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Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 04:54:08 PM
Inay, mura man ni ug "Bata Bata, panu ka Ginawa?."

Hahahahaha

Sakto. Tubag sa bata, "Ako ay bata at ang gumawa sa akin ay batuta. Kaya ang pangalan ko ay bata-batuta." Bwahaha.

ningsukarap
ningsapinday
nasarasay
nibarag
napandol
nadagma
nasukamod
nabungi, he he

Ambot lang hinuon kon naa bay TB didto.

Ato ning apilan og primordial soup theory so our story will stick, he he.

Sulod sa black hole naay init-init nga mga hiniwa, este, amino acids nga naglaway. Samtang naa ka naghumol niining primordial soup, ang whole process of evolution ma-reenacted, mao nga ang magnetic poles ma-neutralize tungod sa backward and forward motion of space-time.

Kon makalingkawas ka sa black hole (kon dili ka mabiktima sa medulla oblongata dentata), sa ato pa, safe ang imong proteins.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 04:09:36 PM
Dili ko gusto mo abot anang edara.Gusto ko mamatay nga young pa aron maka experience kog unsay kinabuhi ug patay na. 

Ajaw pagdali, Mist. moabot ra bitaw na. Tagamtama una kon unsa ang kinabuhi samtang buhi ka pa.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 04:09:36 PM
Dili ko gusto mo abot anang edara.Gusto ko mamatay nga young pa aron maka experience kog unsay kinabuhi ug patay na. 

Matod pa ni James Dean, "Live fast, die young , and have a beautiful-looking corpse."

Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2009, 03:22:17 PM
ungaron mana bai aron mawayan ang agi anan ba..

Ungad nga dalang brotsa, para limpyo jud, he he.

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 17, 2009, 03:21:28 PM
Naa ra ba pod itum nga egg.... kanang century egg ba to nah?

Light brown man tingali, dili black kanang century egg. Way lami kay baho-baho nga lapok.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 03:11:26 PM
Hahaha...labtik diay na nga nagdag magnetik effect.

Naa puy cosmic effect, kay sujopon man sa black hole...

Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2009, 03:08:33 PM
naapay- ungad, brotsa

Ha ha ha. Morag naklaro na man ni. Unsay ungad, mora diay nag simod sa baboy.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 03:07:46 PM
hahahahaha. na ug bugok na ang itlog? maajo pa kaha?

patay ta aning abay mike, ang thread nga para ni Noynoy nahiabot ug istorya sa itlog. hahahaha

peace bay mike. pastilan ning mga siaw sa TB.

Sigi lang, admins ha, kay happy eggs man.

Sama ani:   (duha jud para dili ingnong birok)

Naa may langit nga mosuot ra ka, maabot na. Naay nagkinahanglan og pamasahe, naa puy TY.

gupok
gipod
pulpog
pusgay
pulbos
pino-pino

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 03:00:22 PM
hahahaha. kalami huna-hunaon ani. hahahaha

Mas lami jud kon buhaton.

Way kaso kon puti ang itlog, basta naa lang, bwahaha.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2009, 02:53:17 PM
tamparos
laparo
sagpa
hapdos hehehe

kuot
kulkog
kulitog
bukiki
bulikat
nagdugo, he he

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 02:58:44 PM
Hahahaha. nadaut na gajud ug maajo ahong manok da, ugis ra ba ni.

Ugis? Pero dili tingali putig itlog, ha ha ha.

Kanang simhot ug tilap, kauban ra na. Simhot dason tilap, ha ha ha.

Kanang nilabtik, ang buot ipasabot, ningsaludo. Naay labtik sound kay smart man ang pagkasaludo (pinatikig ba, as in *ten-shun!).

Morag naa puy bata sulod sa tijan sa nagmaneho.

dato
adunahan
sapian
kwartahan
politiko, he he

Salamat kay bujog, dili iro, he he.

Kining perceived weakness in Noynoy, dili kaha ni suggested or reinforced by the apparent "weakness" in other aspects of his personality?

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 02:20:38 PM
Asa man kutob ang kabaho nga lamian bay hubag? hahaha

Lisod i-describe, Bay Tigs. Kon naay maglinya, pwede natong simhoton tanan unja hukman kon hain nila ang lamian, ha ha ha.

bitad
labni
bunlot
hulbot

Lami jud basta baho-baho gamay.

