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#67801
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:33:28 PM
nagluha gyod ko anig kinatawa!  angay ni sa mga chickboy.  mirisi! ;D

He he, maghuwat tas komentaryo sa mga chickboy diris TB...
#67802
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:20:21 PM
ang ako lang serious nga ikatambag mao nga limpiyohi dayon ang tai aron way makaon imong iro.  ilikay siya ug tai.  unya pakan-a ug tarong sa eksaktong oras.  ang drinking water niya kinahanglan permanente.  ayaw pagutmi.  after a while, your dog will forget the taste of tai.  he would have none of it, henceforth.

Again, thanks. Makes good sense, pero maglisod ko sa logistics. In the first place, he's an outdoor dog. Although he can't scale the fence, outdoor man pud ang akong iring nga si Botoyitot. Paborito ni Dog (sorry can't reveal the name) and tai ni Botoyitot nga perti ra ba jung bahoa. Food, check; water, check. One time, busog kaayo siya, naglubog sa tugkaran, unya nikalit lang og tindog, sniffing the air, dayong dagan sa kilid sa balay. When I saw Botoyitot approaching from that direction, I knew right away what was happening...
#67803
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:20:21 PM
kun naay mo-advise nimo nga inudnod sa tai ang nawong sa iro, ayawg tuo.  bisan iring, di angay.  myth ra kana.  malooy ka sa imong hayop. 

Thanks. Kuwang kog canine psychology pero agree ko nimo dayon nga di ni maghimpos. In the first place, I can't bring myself to do it.

#67804
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 01, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:14:14 PM
such situations call for mutual responsibility, which means that man's and woman's simple biology paves the way for their coincidental vices, and they must answer or hell will spill over.  ??? ;D

Hmm... They must answer the call of their nature? Of course!  8)
#67805
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Photos of your Pets
February 01, 2011, 06:28:07 PM
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:07:47 PM
Nom de Grrrrrr

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk?  If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a star!"  Just like these actual pet names:

Cats
Cleocatra
Bing Clawsby
Chairman Meow
Alexander the Grey

Dogs
Mary-Louise Barker
Bettie Poops
Virginia Woof
Iggy Pup

                       -Reader's Digest, Asian Edition, Nov 2010 (as sourced from Veterinary Pet Insurance)

Bwahaha! Reminds me of Erica Jong's dogs named Poochkin, Chekarf and Dogstoyevsky...  ;D
#67806
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Photos of your Pets
February 01, 2011, 06:21:12 PM
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:01:57 PM
let me guess... ang nagkamras ni botoyitot mga iring nga laki, ang nagkamras ni botoy mga humans nga baye... aherm.  ;D

It's far simpler than that, my pet.
But I just can't tell you as yet.

;D
#67807
Oi, naunsa na man ning akong suliran nga maayo mang pagkasimang. Kini jud si Bay Bugsay, wa na ra ba mobalik aron mopupho sa tai...

Bitaw, TB kaberks, unsa may sumpa aning pagkahingaon og tai sa akong iro?  ???

#67808
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 01, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 12:36:52 AM
his natural predisposition to sex. his simple biology.

Man's biology is his incidental vice? Kulirez, paet jamo, an!  :P
#67809
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:30:22 PM
hahaha!  dugay ra kong wa mosalig ug mga shy boy.  mao nang klaseha ang naay tekret nga klaro.  shy kuno, pero pa-tekret ang tirada. ;D :P

Hmm. A real shy girl's typical comment...  8)
#67810
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:27:08 PM
islander:  once a kj, always a kj. ;D

He he, sigi, k jud pa ga jud...  :-X
#67811
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:07:42 PM
mosugot ba kaha si banana republic kun mao niy akong ipa-design sa glass sa among main door? ???

Mosugot tingali kon butangan pud ninyog landinganan sa UFO ang inyong atop...  ;D
#67812
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:03:16 PM
imagine, di ka ma-interred kun wet imong body.

