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Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 21, 2011, 10:34:43 AM
so nagpasabot ba ni Toy nga di pud ka moangay ni Nonito?

OK ra man ni siya pero mas OK nako ang personality ni Manny...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:22:11 AM
awww, based sa ining hypothetical situwasyon, hinduism/buddhism man ni. dharma rules in this situwasyon, reincarnation until the state of perfect nothingness is reached.

o diba, Sri Phra Hubag...?

He he, hybrid nga swami ni siya kay Katoliko sirado man... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 21, 2011, 10:23:19 AM
bai H.B. naa diay babaye nga LUCIfer? kai Inday man? hehehe, JAWK ra baya ni mga Inday

Lalaki ni siya pero medyo bayen-on lang... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 21, 2011, 12:52:40 AM
Basin naa ga puyo sa daplin sa dalan si Don vito Toy,samtang ga baligya ug ginamos..

Niansenso na man ni si Bay Vito, Mist, naa na siyay salesgirls karon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:32:02 PM

nagdie ka bai aw nagdiet diay

Ingon ani jud ning tiguwang na ta bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
nosnosan ug  baho bai aron di ma manghilabot

Unsang bahoa, tai pud sa iring?

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 10:21:25 AM
for me, Adolf Hitler.

He he, dapat parehason nimo imong bigote sa iyaha, Bay Vist... 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 10:18:25 AM
ayayyy, kinsa bai Marso diri?

He he, kandidato pud diay tingali ko nga mabuang ani, kay few minutes na lang, Marso na unta ko... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:09:29 AM
proud of your new record? lol.

He he, angay man ni ikauwaw... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 09:48:20 AM

LOL. Ang problema ai si Sri Phra Hubag, ning ascend ni sija sa nirvana, wa na jamo lagi. in a painless state na. Di ka follow si Tirapasagabran.

Sigi lang kay segurado man nga para kang Swami Tirapasagabran way giandam nga "eternal fires of hell".  ;

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 12:41:20 AM
mora lagi siyag namabdos sa dughan.

Unya kaluha ang gisamkon? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:35:18 PM

bug-ata siguro ni bitbiton bai.

Bale pila ka kilo jud tingali ni... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 21, 2011, 01:34:05 AM
GABII NA COMMANDER!!!

Andama na ang akong beer
Gusto kong mauna akong order
aron dili ko maunhan ni Kumander
Maapasan unya ko dear
adto napod ko matog sa under

Ako diri ang kumander
Apan sa balay ako under
Kay ug dili ko pa under
Palamokan ko sa gawas ni Kumander

ALANG SA PABORITO KONG GRO


Mao nga dalia ang ahong order, my dear,
Dayon sabak human og silbi sa ahong beer.
Ajaw diha pag-ingon nga, "I'll be there later"--
Kay naay nagpanglugnot sa ahong underwear.

Quote from: chicogon on February 21, 2011, 09:21:20 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT:

Dunay gipaabot deris taas si Santino ug Inday Luci nga ipasara daw karyo - temporarily ra god - ang impyerno kay maghimo pa daw silag dugang cubicles didto para sa mga naghikog. Nakabati daw sila sa panaglantugi sa Tubag Bohol nga madugangan sila didto... no vacancy pa daw karon. Kinsa tong naghikog from 1988 - present, dili pa pwede dawaton didto kay medyo taas2x pa daw backlog. Lupig pay backlog sa U.S. immigration bwahahahaha 

Matud pa ni Inday Luci, sa nakasabot lang..... 

Hmm. Kinsa kaha nis Inday Luci. Gi-short-cut man gud. First name ba kaha ni, or what... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:35:10 AM
i like reading responses of worldly sages such as sri phra hubagadrivadrinathan. 

He he, morag kauban ni sila ni Swami Tirapasagabran... 

Di ba sa undercards dihay Filipino boxer who won over his Mexican opponent?

Thanks. He he, wa ko kalugar og tan-aw ani kay diha koy laing gijkalingawan... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2011, 08:19:02 AM
Confident lang ni si Nonito Donaire because he migrated to the U.S. when he was barely 10 years old. His early life in the U.S. is a big influence in everything he does today. In fact it can be seen in  his English which sounds a lot better than the other Filipino boxers.

