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Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2007, 03:23:23 AM
hello gagiers..
welcome tubag bohol..cheers.. enjoy..

hello gags!!! welcome!

hehehe...

thanks for the info el mundo.

hopefully december pod pohon bai barbs.....pero wala pa ko nanghid sa ako boss. maajo unta og tugotan.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 06:41:01 PM
bitaw saamo wala lingaw kung magvacation sa kusina ko..maghuna huna ko ug unsay akong lutoon na wala nako makaon diri. sa hapon tagay swerti talaga ng mga barkada ko ako pa painom, nilulutoan pa ng sum suman..hilig gyod bai kay bisan diri maka onshore ko puro pang kusina ako mauli. hehe

haya2x sa imong ka berks bai barbs oi...niluto-an pa gyud og sum2x. Inom unya ta bai..hehehe

Am I "in" or "out"?

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 06:28:23 PM
hillig ko ug kaon.. wahehhe..
My kitchen...it screams of who i am and what my passion is!

same here bai barbs. i have a heavy appepite.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
Yun ang maka stress bai subrang isip pero hindi talaga yan malikayan tulad natin na malayo.. kung kailangan morin na mag nyt life wala naman mangyayari sa pagod mo..mao lang nay lowest idea na free walang bayad.

hmmmmm...agree with you bai barbs. lisod mahilayo sa pamilay bai.

Quote from: Happy on September 15, 2007, 05:59:28 PM
na basin dili ka kamo motimon Barbs unsaon nalang, maghimo man kaha tag lilo sa tubig

jatis hehehehe...tujok2x ta ana og maglilo ang agi sa tubig happy. Morag lisod abton nang atong mga pangandoy og tumong anang kalakiha wuiii...hehehe

at least at that point of time....nalimatan kadali ang problema bai. i think it is a good way to release some stress and pressure.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 05:56:52 PM
ayayyy.. wahahhhah..

joke...joke...joke!!!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 05:53:26 PM
Go gow akoy timon ha ug asa padulong basin magtuyoktuyok ta..

no probs og ikaw motimon bai barbs.....morag og fit man kaayo sa imong avatar ooohh...gatimon gyud bah. morag dili gyud na mahisalaag ani.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 05:51:50 PM
who knows waheheheh..i have difficulties to sleep bai.. sometimes 3 nyts i cant sleep..mahina naako sa call and txt thru mobile pero napunta sa bottles sometimes..sa araw ako sarap matulog kahit walang kain maghapon.. baliktad..

owwwwssss....unsa kaha nang buhata nga 3 man gyud ka gabii dili katulog oist....bai PM lang kuno beh og unsa gyud na nga mga aktibidadis diha....basin ako na hinoon makakat-on nimo ani ron...

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 05:47:19 PM
a nice topic...for me after work & dinner.. playing golf with tropa and sharing joks..den sleep dayon..sometimes nakapikit mata mo na naka smile..bongga dibah..

morag hayahay nig kinabuhi si barbaro dah......unya naka smile pa bisan nakapijong ang mata...hmmmmmm...nice feeling.

Quote from: Happy on September 15, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
hahaha mao lagi, anhi ta magsugod sa TB

deal!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 05:42:26 PM
ehhmm..jules_unicode im interested your tiring technique.. unsa kaha naay.. basin effective pod na nako..

hehehe....secret lang barbaro kay aron biboh... ......Pero i dont know if ikaw diay ang founder ana nga teknik beh...joke!

Quote from: Happy on September 15, 2007, 05:31:37 PM
Gen, jules and willmerit, we are in the same boat

Magdungan lang ta pamugsay aron kusog atong tulin

hehehe....maayo ning imo suggestion happy da.....nah, sige sugod na ta og bugsay aron taas2x og tulin ang agi.

Quote from: Happy on September 08, 2007, 05:57:50 PM
My goal is to help my siblings to finish their study, and give my parents a good life while they can still enjoy it.

same here.

no specific time gyud.....depende sa mood and events of the day.

surf the net, listen to music or watch some movies..........or do something "tiring"

too bad. hope there their agents will help them and their work visas is approved accordingly.

Quote from: Happy on September 15, 2007, 04:13:53 AM
thank you jules, unya nako mangita usab inig balik namo gikan holiday aron wala nay babag ba hehe

you're welcome happy and good luck sa imong next interview pohon.

Quote from: balong on September 15, 2007, 08:25:39 AM
sorry ms da binsi. you confuse me. i dont have a hummer. pero naa koy martilyo kosog mo dokdok ug bee song. ako pod, nakorat ko. i tried to join another website. i was surprised when i was not able to use balong as my user name. it said that balong was already taken.

hehehe...inilog kaayo na nga name ang balong mao nga daghan nagamit ana as username......

unsa man nang martilyoha balong?

