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Quote from: Anna&Jorge on March 11, 2010, 09:09:24 AM
tinood gyud tawn looy ang mga caregivers but ingon pud tong friend nako nga caregiver, kada pahid, mag chant ka og "dollar.. dollar.. dollar"....

Aw, kon nagkatibulaag ang buhagay nga pahiran, dugay² jud mahuman ang chanting...

#83605

Love Talk / Re: Long Distance Relationship

March 11, 2010, 04:02:56 PM

Daghan diri sa TB nga permi lang long distance...

#83606

Love Talk / Re: TAMBAGI SI INDAY MISTY SA IYANG GUGMA KARON

March 11, 2010, 04:01:25 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 11, 2010, 07:53:18 AM
hahahhaha...pwerteng takilpua...namudmud gud sa yuta..hhahhah

Oi, kaluoy sa sweet lips ni Ms. Bluer!

#83607

General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?

March 11, 2010, 03:56:09 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 11, 2010, 08:06:45 AM
hahahhaha....alegreha jud nimu bai woe...hehehehe

Oi, wa lagi nimo tubaga ang pangutana. But I think you're thinking what I'm thinking...

#83608

Question and Answer / Re: Kinsay walhon (left-handed) diri sa Tubag Bohol?

March 11, 2010, 03:54:13 PM

Quote from: Candijaynon on March 10, 2010, 10:25:13 PM
Aw abi ko gihimong vetsin....

Ang by-product sa melamine (nga hinimo gikan sa mga walhon) maoy himoong vetsin...

#83609

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 11, 2010, 03:49:25 PM

Para pud sa baje. Unsaon na lang kon human na ang kasal unja ang bana diay way ot*n....

#83610

Philippine History / Re: Bless Half Century Pads Chico-Happy Natal Day

March 11, 2010, 03:46:27 PM

Happy Birthday, Fr. Chic! I toast to your health, and to the truth that sets us free. In vino veritas!

#83611

Quotable Quotes / What is your favorite drinking quote?

March 11, 2010, 10:15:07 AM

Here are some of mine...

"I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink." â€" Richard Burton.

"I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death." â€" Jack Kerouac

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." â€" Dylan Thomas.

"There are more old drunkards than old doctors." â€" Benjamin Franklin

#83612

Love Talk / Re: 5 Signs You're Headed Toward a Breakup

March 11, 2010, 06:12:41 AM

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 11, 2010, 01:49:52 AM
I would rather BREAK that relationship than suffer.

Bitaw, better suffer the breakup than suffer the relationship. Pagkahuman sa hilak² kunohay, da, hagiyos lang agi ni Inday!

#83613

General Topic / Re: Falling In Love With A Married Woman

March 11, 2010, 06:02:41 AM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 02:19:38 PM
naay uban gi pangwartahan lang mao nay giingon na falling in love na lang. ahehehehehe

Kini hinuon, mahitabo ni dili lang between married and single. Daghang single and single nga kwarta ang tujo sa usa.

#83614

General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration

March 11, 2010, 05:37:19 AM

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 10, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
mao nay giingon nga igo man gani nang danggit nga nagtakilid kana pa ba kahang babaye nga naghayang. kung masayop ug tuslok aw di mabalaka kay anha man pud sa lubot taroy.

Nah, makakanta diay tag ahat ani:

Kon mahalubot, wala koy labot.
Kon mahab*lat, daghang salamat.

#83615

LGU Philippines / Re: Will you vote for Oscar Glovasa as Congressman?

March 11, 2010, 05:33:37 AM

Quote from: willmerit on March 11, 2010, 02:20:26 AM
bitaw, hinaut unta nga pilion sa mga botante ang angayan jud.

Kanang angayan mahimong alagad sa katawhan--unja angayan pa jud moalsa og baso...

#83616

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati

March 10, 2010, 09:26:08 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 10, 2010, 09:12:36 PM
mao lagi gi lu-om lu-om man maayo awhagon ug pa register aning TB kay dunay forum na Ipagawas ang injong gibati.

Parehas ba aning imong avatar, nga way puas ang pagpagawas sa nagpuot nga hangin (unja gipaalibwag pa jud...)

#83617

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 10, 2010, 09:23:28 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 10, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
bisag gahi na kaayo iyang gibati, lisod ning mga lalaki sagad gahi.

Gahi pasabton.

