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Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 06:01:40 PM
The purple-headed mountain,
The river running by,
The sunset and the morning,
That brightens up the sky;   

The cold wind in the winter,
The pleasant summer sun,
The ripe fruits in the garden,
He made them every one.

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 09, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
pagaspoas kag isdang liksiliksi namit man

Paranpaon mas namit kaysa isda nagaliksiliksi gid pud.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 05:55:56 PM
Kalamay nga midukot sa banig
Daw laway sa sayong kabuntagon
Mubadlis kilid sa wa-et nga bungoton.   

Laway nga sa naglugitom nga kangitngit
Gibuga uban sa pinugngan nga singgit
Sa saloma sa lawasnong pakigdait.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
As what this hymn says:

All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.

Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
He made their glowing colors,
He made their tiny wings.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 05:53:07 PM
Mitak-om kay way batuta.   

Pwede ligwat-ligwatan mientras tanto... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 05:15:20 PM
Dayon ingon kung mabuntis nga brown-out man tong panahona gud!

Gud na gud kon mabuntis kay dako baya ang kapakyasan nga bation sa baje nga way anak...

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 05:43:28 PM
Usahay lang ning banig manuksok ning utitod mang hubag ning imong likod sa mga pinaakan. 

Mao ni problema kon maghigda nga sigig kaon og kalamay...

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 05:07:52 PM
sama pananglit sa unsa bay? 

He he, we'll just leave it to the imagination kay basin mapusposan ta... 

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
- pang kulitog sa bangag   

Multi-purpose gihapon in this case, kay daghang klase sa bangag ang pwedeng kulitogon... 

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 04:55:05 PM
Mayor gipasakaag kasong rape.

Rape nga kaso sayon ra pamatud-an kon masumbong dayon.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 09, 2010, 04:48:51 PM
miping-it saka-dugayng wala masudli

Nibalik kahuot kon maohon?

Quote from: EL MUNDO on August 09, 2007, 02:24:51 PM
lami jud sabwon ang stone fish (isda sa bato). perting mala (poisonous) ang isda sa bato...pero lami kan-on. murag bato siya tan-awon ug maot pa jud og nawng isdaa. tagsa ra jud ni makit-an isdaa. ganiha pa ni nga kuha.

Di na man available ang pictures diri, motampo lang kog sample:





Lisod jud tuod madiparahan...

Sa akong paminaw, after all these years naa na baya pud tay ginagmayng improvements...

Dia ra ang batuta. Multi-purpose ra ba ni... 

Quote from: sab_sad on September 09, 2010, 04:00:12 PM
moapil kog share here though wala koy pet na gibuhi kay mahadlok ko mapaakan labina og iro o iring..unya kani akong nadagit na picture sa akoa ni mga pag-umangkon..sani bapoy nakaon nko krn akoa man gisungog ang bata. intwn perting tyabaw og hilak dria..whahaha  akoy nalingaw pro ang bata nalooy na nuon ko nagtan-aw kay dnah moundang og tyabaw here..whahaha nakasala ko krng adlawa.whew  pasayloa miandar o migawas npud akng pagkabadlongon aheheh 

samtang nagsakay mig taxi yesterday gidala-dala gyud tawon sa mga pang-umangkon nko..kani pud wlah sa bukid ba wla pudkoy kalibutan bawal d i ang pet sa condo...waaahh!! wah intwn pasudla ang akong pag-umangkon babae..tua ra sya sa gawas nagbantay sa iring..whaheheehe 
pati sa office as in wla gyud tawon kasud..perting budlaya jud nuon nko..krn akng gihimo akong gibilen sa bhauz..pastilan! misulod sa akng huna-huna akoang binuangan ang bata..akoa ingnan btw nga "gilabay ang iring sa ilog" whahahah d a nagminatay og hilak!! waaahh! tabang! 
unya akoa pajud gipun-an..akong ingnan mouli nmi kay amoa kuhaon ang iring pra ilubong..bwahaaha grabeha sa akng pagkasungogan krng adlawa...waaahh!! makajabag! whew 

Hala ka, Sabs, basin maminjo kag naay daghang binuhi nga iro ug iring! 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on September 09, 2010, 09:28:18 AM
Over dinner amid laughter, the Ampatuan clan planned the massacre of a political rival and his supporters, and the family patriarch gave the final order to “kill them all” when the victims showed up six days later in an ambush that left 57 people dead, a house help testified Wednesday.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 02:47:21 PM
Paresan pa ug agkoton...

