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Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on August 26, 2010, 02:08:07 AM
Sa among lugar sa Calceta St. akong mga amigo WAK WAK na kuno! Gabii ra kunoy igawas

He he, unsa kahay gibalbal adto nila...

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 23, 2010, 03:21:38 PM
Kining okra Bay Hubs lami ni kilawon diretso inig kahuman ug ipo. Pero kasagaran aning luto kanang iakip sa law-oy unja kana pung himoong atsal mura ug sa udlot sa kamote.

Kon law-oy nga naay okra unya naa puy alugbate, pilit-pilit jud ang sabaw...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on August 24, 2010, 11:10:30 AM
Tunok sa tujom sakit kaajo pero ang ginamos ana lami gyud!

Gyud, very gyud! Tungod sa panabang sa tujom, dugay mahuman ang tuslo-tuslo sa ginamos! 

Quote from: chicogon on August 22, 2010, 11:23:12 PM
Aw naa diay poy torotot morag tambutso? LoL 

He he, torotot nga mahalon... 

Quote from: statesville on August 25, 2010, 10:53:43 AM
Sometimes it's a bed of roses pero usahay rocky road...dili pirme  smooth..

Usahay rocky road, pero kasagaran vanilla lang...

Quote from: magbalantay on August 23, 2010, 04:00:27 AM
   Agree ko ana. Marriage may not be a bed of roses, pro ang importante, couples can still sleep even if their beds are not made of roses.

Di na kinahanglan nga roses. Pwede antuwanga. Samot nga pwede kon katyubong... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 25, 2010, 07:13:28 PM
Korekekek, we only live once but if we live it right,once is enough..! so always grab the opportunity ayaw pag antuz..! 

Basta naay hantakan, hala, antog! 

Quote from: Scarb on August 24, 2010, 01:50:34 AM
Mao nay mutant unya hybrid pa jud nga clone-uminto ang efekto ana ^_^

Ang sunod ana Batmann with his flying saucer  (in palakä form of korz) ,flight attendant si Wannabe

He he, kinsa man pud ang tigtugpo... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 25, 2010, 04:10:40 PM
maau tali na sya sa profession nga Gynecolkog nup?

Bwahaha! Otherwise known as Gynecolitog? 

Quote from: Scarb on August 25, 2010, 05:12:18 PM
Gimme one moment in time  

When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams are a heart beat away
And the answers are all up to me

Then in that one moment of time
I will feel eternity  

Unsa kaha nga one moment ang buot ipasabot aning kantaha... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 26, 2010, 12:05:17 AM
pwede kaayo mokilaw ug walay suka-suka.

Labi na kon ang kilawon dili mahurot bisan kapila pa kilawa...

Quote from: Scarb on August 25, 2010, 05:22:35 AM
Ikaw nag ingon ha nga makabout ang sakyan, apan wla sya moingon nga sya magbout..Zaman na abir? 

Aw, basta gani bahin sa sakay-sakay, naa ra man na sa sabot ba... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 25, 2010, 05:18:56 AM
Lit-ag kadto para sa Tokmo sa amoa unya Lugot kon sa manok.

Unya gahong ang para sa baboy ihalas? 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on August 22, 2010, 07:30:52 PM
Mura man sad nig Mission Impossible!

He he, nagginhawa pa ba kaha intawon ang pobreng Ondoy... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on August 22, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
That's cute...Thank you Hubs..

Welcome back, Ms. Wolf. Battery full na jud ka ron... 

Unsaon pa man pag ngek ngok ni Ondoy ani! 

Dugay na man kaayo ang mga Bol-anon nga laagan. Pero naa man puy taga laing dapit nga ni-settle sa atoa unya ang ilang kaliwat nahimo nang Bol-anon tinuod.

Quote from: chicogon on August 22, 2010, 01:30:51 PM
Toro-tot pod, kanang hait og tingog 

Kanang adto moagi sa lubot? 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 06:13:58 PM
..bwahahaha..

--------mao ni nawong ni bai Tigs sa kahikurat.

He he, parehas adtong iyang giingon nga kon brokenhearted, manguyab kuno dayon og lain. Bad kaayong ideyaha, di ba? 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 06:07:53 PM

uyyy...pwed eman nimo ibutyag....kay ang gihangyo nga ilista man tanan nga rason.....3 ra man ang akoa..

