Author Topic: A Different Talent in a Beauty Contest  (Read 589 times)

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Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: A Different Talent in a Beauty Contest
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 11:40:14 PM »
ventriloquism - the art or practice of speaking so that the voice seems not to come from the speaker but from another source, as from a mechanical doll. also called ventriloquy, ventrilocution, gastriloquism. ventriloquist, n.; ventriloquistic, adj.

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Re: A Different Talent in a Beauty Contest
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 11:47:01 PM »
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Re: A Different Talent in a Beauty Contest
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 11:54:47 PM »
how fascinating, bai hubs!  real, real cute.

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Re: A Different Talent in a Beauty Contest
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 01:20:57 PM »
how fascinating, bai hubs!  real, real cute.

Frogs, of course, are a gifted. Read on:


A drunk was sitting in a bar, and says, "Bartender! Give me another  drink."

The bartender shakes his head and says, "No you’re already drunk."

"Well," the drunk says. "How about if I show you something really neat? Then, will you give me another drink?"

"Ok," the bartender says. "It will have to be spectacular."

The drunk takes a small saxophone and a frog out of his pockets and sets them on the bar. The frog picks up the saxophone and starts playing a jazzy song. The bartender says that is worth a drink. The drunk guzzles it down, and asks for another drink.

"You can’t have another one," the bartender says. "You've had to many already."

 "If you let me have another drink I'll show you more spectacular than the frog," says the drunk. The bartender laughs at the drunk but he agrees to give him just one more drink. The drunk pulls out a hamster and puts it up on the bar beside the frog. The frog begins to play the saxophone again, and the hamster begins to sing to the music. The bartender laughs, and sits another drink on the bar.

Another guy who was seated next to the drunk watching the show, says to him, "You've got an amazing team there. I'll give you $1,000,000 for them right now."

 "They are not for sale," the drunk says.

 "Ok, $1,000,000 just for the frog."

 "He’s not for sale."

 "Ok, $1,000,000 just for the hamster."

The drunk says ok, so the guy gives the drunk the money and walks out of the bar.

 The bartender, shocked and confused asks the drunk, "Why did you sell the hamster? You broke up an amazing team!"

 "No I didn’t," the drunk says. "You see, the frog's a ventriloquist."


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