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Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« on: August 06, 2011, 04:27:57 PM »
this sounds like a good offshoot of "men are from mars, women are from venus"...

question:  Why do women like cats for pets more than men do?

chosen as the best answer in http://answers.yahoo.com/, as written by michaelfan58:

Cats are independent, and men want an animal that they can call and it will come running to them. You see, Cats Rule and Dogs Drool.  It's just that simple.

Now, my son, a U.S. Marine, likes cats.  However, he will hold his cat even when she has indicated she wants to be put down.  He also holds her like a baby and ALL cats HATE that.  But, my son loves his cat and the softness of her fur belly.  He doesn't pick her up a lot, so it isn't like he tortures her.  But he doesn't like all that slobbery slobber that dogs drool all over you, or being licked in the face with that slobbery slobber.  YUCK!

Cats really are more elegant and refined, but they need us to help them because over centuries they have become more domesticated.

So, women are NOT the only cat lovers around, but I agree that most men prefer dogs.  If it's because most women are like cats then it must also be that most men are like dogs. ;) Think about it because, in a married household the woman usually is the boss.  In a GOOD marriage anyway.

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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 04:36:52 PM »
islander's preference:  none, honest.  i dare not choose one pet over the other.  i must admit though that i have better communication with dogs than with cats.  i grew up always having a dog of my own.  a lifetime of having pets gave me the sense that we can anticipate each other's thoughts. 

a space for pets is my only issue.  if i could, i would have an elephant and a camel.   

in an average-sized room, i can put 23 cats all together.  i cannot do that with dogs.  thus i can take in a good number of cats but i have to put my foot down with dogs who need more space and have to be walked at least once a day.   

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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 08:19:54 PM »
I believe men prefer dogs over cats because dogs behave exactly the way a man wishes his woman would behave but never will because women are smarter than that.

Dogs will fetch without complaining, they come when they’re called, they don’t mind rolling over to have their tummies scratched, and they’re always happy to wag a bit of tail.  They don’t need extra time to “put on their face,” they never grumble about how much football you watch, you can train them to do just about anything, and they don’t care if Debbie Howard’s husband makes more money than you.

Dogs have a one-track mind.  They want to please.  Women, on the other hand, are complex creatures that want to please up to a point—and if you don’t take out the trash, change the light bulbs, mow the yard, paint the house, fix the leaky faucet, and take her out for a night of fine dining (after you’ve washed up, of course), you’ll never get to that point.

Men would marry dogs if they could, but I think it’s illegal.


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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 08:23:26 PM »
I have no idea why women prefer cats.  I think it’s because cats purr.  Other than that, cats have practically the same qualities as men—qualities that women loath with their entire being.

Cats stay out late at night and never tell you where they’ve been, they never come when called (unless it pertains to food), and they’re always spitting up globs of gunk that shouldn’t have been able to survive in their digestive system in the first place.

Cats leave hairs all over the place, they bring dead animals home and expect you to be impressed, they disappear whenever work needs to be done, and they take for granted that you’ll clean up their poop because heaven knows they won’t do it themselves.

Women would never marry cats because that’s stupid.  Besides, how would a cat support a family?  On dead birds?  I think not!


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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 08:33:36 PM »
WHAT IS A CAT?

(According to a man)

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in fur coats.


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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 08:35:03 PM »
WHAT IS A DOG?

(According to a woman)

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
CONCLUSION: They are little men in fur coats.


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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 10:21:31 PM »
Here's another differecne: ang meow makahubak... ang bawaw sa panahon nga nauso pa (askal) makabusog ;D



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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 06:37:40 AM »
Here's another differecne: ang meow makahubak... ang bawaw sa panahon nga nauso pa (askal) makabusog ;D


Hmm, ingon si Bugsay makabusog baya pud kuno ang meow...

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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 06:56:49 AM »
Hmm, women may prefer cats, but a good number of them have dogs. For instance, this dog is, from the looks of it, obviously a woman's pet..





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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 12:30:46 PM »
Ang laki mahilig daw ug buri nga cat unya ang baye mahilig ug balba hoot dog  bwahahaha  ;D



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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 12:50:15 PM »
He he, lain pud tong hilig mo-dog sa cat-abang... ;D

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Re: Men Are Like Dogs, Women Are Like Cats
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 07:03:50 PM »
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  • wners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." — Christopher Hitchens


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