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Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
xü wapang

xüka kalibang

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 26, 2011, 01:53:02 AM
Bugan_pagkatahum mo, daw sama ka sa maanyag nga bugan nga akong gimahal.Apan wala nah,ang akong pinalang-ga, busa bugan gimahal ko ikaw

Ikaw ang lahat sa akin--kuno.

This is me in my office...

Oops... 

Kamakokakra litist idisyom...

Lay Your Sleeping Head, My Love
by W.H. Auden


Lay your sleeping head, my love,
Human on my faithless arm;
Time and fevers burn away
Individual beauty from
Thoughtful children, and the grave
Proves the child ephemeral:
But in my arms till break of day
Let the living creature lie,
Mortal, guilty, but to me
The entirely beautiful.

Soul and body have no bounds:
To lovers as they lie upon
Her tolerant enchanted slope
In their ordinary swoon,
Grave the vision Venus sends
Of supernatural sympathy,
Universal love and hope;
While an abstract insight wakes
Among the glaciers and the rocks
The hermit's sensual ecstasy.

Certainty, fidelity
On the stroke of midnight pass
Like vibrations of a bell,
And fashionable madmen raise
Their pedantic boring cry:
Every farthing of the cost,
All the dreadful cards foretell,
Shall be paid, but not from this night
Not a whisper, not a thought,
Not a kiss nor look be lost.

Beauty, midnight, vision dies:
Let the winds of dawn that blow
Softly round your dreaming head
Such a day of sweetness show
Eye and knocking heart may bless.
Find the mortal world enough;
Noons of dryness see you fed
By the involuntary powers,
Nights of insult let you pass
Watched by every human love.

Quote from: cujo on March 25, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Why would you order for her in a fancy restaurant,what's the matter she could not say "escargot".

Ilonggo gid lang ang hambal nya haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:16:27 PM
hambug ger man gina order sang toto ya?

Ti kal labasang tinuno an galing...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
indi gid manog piyong sang anghel ng mga boug ya?

Manuglibat gid ang ang-ang anghel ng mga boug ginbil ya...

Initiation into evil...

What sort of mask is this pussy wearing? 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:13:10 PM
preho lang sila yelo gid kag kolor haw?

Indi ba gring? Yelo-gring?

ANGEL FALLS is the highest waterfall in the world!  This is what makes it such a wonder.  It is located on the Churun River of the Guiana Highlands in southeastern Venezuela.

Believe it or not, Angel Falls was unknown to Venezuelans until the early 1930's.  Without the invention of the airplane (see pages on Airplane under Inventions of Man on this site) the Venezuelans might not have ever found Angel Falls.  The falls are only accessible by boat or aircraft because of steep slopes and thick jungle surrounding them.

Though discovered by the Venezuelans Angel Falls was named after James Angel.  He was an American adventurer who crashed his plane near the falls 2 years after they were discovered.

It is said the water appears to be leaping from a flat-topped plateau called Auyan-Tepui, which means "Devil's Mountain".

Here are some other amazing facts about Angel Falls:

   * The height of the longest uninterrupted drop is 2,640 feet (807 meters)
   * About 20 times higher than Niagara Falls
   * It stands 3,212 ft.(979 meters)
   * Is 500 ft (150 meters) wide at its base

Although Angel Falls is difficult to reach, tourists travel from all parts of the world to visit it. Visitors may go to the falls with guides on prearranged tours.  In 1975, one of those visitors was my Dad!

In 1971 three Americans and an Englishman were able to climb the sheer rock face of the falls. This adventure took them 10 days to complete.


http://library.thinkquest.org/J002604/angel1.html

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 08:23:59 PM
sayal ..nako °

vamos amigos adios..!

Yabab...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:30:56 PM
ering in

out bungot

standby bangas

chill bantol

watch tagotungan

TH wannabe


uber en out rogir..!

Tangk yu por di clue-do...

May naa gid man snakes and ladders efek haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:10:07 PM
maga andam ka na haw..da end is nir na gid huuh

Pero manug-umpisa pa gid lang man sang mga pagbatbat haw...

May naa man "watch ur glucose"...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:54:54 PM
indi mo gid malimtang sang manog xwet kag labing labeng pod haw?

Hangtod manuglibat sang manughalok nga aystoays?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
just stand infront of the mirror and you will see the other face, harhar :-)

Will it make you laugh or cry? 

