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Who would like to help? Any tip?

sorry GEC, I can't help coz I don't know how.

heheh, andama lang imong isa ka lungsod nga mga kapamilya. ug usa ka sako nga kwarta... or sobra tngali pa sa sako.

My learnings from Galen and Franklin so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.

More tips?...

my piece of advise is.... be a politician first... by heart, by mind, by spirit.. hehe

GEC, they say the fastest way to move up the ladder (corporate, political etc etc) is to sleep your way to the top. 

I suggest you start now. There's gonna be a lot of sleeping (with matching hagok2x) involved in your future. 

unsaon pag hagok2x nga daghan man manuktok mangayo ug hinabang... aber??? Ajaw gyud inday.... kanang imong usa ka sako nga datung, i palit nalang na nimo ug Savings Bond or trust funds, kana hagok2x gyud ka....kilaw2x or swimming2x sa imong kaugalingon nga beach or island...

ms da binsi, lahi man nga klase sa sleep ang buhaton ni GEC. Kana mang naay tumbling2x. LOL

Bitaw oi, gimingaw na gyud ko'g pamasol. Lamia kaha kung naa ko'y very own isla noh? 

palit day dayun imbitaha dajon ko ha???

i am doing pamasol during sundays...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 08, 2007, 12:32:17 PM
palit day dayun imbitaha dajon ko ha???

Da oy! imbitara lang ko diha sa imong special lake 

hahahahhaha wa pa man butangi ug tubig sa akong banana kay hapnigan pa kuno ug plastic, unsa gud na.... butangan kuno niya ug Blue Gill ambot unsa na nga isda makaon ba na? Insoy baira na na imong pasol ha???

C2 Asa gud ka dapit? nalimot man ko?

Naa kos georgia ma'am...mosakay lang ko'g greyhound bus pa ingon diha. Let's have a fishing party. 

Ingna imong banana nga apilan niya'g butang ug pantat. 

naa ba na diri??? hala anhi mo pohon diri Day?

Aw kung imo ko imbitaron, moanha jud ko. When man inyong pista diha? 

wa jamo... ako ray pinay diri.... naa mi powow pero human na man.sunod tuig nalang guro... kanang bag-ong summer. karon hapit na mahuman ang summer...

Mag EB unta ta nga naa dire. Adto tas Vegas, dili nato ubanon ang mga banana. Daghan raba male strip bars didto, tan-aw ta'g macho nga nagkumpayot sa tubo. Wahehehe!

WaaHHhhhHh! Igat jud bisan unsaon 

igat gyud bisan unsaon, hala mao raba nay mataptan sa mga banana....pwede uban ang mga banana pero ilain na sila ug ila... hala basi naa pod silay stripper hahahahhahha dili lang....

ikaw ms da binsi ha, pa inosente ka, I know raba nga naa kay stripper outfit diha with matching latigo nga ikog sa pagi 

Hala ka! stop nako oi, makasab-an tang admin super OT nako sa akong ka igat 

hahhahhahhahahhahahhahhah pawngon gyud ka. hahhahahahahhahhahhah
huy matulog na ko. bilar na ko dear.....

Good Night! 

My new learnings from Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed


More tips?...

heres some extra tips:

1. Use Marcosian techniques
2. Befriend the Catholic Church
3. Have good businessman-techniques to bring in foreign/domestic investors

Unsa man nang Marcosian techniques? hehehe, mag declare si GEC ug martial law? 

ah di pood martial law---ku an ra ba---projects around the town/municipality. Make the people love you.

Aw mao ba. Unshalan ba diay. Dong, tulog na oist, past your bedtime na. Dili gyud ka motubo. Hehe. Joke!

bitaw..sige, ingatz

Good night dong! Itulog na nang epekto sa cognac. 

C2H4 I like your humor. May sense.:-)
Bitaw. BSCHE imo nahuman? Basin baya classmate tas una? Dis-a ka graduate?
Just answer if you want to.
Have a nice day to all TB  members!

Ms asianfairy, nalingaw kos imong sulti. A nice play of words. 

Kung wala'y sense, unsa man tawag, nonsense of humor? hehehe

BS Pharm ko Ms asianfairy. Ikaw, BS Chem ka?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 08, 2007, 04:24:25 PM
Ms asianfairy, nalingaw kos imong sulti. A nice play of words. 

Kung wala'y sense, unsa man tawag, nonsense of humor? hehehe

BS Pharm ko Ms asianfairy. Ikaw, BS Chem ka?

Jap...uy daghan ko kaila BS Pharm sa una. Kay naa man tay subject parehas. Taga Loon ka ba?

Mosign out sako kay mo take a walk ko karizo.

Ciao!

Quote from: GEC348 on September 08, 2007, 03:17:57 PM
My new learnings from Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed


More tips?...

7. Join Tubag Bohol...

It's hard to become a apolitician if your clan are not a politician.

8. friendly my talent ug dili tihik.
9. dapat balimbing ka kung asa ang sikat ug kusog nga party didto ka mag pa line up.

Kahinumdom ko ni Nonong Jalosjos Ash, nga ang ijang enemy ijamg amigohon....

Sakto to Belle kay, love you enemy man

My latest learnings from Lorenzo, Mike, Ashton,
and continuing lessons from Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist


This is great! more lessons are coming

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14.

nag tininuod baja ang kagwang...

Quote from: GEC348 on September 17, 2007, 06:55:45 AM
My latest learnings from Lorenzo, Mike, Ashton,
and continuing lessons from Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist


This is great! more lessons are coming

13.
14.

