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Quote from: chriswise on May 09, 2011, 01:22:42 AM
bitaw ning baki a,,bisag asa moabot,,,

He he, morag omnipresent bitaw ning bakia. Lainlain ra bag personality. Usahay ingon ani...

Quote from: chriswise on May 09, 2011, 01:05:51 AM
lisora ana oi,,tiil may ma upos,,tingalig gi barang,,na

He he, madugay ang pikoy nay maupos bay...

Quote from: chicogon on May 09, 2011, 02:46:55 AM
Please explain further, puahahahaha 

Si Bay Bugsay maoy manggialamon kabahin ani nga tema...

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2011, 07:30:39 AM
di ko ganahan kay inig-flush asa man ko padung? 

He he, deep sea diving a pud!

Quote from: hofelina on May 09, 2011, 04:25:48 AM
pastilan si Padre, natakdan ni hubag bohol!

Bwahaha! Gamay rang takora. Kon baki pa ang ni-dive, grabe na ang infection!

Quote from: chicogon on May 09, 2011, 03:01:50 AM
Nahan ka ani?

A perfect 10! (Plus bonus point for choice of diving site...)

Quote from: chriswise on May 09, 2011, 01:17:11 AM
mao kajod,maajo kay nanagbroad na diay mo,,paaria si marcos deri para maka abroad me,,he,he,,

He he, si Bay Bugsay maoy akong buot ipasabot nga tuas abroad...

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2011, 01:42:17 AM
duda ko nga ang tag-iya ani si gwyneth paltrow da...

Quote from: chicogon on May 09, 2011, 01:51:21 AM
Mora bitaw'g nawong sa? 

Mao ba ni si Gwyneth Paltrow?

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2011, 12:54:29 AM
OT:  (AHA!  now i'm inspired to get surnames of tb members for my cats!)

I can't wait for the cat name TB member family name combination. Samples please, Ms. Isle!

Quote from: islander on May 09, 2011, 12:54:29 AM

albert einstein holding paul krugman

Bwahaha! This seems to me to be the better pose!

Quote from: chriswise on May 09, 2011, 01:26:43 AM
nag ampo na nga mo uwan,,

Bitaw no? Ang expression mora pud og sa baje nga nangayog biko...

Fernandez spent four years and 10 months in jail. On Dec. 3, 2006, he was freed after the case against him was dismissed when the complainant failed to appear in court hearings.

He stayed with priests at the convent of the Gethsemane Parish in Barangay Casuntingan in Mandaue City, and worked there as an assistant secretary.

In 2007, a priest offered him a job so he could earn his way through college, but he decided to avail himself of the scholarship program offered by the provincial government to former detainees. He didn’t put his address though because he wasn’t sure of being accepted.

To his surprise, Fernandez received a letter from the CPDRC, asking him to go to the facility and to the capitol because Gov. Gwendolyn Garcia wanted to personally inform him that his scholarship application had been granted and that he had to undergo screening for the program.

It had taken the jail officials at least four months to trace his address and inform him of the good news.

The next hurdle was CNU’s policy that requires students who skipped school for at least five years to take an entrance examination prior to enrollment.

Through the intercession of Governor Garcia, CNU president Dr. Ester Velasquez endorsed the request of Fernandez to forego the entrance examinations to the university’s board of regents. The request was approved.

Fernandez didn’t hide his background from his teachers and classmates.

On the first day of his visual arts class, the teacher asked him why he stopped schooling. He readily admitted that he had been jailed and recounted his experiences.

“I could feel that they pitied me. There were even some who felt like crying because despite what happened to me, they saw my determination,” Fernandez said. “My motivation to study hard is my poverty, what happened to my life.”

After graduation, Fernandez plans to pursue a teaching profession.

He explains that he agreed to be interviewed to help erase the stigma attached to detainees. It is only in the movies where inmates are unruly, he says.


