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Too big, too heavy, too lazy
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:50:07 AM »
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Posted: April 11, 2015


Man Enlarged His Penis So Much He Struggles To Have Intercourse And Urinates Sitting Down



Micha-Stunz
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A man from Berlin in Germany who was so obsessed with his penis that he enlarged it with silicone says he struggles to have “normal” sex and urinates sitting down.

Micha Stunz, 45, from Germany, now has a nine inch-long penis which weighs between 7.5 and 9.5 pounds thanks to numerous procedures he underwent from the age of 25.

In speaking to reporters about the weight of his enhanced member, Stunz said, “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while.”

Nevertheless, according to Stunz, he had the work done on his penis not to make him more aesthetic, but rather because it makes him feel “better” about himself.

Sadly, the silicon implants make sex almost impossible for Stunz. He is unable to achieve a normal erection because his penis remains the same size at all times due to the silicon.

In speaking about what he gets up to in the bedroom, Stunz shared, “After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.”

It all started for Stunz around 20 years ago when he received a penis pump as a present.

As he explained, “I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. And I found that when I went out pumped up, it was a good feeling, it felt great. I had the feeling that I wasn’t trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself to change it.”

It was at this point that he discovered saline injections, which he gave himself regularly. He added, “The feeling was great. but I didn’t like getting the injections- there’s always a risk of infection.”

A urologist from Berlin, Dr. Aref el Seweife, said that penis enlargements with silicone are not recommended. “In worst cases, it can lead to an enlarged artery in the scrotum and the testicles die.”

That advice from Dr. Seweife doesn’t bother Stunz much though, as he continues to enlarge his penis despite the effect it has had on his sex life.


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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2015, 09:55:52 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2015, 08:31:20 AM »
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Re: Too big, too heavy, too lazy
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2015, 02:55:13 AM »

first, breasts.  and now that?  weird.

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