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Food For Thought From George Carlin
« on: March 16, 2012, 11:23:26 AM »

"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)

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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 02:26:18 PM »

"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)


ahahhahaha abata bitaw na si George oi!


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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 02:29:24 PM »
wow!  she's back!  dugay na gyod namong paabot aning ms da binsi uy... how nice!  yes, amaw gyod ni si george.  angay gyod ni siya sa tb. ;D

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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 02:34:08 PM »

ahahhahaha abata bitaw na si George oi!


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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 02:35:06 PM »

"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)

Bwahaha! Di pud pwede sa Congress... ;D



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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 02:35:39 PM »
lost and found na ni si ms da vinci, pareha me. Naadict na man ko sa facebook

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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 02:36:52 PM »
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. --George Carlin

...gawas kon mahilig ka sa mawos nga ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya... ;D



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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2012, 03:18:09 PM »
lost and found na ni si ms da vinci, pareha me. Naadict na man ko sa facebook

unsa may diperensya, sir fd, sa facebook ug tubagbohol diay?  pasayloa lang ko kay wa gyod koy alamag anang facebook.  kanunay lang ko makadungog ug makabasa bahin ana, pero wa ko mo-enter for one reason or other.   

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Re: Food For Thought From George Carlin
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 03:33:36 PM »
He he, lisod ning naa ra permi sa kaugalingong isla,  masujop sa time warp... ;D



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