Quote from: buenavista on September 15, 2007, 08:49:38 AM
Your Welcome Jules,sus ma addict na pod ka ani na site!just like us!

it is ok lang nga ma addict ta sa dok2x og keyboard ani sa Tubag Bohol buenavista wui....basta happy, enjoy and we can meet a lot of new friends here.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 12, 2007, 07:33:08 AM
Radio Frequencies Help Burn Salt Water
By David Templeton, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Tue, 11 Sep 2007, 11:41AM

ERIE, Pa. - An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water science discovery in a century.

John Kanzius happened upon the discovery accidentally when he tried to desalinate seawater with a radio-frequency generator he developed to treat cancer. He discovered that as long as the salt water was exposed to the radio frequencies, it would burn.

The discovery has scientists excited by the prospect of using salt water, the most abundant resource on earth, as a fuel.

Rustum Roy, a Penn State University chemist, has held demonstrations at his State College lab to confirm his own observations.

The radio frequencies act to weaken the bonds between the elements that make up salt water, releasing the hydrogen, Roy said. Once ignited, the hydrogen will burn as long as it is exposed to the frequencies, he said.

The discovery is "the most remarkable in water science in 100 years," Roy said.

"This is the most abundant element in the world. It is everywhere," Roy said. "Seeing it burn gives me the chills."

Roy will meet this week with officials from the Department of Energy and the Department of Defense to try to obtain research funding.

The scientists want to find out whether the energy output from the burning hydrogen â€" which reached a heat of more than 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit â€" would be enough to power a car or other heavy machinery.

"We will get our ideas together and check this out and see where it leads," Roy said. "The potential is huge."

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salamat sa inpormasyon ms da binsi.....this is a great development. Hope they will take some extra steps to find out how ordinary people can utilize this great discovery in our daily activities.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
jules imo nang bird? he is cute

nope....pics ra na siya ms da binsi. 

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 14, 2007, 09:49:28 PM
i like gays baya! mao rana dali madaganan namo sa una if wala na mi sapi! hahahahaha!

Quote from: Happy on September 14, 2007, 09:34:47 PM
Sa akong interview last wednesday, ask sila kung  unsay akong plano sa umaabot, inighuman nako sa language school.. tug-an ko sa tinuod oi kay awayaon pa lang ko kung mamakak ko.

Nya ask pud sila unsay ganahan nako nga kurso kuhaon, tug-an pud sa tinuod, mao to wala ko madawat kay overqualified na daan haha

hehehe, better luck next time happy...it is always best to tell the truth during job interviews. I think what you did was right.

Quote from: lanceandnita on July 12, 2007, 06:24:23 AM
Aw what is...basta kwarta na hisgutan ani nila bahala'g illegal hala kapit sa patalim.  Looy sab tong natungnan intawon.

agree with you nits.

Quote from: Bambi on September 04, 2007, 01:28:13 AM
I would rather answer the No. 5 question..... If I will be hired, I want to replace you in that chair where you are now earlier than in 5  yrs.

hahaha...kuyawan nang interview nimo ana Bambi.....morag takilid ang result sa interview ana dah.

Quote from: jimboyanakjuanlc on September 14, 2007, 06:28:56 PM
Please isuwat kung HS ba or college ba ang year graduated kay lisod man pag ila sa inyung mga name. Salamat po!

sowi jimboy....

High school batch....1992
College batch..........1996

hahaha ...perti pod ning intsika bisan himalatyon na, negosyo gihapon ang gi huna2x.

more jokes barbaro......more!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 14, 2007, 06:04:13 PM
Photgrapher:  Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer:  Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning Retratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud.  Tan-awa, ang imong back  view nimo morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz…

Customer:  Unya ang front view?

Photographer:  Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 14, 2007, 07:07:24 PM
naa oi sauna.. atbang sa torralba market sa may acasia corner paingon sa bomberuhan..sa may garden cafe dool sa chatedral..

naa na tinood. ana ko magpahilot sauna og naay pi-ang. maayo na mohilot si bos intong mismo.

Welcome bos intong.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 14, 2007, 01:11:55 PM
I will try, sir. Is that your parakeet??

Quote from: buenavista on September 14, 2007, 03:20:03 PM
Welcome Jules!

Thanks buenavista!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 14, 2007, 11:02:51 AM
Define Hot.

Define Daring.

Define Harmless.

