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Quote from: vrglguapo on November 13, 2010, 08:52:36 PM
pero unsa may maayo buhaton ug naay magsamoksamok unya mo sulti sa imoha nga,, na in love lagi ko nimo kuya...

Burag wa koy maayong ikatambag nimo aning butanga, Bay Guaps...

#70708

LGU Philippines / Re: Photos of Alleged Mistress of Vice-Pres Jejomar Binay

November 14, 2010, 12:05:26 AM

Quote from: bugsay on November 13, 2010, 08:38:04 PM
yup...pareha ta...... namakak.....bwahahaha

bitaw, tinuod ka bai, labad sa ulo...nya mas pait kon ang imong konsensya mauy mogukod...dili ta kaipsot. $:-\$

Problema jud diay kon naa kay konsensya...

#70709

Science and Research / Re: Thousands of Turtles Captured in Madagascar

November 14, 2010, 12:00:53 AM

Ang karne ani bisan pila na ka oras nga gihiwa, magsigi gihapon og twitch...

#70710

How To Tips / Re: Think Twice When Eating Tilapia

November 13, 2010, 11:52:57 PM

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 13, 2010, 10:31:20 PM
gihipo diay sad ka adto niya bai hubs..

He he, wa pa ko mataymingi kay tagsa ra man gud ko mopauli...

#70711

Question and Answer / Re: Do You Want to Sleep Alone Tonight?

November 13, 2010, 11:47:41 PM

Quote from: bugsay on November 13, 2010, 11:10:38 PM
mag-inusara gyud intawon.....wa ko'y mahimo kay mauy palad nga naangkon..
palad nalang sab ang pabut-on..

Hmm. Palad ang pabut-on? O pinaagi sa palad pabuthon ang hubag sa kamingaw sa pag-inusara?

#70712

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 07:31:45 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 06:30:05 PM

manoghilig ka gid sang polka dats madam islex...

Klarex gid ang hilig ni Madam Islex. Ini ang piborit nga iding niya haw...

#70713

Introduce Yourself / Re: If You Had to Describe Yourself Using Three Words, It Would Beâ€¦

November 10, 2010, 07:24:31 PM

Quote from: Scarb on February 20, 2010, 08:20:51 PM
maldita nga kapayason

Hmm...

#70714

Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?

November 10, 2010, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 28, 2010, 12:08:28 AM
indi sina pareha bay kag sapot ug sabot, ang sapot kag sanina gid sina ang sapot hahahaha

Tuod manuglahi ang sapot kag sabot... Ti unsa gid man ang supot haw?

#70715

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 07:02:40 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 05:43:30 PM
ikaw ni, hubs? sige na lang nang rolling pin ug skillet nga gihimong weapons of mass destruction, your hagtoking the bagulbagol weapons. pero ang medyas nimo intawon... lisod na butangan ug gift ni santa claus karong pasko.

He he, gitujo na aron makaginhawa ang akong athlete's foot...

#70716

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Radyo Baktas

November 10, 2010, 06:59:36 PM

angkor womang:

#70717

Philippine Entertainment / Re: Will Shalani Soledad Become a Girlfriend of Willie Revillame?

November 10, 2010, 06:48:54 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
Shalan ba ni

Bitaw, shalan ba ning mga bag-ong artista, wa na man ta kaila...

#70718

Love Talk / Re: Nawala ang love dahil sa sex toy?

November 10, 2010, 06:45:28 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
indi a, lab na lab gid me ni nene, may ara man gid siya mani....

Indi gid manuggamit sang sex toy haw?

#70719

Love Talk / Re: Nawala ang love dahil sa sex toy?

November 10, 2010, 06:43:28 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 05:39:35 PM
Sabi sakin nawala dw ang pgma2hal niya sakin dahil sa kaga2mit ng sextoy.

Baka mas malambing ang sex toy?

#70720

Facts and Trivia / Re: Trivia about Animals

November 10, 2010, 05:53:12 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 01:29:21 PM
Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats

Hmm. Amazing. Well, here's one such mourning Egyptian...

#70721

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 10, 2010, 05:48:52 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 05:30:34 PM
mata na, dong, kay tingkatulog na.

Na, kon dili momata, silbihan jud og leche...

