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Quote from: Lollapalooza on February 01, 2010, 06:14:50 PM
daghan ko kaila nga ingon ani....mga taong inlab sa ilang sarili...

Unsa gyud kaha bitaw ang problema aning mga tawhana. Naay uban gani nga tahor tan-awon pero, pastilan, KSP diay ang limbarok nga egotist.

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
Oi, unsa man ko match maker ug mga couples? Ipasa man nimo na nahong imohang problema intawon day. Oo, kinahanglan na kang pressuron kay murag due date na ka. Maexpire unja ka, impas ang tinabal nang kahimtanga kung maohon man.

Unsa to, Bay Tigs, "impas ang tinabal"? Bwahaha.

Correct. Kon at present there is no chance to make new happy moments, remember the old ones na lang...

Quote from: sab_sad on February 01, 2010, 10:50:48 AM
sometimes makapangutana ko kng nganong may mga panghitabo nga ingon ani sa matang sa gugma..asa raman ang mga kilig moments sa dihang dalagag ulitawo pa ang maong manag-uyab? asa raman ang mga kidhatay nga imong gipaambit sa maong binuhat? asa raman ang mga oras nga inyong gipadangat sa maong pagbati nga sa ending managbulag ra og the worse magpakamatay pa? kung unta kahibawo pa kita kng unsay dangatan sa umaabot sana dli nlng nato kini gipadayon pa ang maong pagbati sa usag-usa..naks!! seryoso nto!! ahehehe btw murag sayang mangud sa mga time nga inyong gispent together pra makuha ang kilig ninyo sa usag-usa tapos it just useless dba? murag maoni giingon nga usahay d gyud nimo masabtan ang tumong og tuyo sa kahitas-an sa imong kinabuhi...ikanga all things happen for a reason.. haisstt!! affekted og nagdrama npudko pacensya mangahigala..hehehhe

Asa ra man ang mga halok, ang ginitikay?
Ang mga utnga, mga lagubo, mga linabnihay?
Nahanaw daw aso, daw dahong laja nga mitulilik,
Unsaon, nakakita mag lain nga katuhik-tuhik...

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 01, 2010, 02:19:20 PM
ang naka apan pa jud Ross kay sila ray insakto which is very annoying! hahaha!

Bwahaha. Ngano tuod no, nga kasagaran sa siging blah blah blah nagtuo man nga sakto sila kanunay? Mangugat ra ba kon you make the mistake of even suggesting that they might be mistaken!

Nganong naduha na man hinuon ni ka itlog? Sorry, technical problem...

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 01, 2010, 02:23:34 PM
hahahaha! ang naka pait jud Tigs ug damgohon nga nag CHINESE GARTER! sus naa jud matumban! more pah! hahahahha! kasaran raba sa mga bata nga hinola kay damanon jud na!

Patay kon moambak unja ato tugpa sa itlog ni Tatay!

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 01, 2010, 02:23:34 PM
hahahaha! ang naka pait jud Tigs ug damgohon nga nag CHINESE GARTER! sus naa jud matumban! more pah! hahahahha! kasaran raba sa mga bata nga hinola kay damanon jud na!

Patay kon moambak unja ato tugpa sa itlog ni Tatay!

Quote from: estaRiray on February 01, 2010, 02:06:14 PM
puyd man sad laki mo play ani...like naa lider and members...daun ang lider kai magpili sha sa iya member na mao mokupot sa bato and tagnaon sa kontra kinsa gakupot sa bato...daun if matagnaan kai pa ambakon ang usa ka member sa kontra...daun kinsa mka una og abot sa finish line mao ang daog...ai naku taas kaau ang mechanics...murag pangtournament...hahaha^^

Salamat, Day Est! Kahinumdom na tuod ko sa general concept of the game. Ang lider gani mo-bluff aron ma-mislead ang kontra kon hain ang bato.

Ang pambabaye kadto diayng mogamit og tsinelas unja moliad-liad...