Most important of all things, sir GEC, is to establish the authority of government and the presence of the police force (internal security forces: arrest and detain subvertist activities and punish them accordingly under the auspices and framework of human rights and your government's jurisdiction). The rule of law must be properly enforced to so as to prevent a coup de tat.

Whenever government is challenged, it must show its weight so as to reaffirm its legitimacy.
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Gec, have you ever heard of the Broken Windon Theory in political science?

The idea is that a broken window begets a broken window. If one person violates a law and there is no reaction or punishment for that action or if no one cares, it will eventually beget more violations of societal laws and social norms.

The idea of government is to 'fix' the broken window, which is the metaphorical use to represent a violated law, and make people pay for their mideeds in order to promote the idea of public order. Without this public order, you will have the exact opposite, which is public disorder. And public disorder begets chaos and is the epitome of a failed state.

It is the role of government (or in this case, a political dynasty) to enforce laws so as to show the need to respect authority. Without the respect for authority and fear of the law and jurisprudencial retribution, the people will not respect each other's individual rights, mainly: Liberty, life and property.

It is government's role to provide a format to which citizens must follow in order to  live in a safe and orderly society. An ordered society leads to progress. That in itself is the prime duty of government.

Cheers,,

More learnings from Lorenzo;
continuing reflections from Mike, Ashton,Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist
13. Use the police to throw your weight around; any dissent must be nipped in the bud
14.  Fix broken window panes immediately

Hmmm we're getting a bit philosophical now

So more ideas?

15.
16.

B

Quote from: GEC348 on September 18, 2007, 10:40:09 PM
More learnings from Lorenzo;
continuing reflections from Mike, Ashton,Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist
13. Use the police to throw your weight around; any dissent must be nipped in the bud
14.  Fix broken window panes immediately

Hmmm we're getting a bit philosophical now

So more ideas?

15.
16.

15. Be prepared to wake up in the middle of the night
     (some people'll knock at your door asking for hinabang ang pamilya tua sa ospital or punerarya)

Another:

To secure your political dynasty, you might want to befriend powerful friends in other countries. Your government's legitimacy to rule will be further strengthened if you have the backings and support of powerful nation states such as: The United States, Peoples Republic of China, Russian Federation, Union of India, ASEAN, EU, etc.


Also,

Modernize and strengthen the power of your Armed Forces and secure their undying loyalty to your commands. Foreign states will be disauded to go to war with your dynasty (or civil insurgents) for fear of immediate retribution by the Armed Forces. I recommend that you rally and create a powerful naval force, and a capable air force. An army/ground force of ~500,000 units (and reserves) would properly secure your political dynasty.

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Question to Gec,

Are you looking to install a democratic/ republican form of a political dynasty? Or are you looking to install an Imperialistic/Monarchical dynasty??

If so..what would the name of the new nation state/ kingdom/empire be?

My recommendations are: The Federal Republic of Philippines (this also includes the state of Sabah, after your dynasty takes it back from Malaysia)

Or after you unify Malaysia and Indonesia with the Philippines, you could install an Imperialist regime and have yourself enthroned as Emperor of the : Empire of Greater Malayapura

How extensive do you want your dynasty to be, GEC?  Do you want control over a barangay, a town, a city, a province, a country, an international region, or the world?

Okey another idea:

15.  Have an armour plate skin and always wear it.

16.  Nerves like Imelda Marcos

Dili nerves like Imelda, he has to find a wife like Imelda. kita untang duha mo qualify pero menjo naman ta... o di ka gwafahan ana???

one has to be Imeldific? not only in drive... aggressiveness / assertiveness, but has the charisma who always project the beauty of the soul....Madame Marcos believes and speaks of love and beauty..

I agree with you Jun... i like her a lot...palangga gyud to sha kaajo ni Makoy, kay ihatag gud bisan unsa gusto niya???

Bisan tuod ug kinawat ang datung pero ang sencerity ug devotion sa usag-usa nila, pwerte

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 20, 2007, 01:41:27 AM
I agree with you Jun... i like her a lot...palangga gyud to sha kaajo ni Makoy, kay ihatag gud bisan unsa gusto niya???
Bisan tuod ug kinawat ang datung pero ang sencerity ug devotion sa usag-usa nila, pwerte

so meaning to say, find a wife with waray blood (like me) ... mas nindot pa gyud tingali kay mixed with boholana.

Quote from: Ginger on September 20, 2007, 01:49:22 AM
so meaning to say, find a wife with waray blood (like me) ... mas nindot pa gyud tingali kay mixed with boholana.

Tinuod jud na Miss Ginger...my close friend is Waray. Grabe gyud siya, all of her ex-bfs were crazy about her. Even her husband now, grabe2x jud ka in lab niya. There must be something in Waray blood, Ms Ginger. Unsa kaha?

igat ang waray,,, mao na sha....

Woweee!

I'm now processing the additional inputs from Lorenzo, Sigbin II, Junayag anf Ms da Binsi.

On the question as to what extent do I intend my dynasty will reach, I should say.... it's good to think BIG, I mean, REALLY, REALLY BIIIIGGG.

Your additional inputs are most welcome!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 20, 2007, 09:53:31 AM
Tinuod jud na Miss Ginger...my close friend is Waray. Grabe gyud siya, all of her ex-bfs were crazy about her. Even her husband now, grabe2x jud ka in lab niya. There must be something in Waray blood, Ms Ginger. Unsa kaha?

Ang mga waray mga isog dili na sila mo atras bisan unsa nga klasi sa away ha ha ha, mao na kon ikaw mgasawa ug waray mapilitan ka ug ka inlove ha ha ha. Bitaw my sister inlaw is waray too and she's nice pero isog ha ha ha.