Di jud kay di man mohatag og panalangin ang pari...  :-\
#67813
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Botoyitot
February 01, 2011, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on February 01, 2011, 04:28:40 PM

Oi, hala, liwat lagi sa amo  ;D

Liwat og hitsura pero lahi rag kalihokan...  ;D
#67814
Quote from: luckybelle on February 01, 2011, 04:52:00 PM

Harhar... based on experienced ba Mr. o sa topic lang jud?  ;D Peace Yo

He he, isa pang pagkakataon nga moingon ko, "Terket!"  ;D

Bitaw, sa topic ra, oi, unsaon gud nato manaay experience nga shy boy man ta...  :-\
#67815
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 04:57:15 PM
ang buot nimong ipasabot, morag periko si koddih? ;D

Not quite. More of been there done that ang iyang periko...  ;D
#67816
Quote from: ms da binsi on February 01, 2011, 04:27:01 PM

Pestol jud si Manong!!!! hahahaha!

He he, dedicated ni ni Manong alang kang Ondoy D Chickboy...  ;D
#67817
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Sexy Girl: An Illusion?
February 01, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Do you see that brunette on the road?



Yes, that is one good-looking brunette…



WTF!!!




http://www.weirdexistence.com/optical-illusion-that-works-only-for-men/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=avalanchers


Bwahaha!  ;D
#67818
P.S. But even if you wet body
But you naked and you female
You can enter anytime gayud.

;D
#67819
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Red Cactus
February 01, 2011, 03:14:03 PM



;D
#67820
History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler
February 01, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
#67821
History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler
February 01, 2011, 03:09:42 PM
#67822
History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler
February 01, 2011, 03:08:25 PM
#67823
History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler
February 01, 2011, 03:07:16 PM
#67824
Love Talk / Re: relationship with priest
February 01, 2011, 02:37:34 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on February 01, 2011, 12:05:19 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D aron, nong hubag, tubag...hahhahaha
kadugayan nakong binasa aning TB, nilanggud na jud ka Nong Hubs. hahahahahaha

Bwahaha! Unsay binasa gud nga wa na man kay duaw-duaw.
Karon, tan-awa, maihap na lang ang nahibilin nga hanggaw!

;D
#67825
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Botoyitot
February 01, 2011, 02:27:50 PM
Ang pinangga kong Botoyitot, gikapoy tawon gikan sa bagdoy...


#67826
Bwahaha! Perti pud!  ;D
#67827
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: The Curious Frog
February 01, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
Mora man nig nakabatjag nga naay gisungsong sa ijang kigow...
#67828
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / In Hot Pursuit
February 01, 2011, 02:12:13 PM



Bwahaha! Sa Pinas ba kaha ni?
#67829
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Nagkapuliki intawon...
February 01, 2011, 02:05:02 PM



:o


Morag airport pre-departure area ra ba diay ni...
#67830
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: You Need to Fee
February 01, 2011, 02:01:38 PM
He he, ang akoa pud nga nabasahan one time kay PARKING PAY...
#67831
Hmm. A viable alternative to taking the stairs...  ;D
#67832
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Brayt Kaayong Bataa Da!
February 01, 2011, 01:41:11 PM
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds:


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink?
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well-endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. the abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts â€" the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs
and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.

http://www.speedywap.com/20583/20-hilarious-school-exam-answers/




#67833
 :o  Billatsyangina!
#67834
Naa ra ba ani nila nga konektado pa sa gobyerno ron...
#67835
Learn English Online / Top 10 Difficult Literary Works
February 01, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
according to Listverse


Reading a good book or poem is one of life’s joys, and once in a rare while a good book can change your life forever. Great literature often demands we meet the authors’ ideas on their own terms, and the experience is not always comfortable. Growth seldom is. Submitted for your review are ten literary works that demand much of the reader. Some of you may scorn the choices here, but who among us hasn’t struggled with a book or poem that failed to capture our attention? If that’s you, then congratulations. I have a near-mint copy of “Great Expectations” you can read while the rest of us go through this list.


