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Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:03:21 PM
kini akong pilion.  di sa tanang panahon makapukpok kog tirador, yeheeee.

Aw, kon gusto kag high heels doubling as weapon, pili ani nila...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 05:08:06 PM
dili ko kamao, dugay ni sya lutoon. Nagpangutana bitaw ko sa mga Pakistani kay sila maayo moluto niani. almost one day ang kinahanglan just to prepare that one recipe.

Sabagay, angay man pud tingali ni panagsaan kaonon kay morag perti man sa cholesterol...

Bwahaha!

Hmm, wa bay plano ang SM nga manimpalad sa Bohol?

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on April 11, 2011, 11:15:06 PM
During the Davao Ecocrafts store soft launching and logo unveiling recently, DOT Regional Director Arturo P. Boncato, Jr. said the Davao Ecocrafts store was geared towards changing the landscape of the region’s hospitality.

He he, nindot jud hinuon paminawon ang rhetoric aning bureaucrats...

Backyard farming ra may solusyon aning problemaha...

Bwahaha! 

Follow the leader...

Henry Ford hired an efficiency expert to go through his plant. He said, "Find the nonproductive people. Tell me who they are, and I will fire them!"

The expert made the rounds with his clipboard in hand and finally returned to Henry Ford's office with his report. "I've found a problem with one of your administrators," he said. "Every time I walked by, he was sitting with his feet propped up on the desk. The man never does a thing. I definitely think you should consider getting rid of him!" When Henry Ford learned the name of the man the expert was referring to, Ford shook his head and said, "I can't fire him. I pay that man to do nothing but think - and that's what he's doing."


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Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 16, 2011, 01:53:39 AM
Kinabuhi nga islahanon ay malipayon. Kamingaw oi nice kaayo ang payag nga ang background dagat. Karemember man pud ko ani sa amoa.

Kahinumdom man lang ta ani nga lateral thinking puzzle (OK, it's rather silly):

There was an empty room in the middle of the desert. There was a rope hanging from the ceiling, a man's head in the knot, a warm puddle under his dead body. What happened?

Quote from: islander on April 03, 2011, 12:46:12 AM
the latter is maintained by the order of the discalced agustinians (oad). 

Discalced? Mora man nig kombinasyon sa discarded or scalded... 

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 11:30:39 PM
wrong spelling tingali ning buwan ani o pista ba kaha sa usa ka baryo, di sa lungsod kay ang pista sa dimiao september 10 man, ang feast day ni san nicolas de tolentino.

Pista man tingali sa Bauhugan ang gihisgotan...

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 11:18:39 PM
aha mao diay ering na pic ni Hubs kay taga de meow man na siya hahaha

sakpan ang sekwet ni botoy 

Bwahaha! Ayawg saba kay magpermihan ra ba ko sa kasikbit nga lungsod kay mopalit og ginamos...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 04:18:59 AM
2,5oo-3,ooopHp

Hmm, para ma nis nagbaguod og Euro presyoha...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 07:00:13 PM
sosyales da,naka rolex man,,he,he,he,kompiyansa nig suroy2x sa syudad ma potol jod ning kagat ani,,he,he,he,,

He he, unya kay naa man ni siyay bodyguards. Dia ra, ay...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 10:06:54 PM
supportahan kita? 

kung liligaya ka sa piling ng iba..la la la (ops kanta man diay na?)

Susuportahan mo ang itlog ko?

Di ba naay danger sa histoplasmosis tungod aning poultry farms?

Quote from: junjun on April 13, 2011, 09:53:28 PM
Gi txkan ko sa ako kanhi estudyante nga taga Adlawan, unsay angay buhaton sa daghang langaw ug ang makalipong nga pahumot sa ilang lugar nga nganlan natong ITI, ako gireplayan nga paggama mug complain nya ipada sa DENR. Iyang tubag, MAHADLOK man mga tawo sir kay unjang dubtan, dili pwede ikaw complain sir? I was uddenly hit by a torpedo of mixed emotions, I was sad because I failed to develop my student, I was angry to the concerned brgay and local officials for not intervening the very ovious problem, but at the end mingkatawa ko kay namuot ko, that poultry is operated by the mayor and vice-gov's family, yet they won landslide sa place.

Wa pa jud diay masulbad ning problemaha? 