Mao ra diay nang 3 ang imong ikabutyag, Bay Bugs? Pero OK na kaayo... 

Wa koy balay sa Cebu pero naa hinuon koy kapuy-an didto.

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
oppsss...kinsa na sa'y imong gipasabot.....si Bai Tigs?

Kana maoy numero uno nga bad influence. Naay pipila pa diha... 

Cebu? Hmm. To visit the scene of the crime? 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 05:59:30 PM
pero dili na mauy akong ganahan nga moadto'g Cebu......naa man gud akong balay didto

Mao ni ang official reason. Naa pay uban nga dili na angay hisgotan pa... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 05:52:05 PM
sa tataw nga pagkasulti...way hanaw ug dako'ng inosenti? ....agree.

Ug tungod lagi kay masaligon ug mapatalinghogon, dali rang tuldoan sa mga kulirez nga sungayan, mao nga usahay masaypan na hinuon nga maoy kulisaw... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 22, 2010, 02:38:35 PM
Mao nay hilig ni Bay hubs kanang mga sex innuendos..

He he, unsaon nga sa kasamtangan nga kahimtang kutob ra man tawon sa innuendos...

Ilaga nga 2 ft. long? Lami tingali ni aslon...

Santisima! Early riser jud kon naa ani tungod sa kakatow! 

Quote from: islander on August 22, 2010, 12:34:09 PM
lamia sa ngalan nila uy.  two monkeys!  i like it, i like these two, hahaha!  never had a proper name been given to two creations that fit it the most.  their ages?  dotrekakin.  mga virgin pa intawong dagko.  may puruhan pa gani nga wa pa matuli.  

Pisot tuod pero ambot kon virgin pa ba... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
anggid sab bitaw ni nako kay medyo insik sab gamay ang mata.....may pagka pikot...sama ani-----

He he, sama ani tingali: 

Klaro jud diri nga wa tay hanaw kabahin sa mga tanghaga sa kinabuhi...

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 04:56:35 PM
...ang lagay?

He he, magbitaybitay jud basta lazy Sunday kay tibuok adlaw tua ra man ko sa atop mag-sunbathing ug magpahangin...

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 05:09:35 PM
kagwang!!!!....dako na diay ka'ng daan ug tiyan bai Hubs...sa gamay pa ka?
muot ra pod ni tan-awon....lahi gyud ning gamay ra tag kalipay ba.
pwede akong himuong avatar...

Bwahaha! Sigi lang kon dakog tiyan, kay dako man pud og...
mata! Angayan ra!

Amgid ra baya ta. Pero mas gwatsinanggo kag kinataw-an! 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 09, 2009, 10:04:49 AM
DO NOT BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW.

We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.

Sakto diay ning akong gibuhat nga mobalibad kon hatagan og trabahoon... 

Quote from: islander on August 22, 2010, 12:34:09 PM
lamia sa ngalan nila uy.  two monkeys!  i like it, i like these two, hahaha!  never had a proper name been given to two creations that fit it the most.  their ages?  dotrekakin.  mga virgin pa intawong dagko.  may puruhan pa gani nga wa pa matuli.  

Hahahaha! Haskang tiki-a!

Among hulagway sa bag-o pa ming natawo, este, naunggoy:





Si Baby Bugsay kanang gapiyong...

Quote from: chicogon on August 22, 2010, 11:20:23 AM
Hahahaha... hasta nag aso-aso nga ilong ma exercise!!! 

He he, mora diayg toro...

He he, kini pud kay nagdalag, "Come here..." 

Quote from: islander on August 22, 2010, 11:39:02 AM
sige lang.  bearable for them.  tungod sa karapata nakakat-on silag kinatsila.

Basin konyo ray nahibaw-an. (Unya kay Iningles man ang accent, kow-nyow ...) 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 03, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
it looks they're about to claim that Pandora is also Made In China...hahaha

He he, dili diay?

Bitaw, wa bayay menor-menor ang pag-uswag sa China...

Quote from: Chongki on August 22, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
wala pako kasulay ana bai

Aw, wa na diay coffee-coffee... 