Hmm, Sounds familiar... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 08:45:20 AM
yes, you should.  after all, do we not know that even the devil can quote the bible?  and who was that who "predicted" that angelo reyes's soul is suffering the fires of eternal damnation?  i thought it was a prophesy, if not a divine judgment.

Spoken ex latrina lagi...  

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 08:47:09 AM
tingalig wrong spelling lang...

Aw, kon maohon, let's brace ourselves! 

Naglibog na jud ning irihes nga Botoy. Kabahin sa suicide, sayop diay ang stand sa Simbahan karon? 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles? So, every sound tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears evil fruit. A sound tree cannot bear evil fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will know them by their fruits. Not every one who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father Who is in heaven. On that day many will say to Me, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your Name, and cast out demons in Your Name, and do many mighty works in Your Name?' And then will I declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you evildoers.'" (Matthew 7:15-23 RSV)

Hmm. Basin di na ron mailhan kay lahi na ang mga mananap nga nalambigit... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
and where in the bible is this?  you have no quotation?  hehe.

Hmm. Maybe a case of self-quotation?  


*Floored indeed. Here...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:32:49 AM
ps. i thought it was cute how you said 'estoryaheeee'. something that my titas say in valencia.  

Indeed. It was meant for your delicate ears... 

Kon conviction pa ni, as in religious conviction, naay eager-beaver expostulator... 

Kon every four years lang, di tantong makalisang.

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2011, 05:39:28 AM
hehehe, murag kuyawa oy.

pero nong, let's hope that that is a woman's vagina he's eating. LOL

 

He he, we'll never know with these bearded guys...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 21, 2011, 07:21:27 AM
ang giatay nagbitay ang tiyan.

Bwahaha! Feeling sexy jud. Maybe another self-lover... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:58:24 AM
it was an honest admission, worldly sage. troglodyte is a new word. much thanks.

Thanks too. There isn't much admission here in this sense, honest or otherwise... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:32:49 AM
Sound better than a priest in catholic dogma? How presumptuous of you, my dear sage. Never did I think like that, but sharing some truths as explained in biblical passages. An exchange of ideas does not necessarily mean one is presumptuous. Not everything is negative, dear worldly sage.

So you don't know that you sound arrogant? Perhaps this little introduction into some basic writing principles will lead you into a more careful "sharing", and hopefully into a more realistic view of yourself:



Understanding Voice and Tone in Writing
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/understanding-voice-and-tone-in-writing.aspx


What Is a Writing Voice?

Voice is the distinct personality, style, or point of view of a piece of writing or any other creative work. Voice is what Simon Cowell is talking about when he tells "American Idol" contestants to make a song their own and not just do a note-for-note karaoke version. Many musicians have played "The Star-Spangled Banner," for instance, but there's a world of difference between the Boston Pops' performance and Jimi Hendrix's, even though the basic melody is the same.

In writing, the New York Times and the New York Post may cover the same story, but their headlines are likely to be quite different. For example, when Ike Turner died, the New York Times had a straightforward headline: "Ike Turner, Musician and Songwriter in Duo With Tina Turner, Dies at 76"; whereas the New York Post went for a bad pun: "Ike 'Beats' Tina to Death."

Why Voice Matters

Voice is important because your writing should have as much personality as you do. You've read things that seem to have been written by committee, and it's not a fun experience. A strong voice helps you make every word count, establishes consistency across your website or body of work, and most importantly helps you grab your readers' attention and establish a relationship with them. You probably have a short list of writers you'll read no matter what their subject, because you like their style so much, and other writers you can't stand because they sound snarky or condescending or otherwise unappealing to you.

Finding Your Voice

So how do you discover and develop your voice? Start by thinking about these three things:

What you want to communicate about yourself or, if you're writing for a business, about the company's brand. If you asked your readers to describe your copy with a few adjectives, which words would you want them to choose?

The purpose of what you're writing. Should your voice be different for an obituary than for a movie review? Do you want to inform, entertain, or motivate readers to take action?

Your target audience. Are you writing for kids, professional investors, soccer fans from around the world?

As you think about each of those factors, scribble down adjectives that might apply to your voice. If you get stuck, consider some qualities that you don't want to convey, like "long-winded" or "snooze worthy" or "arrogant." Consider your peers and competitors, too: How will your voice be distinct from theirs?
When you have a substantial list, start to prune. Delete any descriptors that seem secondary in importance, and see if you can make any words more specific. Many writers might describe their voices as conversational, for example, but there's a big difference between conversational on a celebrity gossip site and conversational on a bank site. Boil your list down to four or five essential descriptors.

