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Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 11, 2011, 01:22:55 PM
The joint panel will take up Cayetano’s Philippine Senate Resolution No. 166, which seeks to look into reports of registered nurses and nursing graduates who are being employed by certain hospitals as “on-the job trainees” (OJTs) and made to pay for their training, work experience and certification, instead of being hired as regular hospital staff.

Can this be true? 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 02, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
“Carbon used to be a jungle before. It has not completely changed yet, but it made some good appearance because its alleys and streets are now passable. People are no longer afraid to go there,” Rama said.

He he, basin kaagian na tuod pero kinahanglan magbantay ta nga dili madakin-as... 

Negros Oriental, Siquijor ug Bohol? Way apil Cebu?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 30, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
I wouldn’t want to pick a fight with a sky full of angels...

Samot na tingaling dili kon sky full of demons... 

Quote from: hofelina on November 03, 2010, 03:02:34 PM
2. I wish I didn't work so hard.
This came from every male patient that I nursed. They missed their children's youth and their partner's companionship. Women also spoke of this regret. But as most were from an older generation, many of the female patients had not been breadwinners. All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

I'm sure this won't be one of my regrets... 

Quote from: aquarius on January 11, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
Bay Hubz..

Maayo pa'ng ubo gahi..!.... dali ra man daw tambalan ng sobra ka lumoy, inuman man lang daw na ug Immodium/ Diatabs...

He he, pero kon gamiton ang mogahi tungod aning mga tambala, basin masumbong tag improper waste disposal, o unsa ba kahang kasoha... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on December 02, 2010, 03:47:27 AM

Basin nagduwa-duwa ra ning baby nga elepante ug ang buaya... 

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 06, 2011, 01:36:44 PM
is she really sad? kay mura man ug nagngisi siya samtang nananum aning ga kilometrong bulak

Dili bitaw ni siya sad woman sa akong tan-aw. 

Quote from: kan-ogong on December 14, 2010, 04:11:01 AM
The girl, 15, and her sister, 17, told Agence France-Presse that they left their rural home on a northern Philippine mango orchard to work for their aunt in Olongapo City but that their planned employment as babysitters turned into cybersex work.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. A new twist to the old squeeze...

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 11:59:52 PM
...ug gihubaghubagan human bunalbunali ug bugsay.  

Basin tsinelas ang gigamit pagbunal...

Quote from: fdaray on December 02, 2010, 09:24:59 AM
Ang dalaga karon mao nay manguyab.

Quote from: Chongki on December 02, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
asa man?

He he, uyab na silang tanan ni Sir FD... 

Ah, as Tolstoy would put it--the desire for desires... 

Hmm. Daghan jud gihapon tingali ang maka-afford kay morag permi man puno ang Jollibee sa atoa... 

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 10:57:32 PM
nagkita mo ni bai bugs, bai hubs?  kinsay unang nahubog ninyo?

Wa man tingali mouli si Bay Bugsay. Basin tuas Vietnam mibakasyon...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 07, 2011, 08:21:04 AM
Leading this year's first flag-raising ceremony in the DOLE in Intramuros, Manila, Baldoz said that the National Economic Development Authority's (NEDA) projection of seven to eight percent economic growth this year will generate 1.1 million new jobs, the annual target in job generation that would enable the country to make a dent in unemployment.

Ah, the intrepid projectors are at it again...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 11, 2011, 04:43:18 AM

Pero akong silingan Sir Hubag sayod ko way hunong paningkamot silang duha 14 ilang anak ug bahin sab sa pag-ampo mahingampoon man sab sya gani kong mangje sa kapilya sya ang gitarista, karong December palang muna-muna man nijang panujo sa Ginoo kay wa kuno magsud-ong ang Ginoo sa ijang kahimtang pobre na sila nagkasakit pa sija, maong muna-muna nijang kasuko/kahiubos sa Ginoo.

Bitaw pud no? Pero sa akong tan-aw aning magtiayona, morag nasobrahan ang ilang paningkamot nga makabaton og mga anak... 

Depends on the person--or the animal, as the case may be. Naay uban bisan klarong nasayop siging pangatarongan aron lang jud ingnon nga brayt. 

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 10, 2011, 11:06:47 PM
borikatum sang ilaqlum kag gang hoong sang tahomg

He he, Latinum natum angdi kasakayem maglagotum. 