Nicolo Paganini was a well-known and gifted nineteenth century violinist. He was also well known as a great showman with a quick sense of humor. His most memorable concert was in Italy with a full orchestra. He was performing before a packed house and his technique was incredible, his tone was fantastic, and his audience dearly loved him. Toward the end of his concert, Paganini was astounding his audience with an unbelievable composition when suddenly one string on his violin snapped and hung limply from his instrument. Paganini frowned briefly, shook his head, and continued to play, improvising beautifully.

Then to everyone's surprise, a second string broke. And shortly thereafter, a third. Almost like a slapstick comedy, Paganini stood there with three strings dangling from his Stradivarius. But instead of leaving the stage, Paganini stood his ground and calmly completed the difficult number on the one remaining string.


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Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 04:42:50 PM
parang aroz valenciana sa Filipino food, pero ang templada may similar to Indian food.

maayo sila moloto sa karning Kanding ug Karnero ang sarap galing subrang mahal. Kabsang manok mao ray makaya sa bulsa, about 400. pesos ang order sa Kabsa'ng Goat meat ang halo.

Hmm, di diay ka kahibawo moluto ani, Bay Vist? Or at least imbis mopalit og luto na daan, imong mga kaubang Pinoy mao na lay moluto para makamenos sa gasto...

Deconstructing Harry

Woody Allen's Harry Block takes the elevator to Hell, which manages to include some sinners Dante didn't specify: "Floor Five: Subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics. Floor Six: right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television. Floor Seven: The Media. Sorry, that floor is all filled up. Floor Eight: escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA." After a run-in with his father, Harry has a chat with the devil character (Billy Crystal), who offers to turn on the air conditioning ("it f___s up the ozone layer").

South Park

As cartoon creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker would have it, Hell is a place where Satan and Saddam Hussein are lovers. The 1999 movie South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut arrived in theaters two years after the series debuted on Comedy Central.

Devil Robot

In Fox's animated show Futurama, the characters occasionally go to Robot Hell, the entrance to which is located in New Jersey. In one episode, Bender (right) is confronted by the Robot Devil and tormented in a series of punishments, such as being rolled into a giant cigar and smoked.

Nine Lives

In Heavenly Puss, a 1949 Tom and Jerry short, Tom demonstrates his feline ability to survive death â€" well in his dreams, at least. Tom imagines that he is squashed to death by a piano in one of his epic fights with little Jerry. When he reaches heaven's gate, he is refused entry because of his cruelty to his rodent enemy. In order to be admitted to heaven, he must get Jerry to sign a certificate of forgiveness. Jerry, of course, is dismissive and toys with Tom, but eventually signs to keep bulldog devil Spike from snatching Tom away to hell. It's too late, though, and the stairs to heaven disappear. Luckily, Tom wakes up.

Blake's Prophetic Book

The English poet, artist and engraver William Blake created Jerusalem, The Emanation of the Giant Albion between 1804 and 1820. It was the longest and the last of his prophetic books, in which he created his own personal mythology and mixed it with biblical history. The epic poem illustrates the fall and eventual salvation of Albion, the universal human. The plate above â€" one of the 100 included in Jerusalem â€" depicts the characters Vala, Hyle and Skofeld.

Judge Not

Tourists crowd into the Sistine Chapel for its ceiling, but also for its altar wall, home to Michelangelo's "The Last Judgment." The towering fresco, completed in 1541, was painted under Pope Paul III. The detail above, from the lower right corner of the wall, show where the damned descend after being judged by Christ. After the Pope's master of ceremonies criticized this genitalia-inclusive "Last Judgment" as inappropriate, Michelangelo painted him in as Minos, a judge of Hell, encircled by a serpent and fitted with the ears of an ass.

One of Three

No, surreal as it is, it's not a Dalí, and it's far removed from the 20th century. Flemish painter Hieronymus Bosch created the massive triptych "The Garden of Earthly Delights" c. 1500. The Hell scene (a portion of which is shown above) is just the right panel of the 7-by-13-ft. (220 by 390 cm) piece, the left panel of which features a much more placid environment: Adam and Eve in Eden. Both that and the center panel â€" depicting those earthly pleasures â€" are full of light; Bosch warns, though, that darkness, and all its attendant horrors, is just across the border. Packed with detail and symbolism, Madrid's Prado calls it "one of his most enigmatic works."