Kon habal-habal ray imong saligan dili jud ka kaabot sa langit, he he.

Quote from: catalina on September 17, 2009, 02:07:06 PM
why mangapaslot man pinabukaw style diay ang kissing

Basin morag papel de liha ang panit, he he.

limbong, tikas, ilad, lansis, daya (Tagalog diay ni, he he)

bato - stone
balani - hard
batobalani - magnet

namakak, milimod, nangulipas

Antos lang jud og hinay-hinay, bahalag mangapaslot ang dila...

Didto sa party naa tingali koy fear of getting wet bisan dili maligo...

Unsa nga toilet bowl--kanang gi-display sa tindahan, o kanang naa sa balay, after using but before flushing?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 01:31:03 PM
Kinsa pa man di taga admin.Di man daw siya unsaon ni Ninang Glory kay nakasabot man siya sa akong daddy.

Oops. Sabagay wala pa man ko ka-decide kinsay botohan. Basin ma-convince ko sa beautiful ladies, er, beautiful speeches sa injong kandidato.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 01:25:47 PM
Hahaha.Thank you Toy. Invited nya mo sa among mansion kay magparty si Dad kilid sa among swimming pool with beauty ladies na guests..tabang pod siya pangampanya ba.

Unsa man, mag-piggyback imong Dad sa one of the beauties?

Pangampanya? Kinsay ijang kandidato? Basin kontra partido, ha?

Sakto ka, Ms. Misty Ilagan. Dugay na ra ba diay ning-retire ning imong daddy. I wish him a happy retirement with pretty waitresses all in a row.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 17, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
te naa pay wa naho abti nga lugar,

kanang VIA ba asa man na? kay moingon man ug VIA kono unja wa man. hahahahah

Wa ka kaabot didto, Bay Tigs, kay naVIAan man ka, he he.

Ang buot ipasabot sa Monroe Doctrine: ang US of A ray mopahimulos sa Americas kay gani ang tibuok kalibotan kuwang ra sa kahangol ug kalaog ni Uncle Sam.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 17, 2009, 04:32:54 AM
Wala man siguroy law nagprohibit aning lifejacket Ray.Mas maayo pa gani nuon nga kara passenger sa barko magdala nalang ug lifejacket siguro pa heheheh.

Bitaw no? Wa tingali balaod against carrying lifejackets everywhere. Kataw-anan jud hinuon kon mag-mountain climbing ka unja magdalag life jacket.

Kahinumdon hinuon ko sa estorya sa ahong amigong Cebuano. Diha kunoy Bol-anon ning-adto sa Cebu. Gidakop kay nag-motorcycle nga way helmet. Sunod nijang balik sa Cebu, oi, gidakop man gihapon bisag nagsul-ob og helmet! Ngano kaha? Alangan man kunog dili dakpon nga nagsul-ob mag full face helmet nga nagsuroysuroy sa Ayala! Nah, morag si Darth Vader tan-awon! Naghelmet bisag wa magmotor mao nga gidakop kay abi bag-ong nalisoan sa pangisip.

He he he, apparently, common sense dictates that a peon should carry an important burden even if it is twice the peon's weight.

Woman, 107, Leaving husband No. 22 to Marry Again

from celebglitz.com, September 16, 2009


Wok Kundor, a 107-year-old Malaysian woman is looking for her 23rd husband because she fears her 37-year-old, husband no. 22 might leave her for a younger woman.

Wook Kundor has been happily married for four years to her current husband Muhammad Noor Che Musa. She first hit the headlines when she married Musa, a man 70 years her junior. It was Musa's first marriage.

Wok is seeking a new marriage because she fears that Musa, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, might dump her for a younger woman after he comes out of rehab.

"Lately, there is this kind of insecurity in me," she said, "I realise that I am an aged woman. I don't have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone. My intention to remarry is to fill my forlornness and nothing more than that," she added.

Wook took 22 trips down the aisle - that would make her marriages last an average of four years.

We wish Wook and her future groom #23 a four year long and happy marriage!