Quote from: chicogon on August 22, 2010, 11:06:15 AM
Timan-i naa na say maglagot ani ron kay nag mention ang news of British nationals bwahehehe... 

Oops, mao ba? Wa ra ba jud nako tuyoa. Sorry kon maohon. Hinuon, maayo pud tingali para ma-exercise ang heart... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 22, 2010, 11:00:40 AM
The women usually let the economically better-off foreigners into their lives and their homes, not knowing that the men would later pounce on their young daughters or sons.

Sickos. 

By Margaux Ortiz
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 22:45:00 07/07/2008


MANILA, Philippines -- Woo the mother and abuse the child.

This is the new modus operandi of pedophiles who have been targeting Southeast Asia, including the Philippines, as their area of operation, the Bureau of Immigration (BI) has warned.

“The child molesters usually meet the mothers, sometimes even the grandmothers, of possible victims online and make them their girlfriends,” BI Commissioner Marcelino Libanan told the Philippine Daily Inquirer on Monday.

The women usually let the economically better-off foreigners into their lives and their homes, not knowing that the men would later pounce on their young daughters or sons.

Libanan said that the British government earlier this year asked the bureau for assistance in apprehending pedophiles possibly hiding in the country.

“The United Kingdom alone has 30,000 recorded convicted pedophiles,” the BI chief said.

Five suspected pedophiles, all British nationals, were the focus of the bureau's intensive manhunt last May, Libanan said.

Libanan identified the Britons as Kriss McCord, Barry Raymond Edwards, Robert Donaghy, Desmond Graham Kelly and Paul Francis Gadd.

“All five suspects are wanted here and abroad for sexually abusing and molesting children,” he said in a statement.

Libanan also asked the public to help the bureau locate the fugitives. He said informants could call the bureau’s 24-hour hotline at tel. no. 524-37-69 (for Metro Manila) and toll-free 1-800-100-ALIENS or 2542 67 (outside Metro Manila).

“I have already issued the mission orders for their arrest,” Libanan said, adding that the foreigners were all believed to be hiding in the provinces.

The BI chief also welcomed earlier reports of a possible extradition treaty being forged between the Philippines and Great Britain. He said the pact would boost efforts in hunting down and apprehending the pedophiles.

BI records showed that the bureau already arrested and deported five suspected foreign pedophiles since late 2007

Two of the sex offenders, Frederick Dipasquale and Reynaldo Estillore, are US nationals wanted for molesting children in their home country.

Masaichi Suzuki, a Japanese national, was also apprehended by BI operatives for operating a nightclub in Ermita, Manila, where young Filipino girls employed as guest relations officers were allegedly forced into prostitution.

Another Japanese suspected pedophile, Yukitoshi Matsushita, was deported last January after serving his sentence for raping an eight-month-old girl in Parañaque City more than six years ago.

The bureau also deported Rudolf Keikut, a suspected German pedophile, for sexually molesting his adopted daughter.

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 13, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
9. Boring is bad.
The problem with this so-called rule, says Bartlein, is when couples confuse a calm, predictable union with a bad one. A drama-filled relationship may feel exciting, but in the long run it’s not likely to be healthy. Isn’t it better, she says, to “boringly” know where your spouse is every night than to be “excited” by constant ups and downs? “Better to have a safe, relaxed, ‘boring’ life together in the everyday. You can always inject excitement with vacations and activities.”

Lisod pud bitaw kon sigi lang full of drama and action kay madugay wa na hinuoy lami bisan unsa ka-exciting... 

Quote from: buenavista on June 26, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Right after the civil ceremony Wednesday, the 50-year-old man began rowing with his bride and tried to cut her hair with a kitchen knife, police said.

Rowing? Then trying to cut the bride's hair with a kitchen knife? Sounds like a badly written script... 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on July 02, 2009, 02:38:34 PM
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

Too late...  

Pero kon dili magminyo, mag-unsa man pud? Sigi lang tang dukdok sa TB ani... 

Bitaw. Dugay nang nakalimot na amahan ug inahan pero ang anak nga nakasaksi hasolon hangtod sa iyang ikamatay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 22, 2010, 10:31:14 AM
3.Some persons employ food as a substitute for sex/love. This type of behavior affects especially women. Those experiencing this should practice their self-esteem and discover their resources, virtues and skills.

