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Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2010, 06:34:44 AM
kafait walay customer 

   

Dia ra ang iyang kauban, wa pa katug pero gapirat na...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 17, 2010, 06:58:54 PM
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On Total Entrepreneurship Nation 

He he, nagkinahanglan nig Internal Technical Local Operating Groups... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 17, 2010, 06:43:28 PM

bisbisung sang angayng bisbisang

He he, tuslukom ang nagpabantam nga tuslokomom...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 17, 2010, 07:02:18 PM
damo gid ya sang lete opawom mag encoungter mo gid bla

Damo gid man nawom pulos agtam sa kahilonggohan ya.

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 17, 2010, 05:58:53 PM
ILOILO CITY, Nov. 17 (PNA) -â€" The city government here will be asking the support of barangay leaders to respond to issues on trafficking of persons, most of whom are minors, recruited to work in red houses here.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 17, 2010, 06:46:49 PM
trapik na gid hang iloilo indi lang gid sakyanang lakip gid na bla hang kataohan

Ti permi gid lang go waay stop amo na trapik, kag damo na gid red ang balay amo di ma human ang trapik gid bla.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 17, 2010, 06:42:39 PM
manog opawom nag tao

He he, ang nawom pulos hubom gid ya...

Baga jud tuod og nawong kon maohon, pero at least wala ibulsa ang kwarta. (Basin pud igo-igo na ang nasurikbot, he he...)

Kini diay maoy angay nimo, low-protein diet...

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 17, 2010, 05:01:43 PM
Lt. Col. Federico Tutaan, commanding officer of 19th IB which conducted the operation, said his men didn’t see the civilians. He doesn’t discount the possibility they may have been hit by friendly fire, but it could also be that they were shot by the insurgents. The only way to find out, he said, is to wait for the investigation result of the Scene of the Crime Operatives.

How unfortunate. Napagan intawon.

Quote from: vrglguapo on October 30, 2010, 08:58:44 PM
Mangilooy-on ug mang-hinatagon ba kaha ni c Bay Hubs sa mga baji?

Simpleng tawo ra ko, Bay Gwaps. Kaluy-an ang angay kaluy-an ug hatagan ang angay hatagan... 

Bwahaha!

Kon tinuod man ugaling, abilidaran jud ning bayhana, pakabuhig patay... 

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 17, 2010, 04:16:06 PM
Meanwhile, the tourist police in Dumaguete received communications equipment for use in its beat patrols along the boulevard and in major city streets.

Tourist police? He he, unsa man ni, ang ilang atubangon mao lang ang mga alarma nga naglambigit og mga turista? 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 04:16:19 PM
bolbuhol gid wiling isming ingin siyi bli sing...

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four and twenty green frogs,
Baked in a pie.

When the pie was opened,
The frogs began to sing;
Wasn't that a dainty dish,
To set before the king?

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

- Spike Milligan

Ang mga inahan naapil pud? 

Quote from: juliusarbizo on November 17, 2010, 04:08:30 PM
mao nay giingong nga natawo pinaagi sa unod dili gugma sa kay pautog ra man sa ilang kaugalingon ang gihunahuna bisan walay trabaho ika sustento sa mga bata luoy pod ning mga natawo nga mga bata kay wala raba nila hunduma nag ipanganak sila

He he, wa man gud tingali silay kwarta para suroysuroy, mao nga nagkalingaw na lang og palami...

Whales are a touchy subject in Iceland.

On one hand the enormous mammals have become a beloved attraction that tourists flock to see.  And on the other hand, they are cruelly hunted and slaughtered so their meat can be shipped for profits.

The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) is working hard to stop the annual whale hunt in Iceland.

The organization reported that the meat from the animals is not going to feed the citizens of Iceland, but is instead being shipped to other countries for a small profit.

The vast majorities of Icelanders do not eat whale meat and prefer to watch the beautiful animals as they swim freely off the coastline.

Whale watching has become so popular in recent years that it has created its own industry with more than 100,000 tourists spending $15 million a year in Iceland’s coastal towns during whale watching season.

With these facts it would be reasonable to conclude that whales should have become a protected species in the country, but in 2006 Iceland dropped its ban on whale hunting and resumed commercial whaling.

Now hundreds of whales are senselessly slaughtered annually.  In 2010 hunters killed 148 endangered fin whales and 60 minke whales.

