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« on: November 09, 2007, 03:36:27 AM »

                     

Do you look like a Christmas tree under the strobe light of the club? Covered by "globes" of dandruff? That's because of a fungus that impedes your search for a mate. All this while having sex on your head perhaps even at this moment.

A research team at Procter & Gamble Beauty, a subsidiary
of the company producing the large array of household items, from toilet tissue to shampoo, announced on Tuesday they had sequenced the DNA of Malassezia globosa, the fungus culprit for dandruff (and other skin conditions) which infects between 50 and 90 % of the population.

This research "can shed light on ways to fight not only dandruff, but an infection that can threaten the lives of newborns." wrote the authors in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

"A complete genomic sequencing of a Malassezia genome opens tremendous opportunities for researchers to understand the interactions of fungi and humans. It's amazing that the understanding of the genetic make-up of a microscopic organism can have broad implications ranging from human health to agricultural science." said lead author Thomas Dawson, a scientist at P&G Beauty.

"M. globosa is capable of excreting more than 50 different enzymes that help digest and break down compounds in the hair and scalp. The M. globosa genome sequence also revealed the presence of mating-type genes, providing an indication that Malassezia may be capable of sex," wrote the researchers.

"Other fungi can reproduce sexually, but this particular type had not been known to. This means it could find a way to evade dandruff shampoo. Dandruff can affect up to 90 % of people, and that it has been known for more than 100 years that Malassezia can cause dandruff and eczema." they added.

Malassezia fungi can also provoke systemic infections in newborns and is closely related to species of fungi inducing great damage to crops such as corn.

The research team cultivated 10 liters of Malassezia, "equal to the amount of fungus that would be found on the heads of 10 million people".

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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 04:43:26 AM »
Ako ni tudluan paghapin ug kalendar ako dandruff oi aron dili ni modaghan ;D

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2007, 04:45:40 AM »

                     


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Whoa...ehem...ya.......

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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2007, 04:46:59 AM »
hahaha lain pud nang imoha dong da! ;D

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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2007, 04:49:12 AM »
Sorry lang, 'te, i have to admit..thats one beautiful lady.

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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2007, 04:49:54 AM »
korek ka diha dong, and seductive pose pud haha

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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 05:04:07 AM »
Vitamin E (eyes), Dong ba? heheheh

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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 09:01:50 AM »
Hehehe

Na obvious na hinuon nga wala'y GF si dodong karong mga panahona

kay dali kaayo ma "provoke"

hehehe joke lang dong

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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 10:16:28 AM »
haha no problem, yo! Im taking the love, hahaha!

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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2007, 08:29:36 PM »
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?

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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2007, 01:26:51 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2007, 03:23:09 AM »
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?

Ngeh, mura'g gi imply nimo Mr Sigbin nga babae ang kaspa...

that's a sexist comment, you'll have Gabriela running after you with sundang for that

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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2007, 04:27:41 AM »
What are all these kaspa ang Gabriela Silang all about???

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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2007, 04:38:15 AM »
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?


So my dear Sigbin,  kinsa tong kaspahon sa ubos want to have always sex? :-\  Just imagine, itches day and night and you need

someone to relieve it/to kawot..... ::)

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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2007, 06:48:19 PM »
Ngeh, mura'g gi imply nimo Mr Sigbin nga babae ang kaspa...

that's a sexist comment, you'll have Gabriela running after you with sundang for that

 :)

Ma'am C2H4, my apologies.  I did not intend anything offensive by it.  My understanding of biga is that it is not gender-specific.

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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2007, 06:49:55 PM »
So my dear Sigbin,  kinsa tong kaspahon sa ubos want to have always sex? :-\  Just imagine, itches day and night and you need
someone to relieve it/to kawot..... ::)

Ma'am Bambi, not necessarily.  Just the kaspa. :)

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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2007, 11:15:34 PM »
I find this topic very funny and can't control laughing alone like crazy.

So, after scratching your head from a very itchy dandruff, you may shout "Mga Uwagan!".

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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2007, 11:27:54 PM »
I find this topic very funny and can't control laughing alone like crazy.