10 War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

9  Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

8  Moby Dick by Herman Melville

7  The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

6  Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco

5  The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

4  The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot

3  Naked Lunch by William Burroughs

2  The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

1  Finnegan’s Wake by James Joyce
#67836
Health and Food / Re: Strictly Massage Only
February 01, 2011, 12:59:59 PM
Strictly Massage Only ang quoted price...  ;D
#67837
General Topic / Re: Buntog ug Kalapati
February 01, 2011, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on February 01, 2011, 12:30:23 AM
Unsa ba ang kalahian sa usa ka buntog ug sa kalapati nga mubo ug lupad? Ug nganong gitawag ang usa ka babae niini, kung namaligya sila sa ilang unod?

Ayaw na lang pangutana, Bay Vhinz. Palit na lang gud sa gibaligya...  ;D
#67838
Mas menos baya unta ang gasto kon ang wedding planner na lang mismo ang mo-demonstrate...  ;D
#67839
Question and Answer / Re: Who Invented the Videoke?
February 01, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:10:41 PM
ikaduhang away mao na tong sa kaadlawon, upat ka laki puro igsoon, puro hubog. 

Wa raru man ning estoryaha. Managsoon nanggiunay, o ang upat nila naay common enemy?
#67840
Question and Answer / Re: Who Invented the Videoke?
February 01, 2011, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:10:41 PM
unang away mga alas 12 pa ang oras bana kuno nga hubog unya nasuko kay ang iyang asawa gisikitsikitan ug laing lalaki sa diskoral. 

Gapasikitsikit pud tingaling asawaha...  :P
#67841
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on February 01, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
The lovely dogs are just demonstrating the correct way of doing it.  ;D

He he, apil tingali diay ni sa scenario sa wedding planner, nag-hire og instructor dogs kay mga virgin pa ang bride ug groom...
#67842
Kusog moiktin...
#67843
Bod? Unsa man ning punga? Short-cut sa bungtod?
#67844
Basin bitaw nanguot na nis Ondoy kay inspired sa gibuhat sa mga iro...
#67845
He he, what a graceful leap... :P

#67846
Quote from: aquarius on February 01, 2011, 10:54:02 AM
I remember  when I was then a bank teller, there was this foreigner who transacted me together with his Filipina wife, far from behind, the family and relatives of the wife who’re also inside the bank lobby  (maybe they needed  back-up  ;))..  and  I don’t know if that foreigner was just joking as  he said “ you know marrying a Filipina is just like marrying the whole tribe” I nodded my head with a smile and replied, “you knew, you’re much lucky, because Filipina women are caring and loving to the max… (labi na'g bol-anon..  ;) ).. he smiled too,  I don't know if it was a sign of affirmation..   ;D (gwatsi pod tong tawhana mora’g  taga TB..)

He he, kon magkalisod naa pay friendly neighboring tribes...  ;D
#67847
Quote from: aquarius on February 01, 2011, 10:54:02 AM
Just marry first and love will follow.... ;)

If love will not follow, it is best to just leave it behind...  ;D
#67848
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 09:46:13 AM
ajaw pag suko inday, kai ug ma suko ka , di ko ka tulug. ug di ko katulug, di tika i kuan-on ron.  ;D

Hmm. Lisod tuod tubagon ning tigmoa...
#67849
Maayo gani kay di kaayo daghan ang mga Pinoy didto.
#67850
Hayahay pas pulis jud hinuon to si Reyes sa panahon ni Gloria...
#67851
Importante ni kay alarming ang mga balita nga minilyon ang kalit lang nangamatay nga mga bujog, baki ug kwaknit...
#67852
Facts and Trivia / Re: Xiahou Dun
February 01, 2011, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 03:20:09 PM
His image as a one-eyed warrior was later popularized by Luo Guanzhong's historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, in which he was said to have yanked the arrow fired by enemy general Cao Xing out of his eye and devoured his own eyeball to instill fear in his enemies.

