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Messages - hubag bohol

#72801
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 11, 2010, 05:33:00 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:23:09 PM
unsay mao lagi na kung makakaon ka lang  sa akong nilutoan malimtan imong ngalan ug apilyido.

Burag mao man nay imong modus operandi, Bay Vits, makalimot tungod sa pampatulog. Wa pa kahuman og kaon si Luckybelle tua na, nagbuy-od na, wa intawoy malay sa itom nimong laraw...  ;D
#72802
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:22:24 PM
sa maningles pa...division of labor? :P

Sakto. Pwede pud apilan gamay og check and balance...  ;D
#72803
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:13:40 PM
na, mosunod gyod ka sa imong igsu ug birok no? ;D

Hmm, maayo man diayng moyogyog moyoga nis Ms. Isle...  :-X
#72804
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:19:08 PM

hehehe.....mura diayg apostoles......iglesia ni HUbag? ;D



Bwahaha! Kining iglesyaha klaro nga gitugot ang pagkaon og dugo!  :-X
#72805
Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 05:11:12 PM
Mao lagi... kadtong duha... c bay Vits ug bay Hubs maajo kaajo to mopaubos

Mopaubos ra tos Bay Vito kon bantang ang target...
#72806
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:09:18 PM

sympre....husay man gyud ang kinabuhi basta'g bawos-bawos ang pagpaubos.. :P

Puli-puli ang pagsagubang sa gimbuhaton sa katungdanan...
#72807
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 11, 2010, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 04:52:51 PM
mahadlok man gud ko'ng motubag..nya ingnon ko nga di mao.. ;D

Klaro man kaayo ang atik aning Bay Vito. Wa man juy saktong tubag para niya. (Sama nga way thread nga dili niya pwedeng sumpayan, he he.) 

;D
#72808
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 04:56:36 PM
bitaw, maayo man gyud ang magpaubos.. :P

Kanang magpaubos, parehas ra ba na sa magpatara?  ???
#72809
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 04:43:42 PM
di tawon mi mailad no?  haraw, mahimo mong tuway! ;D

Kini pang-yoga lang gihapon pero medyo lisod-lisod na kay naa nay phonetic shift, he he...


Om im day om dang om a anangim om yoga yoga
Om arik a ugang ah om la gayma oy yog yoga


;D
#72810
Anda - Bohol / Re: Whats Latest About Anda?
October 11, 2010, 04:45:39 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 04:41:57 PM
baka nga ano...baka nitibugsok 'yong eroplano. ???

Baka duon tumibugsok kung saan ang damong kabaw gid. ???

(Naunsa na man ko ani. Bura na man ko ani og hybrid ni Vito ug Bolbuhol...)  :P
#72811
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
tawa man ka  siguro daghan pud ka ug lucky sa una no?
Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
:-X

:-X  =  "Hahayz, angay pa ba gud nang ipangutana?"
#72812
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 11, 2010, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:08:22 PM
What happens after death?

Na hala, Bay Vits, naa nay mga pamahayag. Usapa na!  :-X
#72813
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 11, 2010, 04:38:28 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:11:18 PM
focus lang ta una sa toothpaste, bai Vitz.. >:(

Bwahaha! Gaplano man kaha nga binlan ta ani nga isyu!  ;D
#72814
Anda - Bohol / Re: Whats Latest About Anda?
October 11, 2010, 04:35:57 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
plano lang ang nagawa, pero 'la pang nagawa sa plano? ;D

Baka ginawang eroplano?  ;D
#72815
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 03:19:41 PM
o sige...ang mapa nalang.. ;D

Sigi, suwayan nakog download...  ;D
#72816
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
Misag pa amang-amang nang iyang style....puno gihapon na sa tanghaga. 8)

Kuyawa diay. Mamaak ra ba ning tanghaga, naa pa juy ikot...  ;D
#72817
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 03:14:37 PM
tudlo-e nya ko'g balig usa ka linya.. ;)

Tan-awon nakog kahinumdom pa ba ko. Dugay-dugay na man gud to nakong wa kinahanglana...
#72818
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:27:40 PM
hahahah,naa manay gisakyan bai aliwaros

Gigkanon tingali bay.
#72819
Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 12:05:02 AM
??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ??? ??? ???
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:20:10 AM
hahahhaha,nakatagna ko noh...

