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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« on: December 20, 2010, 07:07:01 AM »
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 08:40:54 AM »


Perhaps Mr. Lorenzo could explain to us more about post mortem erection. Or perhaps it was a pre mortem erection that became transfixed when rigor mortis set in. But ejaculation in that state of expiration is baffling indeed.

A dead man pretending to be alive grabbing the final opportunity to achieve "imortality" by leaving an offspring behind one last time?



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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 10:56:27 AM »
Could Marmaduke be a dog? Bwahahaha!!!  ;D



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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 12:12:59 PM »
Could Marmaduke be a dog? Bwahahaha!!!  ;D






i was thinking the same thing!!! the NAUGHTY dog!!!

i dont believe the story!!! daghan BAKAKON diri sa Merika para makadatung!


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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2010, 01:12:16 AM »



i was thinking the same thing!!! the NAUGHTY dog!!!

i dont believe the story!!! daghan BAKAKON diri sa Merika para makadatung!


Hmmmm green-mind doggie in the window  ;D


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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2010, 01:17:42 AM »
puryang istoryaha.  incomplete.  it does not even say whether the deed was done before or after embalming. ;D

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2010, 01:23:23 AM »
Mora diay nis giingon ni Dr. Brydz nga, "finish or unfinish, pass the paper!" Hehehehe  ;D



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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2010, 04:03:55 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 05:39:08 PM »
palamuot man ning balitaa. Basin ning minatay didto punita sa lodging house or motel, tapos may gikulukadidang nga batan-ong babaye, gainom nig viagra bah... tapos wa kalahutay... na "atake de corazon" kay batan-on ang kontra... kanang iyang erection  epekto pa siguro na.... nasayangan lang ni si "marmaduke" .. siguro nahinumdum pa siya sa panultihon nga, "strike the iron while it is hot", so mao tong iyang gibuhat samtang giligo niya ang patay... ako lang ning pangagpas ha?....  ;D ;D

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2011, 08:56:56 AM »
pila na kaha ka patay  gipahimudsan ni marmaduke?

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 09:33:03 AM »
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  Ahttp://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

Bilib ko aning pataya. Naa kunoy uban nga buhi pa pero hutoy ray gahi...  ;D

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 11:22:34 AM »
Hillbilly ni si Marmaduke. Murag motuo ko ani gamay kay daghan weird sa hills of missoura.

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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 12:28:01 PM »
Bilib ko aning pataya. Naa kunoy uban nga buhi pa pero hutoy ray gahi...  ;D

Bay Hubz..

Maayo pa'ng ubo gahi..!.... dali ra man daw tambalan ng sobra ka lumoy, inuman man lang daw na ug Immodium/ Diatabs... ;D ;D

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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2011, 01:03:22 PM »
Bay Hubz..

Maayo pa'ng ubo gahi..!.... dali ra man daw tambalan ng sobra ka lumoy, inuman man lang daw na ug Immodium/ Diatabs... ;D ;D

He he, pero kon gamiton ang mogahi tungod aning mga tambala, basin masumbong tag improper waste disposal, o unsa ba kahang kasoha...  ;D

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »

Perhaps Mr. Lorenzo could explain to us more about post mortem erection. Or perhaps it was a pre mortem erection that became transfixed when rigor mortis set in. But ejaculation in that state of expiration is baffling indeed.

A dead man pretending to be alive grabbing the final opportunity to achieve "imortality" by leaving an offspring behind one last time?



Upon death, all bowels are voided (to an extent) and the penile constrictor muscles loose the inhibitory constriction. However, there are instances where the ejaculate was not totally purged during the voiding process. When this woman 'straddled' the specimen she effectively helped in the voiding process by releasing all the remaining ejaculate that were still trapped deep in the penile shaft.

Considering that sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to 48-72 hours before lysis, we can assume that the male specimen was dead no more than 2 days considering the high viability of his sperm. Hence the impregnation of the said female necrophiliac.

Her impregnation is due to the fact that penis was voided of its ejaculatory reserve, all of the contents were also released. We can expect a high voluminous result.

Can you imagine of she did this if the specimen was embalmed? All that formalyn would have destroyed her vaginal epithelial lining/ not to mention the CNS toxicity related to formalyn.



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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2011, 02:45:03 PM »
Kini si Ms. M, ay usag ehemplo nga 'Maniakis'




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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 10:30:09 AM »
This is an awful story, but the following is apparently even worse...



Man Admits to Having Sex with Dead Woman, Denies Killing Her

Updated: Wednesday, 11 Aug 2010, 9:36 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 11 Aug 2010, 9:36 AM EDT


(NewsCore) - A 26-year-old man is in custody after admitting having sex with a body police found in his vehicle in Tenino, Washington, the Seattle Times reported late Tuesday.