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/regions/view/20110506-335039/Prison-wont-hold-back-Cebuano-students-dream

By Edison delos Angeles
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 23:55:00 05/06/2011


CEBU CITY, Philippinesâ€"He had spent four years in jail on a rape charge that was eventually dismissed, but Bryan Fernandez never let go of his dream of getting a college degree.

When he was finally freed, Fernandez went to the capitol to apply for a scholarship offered to former detainees of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center (CPDRC).

“Even when in jail, I was already telling myself that I need to pursue my studies and get a degree not just for the sake of pasikat but also for my family because I did not come from a rich family,” he tells the Inquirer.

His efforts paid off. On March 27, the 28-year-old native of Dumanjug town in Cebu graduatedâ€"with honorsâ€"with a degree of Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education from Cebu Normal University (CNU).

Fernandez dedicates his accomplishment to his grandmother, Concepcion, who went up on stage and placed his medal around his neck. “She is already very old and I wanted her to witness my graduation,” he says.

Fernandez grew up with his mother and grandmother after his father left him when he was an infant. He never knew his father.

He was a sophomore education student of CNU when he was accused of rape in 2000.

“When I knew I had a case (filed against me), I stopped going to school for two years until such time that a warrant of arrest was issued by court,” he explains.

Policemen went to his house in Dumanjug town in February 2002 to serve the warrant. He didn’t resist arrest but he insisted that he was innocent.

Fernandez was detained at the CPDRC. “It’s all a matter of accepting that I was in jail,” he explains of his life in prison.

To let time pass, he was one of the facility’s lay ministers who were teaching catechism in coordination with the Cebu Archdiocesan Prison Apostolate Affairs.

When they learned that he was a college student, the jail officials requested him to perform administrative tasks, including supervising a soap-making project. He also had some chores, such as cooking.

He he, nasulti na na nako sauna diri bay, pero bisan ako di na kadumdom asa nga thread...

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 10:12:28 PM
puwes, aron mawingig kag samot...

katkat anang pader (see sample picture, reply #1; kay taas man, di tua sa langit), kuhaa nang usa sa mga gitarok nga buak nga baso, maoy gamita pagyarok ug imnonon.  wingig?

Oi, magaras man pud atong kissable lips kon maohon...

Somniloquy or sleep-talking is a parasomnia that refers to talking aloud in one's sleep. It can be quite loud, ranging from simple sounds to long speeches, and can occur many times during sleep. Listeners may or may not be able to understand what the person is saying.

Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from NREM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in NREM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep. Further it can also occur during REM sleep at which time it represents a motor breakthrough (see sleep paralysis) of dream speech, words spoken in a dream are spoken out loud.

Sleep-talking can occur by itself or as a feature of another sleep disorder such as:

    Rapid eye movement behavior disorder (RBD) - loud, emotional or profane sleep talking
    Sleepwalking
    Night terror - intense fear, screaming, shouting
    Sleep-related eating disorder (SRED)

Sleep-talking is very common and is reported in 50% of young children, with most of them outgrowing it by puberty, although it may persist into adulthood (about 4% of adults are reported to talk in their sleep). It appears to run in families. Sleep-talking can be associated with fever.

Sleep-talking by itself is harmless; however, it can wake up others and cause them consternationâ€"especially when misinterpreted as conscious speech by an observer. If the sleep-talking is dramatic, emotional, or profane it may be a sign of another sleep disorder (see above). Sleep-talking can be monitored by a partner or by using an audio recording device; devices which remain idle until detecting a sound wave are ideal for this purpose. Polysomnography (sleep recording) shows episodes of sleep talking that can occur in any stage of sleep. --Wiki

Naa kay nailhan nga magyawyaw bisan matulog? Medyo common ni sa mga bata, pero naa puy wanggits na nga magdiskurso o mokanta bisan nahinanok...

Youth is not entirely a time of life -- it is a state of mind. It is not wholly a matter of ripe cheeks, red lips, or supple knees. It is a temper of will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions.

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fears; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

In the central place of every heart, there is a recording chamber; so long as it receives messages of beauty and hope, cheer and courage, you are young.

