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"The smaller the mind, the greater the conceit." --Aesop

Quote from: grazie7y on May 12, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Out of nothing at all.

All things must pass.

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 03, 2010, 12:46:05 AM
naa man jud tawo ingon ani...dawaton na lang kay mingaw pod ang kalibutan og wa ni sila. 

Bitaw pud. Lisod kon dili dawaton kay basin maaburido unja mogawas na hinuon ang pagka-pyscho...

(Sorry nabanhaw ni nga post. Napukaw man gud ang nahikatulog kong panumdoman...)

Quote from: chicogon on May 12, 2010, 08:48:15 AM

Bwahaha! The emoticons seem to be saying: It's nice to read about medical findings that don't concern me at all...

Australian physicist spots dictionary error
Tue May 11, 6:19 am ET

SYDNEY (AFP) â€" An Australian physicist has uncovered an error in dictionary definitions that has likely stood uncorrected for a century.

University of Queensland academic Stephen Hughes found that entries for the word 'siphon' incorrectly said atmospheric pressure is the force that allows the device to move liquids from one place to another.

"It is gravity that moves the fluid in a siphon, with the water in the longer downward arm pulling the water up the shorter arm," he said.

"An extensive check of online and offline dictionaries did not reveal a single dictionary that correctly referred to gravity being the operative force in a siphon," he added.

Hughes, whose fields of study include astronomy, meteors, planets and the moon, said he first found the error in the Oxford English Dictionary last year.

He said a spokeswoman for the Oxford English Dictionary had told him he was the first person to question the definition of siphon, which dated from 1911 and had been written by editors who were not scientists.

But she said that his views would be taken into account as they updated the entire reference book which, according to the dictionary's website, is now up to the letter R.

"I thought, 'oh good, just in time', because S is next," Hughes said.

A siphon is a tube -- often u- or v-shaped -- that is used to move liquids from one container to another. It is commonly used to drain fish tanks or petrol tanks.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 11, 2010, 10:26:25 AM
Hubs, naay article nalimot ko dis-a to basta naay link ang Neanderthal sa homo sapiens!!! kay kuno they are effing daw!!! aw shalan ba to oi! basta nakabasa ko bag-o pa jud!

Nindot tingali to basahon. Na-intriga ko ani nga subject. Especially after noticing some strong resembrance, he he.

Congrats to the winners!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 12, 2010, 04:59:08 AM
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

Bwahaha! Basin si Inday gipatutoy pud sa iyang Sir.

Peace to all losers and to all their supporters, especially our good friends here in TB:

For a solitary animal egoism is a virtue that tends to preserve and improve the species: in any kind of community it becomes a destructive vice. --Erwin Schrodinger

“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” --Oscar Wilde

Bwahaha! Brute reason and reasoning of a brute. Same difference.

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 11, 2010, 12:29:32 PM
Dear, I want to cry... i thought Filipinos are now intelligent voters....

Voters back home (and a few outside the country, too) have done their part, wisely or otherwise, and all they have to do now is take up where they left off...

Quote from: windgate on May 11, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
ang anay kaluoy.  ikaw bay jerjeron nga bag-ong panganak, dili kaha ka mabughat

ang kanding nga buntis namatay kay gui pulipulihan man ug jerjer sa duha ka tawo

ag iring wa man tali to jerjera kay masakiton man.  naluoy laman ang tag ija maong gipakaslan.

Wa tingali to kahibawo ang pig-rapist nga bag-o diay tawon nga nanganak ang anay. Tsk, tsk, tsk. He should have raised his own pig para way argabyado.

Here's an old news clipping from www.pet-abuse.com:

Sexually assaulting potbellied pig
West Monroe, LA (US)

Incident Date: Monday, Aug 30, 2004
County: Ouachita

Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night. Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.

Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.

When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.

Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.

"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."

Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.

"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.

However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.

The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared. Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest.

A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison. Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 11, 2010, 03:09:14 AM
In my personal view, it is useless and a waste of energy to wonder and ponder about the 'what ifs' in life. Because those what ifs will always remain just that--what ifs. Hypothetical situations that could have been, but never/ failed to manifest. It is torture for oneself to spend excess time on those, and can only be to detrimental effect for the individual.

