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Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« on: November 14, 2010, 04:04:46 AM »
Mga Higala,

Adunay situwasyon that a Cebuano told me that Bolanons are "Kuripot". How distasteful and crass.

What do you feel about this?

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 04:07:10 AM »
You see this person (who goes to work with me) thought that I was a Cebuano (since I said i was from Valencia; he thought that I was referring to Valencia, Cebu) lol.

After he said that comment, I told him, "Bai, dili baja ko Sugbuanon. Bol-anon baja ko."

Na hilom dajon sija.



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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 04:11:54 AM »
Nano mo ingon man ang Cebuano, "Ah, taga Bohol man na siya, ignorante na sila..." ?

Para nako, when I was home in Pinas, mas moangay pa ko sa Bohol kay sa Cebu.

Baho pa kaajo sa Cebu, daghang tulis, ug tawo nga mo take advantage.

Suko jud ko sa ilang commento sa Bolanon.

Buotan man jud ning Bolanon..ngano i joke-jokeon man nila oy.

Bu-anga...

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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 04:15:25 AM »
Mga Higala,

Adunay situwasyon that a Cebuano told me that Bolanons are "Kuripot". How distasteful and crass.

What do you feel about this?
Seguro kay kitang mga Bolanon, magtigom man gyud og kwarta para mapaayo ang kahimtang sa atong pamilya. Usa pa, para pista diay,naa man gyud na kada tuig. Wise spender lang seguro ang Bolanon tapos simple pod ang atong pamuyo.

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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 04:23:11 AM »
hehehe, mao. I agree with you on the wise spender, savings part. Para nako, i like to save and invest instead of blowing finances away. Mas maajo pa mo save ta kaysa kalingaw gastador.

Kining amigo nako nga hambugero kaajo, mo comment nako, "ngano di man ka mo palit ug bagong sapatos nga Ferragamo, ngano di man ka mo palit ug Bvlgari watch? palit pood kanang mahal oy, doctor baja imong profession, ngano mag pinabarato man ka? "

I don't like how some Cebuanos downgrade Bolanons.

I reminded him that we are still interns and are thus 'slaves'. Spending something that one does not have is bad. It causes debt.



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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 04:32:40 AM »
Actual incident:


July 27, 2010. Cebu.

There was an incident where i overheard a cebuano talking down on bohol. The incident was in a restaurant where one customer (that we were with) was asking about the crispy pata and lechon being served. The waitor (normally, waitor is supposed to treat a customer with respect), was describing. The person who i was with said, "oh naa diay mo ug crispy pata? the last time i had one was in bohol, an it was great". The waitor responded, "yes ma'am, but the crispy pata here in cebu is better than in bohol, bohol is probinsya ...."

i really had to hold my tongue in that event. how very crass. is it so common for cebuanos to talk down and belittle bohol?

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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 05:12:17 AM »
Actual incident:


July 27, 2010. Cebu.

There was an incident where i overheard a cebuano talking down on bohol. The incident was in a restaurant where one customer (that we were with) was asking about the crispy pata and lechon being served. The waitor (normally, waitor is supposed to treat a customer with respect), was describing. The person who i was with said, "oh naa diay mo ug crispy pata? the last time i had one was in bohol, an it was great". The waitor responded, "yes ma'am, but the crispy pata here in cebu is better than in bohol, bohol is probinsya ...."

i really had to hold my tongue in that event. how very crass. is it so common for cebuanos to talk down and belittle bohol?

Hi Dong Bran,

I used to react like you whenever people mention Bohol jestingly, especially here in Cebu. But now that I live here, I notice that this place is a melting pot of Filipinos (and foreigners) from different islands, and I haven't heard anyone make any disparaging references to people's regional origins. I always introduce myself as a Boholano, and people just invariably reply, "I would like to go there." Kanang mga ignorante ug wala pa kaadto sa Bohol mao man na moingon nga ignorante ta.

