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Moderno na kaau kung naay petromax sa una... ang uban kadto ra jong lampara o kandila ilaha 

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 11:12:19 PM
most compelling...

One of the by-products of the tsunami alert aftermath? 

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 10:49:39 PM
one wife, one long life; unsa kaha kun ang duha ang asawa duha diay ka long lives?

Hmmm maayo nga analogy da... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 21, 2011, 01:32:14 PM
Bisan jamo ug bugas way midujog sa kamingaw? Tinuod ka Bay Hubs? O publicity ra ni? Hahahahaha.

Aw, posible diay ni nga pang TV ratings ra? 

I tot Botoy was perfect. 

One of my favorites!!! Thanks for sharing!!! 

 

Wa pa gani nato maapil pag timbang2x ang ge hisgotan sa awit ni Yoyoy V... basin mo protesta nag sugod ang mga "sea water creatures"






Ngyawes gihimo man kong tsinelas!!! 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 20, 2011, 12:30:15 AM
Sahi ra ba sa mga katukuran sa daplin sa baybayon nga ang uban mikawat na sa luna nga iyaha sa dagat. Sa kadugayan matumpag ra kini kay ilampornas man sa mga pwersa sa kinaiyahan aron mabawi sa matuod nga tag-iya nini nga mao ang dagat.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 18, 2011, 12:36:36 PM
Nganong mangita pud ni sila ug lisod nga naay daghan sayon. Tuay daghan island sa Pilipinas wa pa gani mapoy i ang uban sa kadaghan.

Usa ray lesson ani nga di jud nila labwan ang Ginoo. Bisan pa unsaon ug kwentada anang reclamation nila  kay bahaon jud na ug balik sa Ginoo.

Amen ninjong duha!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 19, 2011, 11:57:35 PM
He he, klaro kaayo nga mas dako ang makikik kon artipisyal...

Mao! Rule of thumb: the bigger the project, the bigger you-know-what... 

Quote from: hofelina on March 19, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
you are so kind and witty, islahon, I´m a fan of yours, God bless!

Pwede pod ISLAHONON... basin diay madayon ang ilang project sa Panglao bwahahaha! 

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
candles away then come december, pohon, god willing, inshallah.  (dia ako nang gi-note down aron di ko mag-alzheimer.)  sayon gyod tuod pangitaon ang balay ni brad pitt nga naay anak nga george clooney nga tua sigeg pakalawat sa merika.

Excuse me, my name is George Lao! 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings.  A man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: “$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:15:32 AM
wa, pero sureness ko daghang kapangutan-an; bisan kinsa nga pari, bisan kinsa pa tingali nga church worker, or mobalik lang ko sa thread sa imong ordination and trace the name of your parents.  gawas pa, daghan kog mapalihog.

Ako papa morag mas ilado. Pangutana lang asa bay nila Brad Pitt (Brad Pito na siya sa BCBP) 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 19, 2011, 04:17:30 AM
Fr. Roel,

My present to you!!






sige! kaon na ta!

Aguy aguy!!! Patyon galing ko sa atong amigong doctor, puahahaha!!! The kidney is protesting!!! 

Quote from: grazie7y on March 19, 2011, 03:24:18 AM
Happy birthday again, Father!  Chocolate cake na, Father? 

Thank you, Grazie! 

Thanks, Sir FD! 

KIDS ON FACEBOOK

After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:

ByAngel213:
Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird!

GoTo123:
LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?

ByAngel213:
Of course I do. LOL. I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out.
 
GoTo123:
Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you?
 
ByAngel213:
Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.

GoTo123:
Did you have a softball game after school today?

ByAngel213:
Yes, and we won!!

GoTo123:
That's great! Who did you play?

ByAngel213:
We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL

GoTo123: What is your team called?

ByAngel213:
We are the Canton Cats. We have tiger paws on our uniforms. They are really cool.

GoTo123: Did you pitch?

ByAngel213:
No, I play second base. I got to go. My homework has to be done before my parents get home. I don't want them mad at me. Bye!

GoTo123: Catch you later. Bye
 
Meanwhile, GoTo123 went to the member menu and began to search for her profile. When it came up, he highlighted it and printed it out.. He took out a pen and began to write down what he knew  about Angel so far.

Her name: Shannon

Birthday: Jan. 3, 1985

Age: 13

State where she lived: North Carolina
 
Hobbies: softball, chorus, skating and going to the mall. Besides this information, he knew she lived in Canton because she had just
told him. He knew she stayed by herself until 6:30 p.m. every afternoon until her parents came home from work. He knew she played softball on Thursday afternoons on the school team, and the team was named the Canton Cats.