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 05:13:34 PM
Tuk-on tuk-on bay hubs dili tuk-on.

Peace admin. Last na ni. Nyahahahaha

I stand corrected. Kinahanglan nag-stand para pwedeng tuk-on tuk-on.

Sige, last na pud to naho.

Quote from: bugsay on February 01, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
NGO nang gitrabahu-an nimo bai NatC?

Unsay NGO, Bay Bugs?

N - Nag-antos kay siging
G - Gahi ang
O - ?

Quote from: bugsay on February 01, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
Butangi!!!

asa na sab kaha ni paingon?...bwhaahahahha

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Nisamot! Unta dili na ni tukion pa ni Inday Estarirs! Pastilan, controversial ni.

Pwede tukion, pwede pud tuk-on, bwahaha.

Quote from: hofelina on February 01, 2010, 03:30:52 PM
Mao ang mga baje ang ilang mga lips, pa boroton aron baga ug wait! Kay sexy man kaha ang lips as an extension of vulva.


silicon pumped lips

Si Jocelyn Wildenstein man ni no? To think nga she underwent all those dreadful surgeries just to win back her husband. Basin natuboan sijag ngipon late in life, unja nakakaon og tagam si Mr. Wildenstein kay napahitan!

Quote from: estaRiray on February 01, 2010, 03:35:44 PM
From the movie TAKEN:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

How did this movie line change your life, Day Est? Nakahukom ka nga dili na lang mosulod sa pagka-kidnapper?

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
Tan-awa ra Inday Estarirs, ingnan ta lagi ka ajaw na tukia, nahabutang nuon ka sa isyu sa kaalam.

OK ra para naho, Bay Tigs, kon makigtinukiay si Inday Estarirs. Ginagmay ra man nga kaalam ang atong gituki diri. Ginagmay nga pwedeng padak-on-dak-on...

Quote from: bugsay on February 01, 2010, 04:35:10 PM
....inig ibot?

Bisag wa pa, kay ang baba ray nasap-okan. Sa ilawom naa pay dakong wanang...

Quote from: estaRiray on February 01, 2010, 01:35:55 PM
puyd raman siguro dli magminyo pa-anak lng...para usa ra ang labad sa ulo^^

Quote from: nat-cast on February 01, 2010, 04:11:27 PM
mu volunteer ko .... 

Bwahaha. Abtik pas manatad!

Pagpakondisyon una, Bay Nat, kay naa ra bay endurance test!

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 12:54:17 PM
Hahahahahaha. MUra diay na ug sampung sa thermos Bay Hubs?

Haw-ang ang pamati ni Inday ani...

Quote from: estaRiray on February 01, 2010, 03:08:17 PM
kalampusan??? sa asa??? sa sakit na bukton or sa fight against p-cancer...hahaha^^

Kalampusan sa paghupay sa sakit, dili sa bukton kon dili sa pus-on, bwahaha.

bugan - groin; loins
bilya - buckle; big house
buganbilya - a kind of flower (bougainvillea, or bombil sa ato pa)

Hala, gikuninitan man ninjo si Inday Est, oi.

Day, Est, pasayloa lamang ni sila, hadlok man gud ni silang matakboyan og prostate cancer.

Quote from: Bambi on February 01, 2010, 02:31:40 PM
tua na nanggawas na ang mga ngiponan. bhwahahahaha 

na hala mga anak...good morning from Germany but I must have to go to bed, just came from nightshift.  have a wonderful day to all of you! God bless!

Thanks, Bambs! Sweet dreams. Ajaw pamahit, ha?

Bwahaha, pilian man diay!

Quote from: bugsay on February 01, 2010, 02:14:08 PM
na Libat si Bital nga ning lili sa B**** nga nag Labit nga nasalipdan sa Tabil nga diin si Bai Hubag didto sab nagpasalipod......bwahahahhaha

Bwahaha. Long distance lang ta ani para dili mapaakan!

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 02:05:12 PM
Migamay na Te Bambs kay nahadlok sa ngipon.