#70722

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Radyo Baktas

November 10, 2010, 05:46:18 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 05:32:52 PM
Eeeww.. yuck kaluod ba, naunsa na maning "Radyo Baktas" na thread

He he, going the way of all TB threads...

#70723

Love Talk / Re: Nawala ang love dahil sa sex toy?

November 10, 2010, 05:44:32 PM

Ikaw galing ini si Wewe, Bolbs...

#70724

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: For Madam Isles

November 10, 2010, 05:36:40 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 01:40:45 PM
Hala ihatag dayon nako LB ha, kay aron mamasiyo ko didto. Hehehehhe

(gamay ra kog kaon hubs kay weight concious kaayo ko, puede na tangigi og tuna)

Ako na lay bisita nimo sa Cortes, Ms. Wolf, pahibawo lang kon mouli ka basin tua pud ko sa Bohol...

Sigi, akoa ang kinilaw nga tangigi ug tuna sashimi, imoha ang ilimnon. Pwede bisan Blue Label lang...

#70725

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: For Madam Isles

November 10, 2010, 05:34:54 PM

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 10, 2010, 12:17:27 PM
Mohatag kaha ka Botoy sa imong name and address diri or private lang i send nimo ni Lucky. Aron Lucky magpadala daw siya nimo ug chocolate nga whisky ang palaman sa ilawom.

He he, mohatag ko kon pure whisky na lang ang ipadala, wa na lay chocolate...

#70726

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: For Madam Isles

November 10, 2010, 05:31:33 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 12:45:41 PM
, o, asa man pud imo address?... e-pm lang

He he, i-post lang una diri ang picture...

#70727

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Radyo Baktas

November 10, 2010, 05:28:36 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 07, 2010, 10:09:27 PM
Kugan, nana, mucus og uban pa...

Pilit-pilit man jud tanan...

#70728

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What are you going to do when you retire from your job?

November 10, 2010, 05:26:52 PM

Hmm. I think I'll fulfill my other obligations--I'll plant trees and write books...

#70729

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

November 10, 2010, 04:43:39 PM

Gipus-an og siling kulikot...

#70730

General Topic / Re: Bayle Tibuok Kalibutan

November 10, 2010, 04:33:38 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 03:12:20 PM
wa sad ka mag-sentimental? tan-awa kuno ang uwat sa imong bunol nga natumban sa baylehan...

Oi, wa jud matumbi akong bunol tawon. Ngano gud nga matumban nga ingon ani man ang akong sinayawan...

#70731

Business and Economy / Re: Why does humility matter?

November 10, 2010, 04:28:24 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 04:14:19 PM
wa ta kahibawog nagtoo siya nga nakahatag siyag kalipay kay nakakatawa ang uban, bisan unsa pa may hinungdan.

Hmm. Unya mapagarbohon siya tungod niini? One has to be more--or less--than human to be of such persuasion, I humanly think.

#70732

General Topic / Re: NO SEX IS SECRET TO LONG LIFE!

November 10, 2010, 04:22:33 PM

Quote from: Edgardo on November 10, 2010, 03:58:46 PM
I subscribe to this. That's why for me, one child is enough.

Hmm. No more sex after one child?

#70733

General Topic / Re: Bayle Tibuok Kalibutan

November 10, 2010, 04:19:43 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
kadtong imong igsu nga si bugsay, kapila pod kaha matumbi ang iyang bunol. nagkadiin-diin god tog suok sa bohol ug panulong ug bayle sa una.

Kadto maoy beterano sa bayle. Hapit gani to pareglahe kay piit jamong mogakos sa baje...

#70734

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 03:06:36 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 02:55:02 PM
nag-imagine lang ko, bai hubs, kun patas: hagtok ang bagulbagol sa mama sa platong gisudlan sa pansit, hagtok sad ang bagulbagol sa papa sa kaha nga gilutoan sa pansit. na, puro hagtok ang ilang kinabuhi. arang.

He he...

#70735

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 03:02:07 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 02:48:57 PM
so far, wa pay ubang bana nga nikomentaryo dinhi. naglikay ba kaha ug basa o nikompisal pa pinaagig pm kang fr chic. imagine, duha pay nikomentaryong nga boys -- si lorenz nga ulitawong bata anus-a pa kaha na siya maminyo, ug si hubag nga ulitawong guwang nangapo na lang. hahaha! kinsa ninyoy nahinuklog o nakonsensya o nagmahay ba kaha diha? kinsay ninyoy wa nay bagulbagol ang mga asawa?