Her favorite number 7 was printed on her jersey. He knew she was in the eighth grade at the Canton Junior High School .

She had told him all this in the conversations they had on-line. He had enough information to find her now.
Shannon didn't tell her parents about the incident on the way home from the ballpark that day. She didn't want them to make a scene and stop her from walking home from the softball games. Parents were always overreacting and hers were the worst. It made her wish she was not an only child. Maybe if she had brothers and sisters, her parents wouldn't be so, overprotective. By Thursday, Shannon had forgotten about the footsteps following her. Her game was in full swing when suddenly she felt someone staring at her. It was then that the memory came back. She glanced up from her second base position to see a man watching her closely. He was leaning against the fence behind first base and he smiled when she looked at him. He didn't look scary and she quickly dismissed the sudden fear she had felt. After the game, he sat on a bleacher while she talked to the coach. She noticed his smile once again as she walked past him.
 
He nodded and she smiled back. He noticed her name on the back of her shirt. He knew he had found her.
 
Quietly, he walked a safe distance behind her. It was only a few blocks to Shannon ’s home, and once he saw where she lived he quickly returned to the park to get his car. Now he had to wait. He decided to get a bite to eat until the time came to go to Shannon ’s house.

He drove to a fast food restaurant and sat there until time to make his move. Shannon was in her room later that evening
when she heard voices in the living room.
 
"Shannon, come here," her father called. He sounded upset and she couldn't imagine why. She went into the room to see the man from the ballpark sitting on the sofa.
 
"Sit down," her father began, "this man has just told us a most interesting story about you."

Shannon sat back. How could he tell her parents anything? She had never seen him before today!
 
"Do you know who I am, Shannon " the man asked.

"No," Shannon  answered.
 
"I am a police officer and your online friend,GoTo123."

Shannon was stunned.

"That's impossible! GoTo123 is a kid my age! He's 14. And he lives in Michigan!"

The man smiled. ”I know I told you all that, but it wasn't true. You see, Shannon , there are people on-line who pretend to be kids; I was one of them. But while others do it to injure kids and hurt them, I belong to a group of parents who do it to protect kids from predators. I came here to find you to teach you how dangerous it is to talk to  people on-line. You told me enough about yourself to make it easy for me to find you. You named the school you went to, the name of your ball team and the position you played. The number and name on your jersey just made finding you a breeze."

Shannon was stunned. "You mean you don't live in Michigan?"
 
He laughed. "No, I live in Raleigh . It made you feel safe to think I was so far away, didn't it?"
 
She nodded.
 
"I had a friend whose daughter was like you. Only she wasn't as lucky. The guy found her, did bad things to her and then murdered her while she was home alone. Kids are taught not to tell anyone when they are alone, yet they do it all the time on-line. The wrong people trick you into giving out information a little here and there on-line. Before you know it, you have told them enough for them to find you without even realizing you have done it. I hope you've learned a lesson from this and won't do it again. And, please tell others about this so they will be safe too, okay?"
 
"It's a promise!"
 
That night Shannon and her Dad and Mom thanked God for protecting Shannon from what could have been a tragic situation.

Nagtinihik na sad ang atong gobyerno. Tinuod, they can do better than transporting our countrymen using a C-130 plane.  Kung pwede pa lang silhig, mao na siguro ilang gigamit bwahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 18, 2011, 01:11:02 PM
Ngano bitaw nga magbuhat mag artipisyal nga isla nga naa may daghang natural. Mora pud nig tawo nga di moangay og baje nga tinuod kay gusto jud og baje nga robot...

Mao na silay gitawag ug mga MR. ROBOTBOT! Mga hilig ug babaye nga robot 

LAB is labad sa ulo, laba dami ug labamba (bomb waiting to explode)... 

Sige baya pod ug landslide diha sa Mayana sa una... handtog pa siguro karon.

Sa TB kay Bay Tigs and Hubs 

Magnetic tingale na!!! 

Quote from: hofelina on March 17, 2011, 03:10:28 PM
so with Chep lap kok airport in Hongkong, the UK enigneers are surprised that their calculations is wrong, it is also sinking faster thaniit should.

Known maning mga UK Engineers/Architects/Developer nga mo UK-UK (trans: contract/sink) ilang mga hinimo, bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: islander on March 17, 2011, 02:53:58 PM
and to think that it was constructed with the best engineers and architects in the world up front.  by the way, i read some years back that dubai urban planners (most of whom are british) went to bohol to consult with local government officials. is this panglao island reclamation an offshoot of such consultation?

