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Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:34:31 PM
pati sa damgo angay nga papason kay maka "ALptraum" ! 

Alptraum? Patay, mora diay tag gidat-ogan ani:

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 10:02:44 PM
kaila ko ani?

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 10:13:17 PM
nibakasyon last Christmas?...

Nibakasyon nga way abli-abli sa TB? 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 10:09:38 PM
lalakqweh limbarok !







haraga ani nga lambo.., batsi sa'ko 


ingat ka'yo sa mambunotay 

Mambunotay? That's a new one on me!

Ajo-ajo. Ajawg palabig papaak sa mamamaak... 

Quote from: islander on January 24, 2011, 09:51:59 PM
sa pakiwari ko, toadio galing ang tunay mong pangalan.  

Di oi, the name's Frogo, Frogo Baggins. 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:36:51 PM
klarong galutö kay nanghimisong !



bwahahaha tabang !

Naa na pud nang nanghimisong! Mao diay nga arang pagwapa! 

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 09:57:19 PM
hahahaha.....bato nga idokdok sa palaka...

Oops, ayaw hugawhugawi ang bato! 

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 09:55:27 PM
hehehe....hapit na ra pod ang panahon sa kwaresma.....hinuklugan nato ang atong nalabay nga baho sa angayan sab labayon...

Bitaw, palihog ilabay ang inyong mga baki sa kaligutgot ug mga kwaknit sa kahiubos... 

Quote from: islander on January 24, 2011, 09:54:12 PM
ibig niyong sabihin, feeling niyo mora mog palaka usahay?  mahimo mong batwo!

Bakit? Tao pala ka? 

Niay two in one...
(bakwe nga batwo)

Quote from: aquarius on January 24, 2011, 09:50:21 PM
hahahaha grabe pod ng poste sa veco Ms. Isle... pwede pa'ng dump truck paldahan apil pod unta....

Dump truck? Parehas diay aning estoryaha...



Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
12:20PM BST 21 May 2008



Edward Smith with one of his former partners Photo: SWNS


Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" â€" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles â€" a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 09:48:48 PM

hehehe.....mura man sab gud ug tininuod ang mga gihisgutan.....palubad sa ta 'ron...

Bitaw, basin makalimot ta nga tawo ra diay ta... 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:29:59 PM
gikolob nga binoOngan

Hain man ang linalang, gatungtong o natakoban?

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:29:59 PM
bahakhak ko kay wa ko kadungog..!  

gikolob nga binoOngan,bag ong lugi gali har har !

Pwede pud binungogan, lang-og gali, he he...  

Quote from: islander on January 24, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
wa na lay mata-mata aron way hisgotang ugma.

He he, maayo unta kon nindot ang damgo...

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 09:35:28 PM
kulirezzzz!!!

Bwahaha! Sabagay, lucid interval ra ni. Hanggang sa kasunod na sumpong! (Sakto ba ning Tagaloga?)  

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:16:03 PM
hilaw-latä pa gyod? di matulon 

Di kaantigo unsaon pagbuyok? Maayo lang motangka? 

Quote from: insurectus on January 24, 2011, 09:18:33 PM
Unya kaning mga bombay nga 5-6 pautang wa pa man pod ko kadungog nga
naigo og dinato nga sakit

Di seguro ni sila dutlan...

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 09:29:31 PM
...nga bungoton?...

Di na woi, ajeje... 

Which, strange as it may seem, also succeeds at trivializing leadership.

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:09:06 PM
kadtong naay gugma unya walay ugma.saon na lang? winky..!

Aw, kadto sila mga binuangon tawhana... 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:09:06 PM
bahala wa gugma basta kaugmaan 

Labi jud og kaugmaan nga way ibot-ibot... 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:11:57 PM
ug ilobong sa hagkot nga lapok kadtong ga baliklik nga presentationes kay makakabuhi?hehihi 

Asa adto , kadtong angay batobatoan ug itambog sa lawod sa kalimot? 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 08:56:23 PM
cool (laughing)

Ako cool pud.

cool 
loco 
oloc 

Atik ra tong Makoy, oi...