Bitaw, dili sama sa mga baje nga humok og bilatian, este, balatian...

#83618

Travel and Tours / Re: What tourist attraction should Bohol introduce and develop next?

March 10, 2010, 09:19:57 PM

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 09, 2010, 10:40:49 PM
Dili to libat Raqz. Bungi to nga unggoy.

Bungi nga unggoy? Unsay kahay pangalan? Bunggoy, or Unggi? Bwahaha.

Congenital ba to nga pagkabungia? Or nabungi sa sinumbagay, sama sa unggoy nga gamay sa balak nato sa (unggoy nga) gamay pa ta:

May unggoy kong gamay
Gisugo nakog kamunggay.
Bantog rang nadugay,
Nakakitag sumbagay.

#83619

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati

March 10, 2010, 09:10:01 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 10, 2010, 09:04:33 PM
kinsa may nangutot diri oi lagot kaayo baho-a oi murag usang buwan wa ka libang, dugay kaayo ma wa mu stambay mag dugay sa atong ilong.

Bwahaha. Wa to makapagawas dajon sa ijang gibati, Bay Vhinz!

#83620

General Topic / Re: Deadline for Submission of Thesis? heÂ³

March 10, 2010, 09:07:45 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
tyahahaha ayaw lagi palabi read sa book coz its in ur blood line na daw !

Sorry, Blue wa dajon ko ka-getz sa imong allusion. Wa man gud naho basaha kadto nga item sa imong bibliography kay sa title and author pa lang daan, naglimbawot na man ang sabot ko gid! Pero nabasa na naho, thanks to your alert. Pero, ngyaks! Naa pay nanganaykanay nga katugnaw nga nagbagol sa ahong vertebrae from reading it... Nangdamay man ka, bwahaha.

#83621

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

March 10, 2010, 08:53:58 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 08:07:24 AM
akoa nalang na ha kung unsa nga barbecue..hahahah

Imo ra pud kon unsa ang sawsawan?

#83622

General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby

March 10, 2010, 08:50:42 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:37:30 PM
bizan crushmates jud na ija ipa ibot oh ajehehe

hasta la vista Meister Hoboi ky mibagting na ang bayaw mag-iliw - TC

Bwahaha, madat-ogan man pud ta anang crushmates. Sige, Freifrau Blau, hangtod sa unod, este, sunod...

#83623

Weird and Extreme / Re: Bizzare

March 10, 2010, 08:47:20 PM

Quote from: hofelina on March 10, 2010, 08:02:16 PM

www.ohmyweird.com
One can see that its growin from the top of his left ass cheek. If it were really a tail, as in a random vestigial feature, it would have grown as a continuation of his tail bone (coccyx) instead of a long fleshy gross thing.

So what do you think?

Ngeks! Kangil-ad aning ikoga. Ahong gusto kanang morag sa jawa nga naay sima².

#83624

General Topic / Re: Deadline for Submission of Thesis? heÂ³

March 10, 2010, 08:44:44 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:33:02 PM
both makapatikig ug makawa sa tikig -either of two types of cells (erythrocytes and leukocytes)

both blood corpuscle -tua na ! milagfot akong thezis duh

He he, title sa sine bahin nimo, Blue: Caeruleacyte and her Companion Corpuscles.

#83625

General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?

March 10, 2010, 08:37:37 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 08:12:01 AM
uso na karon ang magkaon sa ipaagi sa ilong...hahahah

Kon ang kaonon ipaagi sa ilong imbis sa baba, ang ipagawas imbis ipaagi sa lubot, asa man?

#83626

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati

March 10, 2010, 08:32:03 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 08:03:01 AM
hahahah...chocolate flavor ako lollipop hap!!!hweheheheh

Naa ko ani...

#83627

General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby

March 10, 2010, 08:30:33 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:05:07 PM
mobalik ka or ikaw motodlo namo? pag chure woi Meister Hoboi-always rely sa book lagi heeÂ³

Aw mosugot pud ko patudloon. Pakamoton, pwede gihapon, he he.

Bitaw, nindot ang buhay estudyante... lessons, classmates, and all...

#83628

General Topic / Re: Things that kill your love life

March 10, 2010, 08:26:08 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:19:49 PM
Allzeit bereit-jaja like urz?

Aw, di lang ta mangandak...