Ayaw na lang og pa define wuiiii.....basta mao na siya.......hehehehe.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 14, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Hey Jules

Hi Lorenzo! Hope you have a great day.

Quote from: Bohol on September 08, 2007, 05:05:54 PM
If you had to describe yourself using three words, it would be…

Hot, Daring and "Harmless"

Looya pod tawn sa bata oi. May her soul rest in peace.

Maayo unta og madakpan ang tanang involved ani nga krimen aron wa nay laing mabiktima pa.

Thanks guys!

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 07, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
sagdi lang basta taas ang dila ...

-> korek! hehehe

hehehe...kana morag de motor...

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 07, 2007, 06:23:16 PM
maayo diay na etuslob una sa usa ka baldeng laway ang nota before esulod sa HIV contaminated na songbee then inig human ug tuye ibabad nasad overnight ang nota sa usa ka barrel na laway para sigurado safe sa HIV! ahahahahha!

so leo bay, ok lang diay na magpa apoch? heheheheheh

hahahaha....

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 05, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
I tried to open her site pagkakita nako sa ijang dagway wa nalang ko mobasa kay di matuon...

hahahaha... morag babski og dagway ang nawong hehehe...joke.

bitaw, para nako this "woman" wants attention....KSP ni siya.

Finally she got the attention she wanted but not a good one. Daghan naglagot niya...apil na ko. hehe

looya pod tawn sa bata oi.....pero di pod tawn lalim ning manarbaho ka sa layo oi. Hilabina og naa kay gi huna2x nga problema. tsk..tsk..tsk..