Gilded Manuscript

Prayer book The Hours of Catherine of Cleves was commissioned for Catherine of Cleves in 1430 when she was to marry Arnold, Duke of Guelders. With its 157 miniatures, The Hours is considered the greatest Dutch illuminated manuscript in the world. It was taken apart in the 19th Century and rebound incorrectly into two volumes. Here, an angel releases souls from purgatory.

The Inferno

In the 14th century, Florentine Dante Alighieri brought together biblical, mythological, historical, and contemporary figures in his Inferno, the cultural influence of which can hardly be overstated. The Inferno, the first part of his epic poem, La Divina Commedia, has Virgil (who described the underworld in the Aeneid) guiding Dante through nine circles of a Christian Hell. As he spirals down, he sees all sorts of those who have sinned â€" adulterers, murderers, traitors â€" and their awful corresponding torments.


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Quote from: bugsay on April 16, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
v - vungoton..

...nga vaki?

Quote from: bugsay on April 16, 2011, 03:06:58 PM
mura'g duna gyud na siya'y kalainan...pero ig-agaw ra na sila...

Quote from: islander on April 16, 2011, 03:31:25 PM
unsa man ning pagkaparyenteha diay nila?  mapalabilabihon ang usa?

Hmm, "tusok" is more appropriate for the active voice; "tusak" for the passive. Sakto ba?

Quote from: islander on April 16, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
salamat, bugz.  unsaon, sa akong binasa kamo man ni hubz ang kuyaw magbinisaya dinhi ani nga forum.  pareha ra diay ning tusak ug tusok, maoy akong sabot nimo.  depende ra diay ni kun unsay tripping sa gasuwat o gasulti, girl ba (tusak) o boy (tusok).

Hmm, morag walhon mag gamay ning komplimentoha. Mas kahibawo lang kog half-shot nimo, Ms. Isle, kay pure Bol-anon man ko, di parehas nimo nga naay superpowerdom nga naglatay sa kaugatan...

Quote from: islander on April 16, 2011, 02:37:17 PM
karon pa ko makakita ug amahan nga nahuwasan hinoon nga namatay ra gyod iyang anak, matod sa akong amiga.   

Nahuwasan to siya nga dili na siya mismo ang mipakgang sa binuhatan sa iyang anak...

Quote from: islander on April 16, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
morag wa pa gani intawoy diskumpiyado.  wa ba kaha pod ning biktima hilaki? 

magkasungayan ning tawo, naa pa man pod tingaliy maayong gawi niya nga nagpanghipi pero motimawtimaw ginagmay, sama sa thoughtfulness sa iyang kabanay.  di ba kaha makahinumdom ang iyang pamilya aning ginagmay nga kaayo mao nga mahilakan ang iyang pagpanaw bisag gamay? 

Malagmit mahinumdoman sa daklit apan dag-on lang gihapon sa nagpatigbabaw nga kasalbahis...

Quote from: bugsay on April 16, 2011, 01:53:51 PM
wa nay magpabadlong...

Morag wa ra bay nahinugon...

Aw, kon maayong molugpit...

Quote from: bugsay on April 16, 2011, 01:28:23 PM
may lang unta'g si bai Tigs ang first customer kay aron di na mangitag ikaduha ngadto's ika 16 ang baje...

Hmm. Matagbaw ang baje pero di mag matagbaw ang kahangol sa bugaw, mao nga malagmit patrabahoon gihapon...

Quote from: bugsay on April 16, 2011, 01:26:12 PM
gigutom man tingale ka bai Hubs...

He he, nag-diet man gud ko kay dako na kaayo ning akong tiyan. Picture na lay ako ani...

Mangutana tang Bay Vist kon unsay lami ani...

By Alice Park
Monday, Apr. 11, 2011
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The very language of love is painful: you have a crush; you're swept off your feet; your heart is broken. This turns out not to be poetic license: according to the latest research, the brain doesn't distinguish much between the extreme emotional pain of social rejection and the physical pain of injury. Both experiences can activate the same neural pathways, which is why when your lover dumps you, it can hurt in a real, visceral way.