Kadol dayon...

Same-same japorms hang bona kag ngotbo haw...

Cool lei rah! Reeve veer kola ngot kaha?

Namit gid kini law haw, sama sang tilap ya ya!

Manugbitay gid man ang tubow sa indi pa matagak haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
pwede sang  sorbi usang luwang kamaisang haw?

Pero hang mga mais kay layog gid man, mako jamo burag tugas gid ya...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:36:05 PM
katu iris , ka ram bola na gid ini habibi?

In sya la, tu iris di grasya di agwa di pata ran ta...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:36:05 PM
unsa na gid sang kolor di bahaghari ini haw?

Kolor di way laba, lagom di todo todo haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
xü ga babe

xü ga mami

Ya vol gid nga gayaya lang hang bugan...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:47:37 PM
ok doki indi kag lobit,,segi kag aktor lang crocodile dandee ya?

He he, hang kutsilyo gid lang hang sang akon nga manugparehas sang kang Krokodandi haw...

Quote from: hofelina on March 25, 2011, 07:46:09 PM
palosot si Ondoy Hubs, sige na Doy aron makit-an ang katag!

He he, bitaw, tan-awon lang, basin di ko kadumdom kon asa ang venue...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:44:28 PM
ay na obir man ya tink maong mali eton haw?

Kumpyutir nga obirprugrang gid haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:42:04 PM
manog tuyo magpasundayang haw sang kaugalingong plakat ya?

He he, lahat na gid basta bahin sang kaugalingong, gikan sang inadlawng kurikuri hangtod sang mga gamot sang panahom ni Mampor...

Bwahaha! Lobot gid, indi Lobit...

He he, labi na gid kung manugkisikisi, kagis gid ang himbis haw...

Isa ako sang pirming indi gid nagtink ya, may naa iban nagtink kuno pero mali gid man ang tingking haw.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:11:34 PM
lap lap na gid solosyon ana ya?

Bwahaha! Ingon gid inihaw?





Pampagahi diay! Nia diri: http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/weird/frog-juice-anyone/

May naa man gid iban nga presentabli may naa magkamukhak hak hak...

Manugbaslan na gid siya sang iya ginagtilaptilapan sang kanghiayng panahong haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
mangil gid haw kay indi man gid ka nagapakita ya? peace po maanyag kag ering..! °°^_^

Manughuya gid man ako sang dagway ko ya, indi gid man ako bongotom haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 07:01:08 PM
indi man akom naga tink gid ya, surat man akon estryt ako naa sa pahak, ginahambal man gid drytso haw?

Drytso yawet basta hindi lang manuglagpot ang hagkot nga laway, OK gid lang man haw ya...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 25, 2011, 06:54:42 PM
kat kating on twigs of guavas and eating.pang iting ,kib kibing encymada and monay,be sure and watch ur glucose only ahihihi

Iring iring sa tumoy sa kabayabsan, kaon sa tam-is nga tinapay aron seguro ang relo imong ipapilit kay ra man nakaihi...

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 04, 2010, 04:02:01 PM
wala ko pa kasla

Unya na lang gud pakasal kon moburot na...

Nagtuo kaha sila nga mananag-an ta?

Unsa nga klase sa cheese ang imong ganahan? Why? Please explain...

Guanajuato streets and many colorful alleyways spread out in every direction while most of its traffic is served by a network of underground tunnels making it an excellent city for pedestrians.

More at: http://co-paste.blogspot.com/2011/03/top-11-most-colorful-city-around-world.html

Nestled in the mountains of the Sierra de Guanajuato lies the beautiful colonial city of Guanajuato. The city was founded in 1554 next to one of the richest silver mining areas of Mexico. The 16th-century mining boom led to the construction of beautiful haciendas and fine colonial buildings.

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 02:51:51 AM
Matt O'Connor, who owns the company, says the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural."

Bwahaha!

Hmm... Unsa kahay lami ani...

Portrait of a geisha as a young girl...

A bountiful harvest...

Nindotan pud ko sa akong lion cat...

Quote from: hofelina on March 24, 2011, 09:27:54 PM
nganong nagpa Manila kana Doy? Are you working now at the US embassy?

calling Calle/Topac, brownman, alayman, Pete Cadorna, Luisa Morales, maybe hubag bohol?

Oi, sayang. Out of town man ko ani nga date... 