Mao siguro ni ako nadungog nga DUPA PROJECT... From (DU)bai to (PA)nglao!!! 

Akong ipa patent/reserve daan ang WARA-WARA ug TORA-TORA islands... 

Bwahahaha. Lami e share sa facebook pero di na lang kay Lent pa 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 27, 2011, 07:46:19 PM

Ikaduha na ni na thread nga ako giapilan nga susama ug unod, bwahahaha. Naglibog ang Google sa akong search...

The other thread nga parehag title:

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/ask/is-the-sun-supreme-being/msg445026/#msg445026

Note to admins: hala, sumpaja ninjo ning duha!!!

Quote from: Vistabel on March 18, 2011, 04:05:15 AM
pero ganon paman naka tapak gihapon ka sa templo sa kasamaan nyur nga mao ang iskuylahan, matud pa sa usa ka Filipinong scholar. 

Masarap maglaro sa putik, kung Tinagawog pa bwahehehe!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 17, 2011, 02:18:12 PM

How thought full... 

Quote from: islander on March 17, 2011, 03:16:23 PM
padad-an lang ta ka, fr chic.  no orders necessary.  mahimo pod nga akong ihatod sa inyo sa tagbilaran karong december.  take your pick.  makalipay ning kandila nga idagkot ug simbahan, di lang kun ting blackout.  (tapad namong balay sa una nasunog tungod ug kandila kay nag-blackout unya mga bata ray nabilin.  hapit mi maapil, tsk, tsk.)

Katuod diay kas amo? 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 17, 2011, 07:55:13 AM
Very nice design, Islander. I have a friend in Thailand who makes candles as a hobby. Now she is exporting candles to Europe and America. Candles make her a millionaire.

Ahah! Di na kinahanglan kay millionaire naman daan si Islander (making tsinelas!!!  ). It's "The millionare makes herself a candle, instead!!!" 

You might find this interesting...


BEESWAX,Melting Bees Wax,Molds,Candle Making,GA Beekeeping Beekeepers Pour Bees Wax ,John Pluta

Hmmmm, at one time I did think along the same line... and, maybe, I still do (LoL), especially when I get to see/meet/hear so-called well-educated people (with tails of Masters, PhDs or what-have-you) and acts as know-all-idiots and insist on being one in every sense of their being, ahihihihi 

Pwede mo order? 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:43:43 PM
Belated happy birthday Fr.Chic ♥

absinot gid ya hihihi

Bitaw no? Hagit jog ma INC hehehe. Kidding aside, thank you!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 17, 2011, 10:27:38 AM
wow. quite impressive. how much is the price for daily stay?

ANS: (In Cebuano) WALA BAYAD IF DILI STIY 

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
those small things without wicks were molded from ice cube trays.  they serve as candle decors.

Anhi na lang ko order nimo para sa akong Votive Shrine Ms. Isles!!! Nice job!!! 

Or, you can look at the menu but you can't order!!! 

Adam at Eve 

Can you hear the baby cry?

Suggestion: Talagsaong Diwalwal Lagoon & Resort  

Ingna si Prince Halal apply ko Back Porch Manager... gusto nako mo retire. 

You can have her; I'll take Miss Ukraine! 

Good reply to this post, Enz: "Patya na lang ko!!!!" 

Bawos2x lang ni o sa naka pabor ba: mga foreigners nanag-iya ug mga properties deri sa atoa (e.g. townhouses, etc). Unya daghan man pod mga Pinoy nanag-iyag mga properties sa laing nasud sama sa Europa ug America (beautiful houses and businesses). In other words, there's nothing new under the sun. Besides, Philippines is real cheap (for them) and exotic at the same time. 

March 15, 2010... Clearing the meadow

March 15, 2010

March 15, 2010... Prepping the new parking lot

Morag bag-ong nagpa facial kung na babaye pa; namalbas kung na lalaki pa. Unya nagpatina ug buhok, with highlight 

Ingon ilang silingan nag lingaw-lingaw raman daw sila bwahahaha 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 15, 2011, 11:31:31 AM
Bravo! When is the expected completion date, Fr. Roel?