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 09:05:09 PM
just like if you go to FKK (totally naked) beach , no thrill @ all..in short "sum-ol"

Sum-ol? Mao jud. He he, unsa pa kaha kon tab-ang nang daan... 

You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. --Henry David Thoreau

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 08:54:02 PM
ahihi naa poy uban post ako na lang giokay kay gi agop opan, sama story ilawom bawod? 

He he, angay bitaw ukayon aron dili mobagtok. Labi na tong mga post nga hagkot nang daan... 

Bitaw, angay magmatngon unsay isuwat diri, kay tanan makabasa. Hinuon, naay mga post nga maayo gani kay gibasa...

Quote from: -<GEC348>- on June 26, 2007, 06:36:33 PM
There is nothing mysterious about us.

We may have concealed our true identities behind the mask of a username.

But knowingly, or unknowingly, we shed off layer after layer of that mask by every word we type on the message board.

You want us to tell you about ourselves? We are already doing it... right here, right now.

We are what we write.

Tubag Bohol rocks!

He he, mao jud. Maayo bitaw ning hinay-hinay. Bidli man kon sigi lang plastada sa kaugalingon...

Hahay, salamat nga wa ko ani nga problema... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 20, 2009, 10:22:56 AM
kung mahigugma ka ayaw na paghulat ug ugma

kay basin ugma di na hinuon na motuyhakaw...

Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 05:41:02 AM
Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.

He he, opposite man ko ani...

Huboi's a jet-black cat, he's very short and fat;
You would know him if you saw him, for his nose is very flat.

"Dare what it takes to be. Then we shall so because it is. To do or not, now or what else to be without." --words of wisdom attributed to Manny Pacquiao

Quote from: junayag on August 06, 2007, 12:33:45 AM
Crisis is composed of two characters; one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.

It can happen that one faces danger after grabbing the opportunity.

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2011, 06:49:26 PM
...man lage kwoh.....

He he, mahimwo kang bakwe...  

Quote from: Kerstin on June 27, 2010, 08:19:26 PM
gisingot ang akong ubol ubol
mibaga ang akong bagol bagol
mikobol ang akong kunot
tungod kay naglisod sa pag ibot

Ang akong utok mogahi na lang ug mohumok
Ang akong kigol moaksyon na pagtuktugaok
Kay bisan unsaon na lang nakog tuyoktuyok
Di jud ko aning ideyaha makapapuok.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 22, 2008, 08:21:07 PM
We knew of several people whose lending wealth were slowly dissipated because of unknown illnesses or some other catastrophes befalling them. Look around you and you will know what I mean.

Aguy! Kinsa kahay gipatamaan ani... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 02, 2007, 07:35:17 AM
Here are ways to earn money while being a stay-at-home parent or single person:

Accepting sewing and alteration jobs. The shops at the mall are good but many people are looking for a less expensive alternative. This could be a potentially good business because when people buy ready-to-wear clothes, they seldom fit well. How many pairs of pants do people buy a year? Most of these pants need minor alterations, which you can do right in the comfort of your home for P100 or even less.

The basic requirements for a home-based sewing business are space, the amount of which should depend on the volume of business you’re planning to take on and a sewing machine and other paraphernalia such as needles, thread and pieces of cloth.

Printing digital photographs. In this day and age of digital photography, many people still want to see prints. Files on CDs or the computer are beyond them. You would need a desktop computer, a printer (the cheapest one costs less than P6,000), paper and ink (the biggest expense) and other related equipment. Unlike traditional printing, you would not need a darkroom, just small but sufficient space where you can place your equipment.

Nia ra man diay ning angay nako nga panginabuhi. Magamit akong tailoring training ug simple computer skills. Pwede pud alteration jobs sa tabangonon nga portraits...

