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True.  It's not yet time for dinner.

The next person to post will sleep for about a year, from 2007 to 2008. hehehe

Welcome to TB, poker_pro!   Enjoy!!!

Bono!!!  Hoy, Juan!!!  Kanaog diri!!!  y*&^% kang buanga ka!!! Bono!!!

Quote from: ligiah on December 27, 2007, 08:55:24 PM
hala ka.... naa diay ka love team akong dear cousin diri? ohoooowwww!!!!!

Dili pa loveteam, ligiah.  There are several here who are contending for your dear cousin's favor.   It's a four-sided love triangle.

I'd like to ask everyone who will be attending the December 30 EB to PM me ASAP.  And, if there's any way you can help, please also mention how.  Thanks!

Melrose, dis-a man ka?

Congrats, Glen!!!

It's just something I learned here in TubagBohol, Ging.

Ang tinuod kuno nga rason nganong parat ang dagat kay ana kuno mangihi ang tanang isda sa kalibutan. hehehe

Ayaw og kabalaka ug katingala, Ms. da Binsi
Sa hinay-hinay ug kanunay, malihero ka ra niini.
Dis-a man diay kami gasugod diri sa TB
Kun dili sa pagsundog sa nanguna nga si GEC?

I don't think that is a problem, C2H4.  I think that however she may react to the aforesaid statement will be much better than how she would react if I had absolutely no interest in jerjer.

Welcome, joveymiko!

Welcome pud, Simot!

Maayong Pasko, Balong!

Way luna ang pagduda sa TB, Happy
Ug sa hayag inyong makita ang pagkatinuod niini
Kay wala sa paglitok sa pulong nga "Gugma"
Maila sa babaye nga gikaibgan siya

Bantayi lang ang matag pulong ug buhat ni Dodong
Nga kanimo lang gajud sa kanunay nagpahinumdom
Ug kon sa tanang hangyo ug pag-ampo, Inday
Dili mi kabalibad, nan ang gugma nga tiunay.

Puss och kram, Ging!!!

Welcome, jvguapo.  Apil diri sa among kalingawan ug (usahay) kabuang.

Mao lagi kuno, grazie7y.  Ugma pa sila makalarga.  Nawad-an pa jud sa iyang usang cellphone.   Sakit na iyang ulo. 

Aron malahi, treadmill.

Honestly, I would choose jer-jer any time.

Ayo lang og tugtan to siya'g log-in sa TB kung naa na siya sa Denmark.  Naa ra ba kunoy mobabag.

Quote from: Melrose on December 21, 2007, 10:07:34 AM
Sigbin, i'll join the mini EB on the 23rd.

See you all!

Ok.

Sayun ra man sabtun nang among mga pahiyom, Belle.  Nalingaw ming duha ni Ging ninyo. hehehe

Hi, Ging!

Condolence, D.I.

Hi, Buenavista!  Long time no see.

Na!  Bol-anon_ko, the EB is scheduled for December 30.  But that doesn't mean we cannot have an EB for January.  Pwede magkita-kita lang gud.  Di kinahanglan nga naay activity.

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 11, 2007, 11:32:14 PM

Aguy ang kinamanghuran naman ang nanambag...

ningbalhin na lagi si Dra. Lourdes Libres Rosaroso sa Bohol...

hahhahahah

naa man unta to sha diri sa Atlanta...

I believe Dr. Lourdes Libres Rosaroso is from Bohol.  Either Sierra-Bullones or Pilar.  I'm not sure.  Maybe Scott can settle this.

I...am...blushing...from...em...bar...rass...ment.

Quote from: Ginger on December 11, 2007, 06:36:35 AM
Ikaw, asa naman ka?

Dia na ko!  Dia! 

Thanks, Wyble! I'll post more of them.

Thanks, Blue Angel.

 

Quote from: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 03:22:53 PM
Mr Sigbin,

mura'g infatuated man ka anang Inday,

mag selos jud to's Ginger

Ethel, I am merely a fan of Inday.  Affairs of the heart are another matter.

Quote from: Barbaro on November 23, 2007, 12:01:28 PM
Si Manang ang Bagong Katunggali ni Inday!
” Ang batayan ng pagiging mahusay na kasambahay ay hindi masusukat sa kakayahan sa isang mahusay na pakikipagtalastasan gamit ang pananalitang banyaga. Sa halip, ito’y masusuri sa kakayahang gampanan ang pangkalahatang gawain at pagsisilbi sa taong pinaglilingkuran. Wala sa salita kundi sa gawa!”

Si Manang, ang bagong pantapat kay Inday!

ABANGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manang is not really a match for Inday.  "Wala sa salita kundi sa gawa," she says, but she's still a stickler for grammar and language.  She's just a mono-linguistic version of Inday.  Wa gihapon siyay round ni Inday.  INDAY!!! INDAY!!! INDAY!!! INDAY FOREVER!!! hehehe

Daghang salamat, grazie7y,
Pero nganong wa man nimo gidayon?
Ang imong tubag unta sutoy
Nan ang binalak nga pamulong magkanunayon. hehehe

Happy Birthday, Ging!!!

Welcome to TB, bituin819!!!

Quote from: Ginger on December 04, 2007, 09:00:12 PM
I still miss home....

Kram.

Hi, Ging!  Happy Birthday!!! How has it been so far?

Quote from: Ginger on December 04, 2007, 08:36:23 PM
naa ra ko oi...

Sorry, Ging.  I modified my post while you were typing.

                                      

Do I look worried?

                                     

Asa na man si Ging, ha? hehehe 

Sa balak nga board, nag-wild na si Ma'am Bambi
Ug sa diri sad nga thread ning-bira na si Grazie,
Kinsay mosunod sa mga babaye nga Bol-anon
Nga magpa-ugmad sa ilang kabiling balaknon?

Si Julai, Happy, ug Ginger ang nanguna kanila
Sa way duha-duha sa katilingban nagpaila
Nga nagpadayon pa diay ang kaliwat ni Karyapa
Usa ka babaylan, mamamalak, ug Boholana.

Sa matag pulong inyo kaming gibihag
Giga-id nga way pisi ang kasing-kasing ug kalag
Ug among itanyag kaninyo ang among matag ginhawa
Kay hingpit nga kami inyo nang gipanag-iya.

(Natinga man ko'g nganong dakong bata man juy gitukuran sa bay. )

Trulse.  I really don't know what to answer, Ma'am.  I'm not sure what you mean.

The next to post is craving for a hot mug of sikwate.

So this is what Ginger was telling me about.

Ma'am Bambi, lupigon man diay mi nimo bisan sa kabuang.

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on November 30, 2007, 06:37:30 PM
Akong mga amigo ug amiga diri sa Tubag Bohol,

Our site encountered a severe server problem. We were offline for almost 24 hours and I would like to apologize for the inconvenience.

There are things that are just beyond my control. I was restless the whole time our site was inaccessible. From my side, the problem was beyond my capability to fix. I prayed this afternoon that the Lord would help the tech support team of our web host, www.lunarpages.com/id/websbesthost , to troubleshoot the error. Thank God, the host was able to finally figure out the source of the error.

This thing could happen again. Our technology is not perfect. From time to time, we may experience web bumps along the net road. Nevertheless, I will do my best that if there is anything similar that may occur in the future, I will always be on hand to solve the problem.

May Jesus bless us,
Mike

I found this out for sure yesterday after transferring from internet cafe to internet cafe trying to connect to TB.

Panagisapagngip?  Or "Pasta na ginagamit sa paglilinis ng ngipin?"

Sir, the whole of TB celebrates with you your birthday!  Best wishes!

Julai, welcome back to the land of the living and non-living things!!! (Mura pud og di absenos no?) 

Unsay kilawon?

Although it is infuriating that some members have successfully hidden their identities while others have been involuntarily unmasked, I think it would be best for TB to have it's Last Great Mystery.

Well, I've had my fair share of infatuations on morena women but it seems my type is more on the somewhat fair-skinned and chinita.

The person next to post has never eaten a bat (kwaknit, kabog).

Dugay rang natakdan si Happy,
Ug karon apil na pud si Grazie,
Kinsa kaha ang mosunod
Ug sa pamulong balaknon maanod?

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 04:04:21 PM

*ka swerte sa maka asawa ni ginger!!!*

Quote from: grazie7y on November 27, 2007, 04:22:07 PM
Korek, di jud magutman sa pagkaon ug sa pagmamahal! ehem!

Quote from: Ginger on November 27, 2007, 04:39:20 PM
gi magutman kay sya naman mo luto unya ako maka full time na ug dokdok sa TB.

Not that I'm presuming anything here, Ging.  I'm just weighing the possibilities.

Quote from: Ginger on November 27, 2007, 05:57:13 AM
kram means

Then to you, too, Ging.

Quote from: Happy on November 27, 2007, 06:02:28 AM
Hala na miss nako ni, sorry Sigbin.

Anyway, belated
Happy Birthday to you
Tillykke med foedselsdagen
Maligayang bati sa iyong kaarawan
Maayong pagsaulog sa imong adlawong natawhan (naawahi lang ang greetings hehe)

Pareha diay mo birthday sa akong bro ug akong friend

Thanks, Happy!!!