How Do You Translate Voice into Words?

The next step is to translate those voice characteristics into writing mechanics. Voice may affect your word choice, sentence and story structure, even your punctuation. For example, if you're writing about fashion for tween girls, and you want your voice to be fun, trendy, upbeat, and accessible, then you might want to keep your vocabulary at an eighth-grade level but allow slang and even some made-up words for freshness; you might want to set an attention-span-appropriate word count; and punctuation marks that some people consider too casual, such as exclamation points and ellipses, are probably OK in moderation. Create some writing do's and don'ts specific to your voice.

There are a few elements to be careful with: jargon, culture-specific references, and humor. If you're speaking to a highly specific readership, like tech fans or grammar geeks, then it may be not only necessary but expected that you'll use insider terminology like "cloud computing" or "nonrestrictive clause." But generally speaking, the more diverse your audience, the more you should strive for clarity and simplicity and avoid slang, humor that might be misconstrued, and culture-specific references. For instance, baseball-derived slang like "bush league" and "batting average" may be Greek to anyone not from the U.S.

What's the Difference Between Tone and Voice?

One more thing: Some of you may be wondering what the difference is between voice and tone. You could consider tone a subset of voice. If voice is the personality of a story, then tone is the mood. Although lots of writers could describe their voice as funny, the mood of their individual pieces might be dark or biting or silly or sarcastic.

Summary

A strong, well-defined voice is the bridge between you and your audience: It helps your readers understand who you are, and it helps you engage them and keep them coming back for more. Take 20 minutes to define your voice, and you'll never sound like bad karaoke or committee writing.

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:28:41 AM
Of course. Wise in Christ.

That I'm very sure, bro!

I'm floored*.  

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 07:38:44 AM
hahaha, the first time i ever heard of the word troglodyte. now now, must we have to stoop down to name calling, dear worldly sage?  

If you noticed, I was describing myself.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:30:16 PM
kanang baki nga dakog tiyan bai.

Sakto kay kanay pinakaespeso og laway...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:29:37 PM
mao na na ron  di na lang kinahanglan sudlan ug di pud kamao mopasulod sa laing bulsa

Wa jud hinuon tay maani ana.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 21, 2011, 07:13:02 AM
mahalon jud kay adto naman ta pahimo sa NCR or diebold ani. 

He he, di diay ta kabawi sa puhonan kon adto ra nato ibutang sa Guindulman... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 21, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
mao jud. manimahong pan-os.

Labi nag tuwayon... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 21, 2011, 12:56:32 AM

Hahaha..hulata nalang ang sunod balita bahin ani Vito basin imo nang silingan..

Di ba kaha kasabwat ning atong amigo. Mist... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
hahaha.kuwang na lng ana diay murag irong bu**** na maglaway laway

Baking boang bay. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 20, 2011, 08:50:47 PM
so you talk to your cat? they are good for therapy btw.

Really? I didn't know that!

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 08:33:20 PM

murag dako 2x na imong ipasabot bai di lang nimo maisulti

Di na lang isulti kay mao ni gitawag og open secret bay. 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 21, 2011, 12:49:26 AM
Dili bitaw ang Pebrero kay love month man na..sa ako nahibalo-an,bulan daw sa marso kay daghang iro nga mabuang aning bulana...

He he, calling all March-born TB members... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 01:02:15 AM
ug di pod egg-cooking.

Mameligro si Bay Bugsay kon maohon... 

Quote from: cujo on February 21, 2011, 02:49:03 AM
Oh dear ! Sorry Mr. Hubag I did not meant it that way...

He he, you don't have to say it, Ms. Cujo. It was just a poor attempt at jesting on my part... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
tsk tsk, sentimental man diay ni si nong h. sija baja ning start sa ining thread'a.

i guess i hit a sensitive nerve. my bad. 

Not at all. I'm not sensitive about allusions to my love life (or lack of it). I'm only sometimes roused from my troglodyte existence by the ravings of arrogant imbeciles.   

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 12:37:11 AM
labad. 

Apparently, figures of speech are not taught in medical school. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 01:09:45 AM
I will take this. Yes, I am not wise in worldly wisdom. I am not as wise as you, Nong. But that is fine. But i trust in this saying.