Bwahaha. Naunhan ko nimo, Bay Tigs!

Quote from: lionshearth on February 01, 2010, 12:39:53 PM
LIBAT= Double Sighted

TABIL= Curtains(somethings that shade)

BITAL= A boy name

b****= A Female Organ(no malice)

LABIT= Prutruding or Nigimaw

Quote from: Bambi on February 01, 2010, 01:53:39 PM
lionshearth, nganong ninggamay man ning b**** nimo diri?

Bwahaha. Bilαt-shy lang tingali ni si Bay LH, Bambs. Or else hadlok mapaakan. Tan-awa, apologetic pa kaajo, no malice kuno, he he.

Quote from: estaRiray on February 01, 2010, 01:15:20 PM
bitok2x...maring2x...dampa...and pakay sa jolen^^

Unsa to ning bitok², day Est? Pambabaye ra ba to ni nga duwa?

Quote from: lionshearth on February 01, 2010, 01:15:27 PM
KUBOL= Nigahi

BULOK= Slow Learner

LUBOK= Bayo ng Palay

BUKOL= Maygamot ba dyan? hehehehh.....

KULOB = as in hajang-kulob; kub; sa Iningles, prone

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 12:51:09 PM
bukot = sa habol, pangan pud ni ug klase sa bujog mamaak ni

butko = kana ning naa sa dagat nga mamaak pud

tukbo =

tukob =

tubok =

tukob - subad
tubok - hikog
tukbo - basig mao ni paglitok sa "tukmo" kon ping-ot ang ilong

Distinction between mouths and female genitals was blurred by the Greek idea of the laminae -- lustful she-demons, born of the Libyan snake-goddess Lamia. Their name meant either "lecherous vaginas" or "gluttonous gullets." Lamia was a Greek name for the divine female serpent called Kundalini in India, Uraeus or Per-Uatchet in Egypt, and Lamashtu in Babylon. Her Babylonian consort was Pazuzu, he of the serpent penis. Lamia's legend, with its notion that males are born to be eaten, led to Pliny's report on the sexual lives of snakes which was widely believed throughout Europe even up to the 20th century: a male snake fertilizes the female snake by putting his head into her mouth and allowing himself to be eaten.

Sioux Indians told a tale similar to that of the Lamia. A beautiful seductive woman accepted the love of a young warrior and united with him inside a cloud. When the cloud lifted, the woman stood alone. The man was a heap of bones being gnawed by snakes at her feet.

Mouth and vulva were equated in many Egyptian myths. Ma-Nu, the western gate whereby the sun god daily re-entered his Mother, was sometimes a "cleft" (yoni) and sometimes a "mouth." Priestesses of Bast, representing the Goddess, drew up their skirts to display their genitals during religious processions. To the Greeks, such a display was frightening. Bellerophon fled in terror from Lycian women advancing on him with genitals exposed, and even the sea god Poseidon retreated, for fear they might swallow him.

According to Philostratus, magical women "by arousing sexual desire seek to devour whom they wish." To the patriarchal Persians and Moslems this seemed a distinct possibility. Viewing women's mouths as either obscene, dangerous, or overly seductive, they insisted on veiling them. Yet men's mouths, which look no different, were not viewed as threatening.

"Mouth" comes from the same root as "mother" -- Anglo-Saxon muth, also related to the Egyptian Goddess Mut. Vulvas have labiae, "lips," and many men have believed that behind the lips lie teeth. Christian authorities of the Middle Ages taught that certain witches, with the help of the moon and magic spells, could grow fangs in their vaginas. They likened women's genitals to the "yawning" mouth of hell, though this was hardly original; the underworld gate had always been the yoni of Mother Hel. It has always "yawned" -- from Middle English yonen, another derivatave of "yoni." A German vulgarity meaning "cunt," Fotze in parts of Bavaria meant simply "mouth."

