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#68901
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Female Urinal
January 23, 2011, 01:10:43 AM
Wa pa may separate urinal ang girl-boy. Wa pa ni makab-ot sa sibilisasyon.   ;D
#68902
Love Talk / Re: Dili Na Virgin
January 23, 2011, 01:03:33 AM
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
sige, sige, panghinulsol gyod, lihay gyod. ;D  nagbasa ra ba to ron...  ang diperensya sa chic ug chick letter k ra.  sipyat kag chiclet ug chicklet, pareha ra na nga mausap.

Unsa guy Chiclet? A little Chic?   :-X
#68903
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Female Urinal
January 23, 2011, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 12:26:26 AM
unsaon god intawon na paglingkod... girl-boy man tingali ang ipasabot sa 'female' ani. ;D

Ubos ra man ni...
#68904
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
January 23, 2011, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 12:35:33 AM
mag-ampo kitag pazalamat nga nabalik si kerstin, igzu ni scarb.  kerst, pabalika dayon imong ate ha?  maayo baya pod ang 9999, ingon ang numerologist.

Basin, kon moabot na si Inday Kerst sa 666.  ;D
#68905
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 23, 2011, 12:55:25 AM
Quote from: chicogon on January 22, 2011, 11:47:43 PM
Los(t) Angeles... bahalag minoon basta mao ni ako kauban  ;D


He he, nia jud tinuod ta sa world of fantasy...
#68906
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 23, 2011, 12:54:09 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
ayee which type of clouds ka ha niya nahibilin iya panty nop? cumulus,stratus?

Basin nasab-it sa cirrus...
#68907
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: BeLieVe
January 23, 2011, 12:51:02 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:48:25 PM
believe ko sa mga talent anhi kay ang baki nahimo na nga kwaknit samtang absenot ko  ;D

He he, mora mag CIA ang manorya...  8)
#68908
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
tsimbako.  mas bale itlog mabuak, nungka ulo.

Lisod pud, oi, kon itlog ang mabuak, unya usa ra diay...  :P
#68909
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:49:09 PM
lampingasang amahan! 

Dugay na mang wa ang amahan, hagbay pang buwag...
#68910
Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 12:39:17 AM
pwede pod.  siguroha lang nga maayo mokanta, labi nag 'rainbow connection' ni kermit.  taym sa, si bugsay imong pakokakon?  tingkatug na man tingali kay mora na man nig nanimahong case of mistaken identity?

He he, maayo mag dili kababs...  :-X
#68911
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:37:55 PM
kining duha puro gyod cute kay sayod bahin ug kiyot. ;D

Ayata gud...
#68912
Quote from: Kerstin on January 23, 2011, 12:12:39 AM
i dare to off, to the clouds i fly..

Hukasa ang imong meat dress aron di ka mabug-atan...  ;D
#68913
Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 12:29:25 AM
hinaot untang makakita sad tag baki nga nagbugsay sa taas sa panganod. ;D

Unsa kaha kon bugsay na lang nga nagkokak sa baybayon sa lim-aw?  ;D
#68914
Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2011, 12:12:41 AM
aw maka kita na ta'g baki ana nga mag parasuit ilawom sa dagat.... ;D

Hmm, complete with stethoscope?  :-X
#68915
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:59:19 PM
and then, kon ulo mag una inig tibogsok sa dagat kay maka create kono pod ug tidal wave?

Sabagay, dako-dako man hinuon uloha. (Ambot lang unsay sulod.)   ;D
#68916
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Female Urinal
January 23, 2011, 12:22:28 AM
Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 12:14:13 AM
unsaon kaha intawon ni oy.  kanyahay ra wa ma-popular nga design.  morag baye nga iro man tingali ang nahunahunaan sa nag-design ani. ::) 

Pwede man molingkod sa nagsiwil...
#68917
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 11:53:26 PM

Unsa pud kung mauhon? Tekret pud?