The contract states 1 year but considering the weather, etc. you know... maybe around 1-1/2 year

December 11, 2010

December 11, 2010

December 11, 2010

December 11, 2010

December 11, 2010

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 15, 2011, 07:32:55 AM
Hello Everyone,

Here's the posting on why TubagBohol was inaccessible yesterday: http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/forumhelp/tubag-bohol-outage-march-14-2011-and-images-not-showing-up/

I'm still thinking how we can further polish our site's face.

For now, bye-bye to the "somber" skin of TB.

Good job, Mike. For now this is light on the eyes. Unya napod kung magsawa na tas color hehehehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 15, 2011, 06:49:33 AM
Aw, he he, sa iyang ngalan lang daan, klaro nga hadlokan og tsunami nis Ms. Isle...

Mora bitaw'g humot sa tsunami nis Ms. Isle. Kung di baki og iring mag sunod-sunod, tsunami pod hehehehe. Peace, Isle! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 15, 2011, 06:28:35 AM
Oh, I was hoping you'd make some kind of joke, some invented definition like the ones you add to posts here in TB every now and then...

After all, the word looks like it can be divided into syllables that are parts of Cebuano words...

Oh that... actually I did one already on Ms. Isle's thread (Having to cope with tsunami alert), from tsunami to mag "tsa na mi," hoping to calm her fear and panic

I'm happy that it's back and the color as well. It's all about people, Bran. I'm happy that you're back. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 15, 2011, 06:10:55 AM
awwww..pictures bi? mo tanaw sad ta.

I wish I have...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 15, 2011, 05:56:34 AM
I bet you can come up with another possible explanation of the origin of the word, Fr. Chic... 

That's what I remembered from the novel I read in the late seventies under the title TSUNAMI by Reader's Digest. Anybody can easily come up with better explanation as to the origin of the word, after all they are all over google and/or Wikipedia. Mine was only a quip... and a quick one when I saw your post in my email! 

2 years in high school and for the most part in college... yes 

As of yesterday, March 13, 2011, I thought something went wrong with my desktop computer when I could not open TB. I googled for the _th time but to no avail. There was a little something in print form but that was the most I could get out of TB. I re-signed but it was still a lost cause. Sadly, I turned to facebook (LoL). Buti na lang may facebook, bwahahaha! And then when I woke up this morning: voila! The new face of Tubag Bohol... my kind of color, pleasing to the eye.  

We used to sing this song when we were in the seminary in Taloto, mid to last part of the 70s. Kadugay na gyod diay...

Japan is the origin of the word TSUNAMI, from TSU, harbor and NAMI, wave. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 15, 2011, 05:44:42 AM
Fr. Jimenez has a beautiful voice. well done!

I guess you didn't read the information (LoL) 

Our Father

General Information
Musical setting by Most. Rev. Zacharias "Ites" Jimenez, D.D. of Inabanga, Bohol
Performed by Ray Barnette and Juli Maners
Arranged by Gerry Peters
Mastered by Roy Tutor
Location: Balicasag Island, Panglao

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December 10, 2010

December 10, 2010

December 3, 2010

December 3, 2010

December 3, 2010

Aerial View March 14, 2011

Aerial View taken on MArch 14, 2011

Here, I will be sharing a few photos of the construction of our new Church that was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
The name of the parish is St. Genevieve, located along Bayou Liberty, City of Slidell, Louisiana.


Aerial View 3/14/11

Quote from: gwargz on March 14, 2011, 10:09:18 PM
I like Balimbing. But not all varieties.
I do not like that variety called politicians.

Bwahahahaha! 

Bwahahaha!!! 

Sambag?

Thank you, Mike and Deepwater 

Quote from: islander on March 13, 2011, 11:54:02 AM
wa pa, huhuhu.  si banana republic naguol na god.  padung na hinoon ko matug, anytime now kay morag nadoble na akong tinan-awan.  di na mao ang oras, ambot ba ani.  hinoon, enjoy ko gabii ug hinimog candles in-between tb reading and posting.  new hobby, whew!  great.  (ang kinalisoran nga design ang carrots-in-a-basket.  napungil ang resulta sa basket.)  dungan sa pagluto ang akong paghimo ug candles.  ingon tawon si banana republic nga basin ug iyang mahigop ang melting paraffin...

ot:  i-regards ko dinha ni fr boy rara ug fr orimaco kun magkita mo.  arang gyod hinoon ninyong lagyoa sa ig-kasi.

I will...

Here's something to calm down your fears or what-have-you...

http://www.artgarfunkel.com/lyrics/another.html

Close your eyes my pretty child,
Though the night is dark and the wind is wild,
I will stand beside your bed,
Tonight there is nothing you need fear or dread.