Quote from: Ginger on November 27, 2007, 05:46:50 AM
wala na pud ko kasabot

Hngahe hngang ngere, Nging, hngahon ngangaghrakngis ngud ha.  Ngahemgaw nga ngud ha nginig ngahungayang. 

Thank you, Ma'am C2H4, for the words of encouragement.

Si is reborn as Si Makapuling!   Ug ang iyang lugod nabunyagan na ba pud?

How about if the first dance is to the song, "Fly me to the moon...makatapad, di kaingon..."?

Quote from: st. agnes on November 26, 2007, 08:55:21 AM

Wow!  Poster art for the December EB!  Nice, St. Agnes!!!

Then perhaps this is not yet the time, Ging.  For it seems that now the stars and the internet conspire to conceal what we mean to say to each other.  Until the time comes, as each word is unraveled to you in plain black letters, I shall await your answer.

False, I don't really read the newspaper.  Too depressing.

The person next to post has a hangover.

Barbaro, daghang salamat!   Same to you.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 24, 2007, 03:34:29 PM
Sigbin, tingubon na lang imong cake pag pauli namo pohon diha!  In the meantime, I will send something nlang muna thru Glen if sugot sya heheheh

Yes!!!! Naa koy Christmas gift!!!

I don't think any one of us can give you a heads-up.  Sometimes, we don't even know.  Ana na mi mahibaw nga nahuman na ang tanan.

Salamat, Swakee!

Ging, unsay pasabot sa "kram"?

Quote from: Ginger on November 23, 2007, 03:43:47 AM
Hala! wako kasabot. 

Ngaghrakngis hang, Nging, hahong ngahuheho ngod ha.

Welcome diay pud, Rose Gardener!  Sorry if I missed greeting you.

Ug karon napamatud-an na
Nga ang alimyon
Sa rosal sa imong nataran
Nga mopuno sa ahong payag og kahumot
Uban sa nagsingabot nga kangitngit sa kilum-kilum
Nahisalaag lang
Da sa hoyohoy nga way kaugalingong buot.
Pasayloa ako kung nadani
Sa dalisay nga kahumot
Sa rosal sa imong nataran
Bisan nga nahibawo ako
Nga lain ang imong gipahinungdan niini.
Paningkamutan ko nga dili na mausab
Ang pagpahimulos ko
Sa kalipay nga kinabig lang sa hangin.

Ok.  I'd like to be your first dance then.

GEC, that is for beloved Ginger to decide.  But I would happily be so if she would have me.  Ging? 

Quote from: Ginger on November 23, 2007, 01:57:58 AM
hahaha gikasab-an.

Hi, Ging.   You never fail to make me smile.

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on November 22, 2007, 11:08:37 PM
Kadto!

Bale kay imong gi pugngan

Ikaw unta to

Sir, I wish I had a chance but it was never me.  It was always someone else.  Mas maayo nga sap-ongan na lang kay kon dili, mabanwas lang sa baha ang iyang humayan og tanaman sa naghaguros nga sug nga nagabuswak gikan sa duha ka tubod.

Hello, Faye.  And welcome!

Sap-ongan ko ang pagdagayday sa tubod
nga magabisbis sa imong humayan
ug mga tanaman. 
Kay kon pasagdan ko kini sa pagbuhagay
ngadto sa imong lapyahan,
di ko na ikalimod
kon dis-a kini gikan
ug asa kini padulong.
Sap-ongan ko kini
bisan pa’g mo-ingon ang tigulang nga
ang tubig kon pugngan,
mo-bun-og ra jud inig kadugayan
ug siya ang una nga ma-angol
nga nagpugong sa nag-uros-uros nga sug.
Sap-ongan ko kini kay
laing tubod ang nagsubay sa imong kahumayan,
laing tubod and nagbisbis sa imong tanaman,
laing tubod ang nakapatagbaw sa imong ka-uhaw.

Happy Birthday, Ging! (In two weeks.)    I hope how you will feel in the days and weeks to come will melt even the ice and snow away.

Higala ko nga GEC,
aduna pa bay lain diri
sa kawanangan sa atong TB
nga bisan karon dili mo-EB?

Ayaw og kabalaka kay dili mawa ang bida sa istorya.  Naa ra na siya sa kilid-kilid karon, naghulat sa saktong panahon nga motungha og usab aron sa pagpadayon sa iyang sugilanon. 

Quote from: Mari on November 22, 2007, 09:18:51 PM
Paul, i know what u mean but are u thinking of what im thinkin'...hehehe
I said to Ginger scorpios are very agressive and passionate...
No comment daw siya...hehehehe

I don't know the answer to that one.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 18, 2007, 09:28:56 PM
ami naho ni nga ngamalo ani Higmin!!!

fluent kaajo ka Dear!!!

hahahhahhah

Ngot ha hrabhem hor nge. Hay hrakngis ngebrehay.