Quote from: PrincessSaDagat on February 09, 2008, 10:22:42 AM

"Half of U.K. men would swap sex for 50-inch TV"

Soloha. Unsaon man nako nang TV? Lambos-lambosan? 

Quote from: slackware on October 06, 2007, 05:32:18 AM
Many couples think that conceiving a baby can be a solution to the conflicts. In fact, the birth of a child can definitively ruin an already damaged relationship. This can be the last straw, as the couple cannot adapt to the new circumstances and the disputes increase. Many women decide to divorce when they're pregnant, because the situation becomes unbearable for them, and they don’t want their child to be brought up and educated in such an conflictual environment.

Hmm, mao ba? 

Quote from: slackware on October 07, 2007, 09:59:26 PM
lahi man ko mari kay everytime mahubog ko pag-ayo kay mohilak man ko! kun magsugod na gani ug tulo akong luha, lumba na panagan akong mga kainoman kay mang gukod naman kog sundang! eheheheh

Bwahaha! Kon mohilak imong asawa, Bay Slack, tungab dayon aron mag-duet mo! 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on December 03, 2007, 10:26:56 AM
When Register retrieved the collection, one of the men pulled a gun and demanded money. A shot was fired as Register threw up his left hand, and his wedding ring deflected the bullet, police said.

Ninja galing...

Quote from: queen on June 19, 2007, 03:18:09 PM

My final words, do the bedroom calisthenics like your P.E. teacher is watching with flawless eyes. Strip, pole dance, blow job, tease. Then whisper to his ears, I'm all yours, exclusively yours, body, mind, and spirit.

Gisunod ba kaha ni sa hingtungdan? 

Doubtful paternity? Sureness ko nga naay daghang subsisting marriages nga doubtful ang paternity sa mga anak...

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 13, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
Hala si banana pod, igat na pod wahahhahha...

makatakod lagi gyud ning ka igat sa bol anon...

Zaon na lang... 

by Dee Anne Merriman 


First comes that split second of physical attraction. Next, that thrilling feeling of chemistry. But when the veil of romance starts to lift, what’s life really like off the dance floor?

Too often, love is blind

When Jenny and Michael met, they were instantly attracted to each other. Those electrifying sparks started flying. In an exciting whirlwind of parties and romantic dates, they swept each other off their feet. They decided to get married and live happily ever after. Years later the hormones had calmed down (and so had the fireworks). When the smoke cleared, the mismatches started to emerge. Her passion to shop and his questionable money decisions created constant financial stress. He liked to hang with the guys and play sports. She loved to go to the theater with friends. They disagreed on children and family values, especially religion. Communication broke down. Eventually, they grew apart.

Sound familiar? A physical match is essential at the start, but the excitement of a budding new romance eventually wears off. Making thoughtful dating decisions can mean the difference between revolving relationships and finding lasting love.

Dating experts outline seven match areas to consider:

1. Physical appearance

While physical appearance and attraction draw two people together at first, these aspects will affect the rest of their lives. If working out and staying fit is important to you, will it bum you out if your mate doesn’t share your quest for rock-hard abs?

2. Emotional maturity

Is this person emotionally mature and centered or still lugging around some trunk-sized baggage? How does your sweetheart relate to family and friends? Is he or she emotionally supportive or have control issues? Is your mate aware of his or her own issues and interested in addressing them?

3. Lifestyle choices

This includes career and social lives, common interests, leisure time activities and energy levels. Would she rather join the bowling league or the metropolitan symphony? Does he have lots of energy for activities with friends while she’d rather rest and chill out at home?

4. Financial compatibility

This is a hot bed for most couples. It includes income levels, savings goals and views on handling money. How do you each want to spend, save and invest? Is one person a spender while the other saves? Is one person financially responsible while the other plays catch-up with child support and bills?