Police pulled over Bernard Howell's pickup truck on Sunday night and discovered a body investigators say was wrapped in plastic and a sleeping bag.

Howell denies having anything to do with the woman’s death, telling authorities he found her body on a popular walking track, the Yelm-Tenino trail, earlier that day.

He is being held on suspicion of second degree murder.

After his first night at the Thurston County jail, detectives say Howell admitted to having sex with the body, but still denied killing her.

The victim, identified Tuesday as 60-year-old Vanda Boone, was a massage therapist who had only recently moved to the area.

Medical examination revealed Boone’s death resulted from her throat being slit, and also showed up blunt force injuries to the head and neck.

Police said the suspect told them he was going to bury her body for her family, because he did not think they could afford it, the Northwest Cable News reported.


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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 10:45:02 AM »
26 years old? nanaginot ug tiguwang nga patay..
  o siya ba ang nagpatay para dili kareklamo  :o

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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2011, 08:47:13 AM »
Necrophilia

by Stephen J. Hucker, MB, BS, FRCP(C), FRCPsych
 

Necrophilia can best be described as sexual arousal stimulated by a dead body. The stimulation can be either in the form of fantasies or actual physical sexual contact with the corpse.

Legends with necrophilic themes are common throughout history and the concept of sexual interference with the dead has been known and abhorred since the ancient Egyptians, as noted by Herodotus (484 BCE -425 BC approx):

"When the wife of a distinguished man dies, or any woman who happens to be beautiful or well known, her body is not given to the embalmers immediately, but only after the lapse of three or four days. This is a precautionary measure to prevent the embalmers from violating her corpse, a thing which is actually said to have happened in the case of a woman who had just died." (de Selincourt, translation, 1972, p.161)

Official Criteria:

The DSM-IV-TR criteria for necrophilia are the presence, over a period of at least six months, of recurrent and intense urges and sexually arousing fantasies involving corpses which are either acted upon or have been markedly distressing.

Manifestation:

There is a broad spectrum of necrophilic behaviours, ranging from fantasies alone to murder for the sake of procuring a dead body. Experts have subcategorized the paraphilia according to where it falls on that spectrum.

"Necrophilic fantasies" of corpses, never acted upon, still fall within the scope of necrophilia and some authors have categorized this as a "neurotic equivalent" to necrophilia.

"Pseudonecrophilia" describes isolated incidents where the sexual contact with the corpse may happen without pre-existing fantasies or desire to have sexual contact with the body.

Even in its truest form, necrophilia can be quite varied, ranging from simply being in the presence of a corpse to kissing, fondling or performing sexual intercourse or cunnilingus on the body.

The presence of other paraphilias or personality disorders, however, can manifest in more grotesque or sadistic elements such as mutilation of the corpse, drinking the blood or urine, or homicide ("necrophilic homicide" or "necrosadism"). The latter is the most disturbing end of the spectrum.

Although the act of murder itself may generate the subsequent sexual frenzy, research has determined an alarming rate of homicide in order to obtain a body for subsequent sexual violation. Rosman and Resnick (1988) found that 42% of their study sample of necrophiles had murdered in order to obtain a body. Researchers have determined, however, that sadism itself is not usually an intrinsic characteristic of true necrophilia. (Rosman & Resnick, 1988)

In all cases, there is undoubtedly sexual preference for a corpse rather than a living woman. When no other act of cruelty - cutting into pieces etc., - is practiced on the corpse, it is probable that the lifeless condition itself, forms the stimulus for the perverse individual. It is possible that the corpse - a human form absolutely without will - satisfies an abnormal desire, in that the object of desire is seen to be capable of absolute subjugation, without possibility of resistance. (Kraft-Ebing, 1886)


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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2011, 04:55:21 PM »
Upon death, all bowels are voided (to an extent) and the penile constrictor muscles loose the inhibitory constriction. However, there are instances where the ejaculate was not totally purged during the voiding process. When this woman 'straddled' the specimen she effectively helped in the voiding process by releasing all the remaining ejaculate that were still trapped deep in the penile shaft.

Considering that sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to 48-72 hours before lysis, we can assume that the male specimen was dead no more than 2 days considering the high viability of his sperm. Hence the impregnation of the said female necrophiliac.

Her impregnation is due to the fact that penis was voided of its ejaculatory reserve, all of the contents were also released. We can expect a high voluminous result.


Can you imagine of she did this if the specimen was embalmed? All that formalyn would have destroyed her vaginal epithelial lining/ not to mention the CNS toxicity related to formalyn.




Hahahahaha... correct!

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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2011, 05:13:13 PM »

Hahahahaha... correct!

i'm just going to assume that this dead man probably had a large penis for this woman to 'straddle' on. perhaps she didn't have sex for a while eh?

