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« on: September 22, 2010, 06:05:43 PM »
    
A new vacuum cleaner(toqeer) salesman knocked at door,
 A lady opened it. Before she could speak,the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow s*** on the carpet:Ohhhhhhhhhh

 Salesman:
 Madam,if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit
 
Lady:
 Do U need Chilli Sauce with that s*** ?
 
Salesman:why?
 
Lady:
Because there's no electricity in the house


 MORAL:

Never Think You're So Smart


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 06:10:51 PM »
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'
 

The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons: 

1.    It's none of your damn business.
2. She was my wife; and.... .
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!'

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