To Christian ascetics, Hell-mouth and the vagina drew upon the same ancient symbolism. Both were equated with the womb-symbol of the whale that swallowed Jonah; according to this "prophecy" the Hell-mouth swallowed Christ (as Hina swallowed her son Maui) and kept him for three days. Visionary trips to hell often read like "a description of the experience of being born, but in reverse, as if the child was being drawn into the womb and destroyed there, instead of being formed and given life." St. Teresa of Avila said her vision of a visit to hell was "an oppression, a suffocation, and an affliction so agonizing, and accompanied by such a hopeless and distressing misery that no words I could find would adequately describe it. To say that it was as if my soul were being continuously torn fro my body is as nothing."

The archetypal image of "devouring" female genitals seems undeniably alive even in the modern world. "Males in our culture are so afraid of direct contact with female genitalia, and are even afraid of referring to these genitalia themselves; they largely displace their feelings to the accessory sex organs -- the hips, legs, breasts, buttocks, etc. -- and they give these accessory sex organs an exaggerated interest and desirability." Even here, the male scholar inexplicably "displaces" the words sex organ onto structures that have nothing to do with sexual functioning.

Looking into, touching, entering the female orifice seems fraught with hidden fears, signified by the confusion of sex with death in overwhelming numbers of male minds and myths. Psychiatrists says sex is perceived by the male unconscious as dying: "Every orgasm is a little death: the death of the 'little man,' the penis." Here indeed is the root of ascetic religions that equated the denial of death with the denial of sex.

Moslems attributed all kinds of dread powers to a vulva. It could "bite off" a man's eye-beam, resulting in blindness for any man who looked into its cavity. A sultan of Damascus was said to have lost his sight in this manner. Christian legend claimed he went to Sardinia to be cured of his blindness by a miraculous idol of the Virgin Mary -- who, being eternally virgin, had her door-mouth permanently closed by a veil-hymen.

Apparently Freud was wrong in assuming that men's fear of female genitals was based on the idea that the female had been castrated. The fear was much less empathetic, and more personal: a fear of being devoured, of experiencing the birth trauma in reverse. A Catholic scholar's curious description of the Hell-mouh as a womb inadvertently reveals this idea: "When we think of man entering hell we think of him as establishing contact with the most intrinsic, unified, ultimate and deepest level of the reality of the world."

--from www.goddesscafe.com

Quote from: vrglguapo on February 01, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Magbula bula diay jud na ha ha ha!

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 01, 2010, 12:55:34 PM
Hahahahahaha. Mura ug gipatol na diay ni ron? Hahahahahaha

Kon si Bay Bugs ang pahubiton, morag baboyng irong bu****!

Quote from: lapyahan on February 01, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
dihay movie regarding ani.  "TEETH" starring Jess Weixler (ang naay ngipon).  against her will gani putol jud.  as the movie progressed, she learns how to control.

Sa movie nga TEETH, putol jud. Gipakita gani ang dismembered member, bwahaha. Tudlo sa doktor nga ga-finger nija, putol pud.

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 01, 2010, 10:42:02 AM
huy naa jud diay Hubs??? 

i post daw ang link beh? kay to see is to believe man kaha!

Dili kaha ta ma-ban ani?

Sige, ahong pangitaon...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 01, 2010, 09:57:55 AM
Very rare jud siguro ni ug naa man gani. Inig gamit sa muscle control ani peligro kay mabilin jud ang katunga ug abtik pero ug di na saun nalang. Mao dagway ni ilang giingon sa panultion nga kining bajeha Kas ug O.kalas jud kay kara partner sa dinumugay maputol man jud.

Pwede ni praktison sa partners, Raqz. Ang baje nga ngipnan para di kalas og ot*n, magpraktis nga mo-ingkib lang inig-nahulbot na, unja i-retract like cat's paws lang kon tuas sulod ang bunal. Tayming-tayming ba lang.

Quote from: vrglguapo on February 01, 2010, 07:38:01 AM
Ha ha ha ,naa pangil usa lang ka buok humok pa gyod . Ha ha ha.

