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About Bill Gates
« on: October 12, 2007, 05:17:06 PM »
1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20
Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! .
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2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick
it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned
it back.
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3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if
Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in
less then 10 years.
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4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left
with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
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5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e.
US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as
rich as Bill Gates is now.
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6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest
country on earth.
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7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can
make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you
have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total
of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
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8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live
for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to
finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
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Last but not the least:
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their
computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be
bankrupt in 3 years!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 08:48:30 PM »

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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2007, 02:53:36 PM »
i share unta pod nija nang ijang kadato sa mga pobre oi. 

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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 03:03:56 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong, because I am honestly clueless about economics, finance and business...

but isn't his money mostly electronic though? I mean, stocks and shares...

the billions of dollars in his name, dili man na cold hard cash...they're stock values...

so If Microsoft stocks were to plummet (murag pareho adtong nahitabo sa enron), the bulk of his billions is gonna go poof!



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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2007, 03:45:48 PM »

yeah, and if someone more brilliant tries to jeopardize the system.

kalit sya ka pobre.

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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2007, 04:48:01 PM »
i share unta pod nija nang ijang kadato sa mga pobre oi. 
[Bill and Melinda Gates, I heard, are very generous people.  They have a foundation that really helps the community and even globally.  Even the other rich guy, Warren Buffet, entrusted his millions of donations for the Gates Foundation's disposal.  They are low-key pa jud unlike other rich people i.e., Donald Trump]

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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 09:30:41 AM »
swerte sya

but if you ask his wife dili daw sya naka swerte ni Bill Gate.

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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 07:39:12 PM »
Hahaha..I can't imagine what's in him..having a microsoft...(I can't be happy ethier)
But share lang ko about the rich people in the world..(Nganong wala man ta oy!haha)
The ranking of the world's richest people as estimated by Forbes magazine. Listings include rank, name, home country, age where known, wealth in billions of dollars and source of the money.