When the wires are all down and your heart is covered with the snows of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then and only then have you grown old.


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Quote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2011, 08:06:31 AM
tan awa ang kilay mas limpyo pa sa akoa! hahahah! pwerteng pangibot ni ug kilay abata nih!

He he, pretty nga sad clown...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 08, 2011, 12:09:22 AM
AbriHans sa Licod

Hansakan ang gatuwad?

Bwahaha!

Mawingig man pud tag sabot ani...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 08, 2011, 12:11:24 AM
hehehe igmat pa ni manoy kingfisher or natakdan laman?

Quote from: chicogon on May 08, 2011, 01:17:18 AM
Mga mata ni Kerstin a.k.a. Angelita (Little Angel) 

Mata-matahon man pud ta aning inyong manorya...

Labi na kon kadtong style ni Bay Bugsay nga magbitay sa chandelier...

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.  

Angkon na lang para makausab...

Revenge is sweet...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 11:35:47 PM
adobong asparagos ug batong gisabawan dyotay unja paresan polang homay..bahog dayon..
        buzdik na sad..!
   â™¥ it..yummy..!

Hala, Spargelzeit na man diay tuod ron diha sa pantaw nga imong gipahungawhungawan...

He he, usa anang dapita bay...

Bwahaha! 

Sarimanok; or, Fantasunoy...

Dia ra eaux... Pili lang meaux...

Quote from: chicogon on May 07, 2011, 11:55:24 PM
Agoi kami na lang diay ni day kerst mabilin deri basin kami nooy maHANSoyan sa tong migeaux 

He he, hatagi kahag peace offering the binageaux...

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 12:25:58 PM

Hala, nagburles man si Ms. Isle!

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 12:25:58 PM
uy, wa na man mogimaw si hubs.  nag-bodybuilding pa tingali to.

He he, unsa guy bodybuilding. Magkinamot man gani ko mokaon kay bug-atan ko sa kutsara...

Quote from: chriswise on May 07, 2011, 09:44:57 PM
gi ahak jod,,,,he,he,he,he,he,,bai hubs,,,tarsier kono be nag workout?murag wala najod kay stock siguro nga pics,,,kon dugay gani ka  butag deri tima ilhan nga nag himo paka,,he,he,

He he, surrender ko, Bay Chris, tarsier hinuon nga nanghiwi, naa ko...

Bwahaha!  

Quote from: Kerstin on May 08, 2011, 12:15:18 AM
the later, kalarex nga ang weakness..ensnare..!

Bwahaha! Tell the whole world?

Kini maoy klarong safe sex...

Makalilisang kombate diay...

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 01:06:57 PM
mas deadly ang green bakibaki.

Mao lagi ni ba, imbis biyaan na unta nako ang bisyo sa baki, naa puy tigpahinumdom...

Hmm, delikado man diay ang trabaho sa forest ranger...

Ni Guam P. Logroño
Saturday, May 7, 2011


NAHABWA ang tinai sa usa ka barangay tanod nga napalgang patay sa iyang kabanay nga dunay daghang samad tinigbasan ug dinungbagan sa nagkadaiyang parte sa lawas sa kasagbutan niadtong miaging gabii sa Barangay Obo, lungsod sa Dalaguete.

Si Angelito Indig, hingkod ang panuigon, barangay tanod, forest ranger ug dunay kapuyo nagpuyo sa nahisgutang lugar, nakaangkog samad tinigbasan sa iyang lawas, kamot, braso, tiil, ug dinungban sa iyang dughan.

Si PO1 Arnel Calisang sa Dalaguete police nagkanayon nga ang kapuyo sa biktima nga ginganlan og ‘Jenny’ nitug-an nga sa miaging gabii, alas 9:00 pasado, nabalaka kini nga wa na mopauli ang biktima.

Giingong natingala ang kapuyo nga naandan sa biktima nga mopauli sa ilang panimalay kada alas 5 sa hapon matag adlaw gikan sa iyang umahan sa bukid.