Bwahaha. OK ra ning pangila. Pero nakakita kog picture sa example aning vagina dentata peligrosa, naay gagmayng ngipon around the entrance hole, morag ngipon sa isda...

Kinahanglan naay clean bill of health ang foreign tourist; otherwise, dili dawaton sa resort. Better still, i-deport.

Kinahanglan naay clean bill of health ang foreign tourist; otherwise, dili dawaton sa resort. Better still, i-deport.

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 06, 2009, 03:54:31 AM
ok. maayo kay nadiskobrehan nimo ni. bitaw, medyo bibo2 ning dapita kay daghan mga lihokan ug kugihan mo dokdok  diri hehehe. mga friendly pa jud. naay kolokoy, naa poy seroyoso. sulod lang bisag asa nga topic diri. makapawala man pod bitaw nis kalaay.

Naay kolokoy, tinuod jud.

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 06, 2009, 03:54:31 AM
ok. maayo kay nadiskobrehan nimo ni. bitaw, medyo bibo2 ning dapita kay daghan mga lihokan ug kugihan mo dokdok  diri hehehe. mga friendly pa jud. naay kolokoy, naa poy seroyoso. sulod lang bisag asa nga topic diri. makapawala man pod bitaw nis kalaay.

Naay kolokoy, tinuod jud.

Quote from: nat-cast on January 31, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
lami ani naay sample na pic para naay ebidensya ...... hehehehehehe

Masaypan man pud tang manyakis kon masakpan nga nanguhag pic, he he.

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
ahmma...ganahan jud ko pangga-on ko^^

Kanang maghikog kon imong bijaan...

Quote from: nat-cast on January 31, 2010, 07:20:13 PM
kalisod ani. di mahimo mu dive diay. ma amang man ta aning kalakiha 

Kon ma-intimano, amang jod. Kon tumoy ray ma-ingkit, mayungit ka lang...

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 07:16:51 PM
hahaha...^^

Hay, salamat kay naulian na!

Naa kunoy mga baje nga ang ilaha ingon ani. Mamaak! Putol jud kuno! Patay, unsaon na lang!

Quote from: magbalantay on January 31, 2010, 02:26:51 PM
Korek mo diha, dili tanan pro kasagaran ingon jud ana sila. Kay daghan man pud ug kwarta, ang resorts sila jud unahon...no question kay business man kaha.... pro luoy ta, di ba?! Naa pud mga kadalagahan nato, kung makakuyog ug kano, mura pud ug makana na! Naay uban dili na gani mag bra...pastilan! Puok pa jud shorts, hehehehe murag taga laing planeta na pud sila....slang2x pa ug sinultihan. Maulaw na man hinuon ta!

He he, way bra unja puok og shorts? Bitaw no?

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 31, 2010, 02:29:12 PM

murag naay padulngan noh? hahahaha!

Ambot ba nis Bay Bugs, naa man kuno...

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 02:59:34 PM
BUNO!!!^^

Run for your lives! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 31, 2010, 03:59:52 PM

nganong na forbidden man na Hubs?? ajo man ug donkey ija gi sex?

Morag daghang klase sa forbidden sex, Ms. MDB. Naay tungod sa unnatural partner, naa puy improper venue, or cruel and unusual method!

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 04:05:02 PM
ayaw lang pag kalot didto sa gi abanduna nga karaan'g kasilyas..

Aw, YamaSHITa treasure na lang, bwahaha.

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
kaluoy sa laki...hay...gugma

Ingon ani bang gugmaha ang imong gusto, Day Estarirs?

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 03:52:07 PM
pwede ra pod....isulod sa kaang nya pakapinan ug Bonsai....hehehe

Sakto, basin sa tantong kinalot sa juta, mapalgan ang Yamashita treasure...

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 02:53:59 PM
dli nana mahalin ang lugod ron...body scrub and body wash na ang uso....jajaja

Asawa/bana na lang ang tiglugod para way additional gasto...

