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A virgin joke
« on: January 20, 2008, 09:16:16 PM »
This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over
and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
 the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
 
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"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2008, 11:15:25 PM »
  :-[Louya pod tawon, nabuking diay!  ;D


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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 02:54:53 PM »
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 03:10:08 PM »
Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 03:55:03 PM »
aguh!!!!! muna muna na lang gyud tawn niya ug ampo!!!! haha!

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 04:00:07 PM »
arang uwawa niya bai, cguro napula ug nangluspad hahaha

tiaw bay iya nag briefing mao ra pod future father in law niya hehehe

paskang bukinga bords. ;D

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 04:07:47 PM »
arang uwawa niya bai, cguro napula ug nangluspad hahaha

tiaw bay iya nag briefing mao ra pod future father in law niya hehehe

paskang bukinga bords. ;D

mao na lagi na ba... magbantay bantay gyud... ;D

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I'm gonna take my cross and carry it... heck! I'm even gonna dance while i'm doing it!

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 01:31:05 PM »
hahahaha! pastilan........ hhhmmm I wonder ma drawing pa ba kaha ang nawng sa Papa sa girl?!  ;D

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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 07:22:38 AM »
Svet, di ma drawing jud ky milagom sa kalagot morag alikitran ;D

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