Elizabeth Taylor Laid To Rest Near Michael Jackson At Forest Lawn Cemetary In Glendale
http://movies.yahoo.com/


Dame Elizabeth Taylor has been laid to rest.

The Oscar winner, Hollywood legend and AIDS activist's funeral took place on Thursday afternoon at Forest Lawn Memorial Parks & Mortuaries in Glendale, Calif.

"Elizabeth Taylor was laid to rest this afternoon at a small private funeral service attended by family and close friends in The Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn-Glendale. The service was scheduled to begin at 2 PM but at Miss Taylor's request started late. Miss Taylor had left instructions that it was to begin at least 15 minutes later than publicly scheduled, with the announcement, 'She even wanted to be late for her own funeral,'" a statement from the late actress' rep to Access Hollywood read.

Rabbi Jerry Cutler officiated the service and Colin Farrell, described by the rep as a "close friend" of the actress, recited Gerard Manley Hopkins' poem "The Leaden Echo and the Golden Echo."

Afterward, Elizabeth's son Michael Wilding, her grandson Tarquin Wilding, and her daughter Liza Burton Tivey, read other selections.

Her grandson Rhys Tivey performed a moving trumpet solo of "Amazing Grace," according to the rep.

Elizabeth had a closed casket service and it was draped with gardenias, violets and lily of the valley.

She was interred at the Great Mausoleum, "sheltered beneath a soaring marble Michelangelo angel," the statement concluded.

Forest Lawn in Glendale is also where Elizabeth's longtime close friend, Michael Jackson, is entombed. It was not immediately clear if Elizabeth chose to be buried near her friend or if it was merely a coincidence.

The Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn in Glendale is also where Michael was laid to rest in 2009. Clark Gable and Jean Harlow are also interred in the majestic burial site, according to Radar Online.

Five limousines carrying family members arrived shortly before the service, which lasted about an hour. White flowers were also spotted being delivered to the mortuary.

Prior to the service, Tom Lorez, a spokesperson for Glendale Police Department, told reporters that authorities expected a "peaceful event." He added that approximately "three dozen" guests would be attending the service.

Following the screen legend's death on Thursday, the Taylor family asked fans, in lieu of flowers, to contribute towards the Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation.

The actress died peacefully at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in LA on Wednesday surrounded by her children, Michael Wilding, Christopher Wilding, Liza Todd, and Maria Burton. She had been hospitalized six weeks ago with congestive heart failure, a condition with which she had struggled for some years.


Copyright 2011 by NBC Universal, Inc. All rights reserved.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on December 14, 2009, 02:18:40 PM
A still unidentified suspect left no mercy for a grandmother in Sagbayan town when he mauled her with no regard for her age and condition.           

The victim was identified as one Isabel Bartel, 76, a resident of Barangay San Ramon, Sagbayan.           

Bartel sustained bruises and cuts on her face, mouth and head after a lone suspect mauled her about 7:30 pm last Dec. 6.           

The victim was on her way to the comfort room when the suspect suddenly pounced on her. The victim was naked on the waist up and covered his face with his shirt.           

Police investigators learned that the suspect threatened the victim with a bolo and shoved her to the floor.           

The suspect demanded money from the victim and when she refused, punched her repeatedly in different parts of her body until she passed out.           

While she was unconscious, the suspect searched her belongings and took away two Nokia cellphones, ATM card and cash amounting to P2,500.           

The suspect immediately fled after the incident.           

Bartel was subsequently brought to the Gov. Celestino Gallares Memorial Hospital for treatment.             

Meanwhile, policemen continued their operations against illegal gambling when they raided a suspected gambling operation personality in Jagna town.           

The suspect was identified as one Christopher Acasio, of legal age and a resident of Barangay Canjulao, Jagna town.           

Chief Insp. Germano Mallari, Criminal Investigation and Detection Group Bohol chief, led the raiding team.           

The raid, carried out last Dec. 8, was made by virtue of a search warrant issued by Judge Dionisio Calibo of the Regional Trial Court Branch 50 in Loay town.           

Recovered during the raid were various gambling paraphernalia and cash worth P2,500.    

The suspect was placed under the custody of CIDG Bohol in Camp Dagohoy pending the filing of appropriate charges. - Sunday Post

Hmm, di kaha mao ra ning kwartaha? 

Quote from: Way Nada on March 25, 2011, 11:04:36 AM
Bungoton jud na sila! Kita naa man puy atong bungoton pero nakatago lang.