Kon si Teodoro ang standard-bearer sa Lakas-Kampi-CMD, seguradong malampornas ang party come 2010 elections.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 16, 2009, 10:34:33 PM
"The piggyback thing was offered to all VIPs present during the memorial service, (including) the governor, other local officials, the general (Ilagan) and the US army master sergeant (Michael Farris)," Orticio said.

"When the offer was made to M/Sgt. Farris, he declined because he knew that he was very heavy," he said.

Nasajod ang American sergeant nga bug-at sija, samtang naay uban nga wa masajod unsa sila kabug-at. Indeed, ignorance is bliss!

Quote from: catalina on September 16, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
pa excite ka ginagmay
si inday kanimo wala malipay
kay gusto nija hinanggabay
og kinomotay

Maputos man pud ta anig mga kawras
Mabali atong bunal sa dili oras
Mag-estorya lang kaha tag atik-atik
Pakapinan og ginagmayng gitik-gitik

nakabuhi, nakaipsot,  nakalighot, nakalingkawas

Kon naa moy labhonon, dad-a unja bisitaha si Glace. Estoryahi dajon sijag makapasuko nija, uban sa pagtunol sa labhonon. Ajaw lang pagdalag pagkaon kay basin mahurot, he he.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 16, 2009, 06:40:08 PM
nidimdim

nitilaw
nitagamtam
nagpalami, he he

Welcome, Carl. Sa imong pagtinujok-tujok sa kalibotan nahidangat ra jud ka diri sa TB, your home away from home.

Bwahaha. Basin nakat-onan sa Filipino wife ang ijang abilidad sa planning and preparation gikan sa ijang bana. German tingali, he he he.

Tagalog bitaw tingali ning "latag" originally. Morag "hikyad" ang medjo duol nga equivalent ani sa atong pinulongan.

alot, tupi, pul-ong, pugdol, abis

tutoy - breast
tutoy - short-cut sa turutoy

naghajang, nagtihaja, nagpabantang, nagpatara

bastos - law-ay
bastos - clubs (suit sa Spanish cards)

hapuhap, hapjod, ugay-ugay

nalarag, naukyot, nikujos, wa nay lana

hagbong, hulog, taktak, tagak, pulak

toro toro - live syumoy show

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 16, 2009, 03:07:49 PM
mata-eyes
matagtiki-hubag ni noh.

He he, sakto, unja mistyeyed ang tinan-awan sa naay matagtiki.

trapohan, punasan, hunaran

barato - cheap
baratohon - cheap lang gihapon, hehe

 bangilan, torsihon, balian, bikwangon

Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke said Tuesday the US recession "is very likely over" technically but that the economy remains weak due to difficult credit conditions and high unemployment. --news item

NB:

1. the modifier: very likely
2. the word "technically"
3. "...the economy remains weak..."

Surge? No way.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2009, 02:42:53 PM
The US economy has surged again. Recession is over.

On the way out? Not any time soon. he he he

God Bless America!

By all appearances, American hegemony is on its way out and Pax Americana may, sooner than later, be a thing of the past.

No we can't? UK think tank says US power is fading

By RAPHAEL G. SATTER, Associated Press
Tue Sep 15, 11:12 am ET

LONDON â€" A weakened United States could start retreating from the world stage without help from its allies abroad, an international strategic affairs think tank said Tuesday.

The respected London-based International Institute for Strategic Studies said President Barack Obama will increasingly have to turn to others for help dealing with the world's problems â€" in part because he has no alternative.

"Domestically Obama may have campaigned on the theme 'yes we can'; internationally he may increasingly have to argue 'no we can't'," the institute said in its annual review of world affairs.

The report said the U.S. struggles against insurgent groups in Iraq and Afghanistan had exposed the limits of the country's military muscle, while the near-collapse of the world financial markets sapped the economic base on which that muscle relied.

The report also claimed that the U.S. had lost traction in its efforts to contain Iran's nuclear program and bring peace to the Middle East.

"Clearly the U.S. share of 'global power,' however measured, is in decline," the report said.

The head of another respected London think tank, Robin Niblett of Chatham House, said the rise in the relative power of China, India, Russia and the European Union has made it harder for the U.S. to exercise its influence.