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 05:37:24 AM »
Hi Tito Ben,

Perhaps it is my love for Bohol that makes me overreact to any jests about our island and people. Even my colleague, who is Cebuano, when asked where he got that stereotype from, told me that --that is what they say about Bohol. It was my first time to hear such a stereotype and told him that Bohol is a beautiful province and the people kind and inviting. It's good to hear that Cebu is becoming metropolitan and cultured , and I do hope that such negative generalizations about our island and people subside. It is the same as how some people in Bohol stereotype Illongos , Ilokanos and even Pampangenos. From my view lang, i just wish the regionalistic tendencies of Filipinos would dissipate. Instead of pointing each other's flaws and weaknesses, why not focus on the strengths ?



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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 11:57:07 AM »
nothing wrong with being kuripot! tan awa ang mga galante dali ra ma purdoy!  ;D

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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 02:39:51 PM »
Hmm... so far wala pa man sab Cebuano nanglait sa ajo pagkaboholana... hehehe... kay may dugo man sab ko na Cebuano... Pero dong Bran OK ra man ingnon ka na kuripot, meaning he knows naay kay maarang apan thrifty lang. It's a virtue you can be proud of dong Bran  ;)

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 03:14:57 PM »
kuripot ang Bolanon i agree even my wife say that to me.I told her kuripot means money wise..

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2010, 03:22:16 PM »
Sa una butt of jokes ang Bohol ug Bol-anon. Not anymore today. For so many reasons.

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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2010, 01:24:37 AM »
hehe, belle and others, i agree with you, especially in what Manong Virgil said as "Money wise..."

It reminds me of an old aesop fable of the ant and the grasshopper. :)

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2010, 01:28:16 AM »
Manong Virgil,

Diba it is better to be money wise and have something to show when the time comes, than being gastador and showing showing pero when it comes to the bank account, wala man diay sulud. :)



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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2010, 04:17:46 AM »
naa bitaw ni ask nako one time akong amigo nga cebuano kung dili ba kuno ko masuko binuangan nga taga bohol or makadungog ug bol-anon nga yaga-yagaan. akong gitubag nga dili man ko angay masuko kay joke ra man na pero kuydaw kay kung ang mga taga cebu sad ang moadto sa bohol mao man sad among binuangan. with matching yaga-yaga nga katawa. nahilom lagi ang kanahan.

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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2010, 06:43:26 AM »
Actual incident:


July 27, 2010. Cebu.

There was an incident where i overheard a cebuano talking down on bohol. The incident was in a restaurant where one customer (that we were with) was asking about the crispy pata and lechon being served. The waitor (normally, waitor is supposed to treat a customer with respect), was describing. The person who i was with said, "oh naa diay mo ug crispy pata? the last time i had one was in bohol, an it was great". The waitor responded, "yes ma'am, but the crispy pata here in cebu is better than in bohol, bohol is probinsya ...."

i really had to hold my tongue in that event. how very crass. is it so common for cebuanos to talk down and belittle bohol?

Don't worry about it. Even without reference to Bohol, many in Cebu, as in many big cities, belittle one another (neighbors vs neighbors) or strangers (especially those coming from the neighboring islands). It has become their way of life. If they are not cheap, they're ignorant of many things or plain un-educated (I don't mean formal education, but in social etiquette, etc). Or it could be survival of the fittiest (putting masks).  ;D



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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2010, 07:31:55 AM »
the banana republic is a pure cebuano.  i claim to be pure boholana though he believes otherwise because i could not make the cut in terms of 'jus soli'.  besides, i've spent most of my life in cebu.  let it be said though that i insist i'm more boholana than anything else.

one can imagine the bohol-cebu dynamics between us then.  though our exchanges have not turned nasty, they have become part of our game, to be enjoyed and laughed at.

he says, she says:

ang bol-anon kun mangihi moatubang gyod sa bohol.  (obviously with allusions to muslims who face mecca when they pray.)

ang cebuano kun mangadye kay isog kaayo, 'amahan namo ay, anaa sa mga langit du..'