A perfectly reasonable view indeed. But I can't help thinking that if our forebears refused to wonder about the "what ifs" of life, could we have reached the level of human development and sophistication that we enjoy today? Would we have religion, science, philosophy, art--or freedom? What do artists do best but dream? As Arthur Rimbaud extravagantly wrote: "Our ship towering in the motionless fog turns towards the port of poverty, the enormous city with a sky that’s flecked with fire and mud. Ah! The rotting rags; the bread soaked with rain, the drunkenness, the thousand loves that have crucified me!... Sometimes I see limitless beaches in the sky covered by white nations full of joy. A great golden vessel, above me, waves its multicoloured flags in the morning breeze...."

Dreamers may be ineffectual and unhappy and frustrated all their lives, but the energy that dreamers waste on "what ifs" provide sweetness and light to everyone, including those who, dictated by their astute calculations, wish to purge themselves of any trace of human frailty.

I confess to being lazy, to wasting a lot of time on "what ifs". I confess, too, that my flights of fancy never brought me fame or fortune, that if on a few occasions they ever stood me in good stead those were instances of no shining moment. Yet I insist on dreaming my life away. (In this regard, can it be that perhaps the Neanderthals became extinct because they didn't entertain the "what ifs" of life and instead concerned themselves only with the "here and now"?) 

Truly, my faith in reason is quite shaky.  But as George Bernard Shaw waggishly observed, "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

Pinoy in UAE on trial for taking photos of woman in toilet
05/08/2010 | 02:39 PM

After being snitched on by his own mobile phone, a Filipino legal accountant in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) was haled to a Dubai court for allegedly taking photos of a Filipino woman using the toilet.

The 29-year-old Filipino faced the Court of First Instance for the incident that took place last February 4, UAE news site Khaleej Times had reported.

During the trial, the 28-year-old Filipino woman told prosecutors the incident happened at 8 a.m., while she was preparing to go to work.

She said she entered the bathroom and was careful because her sister warned her the day before about having found a mobile phone hidden in a skirt hanging on the toilet’s door.

At the time, her sister did not pay much attention to that, thinking that some woman may have forgotten her mobile phone in the toilet.

But as the complainant entered the bathroom, she noticed a rug hung on the door of the toilet. She saw a hole in the rug so she suspected that there could be a camera in there.

When she checked the rug, she saw an iPhone attached on its back with pins and covered with some clothes.

She said she found a 31-minute video stored in the phone (which was still taking video clips) and shut it off.

Closer scrutiny of the contents of the phone revealed photos of the defendant.

The woman informed her sister about the incident and they reported it to their workplace administration. They were advised to call the police and hand over the mobile phone to them.

When asked, the accused admitted that he used to hide his phone in the toilet with the video mode on to click pictures of women. â€" LBG, GMANews.TV

Bwahaha! Sorry nga nayabag ni nga post. I tried to post the news item as per original thread title above, pero kalit man nawagtang ang connection. I tried to repost. Wa lang gihapon. It turned out that two threads were started, but only the titles were carried. So when the connection suddenly returned I modified one with the correct news item and then, well, for this one, to avoid the crime of multiple posting, I added another news item. Unfortunatley I could no longer change the title of the thread. My apologies.

Naunsa man ning TB connection karon. Nagpasug-o man. I mean, ningsamot man. Naapektohan ba kaha sa resulta sa eleksyon...

Three Indonesian Muslim workers forced to eat pork in Taiwan
05/10/2010 | 04:19 PM

TAIPEI, Taiwan - Three Muslims from Indonesia were "distraught and afraid" after their boss at a suburban Taipei factory forced them to eat pork over a seven-month period or face punishment, a Taiwan rights group said Monday.

Taipei prosecutors on April 26 indicted Chang Wen-lin, the owner of Shin Hua Hang Fashion Co. Ltd., for forcing the three women to consume pork during their September 2008 to April 2009 employment.

In their indictment the prosecutors said Chang believed that the meat "would give the women more stamina for work" and threatened to take money out of their salaries if they didn't eat it.

Islam forbids its adherents from consuming pork because it regards pigs as unclean.

Susan Chen of the Taiwan International Workers Association said her organization cared for the three women for three to four months beginning in April 2009 after they filed a complaint with Taipei county authorities and were removed from the factory by labor rights officials.

"They were distraught and afraid when they came to our shelter, partly because they thought they might be sent home," Chen said. "They still showed a lot of fear when they met their employer again for the first time after their rescue during a meeting to discuss employment disputes."

