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Hahaha!

Ning ingon tong manager sa Ralph's nganong nakuhaan na ug katunga pag balik

hehehehe

^Murag mahal gyud Ms Willmerit, kay guapa man kaayo. Quality landscaping services don't come cheap. But then, worth it man gyud pud.

Sayang lang kay dili ko ka afford.

Quote from: -<GEC348>- on April 24, 2008, 11:34:57 PM


Which is more ferocious? The tiger or the lion?

The tiger is definitely more ferociously beautiful than the lion.

Ms Grazie, you're exceptional in your own way. Oist, ayaw palag ha. Tinuod ning ako.

It is so beautiful.

Ms Willmerit: mao na'y gi ingon bisan unsa pa ka guapa ug ka sexy, baho lang gihapon ug utot. Hehehe

Ms Grazie, now I know why you're so amazing.

May pinagmanahan...

Ms BeLLe: Do I? Hala! mura'g nakalimot ko nga kahibaw ko kinsa na siya! Hahaha!

I am confusing myself! Ms BeLLe, if you know who GEC is, pls tell us. Kay naglabad na ning among ulo ni Ms Grazie hunahuna kinsa na siya.

(I honestly don't know who GEC is. If I did, dugay ra nako gi claim ang premyo nga cake ni Ms Grazie)

hahaha

Ms Orchids, you have talent! Puede naka ma professional photog! I love the tulips and I love the pics!

Gwapa kaayo mga tulips jud.

What a beautiful pic of beautiful girls with beautiful smiles.

Hopefully Ms Belle, soon, naa naka sa tunga inig picture sunod.

Frog: You were cute then, you are cute now...wala gyud nausab imong hitsura.

Ms Grazie: your mom is amazing...I cannot even begin to imagine how hard it must be to raise 13 kids. She must have nerves of steel and an inner strength that's unshakeable.

Aw kanang naay makahatag ug tip, ma premyohan gyud na'g cake from Ms Grazie

hahahaha

That's what I use too, frog...except I use the cheaper generic brand.

^Ah kuyawa ana, Ms Grazie oi! Mura'g dead or alive? Hehehehe! joke

GEC: What will it take for you to reveal yourself to your TB friends in all your glory?

Hahaha, Ms grazie, farting flirt!

Perte nakong katawa dire

Agay! syaro'g wala'y ganahan anang premyoha! Basta cake raba ni Ms Grazie, everyone knows it's really special...

calling Sigbin...yoohoo...and any other aspiring detektib out there...

bring us GEC's head, and we will take care of the rest! Hehehe! Joke!

Bring us GEC's identity diay, whether thru a headshot or a full body shot...kanang ma klaro ang hitsura ni GEC...

Ambot ba aning GEC oi, nag anniversary nalang ang TB, wala pa gihapon nagpakita sa iyang hitsura.

Basin naa ni siya sa witness protection program sa DOJ?

Asa naman to's Sigbin kay mao'y atong himoong detektib para masakpan na ni si GEC.

I am offering one manok bisaya to whoever uncovers the GEC mystery.

Hello Ms A! I am glad that you're in good spirits na. Nothing can keep a good woman down.

Liwat ra akong avie sa imoha. Imong niece liwat nimo purya buyag sa kaanyag.

I miss you! Hadlok diay ka ma balik ka adik sa TB? Hehehe

^Ms Grazie, puede...or puede pud nga dili...

kay ako ma affected man pud ko sa mga "come hither" look sa mga babae, and I'm a woman.

Hahaha! akong gi intriga si GEC!

I'm doing good, Ms Orchids. How are you?

Btaw, my brother in law's ex-gf had breast implants. Sa akong gi feel iyang boobs, lain man kaayo. Gahi kaayo. It feels so unnatural, and frankly, repulsive.

^aw, murag mabaid gyud ang sundang ani ba hehehe

Bitaw, nganong magpa enlarge pa man gyud oi. Dili nalang ma kuntento.