Burag enigmatic man jamo ning mga emoticon ni Ms. Lucky, Bay Vits. Di kaha ka masud sa bulsa ani...  ;D
#72820
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 03:06:16 PM
hahahaha,basin sulongon ka ana bai paonan ka ug  18 anyos

Aw, makapaniba jud tag ahat kon maohon!
#72821
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 03:05:25 PM
nyahahha...dili kaha mangambak sa bentana imong mga sagabay kon magsugod na ka'g yawyaw? ;D

He he, naay daghang berso nga ingon ini nga pag-hypnotize og chicks...  8)
#72822
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
hahahaha,mutungha ra to unya bai

Naghunahuna pa tog unsay ibawos...  8)
#72823
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:57:44 PM
aww hah!!...usbon nato ang pangutana ani......."pila man diay ang inangayan?" :-X

He he, lisod ni kay ang mga hingtungdan nagpahipi...

Inangayan, di ba sa election man na? Naa pud diay inangayan sa erection...  ;D
#72824
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 02:50:26 PM
ikapila man diay ka's linya atong higayuna? ???

Taym sa, atong klarohon. Ang gilinyahan maoy nibayad?  ???
#72825
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 02:50:11 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:21:26 PM
ayaw angkon bai para di mahibaw-an

Maayo ning nagtuo sila nga edaran ta bay aron magdahom sila nga daghan tag kwarta...
#72826
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 02:30:19 PM
ipatubag  nato ni  luckybaby bai

Segurado ko nga emoticon ray itubag niya...
#72827
Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:18:45 PM
duha ka itlog ang dunganon? ;D

Ang usa hard-boiled unya ang usa scrambled?
#72828
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
hehe, karon pa ko kabalik ani nga giutingkay ni mistel mugtay, mao nga nitumaw ug balik...

hinawayon ka, humag.  naa ma gyoy mungi nga makalitok ug 'brip-brip'?  kalon, kinsay di kahibawo magminungi? ;D

He he, unsa diay, mlip-mlip? Outer lip reduction man pud atong mahunahunaan ana, bwahaha!

Di ba diay tuod makalitok og "r" ang bungi? Diphthongized lang tingali, dili sama sa German "r" as we know it.
#72829
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 02:15:12 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:20:51 PM
for hubag and vito andoline, a loving message:

you, two middle-aged fools! ;D

Middle-aged, sigi na lang. But fools? Hah! Certainly not in the sense of this thread.  ;D
#72830
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:18:52 PM
strange, but i have no sympathy for this old fool.  did he ever think that he could buy love?  if he did, well, he got the proper loose change.

Nisamot ka-loose ang sa iyang whole cow kay perming gimakmak sa young bull.  :P
#72831
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 02:08:55 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
na, kay hilom pa man si lucky ug si vito, pangutana nalang kaha mo una ni cheers (sa lain nga thread) kun kinahanglan ba nig resibo. ;D

Basin less than PHP25 ang bayad...  8)
#72832
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 01:47:10 PM
hehehe...di lang ko moapil ato :-X....ikspektitor lang ko.....kinsay mahayang, akong tiwasan...nyahahha

Tiwasan og ugbok? Unya unsaon man kon si Bay Vito maoy nahayang?  ???
#72833
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
kinsa ma'y maayo pangutan-on, ang nibayad o ang nagpabayad? ;D

Hmm. Lisod ning pangutanaha. Ang nibayad basin dili moangkon, samtang ang nagpabayad basin moingon nga siyay nibayad. Usa kini ka dakong tanghaga...
#72834
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 11, 2010, 11:09:54 AM
Om Om Om
Om Thryambakam Yajaamahe
Sugandhim Pushti-Vardhanam
Urvaarukamiva Bandhanaan
Mruthyor Muksheeya Maamruthath.

Om Namah Sivaaya Gurave
Satchidaananda Moorthaye
Nish Prapanjaaya Shaanthaaya
Niraalambaaya Thejase.


Naay Binisaya nga chant nga medyo lisod pud sabton pero masabtan ra kadugayan...