Chang did not immediately respond to an Associated Press request for comment.
Chen identified the women as Tarsinah, Suswati and Wasilah. She said they are now working at new jobs in Taiwan and do not want to comment on the case because they fear it could endanger their employment.

Chen said Chang originally hired the women as caregivers, but that they were ordered to work from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. in Chang's factory after they arrived in Taiwan. She said they were paid an average salary of New Taiwan dollars 1,370 ($42) per month â€" far less than the NT$17,000 minimum wage.

Taiwan now employs about 350,000 foreign laborers, many from Indonesia, the Philippines and Vietnam. Most work as caregivers or as factory and construction laborers.

The US State Department said in its 2009 Human Rights Report that abuse of foreign workers remains a serious problem in Taiwan.

It said the workers are often reluctant to report employer abuse because they fear it could endanger their employment and compromise their efforts to pay back broker employment fees, which can amount to as much as $10,000. - AP

Pinoy in UAE on trial for taking photos of woman in toilet
05/08/2010 | 02:39 PM

After being snitched on by his own mobile phone, a Filipino legal accountant in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) was haled to a Dubai court for allegedly taking photos of a Filipino woman using the toilet.

The 29-year-old Filipino faced the Court of First Instance for the incident that took place last February 4, UAE news site Khaleej Times had reported.

During the trial, the 28-year-old Filipino woman told prosecutors the incident happened at 8 a.m., while she was preparing to go to work.

She said she entered the bathroom and was careful because her sister warned her the day before about having found a mobile phone hidden in a skirt hanging on the toilet’s door.

At the time, her sister did not pay much attention to that, thinking that some woman may have forgotten her mobile phone in the toilet.

But as the complainant entered the bathroom, she noticed a rug hung on the door of the toilet. She saw a hole in the rug so she suspected that there could be a camera in there.

When she checked the rug, she saw an iPhone attached on its back with pins and covered with some clothes.

She said she found a 31-minute video stored in the phone (which was still taking video clips) and shut it off.

Closer scrutiny of the contents of the phone revealed photos of the defendant.

The woman informed her sister about the incident and they reported it to their workplace administration. They were advised to call the police and hand over the mobile phone to them.

When asked, the accused admitted that he used to hide his phone in the toilet with the video mode on to click pictures of women. â€" LBG, GMANews.TV

Pinoy in UAE on trial for taking photos of woman in toilet
05/08/2010 | 02:39 PM

After being snitched on by his own mobile phone, a Filipino legal accountant in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) was haled to a Dubai court for allegedly taking photos of a Filipino woman using the toilet.

The 29-year-old Filipino faced the Court of First Instance for the incident that took place last February 4, UAE news site Khaleej Times had reported.

During the trial, the 28-year-old Filipino woman told prosecutors the incident happened at 8 a.m., while she was preparing to go to work.

She said she entered the bathroom and was careful because her sister warned her the day before about having found a mobile phone hidden in a skirt hanging on the toilet’s door.

At the time, her sister did not pay much attention to that, thinking that some woman may have forgotten her mobile phone in the toilet.

But as the complainant entered the bathroom, she noticed a rug hung on the door of the toilet. She saw a hole in the rug so she suspected that there could be a camera in there.

When she checked the rug, she saw an iPhone attached on its back with pins and covered with some clothes.

She said she found a 31-minute video stored in the phone (which was still taking video clips) and shut it off.

Closer scrutiny of the contents of the phone revealed photos of the defendant.

The woman informed her sister about the incident and they reported it to their workplace administration. They were advised to call the police and hand over the mobile phone to them.

When asked, the accused admitted that he used to hide his phone in the toilet with the video mode on to click pictures of women. â€" LBG, GMANews.TV

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 11, 2010, 01:39:22 AM
today is such a beautiful day!

Day, gahi na sab ang baligya mong chicharon...

Quote from: benelynne on May 10, 2010, 10:24:01 PM
Pila naman diay ka Bay Hubs? As though you'd ever choose to answer!

He he, I'm scheduled to be in Cebu and Bohol late this year, so kita nya ta puhon. By then you'll have settled in, so perhaps ikaw nay angay mosugyot kon asa ta mag-estambay...

Quote from: benelynne on May 10, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
Knowing Bay Hubs, and his repertoire of repartees, he has apparently no choice but to be profound this time because everyone is jumping on this simple morning pep talk like they are being asked to react on a philosophical treatise.