1. Gates, William H. III, United States, 46, $52.8, Microsoft
2. Buffett, Warren E., United States, 71, $35.0, Berkshire Hathaway
3. Albrecht, Karl and Theo, Germany, $26.8, retail
4. Allen, Paul G., United States, 49, $25.2, Microsoft
5. Ellison, Lawrence J., United States, 57, $23.5, Oracle
6. Walton, Jim C., United States, 54, $20.8, Wal-Mart
7. Walton, John T., United States, 56, $20.7, Wal-Mart
8. Walton, Alice L., United States, 53, $20.5, Wal-Mart
8. Walton, S. Robson, United States, 58, $20.5, Wal-Mart
10. Walton, Helen R., United States, 82, $20.4, Wal-Mart
11. Alsaud, Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal, Saudi Arabia, 45, $20.0, investments
12. Quandt, Johanna and family, Germany, 74, $18.4, BMW
13. Bettencourt, Liliane, France, 79, $14.9, L'Oreal
14. Thomson, Kenneth and family, Canada, 78, $14.9, publishing
15. Ballmer, Steven A., United States, 45, $14.8, Microsoft
16. Kamprad, Ingvar, Sweden, 75, $13.4, Ikea
17. Slim Helu, Carlos, Mexico, 62, $11.5, telecom
18. Dell, Michael S., United States, 37, $11.1, Dell
19. Rausing, Kirsten and family, Sweden, 49, $10.7, packaging
20. Kluge, John W., United States, 87, $10.5, media
21. Anthony, Barbara Cox, United States, 78, $10.1, media
21. Chambers, Anne Cox, United States, 82, $10.1, media
23. Li Ka-shing, Hong Kong, 73, $10.0, diversified
24. Kwok, Walter, Thomas and Raymond, Hong Kong, $9.2, real estate
25. Ortega, Amancio, Spain, 66, $9.1, apparel
26. Mars, Forrest E. Jr., United States, 70, $9.0, candy
26. Mars, Jacqueline Badger, United States, 63, $9.0, candy
26. Mars, John F., United States, 65, $9.0, candy
29. Johnson, Abigail, United States, 40, $8.6, Fidelity
29. Saji, Nobutada and family, Japan, 56, $8.6, beverages
31. Bertarelli, Ernesto and family, Switzerland, 36, $8.4, biotech
32. Redstone, Sumner M., United States, 78, $8.1, Viacom
33. Rausing, Hans, Sweden, 75, $7.7, packaging
34. Olayan, Suliman and family, Saudi Arabia, 83, $7.6, investments
35. Berlusconi, Silvio, Italy, 65, $7.2, media
36. Arnault, Bernard, France, 53, $7.0, LVMH
37. Soros, George, United States, 71, $6.9, money management
38. Grosvenor, Gerald Cavendish, Britain, 50, $6.7, real estate
39. Del Vecchio, Leonardo, Italy, 66, $6.6, eyewear
40. Otto, Michael and family, Germany, 58, $6.5, retail
41. Premji, Azim, India, 56, $6.4, software
42. Ergen, Charles, United States, 49, $6.2, satellite TV
43. Moore, Gordon Earle, United States, 73, $6.1, Intel
44. Kerkorian, Kirk, United States, 84, $5.8, investments
45. Al-Kharafi, Nasser and family, Kuwait, 58, $5.7, construction
46. Knight, Philip H., United States, 64, $5.7, Nike
47. Murdoch, Rupert, United States, 71, $5.7, News Corp.
48. Engelhorn, Curt, Germany, 75, $5.6, pharmaceuticals
49. Persson, Stefan, Sweden, 54, $5.6, Hennes & Mauritz
50. Flick, Friedrich K. Jr., Germany, 75, $5.5, investments
51. Broad, Eli, United States, 68, $5.2, real estate
52. Lee Shau Kee, Hong Kong, 74, $5.2, real estate
53. Takei, Yasuo and family, Japan, 72, $5.2, consumer finance
54. Anschutz, Philip F., United States, 62, $5.1, Qwest
55. Cisneros, Gustavo and family, Venezuela, 56, $5.0, media
56. Haefner, Walter, Switzerland, 91, $5.0, software
57. Icahn, Carl, United States, 66, $5.0, investments
58. Newhouse, Donald E., United States, 72, $5.0, media
59. Newhouse, Samuel I. Jr., United States, 74, $5.0, media
60. Pritzker, Robert A., United States, 75, $5.0, hotels, investments
61. Pritzker, Thomas J., United States, 51, $5.0, hotels, investments
62. Benetton, Luciano and family, Italy, 66, $4.9, Benetton
63. Dassault, Serge and family, France, 77, $4.9, aviation
64. Goodnight, James, United States, 59, $4.8, software
65. Landolt, Pierre and family, Switzerland, 54, $4.8, Novartis
66. von Finck, August, Germany, 71, $4.8, investments
67. Lerner, Alfred, United States, 68, $4.7, banking
68. Omidyar, Pierre M., United States, 34, $4.6, eBay
69. Tsai Wan-lin and family, Taiwan, 77, $4.6, insurance
70. Johnson, Samuel C., United States, 73, $4.5, S.C. Johnson & Son
71. Schickedanz daughters, Germany, $4.5, retail
72. Bloomberg, Michael R., United States, 59, $4.4, financial news
73. Davis, Marvin H., United States, 76, $4.4, investments
74. Mendoza, Lorenzo and family, Venezuela, 36, $4.4, beverages
75. Plattner, Hasso, Germany, 58, $4.4, SAP
76. de Carvalho, Charlene, Netherlands, 47, $4.3, Heineken
77. Gerling, Rolf, Germany, 47, $4.3, insurance
78. Johnson, Edward C III, United States, 71, $4.3, Fidelity
79. Mohn, Reinhard, Germany, 80, $4.3, media
80. Sainsbury, David and family, Britain, 61, $4.3, supermarkets
81. Wertheimer, Alain and Gerard, France, $4.3, Chanel
82. von Holtzbrinck, Dieter and family, Germany, 60, $4.2, publishing
83. Weston, Galen and family, Canada, 61, $4.2, retail
84. Irving, James, Arthur and John, Canada, $4.1, oil
85. Kuok, Robert, Malaysia, 79, $4.1, agriculture
86. Schwab, Charles R., United States, 64, $4.1, Charles Schwab
87. Al-Hariri, Rafik and family, Lebanon, 58, $4.0, construction
88. Annenberg, Walter H., United States, 93, $4.0, publishing
89. Bren, Donald L., United States, 69, $4.0, real estate
90. Geffen, David, United States, 59, $4.0, entertainment
91. Halley, Paul Louis and family, France, 67, $4.0, retail
92. Karamehmet, Mehmet and family, Turkey, 48, $4.0, finance, telecom
93. Oetker, Rudolf August and family, Germany, 85, $4.0, food
94. Safra, Joseph and Moise, Brazil, $4.0, banking
95. Warner, H. Ty, United States, 58, $4.0, Beanie Babies
96. Perot, Henry Ross, United States, 71, $3.9, investments
97. Haub, Erivan and family, Germany, 69, $3.8, retail
98. Huntsman, Jon M., United States, 64, $3.8, chemicals
99. Kinoshita, Kyosuke and family, Japan, 61, $3.8, consumer finance
100. Turner, Robert E. (Ted), United States, 63, $3.8, cable TV
101. Arango, Jeronimo, Mexico, 76, $3.7, retail
102. Khodorkovsky, Mikhail, Russia, 38, $3.7, oil
103. Arison, Micky, United States, 52, $3.6, cruise ships
104. Ermirio de Moraes, Antonio and family, Brazil, 73, $3.6, diversified
105. Iwasaki, Fukuzo, Japan, 77, $3.5, real estate
106. Crown, Lester and family, United States, 76, $3.4, General Dynamics
107. Greenberg, Maurice R., United States, 76, $3.4, AIG
108. Kipp, Karl-Heinz, Germany, 78, $3.4, real estate
109. Latsis, Spiro and family, Greece, 55, $3.4, banking
110. Mori, Akira, Japan, 65, $3.4, real estate
111. Wrigley, William Jr., United States, 39, $3.4, chewing gum
112. Arison Dorsman, Shari, Israel, 44, $3.3, cruise ships
113. Oppenheimer, Nicky and family, South Africa, 56, $3.3, De Beers
114. Sabanci, Sakip and family, Turkey, 69, $3.3, diversified
115. Simplot, John R., United States, 93, $3.3, potatoes
116. Wang, Y.C., Taiwan, 85, $3.3, chemicals
117. Sorenson, James L., United States, 80, $3.2, medical devices
118. Algosaibi, Abdulaziz Bin Hamad and family, Saudi Arabia, 68, $3.1, finance
119. Itoyama, Eitaro, Japan, 59, $3.1, golf courses
120. Kadoorie, Michael and family, Hong Kong, 61, $3.1, diversified
121. Koch, Charles D., United States, 66, $3.1, oil services
122. Koch, David H., United States, 61, $3.1, oil services
123. Ng Teng Fong and family, Singapore, 73, $3.1, real estate
124. Pinault, Francois, France, 65, $3.1, retail
125. Schmidheiny, Stephan, Switzerland, 54, $3.1, investments
126. Wurth, Reinhold, Germany, 66, $3.1, manufacturing