Kinilaw diay...  :P
#67853
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
February 01, 2011, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 01, 2011, 07:17:24 AM
pasayloon ba nato ang mga k******n sa gobyerno? >:(

Gobyerno sa mga manunurikbot, hinaot untang mapahamtangan og silot sa nag-antos nga katawhan.
#67854
Facts and Trivia / Word Finder: Shakespeare's Hamlet
February 01, 2011, 10:02:23 AM
Find and circle all of the words relating to Hamlet that are hidden in the grid.
The remaining letters spell a secret message - a Hamlet quotation.





AMBASSADORS
BARNARDO
CASTLE
CHALICE
CLAUDIUS
CORNELIUS
DEATH
DENMARK
DUEL
ELSINORE
FORTINBRAS   
FRANCISCO
GERTRUDE
GHOST
GRAVEDIGGERS
GUILDENSTERN
HAMLET
HAUTBOYS
HORATIO
KING
LAERTES
MADNESS   
MARCELLUS
MELANCHOLY
MESSENGER
MURDER
OPHELIA
OSRIC
POISON
POLONIUS
PRIEST
PRINCE
QUEEN   
REGICIDE
REVENGE
REYNALDO
ROSENCRANTZ
SKULL
SWORD
THE PLAYERS
TRAGEDY
VOLTEMAND
WINE
YORICK 


http://www.puzzles.ca/wordsearch/hamlet.html
#67855
Question and Answer / Re: Damo isturya damo sayop
February 01, 2011, 09:58:18 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 28, 2011, 06:07:40 PM
indi ba "mats histori mats iror"  ???

Ang ipaibot dini kay, sayop gid ang ginahambal kabahin sang mga banig haw.
#67856
Oil price rollback unya naay fare hike? Libog man pud atong kutaw ani...  ???
#67857
Pila kahay gi-donate ni Kris ani nga foundation...
#67858
He he, kulay kamatis pa ra ba ang demonyita... ;D
#67859
Quote from: wolfpack823 on February 01, 2011, 12:38:05 AM
Ambot, I am not into a game of falsely leading someone... it is always crystal clear from the beginning to avoid expectations.

However, it can happen that nothing is crystal clear at first, thus there is nothing to be crystal clear about. Sometimes, when the mist lifts, it's too late to run away from the wolves that have gathered around the campfire of honest intentions.
#67860
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 18, 2011, 04:10:41 AM

mao ni gitawag ug "NAG PADA-UG SA GIBATI"  ;)

Kon kusog-kusog ang baha, ianod jud...
#67861
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 01, 2011, 04:04:27 AM
president aquino is again criticized for using the luxurious Lexus LX-570 white sedan. palace officials said that the bulletproof car is leased by one of the pnoy's bro in law. why in the hell they keep criticizing pnoy's choice of vehicles? is it because noynoy seem to show the people that he's a simple individual then wanted him to ride a taxi on his official engagements and functions?

what happen to us pinoys? instead of being a critic to him why not help him instead? we can help this country in our own little way without expecting much in return.

Lisod jud ning presidente na ta. But to paraphrase your signature statement, Bay BNC ("The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."), maybe we can say that the difference between a smart president and a wise president is that a smart president knows his rights and a wise president knows whether or not to exercise them.

8)
#67862
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 01, 2011, 05:59:12 AM
Mao nani ang giingon nga "WHAT GOES AROUND,COMES AROUND" :P

...then goes around again, and again...  :P
#67863
Quote from: Vistabel on February 01, 2011, 04:17:45 AM
This has no concrete evidence to prove if that is true or not, that’s why we called it hearsay.