Tekret nga sayon tubagon...  ;D
#68918
Quote from: bugsay on January 22, 2011, 11:59:09 PM
mao ni mga estorya nga nag mid air collision sa ilawom sa dagat....hehehe 8)

Nah, magkinahanglan diay sa abilidad sa baki kon maohon...  :-X
#68919
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:27:44 PM
di ka magpaihaw aron makarne ka ug motapot ana skin ni Lady_____?

Aw, kontento ra ko nga nga maminaw sa iyang hit songs, o mag-paparazzi na ba lang kaha...  ;D
#68920
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:24:57 PM
ahihihi patobos pod ko ate Scarby kay ganahan to siya nilabog nga gatasan  :P

Magdaog jug diay ang mga abilidaran kon maohon...  ;D
#68921
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 11:40:42 PM

Tekret

He he, mao ba? Kabalo na ko kon maohon...  :-X
#68922
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 11:41:19 PM

Up

Three teeth up, nothing down? Unsaon man nimo pag-usap?  ???
#68923
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:18:51 PM
mako pa kono sa sabad sa areplano ija pako? adto gani siya tawid manukad ag lopad  ;D

Kon maohon, siya diay ang may kamandoan sa dagat ug sa langit--ambot lang kaha unsay iyang kaakohan sa yuta!

;D
#68924
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
January 22, 2011, 11:37:18 PM
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
nagkonsintrit unta ko sa akong gibuhat pero mawani man gihapon ko padung dinhi sa tubag bohol.

Bohol gid man ang paga-ulian sang hurot amo nga magbansaybansay kita nga umuli dini kada gab-i gid ya.
#68925
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:11:57 PM
ug ang tiil mag una si DD apan kon ulo motibogsok si hasta la vista senyor ahihihi

He he, kuyaw pud na nga patiman-an, da. Zaon na lang kon naay ulo nga mabuak...  :P
#68926
Love Talk / Re: Dili Na Virgin
January 22, 2011, 11:30:01 PM
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:21:24 PM
nisamot.  kuyaw-kuyaw.  gisumpayan pa gyod ang ngan ni fr chic... boy, oh boy. ;D

Lahi ra baya ang chic ug chick. A chick can be chic but you don't have to be a chick to be chic. (Sakto ba akong logic? Is it still a virgin?)

;D
#68927
Quote from: bugsay on January 22, 2011, 11:18:16 PM
mag estorya ta'g tinuod... ;D

He he, burag naa man tingali kay daghang igkukumpisal, Bay Bugs...  ;D
#68928
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 11:14:06 PM
gasgas pod ta ana,makatiglom di oras?  ;D

Unya, kon mapunta ka sa gatazan?  ;D
#68929
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 22, 2011, 11:21:10 PM
Hmm, looks like she isn't lost. Maybe she just lost her panties?  8)
#68930
He he, detractors say that the dress was full of maggots, pero sa akong paminaw lahi ra ang giulod...  :P
#68931
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:52:44 PM
maayo lang matobos sila ni DD kay tua permi ilawom dagat nagyampungad  ;D

Hmm, hasangan na diay ron kon maohon?

He he, labi na kon ayudahan sa hinanib sa kahanginan nga naay 3-meter wingspan, aw, labaw pas idro...  ;D
#68932
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 11:03:52 PM
ikaw nang naa sa tambutso sa pedicab. ;D

He he, nakasakop uroy. Sabagay, morag mao man ang focus sa picture...  ;D
#68933
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: BeLieVe
January 22, 2011, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:50:19 PM
ahaha nag post diay ko ani?

He he, to see is to believe...  ;D
#68934
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
January 22, 2011, 11:03:05 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:48:44 PM
tumpak ! tua mitogbong kay tabo kono,ambot palaylay lang to nag date gali sa ija vampire nagpapaak napod,ahihihi

Aguy! Basta di lang magpaluma, unya naay patiman-an...  ;D
#68935
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:45:38 PM
bawo laman basin contest Habagat story under the wave, daog na gyod daan si Vista Belmont  ;D

Hmm, ang modaog? Dili diay si Datu Daogohoy?  ;D
#68936
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:38:15 PM
ahihihi naa pa to si Tita Tess moingon gajud to: "bawo lamang kanimo DD" wa unod ! 