Gipahibalo niya ang ilang kabanay ug gipangita nila didto sa ilang lugar apan nakurat nalang sila sa ilang nakita dihang nagbuy-od na kini sa kasagbutan nga way kinabuhi.

Matud ni PO1 Calisang, nihimo na og dugang imbestigasyon ang ilang mga kaubang pulis labot sa krimen.

Wa hinuon nila isalikway ang posiblidad nga dunay nasuko sa biktima diha sa bukid, sanglit gawas sa iyang pagka tanod, forest ranger usab siya nga nagbantay sa kalasangan.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Mayo 08, 2011.

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 11:20:43 AM

Quote from: chicogon on May 08, 2011, 01:51:36 PM
Si Ms. Isle tuas likod maoy tig paghot 

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Cruelty to animals man ning gibuhat ni Ms. Isle...

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
“It’s not a leak,” said the Lord.  “It’s a tear.”

“What’s it for?”

“It’s for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride.”

Indeed. And, too, for a few more uncountable nouns...

Bwahaha. Hagbay pa kong nakapuyo sa Cebu bay, sa estudyante pa ko...

Quote from: chriswise on May 07, 2011, 09:49:35 PM
asa way kasinatian sa sex slave or sa victim,,he,he,he,joke,,

Wa tay kasinatian ani bay kay kanunay mang with full consent ning atoa...

 

Quote from: islander on May 08, 2011, 11:23:35 AM
tungaw kun mamaak molikay man tingali sa itlog kay mas type nila ang bugan.

Bugan ang paakon kon baje kay malanag ang tungaw kon mahisum-ok sa sentrong dapit...

Adik nga amahan miluba sa kapuyo, anak gilugos sad
Ni Maricor E. Arbol (Banat) Updated May 08, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Nadangat sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center ang usa ka ginang human kini dunggaba sa iyang kapuyo ug nasamutan ang problema sa ginang dihang ang suspetsado milugos dayon sa ilang 11-anyos nga anak sa usa sa mga barangay sa lungsod sa Balamban. Ang insidente nahitabo kagahapon sa kaadlawon dihang miabot ang suspek nga giingong hubog ug gidudahang naglutaw ang utok tungod sa ginadiling drugas.

Ang mga biktima nasalbar sa usa ka drayber sa van nga si Germano Baron kinsa nakaagi sa duha nga nagkadugo ug nagpakitabang diha sa daplin sa dalan ug maoy midala kanila sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center. Si Baron mao sad ang misumbong ngadto sa Homicide Section sa Cebu City Police Office (CPPO) kinsa maoy unang mihimo sa imbestigasyon.

Base sa imbestigasyon ni PO2 Christobal Geronimo sa CCPO, ang 47-anyos nga biktimang ginang nakaangkon og daghang samad sa dinunggaban sa nagkadaiyang parte sa lawas.

Ang maong ginang usab maoy misumbong kabahin sa paglugos sa iyang 32-anyos nga kapuyo sa ilang 11-anyos nga anak human siya dunggaba niini tungod sa ilang panaglalis kagahapon sa kaadlawon.

Ang kapolisan wala makakuha og impormasyon gikan sa 11-anyos kay matud pa wala na kini magtingog.

Matud pa sa inahan nga hubog ug nakasuyop sa ginadiling drugas ang suspek dihang naabot sa ilang balay hinungdan sa ilang panaglalis apan misanting ang ulo sa suspek ug mikuha og hait nga hinagiban dayon gidunggab ang ginang.

Dugang pa sa inahan nga pagkahuman niini pugsanon siyang gipagawas sa ilang balay ug diha-diha gilugos sa suspek ang ilang anak. Tungod sa kahubog ug sa ka sabog sa maong suspek nakatulog kini ug nakahigayon ang ginang bisan paman sa kaluya na sa iyang lawas tungod sa mga samad dinunggaban miluwas gihapon sa iyang anak ug silang duha nakaeskapo sa maong lugar hangtud nga sila naagian ni Baron.