Take this post. Moingon ka nga dili ka wise, pero with the underscored caveat nga dili ka wise sa "worldly wisdom", implying that you're wise in "spiritual wisdom". Estoryaheeeee!

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 01:09:45 AM
I will take this. Yes, I am not wise in worldly wisdom. I am not as wise as you, Nong. But that is fine. But i trust in this saying.

It's not about wisdom or whatever. It is about you not admitting you're wrong. Unya quote-quote dayon kag voluminous verses to hide the fact nga nasayop ka. You always want to show that you're better. With all your "scholarly" quotations and references and pompous declarations of faith, you appear to even want to sound better than Fr. Chic when it comes to understanding of the Catholic faith. Can anyone be more presumptuous than that?

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 12:29:04 AM
amen.  and i don't need to quote the bible to believe in this.

Daghan na unya mong brilliant Biblical scholar... 

Quote from: Chongki on February 20, 2011, 03:15:35 PM
nice 

Very nice. 

Cats have been associated with humans for at least 9,500 years, and are currently the most popular pet in the world. Due to their close association with humans, cats are now found almost everywhere on Earth.

These are common misunderstandings that veterinarians frequently hear from cats owners.  Following is a list of Top 10 myths that veterinarians frequently hear from cats owners.

10. Myth: Animals heal themselves by licking their wounds.
Fact: Such licking actually can slow the healing process and further damage the wound.

9. Myth: A cat’s sense of balance is in its whiskers.
Fact: Cats use their whiskers as “feelers” but not to maintain their balance.

8. Myth: Pregnant women should not own cats.
Fact: Some cats can be infected with a disease called toxoplasmosis, which occasionally can be spread to humans through cat litter boxes and cause serious problems in unborn babies. However, these problems can be controlled, if the expectant mother avoids contact with the litter box and assigns daily cleaning to a friend or other family member.

7. Myth: Putting garlic on a pet’s food will get rid of worms.
Fact: Garlic may make the animal’s food taste better but has no effect on worms. The most effective way to treat worms is by medication prescribed by a veterinarian.

6. Myth: Tapeworms come from bad food.
Fact: Pets become infected with tape worms from swallowing fleas, which carry the parasite. Also, cats can get tapeworms from eating infected mice or other exposed animals.

5. Myth: Indoor cats cannot get diseases.
Fact: Cats still are exposed to organisms that are carried through the air or brought in on a cat owner’s shoes or clothing. Even the most housebound cat ventures outdoors at some time and can be exposed to diseases and worms through contact with other animals feces.

4. Myth: Cats cannot get rabies.
Fact: Actually, most warm-blooded mammals, including cats, bats, skunks and ferrets, can carry rabies. Like dogs, cats should be vaccinated regularly according to local laws.

3. Myth: Cats that are spayed or neutered automatically gain weight.
Fact: Like people, cats gain weight from eating too much, not exercising enough or both. In many cases, spaying or neutering is done at an age when the animal’s metabolism already has slowed, and its need for food has decreased. If the cat continues to eat the same amount, it may gain weight. Cat owners can help their cats stay fit by providing exercise and not over-feeding.

2. Myth: Cats should drink milk everyday.
Fact: Most cats like milk, but do not need it if properly nourished. Also, many will get diarrhea if they drink too much milk. If it is given at all, the amount should be small and infrequent.

1. Myth: Cats always land on their feet.
Fact: While cats instinctively fall feet first and may survive falls from high places, they also may receive broken bones in the process. Some kind of screening on balconies and windows can help protect pets from disastrous falls.


http://www.epidemicfun.com/2010/top-10-myths-and-facts-about-cats/

My Botoyitot.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 07, 2007, 02:19:55 AM
Muy bien...

mao ra na nga question do you eat to live or live to eat??

Parehas ra. Ilisan lang ang "work" og "eat", mao na kana...

Quote from: luckybelle on November 19, 2010, 03:11:59 PM
like this

Dugay man tawon ni malukop, oi... 

Burst balloons.

Quote from: maggil44 on December 30, 2010, 11:17:58 PM
I like to read any good quality book. Because I am a scientist. So I love to read book. 

Read book good for scientist.

Quote from: siddle33 on December 27, 2010, 12:04:23 AM
I like very much to read any kind story book. However I am also a good student. So reading is my beast hobby.

So what is your beauty hobby? 