WN

He he, secret writers diay kon maohon...

Parenting fail. 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 25, 2011, 04:44:34 AM
Bai H.B. mo copya ko ha!

He he, naa kay pabasahon, Bay BQN? 

Quote from: chicogon on March 25, 2011, 01:19:34 AM
Bwahahaha!!! 

Nahuwasan lagi...

Silang duha nahigmata sa kamatuoran...

Quote from: hofelina on March 25, 2011, 05:55:55 AM
roman orthodox don´t like this number, it has something to do with Satan.

Hmm, naa ba nay kalambigitian ani nga kwentada?

By ARON HELLER, Associated Press s â€" 1 hr 27 mins ago



AP â€" Israeli police officers inspects
the site of an explosion, in Jerusalem,
Wednesday, March 23, 2011.


JERUSALEM â€" Palestinian militants in Gaza fired a new wave of rockets that landed deep inside Israel Thursday, defying Israeli retaliatory attacks and threats.

As the violence threatened to escalate the day after a deadly Jerusalem bombing, Israel got a boost from the visiting U.S. defense chief, who said no country could tolerate the "repugnant" attacks on its soil.

Police said Gaza militants fired 10 rockets and mortars toward Israel Thursday, including two rockets that exploded north of the city of Ashdod, a main Mediterranean port city about 20 miles (30 kilometers) north of Gaza â€" a first since Israel and Gaza's Hamas rulers reached an unofficial truce following a three-week war that ended in January 2009. Israeli airstrikes hit a number of Gaza targets in retaliation throughout the day.

Neither side reported injuries or said they wanted a new fight. But the new hostilities could easily spin out of control, especially if civilian deaths mount.

Wednesday's bombing killed a British tourist, and five members of a Jewish family were slain while they slept in a West Bank settlement earlier this month. Israel has blamed Palestinians for both attacks.

Also this week, Israeli shelling killed three children and their uncle in Gaza. The army said it was targeting militants.

The fighting in Gaza has been the fiercest since Israel went to war there to try to curb years of rocket attacks. The fierce three-week offensive killed some 1,400 Palestinians, including hundreds of civilians. Thirteen Israelis also died. The volatile border has remained largely calm since.

Israel says Hamas has used the lull to rearm with longer distance rockets that can reach as far as Tel Aviv, about 30 miles (50 kilometers) from Gaza.

Defense Minister Ehud Barak blamed Hamas for the rocket fire and vowed to strike back.

"Israel will not tolerate these terror attacks and we will not allow terror to rise once again in the region," he said.

His tough stance was backed by visiting U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates, who said that no sovereign state could tolerate rockets fired at its people.

"Israel, like all nations, has the right to self-defense and to bring to justice the perpetrators of these repugnant attacks," he said.

Citing gag orders, Israeli security officials have said little about the investigations into Wednesday's bus stop bombing or the knife killings two weeks ago.

Officials identified the victim of the Jerusalem bombing as Mary Jean Gardner, a 59-year-old British tourist who had been taking courses at Jerusalem's Hebrew University. In Washington, the State Department said five of the wounded were Americans, one of whom remains hospitalized.

On Thursday President Barack Obama called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to offer condolences. The White House said Obama reaffirmed the U.S. commitment to Israel's security.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said Jerusalem and southern Israel remained on a heightened state of alert.

Israeli counterterrorism expert Boaz Ganor said the bombing and knifing attacks appeared to be individual initiatives, as opposed to the organized attacks by militant groups that Israel usually faces.

The former usually kill fewer people, but are more difficult to stop, he added.

"Israeli intelligence is quite good in thwarting suicide attacks," he said. "It may be less able to deal with local and personal attacks."

Israeli police officials, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the investigations, said that even if the attacks were individual acts, Israel believes Hamas guided and motivated the attackers.

Yitzhak Reiter, a Mideast expert at the Hebrew University, said Islamist groups are currently seeking an alternative to suicide bombings, which largely backfired in the last decade by turning world opinion against them.

Peace talks between Israel and Hamas' rival, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, collapsed after the 2008 war, reviving only briefly for three weeks in September 2010.

Abbas, who rules on in the West Bank, has rejected violence and condemned Wednesday's bombing.