5. Value structure

This area is often overlooked but has a tremendous impact on your life. It includes the big values: honesty, integrity, loyalty, views on family and children, religion and spirituality, life goals and the treatment and care for others. Does your mate follow through on promises made? Would you say this person is trustworthy? Will you always be there for each other in a pinch?

6. Marriage and intimacy

Everyone does not share the same idea of marriage. The big questions to address are: What do you and your mate expect from marriage? Is he or she looking for a soul mate? Do you both want close intimacy beyond the physical aspect, including with your friendships and in private communications with each other?

7. Intelligence

Having similar education levels increases your chances of sharing matching school and social experiences, intellectual interests and career goals. What topics do you and your honey like to talk about? Conversation limited to sports or shopping may get boring to someone who likes to ponder philosophy and bluster about business.

While you don’t have to match exactly in each area, look at the big picture and make sure you match closely enough in the important areas of your life to up your chances of finding a love that will go the distance.


http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=9862&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=682742

Xiahou Dun (died 13 June 220) was a military general serving under the warlord Cao Cao during the late Han Dynasty period of Chinese history. Cao Cao's original family name was Xiahou, but his father Cao Song was the adopted son of the eunuch Cao Teng, so Xiahou Dun and Cao Cao share blood relations. As one of Cao Cao's most trusted generals, Xiahou aided the warlord in his campaigns against Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Lü Bu.

Xiahou lost his left eye during the Battle of Xiapi in 198, and subsequently became known among the rank and file as "Blind Xiahou", which greatly irked him. His image as a one-eyed warrior was later popularized by Luo Guanzhong's historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, in which he was said to have yanked the arrow fired by enemy general Cao Xing out of his eye and devoured his own eyeball to instill fear in his enemies.





More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiahou_Dun

George Bernard Shaw, tall and thin, stood in vivid contrast to the fat G. K. Chesterton.

One time, Chesterton remarked to Shaw, “I see there has been a famine in the land.” Shaw retorted: “And I see the cause of it.”

On another occasion, Shaw said to Chesterton, "If I were as fat as you, I'd hang myself." To which Chesterton replied, "And if I had it in mind to hang myself, I'd use you as the rope."

Philip of Macedon (the father of Alexander the Great) employed two men whose sole responsibility was to address him twice each day. Their morning duty? To say: "Philip, remember that you are but a man." And in the evening? To ask: "Philip, have you remembered that you are but a man?"

Tiaw ba...

Quote from: statesville on January 24, 2011, 11:24:36 AM
uy,  gitalikdan lang ang baby, kon puniton na ug lain...

Naa tingali ang bana, maoy gabantay sa bata samtang nag-TB ang asawa. Ang bana gani tingali ang nagkodak... 

Maghuwat tang Davy Jones, kadto kay suheto bahin og travel... 

Quote from: fdaray on October 01, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
It's a crime to kill our our-self. That's why many do it.

Unsa kahay unstated premise ini?

Quote from: fdaray on October 01, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
It's a crime to kill our our-self. That's why many do it.

Unya sayon pud biktimahon ang kaugalingon kay dili makaikyas?

Quote from: bugsay on October 01, 2010, 07:25:38 PM
aw mao ba...so ang euro ibutang sa safety vault nga baho-baho humot-humot ug didto ipataroy?

Safe jud kaayo ko adto sa maong vault tagoan ang kwarta kay naa may sensitibong gasiwil nga early warning device... 

Quote from: fdaray on January 24, 2011, 12:33:07 PM
Hoping soon that Ubay will become the second city of  Bohol. Therefore, Bohol will not be called a poor province.Presently, its the only big island province that has only one city.

Bitaw diay no? It's high time...

Quote from: fdaray on January 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
What Is The Main Cause of Broken Marriages?The main cause is love.

Hmm. Kay ang love one another nahimong love another one? 

One day a baby Frog was talking to his mother.