Brunch: oatmeal with boiled okra

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:02:36 PM
basin tukbon sa iring sungkaban bai

Aw, laygita ang iring aron di na manungkab bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
angay diay na ipa footspa bai..or pakot kot sa gagmayng isda

Pwede pud patilapan sa baki bay aron dali rang mahilis.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:05:31 PM
mao nay giingon bai na wa man magtapo  ang bulsa

Iyahay jud hinuon og bangag, kanay saktong pamaagi...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:04:39 PM
hahahaha.sa imong naobserbaran bai unsa man

Usa ra man pud ang akong maseguro bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:03:45 PM
kapangayoan ug laing laway bai.

Kadtong baba nga way undang ang tubod sa laway bay, di mahutdan og estoryang kinopya...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 20, 2011, 06:03:10 PM
tagaan ka ana bai  imo bang dawaton pud

Di ko modawat og kwartang pinaspasan bay.

Proverbs 16:4  (King James Version)   

The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Matthew Henry’s Commentary:

God makes use of the wicked to execute righteous vengeance on each other; and he will be glorified by their destruction at last.

www.christnotes.org

What pitfalls should we avoid when participating in a small-group Bible study?

Sam O'Neal | posted 2/23/2010
http://www.christianitytoday.com/biblestudies/questions/spirituallife/pitfallsavoidinsg.html


I firmly believe that small groups can be a positive force for discipleship, spiritual growth, and advancing the kingdom of God through acts of service and love. But, like any human endeavor, that potential for good is balanced by the potential to cause damage.

To help you avoid that damage, here are several pitfalls to be aware of as you participate in small-group Bible studies:

    * Focusing on education rather than transformation. Too many small-group members believe that "doing Bible study" is primarily an intellectual experience. That's not the caseâ€"or it shouldn't be the case. Acquiring new information is good, especially when that information has to do with God and his Word, but the experience of learning something new in a small group should be the first step on a long journey toward transformation. And the second step on that journey should be application. Remember James 1:22: "Do not merely listen to the Word and so deceive yourselves; do what it says."

    * Confusing opinion with fact. We all have opinions about what the Bible says and what it means to live as a Christian. Most of us have strong opinions, at that. And it's natural for us to bring those opinions into a small groupâ€"that's a good thing. But trouble can arise when we start treating our opinions as established, "no one should disagree with this" fact.

      So if you feel yourself beginning to clash with what another person believes or how another person behaves, take a step back before escalating that clash. Ask yourself, "Am I reacting to an incontrovertible Truth from the Bible (of which there are surprisingly few), or am I reacting to a personal opinion?" It's vital that small-group members allow one another the freedom to learn and grow as individuals, rather than attempting to squeeze everyone into the same mold.

    * Giving in to fear. Most people have an instinctual aversion to sharing the deeper parts of their storiesâ€"especially the parts that convey weakness, struggle, or shame. So it's no surprise that interaction and discussion between group members during the first several months of a group's journey usually remain on the surface. But if the goal of participating in a small group is spiritual growth and transformation, then people will eventually need to go deeper.

      It's a scary thing to talk openly about parts of yourself that you don't like. It's also scary to admit when you don't know or understand something, and to ask questions that reveal what you don't know. For many, the most frightening thing of all is the act of confessing sin. But all of these actions are important and necessary steps to growth.

    * Avoiding commitment. People are busy. That's a fact of modern life and something that can't be ignored when it comes to establishing a community of believers. But that doesn't mean small-group members can treat the group as an optional experience from week to weekâ€"not if their goal in joining the group is spiritual growth and transformation.

      Small groups work when group members establish a higher level of authenticity, trust, and accountability than they experience in other spheres of life (work, neighbors, and so on). And the first step in establishing that authenticity, trust, and accountability is regular, dependable attendance. If group members skip out on group meetings regularly (more than once or twice in a semester), they dramatically limit the amount of good that can be accomplished in that group. More than that, group members who do not participate fully during the group meetings, or who keep things at the surface (see above), risk turning the group into a collection of acquaintances rather than a living, breathing community.

Quote from: chicogon on February 20, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
"Kiss ko beh, wa bitaw imo Misis!!!" 

"Ay, kagilok!"

Quote from: Vistabel on February 20, 2011, 05:20:04 AM
When did Philippine Custom started recognize Filipino men as all time superior at home?

