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#71501
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 31, 2010, 06:15:33 AM
Quote from: islander on October 31, 2010, 12:00:30 AM
hehe, di gyod ma-iring si banana republic.  nevah.  di man na siya dakponon. 

He he, basin nasobrahan katanod, magpadakop og lain...  ;D
#71502
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 31, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 11:55:06 PM
always, always.  i treat animals and humans equally. ;D

Meow!  8)
#71503
Quote from: luckybelle on October 31, 2010, 03:30:30 AM
::) Very much open  ;D

Quote from: chicogon on October 31, 2010, 05:47:32 AM
Hehehehe pagbantay basin dunay ambush!!!  ;D

For extra safety, wear a chastity belt and throw away the key!  ;D
#71504
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 31, 2010, 06:05:36 AM
When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level of their mediocrity. --Napoleon Bonaparte
#71505
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 31, 2010, 05:57:53 AM
Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man. --Horace

#71506
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 31, 2010, 05:54:55 AM
Mediocrity is now, as formerly, dangerous, commonly fatal, to the poet; but among even the successful writers of prose, those who rise sensibly above it are the very rarest exceptions. --William E. Gladstone

#71507
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 31, 2010, 05:52:53 AM
There are certain things in which mediocrity is intolerable: poetry, music, painting, public eloquence. --Jean de la Bruyere
#71508
Love Talk / Re: Do Women Need Men?
October 31, 2010, 05:44:27 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 31, 2010, 02:48:33 AM
Tsahahahahaha... nakapabor ang totpi  ;D

Totpi tuod pero mora mag doktin kadak-a...  ;D
#71509
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 31, 2010, 05:38:23 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 10:26:37 PM
Di lang ko ato ijang tabanog kay nipis ra ug pisi... madajon nya ko ug kahog sa Falls... Lisod na  ;D

OK ra, oi. Tan-awag usab di ba naay seatbelt. Gawas pa, de-motor man to, wa magsalig sa tugot.  Ug labaw sa tanan, pilit-pilit ang alimpulo adto...  ;D
#71510
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 31, 2010, 05:35:06 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
ging angkab sang subay akon na itlog

Subay ang nagsangkab sang itlog pero timos ang nagkagat sang Rin Tin Tin.  ;D
#71511
Quote from: luckybelle on October 31, 2010, 03:30:30 AM

::) Very much open  ;D

Expect guerilla checkpoints.  8)
#71513
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 10:41:44 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 10:33:14 PM


Hala dong Bran gihimo naka ug Piggy Butterfly ni Manoi Hoboi........  ;D

Oi, nalayo na man diay tuod nis tinaig manok. Hybrid nga Miss Piggy ug Madame Butterfly ang resulta ani...  :P
#71514
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 10:39:22 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 10:33:14 PM


Hala dong Bran gihimo naka ug Piggy Butterfly ni Manoi Hoboi........  ;D

Oops, he he, sorry surikbotoy. Kini man gud si Bay Bolbs, giapil man gud niyag hisgot ang baktin nga nagkalamurok ang aping...  :P
#71515
Quote from: vrglguapo on October 30, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Atakihon sab ka sa mga Madre Bay hubs..

Maayo ra pud bitaw nga wa ko madayon kay lisod ning pari ta unya makauyab tag madre. OK ning yano ra tang parokyano...  ;D
#71516
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 09:56:28 PM

Aw maoba?... I'm sure wa jud ka madawat interview pa lang daan pitot

On the contrary, wa masakpi ang akong pagkapitot, kay inighiling dili man pitot tan-awon...  8)

Sayang, duha na lang unta ka tuig akong kuwang...
#71517
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 30, 2010, 10:25:02 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 10:08:21 PM

Hehehe....  ;D  ;D  ;D dinhi na magamit ang pisi bay hubs (when you reach the end of your rope).... pahikot ko sa hawak di lang sa liog... kay basin tuod moambak.. tsagi lang magdala lang ko ug daghan guards... hehehe  ;D  ;D  ;D  my sisters said it's beautiful there so try fud naho ug visit...  ;D

He he, huwami lang ang tabanog ni Bugsay, maoy sakyi...  ;D
#71518
Poems and Poets / Re: Comparing thee to summer's day
October 30, 2010, 10:21:08 PM



;D
#71519
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 10:12:48 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on October 30, 2010, 09:54:37 PM
Unya basin ug pusilon sad ka sa syudad ...hehehe

He he, magpolitiko na lang kaha ko kon maohon...  ;D
#71520
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
asa man ani si aspo?  tua sa outer space naghuwat nagbanganga? ;D

Wa ba kaha pud magbilangkad?  :-X
#71521
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 30, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 29, 2010, 11:57:14 AM
Applying for a Canadian tourist visa...