Tinuod kaha ni?

"We eat for living, not live for eating". Indeed, we need food to ensure our daily survival, health and functioning. But there are, this is what psychologists say, at least other six reasons that make us get fatter and fatter. Fortunately, knowing and admitting them helps us in turning them ineffective.

1.Individuals that eat for pleasure. These are the so-called real gourmands. Their sense must be stimulated by various flavors and scents of the different foods. These individuals do not have to change food habits. Their attitude regarding food is the right one. If they grow fat, they should give up fats and carbohydrates and eat more fruits and green vegetables.

2.There are people who eat as a remedy against boredom. This is the most difficult type to fight with. They must make a change in their way of thinking and recognize that boredom is not such a terrible thing, but something that determines the brain to rest.

3.Some persons employ food as a substitute for sex/love. This type of behavior affects especially women. Those experiencing this should practice their self-esteem and discover their resources, virtues and skills.

4.One category is made up of those using food as reward. These persons must think of other things as well. They need tasks that could offer them entertainment on a short term: an aromatic bath, a phone conversation with a friend, watching a movie, reading and so on.

5.There are people eating as a remedy against the stress. For this category it is also essential to look for alternative activities with a similar function, like yoga or the physical closeness to his/her partner.

6.Some individuals eat as a remedy against frustration. For these people it could be utile to remember moments in which we eliminate the frustration through massages or a sport competition and to encourage and repeat these experiences.

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Quote from: kan-ogong on August 12, 2010, 10:43:33 PM
WASHINGTON (AFP) â€" The bigger a person's waistline, the more likely they are to die of any cause, regardless of whether they are overweight or not, a study published Monday says.

He he, naa bitaw uban nga dako ang nawong ug tiyan pero ang bukton ug bitiis morag lawiswis kawayan.

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 08:12:45 PM
snack jud,di man ko moangay ug e snacks,apil gud rice.

Makatambok kon apilan og rice, Mist... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 09:00:50 AM
got to go....no more lazy Sunday...kay naas bossing...

Break pud ko kadiyot. Piyong-piyong una samtang gabitay... 

Quote from: Chongki on August 22, 2010, 08:58:24 AM
coffee ko dear

Coffee maoy ipares sa chongki stick? 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
...di man...akong pasabot nga kanang manggitik ba..

Aw, gitik-gitik ra diay sa serpente nga nagbantay... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:58:56 AM
....angay ni sila birahan ug " enter from the rear" sa mga mayores...

...kansang mga bunal parehas kadak-a sa bunal sa kabayo. 

Dia ra, ay... Way lingaw...

Lazy Sunday na pud.  Laay. Duyan-duyan lang...

Quote from: Vistabel on June 27, 2010, 03:42:07 PM
i prefer coffee coz it has lesser stain than tea, and they said that the tea bag has certain amount of marrijuana  mixed on it...

Quote from: bugsay on June 27, 2010, 06:59:47 PM
tea lang, dear....

Siyempre... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:48:03 AM
unsa may atong mga plano mahitungod niini?

Pwede atong tabangan nga makapadayon sa ilang panglimbasog nga mabuhi--sulod sa prisohan!

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:44:52 AM
hinguk-an nako tanan kay sakit kuno....bwhahaha

Isulod diay ang tanan? Bwahaha! 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:45:55 AM
duna gyu'y sims-sima ang ikog, bai Hubs?

He he, ikog na ang pangwitik ron, di na dila... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 22, 2010, 08:43:19 AM
na feature ni sa IMBESTIGAR sa GMA7...kaning ilang raket nga pangilad.....
ngitngit pas alkitran ang utok aning mga tawhana....maayo ni sila hiktan ang buhi nya ipaguyod sa ilang kabayo.

Mga Bisaya ra ba ang uban ani nila, nanglimbasog nga mabuhi sa mabangis nga kaulohan... 

Dili hinguk-an ang kuko sa kumingking kay gamiton pagkuha sa atuli... 

Quote from: fdaray on August 22, 2010, 08:15:08 AM
Yes, believe many things we do not see. We believe in God, angels and devils.