Baby Frog: "Mama, who is smarter a Chicken or a Frog?"

Mother Frog: "Why baby, We are of course!"

Baby Frog: "How do you know, Mama?"

Mother Frog: "Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog!"




 

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2011, 11:54:47 PM
how fascinating, bai hubs!  real, real cute.

Frogs, of course, are a gifted. Read on:


A drunk was sitting in a bar, and says, "Bartender! Give me another  drink."

The bartender shakes his head and says, "No you’re already drunk."

"Well," the drunk says. "How about if I show you something really neat? Then, will you give me another drink?"

"Ok," the bartender says. "It will have to be spectacular."

The drunk takes a small saxophone and a frog out of his pockets and sets them on the bar. The frog picks up the saxophone and starts playing a jazzy song. The bartender says that is worth a drink. The drunk guzzles it down, and asks for another drink.

"You can’t have another one," the bartender says. "You've had to many already."

"If you let me have another drink I'll show you more spectacular than the frog," says the drunk. The bartender laughs at the drunk but he agrees to give him just one more drink. The drunk pulls out a hamster and puts it up on the bar beside the frog. The frog begins to play the saxophone again, and the hamster begins to sing to the music. The bartender laughs, and sits another drink on the bar.

Another guy who was seated next to the drunk watching the show, says to him, "You've got an amazing team there. I'll give you $1,000,000 for them right now."

"They are not for sale," the drunk says.

"Ok, $1,000,000 just for the frog."

"He’s not for sale."

"Ok, $1,000,000 just for the hamster."

The drunk says ok, so the guy gives the drunk the money and walks out of the bar.

The bartender, shocked and confused asks the drunk, "Why did you sell the hamster? You broke up an amazing team!"

"No I didn’t," the drunk says. "You see, the frog's a ventriloquist."

Quote from: Kerstin on January 23, 2011, 11:17:14 AM
labaw pas purigit ky pagtunob mipowasek man pati tina eh 

Kon naay six pack ang gitumban, wa epek ang rubber boots...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 23, 2011, 02:03:24 PM

He he, sorry, massage enthusiasts. Hinaot unta nga molakra na ni...

Quote from: statesville on January 24, 2011, 11:15:18 AM
Basin langgam nga itom na gabii naglupadlupad naulian pagkabuntag...

He he, malagmit. Hmm, lahi pud tong langgam nga puti nga 3 meters ang wingspan...

Delikado jud tinuod ning pagpangabang...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 24, 2011, 01:08:35 AM
pero dili nako maagwanta oi ako nalang itug-an ang akong idea nganong asinsado ni sila, tungod kini sa ilang parehong adopted values gikan sa Confucianism.

Jati, bilib ko nimo aning imong idea, Bay Vist.

Quote from: luckybelle on January 24, 2011, 03:40:49 AM

Ya! Plak!! Chuck! Boom!

Boom bo tirana
Butihon ang rayna
Bisag unsaon
Butihon gihapon...

Hmm. Kang kinsa man ni naka-dedicate, Bay Chongks? 

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 11, 2010, 01:49:52 AM
I would rather BREAK that relationship than suffer.

Bitaw. Mas bale and BREAKUP kaysa BREAKDOWN...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 24, 2011, 10:08:48 AM
we always fight...(mga nonsense nga fight kay boring man kung dili mag away) unya in the end, mangatawa ra gihapon...

Matawag ra diay nga palami ang away-away...

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 07:43:02 AM
Thank you.

Oi, wa ko magdahom nga relihiyoso pud diay ka, Bay Rogamz...

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 24, 2011, 09:38:10 AM

    Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. The Dalai Lama

Bitaw, naay uban nga nakuha nila ang ilang gusto pero sangko sa langit ang ilang pagmahay, sama sa nahitabo ani nga estorya...


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."


Bwahaha! 

Kini maoy payter...





Bwahaha! 