He he, sigi lang kon wa unod, hait man himbis ukoya!  ;D
#68937
Aw, kon mahagbong sila sa dili pa kaabot sa island, kaonon sila sa Hai...
#68938
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
January 22, 2011, 10:41:58 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:21:01 PM
yeah im in kay nakabanos  ;D

Kerstin
Is in--

Nakabanos sa pwesto
Sa naay daghang otso?


???
#68939
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:31:02 PM
(dia ra nakita-an gyod  ;D)

ingon ako ate nga nag agree kono si Vistabel sa iyang kaugalingon ahihihi nag monologue gali si DD pod  8)

Hmm... Split personality diay? As in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Or Mr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde?  ;D
#68940
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:13:33 PM
Lamat au sa card ug sa suklip ate Scarby,nag thank na baya ko nimo didto sa laing purok shed ha?  :-*

Kersty, ingna imo Ate Scarby nga hapit na pud TB anniversary...  8)
#68941
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 22, 2011, 10:24:35 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:09:53 PM
mora sa pikas nga white bird 3mtrs.span wings kono? asa ra ba to ha naka read ko adto,naa unta koy e post  ;D

He he, sa Q & A man tingali to, kay mao man na ang favorite category ni DD, otherwise known as...


...Datu Dagohoy?  ;D
#68942
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 10:14:23 PM

Oi, Ava! Himoon pa lugar ko nimo ug tigtilap ron? Maoy nakaparat ron. D pwede

Hmm, kon di ka gusto nga ikay tigtilap, what's your pleasure?  ::)
#68944
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
manananggal  ;D

He he, pako ra ba sa kwaknit ang sa manananggal...  ;D
#68945
Lisod balibaran, basin i-hijack ang plane...  :P
#68946
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 09:40:52 PM
not the prince froggy kay wa mo transform ahihihi kalooy  ???

Mo-transform? Mahimong unsa man unta? Kwaknit?  :-X
#68947
Quote from: bugsay on January 22, 2011, 09:47:29 PM
mao ni pangutana nga lisod usapon... ;D

Aw, pwede ato lang patilaptilapan ni Ms. Luckybelle...  ;D
#68948
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
January 22, 2011, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 09:34:26 PM
wa kono motiwas tambong sa mesa si Juan..kay ngano?

Pedro: Asa man ka bai? wa pa mahuman ang mesa mokalawat pa ta..
Juan:  Uli nako bai di ko mokalawat :-(
Pedro:  hoy ngano ka?
Juan:   wa pa ko kapintal sa akong atop (repent your sin) ;D


Orimos, pahunonga ang uwan kay magpintal nako..amen

Tsk, tsk, tsk, morag lapad-lapad ra ba ang pintalanan, kay dako-dako ang sin...  ;D
#68949
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 22, 2011, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 09:37:03 PM
ahihi thanky Hubs,nakalogsong ko maong naka dokdok  8)

Ah, sa ato pa gikan diay ka sa hataas nga dapit? Basin nakatugpa?  8)
#68950
Love Talk / Re: Dili Na Virgin
January 22, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 09:35:58 PM
mao na ni ron... mora man ug gisumbalikan si fr chic ani... ;D

He he, wa oi. Lahi ra tong akong amigo, si Fr. Chickboy man to siya..  ;D
#68951
Quote from: Kerstin on January 22, 2011, 09:25:51 PM
ahihihi

Unsa ni, nataupan sa ikot sa kahimuot?   ;D
#68952
"High" diay kaayo siya kon maohon...  ;D
#68953
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 09:21:29 PM

Sa may bag-ang

Left or right side of the face?
#68954
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
January 22, 2011, 09:30:44 PM
Hi, Kerst. Long time no read. Where have you been, lost in the beach of some fantasy world somewhere? Welcome back, fellow fantasy lover!