Quote from: windgate on January 11, 2011, 09:24:55 AM
sinugba na lang paresan ug bahal

He he, mag-uros-uros tingali ang impilya...

Konsintidor ba kaha ang inahan o wa lang jud kahay mahimo? 

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 24, 2010, 09:22:35 AM
tinuod jud na Kan ogong! naa ko migo ana jud daw sila didto. and it has practiced in the bible time... nga ug ma utgan diay na sila sa kadlawon ang ila donkey ija jerjeron...

I suppose donkeys don't complain that they have a headache. Bwahaha! 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 08, 2011, 10:21:22 AM
Chaser learned the names for 1,022 toys, so many that her human handlers had to write on them in marker so that they wouldn't forget, said study co-author Alliston Reid, a psychology professor at Wofford College in South Carolina.

Hmm. Chaser should perhaps be encouraged take up some well-paid profession or other... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on December 20, 2010, 07:07:01 AM
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  Ahttp://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

Bilib ko aning pataya. Naa kunoy uban nga buhi pa pero hutoy ray gahi... 

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 10:47:48 PM
if it's just the size of the picture, i wouldn't call it downgraded.  if she were made to look ten years older and fatter, that would be another story.

Hmm. How would you call it then?

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 10:49:22 PM
bai hubs, for awhile there i thought you made a stolen shot of me.

He he, I hope I got the stubble right... 

Quote from: windgate on January 10, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
ayayay!!! Kalami ani ug eskabetse....

Kon maoy imong tripping, kini na lang kahang pormaha...

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 11:54:17 PM
tingali gid wala ka dila ya.

Bason may naa man, gali dumpol gid bla.

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 10, 2011, 11:16:11 PM
kong walang sang mama paano gid ya

Abaw linti gid di magkabolbuhol ang hambal gid ya. 

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 10, 2011, 11:05:01 PM
migagimaw sang olokong opao

Sumusumidlit sang bohoong hongao.

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 11:52:33 PM
sista boak sa ulo sa senado, o tombalata ang nabolada?

Nabolada ang barkada sa hambogera nga doktora.

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 10, 2011, 10:52:29 PM
juging is my work

All work and no play makes BoyBuhoy go jug-jug-jug... 

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2011, 10:46:06 PM
as i've always suspected, the yawning difference is that neither is a cell phone.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 19, 2010, 01:13:27 AM
Next time you get hold of a new, crisp P200 bill, don’t be surprised if you find it difficult to locate the picture of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. It has been relegated to a small corner of the bill and the new dominant photo is that of the tarsier, a specially protected animal species found in a few places in the Philippines.

No comment. 

"Chief Troubleshooter?" Hmm...

Basta bahin sa Valencia, morag permi man dinagko ang estorya...

Never judge a cat by its whiskers. --Anonymous

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 05, 2011, 07:53:05 PM
ako kaong kaong kag liog sang torki

Namit gid ini ya, pangsumsom sang kisom nga bahal pro.

Quote from: BolBuhol on December 07, 2010, 06:25:31 PM
gid sims prirtu kolisum centekatu iglogbrum

Quesum bahalum boguaque lawg lymogmogum.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 05, 2011, 10:16:40 PM
Should a Wedding Be Expensive?

Hmm... Expensiveness is a relative thing--relative, that is, to the size of one's fortune and one's ego, among other vanities.

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go in and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it. After the sexual interlude, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. When she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "You must be an anesthesiologist." The male doctor says, "Wow, how did you guess?" The female doctor replies, "I didn't feel a thing."


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 23, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
tabugok

...nga bolbuholon? 

Quote from: hofelina on January 06, 2011, 07:22:46 PM
Self-declared witches in Romania are preparing to curse the country's rulers publicly for taxing their profession under an amended labour law.Poisonous mandrake plants are due to be hurled into the River Danube and queen witch Bratara Buzea has devised a spell involving cat dung and a dead dog.
Their professions, along with those of witch, astrologer, fortune teller and embalmer, were not listed in the previous labour code, and therefore not subject to tax.

Hmm, in some countries embalmers earn a lot of money...

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 05, 2011, 07:54:20 PM

ang katabang ko gid

Ang may naa ka gid o may naa ko rikong?