Indeed,the demand for proof is such a tricky matter. Kahinumdom hinuon ko ni Pascual Racuyal, that perennial nuisance candidate for president of old, when he was questioned about his sanity. He answered, sa Binisaya pa, "Tan-awa, naa koy certificate gikan sa mental hospital nga ayo na ko. Kanang akong mga kontra, naa ba silay ikapakita?"

Bwahaha!  ;D
#67864
Quote from: wolfpack823 on February 01, 2011, 12:06:15 AM
I love this one.. Hahahahaha ( look like someone is so bored and got all the time huh!)

He he, looks, too, like someone is so bored and got all the time to start this thread...  ;D
#67865
Love is, after all, not a requisite of marriage.
#67866
Quote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
aw, ikaw man kaha... sureness gyod ko that you were standing on your feet. ;D
Quote from: ms da binsi on January 31, 2011, 11:31:03 PM
mao ni pinaka insaktong tubag! hahahahahhah!

He he, mao jud. I could not have been standing with my hands kay di man ko acrobat. I must have been on my feet standing on some unremembered ground...  ;D
#67867
Bible Study / The Judgment of the Dead
February 01, 2011, 08:10:59 AM
Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. The earth and the heavens fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done. Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.

Revelation 20:11-15 (New International Version, ©2011)
#67868
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
February 01, 2011, 07:14:54 AM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 01, 2011, 06:44:20 AM
ONON-on tulingan, ako paborito

Paborito nako ang prito, apan ang inun-on di nako pasayloon.  ;D
#67869
Basin naay plate number pero tangtangon kon manghold-ap na...
#67870
Nakaingon tingali ang mga iro, "Saba mo diha, oi. Lakaw-lakaw pa kunohay. Tariki na!"  ;D
#67871
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
February 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on February 01, 2011, 12:48:09 AM
Siya, ako ug ikaw kabahin sa katilingban.

Katilingban maoy natingban sa tiningub nga katilingbanong tingubonon.  ;D
#67872
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
February 01, 2011, 06:18:15 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on February 01, 2011, 12:42:54 AM
Dili nako kasakay diri  ???

Sakay ra ming Bolbuhol...
#67873
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pizza is like sex
February 01, 2011, 06:16:21 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 01, 2011, 03:58:10 AM
hahaha. pwede man sad ato isuksok ang slice nya hinayhinayan ug ingkib hangtud mahurot.

Aw, kon gahi ang crust, mahumkan jud...  ;D
#67874
Jokes and Humor / Re: bride enjoyment
February 01, 2011, 06:14:51 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 01, 2011, 04:14:33 AM
nakaihi sa kalami pud.

He he, para tingali ni dili makalitan sa kombate inig-abot sa kagabhion...  ;D
#67875
Jokes and Humor / Re: catsup with multiple personalities
February 01, 2011, 06:12:55 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 01, 2011, 04:15:08 AM
ok ra basta dili makalanag.

Ang delikado kon di tuod makalanag, makaupaw lang...  ;D
#67876



Bwahaha! Naa man diay undercard!  ;D
#67877
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
January 31, 2011, 10:34:06 PM



:o
#67878



Paningkamot jud, Doy!...  ;D
#67879



:P
#67881
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 31, 2011, 09:36:10 PM
Quote from: islander on January 31, 2011, 09:07:24 PM
shell soupom, gusom, buwadom.

latin ang gawas hinoon...  ;D

Likayom urom yawsa tulogom...  ;D
#67882
Quote from: benelynne on February 04, 2009, 01:08:30 PM
MANILA, Philippines- The inability of the Philippine economy to produce high-paying jobs especially for women has pushed Filipinos to marry foreigners as a way to provide for their families, the study Country Gender Assessment by regional lender Asian Development Bank said.

The number of Filipinos marrying foreigners have also tripled in just a span of eight years from 7,819 in 1998 to 24,954 in 2006.

