omg,Balong naka detect man ka dayon nga naa c Orchids hah?
believe ko sa imong instinct gyod, na lipay naka ron ha? naa na imo Langga whew!
believe ko sa imong instinct gyod, na lipay naka ron ha? naa na imo Langga whew!
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Show posts MenuQuote from: orChids on January 27, 2008, 08:09:17 PM
I was a Carbon Market kid when I was about 10 kay diha naninda akong Mama ug saging.

Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on December 13, 2007, 09:11:53 AM
asa man ang japanese na i love you?pag abot sa letter "H" gui undang na,nabitin ko kaayo,please post it,hot
www.mikeygatal.com/blog
Quote from: arnuld on January 27, 2008, 06:06:24 PM
What made Carbon so well known coz of their sweet and nice soriso...plus okay-okay no limit.
Quote from: Macky Ferniz on January 15, 2008, 06:34:45 AM
Blue,
Bahin sa Buwad, kung mo bisita dire ang representative sa among product nga Sebamed, magpadala ko ug buwad nga home made. Si noy "Oki" nimo ang nag tudlo unsa-on pag himo. Ang office sa Sebamed naa sa Koblenz, Bopard, pero mo agi siya ug Frankfurt.
Quote from: Barbaro on January 23, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Ipinaalam ni Inday sa kanyang amo na nawalan ng connection ang DSL nila kaya’t sinabihan sya na tawagan nya ang support line para mapaayos ito…
CSR: Hi good evening, this is Michelle speaking how may I help you?
Inday: Yes, I would like to report that we are getting little to non-existent speed on our DSL connection. Can you help me mend it?
Michelle: Can I ask for your telephone number ma’am?
Inday: I just keyed in our number before I was connected to you, don’t you have any record of that?
Michelle: Errr… opo ma’am… but it’s just policy…
Inday: Save it! It’s ###-####.
Michelle: Thank you po ma’am. And this line is registered to…?
Inday: Mrs. Irene Montemayor. If you want to verify information, Date of birth is…. Billing address is…. Mother’s maiden name is…. Blood type is O…. Social security number is…. Now, do you require any more info from me?
Michelle: Ahmm, that would be enough po. Thank you. Mrs. Montemayor…
Inday: No, I am not her. This is Inday, her chambermaid and I am more than capable of deal…
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle na tsimay lang ang kanyang kinausap…)
Michelle: I’m sorry po pero kelangan po namin makausap ang may ari, andyan ba sya? (biglang nagtagalog na lang)
Inday: I’m telling you, you would be wasting everyone’s time if you ask her to speak to you to address this problem. I am more capable of handling this than she is. What does she know ab…
Michelle: Naiintindihan ko po ma’am pero policy po namin na…
Inday: AArrghh…
(Hindi na pinatapos ni Inday si Michelle at tinawag na lang ang kanyang amo para kumausap)
Mrs. Montemayor: Hello.
Michelle: Hello, is this Mrs. Montemayor?
Mrs. Montemayor: Yes this is her. Wala kasi akong alam sa DSL DSL na yan eh. Maid din namin madalas ang gumagamit ng internet kaya sya na lang siguro kausapin niyo ok?
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle sa narinig… iniabot ng amo ulit kay Inday ang telepono)
Inday: Now, can we get onto fixing the problem?
Michelle: Sige po. Ano po yung problema?
Inday: Well, we can’t connect to the internet. There’s simply no internet activity going on…
Michelle: Na-check niyo na po ba kung naka-on yung modem? Yung modem ay yung maliit na black…
(Nagulat si Inday… ang kapal ng mukha para itanong iyon)
Inday: My goodness!!! You are right! Not only did I forget to turn it on but I also forgot to put on my brains when I woke up today. Are you insulting me? Of course it’s on…
Michelle: I’m sorry ma’am, I am just trying…
Inday: (naiirita na) Listen! If you’re going to interrupt me one more time I swear not only will I make your nose bleed without touching you but you’ll be bleeding from other orifice you don’t know you could bleed from.
(muntik nang mahulog si Michelle sa upuan nya…)
Michelle: Yes ma’am… I understand…
Inday: Good, then listen for a bit… Our modem is already turned on, the LED for Power, Ethernet and DSL is on. It is also connected properly to our wireless router which is connected to our machine via UTP cable. WAN settings is set to Dynamic IP Address and the DHCP client is already connected. The router was also able to acquire an IP address already. The machine is already connected to the LAN based on the network icon status on the system tray but for some reason it’s not blinking or lighted up. I am quite sure that the problem is not on our setup but more on the DSL line itself so I’m asking you Michelle, can you help me or not?
Michelle: (nosebleed na) Ahmm, ma’am… wait I’ll transfer you to my supervisor…
Supervisor: Hi good evening! This is Rachel speaking, who am I speaking to?
Inday: This is Inday Binayubay and if I have to repeat myself one more time…
Rachel: Inday as in the one from blogniinday.com? The sosyal na katulong?
Inday: Yes and I would like to report a problem with our DSL connection so…
Rachel: Don’t worry po ma’am, I’ll personally have someone go to your house first thing tomorrow morning to check on it. You may contact me at 0921-####### for updates. We’ll have your DSL repaired in no time. Kaya pala walang updates sa site mo. Sorry po for the inconvenience.
Inday: Oh! Great! Thanks I guess. I’ll be expecting a technician by tomorrow morning then. Thanks!
Rachel: No, the pleasure is mine Inday. You see I’m a fan and maiinggit mga kasama ko dito if I told them that nakausap ko ang famous Inday. Thank you.
Inday: Alright. Goodbye then.