he enjoys knowing boholano family names and how funny some are, and names them... (i won't name them here; you know what they are.)

i'm ready with my own list, naturally... camomot, bugtai, cabahug, jumao-as (with apologies to those who may carry these names; or are apologies necessary here? ;))

quid pro quo, hehe.  kun apo siya ni lapulapu (nga taga-talibon baya to siya; giangkon lang sa mga cebuano), apo sad baya ko ni dagohoy. ;D

     

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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2010, 07:36:48 AM »
seriously, the banana republic and i have realized that jokes about bohol were started by boholanos themselves.  if anything, he once said, boholanos have a strong sense of humor and are quick to laugh at themselves, and it's healthy. :D

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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2010, 07:56:35 AM »
the banana republic is a pure cebuano.  i claim to be pure boholana though he believes otherwise because i could not make the cut in terms of 'jus soli'.  besides, i've spent most of my life in cebu.  let it be said though that i insist i'm more boholana than anything else.

one can imagine the bohol-cebu dynamics between us then.  though our exchanges have not turned nasty, they have become part of our game, to be enjoyed and laughed at.

he says, she says:

ang bol-anon kun mangihi moatubang gyod sa bohol.  (obviously with allusions to muslims who face mecca when they pray.)

ang cebuano kun mangadye kay isog kaayo, 'amahan namo ay, anaa sa mga langit du..'

he enjoys knowing boholano family names and how funny some are, and names them... (i won't name them here; you know what they are.)

i'm ready with my own list, naturally... camomot, bugtai, cabahug, jumao-as (with apologies to those who may carry these names; or are apologies necessary here? ;))

quid pro quo, hehe.  kun apo siya ni lapulapu (nga taga-talibon baya to siya; giangkon lang sa mga cebuano), apo sad baya ko ni dagohoy. ;D

     


Hehehe... lingaw kaajo ko ;D

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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2010, 08:16:32 AM »
quid pro quo, hehe.  kun apo siya ni lapulapu (nga taga-talibon baya to siya; giangkon lang sa mga cebuano), apo sad baya ko ni dagohoy. ;D

Taga Carcar man kuno pod si Dagohoy pero namyesta sa Bohol, didto naabtag gubat, bwahahahaha!!!  ;D ;D



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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2010, 09:51:19 AM »
seriously, the banana republic and i have realized that jokes about bohol were started by boholanos themselves.  if anything, he once said, boholanos have a strong sense of humor and are quick to laugh at themselves, and it's healthy. :D
I agree that we Boholanos started the jokes. But, am wiser than that. When it is joke time with ka-frat or soro, I was made a target all the time. But, when I retorted I used their tribe as the main character which originally was a Boholano. Para maka-get-even.

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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2010, 11:04:28 AM »
akoa bitaw gikabuangan  ug pangutana akong office mate nga taga Siquijor kon unsa ka dako sa ulod sa ilaha, gitubag ko nga murag unlan....hehehe...gibaslan pod ko nga ang iyang ka boardmate ni estorya niya nga dunay nasakpan nga wakwak didto's naga, giinterview sa mga tawo kon taga asa...nitug-an nga taga Bohol...bwahahhaa 8)

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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2010, 11:08:09 AM »
akoa bitaw gikabuangan  ug pangutana akong office mate nga taga Siquijor kon unsa ka dako sa ulod sa ilaha, gitubag ko nga murag unlan....hehehe...gibaslan pod ko nga ang iyang ka boardmate ni estorya niya nga dunay nasakpan nga wakwak didto's naga, giinterview sa mga tawo kon taga asa...nitug-an nga taga Bohol...bwahahhaa 8)

pildi ko ato..

Basin mao to ang white lady ba to nga sigeg laruy2x sa Bohol bwahahaha!!!  ;D

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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2010, 11:58:40 AM »
kuripot ang Bolanon i agree even my wife say that to me.I told her kuripot means money wise..

Tingali ang mas angayan nga pulong nga mohulagway niining maong hiyas sa mga Bol-anon mao ang pulong DAGINOTAN. Ehemplo: Madaginoton ang mga Bol-anon sa pagasto sa ilang salalpi.