Om om om om om om
Tu waymo day itak om
Ka miraba kaygi gut om
Ma onya naya mongis oms om


;D
#72835
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 12:36:21 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:33:28 PM
hahahah,bai akoy supplier

Klaroha bay, basig pinilian ray imong ipagamit...
#72836
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 11, 2010, 12:34:42 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
basin fingeron bai,hadlok pud

Fingeron ang lubot? Kuyawa gud... 
#72837
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 12:32:03 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
hahahaha,asa man diay ta padung bai kung di sa  old fool pud

Matiguwang ko bay magkinilo ra ko oi...
#72838
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 12:31:08 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
asa man ta mangutana....ni inday Lucky or ni bai Vito?

Bwahaha! Pwede silang duha atong pangutan-on. Magkatukma ba kaha ang ilang mga tubag?  ???
#72839
Health and Food / Re: Napurga ka na ba?
October 11, 2010, 12:08:21 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 11:58:07 AM
i deep fry...para sumsuman.... :P

Dia ra Bay Bugs. Ayaw kahadlok sa rule #2!





;D
#72840
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 11, 2010, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling... >:(

Padayon ang dawiraw ni Bay Bugsay: And where the heck are my clothes? And why are some parts of my body painful?

;D
#72841
Health and Food / Re: Napurga ka na ba?
October 11, 2010, 11:33:18 AM
Quote from: statesville on October 11, 2010, 11:11:28 AM
Warning! strong images follows;


Ang lubot morag tawge-producing machine...  :P
#72842
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:59:21 PM
laway 2x gamay kung hangakon na

Hangakon parehas anang imong avatar, he he...
#72843
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: statesville on October 11, 2010, 10:55:17 AM
There's nothing worst than an old fool.....


Bitaw, OK lang ang young fool. Pero kon old fool, makaingon jud tag, "Mirisi"...  >:(
#72844
Health and Food / Re: Napurga ka na ba?
October 11, 2010, 10:59:32 AM
Maghuwat ta sa opinyon sa mga eksperto aning mga butanga...
#72845
He he, wa ra man pud seguroy dautan sa hurim hurim kay wa man masabti...
#72846
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 11, 2010, 10:56:38 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
hahahaha,di nalang bai kay basin  umod umoron na

Sa lubot na lang diay ilubong...
#72847
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 10:29:01 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 11:26:17 PM
Luoy pero, he deserved it. Kahibalo na siya mao na mahitabo.

Quote from: vrglguapo on October 10, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
Cool it and look at reality and the big picture. Most likely she married you not so much for your Piolo Pascual looks but because of your tender waysâ€"legal tender that is. You made yourself attractive by going green. You showered her parents with green bucks. Your fat wallet and your blue US passport made you super pogi. You gave her an offer she could not refuse: escape from the barrio, a green card, nice clothes, nice cars, great food, a nice house and spending money. That’s fine. Hey, you do what you gotta do to achieve your goal. You made other old guys’ fantasies a reality. That shows guts. But Manong, marrying an attractive woman 47 years youngerâ€"I am sure you are awareâ€"has its risks. You assumed that risk.

Indeed, you pay for what you want--in more ways than one. Parehas ni sa giingon ni Oscar Wilde:  "There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."

#72848
Seguradong naay mga taga TB nga makaangay ani nga kan-anan...





;D
#72849
Quote from: KagWangGamay on October 11, 2010, 07:51:04 AM
i still go for Savory in Binondo.

Unsay imong tirada, Bay Kags. Ang ilang manok?
#72850
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 11, 2010, 03:56:51 AM
sa una akong paliton kay newspaper man jud kada buntag. nakabantay ko nga sa kadugayan nagtipun-og na sa balay. akong gibaligya pero arang kabarato sa palit. tag 5 ang kilo. mao to akong asawa niingon maypa imo na ipalit ug lotto imong 10 kay naa pakay paaboton inig ka ugma. pilay pad makaigo. dad-an lang ko niya ug newspaper gikan sa ilang opisina or di gani manghulam nalang ko.  ;D

ug tuod man, makaigo baya sad ko pero kanang 3 numbers lang. maayo nalang bawi sa puhonan.

He he, smart jud tuod nga desisyon...
#72851
Jokes and Humor / Re: Please help this kid
October 11, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
burag gituyo man intawon nig hulog sa inidoro aron lang kodakan...  :P
#72852
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 11, 2010, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 11, 2010, 07:34:52 AM


Quote from: statesville on October 11, 2010, 09:19:13 AM
Hahahaha, ang pari gipaningot ug bogbog hadlok mabuthan sa silicon.....