8)
#68955
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mental Asylum
January 22, 2011, 09:17:01 PM
He he, burag sayop baya ang Director. Lahi ra man ang bugo ug boang...
#68956
Quote from: luckybelle on January 22, 2011, 08:37:51 PM

Tapad, 3 na lang gani, tapad lang aron sajon pagkitkit ;D

Hmm. Sa atubangan, o sa may bag-ang?  ;D
#68957
Love Talk / Re: Dili Na Virgin
January 22, 2011, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: aquarius on January 22, 2011, 08:16:54 PM
hehehe... avid listener man gud ko pads chic during my colleges yrs. in Cebu sa programa nga "kini ang akong suliran" ni Doctora ug Abogada Lourdes-Libres Rosaroso ;D ;D ... si bay Hubs eksperto sab basta ing-ani na ang hisgutan mora pod na siya si Dr. Love.... :D

Sagad sa akong mga estorya, Bay Aqs, gikan ra sa akong suod nga amigo nga nadayon pagkapari...  8)
#68958
Niay sample:

Kon 3 na lang kabuok imong ngipon, unsa may imong gusto? Katag o tapad?

;D
#68959
Jokes and Humor / Mental Asylum
January 22, 2011, 06:46:45 PM
During a trip to the mental asylum, a medical student asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the medical student. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. So, do you want a bed near the window?"


Bwahaha!  ;D
#68960
Question and Answer / Re: Confused Lang
January 22, 2011, 06:37:04 PM
He he, nindot ning tema sa pangisda kay tukma kaayo ang atong mga estorya ilawom sa dagat...  ;D
#68961
Hi, Inday Misty! Nibalik na diay ka
Gikan sa imong laroylaroy sa isla.
Dinhi o sa isla parehas ra man ba,
Ang hinungdanon wa ka mag-inusara
Aron sa kanunay aduna kay kontra
Sa adlaw-gabii nga arnis-eskrima.

;D
#68962
Quote from: Vistabel on January 22, 2011, 04:50:51 PM
walay tao nga dili gusto sa langit kay nindot kuno didto puy-an
pero, walay tao gustong mamatay aron mahaadto na sa langit

He he, naa man gani kunoy tua na sa langit pero gusto pang mobalik sa kalibotan, sama aning estorya bahin sa 3 ka madre...


Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter .

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."


;D
#68963
Quote from: islander on January 22, 2011, 01:17:29 AM
at least ang abri-lata matimbang.  sa cavite gyod (duol-duol sa manila nga dapit) kay hasta dinung-ag nga bahaw kawaton pod.  lakangan ra kuno ang tagbalay nga natulog.  aw, hinoon, matimbang man sad ang kaldero ug ang bahaw makaon... :(

Basin kon mahalin pa ang tagbalay giapil pud og kawat...  :P
#68964
Philippine Business News / Re: Prosti sa Pinas .5M na?
January 22, 2011, 05:31:44 PM
Quote from: hofelina on December 16, 2010, 02:50:36 AM
I´m very curious about this news, finely said in Pilipino. Did you know that there is a Russian syndicate running a luxurious brothel in Cebu that employs blond Russian ladies?

Hmm, naa ba kahay TB members based in Cebu nga makahatag kanatog additional info and specific details kabahin niining maong way hinungdan nga balita?