Hmm. Calling Bugsay, Chongki, Vhinz, et. al.?

#70736

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: what is your attitude toward adversity and temptation?

November 10, 2010, 03:00:14 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
Bangko kana grandpa Hubs nga imong lingkuranan samtang ikaw mopahuway

Kon maohon bura man nig bastardized love couch...

#70737

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: what is your attitude toward adversity and temptation?

November 10, 2010, 02:56:01 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 09, 2010, 11:41:41 AM

Ok, you asked for it...

He he, from probability theory to modern art. Hmm, bura man nig hybrid nga Minimal Art ug Art Deco...

#70738

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 02:47:08 PM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 10:22:05 AM
Mahadlok ko sauna
kung gutumon si Papa, Ma.
Dili na siya mokaon.
Ang platong gisudlan nimo
sa sud-an mokalit lag hagtok
sa imong bagulbagol.

Luoy bitaw ang bata nga makasaksi aning domestic violence, especially kon one-sided. Mas OK tingali ang memory sa bata kon patas ang labanan... $:-\$

#70739

General Topic / Re: Bayle Tibuok Kalibutan

November 10, 2010, 02:38:07 PM

He he, nagkasinabot uroy ang mga....

sentimental.

#70740

Music and Video / Re: FOR PALU-PALO: Fernando (Abba)

November 10, 2010, 02:36:25 PM

Hmm. Brings back memories...

#70741

Music and Video / Re: FOR CHEERS: Crazy (Patsy Cline)

November 10, 2010, 02:35:31 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 02:22:52 PM
Hmmmmmm....

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
do i love the piano here!

Hmm.

#70742

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 10, 2010, 01:00:14 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 12:44:32 PM
Didto daghan jamong purgas og tugho
Paak diri paak didto, huboy diri butoy didto
Grabe ang kagid

Kagid maoy nakaingon nganong panagsa ra mogawas si Ondoy, tiaw moy dili siya kapugong pagkawot sa iyang bugan...

#70743

Facts and Trivia / Re: Trivia about Animals

November 10, 2010, 12:56:41 PM

Quote from: slackware on June 29, 2007, 03:31:53 AM
The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death.

Hmm. What a great civilization...

#70744

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 10, 2010, 12:38:58 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 10:06:23 PM
Maldito ning amigas, kamang-kamang usa paak.

Paak diri paak didto, huboy diri butoy didto...

#70745

Inspiration & Hope / Re: My wish for this Christmas is...

November 10, 2010, 12:23:59 PM

Ini ang model sang megatron gun nga bagay para sang totoy nga sama mo gid...

#70746

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: For Madam Isles

November 10, 2010, 11:48:40 AM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 10:31:46 AM
Dili kaajo hilig ajo dila ug tam-is but I could eat chocolates with nuts, labaw nag-almond nuts ang sagol...my favorite jud, kanang naa koy makitkit na nuts samtang naghalo ang lasa sa good quality na chocolates... yum.. yum..

Padad-i pud ko, Ms. LB. Ang akoa kanang naa bitaw whiskey sa sulod...

#70747

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 11:44:34 AM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 10:22:05 AM
Pansit

Mahadlok ko sauna
kung gutumon si Papa, Ma.
Dili na siya mokaon.
Ang platong gisudlan nimo
sa sud-an mokalit lag hagtok
sa imong bagulbagol.
Ug sama kaguba
sa karaan natong banggira
ang mga balikas ni Papa:
â€œLitse! Atay! Y@wa!
Wa ka bay laing ipakaon nako
Kung di puro lang pansit?â€
Lab-as pa kaayo kanako
hangtud karon, Ma,
ang repolyong sagol sa pansit.
Nahinumdom pa ko
sa ka humot sa hebe
ug tambok sa ginisang baboy
nga nanab-it sa imong buhok.
Diin sa nagkamantika
nimong danguynguy
gipuga sa atong bintana
ang limonsitong buwan.

Unsa man pud ning banaha. Kaayo ra nga kompleto sa rekado ang pansit--naay repolyo, hebe ug pinakupsan. Naa pa juy lemonsito--aw, ang buwan man diay ang gipuga diri, he he...