He he, burag WMD jud hinuon ning bumpera!  :o
#72853
Science and Research / Re: Yoda Bat!
October 11, 2010, 09:27:35 AM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 12:09:57 AM
well, then i'm glad that they don't only make good pets, they also know how to cook. ;D

He he, self-cooking bat, as in...

(Warning: explicit material)
http://www.blog.jadedragon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/batstew.jpg


:P
#72854
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 11, 2010, 09:21:56 AM
Quote from: islander on October 10, 2010, 11:11:44 PM
paita ba diay ning iring nga manganak wa sa lugar.  diha sa among balkon intawon, sa ilawon sa airconditioner.  luoy kaayo ang mga mingming. usa na lay buhi kay gikaon sa mga lalaking iring ang tulo. 

nagmahay gyod ko nga wa dayon nako kuhaa ang mother cat and kittens ug gisulod sa balay.  hinoon, lisod-lisod gyod.  karon naa na sila sa living room, naa sa pet carrier nga tinabonan ug habol.  occupied na ang usa ka room ug ang master's rest room ug ubang mga iring. 

sakto tingali to ang giingon sa veterinarian nga mas maayo pang mag-andam mi daan ug tent, unya adto mi sa tent matulog kay ang mga iring na lang ang pasudlon sa balay.  ngiaowwwww! 


Ms. Isle with her cats. Di makita si banana republic kay tua sa sawog natulog...  :P


#72855
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 09:08:34 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:39:07 PM
hehehe....importante gyud nga mobasa sa pahinumdom. ;D

Na-rattle na tungod kay over-excited.

Pero, hmm, tinuod ba kaha nga some women pay for sex?  ???
#72856

No Yoga for Christians?

Reported by: Mike Lyons, WTLV-TV
Sunday, October 10 2010



A Southern Baptist theologian is calling on Christians to forego yoga.

Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler says the stretching and meditative discipline derived from Eastern religions is not a Christian pathway to God.

Mohler said he objects to "the idea that the body is a vehicle for reaching consciousness with the divine."

Joan Goldsmith of Jacksonville, Florida is a Christian and a yoga participant for 9 years.

"The Bible says your body is a temple of God. You should exercise and keep it looking good. God is a part of my whole day, he's everywhere, I do everything with him looking over me I hope. I see no contradiction at all," said Goldsmith.

Alyson Foreacre is a yoga instructor.

She says if you choose to make it a spiritual practice then it is up to you.

"Teachers are not guiding people away from spiritual faith, that is absolutely not the case and I have been in thousands of classes," said Foreacre. "It has given me a greater sense of faith by far and I have seen it over and over again on the floor. I know if it can help me it can help anyone."


http://arkansasmatters.com/news-fulltext?nxd_id=359145
#72857
History / Re: Bohol Karaoke Bars Closed
October 10, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:58:09 PM
asa ra to's Hubag...siya mauy suheto ug pina Germanium style.. :D
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:58:50 PM
aw kato bai mura to  ug human designer,huwaton sa nato to

He he, di nato ipatik diri kay basin kawaton atong ideya. Makahibawo ra unya mo kay segurado ko nga mo-patronize mo sa maong pahuwayanan...

Speaking of which, mouna ko ninyog iskerda kay naa koy pangandaman nga trabaho kunohay...

#72858
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:18:00 PM
nagkuan na pod.... :-X

Pastilan. Makasugakod ba kaha si Bay Vito kon maohon...  :-\
#72859
Love Talk / Re: Is Your Lover Faithful to You?
October 10, 2010, 11:22:37 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
hahahaha, andami ug candy bai aron dali ra moundang ug hilak

Di na ni matabang og candy. Kulata nay angay ini...  ;D
#72860
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:12:08 PM
sa paingon pa kuanon... :P

Di ba gikan pa siyang gikuan?  ???
#72861
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 09:02:36 PM
Hay naku lethal injection nalang... kasakit pud ani.