Bitaw Bay, I am just amazed by your range of verbal persona--from binugoy to professorial. Still, I'm sure you exercise a choice to be which one for the occasion.

He he, sugat-sugat lang ning ato, Bay Ben. Kon asa lang gud ta malingaw...

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2010, 11:07:38 PM
true.  that's why any candidate must not let his guard down.  those at the tail-end of surveys may work harder and reap the rewards.  what's more, voters can be unpredictable too. 

the latest i learned as of tonight is that everyone is on his own, parties be damned.  if it were a street fight, it's now a free-for-all.  this isn't going to be an election we can be proud of.

Congrats na lang daan sa ilhon nga mananaog:

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2010, 02:18:45 PM
type tingali sa tag-iya sa dila ang sinabado nga ginamos ug russian caviar.

Basin gimingaw sa asawa...

He he, nakatilaw hinuon og Chinese vinegar...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, 'You feel me first.' The snake starts feeling the rabbit and says, 'Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet...'

The rabbit says, 'I know! I'm a rabbit! Yehey!' Then the rabbit feels the snake.

He says, 'Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue...'

The snake says, 'Oh no, I'm a lawyer!'

napilde
naparot
gibuntog
gilampornas
gilubong
wa manimaho

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" the wife screamed.

"I'm going to Vegas with you... I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"

Quote from: windgate on May 10, 2010, 12:57:54 PM
Bf: Taksil ka! Bakit lasang sperm yung vagina mo e hindi pa kita pinapasok? Magpaliwanag ka!
Gf: Gago! Ikaw ang magpaliwanag kung bakit mo alam ang lasa ng sperm!!! ....      

Bwahaha! Patay si Ondoy!

Atong segundahan:

Anak: Dad! Nakasuway na jud kog sex!
Amahan: Kanay bata, liwat sa amahan. Dali, mag-inom ta. Pwede na gani kas sex, pwede na pud kas inom.
Anak: Sunod na lang, Dad, kay hapdos pa akong lubot!

Bwahaha!

Pwede pud for teeth whitening.

Pwede pud maoy imnon kon mahudtan og gin...

Nag-image search kog Neanderthal man nga dili bangason, para maklaro ang nawong. I found this:





Nadugay nakong tan-aw, I was reminded of a particular Hollywood actor shown below:





Di ba naay similarity?


Then I found the following drawing comparing the craniums of the Neanderthal man and the modern man. Tan-awa ang rendering sa Neanderthal man! Dead ringer!

Quote from: RMB on May 10, 2010, 01:08:06 PM
Sa Maribojoc- 250 ang gahatag ni Evasco ug 420 kang Veloso..

Abi nako ug dili mohatag si evasco ug kwarta kay saunang election iya man dakpon daw ang nanghatag... hinggawas na ang tinoud nga color ni evasco....

Unsa man ni, ninghatag una ang usa ka kandidato unja gipalabwan sa kontra?

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 10, 2010, 12:05:00 PM
just received a txt advisory saying "PLS REMOVE THE STAPLE WIRES ON YOUR BILLS WHEN PAYING TO THE CASHIER AT ANY ESTABLISHMENT" *_*... hahaha

Bwahaha! Very timely joke!

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 10, 2010, 12:11:34 PM
just received a txt advisory saying "PLS REMOVE THE STAPLE WIRES ON YOUR BILLS WHEN PAYING TO THE CASHIER AT ANY ESTABLISHMENT" *_*... hahaha

Bwahaha. Kompleto man jud sa pahimangno!

Bitaw diay. Basin 100 ka 50-peso bills...

Quote from: islander on May 10, 2010, 11:10:45 AM
and in one's revery, whilst sitting it out, one could utter as if in prayer:

                 forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
                           
                                                  -publius virgilius maro

And when times get rough and friends just can't be found, Ms. Isle, like a bridge over troubled water lay you down and do a latinate Shakespeare:

When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And hiss out: "Populus me sibilat!"

Bwahaha! Sa Binisaya pa, "Bilatsyang ina!"

Quote from: alycxs on May 10, 2010, 10:29:44 AM
hahahah ! faetzzz.....  asa ka'g shitto..hahahaha !

Interestingly, both Pee Cola and Shitto are products of Ghana!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 10, 2010, 09:57:59 AM
Sa Tagalog pa: " Patandang Paurong"..hope not. Just keep the laughter alive no matter what LOL!

