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What an inspiration to live!

God will keep you always healthy and strong. Just keep on kicking and lessen the pickings!

Pohon malooy ang Ginoo ug pakabuhi on pa ta.

Quote from: fdaray on January 09, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
Do i look younger than my age.? I'm sweet sixty.

As I look at your picture Bai Felix, you still have a long way to go. I have not seen it in your palms but it is well pronounced by your ears.

No problem basta mangimbita sab ka inyong Golden Wedding.

Bai Lindy, belated birthday greetings from a late greeter! Hala oi dili diay late greeter. Medyo nalate lang ni! Sensya ka lang ha? Did you blow your candle and make a wish?

Hapit na Bai, sa sunod buwan na!

Quote from: Brownman on January 09, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
Wheewww, this is an interesting topic, piro magastus ang
kasal karun.

Bay Brownman, I civil wedding could help financially. Only you closest of friends may be invited as you guests.

Nilapas na sa Silver Bai Linds but still too far from a Golden Wedding celebration.

Asa man dapit sa Cubao inyoha? Naa koy agaw diha dool sa Farmers pero wa pa ko kaadto diha. Pwede mag MRT?

Pasa  kalye sa bai Wad, mura ug naigo kos bolas basketball.

Sige bai, iarrange ni nato. Anus a man kaha?

Unsa man bai Wad, mo Withdraw sa ko. This is my method of satisfying my partners.

Dandruff? Kaspa in local dialect? Kaspa being related to a persons sexual activity? Morag tinood na nga findings if 90% of the population is infested with this kind of fungi (not puday ha?). Very conservative estimate ang 90% kay ang 10% niana is reserved for the virgins. Then, ngano man nga kaspa man ang ilang tawag ini? Is it an intentional lingo coined to remove the malice of this finding? Or is it coined to lessen the impact of an insult to a person? Try to think with my observation:

To lessen an embrassment to a person or thing, call him or it as:

Ngi-bu  : for the the bungi
Bokal, Nawsi or Wapu: For the balds or upaw
Hakpa : Para sa mga pahak sa ulo
PaKas : para sa mga oversex nga kaspahon

The words Pakas(ta) and Pakas(al) are clearly connotative of ones sexual desire.

So, the cause of this dundruff thing has been known long before Procter and Gamble made their relevant researches. They may prove it right in the end but, I beg you please don't ever judge me as an oversexed DOM because I am bald! Believe it or not!

Gusto ko nang maminyo usab sa akong asawa! Tabang! Share anything from your experience and observations on how you percieve anyone getting married

Bay Cal, this just shows how resilient Boholanos are to penetrate anything under the sun.

Mao jod na sa atong politika ron. Puro pangako! Politicians don't have permanent friends and enemies, and promises before remain to be seen and could then be broken as the elections are nearing now. Tinood nga maglisod kaayo si Eric if Cesar pursued his dream of becoming one of Bohol's governors. Besides, this move would certainly widens the divisivess of GMA supporters in Bohol. Of course Cesar could ensure supports also from the oppositions because of his name in the entertainment industry being a caliver actor with Erap as the stallwart. And for that, GMAs plan suceeded which she thinks she gained a stronghold in the province. Infra projects of Bohol under Eric always get a nod  from Malacanyang for continuing funding that she declared Bohol as the tourist capital of the country. Well, at least Bohol is a clear beneficiary of this political move.

Gusto mo magpamasahe? Daghan diring Spas and Massage Parlors. Spending a day in a Spa is a reinvigorating experience, a perfect time to relax and re-enegize oneself after too much hassles living in a crowded city like Manila.

That was a previous arrangement with Cesar and Eric. During the latest national election, Cesar was really undecided to run for a sit in the Senate. He was eyeing then to run for governorship of Bohol against Eric. But they are of the same feather under GMA. Gloria convince Cesar not to run as governor against Eric. Instead, she prod Cesar to continue as one of her line-up in the Senatorial race. Win or lose, Cesar could aspire to run as governor of Bohol after the last term of Eric under GMAs political party.

For me as a parent, it would be un-Christian not to spare a rod in imposing discipline to erring and hard headed children. Striking a rod means a parental love to straighten a child to become a responsible citizen of the society we belong. Our family is the simplest form of social structure in a community. While the children are still at their growing age, they must be disciplined properly by the parents to prepare them how to face all the societal realities when they become mature and independent. The family foundation serves as the starting element in building a just, harmonious, and obedient people in a strong and peaceful society. Parental irresposibilities and neglect are identified as the root cause of  a chaotic society. A weak family upbringing snaps the thinner fiber of morality leading to breakdown and chaos among men.