Previous studies have documented the overlap in brain activity between emotional and physical pain, but those focused mainly on the regions that layer on feelings about bodily pain--that is, the "I don't want to feel that again" response after we stub a toe. Until now, no studies linked purely emotional sources of pain like heartache or grief with the neural networks that register, say, the sting of a burned hand.

For the new study, scientists recruited 40 volunteers who were recently and abruptly rejected by their partners. Using functional MRI images, the researchers showed that when the jilted participants looked at pictures of their exes, their brains engaged the same pain circuits that lit up when they were probed with a heat sensor (equivalent to holding a hot cup of coffee). The researchers think the intensity of the subjects' emotional hurt activated the brain's sensory pain pathways that are normally tapped only by physical stimuli such as a slap or searing heat.

What does this mean for treating the pain of rejection? Unfortunately, antidotes for physical discomfort, like aspirin, probably won't help the lovelorn much, since any reminder of the ex simply reignites the suffering. So for now, time may still be the most powerful healer. But these findings at least suggest that the hurt isn't entirely in your head.

Kabsa is a family of rice dishes that are served mostly in Saudi Arabia â€" where it is commonly regarded as a national dish â€" and the other Arab states of the Persian Gulf. Kabsa, though, is believed to be indigenous to Yemen.

These dishes are mainly made from a mixture of spices, rice (usually long-grain basmati), meat and vegetables. There are many kinds of kabsa and each kind has a uniqueness about it. Pre-mixed kabsa spices are now available under several brand names. These reduce preparation time but may have a flavour distinct from traditional kabsa. The spices used in kabsa are largely responsible for its taste; these are generally black pepper, cloves, cardamom, saffron, cinnamon, black lime, bay leaves and nutmeg. The main ingredient that accompanies the spices is the meat, such as chicken, goat, lamb, camel, or sometimes beef, fish, and shrimp.

The meat or fish is first grilled or barbecued after being marinated, but sometimes the marinated meat is browned with some onions along with spices, then water is added and the liquid drained off to add to the rice, the meat is browned further and served. The rice is then cooked in meat stock with various spices and onion and placed in a mound with the meat on top.

Kung fu squirrel...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 04:17:04 AM
kon dli daily ug makalimot,just watch after 3days  nga...dli matusok inyong dila :-))

Bwahaha! Mora diayg steel brush. Tuod no, kay baga ra ba ni silang buhok...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 12:16:47 AM
sure na sure nga shaved ang iyaha kay mao nay ilang sulondon ug sa school gitudlo ni nila. nasayud lang ko niini kay may booklet kong nabasa bahin sa ilang tulomanon.

Hmm, pwede ta mo-apply nga maoy tig-shave, Bay Vist? Total, dato man ni sila, unya gamay ra pud ang sweldo nga akong pangayoon...

The vegetable is also known as Malabar Spinach, Ceylon Spinach or the red vine. The stem is purplish (shade of red) and succulent with heart shape leaves. It bears green to dark red fruits (correct me if I am wrong).

The young leaves are popular vegetable stuff. It can be boiled (boil until cooked and discard water), used as salad ingredient and other dishes like ginisa.

The plant is also popular for its medicinal properties. Growing it in your garden is a nice idea.

1)  A good source of essential nutrients. Excellent source of calcium, iron, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Vitamin B and iron.

2) Contain saponins that act as phytochemicals. Fights cancer and other diseases.

3) Roots are employed as rubefacient â€" a medicine for external application that produces redness of the skin.

4) Roots are also used as poultice to reduce local swellings.

5) The sap can be applied to acne areas to eliminate irritation.

6) The sap has a softening or soothing effect especially to the skin.

7) A diuretic.

8 ) A mild laxative.

9) Pulped leaves are applied to boils, ulcers and abscesses.

10) Leaf juice with sugar is effective for inflammation of the nose and throat with increased production of mucus. Also used to treat gonorrhea and balanitis

11) Leaf juice with butter has a soothing effect on burns and scalds.

12) Stem and leaf extract can cure habitual headache.

13) Fruits maybe used as cheeks and lips make-up and dye.

14) Good source of fibers.


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Pwede pud ni tambal...



ALUGBATI

Basella alba L. Family Basellaceae

Other Names. Alugbati (Bisaya); Alugbati, libato, grana (Tagalog); Ilaibakir (Ilokano); Arogbati (Bicol); Dundula-sulu, malabor, nightshade, vine spinach (English).