Hmm... It started with your family? 

Washington was the greatest leader...

...of the American Revolutionary War.

Kyut na kyut! 

Hmm. Pareson ra baja pud... 

Quote from: david on February 20, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
unsa na kahay lami anang imnonona, murag mao man na ang ipa inom sa kanding sa di pa ihawom

Ambot lang. Wa man guy pili tong mga kanahan. Diha gani toy usa nga naggawas ang iyang bitok sa baba ug ilong... 

Kini ra bang patatas, usa ni sa himoonong vodka... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 20, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
Kung asa mahagbong ang tae, mao ra pud toy septic tank.

Angay diay ni nga adto ra magtuyoktuyok sa baol...

Quote from: david on February 20, 2011, 04:59:40 PM
hahahaha gamay rag gasto sa magpa inom kay ya praktis

He he, diha toy tigpainom sa amoa sauna, sagolon niya ang beer, tuba, Kulafu, rum, ug unsa pa diha, unya ang mga sirok nga estambay hala sigi yarok pud. Dali ra laging mangatumba...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 20, 2011, 12:44:38 PM
Sa tinuod lang kining 1 million dollar gamay ra kaayo ni dili sa pagpanghambog pero 100 acres ramay mapalit aning kantidara ug ipalit ug farm ground. Pasayloa nga gigamayan ko ani kay in reality gamay ra gyud ni ,siguro kay I was part of the operation nga maingon ingon ani ang abot nga kantidad. Sa atua dako gyud nuon ni ug kapadulngan. Imagine naa kay 1 million dollar diri unya masakit ka then dili i cover sa insurance believe me kining 1 million tilaan ra unya ni sa bills.
Ang kwarta ug wala pa nato daghan tag plano pero once manaa na nimo di baya pud ta kabasta basta ug panghatag lang or dili pud ka maka pack up lang dayon aron mag open ug business somewhere. Daghan future hunahunaon.

Bitaw, sayon ra ang estorya samtang wa ka pa maggunit sa kwarta...

Quote from: david on February 20, 2011, 04:48:56 PM
ang2x maka inom ra man og naay magpa inom

Sakto tuod. Unya tungod kay way praktis, dali rang mosarasay...

Quote from: luckybelle on February 20, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
Hahahaha... nakasabot na ba intahon ang concern unsay ibaibot aning mga hubad 

He he, burag nakasabot na ni siya kay wa na man mangutanag usab...

Drink    Typical alcohol by volume

Fruit juice (naturally occurring)    less than 0.1%
Low-alcohol beer    0.0%â€"1.2%
Kvass    0.05%â€"1.5%
Kombucha    0.5%â€"1.5%
Boza    1%
Chicha    1%â€"11% (usually 1%â€"6%)
Cider    2%â€"8.5%
Beer    2%â€"12% (usually 4%â€"6%)
Alcopops    4%â€"17.5%
Malt liquor    5%+
Makgeolli    6.5%â€"7%
Barley wine (strong ale)    8%â€"15%
Mead    8%â€"16%
Wine    9%â€"18% (most often 12.5%â€"14.5%)[6]
Dessert wine    14%â€"25%
Sake (rice wine)    15% (or 18%â€"20% if not diluted prior to bottling)
Liqueurs    15%â€"55%
Fortified wine    15.5%â€"20%[7] (in the European Union, 18%â€"22%)
Soju    17%â€"45% (usually 19%)
Shochu    25%â€"45% (usually 25%)
Bitters    28%â€"45%
Mezcal, Tequila    32%â€"60% (usually 40%)
Vodka    35%â€"50% (usually 40%)
Brandy    36%â€"60%
Rum    37.5%â€"80%
Ouzo    37.5%+
Cachaça    38%â€"54%
Sotol    38%â€"60%
Nalewka    40%â€"45%
Gin    40%â€"50%
Whisky    40%â€"55% (usually 40% or 43%)
Baijiu    40%â€"60%
Chacha    40%â€"70%
Palinka    42%â€"86%
Rakija    42%â€"86%
Absinthe    45%â€"89.9%
Poitín    60%â€"95%
Neutral grain spirit    85%â€"95%
Cocoroco    93%â€"96%[citation needed]
Rectified spirit    96.5%
Absolute alcohol (ethanol)    99%+