He he, mao jud. Matod pang Oscar Wilde: "Life is too important to be taken seriously."

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 10, 2010, 09:55:54 AM
Girls lang, among Nanay mao toy Ladies!!!!

He he, attagirl!

Quote from: fdaray on May 10, 2010, 06:28:38 AM
Latest picture from Boto Patrollers in Bohol

Dili kaha ni black propa, Sir FD? Tihik ra pud...

Quote from: Chongki on May 08, 2010, 11:26:20 PM
mas barato dire sa amo bai kay naay usa ka incumbent konsehal nanghatag og php10.00 gui sod sa posporo.

Basin gihanigan og pipila ka joint ang matchbox, Bay Chongks...

Quote from: alycxs on May 10, 2010, 06:47:40 AM
shush ! you're not old, just really wise.  Old sounds so negative.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 10, 2010, 08:13:59 AM
Forgive me but I disagree. Well, generally women hate talking about age, however, wisdom comes with age due to accumulated experiences, getting old is not just the number of years you live by, but, how you spent those years. It is not how long, but it is measured by prints you left behind that cannot be replaced by time.

Thanks, ladies. (Or should I rather say, girls?)

I am told that one may be silly in youth but should be solemn in age. Yet one could be a humorless adolescent, or a silly old fool. I regret being humorless when I was young; I hope I won't become silly when I'm old.

Quote from: alycxs on May 10, 2010, 07:37:02 AM

Kon kini ang ipares, LBM ang resulta:

Quote from: alycxs on May 10, 2010, 07:37:02 AM

Ang deadly combination, kon kining Pee Cola paresan ini:





Bwahaha!

Gihapon ang kinabuhi tulukibon, bisan pa man sa dis-og sa tawhanong kaalam.

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2010, 10:48:07 PM
naa kahay taga-loay nga maka-picture pod sa ilang nadawat?  apil na ra ba kuno goons didto, at this very time fielded na kuno, mao nga fielded pod ang military didto.  worse kuno sa loay sa tanang lungsod.  kuno ra pod ning ako kay wa man ko didto.  unsa kaha ni katinood?

Sorry, di ba Loay is some Podunk of a town? Unsa may giilogan diha?

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 10, 2010, 12:53:18 AM
daku oi P300 ang isa ka naka-stapled sample ballot hehehe

Aw, he he, pwede na i-save na lang, iapil sa imong collection, with proper captions. (Maajo untag crisp bills kay lisod ning maapil og collect ang bad smell of overused paper currency...)

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 09, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
You are really very smart "hubag", full of wisdom. I like the way your mind goes.

Thanks. Ms. Wolf. But I'm not really smart. I'm just rather old.

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 09, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
akong gi-ingnan akong banana but dli daw cya musugot hahahaha unya sure ko daghan mu-react hahaha

He he, bitaw pud. Anyway, more or less the same amount ba sa kang Bay Chongki? Or medjo kusog-kusog ang bunok?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 09, 2010, 07:10:58 PM
Sometimes, our deciions are painful, sometimes they were wrong at the start and turn out right in the end, sometimes we thought they were right and were yielding negative results in the end, sometimes in the process it will hurt or make people happy. The only thing that really matters is to stand brave in facing the consequences of our decisions and the willingness to repair the damages if there are any.

Yes, life is just too full of variables that there's no way of knowing where our decisions lead us, or what unintended consequences they engender. The mind can fairly easily surmount personal debacles, but the wounded heart will be marked for life. 

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 09, 2010, 07:14:25 PM
naa pud sa amoa ing-ana pud og porma hehehe...

Kuhai pud og picture, Anne, unja i-share diri sa TB...

Mahuman na ang voting in another 24 hours, pero malagmit ang ngawngaw molungtad pa og labing menos usa pa ka buwan...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 07, 2010, 09:38:13 AM
taho

balita

sulti

paabot (ang stress naa sa uwahi nga syllable) sakto ba? MUra ba sa giingon nga gipaabot sa imonga bana nga dili ka kinahanglan masubo kay sija naa sa maajong kahimtang. 

mensahe
pahibalo
tugon
pahimangno
pasidaan

Quote from: fdaray on May 05, 2010, 05:34:30 PM


Angayan ni sila magpares.