Appearance. A succulent, branched, smooth, twining herbaceous vine. Stems are green or purplish. Leaves are succulent, ovate or heartshaped, stalked tapering to a pointed tip, and cordate at the base. Flowers are pink. Fruits are fleshy, stalkless, ovoid or nearly spherical and purple when mature. Propagated and grows easily by cuttings. When pruned, the plants grow more elegantly and remain short.

Internal use: Used as salad and for other food preparation as nutritive vegetable. Blanched leaves used as mild laxatives.

External use: Roots,stems and leaves used as poultice to reduce local swelling and give cooling effect on affected area.


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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 16, 2011, 12:18:25 PM
Dugang pa ni Inspector Morpos nga ang mga sakop sa pamilya sa biktima mitug-an nga ang namatay ilang giisip nga badlongon sa ilang pamilya ug gani magsulod ug gawas na lamang kini sa bilanggoan ug tulo ka tuig na usab ang nakalabay nga wala na kini mahiuli sa ilang balay. (BANATNEWS)

Gihipos na lang diay...

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog (Banat) Updated April 16, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Natusak sa bala ang lawas sa usa ka tawo nga    gipusil patay sa wala hiilhing kriminal didto sa bukirang bahin sa sitio Tuburan sa barangay Tawason, dakbayan sa Mandaue.

Si Inspector Ramil Morpos, homicide chief sa Mandaue City Police Office (MCPO) miila sa biktima nga si Harold Seno Oporto, 38, taga sitio Bacayan, barangay Talamban sa dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Matud pa ni Morpos nga ang barangay tanod sa Tawason nga si Jovy Bonlosan maoy unang nakadiskubre sa patay’ng lawas sa biktima dihang nahiagi kini sa maong lugar ug maoy mipahibalo sa ilang buhatan.

Ang biktima may unom ka mga samad pinusilan sa iyang tiyan ug uban pang bahin sa kalawasan nagbuy-od sa kasagbutang bahin sa maong lugar.

Dugang pa niya nga wala sila makakaplag og kabhang sa mga bala sa armas nga gigamit sa pagpatay sa biktima busa nagtuo sila nga igo lang kining gilabay sa maong lugar.

Si Inspector Morpos miingon   ang biktima giila sa iyang mga kabanay kinsa nasayud sa hitabo dihang nabaniog na sa ilang palibot ang balita kalabot sa tawong gipusil patay.

Dugang pa ni Inspector Morpos nga ang mga sakop sa pamilya sa biktima mitug-an nga ang namatay ilang giisip nga badlongon sa ilang pamilya ug gani magsulod ug gawas na lamang kini sa bilanggoan ug tulo ka tuig na usab ang nakalabay nga wala na kini mahiuli sa ilang balay. (BANATNEWS)

Basin banhawon si Rizal sama nga naay gustong banhawon si Marcos...

Kini hinuon, sayon jud tinuod ang pagsuksok...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 16, 2011, 11:57:42 AM
Gihulagway ni Santander nga ang 16-anyos nga dalagita nga ‘in-demand’ kaayo sa kalalakin-an sanglit matag gabii dili mominos napulo ngadto sa 16 ka mga lalaki ang mogamit kaniya.

Luoya. Kon napulo ngadto sa 16 unya pulos gutom sa unod, lisod kahimtanga... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 16, 2011, 11:57:05 AM
Matud ni Santander nga ang IJM maoy nakadawat og impormasyon kabahin sa maong dalagita nga nag-antos tungod sa pagbugaw kaniya ngadto sa mga gutom sa unod maong aduna na kini karoy sakit.

Basta mga gutom sa unod malagmit nagdalag sakit...

Gihulagway ni Santander nga ang 16-anyos nga dalagita nga ‘in-demand’ kaayo sa kalalakin-an sanglit matag gabii dili mominos napulo ngadto sa 16 ka mga lalaki ang mogamit kaniya.

Apan bisan sa kadaghan sa mga costumer sa dalagita matag gabii P500 ray ihatag kaniya sa magtiayong Ramos sumala pang Santander.

Ang magtiayong Ramos mireklamo nganong sila gyud ang gi-target sa kapulisan apan si Santander miinsister nga sila maoy labing dako diha sa Kamagayan nga nagnegosyo og mga babaye nga mugbo og lupad. Gani matud pang Santander nga ilaha na kining gironda sa nangaging buwan hinungdan nga giusab nila ang ilang ‘style’ sa pagpamugaw ug ipaagi nalang sa text o tawag sa ilang mga costumer.