#70748

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 11:40:12 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 11:21:25 AM
Nindot Ms. Isles, lalom ang kahulugan, pero walay duda tinuod nahitabo kini sa ubang asawa.

Mao ba? Kagrabe gud. Way laing potahe nga nahibaw-an? $:-\$

#70749

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ang Bana Nga Modapat Ug Asawa

November 10, 2010, 11:38:28 AM

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 10:22:05 AM
why are there tears in my eyes?

Hmm. Kay pansit pud and permi nimong ipakaon sa imong banana republic?

#70750

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 10, 2010, 11:33:30 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 11:00:29 AM
hahahhahaha, where is the expulsion and combustion?

He he, the gaseous expulsion caused by spontaneous combustion occurs in the adjacent excavation in conjuction with the inundation of gooey emotion.

#70751

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 10, 2010, 10:15:50 AM

Quote from: aquarius on November 10, 2010, 09:26:20 AM
bay hubs..

haskang liwata gyod nimong yoyoy villame, ikaw man siguro ang iyang gibinlan sa iyang kantang, .."'sion..'tion"... in own observation in this new life's situation... hehehehehehe.... lingaw ko bay hubz....

He he, mao ra ni atong kalipayan, Bay Aqs, nga ang katawhan adunay mahuptan nga kalingawan ug hiabtan sa hilabihan nga kahimuotan kay nahiatlan sa atong kahanggawan!

#70752

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 10, 2010, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 09:21:42 AM
Bwahahaha... over-over jud... hahaha... ligid-ligid... emew jud... mashuang ko vayot... hahaha...

He he, ayaw palabing katawa. Too much recreation might cause malfunction of your gaseous circulation!

#70753

Robotics & Wireless Tech / Re: Who Does Not Want an Apple iPhone?

November 10, 2010, 08:47:32 AM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 10:15:50 PM

maanyag gid ...

Wow! Para gid ini sang mga totoy nga sama mo haw, may naa pud model nga ara ariring kag sabad ya.

Pero ini seguro kay mas haytik ang bagay sang imon:

#70754

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 10, 2010, 08:33:47 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 05:28:03 AM
Scientific Definition

Sex is a term use for reproduction by animal species characterized by the penetration of the male reproductive organ called penis, to the female reproductive organ called vagina.

Hmm. The application of penetration is by repetition with acceleration until the emission of secretion which produces exhilaration leading to exhaustion.

Bwahaha!

#70755

Help & Support / Re: â™¥TB FestivaL Contest-WINNERâ™¥

November 10, 2010, 08:17:40 AM

Quote from: Scarb on November 07, 2010, 09:43:13 PM
gipamolong mo na..
dli morag..imo jud nga entry..
take a look sa anghel nga padulong mahagbong,
kinza ngan nakapatik?heeÂ³

Thanks again! Looking forward to your next pakulo, Scarbarbie!

#70756

Help & Support / Re: â™¥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversaryâ™¥

November 10, 2010, 08:13:33 AM

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 01:34:53 AM

Salamat, Ms. LB, sa yacht nga para pag-kite...

#70757

Help & Support / Re: â™¥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversaryâ™¥

November 10, 2010, 08:07:28 AM

Quote from: jorgeanna on November 07, 2010, 10:02:08 PM
Congrats Hubag Bohol.... i hope naa napud lain contest like this

Thanks for the congrats. Ikaw na pud kaha ang pa-contest, Anne...

#70758

Help & Support / Re: â™¥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversaryâ™¥

November 10, 2010, 08:05:34 AM

Quote from: islander on November 07, 2010, 09:33:03 PM
unimpeachable choice. the entry truly captures the spirit of the festival. congratulations, hubag! (when is our treat?)

Salamat, Ms. Isle. Ang treat ako lang i-post later diri, he he...

#70759

Question and Answer / Re: How do you show your love for your country?

November 10, 2010, 08:00:59 AM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 10:42:00 PM

amo gid ini bla .....bwahahahaa

AmÃ´ gid bitaw inihaw...

#70760

Jokes and Humor / Re: Kid Punk

November 10, 2010, 07:54:19 AM

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 10, 2010, 03:00:40 AM
mas kuyaw pang k******n kay di moila ug silingan. amo ra man gani ug ulo-ulohan usahay paimnon na dayon mi with pulutan pa.

He he, buotan jud diay bayota kay dili mo hilabtan kon mangahubog na mo...