8)
#68965
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Redneck Wedding
January 22, 2011, 05:27:38 PM


He he...  ;D
#68966
Health and Food / Re: 8 Reasons to Drink Coffee
January 22, 2011, 05:24:52 PM



:P
#68967
Health and Food / Re: 8 Reasons to Drink Coffee
January 22, 2011, 05:23:29 PM



;D
#68968
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Survivor Guilt
January 22, 2011, 05:18:24 PM
Example:





Waylon Jennings was a guitarist for Buddy Holly's band and initially had a seat on the ill-fated aircraft The Day the Music Died. But Jennings gave up his seat to the sick J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson, only to learn later of the plane's demise. When Holly learned that Jennings was not going to fly, he said, "Well, I hope your ol' bus freezes up." Jennings responded, "Well, I hope your ol' plane crashes." This exchange of words, though made in jest at the time, haunted Jennings for the rest of his life. Jennings, who later became a country music star, expressed survivor's guilt about Richardson's death.
#68969
Inspiration & Hope / Survivor Guilt
January 22, 2011, 05:15:11 PM
Survivor, survivor's, or survivors guilt or syndrome is a mental condition that occurs when a person perceives himself to have done wrong by surviving a traumatic event when others did not. It may be found among survivors of combat, natural disasters, epidemics, among the friends and family of those who have committed suicide, and in non-mortal situations among those whose colleagues are laid off. The experience and manifestation of survivor's guilt will depend on an individual's psychological profile. When the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders IV (DSM-IV) was published, survivor guilt was removed as a recognized specific diagnosis, and redefined as a significant symptom of posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_guilt
#68970
Health and Food / 8 Reasons to Drink Coffee
January 22, 2011, 05:12:06 PM
posted by Melissa Breyer Jan 20, 2011 6:01 pm
http://www.care2.com/greenliving/reasons-to-drink-coffee.html

According to research, the potential benefits of caffeine for maintenance of proper brain functioning has only recently begun to be appreciated. Proper brain functioning? Those of us who stumble blindly, mumbling unintelligibly,  from bed to coffee pot first thing in the morning already appreciate the effect of caffeine on proper brain functioningâ€"but the benefits now seem to be further-reaching than the need to simply shake off the morning cobwebs.

In a study published in a special supplement to the Journal of Alzheimer’s Disease, researchers explored the potential benefits of caffeine and found substantial evidence that it may be protective against the cognitive decline seen in dementia and Alzheimer’s disease.

For the study (“Therapeutic Opportunities for Caffeine in Alzheimer’s Disease and Other Neurodegenerative Diseases”) a group of international experts looked into the effects of caffeine on the brain. The result was a collection of original studies exploring  a number of  topics ranging from molecular targets of caffeine, neurophysiological modifications and adaptations, to the potential mechanisms underlying the behavioral and protective actions of caffeine in distinct brain pathologies.

Here’s a brief summary of what they found:

1. Caffeine has a positive effect on cognition, memory performance, and the ability to complete complex tasks.

2. An inverse association between regular caffeine consumption and the incidence of Parkinson’s disease was foundâ€"in other words, caffeine looks to be protective against Parkinson’s disease.

3 . The consumption of moderate amounts of caffeine was seen to decrease the cognitive decline associated with aging, as well as the incidence of Alzheimer’s disease.

4. Caffeine prevented motor deficits, normalized brain function, and prevented brain degeneration.

5. Caffeine improves a sense of well-being, happiness, energy, alertness and sociability.

6. Caffeine enhances aerobic endurance.

7. Consumption of coffee can lead to a decreased risk of Type 2 diabetes.

8. Coffee has a whopping amount of antioxidantsâ€"on average, Americans receive 1,299 milligrams of antioxidants  from their 1.64 cups of daily coffee. The closest competitor was tea at 294 milligrams. Rounding out the top five sources were bananas, 76 milligrams; dry beans, 72 milligrams; and corn, 48 milligrams.