Apan giklaro niini nga aduna pay laing target diha sa maong barangay nga ilang rondahon sa mosunod nga mga adlaw.

“The PNP are conducting seriously in Human Trafficking, we are protecting the rights of the woman specially minors,” matud pang Santander. Atol sa operasyon nakakuha usab ang kapulisan og duha ka box sa condom.

Giandam na sa kapulisan ang kaso nga kalapasan sa R.A 9208 (Anti Human Trafficking) nga walay gitugot nga piyansa batok sa mga dinakpan samtang gidungog ang husay sa maong kaso. Si Ricardo sa pakighinabi sa Banat News miangkong usa siya ka ex-convict apan mihimakak nga nagnegosyo siya og mga babaye ug padayong miinsister nga imnanan ug computer nga ‘piso-piso’ ra ang iyang panginabuhian.

Iya usab gihimakak nga dunay entrapment nga nahitabo sanglit wala siya makadawat og kwarta gikan sa kapulisan. Nagtuo hinuon si Ricardo nga gisuyaan siya sa iyang mga silingan tungod kay kusog kaayo ang iyang vediokihan panahon sa gabii hinungdan nga siya gipasanginlan nga bugaw. (EIM) (BANATNEWS)

Ni Rey Pasaporte (Banat) Updated April 16, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Naluwas ang usa ka 16-anyos nga menor de edad nga babaye gikan sa magtiayong gipasanginlang pugsanong ‘mibugaw’ kaniya atol sa entrapment operation sa kapulisan sa mga sakop sa City Intelligence Branch (CIB) sa Cebu City Police Office (CCPO) sa miaging alas 8:45 sa gabii diha sa sudlonon nga bahin sa barangay Kamagayan siyudad sa Sugbu.

Ang maong operasyon inabagan sa International Justice Mission (IJM) ug Department of Social Welfare and Development (DSWD).

Si Liza dili tinuod ang pangan lumad nga taga Leyte anaa karun gikustodiya sa DSWD Central Visayas.

Samtang ang magtiayong nadakpan sa entrapment mao si Ricardo ‘Alyas’ Cardo’ Ramos, 53, ug asawa niining si Myrna, 48, nagpuyo sa nahisgutang lugar samtang gipangita pa ang laing usa nga giingong apil sa mibugaw sa biktima.

Si Chief Insp. Romeo Santander, hepe sa CIB nga nahinabi sa mga tigbalita nagkanayon ang ilang operasyon inabagan sa IJM ug DSWD tipik ug kabahin kini sa ilang kampanya sa Human Trafficking dinhi sa dakbayan sa Sugbu.

Matud ni Santander nga ang IJM maoy nakadawat og impormasyon kabahin sa maong dalagita nga nag-antos tungod sa pagbugaw kaniya ngadto sa mga gutom sa unod maong aduna na kini karoy sakit.

Nagkanayon si Santander subay sa gihimo   nilang pakisusi nasuta nga ang magtiayong Ramos dunay videokihan ug imnanan ug kun ganahan mangabang og babaye naa dayoy ikahatag ang magtiayong Ramos.

Matud ni Santander mipadala sila og decoy niadtong higayona ug nangita kunohay og batan-ong babaye nga nagpangidaron og 16-anyos ug sa dihang nagkasinabot sa presyo ang ilang decoy gitunol dayon ang P2 mil nga may ultra violet powder ngadto kang Ricardo ug gihatag dayon ang bata aron pasakyon unta sa ilang sakyanan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 16, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
Apan ang suspetsado kinsa naupsan sa pailob, miundang sa sinukliay sa mga hait nga pulong ug milanit sa iyang armas de fuego dayong pusil sa biktima nga maoy nakapaundang sa ilang lalis.

Epektibo kaayong paagiha...

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog (Banat) Updated April 16, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Naangol ang usa ka tawo kinsa giulo pagpusil sa gikaduwa niya sa billiard didto sa sitio Camase, barangay Pajo, dakbayan sa Mandaue sa miaging gabii.

