Naa pajoy German nga hambug... Hamburg, Germany... ug Hamburg Steak or Patty (now generally known as Humburger)
Ash Wednesday ra ni ug Fridays in Lent mahimong
deadly sins!!!Bwahaha! This rerminds me of a joke:
An Orangeman was going out with this Catholic girl and after a while they decided to get married. After a while, he decided to become a Catholic. He took instructions and then he got baptized and everything but he couldn't get it through his head that he was a Catholic and he didn't know what to do about it. So he went to the priest and told him:
"Father, I know you gave me all those instructions and baptized me and everything but I can't get it through my head that I'm a Catholic. What'll I do about it?"
So the priest said, "Keep telling yourself that you're a Catholic, you're not a Protestant. Sooner or later it'll penetrate your thick skull that you're a Catholic and not a Protestant."
So that man went away muttering to himself, "I'm a Catholic I'm not a Protestant, I'm a Catholic I'm not a Protestant, I'm a Catholic...."
It was Lent and the next Friday, the priest was going around the town and decided to visit the newly-weds. But when he came into the house he got a whiff of something that he shouldn't be able to smell in a good Catholic home on a Friday in Lent.
"Mary, where's James?" he asked.
"He's in the kitchen, Father."
So the priest goes into the kitchen and sees James with a huge steak in the pan, scooping gravy over it and saying, "You're a trout you're not a steak, you're a trout you're not a steak, you're a trout...."
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