It is also estimated that currently, 300,000 Filipinos, 92 percent of whom are women, are married to foreigners mainly from the United States, Japan, Canada, the United Kingdom and South Korea.

Oi, 92% ang baje?  :-\
#67883
Family & Parenting / Re: If Marriage Doesn't Work...
January 31, 2011, 09:20:00 PM
#67884
Technology / Re: Early Model
January 31, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: islander on January 31, 2011, 08:49:48 PM


the first apple computer.  cute lagi. ;D

Puy-an man pug taligatos nang mga wiring...
#67885
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 31, 2011, 08:52:41 PM
Quote from: islander on January 31, 2011, 08:38:59 PM
busog kaayo ko karon.

ano gid imom gikaom
#67886
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
January 31, 2011, 07:42:55 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 31, 2011, 06:40:15 PM
tinguha sang tigwang b***t sang makadamang kay toto

Toto nga ginarimatsi sang tigwang delikado manugbayot pud pag humamtong na siya.
#67887
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 31, 2011, 07:36:27 PM
Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:23:15 PM
day's lazy, not me. ;D

Day sleeping all day.  ;D
#67888
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 31, 2011, 07:28:50 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 31, 2011, 06:38:45 PM
way gid ko tolog

Tambong ka bilar to?
#67889
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Aqua Farming
January 31, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 31, 2011, 06:51:19 PM

shoe koy bote parlor

Shoe koy? Indi Cat taw? Waay gid mang akwa ang bote parlor haw.
#67890
Love Talk / Re: relationship with priest
January 31, 2011, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 31, 2011, 06:36:09 PM
manogbogto ang garter sang lawlaw na

Manugdayag gid ang ginatipigang mangtas sang pari haw.
#67891
Crop circle designs


#67892
Peculiarities of Crop Circles


There are a number of observations that have been made over the years that seem to indicate that there are particular characteristics that "genuine" (or non-mandmade) formations appear to exhibit. Some of the observations are listed below:


In what kind of crops do they occur?Crop circles have been reported in mostly barley and wheat. But, they also appear in corn, oats, oilseed rape (canola), grass, ricefields, trees, sand, and even snow.

Where do they appear? They have appeared on almost every continent and in over 70 countries worldwide -- including the US, Canada, Australia, Brasil, Russia, India, Germany, and South Africa. There seems to be a correlation with many forming near ancient sites.

Physical changes of plants and soil - not only does the physical appearance of seem to change (it looks dehydrated), but there is change at the molecular level. Research has been conducted over a ten year period with samples and thorough laboratory testing carried out by the biophysicist Dr. Levengood, Nancy Talbott, and John Burks -- the BLT Research Team, and a small army of volunteers worldwide. Their findings include enlarged cell walls, expulsion cavities in the nodes of the plant stalks, significantly extended node lengths, and changes to the soil composition (ie. vastly higher level of magnetite concentration) from samples taken within the crop formations in contrast to the control samples taken from outside the circles.

Reported increase in crop yield - Some farmers and researchers have independently reported greater yield in the years following the appearance of formations in their fields. In 1997, Tim Carson who farms East Field (where the "DNA" formation appeared in 1996) reported to researchers that his yield was up 30-40%. The increased yield that usually only comes with annual rehybridization (done in labs) remains the same level even in up to 5th generation crops coming from crop circles, according to researcher Steve Purkaple.

Swirl in multiple directions - many formations have complex woven patterns of the swirled crops. Not only do the plants in the formation swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise, but sometimes certain sections will swirl one direction and layers on top are going another direction. They sometimes even have multiple layers swirled in different directions.

Woven stalks - Other times the stalks are actually woven like a piece of loose cloth on the floor of the formation. This has been observed by various researchers in the UK.

Selective swirling - Even though the edges are clearly defined, sometimes stalks from the outside edge are pulled into the formation. This doesn't seem to be too unusual, but actually certain stalks from the middle of a grouping of plants gets pulled in. The ones closest to the formation do not. And this occurs around the entire edge of the crop circle. Very meticulous!