Makagunit pa kaha ning tawhana sa ijang pikoy kon mangihi...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2010, 07:14:41 AM
You are the wings beneath my elok ha ha ha

Ang tubag kay,

You are the wind beneath my kegol ha ha ha

Quote from: Chongki on May 09, 2010, 05:32:11 PM
dire sa amoa ginagmay raw intawn

He he, unsa may mapalit nato anang taligsika, Bay Chongks? Di man ta mahubog anang kalakiha...

"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" asked the suspicious wife.

"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."

He he, mao diay ni ang nahitabo...

Kaluoy! Nakakita kahag multo si Yao Ming?

Maajo ra pud diay nga wala koy kwarta kay bisan unsaon og scam-scam dili jud mailad kay wala may ikahatag...

Per voter kintahay ning 5,000 pesos? Dili lalim ning kwartaha kon maohon... 

www.masalatime.com

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 09, 2010, 02:28:59 AM
Mao gyud, my father always tell my brothers (5 of them)...

Maskin pa masakpan nga gapatong og laing baye, limod gyud ayaw gyud angkon.

Limod jud bitaw. Maajo gani kay in a man's life panagsa ra jamo ni mahitabo--nga masakpan, that is...

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 09, 2010, 11:54:34 AM
ug kalooy sa kahoyng acacia kay wa jud insurance magamay...human nag-erect pila ka mga tuig, wa jud maka-resurrect.

Quote from: alycxs on May 09, 2010, 12:29:16 PM
ma resurrect mana Glace....pagbantay diba naa nya'y bag-ong lamisa ug mga linkoranan, murag patio furniture ba...bao lang kaha sa city hall ba or basin mga brand new wood benches sa gua.

Ang mga gamot lukaton sad kay lami mani siya butangan ug vanda...hmmmmmm....naay mo volunteer ug susi ani ?

He he, matod pa daw ni Bay Glace kay gamiton kuno ang pinutol nga acacia para himoong lungon. Kon maohon, adunay gamayng kalambigitan ang acacia pag-abot sa panahon sa resurrection...

Maajo ning usa ray mata kay epektibo jud ang eye-tongue coordination...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 09, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Sounds good. But we have to remember that decisions are not discrete: they are connected to everthing else in our life, to who were are, to our sense of self-worth. Moods certainly make a difference, but moods should be subject to one's principles, and not vice versa. You cannot choose to be in a good mood while a murder is being committed and decide to just let the murderer have his way, just because you woke up to a decision to be in a good mood. Unless, of course, you're an utterly despicable human being... 

I agree with you, most decisions people made (or just speaking for myself) were all circumstantial. Generally , we based our decisions on the circumstances at that time of the decision making.

And it's because circumstances are shifting and unpredictable that training and principles come into play. Sometimes, conscious deliberate choice is not an option. It can happen that one is not given the luxury of agonizing over a decision.

Tinolang manok with young papaya ug tunay na sampalok. Aslom jamo, pero lamiiiiiii.

Quote from: Chongki on May 09, 2010, 11:02:17 AM
happy mother's day to all mommies here.!

Tanan jud! Hot, hotter, hottest!

Quote from: windgate on May 09, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
kagilok gyud siguro nang kanding oi

Gilok jud tingali. Mangutana ta aning mga tawhana:

Foreign Workers Rape Mother Goat To Death
ALL Animals Malaysia  2006-08-05 09:00

GERIK: A pregnant mother goat was raped to death in her pen by two foreign workers. Its owner later claimed RM400 in compensation from the workers.

The incident occurred on a rubber plantation near a village in Gerik.

The goat's owner, Zhang Xunde, 50, said he had gone to check on his goats at 6pm on the day the incident took place. He noticed that the door to the goat pens was open, and he suspected that thieves might have snuck in to steal his goats.

He said that the two foreign workers inside noticed his arrival. One of them fled the area. The other, who was too slow to make his escape, hid himself in a corner of the pen.

After a while, the worker that had been hiding could not stand the stench of the pen and walked out. He was discovered by the owner, and when questioned by Zhang, said that he had been curious to see if there was any difference between Malaysian goats and the goats of his country.

However, when inspecting his goats, Zhang noticed that a pregnant goat was lying on the ground gasping out its last breaths. It died shortly after, and he immediately apprehended the worker for further interrogation.

Then a worker from the neighbouring plantation came up to tell him that the people there had caught a foreign worker that had been spotted running while trying to pull on his pants. They then proceeded to uncover the truth about what had happened.