Quote from: lionshearth on January 31, 2010, 12:33:37 PM
hahahaha....dili nata ana mabiyaan sa atong uyab bai Hubs kay tag-as naman ug bungot?hehehhe... 

Di jud, pero ajaw palabiig taas kay basin magkabaligtos iniggamit. Kujaw nga ma-suffocate ka pa!

Quote from: Vistabel on August 08, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Even they knew that their bosses are bad, like doing illegal, kurakot, mamatay tao.

Karon kay hapit na eleksiyon, nangsige nag paghot ang mga iro...

 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 05, 2009, 10:37:51 PM

“ADIOS mi amor.”

...the letter showed that Tindugan expressed despair over his wife’s demand for separation.
   

Kumusta na kaha ni si Soledad karon?

Quote from: BlueAngel on December 15, 2009, 12:40:45 AM
unja karon perti na tali nimo katkat sa kapayas ky nag "staycation" naman ka? ajeje

Gigamitan nahog hagdan para dili kapoy, he he.

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 10:39:08 AM

Kahinumdom man lang pud ta ani sa mosunod nga pasiaw:

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister

A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it.

After they are done the priest says, "I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkled him with holy water and next week is his First Communion."

The minister said, "I found a bear by the stream, preached God's holy word and he let me baptize him in the river."

The rabbi was bandaged from head to foot and said. "Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

Tingali sa tinan-awan sa mga hakog, ang mga dahon sa acacia morag papel de bangko. Kwartang malabo!

Quote from: lionshearth on January 31, 2010, 11:07:16 AM
nia lagi tawon bay Bugs sa yutang mainit ug puno sa mga bungutong tawo ug mabaho.

Pagpinarehas na nila, Bay LH. I mean, magpabungot ba, dili magpabaho.

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 31, 2010, 10:51:43 AM
sakoban nga lawom ra kay sa gitas-on sa armas. hahahaha

Morag sungsong lang?

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 31, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
...nga daghang mo-post basta bahin na og sex, politika ug naay patyon 

Nah, unsa na kaha kon naay politiko nga mapatyan for engaging in forbidden sex!

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 10:35:18 AM
sa kalisod ug kaharuhay kinahanglan magtambayayong....

Korek. Naa ba guy makapautang kon way mangutang? Mao nay panagtambayayong. Ang papel sa usa mao ang pagpautang, ang sa usa pud ang pag-utang.

Unsa to? Kabahin sa bayad? Oi, ngano man diay, bayran diay nang utang?

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 31, 2010, 10:27:02 AM
Mopalit na lang ko ug vacum cleaner gamay pa gasto.

Delikado, Bay VRG. Basig sujopon hinuon nang imo, maoy gidangat. Mas mahal magpataod og bag-o...

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 10:18:32 AM

mao lagi, mao bitaw nga giputol na nako ang communication..(aron di na ko kabayad).....di na man lang gyud kalimtan uy...bwahahahhaha

Syaro bitaw, wa na lang ipatigbabaw ang pagkaamigo. Unsa ra gud to, kwarta. Ila na lang ba gyud nga ibaylo ang injong panaghigala sa pipila lang ka gatos ka libo ka pesos?

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 09:58:25 AM
...ug tungod niini, aron dili mokuyanap ang maong sakit sa iro, kinahanglan nga i boto si Nonoy?

Depende kon naa ba sijay luas o wala! Bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 10:01:16 AM
ang tinuod nga amigo, kadtong magpa-utang nga dili maghunahuna nga bayran o kalimtan nalang....

karon? wa na koy amigo...bwahahhahahah

Bwahaha. Mga tigpakaron-ingnon to sila, Bay Bugs! Tiaw mo, maghuwat pang bayran? Way hinungdan tong mga tawhana!

Quote from: fdaray on January 24, 2010, 07:26:14 PM

     ha...,ha...,ha..,
  dogs are good lovers...

Moangay si Bay Glace ani kay lulot jamog tinan-awan!

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 09:43:23 AM
bwahahaha....basin makapangagod na.!!!