Visit tsako sistah


Ug tan-aw ko sa Great Falls Niagara



Ayaw padani sa lamat sa Niagara...


It is said that Niagara Falls has a hypnotic allure that gives some
people the uncontrollable urge to jump in and join the powerful,
swirling waters. Officials say that they recover an average of 20
people per year who chose Niagara Falls as the place to end their
lives.

Niagara Falls



8)

#71522
Quote from: luckybelle on October 30, 2010, 09:36:31 PM

Hehehe... magmadre baya tana ko sa una... kaya lang taman ra ko sa search in kay mahadlok ko matintal ang some of the  brothers na motake na sa ila vow... hehehe... kidding  ;D  ;D  ;D but half the truth  ;D  ;D  ;D

Ako magpari baya pud unta...  8) 
#71523
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 09:46:53 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on October 30, 2010, 09:05:54 PM
Basin gukdon ka ug sundang sa bukid Bay Hubs..

He he, adto lang tingali nako ni i-apply sa syudad...
#71524
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 09:29:14 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 30, 2010, 08:39:01 PM
Si Arnold man ni among pet pig. Naa mi baboy ingon ani among ginganlan ug Arnold. Ambot nakadungog man siguro mo aning term nga Chivaree. Ug bag ong kasal ka diri sa america usahay ma victim ka ug chivaree kay mga kaila rapud nimo magbuhat sa ingon. Human sa among kasal ang bestfriend sa akong bana nag chivaree sa among balay ug ila ning gibilin ang baboy ingon ani ug porma perti tong hadluka namo oi kay tan awa taas ang tango pero ang baboy diay grabeh ka anand kay pet pot belly pig diay ni sa uban nga na unwanted mao naapil sa chivaree ug tuod man si Arnold live with us for many years until amo siyang gihatag for adoption.

Nindot bitaw himoon nga pet ang baboy. Loyal ning baboy unya brayt pa jud...


Pig saves owner's life

We've all heard of dogs coming to the rescue of their owners but pigs are a first.

Jo Ann Altsman was vacationing in the woods of Pennsylavania in the United States with her housebroken Vietnamese pot-bellied pig Lulu, when she had a heart attack.

The pig noticed her owner having a heart attack, "cried" momentarily before rushing out to a nearby road to seek help from motorists, according to www.animalslook.com.

Lulu did this by walking onto the road and laying down in front of upcoming vehicles, in the hope that a good samaritan would stop.

When motorists failed to stop, Lulu would go back and check on her beloved owner, before going back on the road to get help.

Lulu persisted and finally, a young motorist stopped and contacted paramedics.

http://210.5.43.242/news/7108-pig-saves-owners-life



Abi ibta...  ;D
#71525
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 30, 2010, 08:13:13 PM
Ug medyo kaduha duhaan likayi na imong bisyo nga kinilo kay sa tantong palit palit nimo ug kinilo ug imo nang tigumon hayan milyon na kana. Ug naa na unya kay milyon di na ka magkinilo kay naa namay apson ang baje nimo ihatag nalang ni nimo nila ug free.  ;D

Sakto baya pud, pero, tsk, tsk, tsk, kinahanglan magpinari ko ani balig pila ka tuig kon maohon...  ::)
#71526
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 30, 2010, 08:18:51 PM
Wow nice story Toy, maayo unta ug kitang tanan naay pangutok nga ingon ani. Daghan tag mapupo nga pagtulun an niining imong sugilanon Toy.

Bitaw. Mao nga bisan medyo ulahi na, ako ning testingan...  ;D
#71527
Quote from: fdaray on October 30, 2010, 06:46:54 PM
Aron mominos ang population sa iro, ato na lang ihawon Lami and kilawin nga iro.


Eating Dog Meat is Dangerous for People
Thursday, September 16, 2010

By Mona Sabalones Gonzalez

It would be a mistake to presume that eating dog meat is a way to address hunger and poverty among humans; or to view it a delicacy for the wealthy. It would be a mistake to say that dogs raised as cattle to be eaten (as happens in China) are different from the dogs one keeps in one’s home as pets.