Quote from: Bambi on January 26, 2008, 04:41:55 AM
How I wish my cute girl cat will do the same....Barbs
TALKING ANIMALS : (Elephant and Camel)
Elephant to the Camel: Sus.....mailahan na gjod nga nabali na ang kalibutan tungod sa Global Environmental Warming
Camel : Ngano man kahibalo ka man?
Elephant : Ikaw lay basihan. Ang imong "soso" na-a sa buko-buko!
Camel : Bitaw....sakto ka. Tan-awa ang imong "oten" na-a sa imong nawong!
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Quote from: lindy on January 26, 2008, 03:17:36 PM
bwahahhahahahahaha omg mong mga bataa mo... ask John.
Quote from: jingtbk@uk on January 11, 2008, 01:25:34 AM
germz panabe una asa ka mukanta kay basin manuno ka dihang kahuya



Quote from: jingtbk@uk on January 12, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
gikutasan ko gatan aw aning picture
Quote from: lindy on January 26, 2008, 01:28:04 PM
mao bitaw nay problema sa uban kay makalimot na ug hatag ug complemento sa mga asawa or vice versa...ako bitaw waswet ako ma ghihapon ingnon nga coca cola body gihapon siya galing lang kay litro na dalang gakos ug pagilok gilok sa tangkugo hahaha...

Quote from: Bambi on January 26, 2008, 05:42:12 AM
In other words let me sing:
long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song![]()
sakto ba Barbaro?
lami ibuhakhak pero midnight na


(joky)
Quote from: B:) on January 26, 2008, 05:26:26 AM
Ms.BlueAngel ako nang gihurot, sowi ha, nadugay man gud ka hehehehe
Quote from: Ginger on January 24, 2008, 01:36:19 AM
hahahahahahhahaha
Was it a donkey?

Quote from: Ginger on January 26, 2008, 03:39:38 AM
Mao pero ok ra man kung weekend pud.
Ms Blue, kumusta! diin ra man ka nga karon pa man ka ni tunga balik.
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 25, 2008, 04:41:08 PM
Thank you so much, Ate for reading it uy. Its something that you all can do, its really not that hard, once you get into the research. Ako galing, before i started doing the research, i was intimidated by all that had to be done, and i doubted my ability to do it. But you know what? I always pray and ask for the Lord's guidance, and he raised my hands and provided me with the will and perseverance that only the Lord God can provide. I would be nothing, a piece of feces without HIM.
And that is the truth.



Quote from: grazie7y on January 23, 2008, 05:59:07 AM
Congratulations, Ashton! Hero na jud ka pero ayaw lang pa martyr ha! hehehehehe

Quote from: Barbaro on January 23, 2008, 10:20:47 PM
Sa math class....
Teacher: Tanong, kung meron akong 1praso ng karne at hinati ko ito,
ilang praso na?
Jc: 2 po mam!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Jc: 4 na praso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Jc: 8 praso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa
Jc: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Jc: 32 praso napo!
Teacher: kung hinati ko ulit?
Jc: 64 po (galit)
Teacher: at hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pa hinati?
Jc: s*** mam! GINILING na yun! GINILING.... !!!
Quote from: preciousNpolite on January 25, 2008, 05:04:20 AM
Yesterday "Pie" and I went to have a follow up with Mark Monton from the mayor's office.
Last Monday we set a proposal of what we needed in order to fly to Manila and have room and board payed for as well.
Including meals and ground transportation.
Yesterday Mark Monton from the cities gov. office informed us that when there there is a promo at the airlines with in two weeks and a month from now he will buy the tickets for us to get to Manila in order to process the baby's documents to qualify her for the socail security benefits of her late father life that was taken away by the driver with an expired pro driver's license .
I had asked Mark Monton for a written guarantee on his words and he said no need and that he would live up to his words to assist.
Then Mark Monton Mentioned my banner story I had written that the city needs to act on such matter and demands.
The write up was front story and translated by Rey Daley. http//bantaybalita.150m.com



Quote from: Macky Ferniz on January 25, 2008, 07:34:16 AM
Dugay ra gyud ko na intriga aning Cogtong. Fugapo ra man diay ning koleraha ni.
Mao bitaw pod na ang gi ingon ni Rey Ompad, ig agaw ni Blue Angel, taga isla gyud to siya sa Maribago, part of Lapu-lapu. Ingon ni Rey Ompad nga sa gamay pa kuno nang isdaa, Lapu-lapu ang ngalan. Inig dako na, Fugapo. Unya mo abot kuno ang time nila nga mo hawid na ang ilang ikog sa bato, mao na nga Cogtong na ang ngalan. Dili na sila mo langoy unya suyupon na lang nila ang mo labay nga mga isda.
Pero nag tuo gyud ko nga prehistoric ni nga creature pero murag porma sa lapu-lapu kay dili lang 3-4 meters mas labaw pa, murag whale ang gi discribe ni Rey.






Quote from: Glen on January 21, 2008, 12:22:36 PM
Wala pa jod ko naka anhi dinhe kutob rako sa California many times, Las Vegas, Arizona, Washington mostly Seattle area, Florida, Oregon og my 2nd homeland Alaska.Maybe someday makasuroy rako dinhe pohon.


Quote from: Sigbin II on January 20, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
Here's something similar.
I sugar you in the window but you cockroach. Why?




(partially free of what he did) 