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« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2010, 12:16:18 PM »
akoa bitaw gikabuangan  ug pangutana akong office mate nga taga Siquijor kon unsa ka dako sa ulod sa ilaha, gitubag ko nga murag unlan....hehehe...gibaslan pod ko nga ang iyang ka boardmate ni estorya niya nga dunay nasakpan nga wakwak didto's naga, giinterview sa mga tawo kon taga asa...nitug-an nga taga Bohol...bwahahhaa 8)

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Sama god sa estorya  nga ang Bol-anon og Cebuano nanga-on og sabaw nga init kaayo. Gahilak na dagway ang Bol-anon, gatulo na ang luha. Ingon ani ang gidangatan.

Cebuano: Naunsa man nga gahilak man ka?
Bol-anon: Pre, nahinumdum man god ko sa akong Lolo nga napusilan sa gira.
Cebuano: (higop sa init nga sabaw, gahilak pod og tulo ang luha)
Bol-anon: Naa kay nahinumduman Pre, mao nga gahilak ka.
Cebuano: Pre, gamahay lang ko ngano nga wala ka naapil napusilan sa imong Lolo sa gira.

Igo na sad si Dagohoy.



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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2010, 06:30:43 AM »
Taga Carcar man kuno pod si Dagohoy pero namyesta sa Bohol, didto naabtag gubat, bwahahahaha!!!  ;D ;D


hahaha, pataka lang diay ming duha ug angkon ug apohan.  nabali man diay mig kaliwat.  samot mi anig kakrokongho. ;D

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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2010, 08:08:03 AM »
Sama god sa estorya  nga ang Bol-anon og Cebuano nanga-on og sabaw nga init kaayo. Gahilak na dagway ang Bol-anon, gatulo na ang luha. Ingon ani ang gidangatan.

Cebuano: Naunsa man nga gahilak man ka?
Bol-anon: Pre, nahinumdum man god ko sa akong Lolo nga napusilan sa gira.
Cebuano: (higop sa init nga sabaw, gahilak pod og tulo ang luha)
Bol-anon: Naa kay nahinumduman Pre, mao nga gahilak ka.
Cebuano: Pre, gamahay lang ko ngano nga wala ka naapil napusilan sa imong Lolo sa gira.

Igo na sad si Dagohoy.

Salbahis bitaw ning mga Cebuano. Parehas ani nga joke kunohay:

Cebuano nga pulis nakakitag Bol-anon nga nag-ihap sa mga poste sa Jones: Hoy, unsay imong gibuhat diha? Gidili baya ang pag-ihap sa poste! Tug-an, pila kabuok imong naihap?
Bol-anon: Aw, kining...lima na, Nyor.
Cebuano: Na hala, bayad og kinyentos! Usa ka gatos ang multa kada poste nga giihap. Kon di ka mobayad, dad-on tikas presinto aron pasakaan og sumbong! Magtingkagol kas prisohan!
Nibayad ang Bol-anon.
Paglakaw sa pulis, perti niyang agik-ik. Niya pa sa kaugalingon: Ha ha ha, gajama-jama lang kang pulisa ka! Bugok! Ganiha ra kong buntag nag-inihap sa mga poste diri, oi, kapin nas gatos akong naihap!


Igo na pud tawon ta...  >:(


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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2010, 09:26:03 AM »
Salbahis bitaw ning mga Cebuano. Parehas ani nga joke kunohay:

Cebuano nga pulis nakakitag Bol-anon nga nag-ihap sa mga poste sa Jones: Hoy, unsay imong gibuhat diha? Gidili baya ang pag-ihap sa poste! Tug-an, pila kabuok imong naihap?
Bol-anon: Aw, kining...lima na, Nyor.
Cebuano: Na hala, bayad og kinyentos! Usa ka gatos ang multa kada poste nga giihap. Kon di ka mobayad, dad-on tikas presinto aron pasakaan og sumbong! Magtingkagol kas prisohan!
Nibayad ang Bol-anon.
Paglakaw sa pulis, perti niyang agik-ik. Niya pa sa kaugalingon: Ha ha ha, gajama-jama lang kang pulisa ka! Bugok! Ganiha ra kong buntag nag-inihap sa mga poste diri, oi, kapin nas gatos akong naihap!