^kaya mo yan Ms Grace, hehehe

Sagdi lang, it's for a good cause man pud. Gi invite raba ko mang laag kuno karong Sunday, mao na'y akong i-rason.

Ay, mao pud na akong himoong excuse. Hehehe

^bantay ka ha, picturi dayon inig ihaw hehehe

Unsa kaha taste sa wild turkey compared anang gi farm na noh? basin gahi nang ilang meat

Grabe gyud Ms Grace. My car is covered with yellow powder! When I go outside, ma feel gyud nako nga gi inhale nako ang pollen! ArgGghh! It's been sooOoo tough. It's been an ordeal gyud.

murag isog btaw na'g nawong nang turkey oist...unsa man hitsura anang quail? basta raba maghisgut ug quail, maka hinumdum dayon kong Dick Cheney

Asa naman ang tirador ni Ms Grazie? kay mang hunting na ta'g pigeon

Naglabad akong ulo tibuok adlaw. Pagka paet gyud. Pollen is my mortal enemy gyud. I'm scared of spring now, because it's been nothing but torture for me. In a world where a pollen count of 120 is considered high, we've been getting 2800 here regularly. It's been awful, awful, awful.

Quote from: grazie7y on April 23, 2008, 04:44:35 PM
Halo all! 

Sis A, your ym also sent me messages tonight. Actually your two ym addresses, the tarcela and the andre.  I knew it wasn't you because the message was sana ka and the other ym ad was naa ka.  I replied na I was about to log out na kay early pa ko tomorrow.  I didn't get any reply and then Hazel told me you were hacked.  So I sent messages to your ym na akong gi away then ning log out dayon ko. hahahaha

That's the msg I got when I opened my YM. It was weird because it was just "san kana", and Miss A never does that. Ning reply ra pud ko'g I Miss You, but thankfully I wasn't given the link or else I would have clicked it too.

Miss Ginger: My friendster was also hacked several weeks ago. Maong ako nalang gi close ang account.

Miss A, I miss you very much! Can you give me your skype account thru email or PM? Thanks!

Agay, malabayan gyud ta'g kamatis sa mga taga PETA ani. Hehehe.

^kalami sa pancit luglug oi

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 23, 2008, 03:57:12 AM
Oddly enough, I've gotten accustomed to country songs. Thats what 4 years of country radio stations does to you.

Lami bitaw ang messages sa ilang songs. Daghaang relation to communidad, historidad, personalidad, and religión.

By choice na dong? or simply by lack of choice lang gyud? hehehe...

I like country music too. Even when I was still in Pinas, I tuned in to CMT all the time. And fate works in such weird ways that I ended up with a good, 'ol' country boy who's crazy about country music. He knows even the old, old country songs of yesteryears.

As I've said, you have great taste in music, dong.

*wink*

Dong, wala diay ning work ang plastic bags?

Naa raba ko'y bb gun dire, dong...

Kanus-a man ta mag hunting ug langgam?

hehe

^bantay ka ha, maghuwat jud ko's imong pic nga naka miniskirt...

Daghan nang mga banana ani nga nag wonder kung na tralala ba ilang mga asawa

hehehe

(apil nako ana)

LOL

You're too cute for words, dong.

I love you too, dong.

Don't let those pigeons get the best of you. Ayaw gyud pagpa pildi.

In the epic Battle of Bran Lorenzo versus the Pooping Pigeons,

you will emerge victorious, dong! I have faith in you.

*wink* mwah!

Dong, mao na'y gi ingon...

If you can't beat 'em, cook 'em!

^wow! ka guapa sa wedge shoes oist...naa unta full-body pic with matching posing posing hehehe

Thanks dong! I promise I'll keep on smiling even after all my teeth fall out! Hahaha

And pls keep on sharing great music with us!

I've discovered a lot of really great songs from your posts here.

You have great taste in music, dong. And thanks to you, I discovered Jason Mraz. Salamat kaayo. I am having so much fun listening to his songs. Inig drive nako, mura ko'g mag concert sulod sa sakyanan kay mo sing-along man ko. Hahaha.