#70761

Jokes and Humor / Re: sex or basketball?

November 10, 2010, 07:52:11 AM

Quote from: islander on November 08, 2010, 11:01:18 PM
unsa man ni? may puruhan baya nga ang nipili sa basketball babaye.

Hmm. Di ba kaha same sex sila?

#70762

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 09:57:51 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 09:50:37 PM
dila pait sang kagapong

Kagapong kay aslong kung hinuglawayan sang kagopang maldito.

#70763

Question and Answer / Re: How do you show your love for your country?

November 09, 2010, 09:54:57 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 09:46:09 PM
kook lobot dazong simhok ototz maho.......

Tanawa ang ungoy di ba halin nga gasimhok ang dangway...

#70764

Robotics & Wireless Tech / Re: Who Does Not Want an Apple iPhone?

November 09, 2010, 09:49:33 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 09:31:45 PM
magbakal gid ko celpong subong manogabot sang pasko, pila gid ini prisyo android phone subong bla agud mahambal ko na gid si ninong ko gid

Trangspormir celpong na ang baklon mo gid bla, may naa pa buylog barer haw.

#70765

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 09:45:26 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
Panan-aw sa libat gasanga.

Gasanga pud ang dila sa maluibon.

#70766

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 09:43:16 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Na, naa gyud malanag inig buga sa baozooka, ayaw gyud palubot.

Nah, dia nay biktima...

#70767

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 08:58:24 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 08:49:54 PM
Ipaibot dayon aron walay disgrasya, peo mi-sipyat man, 9 ka bulan ang ebidensya.

Ebidensya nga naay nahitabo, klaro, apan dili tingali sayon pamatud-an kinsay author labi na kon ngitngit ang kawayanan unya daghan sila...

#70768

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 08:55:45 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 08:50:56 PM
Puede pod gatuwad kay gipanuhot.

Delikado kon maohon. Basin magratatat...

#70769

Inspiration & Hope / Re: My wish for this Christmas is...

November 09, 2010, 08:52:56 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2010, 08:44:04 PM
regaro halin sang ninong barer barer kag trangspormir

Anggid gid daning mga barera, Ondoy Bolbs?

#70770

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 08:45:38 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 08:38:52 PM
Kwaknit ang tawag sa babeng mababa ang lipad.

Lipad nga kwanit ay mahabog gid bla--basin buntog ang imong buot ipaibot?

#70771

Business and Economy / Re: Why does humility matter?

November 09, 2010, 08:42:57 PM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 07:02:46 PM
what if, to some, being a laughingstock is something to take pride in?

Ato kunong Binisay-on para klaro. Imong buot ipasabot, garbo para niya nga gihimo siyang kataw-anan? Hmm. Dili na man na tawo...

#70772

Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy / Re: Canadians will need a visa to enter the United Arab Emirates (UAE)

November 09, 2010, 07:47:19 PM

Hala bira! Whoever blinks first loses!

#70773

Business and Economy / Re: Unsa May Nindot Nga Investment Sa Imong Kwarta Karong Panahona?

November 09, 2010, 07:39:09 PM

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#70774

Business and Economy / Re: Why does humility matter?

November 09, 2010, 06:18:45 PM

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 09, 2010, 05:15:45 PM
Why does humility matter?

Because, more often than not, its absence makes one a laughingstock...

#70775

Asia | Middle East / Re: German Architects Criticize World's Tallest Building in Dubai

November 09, 2010, 06:16:03 PM

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 09, 2010, 11:53:45 AM
The building is just a symbol of showing power without rational and economical thinking, said German architect Meinhard von Gerkan, who designed Berlin's central train station. Suffered by astronomical building and maintenance costs, such kind of buildings are hard to make profits, he said.

He he, I can see the sheik's smirk "zigzagging through the air, as a crack runs through a cup".

#70776

Music and Video / Re: Para sa tanang miyembro sa TB: The Ride of the Valkyries

November 09, 2010, 05:28:49 PM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 10:17:17 AM
a game for you, bai hubs. hope everyone will enjoy this as well. (and contribute, whenever possible. it would be nice to learn together...)

nagsugod na man lang gyod kag thread with classical music, then let's make this a thread for classical music.

here's something. some standard/pop songs were made out of some known classics. these songs were 'incised' out of classical pieces. gamay ra nga part sa whole piece, but they come out as complete songs that are more accessible. gihimoan pa gyod ug lyrics. at your leisure and pleasure, kindly post these songs, together with the classical pieces from which they were taken. examples:

all by myself (nalibog na ko kun kang tchaikovsky ba ni o kang rachmaninoff)
right to love again
here comes the bride
i'm always chasing rainbows

and many more. roll the ball!