You can sleep now, go to sleep,
The rain falls and the windows weep,
I'm standing by to sing a lullaby.

(Continued)

Wala pa ka matug sukad gabii, Ms. Isle? 

Arya!!! 

Magsugod na ta... ang kutsilyo andama

Kini ra gajoy akong ikadalit ninyo deri ahihihi 

Quote from: bugsay on March 13, 2011, 11:23:52 AM
Happy Birthday, Sir!!

Salamat Bay Bugs! 

Quote from: islander on March 13, 2011, 10:51:26 AM
tinuig gyod diay?  my goodness and badness... no wonder new orleans is popular.  more than its music, hardy people man diay ang naa dinha.

my own misty water-colored memory of two songs that mention your place's name:  'house of the rising sun' (there is a house in new orleans/ they call the rising sun...); 'niki hoeki' (way down louisiana/ down in pidgin land/ folks got somethin'/ don't do somethin' like niki hoeki patusi).  wa gyod hinoon ko kasabot aning ikaduhang kanta fr chic.  all i'm sure of is that my father loved its beat because it's danceable.
   

If my guess is right (and I'm usually wrong sa unang guess), kanang ika-2 nga kanta is a Zydeco music, a.k.a. Cajun music... mostly upbeat and danceable pero dili disco but polka-type dance ahihihi 

Sam-POLKA nga Cajun music...


Louisiana Zydeco Live 14

Quote from: islander on March 13, 2011, 05:03:03 AM
whew!  thank goodness.  kun paspas lang unta ko mo-computer or kun paspas lang unta ang internet connection diri, mo-research na unta ko why, why, why that golden tabby is torturing a great rabbit.  ('watership down' by richard adams is one of my all-time favorite books.)

maayo gani kay di fake ang photographer.

***

postscript:  i'm in no mood to unpack  my emergency pack any time soon.  my biorhythm has drastically changed for the worse.  the kitten that we brought along is naughtier.

lesson:  always have a packed and ready emergency bag or survival bag or whatever it is called.  i thought only of cash and jewelry and our cats when i packed.  i missed passports and official documents and a change of clothes.  now i have all this in one bag.

i have to admit that i couldn't shoo away my fears overnight.  i just have to heal slowly and patiently wait for my system to take its course and go back to what it was, whatever it was.

"Misty water-colored memory of the way things were..."

Makahinumdom man hinuon ko sa TINUIG namong "kulba-hinam" ug "maka-paralyzed" nga true-to-life drama everytime nga adunay emergency news/alert nga dunay dakong bagyo (hurricane) og posibleng dakong baha (tidal surge as high as 30 feet) nga moabotay sa Mississippi Delta (New Orleans)... di jud nuon lalim. 

But, still, people, including me, choose to stay and live in this place!!! 

According to Google it's a fake rabbit, bwahahaha 

Ning mata na ang "Sleeping Giant" 

Quote from: islander on March 13, 2011, 03:27:04 AM
i was saddened by the thought that we couldn't take all our cats along.  more so those 11 homeless ones who were already at the balcony, waiting for feeding time.  close to tears, i decided to take along only the smallest and sickliest one so i didn't have to go through the grisly process of selecting favorites.  i had to fortify myself to be able to function. 

let me come back and find you here, i told our cats as i put off the lights.

Meooow... don't worry we'll take care of ourselves til your return. Just promise us mommy and say, "I shall return" 



Make sure you leave some cans opened... and the green tsanami pod! 

Quote from: islander on March 13, 2011, 02:29:29 AM
presently i'm in a place that the creator has placed like a jewel in the pacific rim.

japan had that current tragedy of a tremblor and, like some parts of the philippines and other countries in the pacific rim, this here was placed on full tsunami alert. 

we were unaware of it but for a german friend we met at the grocery store after my visit to the cat shelter.  then we got home and saw our landlady preparing to go to higher ground.  she, too, told us about the tsunami alert. 

we happen to live in a house where i can see mangroves and the sea from the kitchen sink window, the sea being just some twenty meters away.

You should be able to relax now... the high level TSUNAMI alert has been downgraded mag-TSANAMI (green ones prefered) full cup enjoyment! Stay safe though! 

Kini ra joy kinaduolan sa biko... pero day before sa bday ni. Pag actual day kape ra jud ug bread pudding.
Then bahaw2x na lang paniudto ug panihapon, kay luoy na jamo ang kidney. 

Thank you both, Chongki and Ms. Isle... (that I'll do)