Dog meat can kill people. An article by Kathleen E. McLaughlin in the Global Post warned that China has an alarming rabies problem. In 2007 there were 3,302 confirmed human rabies cases, 21 times as much as in the entire period from 1990 to 1996.

The source of the problem is not among dogs as pets or dogs on the streets--but among dogs raised as cattle. This is because the dogs are crowded together in cages too small to accommodate all of them and they are abusively transported from place to place. An overcrowded cage full of dogs makes viruses spread easily. When handling these dogs, one is vulnerable to rabies which spreads through bites, scratches and saliva.

It is not just rabies that cattle-raised dogs are vulnerable to. In Guangdong some 149 dogs were rescued from meat marketsâ€"where they were about to be sold for consumption. Some 100 of those rescued dogs had to be euthanized because of distemper.

In two cases of human rabies in Hanoi, the patients were infected by butchering a rabid animal. In the Philippines, two people died of rabies after eating dog meat, the Global Post reported.

According to the Animal Kingdom Foundation Inc., the average annual human death toll from rabies is from 200 to 500 in the Philippines. Rabies is the most serious public health hazard in the country.

The Philippines ranks sixth among countries with the highest incidence of rabies. Some 10,000 dogs are infected with rabies every year.

R.A. 8485 is the Animal Welfare Act of 1998. Section 6 says:

It is unlawful to neglect to provide adequate care, sustenance, shelter or to maltreat any animal; to buy animals to torture; to kill any animal for human consumption except cattle, pigs, goats, sheep, rabbits, carabaos, horses, deer and crocodiles.

The R.A. 9482 Anti-Rabies Act of 2007 section 11 says any person found guilty of trading dog meat will be fined at least five thousand pesos (P5,000) per dog and face imprisonment for one to four years.


http://euthymic-euthymic.blogspot.com/2010/09/eating-dog-meat-is-dangerous-for-people.html
#71528
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 27, 2010, 11:40:03 AM
hahaha at least dako pa ka ug time magtigom Toy ug balihon. 

He he, kaduhaduhaan gihapon...  :-\
#71529
He he, di lang kay mawalwag ang baba ni Aspo ani, basin moungot pas tilaok...  :P
#71530
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 07:18:07 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 30, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
indi gid ko tahod manogbanig  pangsut gid ang baho gid ya 

Ngaa bala pangsut gid? Nagapangihi ba ang tadhan sang banig?
Abi bulbola...


;D
#71531
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 30, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
abaw kon mag alibangbang ka man mawad an gid  ko sang kalipay gid ya indi ko man masudong sang katahom  mo gid daw baktin namorok mong aping bla


Ini ang tahom gid nga alibakbaktin...





;D
#71532
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 07:08:02 PM
Quote from: fdaray on October 30, 2010, 07:02:00 PM
Unsang kabawa ang kanunay gikabay-an adlaw ug gabii? awasa

He he, kayasa gud ani...  ;D
#71533
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
Quote from: chicogon on October 30, 2010, 06:12:54 PM
Hehehehe  ;D

KA BOW nahimong BOW KO!!!  ;D

BOW KO NI BOTOY!!!

He he, TOY BO man pud ang atay ni BO TOY ani!  ;D
#71534
Quote from: bugsay on October 30, 2010, 06:01:42 PM
idugang ni pang touch-up sa finish...


He he, para makalimtan jud ang mga samad, i-dismantle kaha ang koral unya ang kahoy himoong computer chairs, sama ani:





Asa na man tong mas nindot pa nimong mga design, Bay Bugs...
#71535
Quote from: bugsay on October 30, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
tsk tsk tsk.....naglibog ko'g unsay akong isulti.. >:(

Gumikan sa imong kaluoy sa gidangatan sa salon workers?  ???
#71536
Photos Unlimited / Re: Sunset Photos
October 30, 2010, 04:35:01 PM
#71537
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 30, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
kotong gid bla pag inag isip isip mo sir hubag bohol parag makag bakal sang onog?

Pwede gid bla manogngayo lang sa silingan, pabaga lang sang ngawong haw.
#71538
Quote from: U.S. of America on October 30, 2010, 03:15:43 PM
The days  passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father  took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will  never be the same.

Di na jud tuod, pero at least makatabang nig gamay...