Ang CCPO mipasa na sa maong kaso ngadto sa Balamban Police Station, ang Banat News nga mi-follow up sa maong kaso kagahapon mibutyag nga padayon pa ang ilang imbestigasyon. EIM (BANAT NEWS)

Ni Guam P. Logroño
Saturday, May 7, 2011


USA ka 11-anyos nga batang babaye gilugos sa iyang ama-ama ug ang iyang inahan gidunggab sa suspek nga katipon kagahapon sa alas 4:00 sa kaadlawon sud sa ilang panimalay sa Barangay Cansumoroy , lungsod sa Balamban.

Si Alecia (di tinuod ngan), 47, samdan sa nagkadaiyang parte sa lawas apan ang iyang 11-anyos nga anak babaye ug Grade 4 ang nalugos sa iyang kaipon nga si Rommel Climaco, 32, drayber sa traysikad, ug lumad nga taga dakbayan sa Toledo.

Si PO2 Cristobal Geronimo sa Homicide Section sa Cebu City Police Office (CCPO) nagkanayon nga usa ka driver sa v-hire nga si Hermano Baron, 44, minyo taga Barangay Nangka, Balamban nitaho diha sa ilang buhatan mga alas 8:00 kagahapon sa buntag.

Si Baron nipahibalo nga ang inahan ug anak iyang naagian sa Trans Central Highway samtang padung siya sa dakbayan sa Sugbo hinungdan nga iyang gihunongan dihang nakit-an niining nagkadugo.

Gusto untang ihatod sa tambalanan sa Balamban ang mga biktima apan nagdumili ang inahan sa kahadlok hinungdan nga dinhi sa dakbayan sa Sugbo gidala ug gisud sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center (VSMMC).

Matud niya nga ang inahan nitug-an nga niadtong Biyernes sa gabii, nagpaabot siya sa iyang kapuyo nga mopauli sa ilang panimalay apan dihang naabot kini hubog ug gihulagway niini nga ‘sabog.’

Mao kini hinungdan nga nagkakonprontasi ang duha nga nisangko sa problema sa ilang pagpuyo sa ilang pamilya, diin nahitabong gikulata siya niini.

Wala pa matagbaw sa pagkulata ang suspek kalit lang kining nibunot sa usa ka mahait nga hinagiban gidunggab makadaghang higayon ang biktima sa nagkadaiyang parte sa lawas.

Hinuon, nakapanalipod ang biktima hinungdan nga wala ma-intimano sa dihang gidunggab sa suspek ug ang mga bukton niini nasamad sa iyang pagpanagang.

Ang suspek nipadayag nga mogawas lang siya didto sa balay aron ma-uli-an ang iyang kalagot niini dihang didto sa sulod sa panimalay ang suspek gilugos niini ang 11 anyos.

Human niyag lugos, gitawag usab niini ang inahan nga nagkadugo ug gipasulod sa ilang panimalay dayon nangatulog sila uban sa iyang anak.

Dihang nahinanok sa pagkatulog ang suspek dali silang nangikyas sa iyang anak nga nagdagan sa Trans Central Highway may na lang kay nagian sa driver nga si Baron ug gitabangan.

Ang inahan nidugang nga kapin sa tuig na silang nagtipon sa suspek ug ang 11-anyos nga anak babaye gilugos na niini, apan di lang sila makasulti tungod kay nahadlok silang patyon.

Ang maong kaso giduso na sa Homicide Section sa CCPO ngadto sa Balamban police diin didto nahitabo ang krimen ug gipangita na ang suspek.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Mayo 08, 2011.

Mao nga paingon moBUGwak?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 11:41:39 PM
asa ka ha niy sya ilobong pohon,sa place sa mga ZebHans or sa mga elePhanS? hehihek

He he, bisan asa basta pwede kapahuwayHANS.

Oi, unHANS ta mo, Kerst ug Fr. Chic, bahala na lang mo diri nga mao unyay marakrakHANS...

Mao ni ang Binol-anon nga pag-abiabi!

He he, nia pay lain...