Igo na pud tawon ta...  >:(

Nia pay isa:
Ingon nila kuripot kuno ang Bol-anon kay usa ka tinap-an usa ka kawa nga tubig og kamunggay. Pero ang Cebuano, ang bulad ibitay sa bitana, ang anino mao ray subakan....Aber....





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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2010, 03:42:50 PM »
Nia pay isa:
Ingon nila kuripot kuno ang Bol-anon kay usa ka tinap-an usa ka kawa nga tubig og kamunggay. Pero ang Cebuano, ang bulad ibitay sa bitana, ang anino mao ray subakan....Aber....

Bwahahaha!!! Busog na diay sa anino!!!  ;D


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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2010, 09:20:33 PM »
Manong Virgil,

Diba it is better to be money wise and have something to show when the time comes, than being gastador and showing showing pero when it comes to the bank account, wala man diay sulud. :)


That's true pa simply simply lang naka blue jeans and T shirt pero puno ang bulsa..Unya pag sakay pa sa iyang kotse Chedeng diay..

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 12:11:41 AM »
That's true pa simply simply lang naka blue jeans and T shirt pero puno ang bulsa..Unya pag sakay pa sa iyang kotse Chedeng diay..

Hahahaha, sounds something that my father would say. Agree 110% !!

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 03:17:53 AM »
Salbahis bitaw ning mga Cebuano. Parehas ani nga joke kunohay:

Cebuano nga pulis nakakitag Bol-anon nga nag-ihap sa mga poste sa Jones: Hoy, unsay imong gibuhat diha? Gidili baya ang pag-ihap sa poste! Tug-an, pila kabuok imong naihap?
Bol-anon: Aw, kining...lima na, Nyor.
Cebuano: Na hala, bayad og kinyentos! Usa ka gatos ang multa kada poste nga giihap. Kon di ka mobayad, dad-on tikas presinto aron pasakaan og sumbong! Magtingkagol kas prisohan!
Nibayad ang Bol-anon.
Paglakaw sa pulis, perti niyang agik-ik. Niya pa sa kaugalingon: Ha ha ha, gajama-jama lang kang pulisa ka! Bugok! Ganiha ra kong buntag nag-inihap sa mga poste diri, oi, kapin nas gatos akong naihap!


Igo na pud tawon ta...  >:(

parehas ra diay ni ani hubs:

anak nga bol-anon: nay, moadto ko sa cebu kay manimpad ko didto. mangita ko ug trabaho kay laay kaayo diri sa bukid.
inahan nga bol-anon: gilaay diay ka diri sa atong bukid nak? unsa man sad trabaho imong masudlan didto nga wala man ka makatapos sa high school?
anak nga bol-anon: bisan unsa lang nay basta palahi sa trabaho diri sa bukid.
inahan nga bol-anon: nahala anak, kay dili ka man jud kaha papugong sa imong paglarga cebu pag ayo ayo didto ha. basta gani daghan kaayo ug tawo ang lugar naa diha ang trabaho.

ug tuod man nilarga jud sa cebu ang anak ug gitiman-an ang sulti sa iyang mama nga kung naay pundok sa mga tawo naa diha ang trabaho. ug tuod man niabot jud sa cebu ang anak sakay sa barko. pag abot palang gani sa pier 3, nakakita dayon siya ug bagang tapok sa katawhan ug murag medyo nakaguliyang.

anak: kani trabaho na ni. naa ra man diay ang trabaho diri sa pier.

ug niduol dayon siya sa nagtapok nga mga tawo ug dunay kaguliyang. mao diayng nagtapok ang mga tawo ug nagkaguliyang ka duna diay nagrumble. mao tong niapil siya sa rambol kay trabaho na gud. paglabay sa pipila ka minutos nipahuway siya sa daplin ug nagkanayon.

anak: kapoya diay ang trabaho diri sa cebu kay binukbokay man sa ensakto, kutas man kaayo. pauli nalang ko sa bohol. ;D

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2010, 08:46:21 AM »
He he, dugay kong puyo sa Cebu mao nga daghan pud kong nadunggan nga jokes, Bay BNC. Dia pay laing act of self-flagellation...