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Quote from: Barbaro on July 08, 2007, 12:21:27 AM
Tina: Gina anong tawag mo sa mister mo? Ako kasi “dear” ang tawag ko
kasi mahal na mahal ko ang mister ko. Eh ikaw?
Gina: Ako? “Lab” ang tawag ko sa kanya.
Tina: Sweet naman. “Lab” kasi mahal na mahal mo din?
Gina: Hindi! “Lab” kasi sya ang aking labandero.
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Bata: pabili po ng ubas!
Tindero: wala kami ubas.
Next day…
Bata: pabili po ng ubas!
Tindero: wala kami ubas.
Next day…
Boy: mama pabili po ubas!
Tindero: wala nga kaming ubas! Isa pang beses magtanong ka iistepler ko
yang
bibig mo!
Next day ulet…
Boy: may stapler po ba kayo?
Tindero: wala. Baket?
Boy: pabili nga po ng ubas! hehehe
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In a classy bar:
German: Waiter, REMY MARTIN, single!
French: Waiter, CARLO ROSSI, double!
Pinoy: (pakilala pala tayo dapat bago magorder) Waiter, POPOY DIMAUNAT,
married!!
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Teacher: Paul, 1apple+1apple equals?
Paul: Ma’am, 2 apples!
Teacher: Very Good! Ikaw Peter, 1apple+1orange?
Peter: Ha? Ay! Ma’am wag ganun! Pag apple, apple lang! Magulo kayo eh.
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Salesman: Good morning, sir!. I’m here to sell you our company’s version
of a
cloth dryer.
Buyer: Aber sige nga. Ano bang advantage niyan?
Salesman: This is the newest invention of the year 2007.
Buyer: Oh sige ano bay an? What is it made of?
Salesman: Sir dahil new invention siya, simple lang siya. It’s made of a
clothesline and a peg (lubid at sipit).â€"(bago nga).
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Girl: Love, kapag kasal na tayo promise hindi na maninigarilyo?
Boy. Oo, Promise.
Girl: Hindi na din maglalasing?
Boy: Hindi na din promise.
Girl: Eh magbabarkada?
Boy: Hindi na rin promise, basta pakasalan mo na ako.
Girl: Wow naman, malapit na talaga akong pakasal na sayo. Eh last na,
ano pa
iiwan mo pag-kasal na tayo?
Boy: Hmm….Ikaw, pag ayaw ko na sayo.
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Edna: Ayoko na, suko na talaga ako sa mister ko. Palagi na lang akong
bubugbugin
muna bago iromansa!
Mryna: Maswerte ka mare.
Edna: Ha? Anong maswerte dun?
Mryna: Mas grabe yung mister ko mare. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang
niroromansa!
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Mrs: Hoy! Tama na ang beer mo, masyado kang magastos.
Mr: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos.
Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para sayo!
Mr: Ako, umiinom para gumanda ka!
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Sa math class:
Teacher (galit) : Ano ba kayo ang simple lang ng tanong hindi nyo
masagutan? Ikaw
Bob, tumayo ka nga! Hindi mo ba alam ang sagot sa tanong?
Bob: Eh kasi sir sabi ng parents ko wag daw akong sasagot sa nakakatanda
lalo na
pag galit na. Sumusunod lang naman ako.
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Sa isang science class:
Teacher: Class, sa tingin niyo, bakit maalat ang dagat?
Student 1: Kasi po para mabuhay ang mga species sa dagat.
Teacher; Very good. Ikaw Lito, ano sa tingin mo?
Lito: Maalat dapat Ma’am ang dagat para hindi mapanis agad ang isda.
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Public Service:
Host: Sige, Lolo manawagan na po kayo, ilang taon na kayo lolo?
Lolo: Salamat. 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow, ang tanda niyo na pala lolo pero malakas pa. May kasama ho ba
kayo?
Lolo: Wala ho, ako lang mag-isa.
Host: Naku, sige po manawagan na kayo lolo.
Lolo: Pinanawagan ko lang ang kuya ko. Kuya, umuwi ka na, hindi na galit
sa yo si
daddy!
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Misis: Naku naman Darling, bat lagi mong binibigyan ng pagkain yang
pulubi, tignan
mo mukhang ayaw na umalis dyan sa harap ng bahay natin.
Mister: Eh kasi naman Darling pag umalis siya wala ng magtyatyagang
kumain sa luto
mo.
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Kumare 1: Ate, puwede ba ditto muna ako sa inyo? Lumayas kasi ako sa
amin dahil
buntis ako.
Kumare 2: Naku siguro mas mabuti na dun ka na lang sa nakabuntis sa’yo
ka magpunta.
Kumare 1: Kaya nga dito ako nagpunta eh, andyan ba si pare?
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Pinky: Grabe Tina! Biruin m, P150,000 daw ang hot oil at P150,000 din
naman sa
rebonding ang sinisingil sa kaibigan ko.
Tina: Ha? Bakit ang mahal naman sa parlor na yan?
Pinky: Naku talagang sobra naman yang parlor dyan sa kanto.
Tina: Gano ba kahaba ang buhok ng kaibigan mo?
Pinky: Kasing haba daw ng buhok ni Rapunzel.
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Sa isang sementeryo:
Guard: Sus, ginoo! Ikaw lang pala. Akala ko multo ka! Ano ba yang
pinupukpok mo
diyan sa lapida?
Babae: Basta.
Guard: Bukas na yan, malalim na ang gabi.
Babae: Nakakainis kasi! Wrong spelling ang pangalan ko dito!
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Pedro: Pareng isko, ang tapang pala talaga ni Paeng ano? Biruin mo,
tumalon sa
eroplano nang walang parachute!
Isko: O, totoo? Baka naman joke yan.
Pedro: Hindi kaya. Totoo kaya yun.
Isko: Asus, sige nga saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Eh di dun sa burol nya!
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On the first day of class:
Teacher: Class, anong natutunan niyo ngayong nakaraang bakasyon?
Tina: Natuto po akong magluto.
Teacher: Magaling, eh ikaw Nancy?
Nancy: Hmmm. Natutunan kong kulang ang 3 buwan para matutong linisin ang
kwarto
ko.
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GF: Walanghiya kang lalaki, niloloko mo ako!
BF: Ha bakit? Wala naman akong ginagawa ah!
GF: Wag ka ng magsinungaling. Huling huli kita, may kasama kang ibang
babae kanina.
Holding hands pa kayo!
BF: Makinig ka muna â€" Hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka…Yung kasama ko
kanina ang
niloloko ko!
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PAMATAY NA PAMBABARA:
Boy: Pwede ba umakyat ng ligaw?
Girl: Sori, wala kaming stairs.

Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, di naman siya mabigat.

Boy: Sabihin mong mahal mo ko.
Girl; Mahal mo ko.

Boy: I want to dance like this forever.
Girl: don’t you want to improve?

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Really? But could you stay there?

Boy: I love you and I would die for you.
Girl: How soon?

Boy: Ikaw lang nagiisang babae sa buhay ko.
Girl: Wala ka bang nanay?