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/trivia/are-you-familiar-with-the-islets-of-langerhans/

Mora diay ka rog iring sungkabHANS. Sigi, hinay lang aron di ka masud-ipHANS...

He he, iniglitok morag gisungsongHANS ang tutolHANS...

Quote from: chriswise on May 07, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
murag pagawasa ang laing iring sa ilawom duha mana ka iring ,he,he,

Pan-i og tinap-anan bay...

Quote from: chicogon on May 07, 2011, 10:48:36 PM
MabutHANS jud ta ani kadugayan ug lutHANSg 

BwahaHANS! Mas lisod pa man sa Dutch litokon kanang imong "lutHANSg"!

OK lang basta sakto ang iyang gituktok nga pultaHANS...

Kon wa pa si Marcos basin tua ra ta sa atoa ron, di na ta kinahanglan mo-abroad...

Nagpahungaw o nagpasidlit?

PastilHans! Di masabtHans and kalibotHans!

Hmm. Unsa kahay naani niya aning iyang gimmick...  


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up up and away...

Quote from: chriswise on May 07, 2011, 09:59:58 PM
insik mana siya kaila si bai bugs,,,ani ,,siguro..

Sakto ka, Bay Chris. Si Bay Bugs mao ang yawe nga makabukas sa pultahan niining maong tanghaga...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 09:54:26 PM
Zaon di magdokey nga tigchik na sya ron ug tesis ug tigtudlo sa mga Scrubs hahaha

Maayo gani diay kay chubby gihapon...

Aslom-aslom jud diay, makapanilap og ahat...

Kaila kog kandingkanding dots. Kahinumdom pa man gani ko unsay baho...

Quote from: bugsay on May 07, 2011, 06:17:35 PM
ahhhh...way nada ning estroyaha.....nganong niabot sa ismi?......

Way Nada? Dili Islander?  Bwahaha!

Aw, deadly na kaayo nang green perikperik para nako...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 10:22:27 PM
polos kamagwangan ba? hehehe

Ang kadaot kon mao ray gipaangkon...

Kana lagi kon moabot. Unsaon man ang uhay...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 10:17:27 PM
Zaon ug mao poy labtik nija? Yes na lang 

OK ra baya pud nako kon litkhans ang akong dungghans (basta di lang makusnothans ang akong bughans)...

Quote from: chicogon on May 07, 2011, 10:00:23 PM
Hehehehe dia diay nitalibagbag sa pHANStasy island atong migo kay gisamokn sa pikas ku-lambo 

He he, hadlok ko mapiskhans mga aligato...

Kinsay Albert? Ayngstayng?

Wa sa atoa, oi. Sa ubang dapit tingali...

Sayon na lang lukpon ning mga lugara, sakay lang sa LuftHANSa...

The Hanseatic League (also known as the Hanse or Hansa; Low German: Hanse, Latin: Hansa, Hansa Teutonica or Liga Hanseatica) was an economic alliance of trading cities and their merchant guilds that dominated trade along the coast of Northern Europe. It stretched from the Baltic to the North Sea and inland during the Late Middle Ages and early modern period (ca 13thâ€"17th centuries).

The League was created to protect commercial interests and privileges granted by foreign rulers in cities and countries the merchants visited. The Hanseatic cities had their own legal system and furnished their own protection and mutual aid. Despite this, the organization was not a city-state nor can it be called a confederation of city-states, only a very small number of the cities within enjoyed autonomy and liberties comparable to those of free imperial city.

The legacy of the Hansa is remembered today in the name of the airline Lufthansa (i.e., 'Air Hansa'). --Wiki

Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 09:50:04 PM
mao jud..morag maoy nasilihan ang nakaibot kay mao man mibati og halang..? whops

Nasilihans kay nabag-ohans, pero with malice toward none baya ning atong tirada diri...

He he, dawat na lag labada kay daghang gibuhi...

He he, way lingaw bay samtang naghuwat sa grasya...

Gihapuhap unta sa nakasabot, dili kay samthans...