Mopilit diay sa lingagngag... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
Lisud ra ba ning unggoy makakotkot kay dili jud manghatag, dawo jamo...

Aw, kon unggoy, delikado. Kon imong hungitan, pang-iton apil ang itlog, este, tudlo... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 02:51:02 PM
Butangi! Mao na ni ron. Wa na sa artificial kay gusto na ug natural.

He he, maayo lang ang artificial kon way lain. Bisag unsa ka high-tech sa model, no question mas lami jud ang natural... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 02:48:54 PM
Nagtungok na kay gihidlaw sa bangag sudlanan, matud pa sa mga tiguwang, puwerta mayor.

Mayor de edad na gani, pwede na paslakan ang puwerta mayor og ugat mayor... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 02:45:34 PM
Bwahahahaha. Bitin nga wa nay la unja ni Bay Hubs. Aws, shalan wa man gajud diay la ning bitin.

He he, makapahubag baja kon makatayming... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 09:34:00 AM
Amping sa kanunay gibansay,
Kay lisud na ug mapuhag ang gabitay,
Wa na raba ikaalilis ani si Inday,
Pastilan ug mawagtang daku jung mahay.

Ay! Mas bale nga mawala kanimo si Inday 
Kaysa kaluhang pitogo nga gabitaybitay.
Unsaon mo na lang kon wala ka nay pamato--
Ang bitin permi na lang magpabitay sa ulo.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 10:41:25 AM
Buko pandan nga pan-os, usahay langto jamo na.

Ajaw paabtag kapan-os kon maohon. Ipanghatag na lang kon dili mahurot... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 10:39:47 AM
Usahay pud langto.

He he, paryente ra nang mga bahoa... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 01:33:30 PM
Padal-os dal-osan lamang sa intawon ron kay nangagpas nga inig balik wa nay hapdos hapdos. 

Hapdos na pud ang kasingkasing samtang si junior nagtungok. 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:57:47 PM
Murag wrong spelling ni Bay Hubs. Kay king letrang X, mura ug K man siguro sa?

Wa lamang katuyhad mao nang nakimpi nahimo na nuong X. 

He he, naximpi kay wa matunong ang xijud... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 01:31:35 PM
Seeking for the higher level of satisfaction na diay ka Bay Bugs?

Seeking for the real thing, bwahaha! 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 01:30:25 PM
Giwiwi pa man siguro...

Igo na nga makapangisi...

 
Countries with the lowest literacy rates for women:

India 65 per cent
Morocco 60 per cent
Pakistan 55 per cent
Mali 49 per cent
Benin 49 per cent
Yemen 47 per cent
Mozambique 46 per cent
Ethiopia 46 per cent
Guinea 42 per cent
Niger 35 per cent
Chad 31 per cent
Afghanistan 28 per cent

SOURCES: UNDP, UNESCO, UNICEF

http://www.feministezine.com

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
Nagngisi kay miabot na...

Nagngisi kay giwalwag na? 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:53:13 PM
Bwahahaha. Naa kay ingana Bay Hubs? Ug imohang ipabilin nang kabtangana kung modili si Bay Bugs (nga sa ahong pagtuo dili jud) aho na lamang unta. Maajo ba?

Dugay nang nadespatsar ang ahong old but reliable model kay naunsang pagkaunsaa nga nakontento na man ko adto... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:54:10 PM
Bugsay bugsay na ron tong atong halangdong amigo sa lawod sa himaya kay miuli mang kaha.

Kaha-yahay ang gitagamtam adto karon, nga basin sinaktan sa kaha-pdos kay nasobrahan og padal-os-dal-os. 

Soy? As in soy sauce? Imbis wine ang imnon, toyo na lang diay...

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 12:57:28 AM
and this is dap-ag

Dili lagi star ang porma. Mora man nig moonfish hinuon... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 10:59:24 AM
Xexemon....

Xayat Ibrahim - Kurd musician

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:20:03 PM
Upat ka nagngising nawong....

Upat ka nagngising Misty... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:19:23 PM
Nagalo na jud ning kalibutan.

Daan ra kuno ning ingon ani, Bay Tigs. Nakahibawo na lang ta ron... 