Quote from: Vistabel on January 07, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Siguro maong pobre ko ug ang kadaghan mga Filipino kay dili mao ang among Pag-ampo.

Hmm, di ba kaha tungod kay naghingapin ang ampo pero kulang sa paningkamot...

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 05, 2011, 07:55:53 PM

bolbohol pyori

pists ob pyori?

Quote from: BolBuhol on December 28, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
IPot

Digital orinola? 

Quote from: Dot (.) on December 15, 2010, 06:33:23 PM


Maayo kaayo!

Gihubak ko sa kahinam
Sa sunod nga matagamtam

Di kaha ka masud-ipan sa laway
Samtang gasud-ong sa iyang panagway.

O kaha molagom ka ug mamugnaw
Sa way puas nga pakang sa kahidlaw.

Quote from: mistyeyed on December 29, 2010, 12:02:29 AM
Isla Noah

Salamat kanimo nga ni tumaw ka
Kay ug wala ka nahimong isla
Si Misty dili maka anha dinha sa inyoha.

Isla Noah
Unsa man kang klasehah
Sa estoryah
Asah kahah ni dapitah
Niining kalibotanah
Asah kahang dagatah
Kining islahah
Unsah
Man kining hinanggawah
Unsah
Man kining mgah Ungtah
Unsang surambawah
Adah uroy bah
Asah kahah puntah
Kining balakah...

Maayo tingali unta...   

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 23, 2010, 12:22:59 PM
What is your favorite animal?

Guess who, er, what? 

Quote from: Chongki on January 01, 2011, 10:32:33 PM
pussy

Hmm. Do you like it when it's wet? Like this one?

Hmm. Here's one attractive woman with her beauty-enhancing carrot...

Quote from: windgate on January 10, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
ayayay!!! Kalami ani ug eskabetse....

He he, tami-s nga aslom, unya hagkot gamay ang sauce... 

Ms. Mermaid, I can't say I'm sure you exist but I have faith in you!

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2011, 01:36:34 AM
luckily, yes.  a paper boat, too.

Ang kwestyon kon molupad pa ang paper plane, basin motulilik lang... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 07, 2011, 10:30:09 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! as in BLACK AND BLUE jud Manay???

Unsa man ning BLACK ug BLUE? Mora man nig Johhny Walker. He he, naa ra ba puy Johnny Walker nga GREEN... 

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2011, 01:01:31 AM
nahimo na tingaling botoy.

Bwahaha! Voilà! Natudliz na!

Quote from: BolBuhol on January 05, 2011, 08:22:57 PM
hakyoghakyogra kag arom mogawasang

Mogawas iba sang magawsang.

Mas namit ang sakyogsakyog.

Quote from: glacier_71 on December 11, 2010, 05:17:00 AM
sigehi'g pangita aron mogawas  

Pwede ukbon ang panit...  

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 10, 2010, 10:31:15 AM
hubag bohol, show up!

Tapos na panghuyatid bla! 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on December 19, 2010, 04:03:49 AM
Ways and Means Committee usa sa pinakakusgan nga comittee sa senado.

Senado way gid sing nada pag damo lang ang bolada.

Hmm. I didn't cut classes during college. I cut college... 

Tekret.

tinilat

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 11:56:41 AM
ka ayo baya ana....third week pa kos December pauli.
Merry Christmas ug mga panghinaut sa madokdokong bag-ong tuig, pohon!!!

Hi, Bay Bugs! Asa ka ron, Cebu o Bohol? Tagay ta kay pila ra ko ka adlaw diris atoa... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 21, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
He he, morag sayo pa man pero di na ko kalugar unya. Mao nga mga halangdong kaberks diri sa TB,

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Malipayong Pasko sa tanang miyembro ug magbabasa sa Tubag Bohol!

Dili matukib ang akong gibati! Home sweet home!   

He he, morag sayo pa man pero di na ko kalugar unya. Mao nga mga halangdong kaberks diri sa TB,

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 11:30:52 AM
...sa sama nimong pagkatawo....mangluod ang tindahan kon dili ka mangutang....

He he, mababaan man pud ta anang estoryaha...

Sigi, Bay Bugs, hinay-hinay na ko. Basin mabanggaan ka nako sa Cebu or Tagbi, hagdon ta nya kag tagay...  