And nearly all of the whale meat was transported to Japan.  Japan Today reported that 631 tons of finback whale meat had arrived in the country during the year.

The International Whaling Commision placed a global ban on whale hunting in 1986.  Only Japan, Norway and Iceland continue to hunt whales, under the pretense that it is for scientific research.

Japan kills between 600 â€" 900 whales every year.

IFAW says that whaling is “inherently cruel” and that it can take “more than half an hour for a harpooned whale to die.”

The organization is asking the government of Iceland to end all commercial whaling in the country once for all.


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Quote from: U.S. of America on November 17, 2010, 02:29:56 PM
Like its two older siblings, the development of Arrow III by the state-owned Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI) is being underwritten by the United States.

Klarex...

Hmm. Tinuod kaha ni? 

Kuyaw bitaw ning mamaylihay ta kay basin ang chick nga atong mapares anak og pulis...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 11, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
I still use herbal medicines on everything. The following are proven effective:

1.   Hair Loss - tanglad juice
2.   Insect Bites - slice a potato then rub the affected parts to remove the sting
3.   Cuts/Wounds - kiskis og panit sa saging unya itapal sa samad aron moundang   og dugo tapos dali maayo
4.   Binukal nga Dahon sa Bayabas - ihunad sa samad
5.   Constipation - Papaya
6.   Diarhea/Loss Vowels - Banana
7.  Blood Pressure - Ahos, Luy-a
8.  Sugar  - Ampalaya
9.  Coughing - Lemonsito juice w/o sugar

Hmm. Unsa ba pud tong herbal mosquito repellent, Ms. Wolf?

Quote from: aquarius on November 17, 2010, 02:59:48 PM
ana diay na bai hubz?.... hahahahaha... halata ra kaayo'g permihon ... adto na lang ko sa pinasubay o sa legal nga pamaagi para way kulba.. hadlok man ng illicit affair 

Hinuon, mas lami tingali ang panagsaan. Kuyaw lang sa heart attack... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 02:48:53 PM
ewwww.  maayo gani kay palikayon na kog protein-rich diet.  ewwwwww.

He he, unsa na man diay imong diet ron, Ms. Isle? Protein-poor? 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 16, 2010, 09:10:55 AM
Baliktad hinuon ko kay chubby man ko. Sungu-gon gani ko nga mura kuno ko og lawas og coca-cola litro lang Hikhik...Pero karon okay na.

Bahalag litro basta Coke, dili Pepsi... 

Gipus-an na pud og sili... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:39:48 PM
mahibaw-an nato na inig bali ni LB bai..pwede kapanaminan.

Wa man maminaw si LB bay...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 16, 2010, 09:56:35 PM
Unsa man pareserve mong duha? wala na ni visa kay magtravel mo ani sa international water unya sakto ka Toy kara makaigo ka ug usa ka pirata naay hot russian babe reward naghuwat 

Oi, hala! Nagapos pa ra ba ko sa trabaho, da! Maunhan ko aning Bay Vito kon maohon! 

Kini kay morag art installation...

He he, basin gikawat ang sumpay ani nga pole...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:38:41 AM

He he, kini maoy saktong counterpoint...

Posible diay nga giilogan... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:37:13 PM
layas way mupugong nimo. tuwai tong imong mga vitok kay unayon nya ka ..

He he, unsaon man pag-unay sa vitok bay?

Same guy? He he, bura pud tinuod paminawon, pero naay mga baje diri nga mo-disagree ani... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 17, 2010, 10:26:39 AM
Hehehe... your funny Grandpa Hubag Botoy Goryo. You know what I mean. Para ang nanakit dili na makapasakit that's why walls were build.  

Ah, mao ba? Para diay ang nananakit ang silang masasaktan samakatuwad ang kanilang mga kinumo ang silang mahuhuboy at mapapaksit sa kasusumbag sa pader (dingding, hindi pari)...

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
ah, in ader words, one can forget to wear one's pants but not one's name because the horse has a name?  remember, the horse has no pants, so the act of remembering in this case will have no meaning.

now, mag-unsa na man lang ug kinawat diay ang kabayo like dem cowboys?  magdalidali ug adto sa house in new orleans they call the rising sun kay pabunyagan ang kabayo ug dalidali ni fr chic?