I would like to be a cool blooded dolphin. I love to be always flipping and flirting in this wide wild world!

Master Bator (MB)?

Aysus...salamat sab ug daghan. Mao nay giingon nila, bootan kuno labi nag matulog!

O, dali ra man diay ka makat on bai! LOL

Sige ba! Asa man imong gusto? I'll take you there!

Love is wanting...

Mao gihapon, edad lang ang nagimprove.

O sige na nga. You won't accept it to be called that so. Pero you are such an amiable person.

I presume si Cesar na na.

Bay Felix, halos dungan lang tag eskwela diha!

Du ulike tueat ece cre-am?

Mao bitaw bai Linds. Unsaon man nato ni nga wa may mapailinan! Antos sa lang tag kinamote. Sus, kon ang utot nahimong chemical poisoning gas, tagsa nay mga Bol-anon ron nga nabilin.

Thanks Manay...di ra ba uso nako ang deodorant. Gusto mo natural flavor?

Sige, toss to the wounds that never heals!

Quote from: grazie7y on January 09, 2009, 03:39:00 PM
thanks!  pastilan cholesterol diay ani ba? hehehe

Di lang ni cholesterol Mam Grazie, pakapinan ka pa ug daghang uric acids!

With open arms!

Kanang nilagang laman loob sa kabaw! Sexual appetizer ni sa mga Batangenyo. Parehas ra ni sa Bolalo in preparations.

Lami ra ba sumsuman ang buwadsanga nga sinugba!

Paniudto: Kan on ug sabaw sa kulawo.

Ajaw jod kalimti imong passport Ral basig di na ka kauli!

Kini bai latin. 'Igusom, lactum, salatum'. Koot cum koot. Himas cum himas.

Fish be with you!

Naa ba na silay mga cubicle Wad?

Kamao lang ko mo wedo bai! At my age I am not! Nightclub operator pwede pa. Tagasara sa club.

Forget the tearfell when it's time for you to fall in bed! Hagok dayon mga kaliwat ni Helikopter!!!

Tubag Bohol is a vibrant avenue, a perfect route to sparing one's idle time in brain sharing and emotional bonding inasmuch that the members here are mostly from the same rooting and origin. At the rate at which world technologies are abounding, it is heartening to note that Boholanos are keeping pace with the trends, by becoming abreast with the modern gadgets particularly during this 'computer era' where seemingly all people from everywhere would be one without boundaries in communications. I could imagine the fulfillment of John Lennon in his song 'Imagine'. It is really inevitable virtually to 'imagine there's no country' and 'people living life in peace'. Yahoo, oooh...What a Cyber World to Come! Netizens of the Cyberworld, let us rejoice the existence of Tubag Bohol! Yahoo, oooh...'People say I am dreaming but I'm not the only one...'

Animal na kong daan. Ang akong Nanay ug Tatay tawag nila sa akin 'Animal' ka!

Political gimmickry! Part of a utilitarian view! He uses the Black Nazarene to entice people to vote for him because he is also a devotee.

Busy sa The Singing Bee!

Kilig to the bones!

Mao na nay mahitabo bai kay kusong kaajo mojugom ang katable. Kinahanglan nga imong hatagan ug kalingawan siya para makontrol.

Morag si Calle dire man sab sa Makati di ba? Calling Calle, EB ta pohon diri.

Modako ang imong bukton!

Lami jod nang Blue Cognac, pero ang nakalami pa jod kadtong katable nga way saplot.

Ihian na lang ang nono nga may dwende aron modako!

Henessy, pwede?

Quote from: lindy on January 09, 2009, 07:32:27 AM
for girls kiams to enhance the size of your boobs you need to drink beer.

Frequent eating of fried chickens from fastfood resto is one way of enhancing your boobs. Ang nakaparat, pati lalaki apil ani.

Oi, sobra na na sila ha? Wa man silay nahimo para makatabang sa kapobrehon sa Bohol! Gisamot man hinoon nilang pobre ang mga kapaisanos nato. Hala, kinahanglan nato nga ihulog sila sa famfang aron mgafiang.

Mao na Cal nga kon dili nimo mabantayan ang binuwad unya maulanan, sus himoon nalang ni ug binhi para itagud. Ang nakaparat kon layo pa ang tintanom, unsaon na man ni!

Nawa naman ko ining thread...siguro gi orasyonan ninjo kog panglipong! Nawala noon akong San David nga puro tambid!

Pohon Wad, inigkalugar naho. Temrehan tika! Unsay akong dad-on? Ilimnon? Sumsuman? Or all of the above?