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 11:26:17 AM
iuli na intawon ang hiwaman'g brip ug totbras..

Totbras ra ba intawon to nga bililhon kay sinunod gikan sa katinguwangan... 

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 11:22:05 AM
permi jud ka mahi-una ba....

mga panghinaut na lang akong masulti, nga unta dabodabohan kas daghang lingaw didto sa yutang mahinangupon ug nga ang imong matinaupong kamingaw magsabwag unta'g kamaya sa nagtuaw'ng lingagngagan sa mga imbodohon....

Bwahaha! Maayo ning sayo-sayo tang mopatim-aw aron makarason nga nahutdan na inig-abot sa panahon sa gastoanay...

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 11:17:11 AM
yuta lang gihapon ang kapaingnan sa tanan...nakalupad man tuod tulin pa sa alas singko, apan nitibugsok ra gihapon sa mahinangupong huyonghuyong..

Huyonghuyong sa hunahuna maoy angay likayan kay kini way ibugwak pagbalik; hinunoa, kini ugomon na didto sa iyang kahiladman ug dili na iuli.

Magpa-recharge sa batteries...

Two-month coffee break, hehe...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:04:29 AM
tipasi siguro bai kanang gisud sa nigo...

He he, wa diay maayo pagkatahop o alig-ig bay...

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 10:53:49 AM
...wa man gani ko kahibawo'g asa ko paingon ugma....

Ayg jama-jama diha, Bay Bugs, basin makasab-an kag di oras diris TB...   

Aw... 

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 10:52:38 AM
...mao nay pamakak sa hingtungdan...

Aw, mao ba? Di man hinuon maingon nga unique ang iyang porma, pero, hmm, unsa man diay ang hukom sa mga hilabtanon, nga siya jud kuno?

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 10:50:08 AM
...koykoy Sunday diay imong gibuhat karon, Bai Hubs...

Nanguykoy ko kay nangitag mga kinaham nga threads kay manamilit ra ba ko kadiyot gikan sa TB...

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 10:47:24 AM
yuta nga didto gitisok ang mga pangandoy... molipang ug molambo sa matag dis-og sa panahon ug matag tulo sa ulan nga maghatag ug katagbawan sa uhaw tang pangindahay...

Pangindahay kinahanglan way puas ug matinaupon aron molagbas sa panganod ug manganawkanaw sa kalimutaw sa langit bisan tuod ang lapalapa sa atong kahimatngon nahiugbok sa yuta...

 

In the service of the Word

By Fr. Flor Lagura, SVD

http://www.sunstar.com.ph/cebu/lifestyle/lagura-long-live-christ-king


PILATE's eyes widened when he heard Jesus say, “Yes, I am a king, and for this purpose I was born. And I came to bring truth to the world. All who love the truth are my followers.” (John 18:37b)

At a time when many distrust politicians and governments, when business leaders are held in low esteem, andâ€"sad to sayâ€"due to the scandals that have rocked the Church, people also distrust the clergy, there is an urgent longing for a dedicated and trustworthy leaders. We ask, then, what should be the qualities of a good leader?

First and foremost, a leader must show concern for his followers, a concern which is seen in the spirit of true service. With leadership power will necessarily follow, but a good leader will wield this power not to subdue or control others by lording it over them; rather, service shall be the yardstick for his rule.

Secondly, a leader must be decisive. After consulting with others and, above all, after laying it all before the Being who matters most, he must come to a decision. Jesus came to a painful but firm decision having agonized on his plan of action in the garden of Gethsemane as he exclaimed, “Father… not my will but yours be done!”(Luke 22:42)

Thirdly, he must be brave. In the words of the young David who proved himself fearless in facing danger and in fighting his foes, “Though I walk in the valley of darkness, I fear no evil, for you are at my side.”(Psalm 23:4)

Fourth and last, a true leader is humble and compassionate. When Gen. Robert Lee handed over his sword and pistol to the victorious leader of the Union Army--Gen. Ulysses Grant-- the latter acknowledged the gesture but declined the offer; magnanimous in victory, Grant ordered that every confederate soldier, in defeat, be allowed to retain sword, pistol and horse.

In the early part of the last century, when socialism, fascism and communism reared their ugly heads and caused untold misery among millions of people, Pope Pius IX declared the solemn feast of Christ the King on the 11th day of December, 1925. The global menace of dictatorships which trampled upon human dignity needed a solution from the Gospel itself.