Ang Bol-anon nabag-ohan kay dako kaayo ang Cebu mao nga siging hangad-hangad. Nabuldolan bitaw og dyip, nidangat tawon sa hospital kay nabali ang tiil. Hit and run ra ba.

Doktor: Toy, dako-dako man ang magasto nimo.
Botoy: Sigi lang, Dok, naa man koy basakan.
Doktor: Nabali man gud imong tiil, kinahanglan atong ipasemento.
Botoy (natarantar): Semento, Dok? Mahal man tuod diay. Pwede aspalto lang?

 :P





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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2010, 09:26:25 AM »
killjoy breaker, kay morag padung na ni nga thread ug sagunson nga jokes, hahaha!  tua na lagi, sugod na pod ning mga bol-anon ug joke bahin sa kaugalingon... hahaha! ;D

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2010, 10:43:37 AM »
Nia pay isa:
Ingon nila kuripot kuno ang Bol-anon kay usa ka tinap-an usa ka kawa nga tubig og kamunggay. Pero ang Cebuano, ang bulad ibitay sa bitana, ang anino mao ray subakan....Aber....






bwahahahhha! kalingaw!!!!

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Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2010, 10:48:37 AM »
Nia pay isa:
Ingon nila kuripot kuno ang Bol-anon kay usa ka tinap-an usa ka kawa nga tubig og kamunggay. Pero ang Cebuano, ang bulad ibitay sa bitana, ang anino mao ray subakan....Aber....






puahahaha aguy!

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« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2010, 10:47:15 PM »
Hahahahaha makalingaw man sad. Ang mga Bol-anon jokes di ba! Proud baya ko ana..that shows how good the kind of people we are.. I LOVE MY OWN.....

Nia pa. Kinsa mas negosyante, Maranao o Bol-anon?
Naay barko nalunod, galutaw-lutaw sa dagat ning Bol-anon og Maranao, pila na gyud kaadlaw gasakay og gamayng gakit. Nanakop na ning Maranaw og langaw unya gikaon. Nanakop sad ang Bol-anon unya ingon niya pa ay: "Hoy diay langaw mopalit ka." Aberrr....



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« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2010, 10:58:39 PM »
LOL! ang meaning ani negosyante ug industrial ang BOLANON! hehehe ;)



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« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2010, 11:10:09 PM »
Bright jamo man ning Bolanon, mga higala, kai bisan gagmayng ang background sa tawo sa Bohol, ang BOLANON mo aspire man jud mo gawas sa Pilipinas, mo trabajo sa laing yuta so maka tabang pood sa pamilya didto sa Bohol.

Ehemplo: Si Dr. Ting Tiongco, M.D (General Surgeon)--kini sija taga BOHOL ijang ginikanan pero ning balhin sa Davao kai naay guerra sa unang panahon (WWII). Kini sija, graduate of University of the Philippines School of Medicine; trained ni sija in Austria for surgical procedures. Pero ning balik sa Pilipinas. He gives talks every year on the experiences of being a medical student, a surgeon-physician, and his background as a BOLANON.

Ang BOLANON, pariho ta sa maga JUDEO. We are everywhere kono. And wherever we are, we are successful in what we do. Ang rason ani kai ang BOLANON ay:

1. Negosyante
2. Industrialisimo
3. Isug nga trabajante
4. Mo sakripisyo
5. Fiscally Responsible
6. Observant
7. Firm kaajo
8. LOYAL   
9. Mahadlok sa GINOO


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