BTW, I also like Uncle Kracker's Follow Me. Another one of my faves, mao na akong ganahan kantahon kung mag videoke na mi sa akong friends sa Pinas pa ko.

LOL...good times...

Try it, dong. It seems to work when I do it. Hehehe. I don't know kung mo work ba sa pigeons, kay bluebirds ra man ning amo dire. Ang bluebirds ma attract man gud sa reflection sa samin (esp kung udtong tutok), moduol dayon na sila, unya inig kita nila sa ilang reflection, they think it's another bird, ila dayon tuhikon ang samin...and because they "hang out" sa awto, they tend to leave their poop behind...

Suwayi lang dong, no harm in trying. Hehehe.

PS. if it doesn't work, buy a BB gun...I was watching a food network show, they were cooking pigeons, murag lami raba...hehehe

I like listening to comedy skits on satellite radio...

but lately I've been hooked on Jason Mraz's music...

grilled pork chop, grilled veggies, steamed broccoli, apple fritters, raspberry iced tea

Quote from: bulak on April 18, 2008, 07:07:48 PM
It would be my heart... so that the life span of my heart will be extended a little bit longer, aron makatilaw pod  og kalipay,i can feel that my heart now is being tortured into too much pain , nga unta  sa lain na nga kinabuhi dile na unta kasakit ang mudangat niya kanunay.

Na worried man ko sa imong gi-post, Ms Bulak. I am sad that you're going through that much pain right now. Whatever we can do to help ease the pain, just holler, ok? I have a tub of rocky road ice cream in my freezer, we can indulge in ice cream binge therapy whenever you feel like it, ok? 

take care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kya9PDhGKwY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAsiNIls06k

Sus dong, I had the same experience ganina. When I walked to my car, gikan pa ko nag out sa work, klaro kaayo nag poop ang langgam sa akong awto. Makalagot oi. Makadaut raba kuno na sa pental noh?

What I do when I get home, I cover the side mirrors with plastic bags. It usually works. Daghan man gud mi bluebirds dire, and they love looking at themselves sa side mirrors, ma excited siguro sila, mangiti dayon.

This is one of my absolute favorite songs of all time! (esp the Kenny Loggins version)

This was my "pang-emote" song in college...

LOL

Dong,

I love that song! Di ba murag duet man na nila ni Uncle Kracker? I love the vid of that song too...

brings back a lot of happy memories...

Ms Ginger, I love the photos you took. Paradise kaayo ang view oist, very peaceful.

I also love the tree-hugger photos. Mga guapang model sa kahoy.

Hehehe.

Ms Grazie, nag one day sale baya ang Macy's adtong Saturday...ning adto ka? I bought a pair of shoes for work kay naa man ko'y Macy's gift card from Christmas pa. Daghan kaayo mga high heels mga guapa kaayo oist, tag 50-70% off...sus, I was thinking of you gyud while looking at the shoesesesss....

Happy Birthday TB!

Congrats Mike, for a very successful first year...

Here's to many, many more years of joy and laughter in the coolest forum ever!

Cheers!

**glasses clinking, and C2H4 downing a big glass of bubbly**

^hehe, ikaw lang sugod Ms BeLLe, wala pa ko nahuna hunaan laing episodes of Pageant Bloopers...ako sa ni ungkaton akong utok 

Quote from: salvation is free on April 10, 2008, 08:43:09 AM
I have a friend in Cebu who compiles the Q and A blunders in beauty pageants. Whenever he narrates the events, makaihi ka ug katawa.

Pakit-a mi sa iyang compilations, Admin. Maayo ning atong kasuko ipa agi nalang ni'g katawa. Maayo unta makabasa si EL Mundo ani nga thread kay mura'g daghan nato siya na saksihan nga mga miss2x...

^subay na dayon diha Ms Grazie, para ma usab ning title sa thread, instead of angry, what makes me laugh today na...hehehe...

