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Title: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: hazel on November 09, 2007, 03:36:27 AM

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Do you look like a Christmas tree under the strobe light of the club? Covered by "globes" of dandruff? That's because of a fungus that impedes your search for a mate. All this while having sex on your head perhaps even at this moment.

A research team at Procter & Gamble Beauty, a subsidiary
of the company producing the large array of household items, from toilet tissue to shampoo, announced on Tuesday they had sequenced the DNA of Malassezia globosa, the fungus culprit for dandruff (and other skin conditions) which infects between 50 and 90 % of the population.

This research "can shed light on ways to fight not only dandruff, but an infection that can threaten the lives of newborns." wrote the authors in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

"A complete genomic sequencing of a Malassezia genome opens tremendous opportunities for researchers to understand the interactions of fungi and humans. It's amazing that the understanding of the genetic make-up of a microscopic organism can have broad implications ranging from human health to agricultural science." said lead author Thomas Dawson, a scientist at P&G Beauty.

"M. globosa is capable of excreting more than 50 different enzymes that help digest and break down compounds in the hair and scalp. The M. globosa genome sequence also revealed the presence of mating-type genes, providing an indication that Malassezia may be capable of sex," wrote the researchers.

"Other fungi can reproduce sexually, but this particular type had not been known to. This means it could find a way to evade dandruff shampoo. Dandruff can affect up to 90 % of people, and that it has been known for more than 100 years that Malassezia can cause dandruff and eczema." they added.

Malassezia fungi can also provoke systemic infections in newborns and is closely related to species of fungi inducing great damage to crops such as corn.

The research team cultivated 10 liters of Malassezia, "equal to the amount of fungus that would be found on the heads of 10 million people".

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Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Happy on November 09, 2007, 04:43:26 AM
Ako ni tudluan paghapin ug kalendar ako dandruff oi aron dili ni modaghan ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2007, 04:45:40 AM
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Whoa...ehem...ya.......
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Happy on November 09, 2007, 04:46:59 AM
hahaha lain pud nang imoha dong da! ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2007, 04:49:12 AM
Sorry lang, 'te, i have to admit..thats one beautiful lady.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Happy on November 09, 2007, 04:49:54 AM
korek ka diha dong, and seductive pose pud haha
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Post by: grazie7y on November 09, 2007, 05:04:07 AM
Vitamin E (eyes), Dong ba? heheheh
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: C2H4 on November 09, 2007, 09:01:50 AM
Hehehe

Na obvious na hinuon nga wala'y GF si dodong karong mga panahona

kay dali kaayo ma "provoke"

hehehe joke lang dong

 ;)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2007, 10:16:28 AM
haha no problem, yo! Im taking the love, hahaha!
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Sigbin II on November 10, 2007, 08:29:36 PM
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?
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Post by: willmerit on November 11, 2007, 01:26:51 AM
hahahha
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: C2H4 on November 11, 2007, 03:23:09 AM

Ngeh, mura'g gi imply nimo Mr Sigbin nga babae ang kaspa...

that's a sexist comment, you'll have Gabriela running after you with sundang for that

 :)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: ms da binsi on November 11, 2007, 04:27:41 AM
What are all these kaspa ang Gabriela Silang all about???

wahahhahhahha


Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on November 11, 2007, 04:38:15 AM
 

So my dear Sigbin,  kinsa tong kaspahon sa ubos want to have always sex? :-\  Just imagine, itches day and night and you need

someone to relieve it/to kawot..... ::)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Sigbin II on November 11, 2007, 06:48:19 PM

Ma'am C2H4, my apologies.  I did not intend anything offensive by it.  My understanding of biga is that it is not gender-specific.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Sigbin II on November 11, 2007, 06:49:55 PM

Ma'am Bambi, not necessarily.  Just the kaspa. :)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Macky Ferniz on November 11, 2007, 11:15:34 PM
I find this topic very funny and can't control laughing alone like crazy.

So, after scratching your head from a very itchy dandruff, you may shout "Mga Uwagan!".
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on November 11, 2007, 11:27:54 PM

Hi Macky,

This is serious!  Stop laughing but start scratching....... ;D ;D ;D and wait you will be soon in heaven!

Motto: love your dandruff as you love yourself!  ;)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Macky Ferniz on November 11, 2007, 11:37:49 PM

Who knows, maybe both females or both males.

"I have a lesbian and gay caspa".

Bambi, Scratch-scratch-scratch, di-a na pud mi katol na pud akong caspa.“Hoy! Wala pa mo mahuman diha?”

I have one question: Mo tubo ba pod ang kaspa diha sa Pubic Area?
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: ms da binsi on November 11, 2007, 11:57:51 PM
Re Macky: I have one question: Mo tubo ba pod ang kaspa diha sa Pubic Area?


My question is, ngano mo tubo ba diay ang kaspa???

sa akong nahibaw-an ang kaspa agi ra man na sa dry skin???

amboot ngano gud ning kaspa diri ning dako man nga issue...

naa gyud lain nga buot ipasabot ning mga sunoy about sa Kaspa diri...

Bayat, basi wa na ta kabawo sa ilang buot ipasabot! ::)
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Macky Ferniz on November 12, 2007, 12:17:04 AM
Aha! I have a good idea.