The death of the pregnant goat was a huge loss for Zhang. After discussing the matter, the foreign workers involved agreed to pay Zhang RM400 as compensation for his loss.

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Welcome, Inday (or Ondoy, as the case may be) Rogamz! Maajong pag-abot dinhi sa atong pajag...

Karon adlaw sa kalipay kay adlaw kini sa mga inahan... Happy Mother's Day!

Quote from: windgate on May 09, 2010, 09:04:47 AM


...and men are the loneliest.  kaluoy. gibijaan ras uma.

Kaluoy bitaw. Pero ngano kahang gibijaan sija ni Mrs. Santa? Dayag ba ang hinungdan?

Handa na pud ang ubang alipores nga makulban og kaldero... 

Mao ba? Aw, second generation na tingali ning mga tinderaha. OK pud nga na-maintain ang tradisyon sa pagkamaabiabihon...

Nadugay nakong tan-aw ani nga picture, nagduda na hinuon ko nga basin nanggiaway ning duha, nagtinuokay hangtod natiwasan sa lava flow...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 08, 2010, 03:46:50 AM
ngano mangutana man kas ilang edad guapo! hadlok ka ug under age? hahahaha! 

Bwahaha! Dili mahadlok, pero at least makapangandam unja makaplano og sakto kon unsaon!

Quote from: alycxs on May 09, 2010, 02:07:07 AM
surrender nako hubs kay naka visual ko diri..wish i can un-see things in my mind. Ahak ! jara gyud..!

Bwahaha, sorry. Kanta na lang kaha ta...

"Love comes from the most unexpected places
In someone's eyes you've never met
Who wants to get to know you
In someone's smile you can't forget ..."

Quote from: alycxs on May 09, 2010, 02:02:01 AM
you would think kilatan ning mga tawhana ni. naluoy man sad ko sa kanding oi.

Who knows? Maybe the man was gentle...

"Whack me, Mama! Whack me hard!" --retarded kid

Bitaw, joke³.

Happy Mother's Day to all mothers... 

Quote from: alycxs on May 09, 2010, 01:51:01 AM
Bilib sad ko ...wala nahadlok ug masungagan sa kanding kay ni dasmag man gyud !

Wala siya na-ulaw, ang babaye iyang gi hilabtan mas balbon pa kaysa niya ? 

Bwahaha! Ngano gud tawong masungagan nga luyo man ang iyang giatake! The she-goat didn't quite know what hit her!

As for balbon, aw, mao tingali iyang fetish, he he...

Oi, buhi pa diay gihapon ang Happy Mart?

Quote from: alycxs on May 09, 2010, 01:40:43 AM

hahahah ! Pabor ko ani...ug ngano man gyud hilabtan ang mananap...hahahahah ! di naka dowry nuon...

Torpe jud tingali ning tawhana kay nganong siya ra ang nasakpan! Bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 09, 2010, 01:21:45 AM
hehehe...mao na diha. and from this doctor-mayor's stand point, logic is nothing; killing is everything.

Killing is everything kay beautification ang objective...

Hmm, duda ko nga Wallace Stevens fan ni siya (albeit in a sick way). In his poem "Sunday Morning", Stevens writes:

"Death is the mother of beauty; hence from her,
Alone, shall come fulfilment to our dreams
And our desires. Although she strews the leaves
Of sure obliteration on our paths,
The path sick sorrow took, the many paths
Where triumph rang its brassy phrase, or love
Whispered a little out of tenderness,
She makes the willow shiver in the sun
For maidens who were wont to sit and gaze
Upon the grass, relinquished to their feet."

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 09, 2010, 01:02:57 AM
Let me guess, seguro bright ka og Philos no... maayo kaayo imong analogy.

He he, my favorite subject exactly, before I dropped out--for an even more fascinating subject!

Seriously, Ms. Wolf, yes, it's a pity that basic intellectual disciplines such as logic and ethics are lost on some professionals, including those who have taken the Hippocratic Oath. Can it be that, perhaps, some people are driven to politics due to their sense of guilt or inadequacy in relation to their erstwhile professions? That their basic ineptness decrees their bungling their efforts to uphold their "legacy" in the process?  

“What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well." --The Little Prince

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 09, 2010, 12:22:23 AM
basin in DOCTOR's term, ang PRUNING is CUTTING the whole tree..