Quote from: vhinz08 on August 18, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
Mao ba ni Bai?

He he, old model ni, Bay Vhinz... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 12:12:39 PM
Sure ka Bay Hubs? Unsa ka lami ba? Leksiyoni ko bi, wa man jamo koy kabangkaagan ana.

Ana jud ang way alamag sama nako, magpakaaron nga suheto, he he, mao nga maghuwat lang ta sa antog sa mga tadhan sama ni Bay Bugsay. 

An even better kisser...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 05:22:27 AM

Four emoticons lagi ni.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 10:50:34 AM
Toy toyon na lang usahay aron lamian.

Lamian jud basta toytoyon, pero kon yotyoton, mas lamian for sure. 

Quote from: islander on September 09, 2010, 11:06:42 AM
rest assured i will convey the good news to my banana republic.  in the meantime, you must know that you have just made me your worst enemy!   may a million fleas and ticks crawl between your toes and your armpits.   yodel-leheho!

He he, naa man koy high-tech flea collar, see? 

Quote from: statesville on September 09, 2010, 11:12:00 AM
Kalami sa lechon de leche morag kog gi torture nga nagtan-aw 

Photogenic man gud kaayo ning litsona, tan-awa unsa ka-crispy...

Quote from: statesville on September 09, 2010, 11:24:40 AM
Unsa nga physical exam? naa diay nimarka sa  palad sa mga bata ang ebidensya?

Basin wa pa manghunaw ang mga bata unya diha pay namilit...   

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 05:22:56 AM
Whop§ choricho Romlon diay na sa amoa..Romblon is a place 

He he, nindot magligadligad sa banig romlon samtang nagkaonkaon og buko pandan... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2010, 10:19:04 AM
I am thinking of something fishy....

Langsa? 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 01:19:51 AM

He he, let me join you...





"...a fit of helpless laughter seized the happy gods..."

Hmm. Of the four claimants (the original owner, the grandfather, the little boy, and you) I'm afraid you have the weakest claim, Ms. Isle. I guess you will have to content yourself with your mangy banana republic. 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 05:34:29 AM
ANG SAAD KO KANIMO

Ikaw ra ug ako
Ug adunay laing ikatulo
Bantay kay unahon nakog putol imo koko

Ang saad ko kanimo
Sa kiliran mo ania ra ako
Apan ug adunay ikatulo
Bantay lang gayud tanan nimong balahibo
Akong paga ibton ug ipa inom sa imo

Ang Saad ko Kanimo
Ania ako andam mo sabot sa imo
Apan ug ugaling adunay ikatulo
Bantay lang kay mabu-ak jud imong ulo

Ang Saad ko Kanimo
Buhaton ko ang angay sa imo
Apan ug adunay ikatulo
Pangadye nalang dalan ug bersekulo
Kay labod ray mo kaon kanimo.

Nasuko ba ko? Wa no,ga balak rako.

Mist, ang imong gisuwat dili saad
Kon dili usa ka bangis nga bahad.

See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...we need silence to be able to touch souls. --Mother Teresa

Quote from: statesville on September 09, 2010, 02:09:52 AM
  Hubag, ka cute sa imong baktin nga nagpahayahay

Cute bitaw pero luoy kay basin last request na ni niya kay giplanohan diay nga himoong lechon de leche... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 06:01:08 AM
whahaha mao pod na delayed ang thesis adtong iza..

Kinsa? Kadtong gustong patuwaron ni Bay Glacier? 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 09, 2010, 06:43:59 AM
pero dakong sayop gibuhat sa maong 28 anyos kay bisan pa ug nanghagit ang 2 pero wala pa man to silay buot. wala lang unta to niya gipatolan.

Giganahan seguro ang karaho... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 03:43:31 AM
Sa ngadto² morag makalufad na gali ija feeling,maau pa ang panday sa lagkaw ug labaw nga magbabajang sa bahaw ky cool lang
ug nagpabiling nagatunob sa yuta 

Makalupad na tuod apan way kausaban ang bulok niini, ug usab sa matag karon ug unya kini magbitay ug maligo sa kaugalingong dagayday... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:45:53 AM
Taod taod na jud ko ga huna huna.Nga ang usa ka tao ug dili siya kaayo masabtan,puedi bang siya mo adjust aron pod masabtan?Libog lang jud ko niya.