#68971
Photos Unlimited / Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
January 22, 2011, 03:08:01 PM
#68972
Oi, hapit na ra ba pud and 4th Anniversary sa Tubag Bohol. Unsa na pud kaha ang pakulo ni Ms. Scarb... ::)
#68973
Introduce Yourself / Re: Ha! Gimingaw ko sa Site!
January 22, 2011, 02:49:27 PM
Hala, dugay na pud lagi kang wa kabalik, Bay Loy...
#68974
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello beloved friend!
January 22, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
Begging a thousand pardons. I honestly thought it's a fictitious name...  :-[
#68975
Introduce Yourself / Re: hello people !!!
January 22, 2011, 02:40:32 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on December 16, 2010, 11:07:39 PM
Hi Mr. Talha, Mr.Brian Cowen and Mr./Ms. afalsaani, welcome to TB;)

Hala, wa lagi niya giapil pag-welcome si Comrade Xiaginghua...  :-\
#68976
Introduce Yourself / Re: hello people !!!
January 22, 2011, 02:37:48 PM
Quote from: Scarb on November 25, 2010, 03:09:43 PM
Gitugnaw..namaki ang tiil gali ani XIA ky chigi panghagad ija UGGboots yehehe

Di ba ang buot ipaibot aning UGG, Ulipon sa Gugmang Giatay? Bwahaha, baliwliw man pud ang baki nga patiran og UGG boots... ;D
#68977
Introduce Yourself / Re: hello people !!!
January 22, 2011, 02:33:19 PM
Quote from: Scarb on November 24, 2010, 10:40:35 PM
Welcome John..! Enjoy...

Maau gani wla ma Travolta..kasayaw unta kog "Grease"..is the world..la la la

tyahahaha

Oi, si John Trivolta gi-welcome man ni Olivia Newtin-John...  ;D
#68978
Introduce Yourself / Re: what is mass communication
January 22, 2011, 02:29:53 PM
Quote from: vernonpurcell on December 22, 2010, 11:24:16 PM
Mass communication refers to the process of transferring or transmitting a message to a large group of people. Typically, this requires the use of some form of the media, including newspapers, television, and the Internet. The term mass communication was coined in the 1920s, with the advent of nationwide radio networks, newspapers, and magazines which were circulated among the masses. The distribution of information to a wide range of people remains the main function of mass communications, even today. It can also be an avenue of escape from the daily humdrum of our lives.
Masterclean started carpet cleaning 1990. Since our first day of starting our business
we have gone from owner operator to a team of about 16 people servicing home in and around London.
We now carpet cleaning in over 140 homes a week, and this is growing.
http://www.masterclean.com/

Hmm, seems more like mass cleaning of carpet communication to me...  :P
#68979
Hmm, 10 Effective Steps to Start a Lonely Undertaking? Dili kaha ni 10 Lonely Steps to Start a Lonely Undertaking?  ::)
#68980
Introduce Yourself / Re: Help plz
January 22, 2011, 02:24:20 PM
Quote from: devttoy on December 26, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
I was driving a car. Suddenly it is break fail. I couldn't understand what to do? I shouted help me, help please.

Keep calm. Whatever you do, don't occupy anyone's privates, or else you will receive a note like this...





;D

#68981
Introduce Yourself / Re: Help plz
January 22, 2011, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: mansontome on December 23, 2010, 08:14:14 PM
I am Mr. Rahed. Today I wanted to go my village but my car is not well. As a result I can not go my home, can anybody help me please?

You car is not well? Hmm, is it feverish?
#68982
Introduce Yourself / Re: allkitcars
January 22, 2011, 02:15:15 PM
Quote from: cathy on December 21, 2010, 07:41:50 AM
hello peps.. i am new to the forum.. i think this is full of good ideas/knowledge to learn..

thank you


You're welcome. Twice over.
#68983
Quote from: ms da binsi on January 22, 2011, 01:43:52 PM



Hubag, repent your sin!!!

(tawon si Hubag namintal sa ija atop pagka ugma) hahahahahhaa! joke gikan ni Chico... ;D

Dia ra ko, nagpenitensya na...