#83629

Weird and Extreme / Re: Bizzare

March 10, 2010, 08:23:10 PM

Quote from: hofelina on March 10, 2010, 07:56:17 PM
Bitaw no porya saway, makalilisang kini, unsa kon ikaw doy torokan ug ikog? Mosikat jud ka!

Aw, di na jud ko magpurol! Kon taas, ahong iwitik-witik samtang maglakaw!

#83630

General Topic / Re: Deadline for Submission of Thesis? heÂ³

March 10, 2010, 08:21:05 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
tyahahaha ayaw lagi palabi read sa book coz its in ur blood line na daw !

Unsay naa sa blood, Blue? Ang makapatikig?

#83631

General Topic / Re: Things that kill your love life

March 10, 2010, 08:16:38 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 07:57:20 PM
nyahaha mine? always intact -(girls scout) toinks

Bwahaha. Semper paratus!

#83632

General Topic / Re: Deadline for Submission of Thesis? heÂ³

March 10, 2010, 08:05:28 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 08:00:18 PM
tiaw MC here en da jud?

and how about U Meister von Hoboi, it only takes half a second to turn U on?-just klick heeÂ³

He he, no comment... Oops, nitikig nuon ahong liog...

#83633

General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby

March 10, 2010, 08:00:18 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 07:46:49 PM
ask ra ko pod sa mga richie-rich ani (if derz any) i think so

ug ako pa daghan jud kog project mahimo , kaso zaon man tighigda rakos pobreng lantay wheheÂ³

Bitaw, Blue, pagtukod og scholarship program para sa poor but deserving TB members like yours truly, para mobalik-eskwela ko...

#83634

Weird and Extreme / Re: Bizzare

March 10, 2010, 07:53:50 PM

He he he, nindot bitaw tan-awon. Maajo untag motubo pud sa pikas para angay!

#83635

General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration

March 10, 2010, 07:52:23 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 07:49:21 PM
mag pray ko Meister Hoboi nga dli ka takboyan ana..simbako..na ..na zaon na lang nyahahaÂ²

Aw, kon naay maajong mopilpil diha, mangajo kog panabang...

#83636

General Topic / Re: Five Reasons Men Leave Women They Love

March 10, 2010, 07:48:58 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 07:59:46 AM
hahahaha...mura ka ug trying hard ana...hahahah

Bahalag trying lang, basta hard jamo, bwahaha.

#83637

Weird and Extreme / Re: Bizzare

March 10, 2010, 07:44:40 PM

Hala, kanindot sa sungay!

#83638

General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby

March 10, 2010, 07:32:47 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 05:51:32 PM
hallo Kagufah sa lantay,

What can you do if you have plenty wad of money?
(1) Spread them out on the floor and jump on them like a pile of leaves?
(2) Spread them out on the bed and sleep together with them like a bedcover?
(3) Use them as winnowing fan? OR
(4) Distribute it to the poor like Robin Hood did?

good Day â,¬vâ,¬rYoNâ,¬ ^â—‹^

Kaluoy ni Inday Blue, naproblema unsaon nija ang ijang kinaban nga euros...

Wa jud koy ikatambag nimo, Blue, kay wa koy kasinatian bahin ani. Mangutana tas uban natong kaberks....

#83639

Question and Answer / Re: Kinsay walhon (left-handed) diri sa Tubag Bohol?

March 10, 2010, 07:29:22 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 11:41:03 AM
tuo ko..hahhahaha

Tinuod? Hmm, di ko tuo...

#83640

Question and Answer / Re: Kinsay walhon (left-handed) diri sa Tubag Bohol?

March 10, 2010, 07:28:29 PM

Quote from: lionshearth on March 10, 2010, 01:58:54 PM
Dunay parti nga lugar sa China, dili sila gusto sa mga "Walhon" unsa kaha belief nila ani?

Unsaon man nila ang mga walhon, Bay Lion, sagpaon og tuo?

Bitaw, mangutana tang Bay Bugsay...

#83641

General Topic / Re: Deadline for Submission of Thesis? heÂ³

March 10, 2010, 07:22:35 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 05:40:33 PM
â™¥Don't run through life so fast
that you forget not only where you have been
but also where you are going. Life is not a race,
but a journey to be savored each step of the way.â™¥~N.S.

That's why you don't have to hurry
With your thesis
Or is it an exegesis
Take ten years take twenty
Savor every chapter
With MC here and MC there

I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on

Bwahaha.