The church is ever preaching for good values based on Christian ethics and practices. These values are relatively accepted by everyone, believer or non-believers. The church for now has done their share of desiminating the gospels helpful in the value formation of an individual, though there was nowhere found that they tried to impose their teachings for an individual to believe in. Relatively, the church teachings depends on the person who have it, either one has to use them for good, or the other one uses them as guise to hook others for some evil motives as most of the politicians now are doing. (Churchmen are not exempted from this). Then, why blame the church for the existing corrupt practices of the government? Too bad for the modern day Pharisees!

Thanks! We got the same perception that EVAT really is anti-consumer or anti-poor. This is one way of offseting funds mismanaged by government spending. In other words, the people are paying much for the inefficiencies of the government. It would just by alright for us if the people feel some availment of the benefits emanating from it. But, that remains to the seen as promised.

Love is you...

Di ka mag hibos, perme lang kay utot.

Kulang lang sa parking kay perteng daghana mangaon didto. Halos puro naka wheels ang public diha.

Rain reminds me of the sinampays, and binuwad nga humay. Dali...kuhaa tong mga sako!

That's a total culmination of happiness...heaven!

Nasa Manila ko karon bai. No so much familiar with Davao. But I am aware the place is now improving much. Many developers are now getting well with their business, and many are still eye-ing for more! Our company is one of them.

Mao jod nang kalakiha bai, aron ma uwagan! Ha ha ha...

Di na bai kay mao na man nay hinungdan nganong nahimong sex addict sha. Gipangatlan!

How is EVAT applied to commercial and residential buildings or establishments?

Bitaw bay, lingaw lingaw lang, di ba? friends are so addicting!

Secured na si DC bisag di kalingaw ug deposit si veteran!

Butangan lang ug palda ang ponoan sa saging unya butangan ug gamay nga buho! Yak!

Kanang 'late balls' ang paborito sa mga chicks! Buhay na buhay!

Mao nay imong giingon nga daghan pero way agi! Puro 'wento' wa 'wenta'.

'Better ran' na lang bay kaysa mapahiya pa sa mga DCs! Looy sab no?

Right, just go for it naturaly!

This is only a guess without any scientific basis. In some aspect, it might happen but not too literal. I would mean lose sight of bright opportunities when one is engrossed with too much sex. Basin sa sobrang pagka sex addict, puno an na sa saging ang gakson!

Siguro bai Linds, 45 na ang edade nija! LOL

Unsa man na bai? Mayonaese? Pampadawhog?

Wa ko katilaw aning imong '45 bay Linds da. Mao banang 45 nga pamasahe sa mga goons nga mangayo pag sukli?

There are times that you got an interest in something. But then as you age, there seems to be some shifts in your paradigm. When I used to travel out of the country, I noticed correspondences from international friends increase in volumes, so I collected stamps and placed them in an album together with my collections of boarding passes and plane tickets. Not quite an expense! When I settled here in my country of origin, lots of travel were taking places. I collected plane tickets, bus tickets and taxi stubs. I found it here that I made savings of my money. Because everytime I travel, it is a must that I have to collect them. Otherwise, I could not be reimbursed by the multi-national company I helped getting rich.

Unsa bay imong pangutana Glace, kadto bang Orgasmus '09? Ang akong nahibaw an version '69 ra. Lain ba na sila?

Ang mga tigulang pares naho, kinahanglan jod ni for so many reasons.

Pwede man sab ta manghambog sa hilom, di ba?

I just finished rendering a drawing in 3D.

Love is waiting...

Mao na kasagaran sa mga deeply in love couples. Abton jod ug sakit nga ulcer kay sige man ug dog, sigig lubok lubok way nagdung ag. When one's heart is busy, the stomach is often put aside.

Sa pag dalidali kong mosulod sa CR, ang akong nasudlan para sa mga baje. Unja may baje didto niingon, "Noy, para ni sa mga babaye!". Nagblush jod ko. Para di kaayo mamatikdan ang namula kong nawong, gitubag ko siya nga, "Di ba day, para sab ko sa mga babaye?"

Wa man diay ka Cal katilaw ug gutom kay daghan ka mag bugas...LOL

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 09, 2009, 02:51:51 AM
sabaw sa kamonggay nga gihugaw-hugawan og bisayang manok, layman. perteng bahoang gas na, hehehehe

Samot ug paresag nig kamote.

Si Rose naay tatoo. Ako naa pod.

Charry and Coaly face...charcoal face in short.

Mokaon nga way jamo sud an asin tibuok nalang idukdok sa kan on. Pastilan bitaw no? Maajo pa ang tungaw kaniadto kay perme pa magsud an ug itlog!

Live a simple life as you are. Live with other people but avoid comparing oneself with them.

Sop bana o moderit?

When I am caught with my pants down.