Ang biktima mao si Jerson Eraclio, hingkod nga nagpuyo sa maong dapit, samtang ang suspek mao usab si Raul Peonti, hingkod ug lumad nga taga barangay Curba, lungsod sa Carmen.

Si PO2 Carlos Baluado sa homicide section sa kapolisan sa maong dakbayan miingon nga samtang nagduwa og billiard ang duha kalit lang mitumaw ang ilang panaglalis.

Apan ang suspetsado kinsa naupsan sa pailob, miundang sa sinukliay sa mga hait nga pulong ug milanit sa iyang armas de fuego dayong pusil sa biktima nga maoy nakapaundang sa ilang lalis.

Nahilom ang biktima kay giulo pagpusil sa suspetsado ug bisan ang mga nakasaksi wala dayon makalihok human sa maong hitabo.

Gihatod dayon ngadto sa Lapulapu City District Hospital ang biktima apan gibalhin usab dayon kini ngadto sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center sa dakbayan sa Sugbo samtang ang suspetsado dali kaayong nakasibat human sa hitabo. Sa pagkakaron gipangita na sa kapolisan ang suspek. (WC) (BANATNEWS)

Ni Lesley Caminade-Vestil (Banat) Updated April 16, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Nakugang nalang ang mga residente sa sitio Tinanan barangay Sirao ning dakbayan human mapalgi ang gitagod-tagod nga rebolto ni Sr. Sto. Niño sulod sa ilang kapilya.

Sa report sa ABS-CBN Central Visayas, usa ka Margie Entong ang mibutyag nga ang iyang anak maoy nakadiskubre sa pagkawagtang sa maong rebolto sa altar nga nahimutangan niini sa ilang kapilya.

Tungod niini dali niyang gipangita ang maong rebolto sa palibot ug nakugang nalang sila dihang ila kining napalgan nga putol na ang ulo ug daghan ang tinigbasan sa lawas niini.

Dako ang pagtuo sa mga residente sa maong barangay nga gituyo sa pagtagod-tagod ang imahen ni Sr. Sto. Niño ug posibleng gihimo kini sa miaging gabii nga walay makakita.

Nasayran usab nga niadtong tuig 2009 nahitabo usab ang susamang pagpunggot sa tulo ka imahen sa mao gihapong kapilya nga mao ang imahen ni Sr. Sto. Niño, imahen ni Birhen Maria ug imahen ni Sr. San Vicente.

Ang mga residente aduna nay gidudahang tawo nga maoy mibastos sa kasagrado sa ilang pagtuo ug ang mao gihapong tawo maoy ilang gisuspetsahang responsable sa nahitabo gihapong pagpamunggot sa imahen niadtong 2009. (BANATNEWS)

Adto ta mamakwit
Sa langob sa kwaknit.

Bwahaha!

A closed mouth gathers no foot. 

Naa baya puy pormag atay, dili kasingkasing...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 10:19:46 AM
buwad nga bakasi maoy uso sa Bohol pang palakas kay maoy abot kaya lang ang presyo galing kay tag-sa nalang makita gipangpakyaw sa mga Chinese nga negoyaste. Kong maadto ko sa Talibon mangita niini sa mercado.

Bakasi? Permi man ko mokaon ani kaniadto sa diha pa ko sa atoa, morag wa man lagi toy lahi nga epekto...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 10:11:42 AM
sa una bai matindi ang epikto sa nadugay na parang di motalab hehehehhe kaya ngita na sab laing klasi, pero ok sya.

Basin ang gipangita dili laing klase sa tabletas kon dili lain nga partner, bwahaha!

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 09:18:18 PM

Asenso na man lagi ning lantay sa imong Ate Scarb!

Kaniadto ingon ra man to ani...

"In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity."
-- http://www.tiger.com.np/

Kung anghel nga torta lami gid ini haw...

Dili paligsan sa St. Jude? 

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 10:01:17 AM
di ba diay to kabayo sa dagat nga sinunog.

Mamora diayg kabayo ang motomar? Wa ba kaha motomar ani si Bay Bugsay, daghan ra ba ni sa China...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 10:00:13 AM
nakasulay lang dili segi kay mahal. sulay sab mo sa product sa Spimaco nga Snafi - Tadalafil, cheaper.   

Unya unsa man, Bay Vist, lahutay jud?

Xüma ba kon xümpoon nato ang mga xülimbad og mata!