#83642

General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration

March 10, 2010, 07:05:51 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 06:08:57 PM
woi kaingon nako MC-magic coitus-whopshala sayop ! heeÂ³ ^â—‹^

Oi, speaking bad words! Takboyan man pud tag medomalacuphobia.

#83643

General Topic / Re: Things that kill your love life

March 10, 2010, 06:40:43 PM

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 10, 2010, 05:28:21 PM
aherms another chapter sa thezis , mozamot ko ani abotan 10yrs. dli pa kapazar ajehehe

Hi, Blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
when it rains it pours,
so how is yours...

#83644

Love Talk / Re: Common Lies Told By Women

March 10, 2010, 05:14:26 PM

Bantay mo diris TB, kay naay pipila nga nagpa singgol².

#83645

General Topic / Re: Things that kill your love life

March 10, 2010, 05:09:30 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 08:05:33 AM
ahem..ahem..ahem...well..dli man q love counselor..guidance counselor..hahahahha

Aha! Just what I need, kay permi masaag ning ahong hunahuna, dili motunong sa saktong bangag. Can you guide it?

#83646

Love Talk / Re: Are You Lonely?

March 10, 2010, 04:57:20 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 08:30:39 AM
lonely sad ko...hahahhha

Daghan na ta!

#83647

General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration

March 10, 2010, 04:49:15 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 07:55:16 AM
well...naa man gud nay expiration ang tanan...ang tawo mangita man gud na ug laeng putae..laen man sad perme lang litson...puol...heheheh

Mao ba? Kana diayng old maid, expired goods na diay? Unsay sakto sa baje, "Best before 30"?

#83648

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 10, 2010, 04:40:45 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 10, 2010, 04:22:10 PM
laysho ko....
snail ako.....
ewwwww.........yummy.......

Kuhol nga mikubol
ningpilit sa kigol...

#83649

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 10, 2010, 04:20:17 PM

Pwede pud hila²!

#83650

Love Talk / Re: 5 Signs You're Headed Toward a Breakup

March 10, 2010, 04:18:30 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 09:14:36 AM
cge para mawarningan ta ba...heheh

Mas lami nang way warning², Ms. Bluer...

#83651

Love Talk / Re: TAMBAGI SI INDAY MISTY SA IYANG GUGMA KARON

March 10, 2010, 04:15:59 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 04:10:38 PM
nah!!!mao na dha ron...murag dugay-dugay pajud na mahitabo kay mangita pa ko ug mga pandol..heheh

Di ra na hibaw-an... Oops, bantay! Morag hapit ka matakilpo!

#83652

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 10, 2010, 04:13:20 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 07:58:16 AM
hahahah....naa ra na sa pagtiming bai...if di katiming...sa libaong jud diretso;..hahahhaha...but if puro walhon u tiil..yaw nalang..hahahahah

Samot kon kuradang ang gisajaw!

#83653

Love Talk / Re: TAMBAGI SI INDAY MISTY SA IYANG GUGMA KARON

March 10, 2010, 04:09:39 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 11:38:00 AM
aw...mao ba???naunsa...late na d i kaau ko...heheehhe

Late? Di oi, pwede ikaw maoy mosunod nga magminjo...

#83654

Love Talk / Re: TAMBAGI SI INDAY MISTY SA IYANG GUGMA KARON

March 10, 2010, 04:08:14 PM

Quote from: bugsay on March 10, 2010, 11:35:29 AM
igbluer, naminyo na ni si Misty ug sa iyang uyab....ug sa way duhaduha, dako na kaayo iyang boho karon kay gisigihan nag walwag.

Bwahaha, mora man pud nag nag-ukay sa gibuyok nga tiktik! Bitaw, wa na ra ba tawon kalugar og abli sa ijang computer para molili diris TB...

#83655

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 10, 2010, 04:04:28 PM

Dili kahulat sa dulog?

#83656

LGU Philippines / Re: Will you vote for Oscar Glovasa as Congressman?

March 09, 2010, 10:15:33 PM

Quote from: willmerit on March 09, 2010, 10:03:14 PM
lig on ang lawas ba di ba kasagaran palahubog masakit man (am not wishing nga may sakit siya).

Naay uban nga lig-on jud tinuod og atay. Naa puy uban nga himsog tan-awon, unja mokalit lag kalami...