Why talk about pants, when the desert has no name? Besides, wearing or non-wearing of pants is of no moment to the rider who, like the horse, has no hair. But who needs a barber in the sweltering heat? In fact, even music would be irrelevant, and baptism so very superrerogatory.

 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:41:57 PM
asa kaha padung?maayo siguro mamatay na nagdamgo.

Problema kon nagdamgo og impyerno bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:43:41 PM
gahi ma daan

Gahi man pud gud ang dumbolon...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 05:36:54 AM
kanang si atty bai hubs?

Kanay klaro, pero na pay lain pud...

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 10:24:55 AM
you mean, if the horse had a name, the chances are greater that you CAN remember your name?

Aytingksu, because it means names exist; therefore, the act of remembering has meaning... 

Quote from: Chongki on November 17, 2010, 11:16:20 AM
monay de jinky, naa ba?

Bwahaha! Kanay klarong humok! 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:58:20 AM
in fairness si vp binay is for me, doing very well as a VP. hopefully padayon ni siya ug dili molikoy in the end.

Bitaw. Wa ta kahibawo. Maka-inspire ra ba kuno ning gugma... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:43:23 AM
pwede man sad ms isles. mura man sad siguro ug naay kaliwat si binay nga mongol.

He he, basta di lang way tahal... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 06:23:56 AM
pustahan, since he achieved power, nagtoo gyod na si binay nga gwapo siya.  uroy ba...  

Hmm. Not necessarily. Pwede nga nagtuo siya nga nisamot lang siya kagwapo... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 07:52:35 AM
pwerteng hayahaya sa taga immigration ato labi na kung lalake. nakahigayon jud siya ug kuot kunohay rikesa.

Segurado jud nga kunohay sinaw ang papel mao nga mo-slide ang kamot... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 07:29:28 AM
peligro.  sa lobot to dapit, bai hubs, sa lobot to dapit gibutang ang papeles kay mas sayon ilakaw.  kun anha sa atubangan sigon sa imong fertile imagination, magkaangkaang, mao nga sa lobot gyod to gibutang. 

Hmm. Adto ibutang sa luyo kon ang atubangan bundo na kaayo daan... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
sorry, di ko masahista.  lalim ba uroy ug momasahe ug kamote, hihihi (pina-bolbs pa nga kinataw-an).

Bwahaha! Sorry, ka-imagine lang kog di mao... 

Kahinumdom pud hinuon ko sa joke bahin sa duha ka kumare nga nanguykoy og kamote...

Islang: Hihihi...
Landing: Naunsa ka diha, mare?
Islang: Nahinumdom man gud ko sa itlog sa imong kumpare aning akong nakuykoyan nga kamote, mare.
Landing: Nahinumdom ka tungod sa porma o sa gidak-on?
Islang: Wala sa duha! Nahinumdom ko tungod sa kabulingon!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 17, 2010, 06:50:01 AM
For example, until Ventura came up with Brazo de Pacquiao, the only brazo carries a female name, as in Brazo de Mercedes. Now, Brazo de Pacquiao is the male counterpart that also evokes masculinity and agility.

Unsa man ni, makapangag? 

Hmm. Di ba diha man toy pan nga Elorde?

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 09:15:49 AM
entrance lobby kilid sa bo's coffee shop, adto ta magtiwas sa lemon grass restaurant. 

Asa man tawon ni dapita? Basin ilaron na pud ko anig Cebuano taxi driver... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 09:15:49 AM
entrance lobby kilid sa bo's coffee shop, adto ta magtiwas sa lemon grass restaurant.  suggested weapons:  fork and knife for you, chopsticks for mistel mugtay, bare knuckes ako.  hahaha, puwede man pod gani ko mokaon ug itlog nga tiniil, kinamot pa ba kaha.  watch out, i have nothing to lose.

Hmm. Are you sure you didn't mean "momasahe"? 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 09:04:08 AM
mas ganahan baya kog "can't", mao sad gyod ang akong naandan sa tigdokdok pa kog kilid sa gitara sa ubang parte aning kantaha, morag drum kintahay.  ang nakaporke the pig kay pila ka lyrics akong gi-check "can" man uy.  tan-awa, na-na para nako, unya la-la diay.  bawo ana nila uy.  