Quote from: luckybelle on January 24, 2011, 09:46:26 AM

Basin sab... basin nakalimot lang tahon ang studyante na may plug... or wala lang jud pud kabalo (kani harhar, medical student, as in?) 

Basin wala lang sa isip ang sagot, due to lack of sleep kay nasobrahan ang pagyampungad sa social networking sites... 

A Virginal
by Jose Garcia Villa


Well,then. And,a,v,virgin.
Well,then. And,a,y,virgin.
Well,then. And,a,z,virgin.

The,v,virgins,are,more,virtuous,
Than,the,z,virgins,
The,z,virgins,are,swifter,

For,their,z's,are,quicker.
The,y,virgins,are,shyest,youngest,
But,O,they,tell.

Well,then. And,a,v,virgin.
Well,then. And,a,y,virgin.
Well,then. And,a,z,virgin.

But,all,all,shall,become,x,virgins.



He, he...

Naa pud koy pet nga sama ani...

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 03:59:31 AM
wayok gyod 

Kini kay wayok
Pa jud sa dayok,
Tiaw moy bayong
Nga nanghimisong... 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 04:07:12 AM
ibaliwa tanan manoy? unya kon molapas na gyod sa 5 signs hala lang yapon?

Hmm. Ignore and ignore until you can take it no more? 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 04:26:45 AM
When i think of you, nagugutom ako, kasi crispy panit ng inasal tingin ko sa'yo, da oy nahawa sa tagalig ugh§

Kinsa jud kaha ning iyang mystery friend... 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 04:20:49 AM
wow sweet smile parang model ng close-up 

Nia pay cute smiling pair...

Quote from: Kerstin on January 24, 2011, 04:13:49 AM
whats the new poisonous animal nowadays, any updates? 

He he, stay tuned. The mutation process continues... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 07:11:08 AM
lamia ana imbawa morag interesting na dah...bay hubs dagko ba suwaki dha ky buwanon karon 

Dili hinuon kaayo dagko, pero way makatupong sa kalamian. Super-juicy pa ra ba jud... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 07:16:30 AM
bitaw morag ang klaro ani naa sa HNU nanukad..

Hmm, taym sa ha? Nag-unsa ba to ko sa HNU? 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:55:02 AM
*GIPADAYAG SA MGA TINUGYANAN SA OASIS NGA NAG-PAABOT SILA SA PAGTUGOT NI GOBERNADOR EDGAR CHATTO ARON MASUGDAN NA ANG MAKUTING PAGTUON SA KAHIMTANG SA KADAGATAN SA PANGLAO ARON MASUTA KUNG ANGAYAN BA’NG IPADAYON ANG GILARAW SA OASIS NGA MAGTUKOD OG LIMA KA GAGMAY’NG ISLA-ISLA

Jati ra! 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:23:27 AM
morag kabog nabuntagan...wa na'y pako

Bwahaha! Mao-mao jud hinuon ang kolor... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:11:43 AM
balot kay piskay pang resistensya bahala daghan sila damgo ra bitaw hehe

Daghan sila? Aw, sukol jud bisan pildehonon! 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:35:36 AM
gakalisod tawon..kna ilang typan ana morag mabasa pagkahuman jud sirit...di mamaajo limpyo manimaho di mao 

Di masapi sa pamoso ning kalakiha... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:35:36 AM
gakalisod tawon..kna ilang typan ana morag mabasa pagkahuman jud sirit...di mamaajo limpyo manimaho di mao 

Basin dili ni problema kay wa ni sila mag-panty... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:28:48 AM
morag gaduda cguro mao gisusi kong tinood ba wa'y gabitay ni inday

Bwahaha, basin tuod. Di na ra ba ta kasalig ron kon pormahay lang sa lawas... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 06:39:04 AM
basta mga dabong pa nindot i post...

I-post na lang kay di man pwede pang-iton.