Motuo diay kag devil, Sir FD? Sama ani?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 12, 2010, 02:39:47 AM
How Often Do You Cut Your Nails?

Hala! Kinahanglan diay manghinguko?  

To believe is to see.

Quote from: bugsay on August 21, 2010, 09:53:51 AM
haruhay ug hamugaway nga pamuyo....


kapi ra tawon karong buntag.....mao ni akong sinungan karon ----

Pakapikapi lang, pero kopi luwak pud diay...

Kopi luwak or civet coffee, is coffee made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets, then passed through its digestive tract. A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, having kept their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing, these beans yield an aromatic coffee with much less bitterness, widely noted as the most expensive coffee in the world. (from Wikipedia)

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 23, 2010, 05:48:37 PM
giukay ug gibugsaybugsay sa baratong gamay, aron dili bati-og kalaay.

Barato jud bitaw ang ukay-ukay... 

Hmm. One should be free from time pressures to be able to adequately understand these forces.

The Internet a social movement? Hmm. A bit specious, if you ask me.

Dili ba kaha tawon ni flash in the pan...

Daghan kong nakit-an nga pictures sa karaan nga mga tartanilla, unya morag wa man jud usba ang design...

Sa ilok...

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
sajop mong duha, hahaha!  karapata ang gadaghan nako.

Luoya diay sa imong mga iring, Ms. Isle, delikado nga matakdan sa imong karapata... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 21, 2010, 08:20:23 PM
Mao man na ang mosoksok sa mga singit sa private parts unya lisod tangalon ang akong kaoban sa una natakdan ana gikan sa buring ang iyang gihimo gi kalbo ang iya private parts unya gi sprayhan ug baygon patay ang mga karapata

He he, duha singko tingali tong buringa... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 21, 2010, 08:20:23 PM
Mao man na ang mosoksok sa mga singit sa private parts unya lisod tangalon ang akong kaoban sa una natakdan ana gikan sa buring ang iyang gihimo gi kalbo ang iya private parts unya gi sprayhan ug baygon patay ang mga karapata

Bwahaha! Maayo gani wala na kinahanglana nga mag-hire og pest exterminator! 

Quote from: bugsay on August 21, 2010, 09:14:39 PM
ma'y nalang dili igit ang nakumkom.

He he, gireserba ang igit for special occasions... 

Even vampires drink tea...


Three vampires walk into a blood bar. The first two order a glass of blood each and the third one orders a glass of boiling water.

The bartender thinks that it’s kind of weird, but doesn’t say anything--he just gives them their drinks.

The next day, the three vampires walk into the bar and order the same thing, two glasses of blood and a glass of boiling water.

The bartender still thinks it’s weird but doesn’t say anything, he doesn’t want to be that vampire’s next victim.

But when it happened again on the third day, the bartender couldn’t help but ask why. . . “Okay, I know that the three of you are vampires, so why do you two order glasses of blood but you always get a glass of boiling water?”

The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I like to make tea!”

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 10:50:09 PM
balikog intawon.  di gyod masulbad.  awahi na kay gahi nag kabukogan.  sayang.  magdungaw unta ko nimo kay nawad-an kuno ko ug 2 inches sa gitas-on tungod ug scoliosis.  pasalamat gihapon ko kay dili systosomiasis ang akong condition sama ni hubsay.    

He he, libog man pud atong kutaw kon unsang sistemaha sa sakit ang gihisgotan. 

Morag germanium-style man tingali ang spelling aning scientific term for snail fever...

Quote from: bugsay on August 21, 2010, 10:39:00 PM

bi, ngano man sab nga nisakit man ang buko-buko?... kana unta mauy sulbaron...

Pugong, Botoy! Panghinguto na lang! 

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 11:09:54 PM
bisag second floor lang, mamiligro na bisan kinsa.  pareha ba atong laki nga nagdalig ambak kay niabot ug kalit ang bana sa baye.  ang nakaporke kay gilabay siyag refigerator sa bana.  pero duhay dedbol.  laing laki diha diay sa sulod sa refrigerator.  ambot ning istoryaha uy ug sakto ba.  