I, thank you!

wakekekek! Na ma sira ning mga lodging house sa Tagbilaran ani ron ahahaha

Maayo pa ang mga Miss Gay, kuyaw pa kaayo mo tubag...lupigan lang ning mga girls...hehehe

^hahaha...mao btaw Ms Grazie, sa Pinas pa, hilig baya ko tan-aw2x anang mga Miss2x oist, whether sa barrio, sa lungsod or sa school...coz I am always guaranteed of a good time (and a good laugh!) inig Q&A na...

I remember sa Bb. Pilipinas several years ago, Edu Manzano asked a contestant: What can you do to help in the cause for a green environment? Ingon tong contestant: I will plant mango tree in my house...

Ingon intawon si Edu, "don't you mean in your backyard?"

wahehehehehe

Naa bitaw beauty pageant contestant pag fiesta didto sa amoa sa Bukidnon. Haskang guapaha gyud bataa. Pero pag Q & A portion na, ingon tong tig interview: Why did you join this pageant? Ang tubag ra intawon niya: Thank you!

Hehehe...unsa na ni oi...

Miss BeLLe, kudos to a job well done. Daghan naglaway pagkakita ani nga pic.

Dong, they do very, very bad things. Curiousity killed the cat, so ayaw na pangutana kay lisod na.

LOL

When it comes to you, dong...nothing escapes me. Your Ate Grazie and I are looking out for you. We know you don't need protecting, but there are some very, very bad women out there.

LOL 

^hehehe, dili to ako oi...

although when I was eating the 'damn get', hubby was saying he was freaked out, coz he can still see the 'damn get's' eyes...I was asked, "how can you eat something when its eyes are staring at you?"

LOL

LOL

That was a pretty good story.

Wala gyud, dong. We hardly talked, in fact. And I still talked to him like a teacher would talk to a student. Nindot na gyud isibat kung dili lang sa akong amiga. HaaaYyy, the things we do for our friends...tsk, tsk, tsk

Dong, I remember your story about your high school teacher.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 07, 2008, 02:09:06 PM
LOL

'te, knowing myself, I can safely say that men are very very bad.

You know what I mean, LOL

I bet I can find a couple of women who know exactly what you mean.

Hehehe!

Men are bad diay ha. Hahahaha. Dong, you have betrayed your kind. The League of ExtraOrdinary Gentlemen will hunt you down.

Joke! Hehe

^Basta full moon, full force pud...hahaha

^I agree. I find a lot of women here in TB nga bisan simple lang, so naturally beautiful gyud...like Jaja for example...di ba dong? *wink*

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 07, 2008, 01:50:30 PM
bitaw i dont like woman na daghan ug dayan dayan sa iyang kaugalingon.gusto ko simple lang  red lips.lol

sayon ra na Vits...naay daghan atsuete sa kilid kilid...

^dong, naa ba full moon tonight? hehehe joke!

Quote from: grazie7y on April 07, 2008, 01:08:18 PM
Dong, beauty, they say is relative.  I am God's gift and creation.  God gave me a good heart and that makes me feel beautiful inside and that's all that matters, I guess. 

Grazie, you are very beautiful. I am quite attracted to you, in fact. Walay malisya ni ha. Basin ma tsismis ta. Hehehe.

PS. tinuod jud na akong ingon, as in

^thanks dong, baga akong kilay like yours hehehe

Naa pud ko'y kaila ing-ana nga teacher dong, hatagan ug dagkong grades ang mga students basta mosugot makipag date niya...

Nahitabo baya na nako sa una dong. A friend of mine was asked out on a date by this guy she really liked, unya gi hangyo ko niya to go with her kay ma uwaw pa kuno siya, so we made it a double-date kay naa man to'y friend ang guy nga ikuyog pud niya. I didn't know who this guy was, murag blind date kintahay to on my part. Sus, pag abot na didto sa meeting place, grabe kaayo ko na shock kay ang akong ka blind date, akong estudyante! ahahaha! soOooo awkward! sige raba to nako kasab-an sa classroom kay absenot...