So, after scratching your head from a very itchy dandruff, you may shout "Mga Uwagan!".

Hi Macky,

This is serious!  Stop laughing but start scratching....... ;D ;D ;D and wait you will be soon in heaven!

Motto: love your dandruff as you love yourself!  ;)


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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2007, 11:37:49 PM »
Ma'am C2H4, my apologies.  I did not intend anything offensive by it.  My understanding of biga is that it is not gender-specific.

Who knows, maybe both females or both males.

"I have a lesbian and gay caspa".

Bambi, Scratch-scratch-scratch, di-a na pud mi katol na pud akong caspa.“Hoy! Wala pa mo mahuman diha?”

I have one question: Mo tubo ba pod ang kaspa diha sa Pubic Area?

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2007, 11:57:51 PM »
Re Macky: I have one question: Mo tubo ba pod ang kaspa diha sa Pubic Area?


My question is, ngano mo tubo ba diay ang kaspa???

sa akong nahibaw-an ang kaspa agi ra man na sa dry skin???

amboot ngano gud ning kaspa diri ning dako man nga issue...

naa gyud lain nga buot ipasabot ning mga sunoy about sa Kaspa diri...

Bayat, basi wa na ta kabawo sa ilang buot ipasabot! ::)

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« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2007, 12:17:04 AM »
Aha! I have a good idea.

With the aid of a microscope, I could produce a version of Reality TV’s “Cheaters – Caspa Edition” or “Desperate Caspa wives”.


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« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2007, 12:17:26 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2007, 05:15:25 AM »

hahahhaha I never thought this thread would go this far.

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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2007, 05:35:21 AM »
naa may eye-catching sa title gud haze! hahahaha

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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2007, 07:20:20 PM »
I find this topic very funny and can't control laughing alone like crazy.

So, after scratching your head from a very itchy dandruff, you may shout "Mga Uwagan!".

Who knows, maybe both females or both males.

"I have a lesbian and gay caspa".

Bambi, Scratch-scratch-scratch, di-a na pud mi katol na pud akong caspa.“Hoy! Wala pa mo mahuman diha?”

I have one question: Mo tubo ba pod ang kaspa diha sa Pubic Area?

Aha! I have a good idea.

With the aid of a microscope, I could produce a version of Reality TV’s “Cheaters – Caspa Edition” or “Desperate Caspa wives”.


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sir Macky, with your imagination, the possibilities are endless! ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2007, 09:09:20 PM »
Aha! I have a good idea.

With the aid of a microscope, I could produce a version of Reality TV’s “Cheaters – Caspa Edition” or “Desperate Caspa wives”.


hahaha! you're a joker man diay,macky oy!

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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2007, 10:52:32 PM »
Kuyawan laman pud ta ani pagkataasa´nga adto napud sangko sa pagkaon ug tubol ;D

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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2007, 01:16:42 AM »
Happy, don't give Sigbin any ideas

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« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2007, 07:45:25 AM »
Hi,

What's  new here?  May apo na ba ang mga Kaspa? ;D

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« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2007, 08:34:43 AM »
Bayat, how are you dear?

I came late...tigols na diay pod ang mga kaspa?

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« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2007, 01:02:29 PM »
Sa kamubo sa ilang lifespan, gilubong na kaganiha. :D

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« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2007, 07:21:35 PM »
mao ba dis a man pud dapita?  hehhehhe

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« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2008, 01:13:36 AM »

Akong dandruff na baog na siguro kay wala naman. ;D

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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2008, 05:49:46 AM »
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?


So my dear Sigbin,  kinsa tong kaspahon sa ubos want to have always sex? :-\  Just imagine, itches day and night and you need

someone to relieve it/to kawot..... ::)

dili diay mawala kon mag shave Bam?

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« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2009, 05:42:09 AM »
mood: digging old threads

I find this topic very funny and can't control laughing alone like crazy.

So, after scratching your head from a very itchy dandruff, you may shout "Mga Uwagan!".


hahahaha


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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2009, 05:48:24 AM »
grabe ako katawa dre.. pro come to think of it.. laina huna hunaon gihimong pang short time ako ulo.

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