#71539
General Topic / Re: Manila
October 30, 2010, 04:20:56 PM
#71540
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 04:14:49 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 30, 2010, 04:03:06 PM
maayo ra sab nga namatay ang kabaw...kay kon wa pa, nagdaro ra unta ka karon? ;D

Aw, di jud unta makapermig dukdok diris TB...  8)
#71541
How To Tips / Re: How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 04:11:48 PM
He he, di ra jud mahibaw-an ang swerte sa unggoy...  ;D
#71542
Philippine Photo Gallery / Ang Kabaw
October 30, 2010, 02:17:58 PM
#71543
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 21, 2010, 10:33:33 AM
Matud ni Gungob nga ning bulan lamang sa Oktubre kini mao ang ika-tulo nga kaso sa pagpanglugos ang natigayon sa area lamang sa Tagoloan ug gikaalarma na pag-ayo sa kapolisan ang maong insidente.

Ika-tulo na ? Kuyawa gud diay kon maohon...  :P
#71544
How To Tips / How Botoy Became a Millionaire
October 30, 2010, 01:29:25 PM
A young newly-wed couple decided to raise their family in a simple rural setting, with animals on a farm, and rice as their crop. So they moved to Bohol and bought a carabao from a farmer for 1,000 pesos.

The next day, instead of delivering the carabao, the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry, Toy, but I have some bad news. The carabao died.'

Botoy replied, 'Well, then, just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Botoy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead carabao.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?

Botoy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead carabao!'

Botoy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Botoy and asked, 'What happened with that dead carabao?'

Botoy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 20 pesos apiece and made a profit of 8,980 pesos.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Botoy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 20 pesos back.'


;D


Epilogue: Karon si Botoy asyendero na...



#71545
General Topic / Re: Baha..
October 30, 2010, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 19, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
oso gid ni ya sang panahong sang mga yoda eds

Ini gid ang yoga editors kapre pants bla:





;D
#71546
Quote from: islander on October 29, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
MYSTIFYING KITE Category
is it a bird?  is it superman?  is it a throw pillow?  it's vhinz's entry!

Drowing tingali ni sa anak ni Vhinz...
#71547
Quote from: U.S. of America on October 30, 2010, 12:08:30 PM
For reproduction purposes, an uncastrated male dog is retained, but the local anti-rabies task force shall supervise and regulate its reproductive functions, said the ordinance.

Supervision and regulation of canine reproductive functions? Cool.  8)
#71548
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 29, 2010, 07:47:51 AM
Frog that spits venom.


Nakahinagbo na ko ani, maayo gani kay sa cyberspace ra...  ;D

#71549
Learn English Online / Re: Word of the Day
October 30, 2010, 11:30:23 AM
po·et·as·ter, n.

1. A writer of verse who does not deserve to be called a poet, despite his or her pretensions; an inferior poet lacking in ability. Trivial or worthless verse may sometimes be called poetastery.

Poetaster, like rhymester or versifier, is a contemptuous name often applied to bad or inferior poets. Specifically, poetaster has implications of unwarranted pretentions to artistic value. The word was coined in Latin by Erasmus in 1521. It was first used in English by Ben Jonson in his 1600 play Cynthia's Revels; immediately afterwards Jonson chose it as the title of his 1601 play Poetaster.


http://www.answers.com/topic/poetaster
#71550
Learn English Online / Re: Word of the Day
October 30, 2010, 11:22:24 AM
No comment from Hoobag. I don't know about Boogsay.
#71551
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 10:21:47 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 30, 2010, 06:54:54 AM
Kanang magzuwat nga th, ;D borag nag narrate ug daily diary?  :-X

Unya ibatbat ang tanang way lami nga panghitabo (nga ang kadaghanan pang-Disneyland ra), nga palamion kintahay pagsuwat pero kataw-anan hinuon ang resulta?

:-X
#71552
Technology / Re: Ganahan ka ani nga design sa mouse?
October 30, 2010, 10:15:57 AM
Quote from: islander on October 05, 2010, 11:35:42 PM
mora gyod tuod ug ilaga nga nagbikini. ::)

Unsa man, mas ganahan ka ani nga design?





;D
#71553
Gilawalawa na lag hinuwat kay hinay jamo mopakli ang pahina sa TB...





:P
#71554
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 24, 2010, 08:26:35 AM
Some of the female workers also said they had been physically and sexually assaulted by their employer.