Mameligro pa jud nga ang imoha matakboyan og luas, bwahaha.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 06:40:47 AM
he/she is there, when you cry for HELP

Labi na kong Ginoo ang imong gisangpit.

Labi na kong imong gi-Iningles.

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 09:30:24 AM
adto lang didto, susiha ug naa p aba'y ngipon to'ng imong suki sa una....

Naa koy amigo nga gusto nija ang babayeng way ngipon, wa kunoy kulba nga mapaakan, bwahaha...

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 09:06:48 AM
matud pa's mga forumer diri, naa'y lesser evil.....hehehhehe...

Ah, OK. Problema ani ron ang pagtimbang-timbang. Maajo pag kinilo na lay timbangon!

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 09:03:48 AM
ug naay panit sa insik pwede ra...hehehehe

tigumon nalang kay sunod semana mouli na ko pohon....makakilaw na sab, maka sugba, maka tuwa, maka on-on ug maka law-oy....hahayyyy kalami ning naa tas atua..mura'g naa's paraiso...

Sige lang kon panagsa ra ta makaadto sa Paraiso, basta wa lang ta magpujo sa Impiyerno. Purgatoryo, payts na!

Karon, ang pangutana mao: naa bay mapili sa mga kandidato niining umaabot nga eleksiyon...

Quote from: estaRiray on January 31, 2010, 08:34:16 AM
lechon...kalami sa panit...yumyumyum

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 08:45:31 AM
Hoyyy...inday Esta...kasayo nimo nag pang-os ug lechon uy...

pang-os lang sab kog laway diri..

Unsa kahang panita ang gusto nimong pang-oson, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: catalina on January 31, 2010, 07:28:09 AM
nabuhi man balik ang baki.abi nako nalubong na sa backhoe.

hahhahh

Wa, oi! Dakong buhi ang dambuhalang palaka! Niay ahong gidikitdikit nga balak:

BAKI NGA KUWANG SA KAGUOL

Nagsigig pa nig duwa og Chinese garter,
Naglukso-lukso sa atong panumdoman.
Kining kokaka maoy hawod nga payter--
Labi nag gara ug hambog ang hisgotan.

Quote from: bugsay on January 31, 2010, 12:29:35 AM
i learned to wear a smile.....an innocent smile, kay ako ra'ng usa, way nag-tan-aw......bastag naa na'y mo  kokakkk...bwahahhahaha

Bwahaha. Ang smile ray innocent. Ang utok guilty!

Quote from: gwargz on January 31, 2010, 07:12:58 AM
Glac, lisora ug way sinina oy. Dili man nako ma-imagine.
Maayo unta ug naka skinny dress pa ni kay dali ra imaginon.

Bay Guargz, pwede seguro himoon nga reference sa imong painter ang posters of model Keeley Hazell.

Quote from: lionshearth on January 31, 2010, 01:28:20 AM
Bai Bugsay!Kabhang nalang jud ang nabilin kay akong gitiwas karon....hahahaha..wala lng limogmog pahilis.

Ha ha, Bay LH, lisod ra ba ning dili kahilisan og alimango labi na kong panihapon. basin magdamgo kag makahahadlok. Basin magdaman ka nga ang alimango ningsukol nimo, o kaha nahimong higanteng baki!

Quote from: lionshearth on January 31, 2010, 01:11:40 AM
Lami magminyo kay arun dunay sakuban sa atong hinagiban....

...sakuban nga mo-vaccum kon ibton-ibton ang armas...

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 31, 2010, 01:29:18 AM

kay ngano nag lakaw-lakaw diay nih? hawahahhaa!

Kini maoy gitawag nga estoryang laagan, bwahaha.

Quote from: kiamoy on January 29, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
labtingaw

Kini ang mas lami. Dili kaajo kas og kan-on. Kas og labtingaw.