Akong hunahuna nga gituyo niya kay maoy iyang kalipay. Sa panultihon pa, Kung saan ka maligaya, Ate, suportahan kita. 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 05:22:56 AM
Whop§ choricho Romlon diay na sa amoa..Romblon is a place 

He he, bitaw, at first I though you meant banig nga made in Romblon...

Xoce Garcia Villa

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 05:12:09 AM
Kada adlaw? nagpabiling nalozlus

Mao nga nahimong apelyido... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 05:01:11 AM
Apilan pod ug gasolina 

Maugdaw diay ang kolotitot? 

Kini ang good kisser...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 05:05:37 AM

Sudlanan nga naay gamyng buslot aron daling ma abrihan ug makadagan sa unahan

Unahan o pabalik, basta mapunta lang sa layo... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:47:52 AM

Ten years pa ba diay ka gi tuli Toy?

Di, oi. Hamtong na... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 04:55:21 AM
ja its called Pandanus in French (Romlon in bisaya)

botanical-Pandanus fascicularis Lamk.

German-Schraubenbaum, Schraubenpalme

Mas familiar man ko sa pandan...

He he, ania si Rosas Romblon... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 04:59:42 AM
Mao japun kon makasulod ,kamao pod makagawas

Makagawas na gani, mangita na pud og laing sudlanan... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:56:41 AM
Ingon siya ako Jimmy   

"Ako Jimmy, Jimmy Galolo." 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 04:57:27 AM
Unzay buhaton kon mahurot?

Lighter na ang gamiton... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:53:01 AM
Kalilayan o kahilayan basin usa ra ni..Apan kinahanglan atong bantayan kay sa unahan ikaw gihapon ang magpas-an sa imong gi sudlan.

Sudlan gani kinahanglan gawsan, kay kon matanggong moabot ang panahon nga manimaho og dili mao. 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:39:31 AM

Ug maupos dagkoti napod

Hangtod mahurot ang posporo... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2010, 04:38:20 AM

Amigo na ni Gwargs.

Ga kita sila davao.

Nakit-ang gibuhat ang apelyido? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 09, 2010, 01:08:27 AM
indi kong kang intindi

Kitang duwa ang natigban ani bay.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 08, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Bisan asang dapita makita nimo ang tentasyon ug ang kahugaw sa kalibutan.

Kalibutan nga nalimin sa sala angay isalikway apan unsaon nga sa atong pagkatawhanon matag karon ug unya mahisugamak man intawon kita sa kahilayan.  

Duda ko nga naay uban nga mosakay sa frat-frat kay naay giinitan...

Quote from: fdaray on September 08, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
General trend in our times is that most children are circumcised  at age 10 to 12, because its themselves treat  herbal medicine to the cut is their  foreskin. Besides that, some believe that early circumcision will make a small penis.It distrusts the early growth of the penis.

Bwahaha, paet. Masawot diay... 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 01:51:26 AM
Ang Banig made of Romblon is smoother than banig made of Buli 

Kining romblon, the same parehas ni sa pandan, Scarb? 

Libre na ang sumsoman...

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 01:23:26 AM
Dli ba na kadtong isda nga bagä ug panit apan bantok ug undanon? lamian..!

Puti nga bantok, sakto. Ang panit lang kay morag sandpaper...

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 03:18:56 AM
a] kilometro na imoha post

b) ang 4 nimo-hundred  

c] dli kamao motuman rule?

d) kamao man kag bisaya

e] Ngano man nga mutibagbag?  

Pailob hapit na maupos... 

Quote from: statesville on September 09, 2010, 02:35:11 AM
<img src="http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets7.jpg">

Delikado kaayo iglingkod  sa inidoro 

Kon moangay si Mr. Inidoro sa galingkod, dila niya ang gamiton, dili ang ngipon...

Quote from: Chongki on September 09, 2010, 01:16:41 AM
bai hubs naay bidet?

He he, naay model with bidet pero mas mahal. Mga baje ang ganahan adto... 

(Mahal kay ang tubig ma-recyle man, potable na, he he.) 

Quote from: Scarb on September 09, 2010, 02:07:47 AM
Manay, heaven jud to paminaw ni Mayumi moikid sa balzahan nga uzahay midagan nag kalit. Bahalag kutohon.whehehe
   Kami sa una hala bulad jud sa init,kuyog² mi sa maghakot sa humay.