^mao jud dong...makahinumdum man lang pud ta adtong 37 yr old teacher who had kids with her 12 yr old student...ngeks!

Naa gyud mga teachers who abuse their power noh? Mo ingon man gani nang uban, "tumoy ra ka sa akong ballpen"...sus, kafaet!

Quote from: orChids on April 07, 2008, 12:54:44 PM
Radio man nang goat pero gi drama pod sa TV. Si Elma Vestel ba tong nidot ug tingog?Ang babaeng hilakon?

Yeah! Ganahan kaayo ko anang tingog ni Elma Vestel!

Nakalimot naman ko sa mga title...there were several that I liked...esp kung ang leading lady kadtong babae nga nindot jud kaayog tingog...I think her real name was Elsa something...pero paborito nako ang mga drama nilang Teban ug Goliat...was Got Da Wonderful a radio program?

Hahaha! DYHP brings back so many happy memories for me...

Na adik pud ko paminaw ug radyo sa una...esp kanang magka gabii na, kay naa man to'y mga ungo ungo, hadlok pero exciting...

And of course, dili mawala ang Handumanan hasta ang programa ni Dra Abogada Rosaroso...

least fave: P.E.! I hated that I had 4 sems of it in college...arrgghhh!

^LOL I like your play of words, Precious...farts from persons lips...hehehe...

1st fave: Chemistry (particularly Organic Chem)

2nd fave: Physics

breakfast: none

lunch: hot & spicy pork, fried rice, chicken rice soup, sweet tea

dinner: nag huna huna pa unsay lami hehe

^hehe EL Mundo, you said it yourself...key words here are ancient and Egypt...

we are neither in ancient times nor in Egypt...

and women who go bald are deemed looney, re: Britney Spears

hahahaha! lami btaw kaayo nang milkmaid pero kusog maka burot

aw mao na banatan dayon ug salsa hehehe

Quote from: Kyle828 on April 06, 2008, 11:13:58 AM

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2008, 11:00:35 AM
wahahah!!!

hala ka!

she will give you a spanking when she gets home!

No my Mom don't spank me anymore. When she gets mad she just said potragisna! So I have to say sorry.
Is potragisna a bad word? She doesn't normally said this word only when she is really mad usually at my Dad.
So we both run and hide in the bedroom when she says this word, hehehehe

hehehe gi buking ni dong KyLe iyang mommy hehehe

didto mo panglao ms lumine? hehehe,excited na pud ko makakita ga langoy langoy baby matt

yum yum yum hot choco! unsa imong gamit para sikwate? naa kay tableya diha?

ahahahahaha

oist dili na ta mag hisgot ani kay makabasa si dong kyle unya mangutana unya sa iyang mommy kung unsa atong gihisgutan, patay ta ani ron

hehehe

Hi Ms LanggamTamsi, nice to meet you!

Ambot ni si BeLLa nga sige man pangidhat ahehehehe

^hala hala, naning kamot baya ko nga dili mo comment sa Skinny Dicks, abi pa lang...inosente pa baya ni akong huna huna...

^bitaw! kadto diay si rene requiestas daghan na crush adto, sus patay na raba intawon to akong gi libak!

anyways, ms belle...bilib ko nimo you can drink coffee, tea, coke simultaneously? hehehe, grabbeeee

so true, so true...

they never ask for more than we can give them *wink*

I'll wait for the pics, ms lumine! regards kong baby matt

^mao na'y gi ingon nga kung mangambisyon naman lang gani, aw to the max nalang gyud!

oist, ganahan ka ni Javier Bardem? Weird kaayo siyag face sa No Country For Old Men and yet daghan mga chicks nangabuang ana niya

hehehehe

naay makusian sa mama ani kay nagpa badlong

hehehehe

Hahaha!

Ganahan bitaw pud ko haranahan ug mariachi oist,

labi na kung murag nawong ni Antonio Banderas, aguuuyyy

^hi ms lumine, how are you? musta ang cdo? long time no see