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Re: About Bill Gates
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 07:54:22 PM »
daghan ana anang datu oi, ila unta na ibahin ibahin nato haha

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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 08:35:08 PM »
mao jud no.  wa'y pinoy naapil sa listahan diay?

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 10:13:33 PM »
nganong wala man ako ngan dinha? ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 11:11:18 PM »
hahaha Inse, gikalimtan ka, hala pag complain nganong wala ka maapil ;D

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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2007, 08:08:56 AM »
 ::)..Sus,nag-apply unta pod ko ba aron maapil sa listahan...wa man ko dawata..hahahahahha invalid kuno..(allien ba!)hahaha ;D

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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2007, 09:03:01 AM »
Correct me if I'm wrong, because I am honestly clueless about economics, finance and business...

but isn't his money mostly electronic though? I mean, stocks and shares...

the billions of dollars in his name, dili man na cold hard cash...they're stock values...

so If Microsoft stocks were to plummet (murag pareho adtong nahitabo sa enron), the bulk of his billions is gonna go poof!






you are very correct C2...

by the way asa naman ang prince sa Kuwait???

he used to be the richest few years back???


but you know what guys?

being rich is not easy...

they work harder than we do...

they woke up earlier than we do...

they only have lots of money that made it so much different...

Mas hayahay pa si Bambi kay  ni Bill Gates kay sigi bakasyon sa Pinas!!!

