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Are they Pinays? Na, nagbug-no nato!
Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2007, 05:34:36 AM
Managti-ayon ga away !...
HUSBAND: Animal ka!
WIFE: Hayop ka!
HUSBAND: Satanas!
WIFE: **** ka!
HUSBAND: Peste ka!
WIFE: Bwisit ka!
HUSBAND: Punyeta ka!
WIFE: Boang ka!
HUSBAND: Leche ka!
WIFE: Pisot!
HUSBAND: Ah, wa'y tinud-anay.
Quote from: Barbaro on September 18, 2007, 03:38:59 AM
Kulas:Nay!namatay na si Nong Tomas.....
nanghingugmo!
Inahan:nanghingugmo lang unya namatay?
Kulas: o, Nay!
Gipahid man gud niya ang iya kugmo sa
Kurente!
:'(sa kinatawa nanglanggot ahong sip-on ..thanks God not kugmo. Thanks Barbaro...you made my day...
Quote from: Ginger on September 18, 2007, 04:21:27 AM
hahahahaha
tita bams, niay bag-ong term nga tagalog...
NAMUTAWI....u know what this mean?


Quote from: ben on September 14, 2007, 04:40:46 PM
Thething is why Panglao was chosen as the spot to build the airport? Anyone know the official reasoning behind that?
I'm thinking - land is expensive there, plus you need some separation between resort area and airport because of exhaust and sound pollution.


