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And what about those smart Filipina girls who whip out snappy replies to turn down "unwanted men." Here are some of those crackling replies from a smart Filipina executive - who is still single.

He: "Can I buy you a drink?"
She: "Actually I'd rather have the money."

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She:" I must've been given your share."

He: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
She: "Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend."

He: "Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
She: "Okay, get out."

He:"I think I could make you very happy.
She: "Why? Are you leaving?"

He: "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."

He: "Can I have your name?"
She: "Why? Don't you already have one?"

He: "Where have you been all my life?"
She: "Hiding from you."

He: "Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

He: "Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

He: So, what do you do for a living?
She: I'm a female impersonator.

The actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, however, didn't have such problems. "I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back," she explained the comedian Groucho Marx had a different perspective: "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Winston Churchill, however, waxed philosophical about men-women tiffs. "Don't worry about avoiding temptation," he counseled. "As you grow older, it will avoid you." And Billy Crystal agreed saying: "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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from The Bohol Chronicle

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