Mga baje sagad injection ang gusto...
#72862
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:04:46 PM
masilyahan nalng bai,stuco para mosinaw ug balik

Samot kadaghan ang chicks kon maohon...
#72863
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
nahitabo sab nako na sauna....ang iyang gibati karon ;D

Karon samtang gikuan siya?
#72864
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:48:44 PM
giunsa man diay ka nila inday Lucky?... ???

akong kasab-an ni sila....  >:(

nganong inyo mang kuanon si Lucky nga wa man siya magkuan...kon gusto mo'g kinuanay, paghuwat mo..kay gikuan pa sija... :P

Bwahaha! Kakuanon man pud tag di oras aning estoryaha!
#72865
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:59:51 PM

murag mohilak na jud ug si lucky ang mahingtungdan ana bai kay sadista kaayo ang porma ;D

Di kaha mohilak pero nagkurog sa kahinam bay.
#72866
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:00:02 PM
dili uy...kumpetensiya ni sila....ang sa naawahi, gamitan lang daw ug used oil.... >:(

He he, daghan bitawng sugilanon kabahin sa panagtigi kunohay niining duruha ka esmokoy...
#72867
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
tira pasagad, 'to!!...misag nangunot na ang burag bibingka?

He he, bahin ani, ang pasagad nga tira dili sa kinsay tirahan, kon dili sa parte sa lawas sa tirahan nga pinili na...

;D
#72868
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:52:44 PM
basta di lang mahagbong inig ambak bai,ok na

Mabitik ang tiil, na, sitting duck bisag nagbitay...
#72869
#72870
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2010, 10:53:38 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:44:29 PM
hahaha,mura diay ka ug twister bai bisan asa taliyok

Misag unsa ray mahunahunaan bay, tira pasagad, misan asa paingon burag umang nga way bayanan...  8)
#72871
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 10:38:38 PM
Sus, diri na oud niabot imo story telling

OK, let's change the subject. Let's move from constipation to perseverance...





;D


#72872
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2010, 10:42:08 PM
Bwahaha. Ako maoy usa ka tawo nga way libog kay libog nang daan, way lingaw, way gidulaw, way gitago ug way gibutyag!  ;D
#72873
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:22:25 PM
hehehe.....ipakita lang gihapon ang kamaya...luyo sa ping-it sa mga kasakit. ;D

Bitaw. Kay sa gikaingon na, ang bagyo adunay paglurang--ug ang tubol adunay pagkatagak...





;D
#72874
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
batong na dugay na wa nagamit bai

Basin giulod na diay...  :P
#72875
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:16:56 PM
lawayan ra man sa sacristan.. ???

Isip pag-andam sa halad para sa pari?  ???
#72876
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:14:52 PM
wa man ko'y gitumong....palawhag ra man na'ng akoa.. :P

Oi, defensive man. Kay wa bitaw tay gitumong ani...

Bato-bato sa langit,
Ang tamaan ay kwaknit.


;D
#72877
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
ug ingon ani kadaghana di ba kaha mapusgay ang tinagoan tungod sa kadaghan

Ngano diay bay, motilaw diay ang tanan?
#72878
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:02:43 PM
murag  mobalik pagkabirhen bai.sakit 2x siguro na

Basin nibalik pagkabirhen pero gamayng tikdol mobigay...  :P
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Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 10:11:08 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 10:04:20 PM
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Salamat niining maong panultihon, Bay Bugs! Usa kini ka tukmang hubit sa kinabuhi sa usa ka kwaknit kansang bugtong higala malagmit mao ang iyang kaugalingon!  :-X
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:01:00 PM
hahahah, aw mao ba.abi ko ug mura gakaon ug sinugbang baboy

Basin gusto pud kag full lips, Bay Vits, sama ani nga celebrity millionaire...





:o
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:56:59 PM
sa lubak 2x na nawong bai.

Basin wood putty nay gikinahanglan ana bay.
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
ang hingtundan bai.basin nangunot na pud bai

Ang pait kon kunot na kaayo unya wa nay lana...  :P
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Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:57:42 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
Asus, nganong gaproblema ba sija, nga niuli naman sa ija ang cow... Mag-andam ra gud sija ug kwartahan na buyer inig mobalik ang young bull... basin diay naay gusto mopalit pud ug young bull ;)

Mao bitaw nga dili na lang unta niya problemahon. Hunahunaon na lang niya nga it's part of the package. Sa iyang edad di na unta siya angay madismaya sa mga isyu kabahin sa kamasalad-on sa tawo ug sa kahaguka sa pagbati sa mga anak ni Eba...
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
hahahaha,ug kinsa ang murag nagmug-ot bai

Basin gahilomhilom ra bay.
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:27:43 PM
toa pa sa trabahoan bai.nanginabuhi pa

Karon, hain na man?  ;D
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Quote from: bisayantek on October 10, 2010, 09:45:27 PM
Aron makauyab og gwapa, kinahanglan ang pamaba. Kon wa ka ani, di gyod ka kauyab bisag gwapo pa ka.