Lami ang dabong kay tagudtod pa, dili hunit...

Quote from: rogamz on January 24, 2011, 07:35:01 AM
parat parat na bugan bay hubs ug makalipong ky naa dha imbaw...

OK lang kon malipong basta mahilangit... 

For some travelers, any hotel stay is a luxury: After all, someone else makes the bed, cleans the bathroom, sets out a continental breakfast and maybe even brings the morning paper. For travelers with more extravagant tastes, only the most lavish accommodations and services will do. But luxury comes at a price -- a very steep one. So what exactly do you get for that four- or five-figure credit card charge? You might not believe it:

10. Ambassador’s Bure at Wakaya Club & Spa, Fiji

Cost: $4,900 a night. If your idea of luxury is a secluded island hideaway, Fiji’s Wakaya Club & Spa is at your service. And interestingly enough, this secluded getaway is much more affordable than the other suites named in this article. This private island resort is composed of only 10 waterfront bures (or cottages), and the Ambassador’s is its largest at 4,500 square feet. The bure's own spa, a private pool, several decks and a hammock are accompanied by private access to the Pacific Ocean.

9. Imperial Suite at Park Hyatt Vendôme, Paris

Cost: $19,000 a night. You’ll be content as a cat, soaking in the Parisian sunlight from the second-floor rooms of the Park Hyatt Vendôme. $19,000 will get you about 820 square feet of high ceilings, a spa bathroom (with a massage table, should you get the yen for an á la carte rub-down), a large living room, dining room and a work room (if you’re on the clock). You'll also receive round-the-clock room service, along with an in-room safe for all your valuables.

8. The Royal Suite at Burj Al Arab, Dubai

Cost: $22,900 a night. This 25th-floor, two-bedroom suite is the very definition of indulgence in über-luxurious Dubai. After being chauffeured around the city in your choice of a Rolls Royce or a BMW and then stepping off your own private elevator, you'll be enveloped by the suite's marble, gold, mahogany and leopard-print décor. Explore each room and find full-size Hermes' 24, Faubourg fragrances and body products in several marble bathrooms, a rotating four-poster bed in the master bedroom and even a private cinema and library. And just in case you need a helicopter ride, well, the hotel offers those too -- but at additional cost.

7. Bridge Suites, Royal Towers at Atlantis, Paradise Island, Bahamas

Cost: $25,000 a night. The Bridge Suites span the space between Atlantis, Paradise Island's two Royal Towers, hence the name "Bridge Suites." Along with an awesome 16-story-high view on an 800-square-foot balcony, guests will enjoy the undivided attention of a staff of seven. Luxurious embellishments like a 22-karat gold chandelier in the dining room and a grand piano in the living room make this suite the ultimate in Bahamian extravagance.

6. Presidential Suite at the Ritz-Carlton, Tokyo

Cost: $25,000 a night. Staying in Tokyo’s tallest building will cost you many, many yen, which shouldn't be surprising since, according to BusinessWeek, Tokyo is the world's most expensive city. For 2,100,000 JPY, you’ll enjoy a breathtaking view of Mount Fuji and the surrounding Roppongi Hills. Beyond the usual luxuries -- marble bathrooms, 40-inch flat-screen, terrycloth towels -- this Ritz offers club use and concierge services.

5. Royal Plaza Suite at the Plaza Hotel, New York City

Cost: $30,000 a night. The Plaza Hotel’s Royal Plaza Suite was inspired by Louis XV’s royal court. Sumptuous décor complements square footage -- 4,400 to be exact -- which is at a premium in the city that never sleeps. But along with all of that, guests will enjoy a state-of-the-art kitchen (for their personal chefs, of course!), a dining room that seats 12, a library lined with a thoughtful selection of books and magnificent views of Central Park South and Fifth Avenue. To top it all off, there are even 24-carat gold faucets in the bathrooms -- yes bathrooms; there are three.