Quote from: nat-cast on January 29, 2010, 02:55:09 PM
daghang tawo = good business, more income for the church 

daghang tawo = daghang KBL: kasal, bunjag, lubong
daghang KBL  = more income for the church
more income for the church = more pocket money for the collectors                          

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on January 30, 2010, 11:25:41 PM
Ang sulod sa cartoon sakto manok or sunoy ba kaha,unya ang giputos sa sako usa ka bulig nga saging. Murag usa ni ka bulig tundan siguro.

Sakto, Raqz, morag usa ka bulig nga saging diay bitaw.

Quote from: estaRiray on January 30, 2010, 11:22:56 PM
Naghuna2x ko kon mo absent bako or dli

Absent! (Kokak.)

Ninggawas tingali ang dugo sa pagkakriminal aning tawhana...

Quote from: Bambi on January 30, 2010, 05:08:16 AM
hubs, sa ahong tan-aw morag manok nang gisulod sa karton unja nangka nang giputos sa sako nga puti. Libre na paniudto ana.

Ah, and sulod sa karton hiniktan. Pero ang sulod sa sako, lisod man tingali kon nangka kay medjo taas man. Kahoy kaha para sugnod...

Adobong frog legs smothered in bawang Iloko. Pinaresag bahalina.

Baki.

"You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
To see you again.

"Winter, spring , summer, or fall,
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll come leaping, oh yeah baby
To croak here again...

Quote from: gwargz on January 29, 2010, 08:15:22 AM
Nganong naabot mo sa Baki?
Daghan baki diri sa Bukidnon, sa humayan.
Lami kaayo kaonon basta deep fry.

Kokaak !

Heard ya, fellow frog fancier! Kokaak!

sulo - torch
suol - recurrence of ailment
ulos - lend

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2010, 09:40:38 AM
bai Hubs, ngano diay tuod nga epektibo man kaayo ang iyang paagi sa pag promote sa birth-control method?.....

gamitan sab ni ug muscle control?

mas maayo sab ni nga imong tubagon aron masayran sa kinabag-ang katawhang Pilipinhon, basin diay ug di na ta magkinahanglan pang maglalis anang RH Bill.

He he, dili na ko makatubag ani, Bay Bugs. Kuoton na jamo ning pangutanaha...  

(Ug usab, dili sama sa uban diha, adunay kinutoban ang gamay kong nakat-onan...)

Usahay makatabang kon "drink before you speak".

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
gipamulong mo na!!!!.....bwahahahahhaha

Maghuwat tang Inday Cat, kay sensitibo pud to sija sa alingugngog...

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2010, 09:01:04 PM
mura'g kahibawo na ko'g asa paingon ni estoryaha.....

Bwahaha! Morag naay nabanhaw nga alingugngog sa lim-aw sa ahong alimpatakan, Bay Bugs!

Quote from: Bambi on January 30, 2010, 06:52:53 AM
  bright boy!

bugs, bisan lang unta ug pobre basta naay itlog!

Basta naay itlog naay kahigayonan nga madato!

Quote from: zulacs on January 30, 2010, 12:14:26 PM
that makes me proud

and happy as well

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 30, 2010, 01:00:38 AM
same as Narcissistics Hubs! wa raba na sila kabalo sa ila gibuhat! mao maka ingon na laman ko "GINOO PASAYLOA SIJA KAY WA SILA KABALO SA IJA GIBUHAT"


me
I am
me
I am

Kining mga self-lovers, mga segurista nga dili gusto malabwan. But who cares? Angay likayan ning mga tawhana. Matod pa ni Benjamin Franklin, "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." Bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 11:51:14 PM
....aw pwede na gyud kaayo na ika garantiya......labi na kon ang mohon ni bai Tigs pareha kadako sa bunal's kabayo nga mobyahe sa Sanciangko kutob didtos Duljo Fatima.....bwahahahahha

Ang problema, basin dili pareha kadako sa bunal's kabayo kon dili parehas ra kadak-a sa latigo nga ibunal's kabayo!

kuyog - come along; accompany
baboy - pig
kuyog-baboy - hanger-on; unwanted company