He he, mao diay daghang alaga nis Bay Vito kay atik man kaayo mamaba. Morag hapit na gani mosugot si Ms. Lucky...  ;D
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:39:31 PM
hahahaha... ug kinsay mga  dagko

Makit-an pud unsay lainlaing nga porma sa mga baje--kinsay lagom, bagag ngabil, nanghiwi, naglaway, nagdiwalwal ang dila...

;D
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Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Maajo manag whole cow kay hinay-hinay ra ug hurot pwede tiil unay lapwahan.... unja sunod buwan inig buhi pa ang cow pwede ang isa napud ka tiil... Libre pa minti ug gatas. Inig sum-ulan pwede ihawon ibaligya. Makaginansya pa.

He he, ang nakadaot lang sa iyang whole cow kay gisayonsayon lang og syomoy sa usa ka young bull...  :P
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
paita pud na oi , di pa gwapo baga pa ug nawong, unsa kaha pud ang simod ani baga ba kaha pud?

Ngil-ad gani, angay lang pud nga baga og nawong...  8)
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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
mahibaw-an ug kinsay baho ani bai

Makit-an pa jud kinsay gagmayg pikoy...
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Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
Wag naman manong Hoboi, just because he's 72.... he has still the right to love and to be love ;) Gamay nalang baja ija moments sa earth. Why not spend it with love and happiness? My good wishes for him... God bless the old guy ;)

Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow.  :P
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He he, kini maoy cool nga kasilyas. Open-air unya posible nga naa pa jud kay audience throughout your performance ...





;D
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Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Scariest Bridges
October 10, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 09:09:20 PM
Sus Marosep kani maoy pinakascary... hmm...pero I would love to try crossing this bridge ;)

He he, this is guaranteed to scare the pants off of you...
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History / Re: Botaka
October 10, 2010, 09:12:57 PM
Mahilig man jud kag botaka, Scarb, imo na ni, for future use--maybe 30-40 years from now...





;D

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Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Scariest Bridges
October 10, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
He he...





:o
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Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 10, 2010, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 08:10:35 PM
sauna pa gyud ug hangtod karon, malipat gyud ko ani nga topic. >:(


Topic man gud ang mag-usab-usab dinhi nga thread, mao nga kon atong hunahunaon ang unod sa estorya sa latest post, malipat jud ta labi na kon ang maong post puno sa mga pagtulon-an.  ;D
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Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 07:48:10 PM
mao gyud nay akong problema... :-[

Problema kay nauna ang kasuod unya maglisod na hinuon ka unsaon pagpanguyab?
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Facts and Trivia / Re: OPTICAL ILLUSIONS GALLERY
October 10, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
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Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 10, 2010, 07:28:36 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 07:18:15 PM
Katungdanan man kaha ni Adan og Eva i-multiply ang katawhan, karon gagubot na ang kalibutan kay gusto na pod og pupulation control.

Control sa population o unsa pa diha, kalagmitan ang tinagoang tumong way kalainan sa ubang mga programa ug kalihokan sa hataas nga kasaysayan sa tawo: kwarta ug gahom.
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World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 10, 2010, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on March 02, 2009, 12:28:49 PM
It's not just men who pay prostitutes to sleep with them. For some women, paying for sex is more convenient than cruising bars and clubs trying to find men.

"They don't want to be found out. They want to do something private - it's their own world, a part of their life that they want to be secret."

Nicole runs a high-class escort agency in the West Midlands, whose clients include women as well as men. Her male escorts host "in-calls" for female clients at a large country cottage, three quarters of a mile away from the nearest town. The exterior gives no clue as to what goes on inside and instead looks more like a French chalet.

Male escorts know that some of their clients aren't single. One says some women don't think paying for sex is cheating, in the same way that having an affair would be.
   
For women who are attached, the risks of going to a bar or a public place to meet a man are often seen as too high, and so having a discreet hide-away can be crucial.

Hmm. Unsa kahay opinyon sa mga miyembro sa TB bahin ani...   ???