I like this one now.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4-McY_4X_PE

Any votes here for a Tubag Bohol Bayle in the activities for the December EB?

Quote from: grazie7y on November 20, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
I heard from the grapevine that today is Sigbin's birthday!  Happy, happy birthday, Sigbin!  May you continue to be a good brother of our TB Family!  Here's my simple birthday offering to you:

Ma'am Grazie, this looks very mouth-watering.  Am I to expect this from LBC any day now? hehe

Daghan kaayong salamat ninyong tanan sa inyong pagtimbaya!   Melrose told me that I was missing my own birthday celebration here.

Grazie7y, thanks for the lemon cake!  And, yes, Ginger.  You can have all the strawberries you want.   If you want, you can have more than the strawberries.

Mari, as a fellow Scorpio, you must know what's always on my mind. hehe 

To everyone, thanks for the greetings!

Gigutom man ko'g basa sa inyong mga post.

Now, to resolve this problem.

Welcome to TB, Svetlana!  I hope you'll have as much fun, excitement, and nail-biting suspense as we have had in the past months.

Quote from: Ginger on November 19, 2007, 03:57:17 AM
1. Glen
2. St. Agnes
3. Ginger (JOKE)

Ginger is coming! ( hehe)

Ma'am Bambi, the visit to the orphanage is a great idea!  Thanks for that one!

Ngingudhoan hunha ngi Mama si Moy ngog huwat.

Quote from: C2H4 on November 18, 2007, 02:33:12 AM
Mr Sigbin,

you need to learn how to make that dish,

so you can impress Miss Ginger with your cooking skill



PS. Ms Ginger is impressed by a man who can cook  

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Miss Grazie, pic pa lang lami na kaayo tan-awon

I shall try. 

Quote from: Bambi on November 18, 2007, 10:04:07 AM
Hello Sigbin, (EB Promoter)

Hope you will share a bit of  time from your precious days what to do and plan for the coming Dec. EB.  Mike had informed that...."KARAOKE Program" is a hot topic. Don't hesitate to email whatever I can be expedient enough to that said meeting.

By the way, what is new in Tagbilaran at the meantime? Where we can go and be amused or whatever?  Is there a new bowling center there? Where we could lunch/dinner with a reasonable prices (Barato ug Busog)? Is there a new Dancing Club/Disco aside Bohol Tropics?  It is also interesting to have this Loboc cruise for I didn't do it yet, were up to restaurant only.  How about Inabanga river cruise?........or a round Bohol trip?  This might be too enjoyable (let's cook camote, saging, dinumugan, pancit, adobong manok, ginamos ujap, buwad, kinilaw, lechon etc. etc. etc,) Or.......we will drive to Anda to honor Mike and his Family. Or we could visit an Orphanage Home in Dao or was that in San Isidro?  Anything that makes our day wonderful and unforgettable. What you think, Sir?  Any suggestions?  Calling all who will be there on Christmas time. Hello!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH!!!!    TABANG!!!!   

Ma'am Bambi, I'm listing certain options, classified as to degree of difficulty of organizing, and will be presenting this to the December EB Execom this week.  We'll post the announcements after the meeting.

Quote from: Barbaro on November 12, 2007, 08:34:32 AM
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say”

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

Poor officer, when the chief gets back.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 17, 2007, 12:36:22 PM
Inspired by Hazel's recipes below, I made pasta for dinner tonight.  I made a little revision.  I added tons of tomatoes as I don't have to buy them because we have lots in the garden, zucchini from our garden too, capers and my favorite secret ingredient which is not secret anymore now, fennel bulb.  I added a little presentation of sprigs of parsley and shaved stinky cheese.  I then served with warm sourdough.  Here's a picture of the pasta:

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......

I have read this once before, and it may already be here, but when I got this in email recently, it made me laugh again.  If it weren't for the moral lessons, this would be in the Jokes and Humor thread.


Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.  When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. "Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. "Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.  The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"  The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull s*** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.  The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy

2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend

3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


This ends the 3-minute management course!

Quote from: grazie7y on November 17, 2007, 07:42:17 AM
Dear Mari,  here's your birthday cake I made for you.  It's a chocolate cake with coconut, almond and custard filling and iced with buttercream and then fondant.  The flowers I manually made for you with sugar gum paste!  I hope you like this!  I tasted it for you since you can not eat it hehehhe

Is there a way to have the remains of this cake sent to Tagbilaran by courier.

Mari, Happy Birthday!  What are your plans for today?  Text lang.