#83657

Travel and Tours / Re: What tourist attraction should Bohol introduce and develop next?

March 09, 2010, 10:09:49 PM

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 09, 2010, 10:00:57 PM
karemember ka adtong unggoy giingon ni Kodi dapit ila Janjan nga perting daghana kay uwagon ba tong unggoy nga libat ba to heheheh.Ahong duda kining mga onggoy sa amoa gikan ni sa Onggoy nga libat gikan sa mainland dapit ila janjan sa loon.Nanglangoy dagway ni sila kay wa man ni sa una.karon kono kay manungkab na ug balay unya mamugno ug makakita nga ikaw ra nag inusara.

Bwahaha, dagsa na, rapist pa! Mga onggoyng libat ug mautganon! Patay, angay jud magbantay ang baje nga nag-inusara kay kini ra ba sila, hiwi ang tinan-awan pero tul-id ang paluyo nga tirada!

#83658

Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Stay Young

March 09, 2010, 10:01:15 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 09:29:29 PM
pati ang pagkimbot kimbot sa atong lobot, or kanang gitawag nila ball room dancing maka pa bata pod daw na sija.

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 09:51:25 PM
Bata pa lagi ang isip pero kolobot na diay ang mukha he he he ...

Bwahaha, kimbot sa lobot de kolobot!

#83659

Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Stay Young

March 09, 2010, 09:58:34 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 09:28:19 PM
bantog ning mga ma who-young kay dugay ma tiguwang, stay young jud diay ang sikrito. aheheheheh

Ma Who Young? Bwahaha. Abi nahog Insik o Koreano!

#83660

LGU Philippines / Re: Will you vote for Oscar Glovasa as Congressman?

March 09, 2010, 09:55:35 PM

Quote from: willmerit on March 09, 2010, 09:25:17 PM
mao jud. abi nako ug niundang na na. naa siguro nay anting anting nganong lig on pa man.

Di na baja unsang lig-ona. Naglikay na lang sa eskandalo kay politiko na man.

#83661

Travel and Tours / Re: What tourist attraction should Bohol introduce and develop next?

March 09, 2010, 09:52:17 PM

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 09, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
Sunod napud i develop ang Pangangan island as tourist attraction hehhehe. Daghan napud kono ug wild onggoy sa amoa naa sa katunggan. Mao ni nakabutang sa site sa calape na shock ko kay naa na diay diving site didto.
Coming to Calape offers a lot of travel and tour possibilities but there is one thing you should never miss; having a feel of one of the numerous breathtaking dive sites in the Philippines. One should never miss out on the chance of seeing the wonderful and colorful life in marine waters. Pangangan Island in Calape has a great variety of dive sites - from amazing coral to sandy muck dives, to wall diving.
mao ni ang link

http://calape-bohol.gov.ph/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=121&Itemid=165&limit=1&limitstart=0

He he he, wa kahay wild monkey nga nagkandidato, Raqz?

#83662

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 09, 2010, 09:44:33 PM

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 09:25:44 PM
Ug maminyo ka dili baya ka sigurado nga virgin ang babaye kay naa may virgin nga dili modugo, na gisi ang hymen kay sigi ug sakay beseklita o naa pod uban tungod sa sport.Unya ug maayo mo fake ang babaye cgi ug syagit araaay sa inyong first night kay para motoo ka nga virgin sija.Pero sa iyang huna huna gakatawa..Bisan unsa ka expert ang laki dili gyud na siya makahibalo nga virgin ang babaye labi ug si baji maayo sab mag enartista.Ang virginity dili sab na sukdanan nga ang inyong asawa dili mangita ug lain.para nako virginity is not important to me ang importante nga mahal ko niya,bootan ang kinaiya,i can trust her bisan ug may karanasan na siya..Unya compatible mi..etc..

Bitaw, Bay Gwaps, kon virgin, dawaton sa way kusmod, pero dili required. It requires no special ability at all nga ikaw maoy nakauna. And the best of women--and there certainly are only a few of them--mag-anam og kalami samtang sila nagpaundayon sa dis-og sa panahon...

#83663

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 09, 2010, 09:33:51 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 09:23:33 PM
nanamungi na ang tabil sa ngabil nga misiwil bay hubs,

Ay! Misiwil sama sa dila sa bongkawil
Sinaw ang likod pero ang ubos way agil!