Susmarisep! Gomburza!  :(
#71555
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: -Abi Sabta-
October 30, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 09:37:29 AM
paging, bolbuhol!  this here is your area of expertise... ;D

Abaw, sabat gid man gilayon si Aylandir. Anong paging ba ang ginahambal mo haw? Kyampaw? ;D
#71556
Quote from: AsPo on October 29, 2010, 11:39:58 PM
hahaha
grabe man ni imoha bugs..di ko katak om

Bantay, Asp, kay kon pakusgan ni Bay Bugs and andar basin mawalwag imong baba...  ;D
#71557
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie, here.
October 30, 2010, 09:42:37 AM
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 09:10:04 AM
naghuwat pa kog anus-a matang-an. ;D

Tingali kon mogradweyt na...  :-X
#71558
Poems and Poets / Re: Let me paint the stars ,
October 30, 2010, 09:36:53 AM
He he, ang balaknong baki, bow.  :-X
#71559
Inspiration & Hope / Re: A Thought For Today
October 30, 2010, 09:27:23 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 29, 2010, 07:31:38 PM
Ang owat nga kintid og bout daling mangugat,
 ang dli makasugakod ug o-ow nga jaga² molagum,
     ang wlay humor makasimangot,daling mangonot  ;D

Ang kunot tambalan ra sa iyang laway.
Kon molagom haplasag ihi ang ulo.
Bisan unsaon nato og sumay-sumay
Paturatoy lang gihapon ang krokongho.

;D
#71561
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 30, 2010, 12:07:05 AM
napalambo nila kay naa namay erotic stories sa sulod. mao sigurong himalitan kaayo kay daghan nagpautog. ;D

Aw, mao diay, labi na kay mas bastos kuno paminawon kon Binisaya, he he...  ;D
#71562
Jokes and Humor / Re: Don't tease the Gaboons...
October 30, 2010, 09:05:23 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 30, 2010, 12:05:16 AM
nagpanilap tawn ang baboon oi. nakakita ug bungoton nga naay misiwil nga mani. ;D

He he, basin nagtuo nga gihiwian siya...  ;D
#71563
Jokes and Humor / Re: If you are caughted in the act
October 30, 2010, 09:03:49 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 30, 2010, 12:01:15 AM
moana pagsulti si darna hubs: guys, bisbisi ko. pasiriti ko ninyo.

He he...





;D
#71564
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 30, 2010, 08:51:30 AM
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. --W. Clement Stone
#71565
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 08:46:34 AM
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 08:09:38 AM
ganahan baya sad diay kog bad poetry kay makahatag ug fresh perspective ang iyang pagkabanga. 

...ug kalingawan nga way sama. May their tribe increase!  :-X
#71566
Quote from: vrglguapo on October 30, 2010, 01:15:09 AM
May sakit na ang health care karon ..hehe

Makatakod ra bang sakita...  ;D
#71567
Quotable Quotes / Re: Acting in English
October 30, 2010, 08:34:26 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 30, 2010, 01:03:17 AM
nating empasigol angder da sang

Sang sing seng song sung. Bisang angder da mun. Bisang bisong. Sumurok gid ang dugo sang nati nga naburad ang kigor bla...  8)
#71568
Quotable Quotes / Re: Love Quote of the Day
October 30, 2010, 08:25:37 AM



;D
#71569
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie, here.
October 30, 2010, 08:02:15 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 30, 2010, 06:32:50 AM
MiUmInTo na jud kY nApAk-An Na  ;D

Siya ra pud ang gaunay-unay og taod sa pako...  :-X
#71570
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 11:26:23 PM
unog unog gid pog namit mang gid pro

Sunog na lang ang unog kung may naa na dilihengsya ba haw.  ;D
#71571
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: *Dulot Sa Amay*
October 30, 2010, 07:55:22 AM
Quote from: chicogon on October 30, 2010, 07:17:16 AM
Dulot ni Amay Bisaya!!!  ;D


Bwahaha! Dulot sa amay ang akong kahimuot!  ;D
#71572
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 07:50:12 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 30, 2010, 07:16:55 AM
Dulot zad sa amay ang pagmahal sa kaugalingorn§..dafat lang ky wla man laing mopataaz sa ija bandera
   maong sya ray mag bayang mag-iliw permi  :-X

Kaluoy... 
#71573
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 07:07:04 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 30, 2010, 06:54:54 AM
Kanang syay ray gilamian pero ang nagbaza gaduka og gipol-an,corNizious paloi§?  8) di ba?