Equipment malfunctions - There have been numerous reports of electronic equipment failing in crop circles and compasses spinning out of control in & over the crop circles (when flying over in aircraft). This range of equipment includes watches, mobile phones, batteries, cameras... fortunately no pacemakers yet! No explanations for these occurences, other than the indication of a strong EM field distortions.

Formations "transform" into new patterns - There have been instances where certain formations take on an entirely different appearance as they continue to grow in the field. For example, one formation got a wavy look within the center of the circle that wasn't there originally.

Unusual bending of plant stalks - It's a widely publicized fact that plants within a formation actually bend at the naturally occuring nodes 90 degrees. This can also happen in hoaxed formations where the plant is pressed to the ground and "bends" to reach towards the light. This process known as phototropism is more pronounced in younger stalks, often reaching up towards the light in 1-2 days. However, what isn't well-known is that there is more than one possible place for bent nodes. Some formations have had stalks all bent from the same node (there are up to a half dozen nodes on one plant). Some formations show bending at the knuckle closest to the ground, yet in a neighboring section they all bend two knuckles up and so on. In the line of ~24 circles in Windmill Hill in 2000, virtually all the stalks were bent 1/4" beneath the nodes, though at completely different heights (1" to 6" range) from the ground. This means that each stalk would have to be bent individually to give that effect.

Occur far from any tramlines - many formations and plain circular "grapeshots" often occur in the middle of fields far from any tramlines without any disturbance of the surrounding crop (which is detectable). Good example is the 1996 formation in Basingstoke, Hampshire where a circle with a ring was put inside the middle of an organic oilseed rape field that had no tramlines at all and the crop was 4-5 feet tall!

Formations occur inside restricted areas - numerous accounts of crop circles appearing inside military installations that are fenced off (quite securely!) from the surrounding area. Most noteably in Wiltshire along the Salisbury Plain. Are Doug and Dave in the Army?

Geophysical features - One common denominator of many of the crop formations is that they occur over underground water supplies and land situated above chalk beds, according to researcher Steve Page. Water is a good conductor of electrical current, and could possibly be channeling the electromagnetic currents of the Earth (which is what dowsers attempt to detect). This observation may have something to do with how some crop circles are formed.

Sacred geometry - Researchers have discovered layers within layers of information contained in the crop circles themselves. There are sacred ratios, such as phi, that governs the growth process of all organic life. This is an area that requires more attention and resources, as perhaps this understanding could reveal a message or at least "higher intelligence" behind these artistic patterns.

Physical side effects - Many people mention having some sort of physical reaction (positive or negative) during and after a visit to a crop formation. Side effects range from nausea, headaches, dizziness, tingling sensations, pains amd giddiness... to getting literally knocked off their feet! Sometimes the effects are felt only after leaving the formation, such as sickness or disruption to the mentrual cycle, which could be affected by the surge of energies absorbed from within the formation.

Alignment with natural features of the land - This isn't apparent from the ground, but aerial photographs have shown that often formations are imprinted on the earth in alignment with tram lines or even darkened sections on the earth. This is an impossiblity without been able to see "the big picture" before permanently laying out the design.


http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc220.htm
#67893
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Aqua Farming
January 31, 2011, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 31, 2011, 05:36:06 PM
Hayyy... cge Mr. Botoy, salamat tsa u idea ha. Crab ug Bangus Farming naa ka?

Crab fattening, OK kaayo.






Mud crab fattening is a relatively new practice in the Philippines. The technology has been pioneered by the private sector, primarily to meet the demands of the domestic and foreign markets by culturing marketable crab in a short span of time. Mud crab fattening pertains to culturing mud crab from 15 days to 1 month so that they put on additional weight after moulting. Ovigorous females are highly prized for their bright red roe.