Si Scarb kuyog² sa maghatod sa computers... 

Kini na lay imo, Ms. Isle...

Quote from: islander on September 08, 2010, 08:28:47 PM
buhi pa ba kaha tawon nang usang gahay-ad?

Dakong buhi tawon. Tan-awa, puwa-puwa pa ang hasang... 

Quote from: cujo on September 08, 2010, 07:48:24 PM
Do you think it will pass the airport security?

Hmm, if the special feature's receptacle contains deposits as intended, I'm afraid not... 

Lucio and Simplicio Godina

Lucio Godina (March 8, 1908 - November 24, 1936) and Simplicio Godina (March 8, 1908 - December 8, 1936) were pygopagus conjoined twins from the island of Samar in the Philippines.

At the age of 21 they married Natividad and Victorina Matos, who were identical twins. They performed in various sideshow acts, including in an orchestra on Coney Island and in dance with their wives.

After Lucio died of rheumatic fever in New York City, doctors operated to separate him from Simplicio. Simplicio survived the operation, but died shortly thereafter due to spinal meningitis.

--Wikipedia

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http://wthomps26.umwblogs.org

The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.


--Carl Sandburg

Quote from: slackware on August 16, 2007, 11:23:21 AM
dii uy! ang bihud sa donsol mao na ang lukot!

Oi, nia pay laing klase sa lukot...

Quote from: buenavista on August 16, 2007, 08:31:08 AM
ahhh,o diay..ang ako man gud naa sa hunahuna buriring..hehehe..ang tae man diay sa Bantol mao ang lukot

Lahi diay seguro ning lukot nga gihisgotan diri...

xotin - woman, wife (Uzbek)

Nagpagilagila na pud toto.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on September 08, 2010, 11:29:35 AM
silingan nako nga cano bisan tugnaw kaayo sa gawas maghukas lang gihapon

Gihapon ikaw mao ra, sa pagpanglabay sa katuigan wa jud mausab bisan. 

Spoliarium was painted on a very large canvas and is more or less life size. It depicts defeated gladiators in the arena being dragged into a pile of other corpses. On the left side, there are spectators viewing the spectacle with a variety of expressions, while on the far right side of the painting is a grieving woman in torn and shabby clothing. Horizontal lines are seen in the walls and the people watching the scene. But diagonal lines that denote movement are very obvious and can be seen in the gladiators’ slain bodies, in the men dragging them and in the floor tiles. There is dominant use of contour lines as shown in the muscles of the arms, legs and backs of the gladiators. In the use of color, there is a governing use of red, mostly seen in the center, that is one of the first things to attract the attention of the viewer. The use of blue on the weeping lady's dress creates contrast against the gladiators’ red dresses. The intensity of the color red is very overwhelming. Almost all of the colors used are warm colors, which is thought to be intentional on the part of the artist. Luna has been known to use colors not simply for reasons of aesthetics but also for their symbolic value.

The Spoliarium shows the Spanish government's mistreatment of the Philippines. The dead bodies of the gladiators represent the Spanish killings of Filipino revolutionaries.

--Wikipedia

To take a life when a life has been lost is revenge, not justice. --Desmond Tutu

Hmm. Unsa jud kaha ang drama behind the bare facts...

Britain's youngest female double-murderer, 15, jailed for life
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/08/britain-s-youngest-female-double-murderer-15-jailed-for-life-115875-22545444/
8/09/2010

Britain's youngest female double-murderer was jailed for life at the Old Bailey yesterday for killing her alcoholic father and a woman companion at the age of 15.

Lorraine Thorpe, now 16, repeatedly assaulted her dad Desmond Thorpe and fellow street boozer Rosalyn Hunt.

Hunt, 41, was finally beaten to death by the girl and her friend Paul Clarke, 41, on August 4 last year after they tortured her for weeks.
 
Desmond Thorpe, 43, was smothered in a friend's flat in Ipswich six days later to stop him reporting the killing.

Thorpe and Clarke denied both murders but were found guilty at Ipswich crown court last month. Clarke was also sentenced to life yesterday.

Quote from: Chongki on September 08, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
pakialamero ang u.s. of a

Mabasa sa military history nga kining nasora dili lang pakialamero, abusado pa jud...