He he, anzo pa jud...  :-X
#71574
Poems and Poets / Re: Let me paint the stars ,
October 30, 2010, 07:01:46 AM
Quote from: AsPo on October 29, 2010, 11:45:02 PM
unsaon pagpintal sa bitoon.usa pa maghangad hangad una ko hahaha

He he, klaroha lang asa ka mohangad, Asp, basin lain imong makit-an. Basin imbis star, kwaknit hinuon, sama aning balak nga gi-recite sa Mad Hatter:

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!


;D

#71575
Poems and Poets / Re: Let me paint the stars ,
October 30, 2010, 06:55:15 AM
Quote from: islander on October 29, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
i'd rather paint a dark sky with stars.

He he, daghang nang pintor-powiters kon maohon...  ;D
#71576
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 06:50:59 AM
Quote from: islander on October 30, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
McGonagall has been acclaimed as the worst poet in British history.  The chief criticisms of his poetry are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly.  In the hands of lesser artists, this might generate merely dull, uninspiring verse.  However, McGonagall's fame stems from the humorous effects these shortcomings generate.  The inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most spontaneously amusing comic poetry in the English language. 

Ang nakapahimuot ani kon ang gasuwat seryoso pero wa siya masayod nga ang iyang sinuwat kataw-anan diay...  :P
#71577
Poems and Poets / Re: How to Write Bad Poetry
October 30, 2010, 06:41:50 AM
Quote from: islander on October 29, 2010, 09:51:44 AM
hahahahaha!  one of the best and wittiest poetry writing lessons i've come across. :D 

thank you very much, hubag/ for not being a drag/ you're not the lady with a bag/ much less the boy with a brag! ;D

I'm just a poor wag who has no patience
With oily dickheads full of pretentience.

;D
#71578
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie
October 30, 2010, 06:30:14 AM
Quote from: AsPo on October 29, 2010, 11:55:26 PM
welcome me hahaha

welcome newbie pod

Welcome newbie! He he, dugay-dugay man ang imong bakasyon, Asp...   8)
#71579
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 30, 2010, 06:27:22 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 30, 2010, 12:41:43 AM
bo li a gid

Gid umbol anglub utsang tubol.  ;D
#71580
Poems and Poets / Re: Let me paint the stars ,
October 29, 2010, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 28, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
Schalan si uyang Ayda-Aida ,Laida-Layda naman imong gipazabortz? tyahaha²

Aydauroy, magadibuho man gid lang sang langit, magapaghingtulog pud gid bla.  ;D
#71581
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Humok ug Ilong
October 29, 2010, 10:21:33 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
halin sang boka boka

Humok gid ba parehas sang ginahambin sang ilong...  :P
#71582
Quote from: cujo on October 22, 2010, 06:42:52 AM
Don't get discouraged of the failing economy.It will bounce back.Buy stocks.

Buhi pa ba kaha ang nag-ilaid karon inig-abot sa panahon...
#71583
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 05, 2010, 10:24:10 PM
hahaha, ang puki na  nilapwaan bai perting lawaya ug lamia

Pwede diay bisan sabaw-sabaw lang...  ;D
#71584
Quotable Quotes / Re: Acting in English
October 29, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 15, 2010, 10:47:49 PM
ano gid sina indi ko gid masabtang eunots

Hmm. Great acting in Ilonggo...  8)
#71585
Quote from: islander on October 15, 2010, 10:41:51 PM
it looks like he knows what he speaks of.  he must have matured in 2004.

As they said it about someone else, Brando then made a great career move.
#71586
Quotable Quotes / Re: Acting in English
October 29, 2010, 09:34:13 PM
Quote from: islander on October 15, 2010, 10:28:53 PM
both hubag and bolbuhol aren't blind, of course.  i suspect though that they're eunuchs.  ;D

Undeserving of such praise.
#71587
Quotable Quotes / Re: Acting in English
October 29, 2010, 09:32:30 PM
Quote from: islander on October 15, 2010, 10:27:24 PM
i guess that's what hubag bohol is in tb in relation to bolbuhol.  (just a guess, anyway.)  his is a mix of morbid curiosity and tolerance, underscored by a sense of fun.  bolbuhol, of course, is the main actor.  ;D     

A mix of morbid tolerance and curious fun, underscored by sense. Bolbuhol, by the way, is also the scriptwriter.  ;D
#71588
Kag porugitpol layk Imelda...
#71589
The stars, were they in one's head, could just as easily be transferred from one lobe to another. --Botoy
#71590
Quotable Quotes / Re: Great English Poets
October 29, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Song

   
GO and catch a falling star,   
  Get with child a mandrake root,   
Tell me where all past years are,   
  Or who cleft the Devil's foot;   
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,         
Or to keep off envy's stinging,   
        And find   
        What wind   
Serves to advance an honest mind.   
 