He he, under na sa "All Is Design"...

I dreamed a thousand new worlds, I woke and was happy to find myself in my old one.

Harmless, institutionalized eggs...





- nakaeskapo...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 02:30:21 AM
^_^  :-) °<☻â€" Apologies I just can’t help myself, if I’m not smiling or winking then I probably wouldn’t be writing anything at all ^_^I use these emoticons far too often :-(

By all means continue to do so. Thinking (and writing) in pictures is way more interesting than the preachifying and the the speechifying we stumble upon every now and then...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 02:27:05 AM
evening sign in..its friday...!

‘Sometimes, the right thing to say is nothing.,
   punctuated by a good, hard kick in the testicles’ â€" Lori Flood

He he, good thing for the frog, then, that its testicles don't hang out...

Rudolf Steiner (one-time Theosophist, and the founder of Anthroposophy) says much about the chakras that is unusual, especially that the chakra system is dynamic and evolving and is very different for modern people than it was in ancient times, and will in turn be radically different in future times. In contrast to the traditional eastern teachings, Steiner describes a sequence of development from the top down rather than the bottom up. This is the so called 'Christos Path' which has not always been available to humanity. [This is also revealed by Swami Sivananda in his book on Japa Yoga, Himalaya Press 1978. In which the Swami states that a yogi that practices Japa with only the Om and is successful at Mahasamyama {oneness with the object...in this case a Word being meditated on} becomes a direct disciple of that, the OM, the most Holy of all words/syllables { the same as the word of creation as recognized by the Torah, although this is not professed or quite possibly not even recognized by those of secular authority in either Judaism or Christianity} thus the yogi achieving this feat needs no Guru or Sat-guru* to achieve any Spiritual goal {*Archetype / Ascended Master i.e. A Krishna, a Rama, a Jesus, a Nanak a Buddha..et al.} and Swami Sivananda mentions that this yogi has a path that is, in all recognizable ways and manners, reverse that of other Yogis or Spiritual aspirants and their paths and those include all Christian ascetics, in that this spiritual aspirant then works through the chakras, mastering them from the crown down.

Shocking jud bitaw...

He he, lain na jud tingali kay gikan gud og 12-month tour...

The chakras are thought to vitalise the physical body and to be associated with interactions of a physical, emotional and mental nature. They are considered loci of life energy or prana, also called shakti, qi (Chinese; ki in Japanese), koach-ha-guf (Hebrew), bios (Greek) & aether (Greek, English), which is thought to flow among them along pathways called nadis. The function of the chakras is to spin and draw in this energy to keep the spiritual, mental, emotional and physical health of the body in balance. They are said by some to reflect how the unified consciousness of humanity (the immortal human being or the soul), is divided to manage different aspects of earthly life (body/instinct/vital energy/deeper emotions/communication/having an overview of life/contact to God). The chakras are placed at differing levels of spiritual subtlety, with Sahasrara at the top being concerned with pure consciousness, and Muladhara at the bottom being concerned with matter, which is seen simply as condensed, or gross consciousness. --Wiki

Kon makaya pa, uyon-uyonan lang gud ni sila...

I read somewhere na naay ingon ani sa States. Pero syarog di mausab ang iyang panglantaw sa kinabuhi...

At least gaan-gaan na kay basiyo na man, unya mokuha na man pud siyag laing botelya...

 by Wallace Stevens





It is true that the rivers went nosing like swine,
Tugging at banks, until they seemed
Bland belly-sounds in somnolent troughs,

That the air was heavy with the breath of these swine,
The breath of turgid summer, and
Heavy with thunder's rattapallax,

That the man who erected this cabin, planted
This field, and tended it awhile,
Knew not the quirks of imagery,

That the hours of his indolent, arid days,
Grotesque with this nosing in banks,
This somnolence and rattapallax,

Seemed to suckle themselves on his arid being,
As the swine-like rivers suckled themselves
While they went seaward to the sea-mouths.

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 02:18:04 AM
Thanks, mora sa porok tambayan ba, kon mawala ang isa magsunod pod kataop ang uban,kon naa napod mobalik,magdahonog sad tipon tingkawo ang uban. 

He he, matawag diayg kuyog-baki, este, kuyog-baboy... 

Ug  ang kalinaw naghari sa kalibotan...