Hamas, which violently wrested control of Gaza from Abbas loyalists in June 2007, sees the diplomatic standstill as proof that only an armed struggle will win the Palestinians a state.


http://news.yahoo.com/

He he, maayo gani kay wa himoang 100 pesos kay dihay linog ug tsunami sa Japan...

Poster by Ben Shahn

The Corps of the Pontifical Swiss Guard or Swiss Guard (German: Schweizergarde, Italian: Guardia Svizzera Pontificia, Latin: Pontificia Cohors Helvetica, or Cohors Pedestris Helvetiorum a Sacra Custodia Pontificis) is something of an exception to the Swiss rulings of 1874 and 1927. It is a small force maintained by the Holy See and is responsible for the safety of the Pope, including the security of the Apostolic Palace. It serves as the de facto military of Vatican City. (Wiki)

Kaluoy pud. Pero unsa man ning tiguwanga nga 79 na unya ang barkada 16 anyos? 

Ni Darrel A. Carumba/WC (Banat) Updated March 24, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Gituohang gitulis ug pagkahuman gipatay sa wala hiilhing kriminal ang 79 anyos nga mag-uuma kansang mga ngipon nangapupo ug nabuak ang nawong nga napalgan didto sa kalibunang bahin sa barangay Tubod, Duguan, lungsod sa Dumanjug niadtong Martes sa alas 9:00 sa gabii.

Ang biktima mao si Feloteo Largo, 79, minyo, usa ka mag-uuma ug nagpuyo sa maong lugar.

Si SPO1 Florencio Carreon sa Dumanjug Police Station mibutyag sa Banat News nga ang biktima nananghid nga moadto sa tindahan ni Tonette Dalocanog nianang alas 4:00 sa hapon aron pagbayad sa iyang utang.

Apan didto giingong nakig-inum kini sa iyang mga barkada nga sila si Aristio Lopez Jr., 16, ug sa helper sa tindahan nga si Tata Calago ug mga alas 9:00 na sa gabii migikan aron mopauli sa ilang balay.

Apan samtang naglakaw ang biktima nga nag-inusara paingon sa ilang balay, gisundan kini sa kriminal ug pag-abot sa mingaw nga dapit gitulis kini ug pagkahuman gipusposan sa kahoy nga dos por dos hinungdan nga nabuak ang nawong niini ug nangalubo ang ngipon.

Gituohang gitulis ang biktima pagkahuman gipatay tungod kay nahanaw ang kwarta niini nga P800 nga diha sa iyang beltbag ug ang patay’ng lawas niini giguyod ngadto sa kasagbutan duol sa usa ka puno-an sa lubi.

Gihulagway sa kapolisan nga gawas nga nabuak ang nawong, nalubyok usab   ang ulo niini ug may mga samad pa sa luyong bahin sa ulo nga maoy nakaingon sa hinanaling kamatayon niini.

Sa paghimo ning balita padayon pa ang manhunt operation sa kapolisan pagtino sa tawong mipatay sa biktima.   - BANAT NEWS

Hmm, di jud diay angay sa long distance kon maohon, pwede ra para tuyoktuyok sa usa ka dangaw nga hacienda...

Careful guardian?

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
salamat gyod nga way nakuhaan.  lain na pod untang salida.

Double feature diay...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 24, 2011, 08:12:06 PM
At the same time, Lacierda also said that major structures in the country are strong enough to withstand earthquakes because of a very good building code being adopted in the Philippines.

Di ba kaha ni mahulog sa salig ayaw laum...

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.

Nganong wa na may laing kapilian? Please explain.

Hmm, ano ba hang diperhengsya sang boog kag nana gid man?

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 24, 2011, 04:07:12 PM
Love is difficult, you have to give some time for it in order to know what love really means.

(amomimos)

Love is difficult, you have to give some time to know what love really means for you to know what to order for your loved one in a fancy restaurant.

(amomimos jongyor)

Indi ako na ya, may naa ko laktos ingtolirangs haw...

Tatlo Bitaya uta pitot...

Ind so ay pis di paynal kortin...

Tirs on may pilo, pin in may hart, kos op yu...

Sampak gid hang analisis mo to ya...

Tangkag hang ilom...

Hibing kang wit...

Ako tawon, thankcue ray timo...

Ano gid man hang klase sang shik nga saging To Bol, latungdang o lakatang o kargaba...

Sang sulod ka pa gid sang tiritoryo hang Pinas haw, indi pa gid tinugpo ang idro ya.