Rachmaninoff Concerto N. 2 - II. Adagio sostenuto (1/2)

Rachmaninoff Concerto N. 2 - II. Adagio sostenuto (2/2)

#70777

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 09, 2010, 05:23:04 PM

Quote from: Chongki on November 09, 2010, 05:05:36 PM
waaaaaa ..... makawag gana ang definition

Bwahaha! Tungod sa definition, naa kay disinclination to engage in coition?

#70778

Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Definitions

November 09, 2010, 03:10:29 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 10:24:57 AM
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

Bwahaha. Reminds me of a definition by Dylan Thomas, the famous drunkard:

ALCOHOLIC: Someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

#70779

Jokes and Humor / Re: New definition of sex

November 09, 2010, 02:54:04 PM

I wish to express my admiration of all this circumlocution of a definition which shows much erudition and cogitation but I have to make the admission that it causes disorientation which leads me to the conclusion that I should exercise the option of instant evacuation from this situation!

#70780

Talk of the Town / Re: The Internet never forgets

November 09, 2010, 02:34:09 PM

Quote from: kan-ogong on November 09, 2010, 01:53:03 AM
Pogi man diay pangita niya sa Vietnam. sa Bohol na lang unta sya miadto kita unta sya mga pogi like HUBS BUGS o di vahhh.

He he, sayang nga wa matayming ang state visit sa mga adlaw nga didto pud si Bay Bugsay...

#70781

Family & Parenting / Re: women condom para sa mga rapist

November 09, 2010, 01:31:51 PM

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 09, 2010, 12:38:53 AM
murag sakit sakit kung di matarong

He he, mabali jud kon magkalisod...

#70782

Love Talk / Re: An Open Love Letter to a Bad Woman

November 09, 2010, 01:11:46 PM

Quote from: Scarb on November 09, 2010, 12:33:37 AM
Naa poy baje nga ang ilang smooth part dli baya e-shave..hala ka..!

Mao ba? Kadaghan pa ba diay kong angay kat-onan! $:-\$

#70783

Question and Answer / Re: Good News vs Bad News

November 09, 2010, 01:06:25 PM

Quote from: islander on November 08, 2010, 08:02:17 PM
Gallery Owner: I have some good news and some bad news.

Artist: What's the good news?

Gallery Owner: The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings.

Artist: That's great! What's the bad news?

Gallery Owner: The bad news is that man was your doctor!

He he, patay kang artist ka!

#70784

Question and Answer / Re: What was the most risky decision you ever made in your life?

November 09, 2010, 01:01:30 PM

Quote from: Chongki on November 09, 2010, 09:29:44 AM
hapit gyud bai hubs ....
uyab pa mi adtu

Sa uyab pa? He he, giklaro nga sauna pa kunohay kay hadlok mabasahan...

#70785

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

November 09, 2010, 12:59:39 PM

Quote from: islander on November 08, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
mabusog diay kag picture, bai hubs?

Mao ni akong tekret nganong niwang gihapon...

#70786

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

November 09, 2010, 12:56:52 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 05:07:14 AM
Uso diay ang puasa before sa Pasko, abi ba nako og Cuarisma lang. Hhehehheeh

Pangandam ni sa habhab during Christmas proper...

#70787

Jokes and Humor / Re: Fear change

November 09, 2010, 12:49:22 PM

Bwahaha! Nakahunahuna pud og sayon nga pangwarta ang mga kanahan...

#70788

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 12:46:54 PM

Quote from: aquarius on November 09, 2010, 10:10:17 AM
hahahahaha.. grabe gyod ka bay hubz.. dali ra gyod ka kakita ug mga pics..

dili tanang gatuwad mosawom..... may gatuwad pod siguro nga natulog...

He he, kasagaran tingali gatuwad kay gahuwat bigyan...

#70789

Asia | Middle East / Re: German Architects Criticize World's Tallest Building in Dubai

November 09, 2010, 12:44:18 PM

Karaam gid ining nyus aytim haw.