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: wala…Ayaw ng asawa ko eh.
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Lolo and apo were talking one day.
Apo; Did God make you, lolo?
Lolo: Yes, God made me.
Apo: Did God make me too?
Lolo: Yes, God made you too.
Apo: (After studying herself and her lolo) You know lolo, God’s doing a
better
job lately.
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GIRLS are said to be grown up when she starts wearing bra…
BOYS are said to be grown up when he starts removing the bra….
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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A newborn baby was laughing really hard, with his tiny fists closed. A
pediatrician
unfolded his tiny fingers and found…the BIRTH CONTROL PILL!! hehe
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Call Center Edition!
Agent: Thank you for calling. This is Candy, how may I help you?
Customer: What did you say your name was, Mandy?
Agent: No, Sir. It’s Candy.
Customer: Sorry, can’t hear ya….didja say Mandy?
Agent: No, Sir. Candy! Sir. Candy! As in Storck!!!!
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Call Center Bloopers:
Customer: I have a problem; you have to tell me what to do.
Tech Support: Sir, what is the prompt on your screen?
Customer: It’s asking for ‘Enter Your Last Name.’
Tech Support: Ok Sir, just type in your last name.
Customer: Huh? How do you spell that?
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Death of Mr.Bean’s Mother;
Mr.Bean: (crying) The doc just called up, my mom’s dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend….
(after 2mins. Mr.Bean cries even louder)
Friend; What now, Mr.Bean?
Mr.Bean: My sister just called….her mom died too! Huhuhuhu!!!
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Groom to virgin bride on wedding night: If you want to live in this
house, you have
to learn to be thrifty.
Bride: Yes dear. But why are you using so much oil? You can easily do it
using
your spit.
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Lina: I never saw such big mosquitoes. I had one mosquito in my room
that kept me
awake all night.
Connie: Why did it keep you awake?
Lina: He kept pushing me out of bed.
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AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16â€"LEMON
17 to 22---ORANGE
29 to 40---TENDER COCONUT
41 to 55---USED PILLOW
56 to 65---BALOON WITH NO AIR

....hahahaha....more bay lex...more!!!

Quote from: Bohol on June 29, 2007, 11:32:36 PM
      Ten college students from the Central Visayas State College of Agriculture, Technology and Forestry will get full college scholarship from the First Consolidated Bank, starting school year 2007-2008.

      The FCB scholarship recipients are: Anne Pearl C. Apura, John Carlo D. Balag, Maryknoll Barbarona, Syntyche Q. Clamosa, Valeriano L. Labor Jr., Rhenalyn H. Lambus, Joseph I. Saligan, Harlene M. Salpocial, Jemarie O. Sumagang, and Jerome T. Vistal.

      The recipients were selected on the basis of their academic records and performance in the qualifying exams given for this purpose. They must belong to a family with not more than P50,000 in per capita income.

      The FCB scholarship will cover full tuition and school fees and allowance for books and other incidental expenses of the recipients. FCB has earmarked about P1,000,000 for this scholarship for the next five years.

      In addition to the scholarship grants, the FCB scholarship will provide summer job employment to the recipients at the branches or units of the bank when the need arises.

      The FCB scholarship are good for four years for those taking education courses and five years for those taking engineering and computer courses.

      Since 1989, the FCB Alfonso Uy College Scholarship Program has provided scholarship to financially hard-up but academically-deserving students.

      More than 100 recipients of the FCB Alfonso Uy College Scholarship Program has obtained college degrees. Many of them are now teachers, accountants, engineers, and lawyers.

      FCB is giving these scholarship as part of its corporate social responsibility, which focused on education, health and livelihood.

      The is also bank’s way to thank the people of Bohol for their support in consistently making FCB one of the most successful banks in the country.

Glad that FCB is giving such scholarships to CVSCAFT deserving students.

Congratulations to these group of deserving students! And thanks to FCB!

Hopefully it will motivate other students to do good in their studies.

Batch 1996 here! 

yeah...good luck to Boom2x sa iyang next and future fights! 

Maayo unta og modaog(Champion) na si Boom2x aron masemento na ang ilong sa nagpromise.....i mean masemento na ang kalsada as promised.

Quote from: olintaha on September 02, 2007, 09:58:23 PM
but they are already familiar with the process, so they can easily relate.

agree....with those who have the "funds"....mostly wins! I hope the PCL members voted the right "man".....kana og way so called "auction" nga na involve.

Quote from: . on September 08, 2007, 06:22:16 PM

Renato Lim would want to but he COULD not.

Imboy COULD but DID not.

which means he(Imboy) is not doing what he is supposed to do.


second mandate? ---> a waste.

It's good that the group is not allowed to post bail. Modaghan pa unya ang ilang mabiktima if they are out of jail as they are notorious and could strike anytime and anywhere.

Quote from: junayag on September 05, 2007, 03:30:55 AM

a man who takes every opportunity is a determined person, manifestation of consistency.  a man who always takes chances without conviction is capricious...

hmmmm...agree with ths one.

Good Day everyone! I am new here and hope I will enjoy my stay here in this site. See yah around!