Quote from: Bambi on September 02, 2007, 05:17:22 AMSorry........made a mistake. I am not rich!
I am rich Mohandis, I am not a man but we are just in love, that is the reason.
Only rich in love and affection.
from Bambi for being safe now!
and
Vasegundo! Ready for take off!
.......u like it?
Had given this answer because the sound and how was personally observed, staring repeatedly up and down.
Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on July 19, 2007, 11:17:36 PM
THE STORY
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. "I want a divorce!" I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, "Why"? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer, she had lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew.
I didn't love her anymore..I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly.
Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now. The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again. In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a months time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our brokenmarriage. This was agreeable to me.. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intentionwas explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with herin my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly, don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest.. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realised she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life tome. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday work-out made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily. Suddenly it hit me, .. she had buried so much pain and bitterness inher heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, it was just like our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore. She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realise that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and thenslammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property , the money in the bank, blah..blah.. blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage! If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you, but if you do, you just might save a marriage.
- Author unknown -
Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have done this have entertained angels without realizing it.
mail it here baby.......i'm hungry.Quote from: C2H4 on September 16, 2007, 04:56:21 AM
Bwahahaha! Miss Bambs, you're hilarious! I love you!
Nahilom lagi si Mr Mohandis, napalakan.
Quote from: teng on September 14, 2007, 12:59:06 PMHelloTeng!
daghan kaau Estillore sa Inabanga man.... ako Lofranco ako apelyido unya Bautista ako middle name....paryente jud ta C2 when pista sa inyo??? whahahaha kay mamista ko
really crazy-funny!
Quote from: junayag on September 16, 2007, 02:21:32 AM
kung duna unya ma reincarnatan nato.... pahibalo unya mo ha..?. hehehehe
ako daghan nang occasions nga na experience nako ang deja vu... hadlok gani ko tingalig duna unya ko sixth sense...
Ms Binsi and let us praise the Lord of giving you beauty and talent.
Have a nice day!
you will feel younger with their non.stop sexy compliments.
Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 16, 2007, 02:29:04 AM
FYI...angels doesnt have a gender! unsaon man nako pag jerjer ana!
they have all long white dresses, I guess.
....too handsome or you were just too nervous? hope the hamburger had helped you being relieved. more dates Day and then you will be practised.
., ..it is your own business and you can do everything in life in which makes you happy and satisfied, this is my opinion to this topic.
Quote from: Ginger on September 11, 2007, 11:21:38 PM
Mao ba, mi amiga Bambi?...hala! mahadlok raba ko tawo nga explosive...ma lisang ko!
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You have nothing to worry, my workmates even told me they never seen me angry...and that is true but...if someone hurted me in some other way without any reasonable means then I am a kind of a person........enemy until death. And this is my weakness...i am fighting for this.
Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 16, 2007, 02:21:03 AM
si manang bambina kay wala pa jud nakapa register sa frndster!
Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 14, 2007, 04:52:11 PM
i don't agree. i have gay friends (read: masculado and very straight) pero gays. i don't think sa action na makit-an... ilabina sa mga discreet.
pero action ra man pud na..masayop pud ta og judge oy...
Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 14, 2007, 03:00:00 AM
manang bambina! pwede ba diay sad na motilaw ko sa akong kaugalingong sperm cells? hahahahahahaha!
Quote from: C2H4 on September 15, 2007, 12:11:30 PM
Ikaw tig hungit ni Ms bambs, unya ako'y tig hilot sa iyang legs kung kapoy na gikan laag
ngek wa uroy ka malipong perti man gjod dahong tirik-tirik mga Inday...that was one of my sexercises..it helps feeling younger. It was for me a piece of heaven!
Quote from: C2H4 on September 15, 2007, 11:19:02 AM
Nindota nimo Ms Bambs!
Na libot naman nimo ang world...
mo apply ko'g yaya nimo Ms Bambs beh, ako lang tig-alsa sa imong bagahe
Basta imo kung ubanon kung asa ka mo laag
Ginger......where are you girl? Balong gimingaw na nimo gjod!
don't resign ..head up!
God Bless you and your Family!
Quote from: Barbaro on September 15, 2007, 06:43:13 AM
I think this relates a lot to the age of the women. If they're about 30 and single, especially over here, then friendship with them can be a little difficult, in my own experience."
Then both 'friends' have an ulterior motive.
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Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2007, 12:37:39 AM
Hahaha did you??? you must be really good 'te. Last night tho, we had professionals come to teach us some basics---really great. But yea here's a good snap of my partner after i snapped her on the 5th turn
Her hands were way too soft--so i had to becareful on twisting--
Quote from: Happy on September 15, 2007, 04:57:34 AM
About the question, unsa man nga first date, kada guy or sa first date nako sa akong bana? Ubay-ubay (dili bohol ha), man siin tong akong nauyab sa una
Quote from: Barbaro on September 14, 2007, 05:59:41 PM
ANDIR-DI-SAYA
Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsa’y andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasaba-an ang akong misis!
Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamlantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug “UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!
Quote from: balong on September 15, 2007, 10:39:34 AM
unics, martilyo = o tin.derang maganda, iniibig kita
agi ug tubag ni bambi, tinood nang ang mga pinoy sheman dili mag medyas. kahinomdom ko sa ahong amigo nga nasira. we were already on the way back to the states gikan sa korea. na pawot ang panit sa o nga gamay sa ahong amigo. makita na ang onod sa ilawom. ajo gani kay dool pa mi sa korea. 1 day pa ming nag navigate. unja swerte na lang kay na bali ang boom sa barko. we had to go back to korea for repairs. natambalan ahong amigo. kay ug wa pa, potol ang o. wa na madala sa penicillin sa medicine cabinet sa barko.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 15, 2007, 08:15:34 AM
dis a man na Bams???


Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 15, 2007, 05:17:27 AM
not possible gyud labina if gwapa ang babae! if panget ang babae, medyo possible pa! ahahahahaha!



Quote from: C2H4 on September 14, 2007, 11:49:59 AM
Dong Bran, I'm so proud of you!
Esp. nga cut-throat kaayo ang competition for a place in med school...
Dodong, when your Ate Belle and I are old and gray, you will treat our arthritis, incontinence, restless legs sydrome and all other ailments, free of charge ha?

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:58:13 PM
nothing can compare the feeling of being here than anywhere else...
Might meet you guys!
I will also post mine next !
it is their style, di ba?
Quote from: jules_unicode on September 14, 2007, 09:32:12 PM
hahaha...kuyawan nang interview nimo ana Bambi.....morag takilid ang result sa interview ana dah.
Quote from: asianfairy on September 14, 2007, 02:18:12 PM
Moabot ra ang panahon nga naa napod ay para padako sa penis. Parehas god silicon breast basin naa nasab maimbento nga silicon penis.
.inat.inata lang kada-adlaw, ok?
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: C2H4 on September 14, 2007, 09:51:35 AM
Korek!
Fidelity jud. No sharing.
I've discovered pud nga dapat mag complement inyong sense of humor. Couples must laugh at and with each other.
Ug di na gjod madala ug katawa ang partner.........gitikon na lang![]()