Two years later, when Mexico’s president, Plutarco Calles, waged a most cruel persecution against the Church, among the 4,000 priests who met a martyr’s death was the Jesuit, Fr. Miguel Pro. Falsely accused of treason, the young Fr. Pro was condemned to death without the benefit of a fair trial. On the fateful day of November 23, 1927 Fr. Pro bravely faced and yet forgave the members of the firing squad. Firmly refusing to be blindfolded he courageously exclaimed as bullets riddled his body, “Long live, Christ the King!”(Viva, Cristo Rey!)

Our world craves for good leaders, be it in politics, in business or in the Church. In Christ, the King, we have a leader who thinks not of himself primarily, but of the good of those he rules. And he rules by serving them, even giving his life for them.

“Then Jesus answered, “My kingdom is not of this world. If it were, my followers would have fought when I was arrested by the Jewish leaders. But my kingdom is not of this world.” Pilate replied, “So, you are a king?” Jesus said, “Yes, I was born for that purpose. I came to bring truth to the world. All who love the truth are my followers.” John 18:36-37.


Published in the Sun.Star Cebu newspaper on November 21, 2010.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:03:31 AM
wa ko kahibaw bai, sa akong nahibaw-an agol-ol ra man ang himolbolan

Basta naay bolbol pwede himolbolan bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
kanang  inig ukab bai  naay lit-ag gaatang.

Kuyaw diayg maputlan og di oras kon maohon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:01:04 AM
maayong buntag tanan

Maayong buntag pud diha, Bay Vits. Ikaw na lay akong pananghiran kay nangatulog pa man ang uban. Biyaan una nako ning bisyo sa TB kadiyot kay naughan na ko...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 09:51:29 AM
...Og pingkianay sa mga hubon og pahak...Hahhahahaaha
Maajong gabii diha Nyor Botoy og sa tanan nga dodokero sa TB...
Happy dok-dok na lang.

He he, makahapuhap man pud tas atong hubon anang kalakiha. Sigi, padayon lang unya mog dukdok diri ha kay mobakasyon una kos TB...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 09:49:04 AM
Realidad kung makat-onan lang dawaton walay maligsan sa mga pekeng pangandoy.

Pangandoy mahimong dili wad-on basta ang mga tiil nagtunob lang gihapon sa yuta.

Quote from: Scarb on August 15, 2010, 01:54:39 AM
whahaha zaman imo ipok (porol) misangit sa alkansya nga kawayan? hikhek

Nagakasangit gid man ang pikoy, ti natuli sang indi oras gali haw. 

Quote from: Scarb on August 15, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
to be continued daw inig balik ni Tigs ug Sabina..! 

Oi, hain na man tong atong mga tig-asoy? We should have a continuation of the story now... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 10, 2007, 02:03:09 AM
There is a saying, which goes thus: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck or quacks like a duck, it is a duck.

If it croaks like a frog... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 18, 2010, 01:32:31 AM
magpinatyanay pa kung di magkasinabot.

Basta mabaw rag kalipay, dali ra pud mabikil...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 09:41:24 AM
Goodnight pepol, hapi posting kay beauty sleep na si Ako.

Sleep well, Ms. Wolf. Hangtod sa sunod nga kukabildo! 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 09:39:55 AM
Darohan ni Botoy napasagdan napuno og bakukang.

Bakukang sa utok mao man gud ang nagdaghan, mao nga panahon na nga atimanon ang realidad...

Dugaya pa ani, oi. Daghang pang mga panghitabo...

Di ba kaha pud Binay look-alike ra ning tawhana? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:58:47 PM

Anak? Nope, far from it

Hmm. Kaila diay ka dayon sa posing lang, Ms. LB?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:23:25 AM

sige lang  bai basta naa puy masungkab

Kanang arang-arang pud bay para naay gamayng konsuylo.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:25:51 AM
aw oh diay sa..pero ug naa pa si bolbol diretso to bai

He he, unsa kahay gihimulbolan ato ron...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:51:23 AM
basin wa nay laing makaon bai.

Aw, basta loving man gud kaha...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:03:38 AM
kang kinsa a mingawan  bai?

Sa mga nangutang bay nga gahi jamo pabayron...