#83664

LGU Philippines / Re: Will you vote for Oscar Glovasa as Congressman?

March 09, 2010, 09:23:08 PM

Quote from: willmerit on March 09, 2010, 09:04:28 PM
good point pod ha! bitaw, basta maghisgot ug oca glovasa mao jud na unang musantop sa akong hunahuna nga palahubog kay mao na gisulti sa akong tatay nako sauna. kita pa ka "first impression lasts, hehehhhehe"

Ang nakanindot ani kay, after 20 years or so, your first impression is still applicable, bwahaha!

#83665

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 09, 2010, 09:20:37 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 09:14:33 PM
six before five dili pwede
pero sex before marriage dihado ang babaje aning butanga, kay bisag dili makigminjo or bisag bulabugon sa laki ang ilang relasyon aron makigbuwag ang babaje sa ijaha, sa part sa lalaki dakong experyensa ug yamado sija kay na kuha nija si inday,pero sa babaje na bu-ak na ang tabil sa sugilanon sa ijang pagka berhen. agoy noy.

Ah, libat na ang tabil sa bi_ _ _...

#83666

Jokes and Humor / Re: Viagra - Under Doctors Orders

March 09, 2010, 09:17:05 PM

Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 01:54:56 AM
Two great "dirty" jokes, bwahahaha!!!

He he, lahi jud ning understanding nga pari, kay i-underscore ang debatable adjective. Hinuon, lahi pud and kulongo nga layman, like myself, who would write

Two great dirty "jokes", bwahahaha!!!

#83667

Jokes and Humor / Re: Viagra - Under Doctors Orders

March 09, 2010, 09:09:34 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:10:03 PM
da lagi tua ra> nice green jokes,walay yellow orange dara?

He he. Naa koy blue jokes, Day Kerst...

#83668

LGU Philippines / Re: Will you vote for Oscar Glovasa as Congressman?

March 09, 2010, 09:02:51 PM

Quote from: willmerit on March 09, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
aw mao ba wa pa diay na muundang ug inom?

Wa, oi. Winner gud ni sija, unja gusto pa jud modaog isip congressman. And as the saying goes, "A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins!" Bwahaha!

#83669

Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Stay Young

March 09, 2010, 08:59:37 PM

Quote from: mansky on March 09, 2010, 08:49:26 PM
Keep counting on the number of years that passed by won't help a bit in curbing the number of lines which start showing on your face. Laugh the day away and each day we endure should always be as special as your bday. Thinking too much would only accumulate residue of the unpleasant experience and tends to create shadow in any one's eyes. Smile always, there no such thing as overdosing smile.

Right. Smiles produce only wrinkles, but as Mark Twain said, "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

Thanks, Bay Mansky, and welcome to Tubag Bohol!

- Tubag Bohol smile, meant to make one young forever

#83670

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 09, 2010, 08:54:37 PM

Well, maybe not all-out sex, but you should know that your bride is female, at least. Or is feminine enough for your taste. Sama aning estoryaha:

from www.nypost.com

Marriage annulled after man discovered bride was bearded

AN Arab ambassador has annulled his marriage after discovering his veiled wife-to-be had a beard and was cross-eyed.

The diplomat had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab.

Local media reported that after the marriage contract was signed, the man tried to give his new wife a smooch only to find she had facial hair.

The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates that he was tricked into the marriage, as the woman's mother had shown his own mum pictures of her sister instead of her, the report said.

He demanded the contract be annulled and also called for the woman pay to him 500,000 dirhams (Â£87,000) for clothes, jewellery and other gifts he had bought her.

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.

The report did not identify the ambassador nor give any further details.

Aw, hinuon, kon dili na jud mauli, bahalag libat basta naay b*lat!

#83671

Talk of the Town / Re: Sec. Yap told to quit Cabinet, House bid and face plunder rap

March 09, 2010, 08:39:50 PM

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 08:38:52 PM
diay usa?

Quote from: nat-cast on March 09, 2010, 10:57:47 AM
enough to win

Ikaw diay ang gisangonan ni King Arthur sa tahas to cast the winning vote, Bay Bugs, in case nga mahilantan sija sa adlaw sa eleksyon!