;D
#68984
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
January 22, 2011, 01:58:22 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on January 22, 2011, 01:45:00 PM


gibatig kaanyag tingali kay nagpatuyang man laman...  ;D

Kaanyag? Bwahaha! Oops...  :-X
#68985
Book Reviews / Re: Do You Still Read Books?
January 22, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on January 22, 2011, 01:46:22 PM
huh-hmm, yes kaajo so stuffed as in nag awas awas na gani ang stuffing! hahahahhha!

Nag awas awas? Sobra pa diay sa over kon maohon...  :-X
#68986
Quote from: aquarius on January 22, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Bay Hubs..

..naningkamot ang inahan.... nangita'g kalipayon... ???

mao ning tubag.. (sumala sa panuki-duki.. ;))

Nagnuod jud ang akong pangagpas...
#68987
Kini, klaro kaayo asa ni...





Pangitaa kon asa ko dapita diri sa picture...  ;D
#68988
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 22, 2011, 06:41:14 AM
Fire investigators revealed that the children’s mother, Rosita, went out of the house Thursday evening leaving the three children when the fire broke out around 1:00 a.m. Friday.

Kaadlawon nang dako wa pa gihapon makauli ang inahan?  ???
#68989
Philippine Provinces / Re: Protect OFWs in Saudi Arabia
January 22, 2011, 12:33:29 PM
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 22, 2011, 06:44:11 AM
"The problem is so complex that a systematic redress by the government is needed,” she said.

This observation-cum-supplication should be addressed directly to the highest official of the land.
#68990
Kini maoy klarong priority projects...
#68991
Sayon ra baya tingali ni subayon kon kinsay tag-iya...
#68992
Philippine Provinces / Re: Broker of Used Cars Hunted
January 22, 2011, 12:25:45 PM
Gihimo tawon nga gatasan ning mga negosyanteng Insik didto...
#68993
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 22, 2011, 06:45:56 AM
Their mother was in Malita, Davao del Sur to seek assistance from their relatives thereat in order to help her in providing the needs of her 10 children after they were affected by the flood.

Ubay-ubay pud diay tawon silang managsuon...
#68994
Quote from: aquarius on January 06, 2011, 05:23:43 PM
depende.. kung may problema, mokatawa ko..mao man pod advise ni ka freddie aguilar.."tawanan mo ang iyong problema.." daw... ha..ha..ha..ha....

Kon way problema, samot nang mokatawa.

Pero man lagi ni giingon, Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and...

...the world laughts AT you.


:P

#68995
Sakto ba kaha pud ang ihatag nga sweldo...
#68996
Quote from: bugsay on January 22, 2011, 11:33:07 AM
si pare'ng Deng mau'y akong idol, bai Hubs...dili si mr. Mao... ;D

He he, sabagay angay tuod kang magpasamat niya. Hmm, tingali pud idol nimo si Deng kay macho man kaayo tong tawhana...


Female Journalist (asking about the situation in China): Mr. Deng, when did you have your last election?
Deng (staring at the girl's bumpers): I'm having one light now!


;D
#68997
Hmm, kinsa kahang miyembroha sa TB nga nia nag-sideline ani nga company...

;D
#68998
Quote from: -<GEC348>- on January 05, 2011, 04:37:13 AM

I don't like eating seaweeds. But when bioethanol from seaweeds
could be properly distilled, would it make a fine drink, too?  ;D

Kining pangutanaha klaro nga maoy angay hatagan og tukmang pagtagad...  ;D
#68999
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 22, 2011, 02:44:45 AM
Mao ni giingon nga bahalag patay,,,,basta kai nagtongtong sa kamay :D

He he, morag slight variation ang nahitabo dinhi...

"Bahalag patay, basta mabuhi kon tungtongan og kamay..."


;D
#69000
Quote from: kitt962000 on January 22, 2011, 05:31:47 AM
??? pwede diay ang patay mag ejaculate ? mura ug imposible na dah.

Naulahi tingalig kamatay ang ulo sa ubos, Bay Kitts...  ;D