If PRUNING is CUTTING, then it doesn't quite require a great leap of logic to arrive at KILLING is BEAUTIFYING...  

Quote from: hofelina on May 08, 2010, 11:59:04 PM
Survey results simply give you statistics, but in choosing a good candidate this does not matter.

Correct. But for their own selfish reasons, some people (or groups) wait for survey results in order to declare their support for the winning candidates. Sad but true. (Just as it is sad but true that if they are proved to have indeed voted for the winners, they will have their just rewards...)

Quote from: alycxs on May 08, 2010, 09:50:03 AM
giluod man ko gabasa ani oi...hahahah !

abi nako ug weirdo nako nga ug makita ug figurine nga baktin, as long as kanang cute nga baktin ako jud paliton... ( naa jud ko figurine sa bohol nga baktin ga jerjer wahahahah !  ) ...same goes for bears. Hasta akong jump drive nga back up sa akong wedding pics and videos bear kaayo..hahah! 

Bwahaha, wa kay kabalak-an kay normal ra ka jamo, Ms. Als.

He he, what else is new...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 06, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
He was a natural motivator..

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!'

'You can't be a positive person all of the time.  How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today.  You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood

I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it.  I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life.  I choose the positive side of life.

'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.

'Yes, it is,' he said.  'Life is all about choices.  When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice.  You choose how you react to situations.  You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.  The bottom line:  It's your choice how you live your life.'

Sounds good. But we have to remember that decisions are not discrete: they are connected to everthing else in our life, to who were are, to our sense of self-worth. Moods certainly make a difference, but moods should be subject to one's principles, and not vice versa. You cannot choose to be in a good mood while a murder is being committed and decide to just let the murderer have his way, just because you woke up to a decision to be in a good mood. Unless, of course, you're an utterly despicable human being... 

The positive side of life is not, I'm afraid, a matter of choosing the best mood to be in. The positive side of live is, I believe, living up to your principles, wherever these principles lead you, and in whatever mood they bring you there. Mood is simply the costume you wear to the carnival of life. Other people might mistake the costume for the person, but you ought to know better. And they should, too.

Quote from: AsPo on May 08, 2010, 11:03:23 PM
hahahaha
baki jod ang sample ba.

Quote from: Chongki on May 08, 2010, 11:05:26 PM

Bwahaha! Hi, Asp ug Chongks! Parehas man gud tang tanan nga fond of froggies...

Can the "humane" rules applied to boxing be somehow also applied to dogfights to assure "canine" rights? Moral philosophers and morality advocates should perhaps look into this.

We would think that the idea of one-eyed beings is only in mythology. Pero naay freaks in nature, such that some beings usa ray mata! They exhibit extreme singularity of purpose, which sometimes is geared towards self-aggrandizement! 

One example:


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Quote from: ms da binsi on May 08, 2010, 10:27:33 PM

Hubs, sa akog pangagpas nag kamulo pa ni, tagad naabtan sa lave flow kay hugot pas gigakot ni ilang gakos!

He he, hugot ilang gakos, pero lajo na jamo ang ilang mga pangijoran! Nag-ibot na jud tingali!

(But then again, basin naabtan sa NGEK position, bwahaha!)

Quote from: Chongki on May 08, 2010, 09:40:43 PM
we're happy kay kulatado na ang inyong gibo and money v. 

Quote from: kalamay de bohol on May 08, 2010, 09:42:49 PM
i todo mu na ang imung hapiness kay basin last na nah...

Quote from: Chongki on May 08, 2010, 10:40:31 PM
i todo pod imung sadness kay nangiwit si gibo ..... whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bwahaha! This is what I love about democracy and elections...

Oops, sorry, nasaag ra ko. Serious man diay jamo ni nga thread.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 08, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
naghawiranay jud na sila ug todo kay pwerte man jud ka TABIKONG! kay ang eruption baja kay maanod baja ta sa sulog. so kani silang duha nag sabut na jud ni sila sa ilang posisyon before mamatay.

..or wa kaha na mangayo ug BIKO si Inday? unja naabtan sa volcanic ashes???

Quote from: Happy on May 08, 2010, 09:29:43 PM
naghoneymoon guro na sila oi, nya na suffocate kay nakalimtan pawong ang gasul.

Human na ang "one for the road" ani. Naghuwat na lang ni sila nga moabot ang lava flow...