"America should apply changes in leadership style, but I wouldn't overplay the decline because decline is relative," said Niblett â€" who was not involved in drawing up Tuesday's report. "One should not doubt that the U.S. remains the most powerful nation in the world, but it's difficult to use the power and to use it to influence others."

In addition to a rise in regional powers, Niblett said the U.S. has long been viewed as being part of the problem rather than the solution on many issues â€" including climate change, the financial crisis, and the failure of the Middle East peace process.

ukangon, tiltilan, kankanon, ligwatan

bangagan, lungagan, buslotan, barinahan

gub-on, iwakli, langkaton, dumbolon

Quote from: benelynne on September 16, 2009, 10:00:39 AM
Ug diri lang s'ya sa Pilipinas, "sitting duck" siya pirmi sa media ug politiko.

Aron makalikay, kinahanglan mo- "flying duck" siya.

Ang pinakatinuod kaning globetrotting ni Glo naa siya sa state of denial sa ijang pagka "lame duck."

Asa na man to si Mr. Buwadsanga. Gusto tingali to sijang mokaon og patotim, ha ha ha.

usban, balikan, segundahan, rebansin, tikto (take two, ha ha ha)

Quote from: janjan on September 12, 2009, 01:44:35 PM
how i wish hmmmp pero mawa na pud atong ka gwapa ana toinkssss hahaha

Nindot ning imong point, Jan. Parehas bitaw sa legend of the Cumaean Sibyl nga gihatagan ni Apollo og eternal life but not eternal youth. Buhi gihapon sija bisan tiguwang na kaajo pero ang nakaparat kay ningkupos sija morag pasas, ha ha ha. Mao to nga nag-ampo sijang mamatay na lang.

OK lang, kay dili man ang kamot ang mobotoy.

Quote from: Bambi on September 15, 2009, 08:49:39 PM
hubs, ug wa gani magpanty ang imong ika-engkwentro ikaw na lay "sapo" 0 "hagpo" - tabon dalang hikap  sa nabutyag, ha?  lol

He he, sakto, morag duwa-duwa bitaw. Tabonan ang ahong kamot para dili makita ang mga tudlo nga gipakitoy-kitoy.

Quote from: catalina on September 15, 2009, 08:22:58 AM
kataas ba pod ni nga name,gihimo nalang unta og JEAN WAMOTOBO

Ilisan na lang kaha og JEAN PUTOT para mas mubo!

Salamat. Positive kaajo ang change. Ginagmayng pabuhi sa dugo.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 16, 2009, 06:22:40 AM
magsugod sa lips, padong pod sa laing lips...

...latas sa kabungtoran ug kapatagan. Kon naa na kas kalibonan, duol ka na sa imong tujo...

Quote from: benelynne on September 12, 2009, 06:25:05 AM
For me, I'd rather live a full than a long life.

My sentiments as well. Full and long would certainly be fine, but full should be long enough.

Unsay makapatugob sa kinabuhi--ija-ija na ta ani. Personally I'm inclined to subscribe to what Socrates says: "The unexamined life is not worth living."

Calendar years mean nothing. The painter Amadeo Modigliani wanted--and achieved--“une vie brève mais intense” (a brief but intense life).

This means living your life, not the life that others want you to live.

Ug--gawas lamang kon self-destructive ka--kon mao ni ang imong buhaton, hayan dili lang tugob kon dili taas usab ang imong kinabuhi.

Wala pa bay nag-andam og mga lata nga kamatis para isugat aning tawhana?

Ang nakaparat pa jud aning ijang frequent travels, usa pa ka planeload ang mga alalay. Naa pay advance parties...

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 15, 2009, 05:30:54 PM
Sa pagkakaron gihimo naho ang tanan,
Aron si Inday nga gimahal hikalimtan,

Si Inday nga imong gimahal imo lang makalimtan
Kon ikaw tua na sa laing kalibotan.
Mao nga samtang nia ka pa ining kalibotana
Pangita og lain nga gasul-ob og saja.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2009, 05:42:12 PM
Hahaha.Wa jud lusot ni daddy da,daghan diay ug maniniyot didto.Bitaw nahubog si daddy niuli gabii gikan daw siya nanguot,kaingon pod ko ug nanguot ug kriminal,waitress diay.