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume

Kalami tuod sa balimbing!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 20, 2011, 11:17:37 AM
One time nagattend ko ug school activity sa akong anak. Nakakita ko ug grupo sa dagkong mga tawo so ing adto ko pastilan kay mga 4th grader may diay to puro gyud to obese nga class kay abi gyud nako ug mga parents to hahhaha.
Plano gani ko i full out nako sa girl scout akong anak babae kay iya mga kauban mga obese siya ra ang niwang. Mao diay kay nag observe ko  twice gipapanihapon ag mga bata ug chocolate ug marsmallow. Ayo gani kay before nako gihatud akong anak adtong meeting nanihapon mi daan. Siya ra gud ang wala kahurot sa ilang gikaon nga icing,chocolate ug jumbo nga marsmallow gi sekreto nalang nako ug labay pero na disappoint gyud ko aning girls scout diri.

Kini ra bang bata nga tambok daan sa gamay pa, maglisod na jud og pagamay inigkadako na...

http://www.victorstephens.com/victorstephenswebsite_007.htm

Quote from: Vistabel on February 20, 2011, 03:04:30 AM

maayo ni himoon topic bai ha. ..ikaw himo kay mo comment ko

He he, ikaw lang bay kay morag mas suheto ka kaysa nako ani nga tema...

by Arthur Guiterman






Oh, the Polliwog is woggling
In his pleasant native bog
With his beady eyes a-goggling
Through the underwater fog
And his busy tail a-joggling
And his eager head agogâ€"
Just a happy little frogling
Who is bound to be a Frog!

Job security? 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 20, 2011, 12:19:44 PM
Salmon mokaon ko ug salmon ug na dream jud ko nga moadto ug washington state kay daghan kono ug salmon didto sa suba.

Mas nutritious bitaw kuno ang wild-caught salmon...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 20, 2011, 12:19:44 PM
Favorite na nako ang gagmay nga tulingan labi na pinireto ug inun onan. Ang isda ra jud akong kaonon kay danggit,tulingan, anduhaw,bolinao pero kanang isda sa bato like molmol ug ubang naay himbis dili ko kaayo mokaon ana.

Lami kaayo ang pritong tulingan nga gagmay. Kon inun-onan, gusto nako tong medyo pinauga unya butangag gamayng mantika.

Lami baya ang isda sa bato isugba. Bland-tasting gamay ang unod, pero ari daoga sa sawsawan...

Nean Dearthal

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 20, 2011, 02:10:10 PM
Ang tira-pasagad nga Binisaya aduna puy tira-pasagad nga English translation.

Kon naay tira-pasagad, naa puy saksak-sinagol...

If walk mamaya you, temprano, sapagkat caballo lamang your ride, if pagod you pass sola at hammock-hammock sobre rama sang guava.

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 12:07:32 PM
p.s.  got to go.  see ya later.  got to cook lunch.  got to cook pork sinigang.

Hmm, not exactly a parting then... 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 12:05:45 PM
i prefer pork sinigang.  chicken is best as chicken tinola.  bangus sinigang and shrimp sinigang are just as great.  yet whoever is the meat, the pork in this sinigang, raise your right hind cloven hoof! 

Kinsa kaha ang meat, no? Sweinefleisch? Clovenfoot? Tartuffette? Hmm, what a perplexing enigma! 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 11:46:06 AM
who is the pork in this sinigang?  raise your right foot! 

Bwahaha! Here's where metaphor meets reality! Porky, easy now...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 20, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
Michael is a busy Law Student.

Right. Hubag, on the other hand, is into his 10th year of retirement and has time in his hands (and feet even)...

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 11:11:31 AM
better still, pangitaan ta ka ron ug asawang manunggab... na!

Thanks, Ms. Isle. I can do it myself, my eloquent detractors notwithstanding... 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 11:11:31 AM
ayaw pangluod!  mora man sad kag di komedyante... latuson ta ka ron.

Bwahaha! Ang whipping boy maoy latosa... 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 11:08:33 AM
naay uban nabuang tungod sa baje sa ilang kinabuhi.    

Naay uban nga binuangon tawhana nang daan, baje or no baje... 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 10:55:23 AM
colloquialism?  in what specific area has this trite phrase become a colloquial?   

He he, colloquyng dako... 

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2011, 11:00:24 AM
so far as i can tell, our friend lorenzo is way ahead.  does it mean he also needs a wife?

Hmm. Cuddle-partner?