With the aid of a microscope, I could produce a version of Reality TV’s “Cheaters – Caspa Edition” or “Desperate Caspa wives”.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: ms da binsi on November 12, 2007, 12:17:26 AM
wahahahhahhahahhahhahahhaha
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Post by: grazie7y on November 12, 2007, 02:59:34 AM
hahahaha na unsa na kini!
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: hazel on November 12, 2007, 05:15:25 AM

hahahhaha I never thought this thread would go this far.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: grazie7y on November 12, 2007, 05:35:21 AM
naa may eye-catching sa title gud haze! hahahaha
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Post by: willmerit on November 12, 2007, 08:01:14 AM
sikata ba ni kaspa oi.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Sigbin II on November 16, 2007, 07:20:20 PM



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sir Macky, with your imagination, the possibilities are endless! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: lumine on November 16, 2007, 09:09:20 PM

hahaha! you're a joker man diay,macky oy!
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Happy on November 16, 2007, 10:52:32 PM
Kuyawan laman pud ta ani pagkataasa´nga adto napud sangko sa pagkaon ug tubol ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: C2H4 on November 17, 2007, 01:16:42 AM
Happy, don't give Sigbin any ideas

kay mao jud na paingnan

hehe

Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Happy on November 17, 2007, 05:29:15 AM
Hahaha :-X
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on November 17, 2007, 07:45:25 AM
Hi,

What's  new here?  May apo na ba ang mga Kaspa? ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: ms da binsi on November 17, 2007, 07:46:07 AM
nanungkod na gani Bayat!!!
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on November 17, 2007, 08:34:43 AM
Bayat, how are you dear?

I came late...tigols na diay pod ang mga kaspa?
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Post by: Sigbin II on November 17, 2007, 01:02:29 PM
Sa kamubo sa ilang lifespan, gilubong na kaganiha. :D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: willmerit on November 17, 2007, 07:21:35 PM
mao ba dis a man pud dapita?  hehhehhe
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: hazel on March 14, 2008, 01:13:36 AM

Akong dandruff na baog na siguro kay wala naman. ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: lindy on March 14, 2008, 05:49:46 AM
Matud sa research team, gikatlan ta kay namiga ang kaspa?
 

So my dear Sigbin,  kinsa tong kaspahon sa ubos want to have always sex? :-\  Just imagine, itches day and night and you need

someone to relieve it/to kawot..... ::)
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dili diay mawala kon mag shave Bam?
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Ginger on January 09, 2009, 05:42:09 AM
mood: digging old threads



hahahaha
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: kiamoy on January 09, 2009, 05:48:24 AM
grabe ako katawa dre.. pro come to think of it.. laina huna hunaon gihimong pang short time ako ulo.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: A Layman on January 09, 2009, 05:47:44 PM
Dandruff? Kaspa in local dialect? Kaspa being related to a persons sexual activity? Morag tinood na nga findings if 90% of the population is infested with this kind of fungi (not puday ha?). Very conservative estimate ang 90% kay ang 10% niana is reserved for the virgins. Then, ngano man nga kaspa man ang ilang tawag ini? Is it an intentional lingo coined to remove the malice of this finding? Or is it coined to lessen the impact of an insult to a person? Try to think with my observation:

To lessen an embrassment to a person or thing, call him or it as:

Ngi-bu  : for the the bungi
Bokal, Nawsi or Wapu: For the balds or upaw
Hakpa : Para sa mga pahak sa ulo
PaKas : para sa mga oversex nga kaspahon

The words Pakas(ta) and Pakas(al) are clearly connotative of ones sexual desire.

So, the cause of this dundruff thing has been known long before Procter and Gamble made their relevant researches. They may prove it right in the end but, I beg you please don't ever judge me as an oversexed DOM because I am bald! Believe it or not!

Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on January 12, 2009, 02:56:08 AM
morag dili na gjod Sir Lindy kay nangitlog na sa panit OR what you think? :-\
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Post by: david on January 12, 2009, 03:06:18 AM
nang laktaw na lang ko niining nga topic...unsa man gyod ang da best nga panguntra sa kaspa, kay ang akong kaspa nigara og sa samot nga karong panahuna tingtugnaw, mura og sigi na lang og sex unya sigi og panganak
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Bambi on January 12, 2009, 03:07:07 AM

Dear Sir layman,

I have the honor to welcome you here in "KASPA SITE"!

Your 100% elaboration makes me proved that you are not only a "Kaspa expert" but enjoying a perfect sex life basing from your "Bokal appearance".  Enjoy life Sir with or without Kaspa  ;)

As being heard before from our katigulangan that "Kinsa kuno tong dunay kaspa sa ubos tambalan ba to ug karne sa baka?....or this is another story? Or is this for uyabless men? Buslotan ba to ang karne?  :-\ Help!....

Hala mga kaspahon.....come forward and relate your sexperiences!   ;D
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: lindy on January 12, 2009, 04:48:06 AM
pstilan katula ana kon sa panit na. pero tuno sa lubi ra maoy tambal man siguro ana.
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: Ginger on February 26, 2009, 06:31:52 AM

Gawd! it's been a long time since they stopped. Now, they're back.

Yes! my dandruff is having sex, again!
Title: Re: Your Dandruff Has Sex!
Post by: glacier_71 on February 26, 2009, 09:37:10 AM
multiplying...
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Post by: kiamoy on February 26, 2009, 07:00:44 PM

dili kahibaw mo pili ug panahon..haha
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