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« on: November 22, 2010, 11:43:43 PM »
another thread had spread the yarn about a dog and a household help.  some extremely unusual cases are more mystifying though.  examples:


Shelton man charged in sex assault on horse

A city man is accused of sexually assaulting a horse on a neighbor’s property, police said.

At about 6:15 p.m. Monday, Joan Flannery of 8 Partridge Lane told police that a man on her property appeared to be touching a horse in a sexual manner and the horse appeared to be in pain.

Police said a Flannery family member reported seeing a man putting his hand and arm inside the horse’s vagina in a repetitive motion.

Officers found a man, identified as Marian Wegiel, 63, of 11 Partridge Lane, in the corral.

According to Lt. Robert Kozlowsky, Wegiel told police he was comforting the horses after they had been scared by a loud noise.

Wegiel allegedly stated he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses. There were three horses in the corral, but only the one female appeared to have been touched, police said.

According to Detective Ben Trabka, Wegiel and the owners of the horse aren’t friends, and Wegiel had no reason to be on the property. Police said they don’t know if this has ever happened before.

“They never caught him doing it before,” Trabka said. “The resident came out and saw it Monday evening. It certainly is bizarre, a strange deviant sexual behavior.”

The Flannerys contacted a veterinarian, who examined the horses. Police said the horse didn’t appear to be injured. (New Haven Register, Oct. 10, 2010)


The Pumpkin and the Man

A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles. He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.

After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"


Analysis:  Even when passed off as a "news" story, it's easy enough to tell that this apocryphal tale of sexual embarrassment had humbler beginnings as a plain old dirty joke. It's the clever punchline that gives it away, as can be more readily seen in this bare-bones version found on a humor website.

That noted, I'm obliged to confirm that in 2002 a disconcertingly similar incident made newspaper headlines in Warren, Michigan when a local man was convicted of traipsing around nude in his back yard and, in full view of his neighbors, "using a pumpkin to sexually gratify himself." He was sentenced to 90 days in jail for indecent exposure. (urbanlegends.about.com, circulated on the internet since 1998)


Romancing a Toyota

Popping down the street to pick up some groceries may seem like a regular chore, but imagine finding a man trying to hump a Toyota SUV!

A drunk man was caught having sex with an SUV that was parked on a main road. The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4. After a short time finding that the Toyota wasn’t responding to his advances, police arrived on the scene, and of course being the 21st century, the whole thing was caught on video and posted to the internet.
(The Inquisitr, sept 16, 2008)

islander:  toyota must be a she, like mercedes.

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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 07:22:05 AM »
I believed this things happened as i have witness our abnormal neighbor humping his cow behind.


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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 01:48:51 AM »
normal ra man ni sa mga middle east country. pangutan on sila ngano gamit sila cow donkey horse ila tubag sometimes kono. mao nga daghan kayo mga lalaki na rape sa middle east labi na sa Saudi.
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 09:22:35 AM »




tinuod jud na Kan ogong! naa ko migo ana jud daw sila didto. and it has practiced in the bible time... nga ug ma utgan diay na sila sa kadlawon ang ila donkey ija jerjeron...
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 09:43:31 AM »

I suppose donkeys don't complain that they have a headache. Bwahaha!  ;D
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