4. Ty Warner Penthouse at the Four Seasons, New York City

Cost: $40,000 a night. The Ty Warner Penthouse at the Four Seasons gives guests a wide-angle view of Manhattan, on display from the nine-room suite’s glass balconies and floor-to-ceiling bay windows. Inside, guests will enjoy the creativity of Ty Warner, Peter Marino and I.M. Pei, who planned every detail from the 25-foot cathedral ceilings to the cut-glass chandeliers. If all this isn’t luxurious enough, penthouse guests are also promised the use of a personal butler, personal trainer/therapist and personal chauffeur.

3. Hugh Hefner Sky Villa at the Palms Casino & Resort, Las Vegas

Cost: $30,000 a night. Yes, you can drop some serious dough in Vegas, and at the Palms Casino & Resort, you can drop five figures without even approaching a blackjack table. But then again, you'll get to live large in the same suite as Kanye West (back in '07). A full bar, a cantilevered Playboy pool (sorry, bunnies aren't part of the package), a sunbathing deck, pop-up plasma TVs, a rotating king-size bed and a panoramic view of the Las Vegas Strip are just some of this suite's accoutrements.

2. Royal Villa at the Grand Resort Lagonissi, Athens

Cost: $45,000 a night. Nearly 4,500 square feet in size and overlooking the Aegean Sea, the Royal Villa drips with decadence. Several fireplaces, marble bathrooms and BVLGARI bath products, an indoor heated pool -- and outdoor one -- are just some of the amenities. Also at a guest's disposal is a staff of four -- one for personal training, another for spa treatments, a butler and a limo driver. And guests might even enjoy the exclusive service of flying to Athens by private jet, though certain conditions apply.

1. Royal Penthouse Suite at the President Wilson Hotel, Geneva

Cost: $65,000 a night. For a lofty price, guests can enjoy 18,083 square feet of luxurious accommodations overlooking sparkling Lake Geneva. Enter the marble bathroom and guests will find their own personal hot tub. By the way, you’ll be scrubbing up with Acqua di Parma bath products. Room service is 24 hours, and rumor has it, this suite is très secure -- with the ability to lockdown and watch suspicious hotel guests on closed-circuit TV. Of course there’s also satellite TV and a nearly limitless selection of movies and music. The suite also features a safe because if you can afford this room, you’ll be traveling with lots of treasures.

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Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:50:42 PM
ing-ana gyod diay tingali nang makabagdok... wa nay panahon sa mga alang-alang sama nato.

Hmm. Kon hinayhinay nga magkanihit ang posts, malagmit nagpasabot ni nga guilty as charged... 

Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:44:33 PM
puwes, pagdamgo na lang sad mo nga ang inyong nawong morag si brad pitt.

I can't speak for the others, but as for me, no such ridiculous dreams needed. 

Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:38:52 PM
lambana in minuet no. 3.

Lambada Tumba-Tumba? Looks like a dance position, I admit...

I checked sa website unya mga schoolgirl jud ni silang tinuod, accent on girl. To be graphic about it, they have perfectly normal female genitals. Mao lang jud ni ilang urinal. Mao lang jud pud ni ilang pissing style...

Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:36:38 PM
hahaha!  bawo nimo, ondoy.  naa gyod nay gibuhat nga nakauyon ka kay imo mang gi-post.

He he, wa, oi, nalingaw lang ko sa pure plastic elements of the picture, line and shape, value and color, and the composition and angle and all.

Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:35:16 PM
we can take comfort in the fact that he's not urgently looking for an escalator. 

Well, if it's an escalator he's urgently looking for, I guess I'd be ready with a piece of advice... 

Quote from: islander on January 23, 2011, 10:26:54 PM
morag malantaw pod nila ang mga mangingilad, mao nga they can give a storm warning.  malas ang mga erehes. 

Malantaw pud nila ang ilang kaugalingon...

Unsa kahay tawag ani nga posisyona?