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« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2011, 05:27:34 PM »
i'm just going to assume that this dead man probably had a large penis for this woman to 'straddle' on. perhaps she didn't have sex for a while eh?



Bwahahahahaha... kung true man ganing ni, paska mas nalooy ko tsa babae kaysa patay

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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2011, 12:40:13 AM »


Bwahahahahaha... kung true man ganing ni, paska mas nalooy ko tsa babae kaysa patay

haha ug tinuod ni, then this man lived life to the fullest with his 'cocked shotgun'. puahaha.

im sure he killed alot of sexual partners, symbolically, in bed with that.

oh how the fates have turned.

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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2011, 11:29:17 AM »


Bwahahahahaha... kung true man ganing ni, paska mas nalooy ko tsa babae kaysa patay

Hmm. For not having sex for a while, for stradddling on a big one, or for her choice of partner?   ???

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« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2011, 10:28:16 PM »
Hmm. For not having sex for a while, for stradddling on a big one, or for her choice of partner?   ???



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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2011, 10:34:47 PM »
Hmm. For not having sex for a while, for stradddling on a big one, or for her choice of partner?   ???


A, kanang kuan sir, pwede all of the above?  ;D

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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2011, 05:57:53 AM »
sowi kay wa ko ma kumbinsi! hahahaha! a dead man cant impregnate, never. Now dont tell me  dead people know how to fake orgasm too! kay according to study, men fake orgasam naman daw sad di lang daw ang baje... hahaha!

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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2011, 06:38:08 AM »
 mo TO-OH pako nga si GOYANG dili corrupt, kai sa usa ka patay nga nakapa buntis ;)

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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2011, 07:06:12 AM »
luoy ning bataa mogawas sa kalibutan... way mailhang amahan.... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 07:39:38 AM »
luoy ning bataa mogawas sa kalibutan... way mailhang amahan.... ;D ;D ;D

 Mo e-mail siya ni San Pedro...Iya ingnon si San Pedro, nga ingna ako Tatay to send his child support :D

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« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2011, 08:00:51 AM »
luoy ning bataa mogawas sa kalibutan... way mailhang amahan.... ;D ;D ;D
Mo e-mail siya ni San Pedro...Iya ingnon si San Pedro, nga ingna ako Tatay to send his child support :D

He he, moingon ang Tatay nga wa siyay responsibilidad kay siya biktima lang, it was done without his consent ...

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2011, 08:09:36 AM »
kining baji'a, murag histrionic typal mani sija. :)

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2011, 09:09:56 AM »
He he, moingon ang Tatay nga wa siyay responsibilidad kay siya biktima lang, it was done without his consent ...


hehehehe.... ug mangutana gyod anak sa inahan kinsa iya amahan, tubagon lang nga, "dihang gitisok este gilubong ka sa tabunok nga yuta aron motubo ug molipang.. taud-taud dong gilubong pod ang imong amahan.."... ;D ;D



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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2011, 09:38:05 AM »

hehehehe.... ug mangutana gyod anak sa inahan kinsa iya amahan, tubagon lang nga, "dihang gitisok este gilubong ka sa tabunok nga yuta aron motubo ug molipang.. taud-taud dong gilubong pod ang imong amahan.."... ;D ;D

He he, sumpay sa inahan: "Ondoy, ang imong amahan nagpadayundon na paingon sa laing kalibotan ug gani nahiuna na ang iyang kalag, apan giugkat ko ikaw ug gisakmit gikan sa bung-aw sa kawalaan..."

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 10:49:01 AM »
.. :o,, kay lagi ang binhi nga gikan sa patay niturok ug nabuhi..nah!

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2011, 11:52:59 AM »
.. :o,, kay lagi ang binhi nga gikan sa patay niturok ug nabuhi..nah!

Apan lagi kay ang pasidlit sa maong binhi kay nabuhi, mitindog ug migahi, unya gipahimuslan, nan, nia na roy anak sa liki sa kawayan...


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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2011, 02:06:35 PM »
He he, moingon ang Tatay nga wa siyay responsibilidad kay siya biktima lang, it was done without his consent ...





Korek! maka lulooy jud ang mag ina! walay child support nga mahitabo! sala japun sa baje kay nang rape ug patay! hahhahaha

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2011, 02:44:45 AM »




Korek! maka lulooy jud ang mag ina! walay child support nga mahitabo! sala japun sa baje kay nang rape ug patay! hahhahaha

 Mao ni giingon nga bahalag patay,,,,basta kai nagtongtong sa kamay :D

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Re: Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2011, 04:19:20 AM »
Mao ni giingon nga bahalag patay,,,,basta kai nagtongtong sa kamay :D


waaaaaaaaaahahahhaha!

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