#83672

Bohol Directory / Re: My Tagbilaran City

March 09, 2010, 08:36:15 PM

Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
Si Hubs diay tong tig pang hasi ug "caffein" maong di mangatug mga tawo didto. O basin kadtong other stuff... kadtong semi- bawal (sigon sa madakpan). Hasta celfon kung imong tawgon kay naay voicemail nga moingon, "The number you dial is under surveillance!!!" Bwahahaha!!! (Joke)

He he, ang aho kay kadtong stuff nga makapatagolilong! Kon tawgon sa celfon, ang tubag sa voicemail kay, "The number you dial is out of town!"

#83673

Bohol Directory / Re: My Tagbilaran City

March 09, 2010, 08:33:35 PM

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 06:22:23 AM

yeah right! because you wont allow the city to sleep when you're around! hmmm!

Actually, I allow it, but it won't! Bwahaha. Kay malingaw sa kabuang!

#83674

General Topic / Re: Things that kill your love life

March 09, 2010, 08:29:53 PM

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 08:19:00 PM
Love counsellor cguro ni c Igbluer..Ug sa Tagalog pa mura ug c Dear Kuya Eddie...

Basin. In the same way nga daghang psychiatrist nga boang, daghan pud nga love counsellor nga.... (Please fill in the blank.)

#83675

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 09, 2010, 08:26:17 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
sa imong pag-agi agi, wala ko nimo hibantayi
Naa ra ko sa daplin nag sigeÂ´g pahipi permi
pero opps.. ayaw ako yataki
kay sa akong kabaho, ikaw dili mo ataki

TA-Ey.

Mabantayan ka, Bay Vhinz, oi, kay imo mang gipangwilik ang imong e-at, as in your avatar!

#83676

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 08:23:31 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 09, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
OT Bay kay magpamasahe ko kay sakit ahong likod ug dumuko. Kapoy kaajo. Karon ra pud ganing ko kahigajon ug lili dire.

Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2010, 08:19:51 PM
sakit ang pangijuran?

Sakit tingali ang pangijuran ni Bay Tigs kay sa wa pa sija molili diri, basig nagkumbabit nga nanglili samtang nag-therapy against prostate cancer, bwahaha.

#83677

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

March 09, 2010, 08:19:22 PM

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 01:29:17 PM
ahhh...barbecue...hehhehe..

Duda ko anang "hehhehe", da. Barbekyung unsa?

#83678

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 08:16:45 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 09, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
OT Bay kay magpamasahe ko kay sakit ahong likod ug dumuko. Kapoy kaajo. Karon ra pud ganing ko kahigajon ug lili dire.

Sakit dumuko? Dili man kaha sakit kumijod?

#83679

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol men sexxeually abusing and killing children under 15 years old.

March 09, 2010, 08:12:09 PM

Hahay bitaw, bag-ong username, pero mao lang gihapon ang tirada, mao lang gihapong mga sajopa sa panitik ug batadila...

#83680

Love Talk / Re: sex before marriage or marriage before sex??

March 09, 2010, 07:41:46 PM

Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
sa akong bahin, bisag asa ana ang mauna, basta kay naay sex...

Bwahaha. The master speaketh...

#83681

Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day

March 09, 2010, 07:37:36 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:53:28 PM
naa baya ko ana iya gigumitan doh

Naa baya ko anang naggunit...

#83682

Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In

March 09, 2010, 07:34:47 PM

Mao ni

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 07:11:36 PM
O as in OMGulay !

kliks Ninja na kow

yeah im out na naman

magbantay sila sa'nyo mga PAKLIT [partner sa kakulitan]

Om... di ba mao ni sacred syllable sa meditation? Say it--om-om.... Ah and oh! O my gulay, I can vegetate my life away!...

#83683

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 09, 2010, 07:28:39 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 07:01:01 PM
ikaw na ba yan?
as in is that you?

- sweet smile

#83684

Love Talk / Re: 5 Signs You're Headed Toward a Breakup

March 09, 2010, 07:25:45 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:00:35 PM
segi pag post anhi sa mga signales ana bi para makapangandam ta ba,hem

Oh, just let yourself flow--the Tao, you know...

#83685

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:23:27 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
malingaw jd ko diri sa TB oi....
makalimot jd ko sa akong kakapoy sa trabaho..........
weeehhhhhh...
love TB....
bahalag wa ko kaila sa mga tawo diri...........
unlike sa facebook.......

Day Farimz, a friend is not a name nor a face,
But one who is there at a certain time and place...