He he, sense-wise, it can equally go either way. I was just thinking offhand that it would be more "natural" to NOT remember your name under the circumstances (especially if one were on a horse with no name). Then again, onsi kantot, the deprivation could very well give free rein to the persistence of memory...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
mosingaw gihapon.

Puston diayg maayo aron dili mangalimyon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:28:06 PM
salsalon nalng bai para mahuwasan

He he, anha jud mag-agi...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:28:59 PM
sumangil ra na bai.. mao siguro na ang pasimuno.

Hmm. 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 06:51:06 AM
mao ra pod ning banaha ang nakasakop nga nagkatawa.  ngano kaha?  sa gusok, sa pink nga purol?

Hasta ang asawa, nagkatawa man pud. Tinuod tingali nga nangawat ra nig hinayhay...

He he, dugay kong puyo sa Cebu mao nga daghan pud kong nadunggan nga jokes, Bay BNC. Dia pay laing act of self-flagellation...

Ang Bol-anon nabag-ohan kay dako kaayo ang Cebu mao nga siging hangad-hangad. Nabuldolan bitaw og dyip, nidangat tawon sa hospital kay nabali ang tiil. Hit and run ra ba.

Doktor: Toy, dako-dako man ang magasto nimo.
Botoy: Sigi lang, Dok, naa man koy basakan.
Doktor: Nabali man gud imong tiil, kinahanglan atong ipasemento.
Botoy (natarantar): Semento, Dok? Mahal man tuod diay. Pwede aspalto lang?

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 07:22:52 AM
daghang salamat sa inyong mga suggestions, bai hubs ug bai bugs.  makasiguro mo nga ako nang buhaton tanan, kutsara-tenedor and all.  kamo usa ang akong praktisan ha?  kitakits ta karong pasko, pohon, kun mahimo.  adto sa ayala sa cebu, high noon tang tulo, do not forsake me...

He he, lunch diay? Unsay armas nga gamiton? Spoon and fork or knife and fork? How about chopsticks? 

Ikaw puy pili sa specific battleground...  

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 07:55:52 AM
abi nako canadian ka bai hubs. di ba gisugo ka ug giingnan, maglaba ka na dyan. magluto ka na dyan. maghugas ka na dyan. and so on.

He he, duol-duol ra, kay Russian man ko nga sugoonon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:24:55 PM
ang ilang pangutana bai..

Aw, kon tinuod ning gisulti ani nga thread bay, daghan diayng ahente sa kamatayon diris TB... 

Quote from: aquarius on November 14, 2010, 08:40:09 PM
Sir FD..

why you don't think so?.. ..... sa legal partner siguro, yes..! pero sa dili wife or husband,  kanang adto sa mabugnaw'ng lugar  (short time) maoy delikado kay dinali-dali para di masakspern, ang uban gi "atake de corazon" hehehehe.... biyaan lang dayon sa chicks... .. sige na ko kabasa ani sa mga newspapers... imbis ma prolong na shorten na nuon.. hehehe...

Ang dutlan aning "atake de corazon" kadto rang panagsa ra mobuhat ani. Aron malikayan ni, kinahanglan permihon... 

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 07:13:56 AM
hehe, i understand.  seksi baya pod ning ubang male nurse.

Aw, kon magpahiling pud ka... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 08:03:17 AM
kanang picture nga involving anang opaw nga namatid murag kadto nang nanghold up nya ilang gipusil ang biktima. kanang namatid paryente na sa biktima ug iyang gipahungaw ang iyang kalagot sa suspek.

Kanus-a ug diin man ni mahitabo, Bay BNC?

Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 08:03:31 AM
...with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name...

Nana-nananana-nanana-nana...

Di ba diay "can't"?

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:52:08 AM
pwede ni siya bai hubs si iapil sa Bridging Intellects Leading to Agressive Trading.

Bwahaha! Kon successful ni nga project unya daghang madato nga entrepreneurs, pwede mao ni ang title sa press release sa DTIi: Initiative Yields Outstanding Trailblazers! 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 17, 2010, 12:42:48 AM
albino man ni nga horse. Naa siyay hair pero grabeh ka fine ilhan nga albino kay apil mata puti. Ang name ani Toy kay si AL

Oi, karon pa ko kakitag picture sa albino horse. He he, naa diay ni siyay name. Dili diay ni mao ang akong gisakyan when I've been to the desert on a horse... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:22:34 PM
ungad ungaron gamay aron  mailhan na gihagoan

He he, mopilit man pud sa atong simod ang ebidensya sa atong kahago kon maohon...