Basig kriminal tinuod ang nakuot, kay daghan nang gipatay unja gilubong (oops, nabali diay, gilubong unja gipatay).

nakapahungaw, nahuwasan, natagbaw

Ajaw pasobrahig tigom kay basin moawas nga wala tujoa...

ihansak, ipasok, ipataop, ipapuok

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2009, 05:27:39 PM
Hahaha.Mao jud.Apan naghinoktok ko ganina Toy.Ingon ko "Misty,nakahibalo ba kaha imong daddy nga gi libak ninyo siya sa iyang hulagway?basin kamo ray ga lagot ron unya si Daddy nag inom ra sa bar nya perting lingawa na.

Kanang porma jud hinuon sa imong Daddy, klarong walang paki. Tuod, lingaw na to ron sa bar, lingaw nag panguot sa mga waitress.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2009, 05:23:25 PM
Sige lang ako ingnon si Daddy. Dad take two aron mo lingiw naka sunod.

Ang problema kay naa puy maninijot sa pikas side. Aho pa nija, sul-otan og bulsita ang ijang ulo, buslotan lang sa may mata ug baba...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2009, 04:18:06 PM

Hehehe.Di ko kadaug oi.Bug-at jamo na si daddy kay way exercise,di gani na kagukod sa among iro sa bay.

Kon sijay gukdon sa iro, dali ra diayng mahambat ang ijang bug-at nga lubot.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 15, 2009, 03:42:42 PM
murag gidanlak man ni si general sakit siguro iya eggs midako  ...
mi pahiyum pa jud xa, proud na proud 

Bisan na lang untag ninglingiw sija...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2009, 04:27:07 PM
biraha,bitara,guyora,

biraha, ibta, labnota, hulbota

I guess attention management is as much a myth as time management is. All these management gurus got it wrong. It's all about knowing what you want to do with your life--then eveything falls in place. If what you want to do in let time swim through your head like a shower of constellations, well, that's your life. Kon gusto kang mahimong dakong tawo nga ilhon sa kadaghanan, aw, imo na nang diskarte--although personally I don't endorse it. Man wasn't made (or didn't come to be) to feed the vanity that visits empty heads every so often.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 15, 2009, 09:50:42 AM
hahahaha, mao jud, bugsay. way sipyat.

ang nindot pa gani kung Golf nga duwa maoy himoon. ug ang akong bola mao ang ulo kintahay sa akong gikalagotan...ma-hole in one man jud ba. heheheh

Nindot pud kon volleyball or soccer. Ang bola drowingan sa nawong sa imong gikalagotan...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 14, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
nagdeliryo-murag kamatyonon man ni

He he.

kamatyonon, himatyon, nagtinga, nagpinal

bilar - gikan sa Spanish "velar"

Quote from: catalina on September 15, 2009, 09:15:40 AM
ngano ba kanding man gipanghimoktan.angay siguro siya kay ang kanding moshagit man og lameeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ha ha ha. Sakto!

Pero, Cat, naa man puy uban nga baka ang tripping, unsa may shagit sa baka?

Pakapini og pictures kon dili bawal ang documentation, he he.

Epektibo jud kay dili na man kabalibad...

Mao ni gitawag sa Philippine journalism og rape-slay.

He he, to erase the impression nga taga-Africa ra ang goat lovers, diay news item from our own backyard!


Goat dies after sexual assault by teen

by Regi Adosto, ABS-CBN Iloilo | 08/25/2009 3:46 PM
     
MANILA - An 18-year-old boy was arrested after he was caught in the act of having sex with a goat in Leon, Iloilo.

Eliseo Minerva immediately called police to report that he saw the boy on top of the goat when he was about to feed the animal.

The goat was already dead when authorities arrived, reports said.

However, the boy allegedly admitted that he was drunk when he committed the incident.

Reports said that the boy’s parents will have to pay for damages to the goat’s owner.

Meanwhile, Leon Police admitted they cannot pursue a case against the boy because there is no law that prohibits a person from having sex with animals.

Leon residents now fear that the “suspect” might victimize girls as soon as he is released from jail.

The municipal social welfare office said the boy should undergo neurological tests to determine what drove him to have sex with an animal.