If thou be'st born to strange sights,   
  Things invisible to see,   
Ride ten thousand days and nights   
  Till Age snow white hairs on thee;   
Thou, when thou return'st, wilt tell me   
All strange wonders that befell thee,   
        And swear   
        No where   
Lives a woman true and fair.   
 
If thou find'st one, let me know;   
  Such a pilgrimage were sweet.   
Yet do not; I would not go,   
  Though at next door we might meet.   
Though she were true when you met her,   
And last till you write your letter,   
        Yet she   
        Will be   
False, ere I come, to two or three.   

 
John Donne (1573â€"1631)
#71591
Quotable Quotes / Re: Love Quote of the Day
October 29, 2010, 09:12:51 PM
Quote from: cujo on October 28, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
Ah! a man's love is strong
  When fain he comes a-mating
But a woman"s love is long
  And grows when it is waiting.

                            Laurence Housman,The Two Loves

Ah! a woman's head is strong
  When fain she goes a-catching
But a man's tail is long
  And grows when it is throbbing.

;D
#71592
Jokes and Humor / Re: If you are caughted in the act
October 29, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 08:02:58 PM
mamaygon pa gid ning sila

Pero indi gid makakonsintrit sang awit bla.
#71593
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Humok ug Ilong
October 29, 2010, 08:50:27 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 08:25:25 PM
homok sang ilong kom magkoha dayom sang himayang gaboto

Ang pamangkot gid kung hain halin ang igyom gid bla.
#71594
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 29, 2010, 08:48:27 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 08:05:44 PM
kwaknit damo sang kakahoyam sang kabokiram sang langtay daw gid
mang siligang magaaniginod sang kasangingan santang nagalili sang boli
sang neneng ginagtangbid sang umlan

Umlan nga binuslotam maoy makatagamtam
Sang ginabatyag ko haw nga nakapakauyam
Kay maluibom ka gid ikaw nga inatayam
Matakilpom ka man ug ijarang matikay-am

;D
#71595
Jokes and Humor / Re: Darna
October 29, 2010, 08:39:17 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 29, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
siksi gid pod si darnang karaam pyoryos sang iyang badi bla

Waay gid sing puriko haw, pangromansa gid bla...  ;D
#71596
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What year?
October 29, 2010, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 29, 2010, 02:34:37 PM
wa putli sa kuryente?
gipakurentehan?
;D


He he, wa na ko ron sa power distribution, sa power generation na ko ron. Mas daghan tang mapakuryentehan aning negosyoha...  8)
#71597
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What year?
October 29, 2010, 02:30:02 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 29, 2010, 02:26:36 PM
karon? ;D

Naa nay pipila nga napalipay intawon...  ;D
#71598
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What year?
October 29, 2010, 02:20:09 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 28, 2010, 07:32:20 PM
1992.....  ;D

He he, by 1992, daghan na kong napahilak--




tungod sa akong trabaho nga tigputol sa kuryente sa di kabayad...  ;D
#71599
Quote from: islander on October 29, 2010, 08:55:28 AM
if it's not an alien attack, it's bugsay's entry that had caused the ozone layer's pollution. :(

Oi, mora diay og Mt. Pinatubo eruption...  ;D
#71600
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 29, 2010, 01:43:09 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 29, 2010, 01:19:59 PM
valencia nga natingban sa akong gugma
lawod ug way kinutuban among Hacienda
wa mi basak ug wa'y kalubihan
dagat mauy akong gihisgutan.

Gihisgutan na man lang jud nato ron ang kadagatan,
Ako makaingon nga kini maoy akong pangandoy--
Nga adlaw-adlaw sa lawod ako manginabuhian
Kay seguradong way baki didto nga maglangoylangoy.

;D