Quote from: fdaray on November 16, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
Si Boy Abunda ba ning opaw.? Pwede makasohan ug child abuse kay minor man ning iyang ge kick.

Siya ba diay ni, Sir FD?     Nakahibawo ko sa hairstyle ni Boy Abunda pero wa ko kaklaro sa iyang nawong.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
samot ug ka way lami bai kay paet man ang kape

Aw, apilan na lang pud og asukar bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:06:54 PM
ikaw maoy pahukmon ani bai.unsaon man nimo ang police?

Putlan kaha bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:13:55 PM
di na kay buhag hag na bai..

Bisan unsaog kipi? Paet... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:16:26 PM
murag dali dali bai..

Luoy kaayo kay nabitin...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:17:16 PM
radyo baktas lang

He he, di ra ba kuno siya miyembro ana bay.

He he, naulaw bay kay niwang man gud, nanggawas ang gusok, mao nga nangawat untag T-shirt...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
pwede man mobyahe bai..e card ang  gamiton para way paksion na page..

Naa may mga airport nga wa pa ani bay, maayog parehas tanan diri.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
mao nay giingon ug hinagoan gamay

Mas lami jud ang hinagoan, gipantihan o wala... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 08, 2010, 08:46:40 AM
Basta naa na gani mag-awolll...si wolfpack na uban iyang pack...Dagan dayon kay malapa ka gyud sa mga bangis nakong alipores. Wala pa ra ba na sila maanad sa imong baho, kay odorless man intawon ning TB.

Aw, basin mopatuo sila sa akong award-winning wolf whistle... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 08, 2010, 08:41:45 AM
Tskskskksks...dili kamao mo-disguise da, protective status ra ba ni!

Oops, security lapse...   

Hmm. Duda ko nga horse with no name pud ni... 

Quote from: Chongki on November 11, 2010, 09:05:12 AM
paanu makakatulong ang kape sa sex? .... ipahid?

Bwahaha! Baka ang instant kape ay ibubulibod sa bangag pagkatapos ay titilapin nga husto hanggang mahuhurot! 

Quote from: aquarius on November 11, 2010, 08:39:23 AM
11. Para ganahan sa sex, kailangan matahimik na lugar at maganda ang paligid. Ayon sa pagsusuri, baka makatulong din ang tsokolate, kape, at amoy ng baby powder sa sex drive. Puwede itong subukan. Good luck.

  Baby powder? Kon pedophile tingali... 

Quote from: islander on November 16, 2010, 07:23:13 AM
sige lang.  pilay pad sa unggoy iabot rang mailaila ta mo.  ikaw ra unyay ihap ha?

He he, magdala kog seksi nga nurse, maoy akong paiphon... 

Klaro man tingali nga giluod ang mga biktima...

Daghan jud ang negosyo, both legal ang illegal, nga mahimo basta mahilambigit ang OFWs... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
gamiton ang utok bai..

Utok unya singot ginagmay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 16, 2010, 02:18:22 PM
shoot  pirmanente ug maingon ana  bai

Di na diay motak-om kon maohon... 

Kini mas kataw-anan...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 10, 2010, 11:25:41 PM
wa ko kahibaw ana bai,si scarbio ang gaingon basin miagi ni.hhahaha

Ang gabuhat, o ang gibuhatan?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 10, 2010, 11:31:37 PM
si bai hubs ra ang  solusyon ani...

Unsa man diay ang problema bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 02:08:08 PM
kinahanglan ba kaha pud ni ug visa bai..

Malagmit bay, pero sila nay bahala ani, basta mobayad lang ta.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 02:06:36 PM
samot ug kabasa na bai kay naay conditioner na maphid pahid..hahaha

He he, lahi na man nang klaseha sa basa bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 02:04:04 PM
gwapohon man diay sad bai...muangay ba kaha si LB ani?

Basin bay kay burag mahilig kuno siyag gwapo nga brayt. Tan-awa ning tawhana di ba nagdangas ang agtang...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 16, 2010, 02:03:17 PM
di na kinahanglan ug lubricant bai

Di pa jud kinahanglan og pampagahi...