Not bad. Pero dili kompleto ang estorya. Here's a version I like:


Three guys died and went to heaven. St. Peter said, "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in." So, St. Peter took each of the three men aside in turn and asked them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the assholɘ. He landed in some bushes! So I went to the kitchen and dragged the refrigerator--which weighed a ton--to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the jerk and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine. Then I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running out onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really furious. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me to death."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."


Bwahaha!  

I have enjoyed great health at a great age because everyday since I can remember I have consumed a bottle of wine except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles. --A Bishop of Seville

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 08:55:36 PM
maong (levi's?) nga ang iring
ako gyod nga i-toilet training
kay di ko ganahang makabuhing
di sad ko ganahang ako mabuing.

Wala kaha intawon ka manimahong tae sa iring?
Delikadong mapagan hinuon ang romantic-romantic.
Basin adto ka na lang magpungko sa suok nanampiling
Kay giitsa-fuera ka na sa imong banana republic.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on August 22, 2010, 12:07:32 AM
Saging tundan paborito sa mga unggoy

Unggoy makit-an sa lasang ug usab sa samin... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 21, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
pahinumdom: ayaw kalimot day Misty nga naa mo's 3rd floor namuyo.

Tak, tsk, tsk. Maangol man pud. Angay silang mobalhin sa 10th floor... 

Pungsoy? Di ba card game ni? 

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 08:53:10 PM
magkinatsila baya pod, hehe.  ug magkalisod, ilang kinatsila naay american twang.  pare ba ug 'besamey, besamey meochowww...'

Linguist imong iring? Naa ra ba puy laing mananap nga adunay susamang katakos... 

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue. --Stephen Fry

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:00:19 PM
Arang baho-a to.

Morag mopilit sa lingagngag ang baho... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:08:18 PM

Taga TB pod ang uyabon?

Oops, ni-blush si Bay Tigs!

Quote from: islander on August 21, 2010, 06:15:32 PM
morag inyo ra mang gitapsing-tapsingan ang kamatuoran aning inyong istoryahanay.  let's call a spade a spade and an egg an egg, though the latter is solid tuod sa gawas, pero sa sulod bugok diay.

Pwede himoong penoy? Lami diay ipares sa kinutil ni Bay Bugsay... 

Quote from: islander on August 18, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
na, ilohi na lamang
kun ugaling ba lang
ang iring makalibang
sa imong kapalarang.

Apang kung igo rang nakaihing
Sagdi lang aron di makabuhing.

Quote from: ang sacristan on August 21, 2010, 07:50:46 PM
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Men tend to use and enjoy language that is literal and direct, specifying those things that are wanted or unwanted.
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Women tend to use and enjoy language that is figurative and indirect, talking about one thing in terms of another and presenting suggestions in the form of questions or asides.

Hmm. Interestingly, men seem to do better than women at writing poetry...

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 21, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
Balik ta sa topic ... he he he

He he, sorry. Bitaw, balik sa page one para dili magbalik-balik... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 05:42:49 PM

Nawong sa duha ka yabag...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:30:39 PM

Hala padayon,dal-e nya kog salin sa kamote Toy.

Nahurot nako ang kamote, Mist. Imbaw hinuon nia pay daghan... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:19:29 PM

Tan zo pod toy sige silag gamit ani/.

Ani sa humay gamitan og sanggot nga gamiton pud pagtuba og saging.   

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:02:21 PM

Naa sure ko,mogimaw ra nya to.

He he, maghuwat ra ko...

Oops, GTG sa ko, Mist, kay nagkutoy na akong tiyan. Maglung-ag kog kamote, paresan nakog imbaw.

Sa akong kagutom ang akong tan-aw ron sa computer screen morag naay kwaknit nga nagsakdap-sakdap... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:16:57 PM

Na mura patay jud ang ni singgit.

Kon mahitabo man gani segurado ko nga wa tuyoa sa kabayo... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:15:57 PM
Lim bungan na sila Toy, Uy yap sa mga helper apan sa ilaha noodles.

Noodles tuod ang ilang paborito pero kon Pasko ang inasal dili nila kalim TAN. 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:14:42 PM

Hahaha.Tabang Bugsay!

Bwahaha! Basin adto molaban si Bay Bugsay sa kabayo! 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 21, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
Tawo na sila UY.

UY-ap ra baya ang sud-an nila mao nga madato, dili pud la LIM.