More at: http://www.mixph.com/2007/11/mud-crab-fattening-culture-and-practices.html
#67894
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Aqua Farming
January 31, 2011, 05:30:10 PM
Big Profits in Back Yard FROG Raising


A back yard is large enough to start the thriving business of frog raising. How to build up a big income with a very small investment is told in the following article. The white meat, with a taste similar to a tender, juicy squab, is greatly in demand.

by S. L. SCHUTT

WHEN Charlie, of the De Luxe Cafe, told me that he would have to discontinue serving frog leg dinners because his wholesaler couldn’t supply the frogs, I became vitally interested in an industry that has proven to be more profitable, entertaining, and healthful than any other I have ever known.

No frog farmer need search for a market, his crop is virtually all sold before it is raised. I could sell one hundred times my present production in a single week, and am expanding my ponds so, eventually, I expect to have 1000 acres utilized solely for giant bullfrog culture. I sell tadpoles at five to ten cents each by the hundred. They are used to stock farms and for aquarium purposes.

Frog Meat Is Delicious

Bullfrogs, that cost me less than one cent per year to feed, wholesale at $3.00 per dozen in large quantities. Smaller frogs, of which only the legs are used, sell for as high as seventy cents per pound. Each frog gives a pound of delicious white meat that has a taste similar to a tender, juicy squab. The whole frog is used, the front quarter being just as delicious as the legs.

Just one pair of breeders lay over 10,000

eggs each season; usually over seventy per cent hatch and develop into small frogs.

The advantage of frog farming is the fact that you can start practically anywhere and expand gradually as your profits mount. A vacant city lot, an old orchard or even a back yard can be utilized. Due to the cannibalistic nature of adult frogs, the frog farmer needs three separate ponds, segregating the breeders, tadpoles, and small frogs.

I have found a pond, 20×20 feet, water area, with bank space of six feet on all sides, to be capable of keeping six pairs of breeders. The water depth should not exceed 18 inches except for a pit in the center of the pond where the frogs hibernate in the winter time.

Confine With Poultry Wire

Ordinary one-inch mesh poultry wire four feet high with burlap sewed on the inside to prevent injury and to confine the smaller frogs, is the most sensible fence a frog farmer can use both for breeders and small frogs. Frogs breed from April until August.

At this time, the frog farmer must have a small pond about 10×15 feet planted with arrowheads, water moss and other aquatic plants, in readiness. The pond should be not less than three feet deep to take care of the thousands of tadpoles.

The egg mass must be immediately transferred to the small pond, using a scoop to handle them. In five days, each cluster becomes a wiggling, living mass of tadpoles. Tadpoles are scavengers, eating anything from table scraps to water moss.

In six to eight months, the tadpole begins to develop legs and in a short time is a small frog. At this time, its diet changes from that of a scavenger to being satisfied only with a live or moving food.

The growing pond for the offspring of six pairs should embrace about two acres, including shore line. Water in the two acre tract should cover not more than one-half of the entire area.

Feeding the Frogs

I have raised frogs on liver and other domestic meat but I found it impractical to consider this method of feeding on a large scale.

Small bullfrogs can be supplied with an abundance of insects, especially flies, by simply concealing several fish heads in the vegetation along shore. Common crabs, found in most any ditch or stream, and good food for frogs, can be placed directly into the growing pond where they will reproduce in enormous quantities.

When ready for marketing, the frogs are caught at night by blinding them with a search light. When the catcher gets a frog he puts it into a burlap sack with others. They are then put into small pens awaiting the dresser who grabs them by their rear legs and pierces the head with a nail by a downward stroke of the hand. The entrails are removed and the frog is ready for shipment in barrels of cracked ice.
#67895
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Aqua Farming
January 31, 2011, 04:51:40 PM


#67896
The Isle Cat swimming...





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#67897
#67898



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#67899
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Slippery When Wet
January 31, 2011, 02:55:47 PM



:D
#67900
Kigwa? Baki man sa akong tan-aw...