Take care! We'll still be here when you drop by next time!

#83686

Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel

March 09, 2010, 07:18:48 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
naa diay anghel dani? asa man diay cha,basin nag lupad lupad pa to?

kamo duha kita na anghel? ahihihi

Di ko seguro, pero kita na ko angel hair...

#83687

Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel

March 09, 2010, 07:15:19 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
binolde ako sinuwatan oi, hem

Bitaw diay no? Ajeje...

#83688

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:13:16 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 09, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha. Nakalimot ko dah, prostate man diay to, nagdali man gud ko ug type kay therapy na naho sa prostate.

Bwahaha. Oi, abi kay nagdali og iskerda si Day Farimz? What a coincidence!

#83689

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:11:08 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 07:03:43 PM
paalam.....akoy tatagulilong na talaga.........
sa sunod na pod mga higala.........
mag-ingat sila sa inyo..........

Sandali, Day Farimz! Tumuragsoy ka muna bago ka tumagolilong!

#83690

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:09:48 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 09, 2010, 06:54:26 PM
dalaga noon.
dalag na ngayon.

mo sali ako sa injong kumot at ako ay nilalamig na ang tuhod, pinapa-init ko man ang aking isang salitang ugat, pero sa dila ko na lamang ito pinapangarap at tinutupad.

Ang salitang ugat ay ipasarap mo sa dalagang tupad mo, para kumotin ito at maging mataas ang ilang pagtamod sa inyo...

#83691

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:02:12 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 09, 2010, 06:54:39 PM
Nyahahahaha. Dili ko organists Miga Kerts. I play organs for therapeutic purposes sa colon cancer.

Colon cancer na diay ron, Bay Tigs? Di ba prostate cancer man to kaniadto? Bwahaha.

#83692

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 07:00:31 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:50:55 PM
whihihi kapag nalilibogan ka, komotin mo rin ang kalagayan mo- whi yiks

Oi, hwag na hwag mong hahamunin si Bay Tigs--master sya dyan!

#83693

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 09, 2010, 06:57:32 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 06:53:06 PM
asa??

Or, clearer still, KINSA?

#83694

Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In

March 09, 2010, 06:56:31 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:39:02 PM
hala ayaw na signit doh kay maka iktin siya

carp as in carpkapa ug hakpa> yiks

Maka iktin? Human sa "ik", "o" na pud?

#83695

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: salig ayaw laum

March 09, 2010, 06:50:49 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 06:20:21 PM
lagi.....mao nga ako nag agi agi.....
weeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
basin naa diri akong destiny...........
hehehehehehe...........

Your destiny is NOW. HERE.

#83696

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 06:47:53 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 06:46:05 PM
kukumutin namin yang kalagayan mo............
hanggang sa makita mo...
langit na pinapangandoy mo...........

Kung ganon ay hahabulin kita ng hait na hinagiban hanggang sa dulo ng langit, sa pasasalamat na inugay mo ang langit-langit nga itlog ko...

#83697

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 06:46:03 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:43:02 PM
so hindi mo na ablihan , papasok ka nalang? ahihihi>funny..!

what if> when tomorrow never comes? mag halhal ka sa kakahintay sa dalaga ngayon? yiks

Well, if tomorrow never comes, then I'll come today, all by myself, bwahaha!

#83698

General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration

March 09, 2010, 06:44:03 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:13:16 PM
bisan unsaon pag [restore] kay dili na gyod mobalik sa orig. hem ?

mahimong morag porma og orig. but the fact is> copycat lang japon na yeyeye

Pangilad na lang gud. Naa may wa kailag orig pero tig-ag bunal, bwahaha.

#83699

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

Quote from: farimz on March 09, 2010, 06:35:48 PM
oonga.....(ang baka o kalabaw) ako ay nagbabalik.....
what do you want,..what you really..really want....magkakaroon na lang tayo ng clase dito sa TB? (online class??)
hmmmmmmmm

What do I want? Well, giniginaw ako, gusto ko lang kumot-kumotin nga konti ang kalagayan ko...

#83700

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

March 09, 2010, 06:37:40 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:34:46 PM
ahihihi simpol lang yan Parekoy
meron [noon] at [ngayon] so, mayroon din [bukas] sa pag diwalwal ng dila

Aw, kung bukas, madaling makapasok ang nagadiwalwal na dila, bwahaha.

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