EB TB pa sha, enjoy pa...

si bill if he goes vacation anywhere in the world, naay siging tawag sa phone about business,,,

very restless...

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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2007, 09:15:02 AM »
correct observation, da binsi. not only that, they always fear for their lives kay basin ma kidnap for ransom.

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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2007, 11:25:04 AM »
mao jud.  way peace of mind!

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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2007, 11:34:11 AM »
busa magpabilin kitang simple ug mayukmong mga Bol-anon aron kita kanunay'ng magpalipayon ug malinawon!

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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2007, 10:18:05 PM »
Belle, tinuod jud ka, diyotay ra jud na ilang pahuway maong kasagaran nila, daghan sakit.


Tinuod ba pud nang, ang daghan kwarta daghan ug utang?

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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2007, 10:32:28 PM »
Happy, in most cases, tinuod jud nang daghan kwarta daghan pod utang but I think kining naa sa listahan ila na kanang net worth meaning gi kida na ang kautangan blues. 

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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2007, 10:35:49 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2007, 11:05:15 PM »
hahaha Inse, gikalimtan ka, hala pag complain nganong wala ka maapil ;D

dili ko magwaste ug time magcomplain cel, kay nakamata nako from a deep sleep,hahaha!

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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2007, 11:06:34 PM »
hahaha, sige Inse, enjoy your wealth nalang ha hehe

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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2007, 11:08:21 PM »
hahaha, sige Inse, enjoy your wealth nalang ha hehe

mao jud! i will enjoy the true wealth in my life:my husband and my son.

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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2007, 11:09:37 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2007, 02:37:40 AM »
kami diay men dili apil? hahahah ka masinahon ba sad oi!

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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2007, 01:14:53 PM »
........health is wealth.. :),

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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 01:15:52 AM »
kami diay men dili apil? hahahah ka masinahon ba sad oi!

apil pud,hehe!

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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 04:04:34 AM »
speaking of Bill Gates, here's a forwarded email I received today:

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO
DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100
people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

MArio says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave.

498 people leave the room.

MArio says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what
do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `unsa ma na, dong'

The other candidate answers 'ambot, bay..'


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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2007, 04:07:33 AM »
wahahahahhahhaha

ga tarong tarong pud ko ug basa!!!

lecheeee ka Gracia!!!


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« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2007, 04:12:37 AM »
hahaha lol, abi nako seryoso jud ni estoryaha ni, pagkaanindot basahon nga mura apelyido sa Pilipino ang naapil. dili lang diay basta basta nga pilipino, Boholano pa jud hahaha

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« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 04:13:55 AM »

atots! ni basa baya pud ko. ;D

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« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 04:27:34 AM »
hahahhaha ga ligid2x ko ug katawa ninyo, belle, cel and hazel!  don't take me too seriously pod oi! hahahahahha

makatawa ko pag ingon nimo belle ug lecheeee kay mura'g nadungog nko akong Mommy! hahahah hay, kalami sa akong katawa oi!

sus, ning singit ra bya ko abre balik nko pang hinlo oi!  hala wa pa diay nako napakaon si Mocha among iring!  patay! makasuhan ko ani ug animal cruelty!

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« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 04:35:42 AM »
labaw pa pod ko, heheheheh 

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« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 05:05:45 AM »
ag ka libat libat ko ug binasa diri, sus kay...

jati ra gud ni si Gracia...

Graciaaaa! marika raaaa! :-\ (hadlok sa kusi)

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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2007, 05:16:27 AM »
hahahha makalingaw man ka belle oi!   ;D ;D

hala willmerit, nangawat na pod ka sil-ip sa imong computer!  Sige lang, wla man gubot karon katawahay lang! hahahha

by the way, asa kaha na gikan nang marika ha?  mao jud na tawag ni mommy sa amo labi na naay gapa abot na latos ug kusi sa bugan!

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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2007, 05:23:52 AM »
wahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha

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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2007, 09:05:41 AM »
ayee nibasa pod ko.. duha na mangingilad HAHAHAHHAHA

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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2007, 09:16:47 AM »
ayee nibasa pod ko.. duha na ta nga mangingilad HAHAHAHHAHA.

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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2007, 10:32:48 AM »
Hello LanggamTamsi!  Welcome to TB!  Did you visit na thread where we welcome you? 

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