#70790

Love Talk / Re: Makuha Ka Sa Tingin

November 09, 2010, 12:28:19 PM

Quote from: statesville on November 09, 2010, 10:52:13 AM
Dah! sigi tingin pa gyud...

<img src="http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/albums/206425/Never%20Trust%20Eyes.gif">

Bwahaha! Bungot pay imo!

#70791

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 12:23:51 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 10:51:17 AM
Everywhere, you can see the creation of God
Everywhere, you can see the destruction of Man

Man-tika nga init--
Kini makapaksit
Sa pako sa kwaknit...

#70792

Music and Video / Re: Para sa tanang miyembro sa TB: The Ride of the Valkyries

November 09, 2010, 10:27:19 AM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 10:17:17 AM
a game for you, bai hubs. hope everyone will enjoy this as well. (and contribute, whenever possible. it would be nice to learn together...)

nagsugod na man lang gyod kag thread with classical music, then let's make this a thread for classical music.

here's something. some standard/pop songs were made out of some known classics. these songs were 'incised' out of classical pieces. gamay ra nga part sa whole piece, but they come out as complete songs that are more accessible. gihimoan pa gyod ug lyrics. at your leisure and pleasure, kindly post these songs, together with the classical pieces from which they were taken. examples:

all by myself (nalibog na ko kun kang tchaikovsky ba ni o kang rachmaninoff)
right to love again
here comes the bride
i'm always chasing rainbows

and many more. roll the ball!

So dreamy...

Chopin Fantasie Impromptu Opus 66 in C sharp minor by Tzvi Erez, HQ

#70793

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 10:02:49 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 09:52:58 AM
OT: Muuntol inig igo sa inodoro, murag jolen. Hahahahahhaha

He he, with accompanying acoustic effects (not to mention olfactory)...

#70794

Introduce Yourself / Re: I welcome myself!!!

November 09, 2010, 09:59:46 AM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 09:51:34 AM
hahaha! klarong memorya ang "lord of (cha)ring" ay. my prrrrecioussss...

He he. Hmm, this exchange come to mind, offhand...

Gamling: He leaves because there is no hope.
Theoden: He leaves because he must.
Gamling: Too few have come. We cannot defeat the armies of Mordor.
Theoden: No. We cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless.

#70795

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

November 09, 2010, 09:55:29 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 09:51:14 AM
Life is what you make it, it can be sour, it can be sweet.

Sweet Tuesday morning came and you smiled
All of my fears, they have left me
Sweet Tuesday morning came and you smiled
Love is the answer you gave me.

#70796

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 09:51:19 AM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 09:47:10 AM
daghang tubol nasangit a. pangutan-on kuno nato si bolbuhol...

Aw, naa juy mangasangit jud ko adto sa tumoy sa kahoy malibang...

#70797

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 09:50:01 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 09, 2010, 09:47:11 AM
Dili tanang tubol gasumpay murag suman, naa poy murag binangkal.

He he, naay namilit nga sesame seeds unya parehas pud sa binangkal kagahi?

#70798

Music and Video / Re: Para sa tanang miyembro sa TB: The Ride of the Valkyries

November 09, 2010, 09:47:45 AM

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 09:39:16 AM
frustrated musician lang gyod ko. putol-putol ang akong pagtuon ug music unya tone deaf pa gyod ko. karon, tahakunon pa gyod ang akong violin kay sakit na akong luyo. it is a very physically demanding musical instrument. well, i can't have everything...

Hmm. With the rhythm and music of your cats, dogs, and banana republic, you should be singing, "Who could ask for anything more?"

#70799

Introduce Yourself / Re: I welcome myself!!!

November 09, 2010, 09:39:20 AM

Quote from: Scarb on November 09, 2010, 05:22:45 AM
Dah kon naa diay ipangutana ky matul-id lagi? hmnn

He he, kon imong subayon ang iyang posts from the beginning, hinayhinay ang iyang pagkahimong kulot--morag si Smeagol nga sa ngadto-ngadto nahimong Gollum...

#70800

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Dili Tanang Matagak Mahagbong

November 09, 2010, 09:35:16 AM

Quote from: islander on October 16, 2010, 12:16:45 AM
dili tanang matagak mahagbong.

Dili tanang matagak tubol.

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