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#501
they can't stopped this as there are lots of women who's into cybersex working at home using personal computers. some started it as simple chat leading to asking cellphone loads down to having their own paypal account.
#502
Quote from: callcenter_topmanager on December 12, 2010, 09:20:40 AM
Maybe you need to take a trip to the towns of Bohol so you can see how impoverished are the people there. And yes, Bohol is larger than other islands in the country but size does not necessarily equate to economic status.

And are the people of Wikipedia liars? Have you checked what they have about Bohol? If you are working abroad, then definitely you will not see the poor state of the people in Bohol. Let me invite you to spend a week in one of the hinterland barangays of Hanopol. After that, then you tell me Bohol is rich.


taga hanopol ka bai or nakabisita lang ka didto? basin moumento na ang maong lugar kay taga balilihan na baya ang governor sa bohol ron. taga diha pa jud ang mayor sa balilihan. ang ako lang gikalibgan kay provincial road man unta na leading to batuan pero murag wala man atimana ang dalan diha.

agree man ko nimo kuwang jud ang improvement sa kung ikompara nimo sa ubang probinsiya. akong trabaho sa una sige lang travel all over the philippines ug makita jud nimo nga layo ra kaayo ang akong yutang natawhan and to think that was 8 years ago. how much more karon? akong gisugdan ug balik ang ubang probinsya nga akong naadtoan sa una ug nisamot naman nuon kaumento. naa nay mga towns nga nahimo nang syudad. hahay, maayo lang unta ug mahimo nang syudad ang ubay or talibon at least kakita ta ug gamayng improvement.
#503
Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
December 15, 2010, 01:10:20 AM
pare 1: unsay kailanan sa kasag sa yuta ug sa kasag sa dagat?
pare 2: naa diay kasag sa yuta pre nga sa dagat ra man na?
pare 1: naa mo lang. ang kalainan gani nila kay ang sa yuta 2 ang sa dagat 1.
pare 2: naunsa gung paghitaboa nga ang sa yuta 2 ang sa dagat 1.
pare 1: ang kasag sa yuta 2 kay kamote man ug saging. hehehhe
#504
Philippine Business News / Re: Hubert Webb is Acquitted
December 15, 2010, 01:06:52 AM
actually it's acquittal day for the philippines. hayden kho is also acquitted by the cases filed against by former lover katrina halili.
#505
gikwestyon naman gani sa BIR karon nganong 7 million ra ang gibayad ni pacman sa iyang 2009 income tax.
#506
Ubay - Bohol / Re: UBAY CITY?
December 15, 2010, 01:02:04 AM
any of the two basta naa nalang lain city ang bohol.
#507
speaking of scandal, nakakita ko ug video nga ang title bohol scandal, HNU students kuno to sila. bataa pa sa babaye unya ang lalake dili pa sad tantong mature. akong bana-bana naa sa 17 ang babaye unya ang lalake naa sa 20. giahak nalang jud atong mga bataa, nagpakauwaw ug samot sa bohol.
#508
Quote from: glacier_71 on December 08, 2010, 12:32:10 PM
dili sungka, bnc. kana bitawng patoyokon inom ang buskay aron pasudlon sa gamayng buho...wa nako kadumdum unsa ngalan ana... ;D
ignorante ko anang duwaa da. karon pa ko kadungog ani.
#509
unsa man ni, rooster fish?
#510
Inspiration & Hope / What goes around comes around.
December 08, 2010, 07:53:57 AM
One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.  Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.  He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.

He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.' Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid. Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.

Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.  He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me.' He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight. 

A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.

After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change f or her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.

There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: 'You don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.' Under the napkin were four more $100 bills. Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard....

She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, 'Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.'

There is an old saying that goes: "What goes around comes around"...
#511
Cars and Automotive / Re: 15-Passenger Van Risky
December 08, 2010, 05:49:19 AM
Quote from: insurectus on December 07, 2010, 07:58:59 AM
ang grandia og diha to usa ka model nasakyan nako nga luag gamay bisan 4 maglingkod kada
kada row, ang L300 og urvan maoy huot
dagko man jud na ang grandia kay ang design ana pangluxury van man gud. pero mahal man sad. ang pinakamahal mao ang hi-ac super grandia 2.5 A/T 2-tone kay tag Php1,890,000.00 ang brand new. sayanga himoon v-hire.
#512
Balilihan - Bohol / Re: Some pictures of Balilihan
December 08, 2010, 05:43:11 AM
Quote from: nrj on December 07, 2010, 04:25:21 PM
gimingaw na pud hinoon ko sa balilihan da... :'(
diha ko atong 1st week of november...


dalia pud nimo gimingaw nga 1 ka pa man ang nakalabay.
#513
hehehe. basin anything nga dili maayo paminawon project nya naay mosupak scandal na.

kaning maong project kung approbahan na gani sa philippine reclamation authority swak na. ang motto sa PRA formerly Public Estates Authority kay "To promote economic and social progress through land reclamation and effective public estates development and management". karon kay kanang maong project makapromote man ug economic ug social progress through land reclamation sure ball na.

ang makababag ani kay ang RDC 7 or Regional Development Council 7 kay mao ni ang area wherein tanang regional directors sa tanang government agencies including governors and mayors of key cities nagkahiusa under sa NEDA. sa pagkakaron vacant pa ang chairmanship diin 5 ang nominated, 4 ka governor ug 1 ka mayor. sila si Cebu Governor Gwendolyn Garcia, Governor Orlando Fua of Siquijor, Governor Edgardo Chatto of Bohol, Governor Agustin Perdices of Negros Oriental and Cebu City Mayor Michael Rama. ang shooin ani si Garcia kay siya ang previous chairman.

wala man gani nakababag sa lapu-lapu sa ilang reclamation project nga pwerte na jud gani ka duol ang lapu-lapu sa ilang atbang nga lungsod sa liloan ug consolacion nya anha pa jud agi ang mga barko paingon sa ormoc ug leyte.
#514
usa ra ba si supt. agas nga gipilian pud diha sa mandaue city. pero murag dili na siya mabutang diha kay si mayor jonas cortes ganahan kaayo sa ilang acting chief nga si noel gillamac. anha nalang jud na si agas sa tagbilaran aron malimpyo na diha.
#515
Quote from: glacier_71 on December 08, 2010, 02:53:48 AM
local unta nga duwa ilang himoon nga sugal...sama sa

sato
buwan-buwan
kote
shot-shot og buskay
ug uban pa.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
unsa man nang shot-shot ug buskay glace? di ba sungka man na?
#516
jai-alai fronton sa albur? hahaha, karon pa ko ani da. naa na diay daghang pelotari ron diha sa albur.
#517
Quote from: glacier_71 on December 07, 2010, 05:45:50 AM
adtos Danao tukuron kay kung ma-cancell ang flights, naay zepline kalaagan.. ;D
pwede ra man sa antequera, maribojoc ug balilihan. kay mag river cruise dayon kung ma cancel ang flights. ;D
#518
unsa naman unya ang kuhaan sa pundo sa matag barangay kung dili sila magsalig sa IRA? hatagan ba sila sa ilang district representative or sa provincial government?
#519
Quote from: Scarb on November 02, 2010, 08:44:33 PM
Sa Holland ang highest nila is 5 flat equivalent to flat 1..whereas the other part of Europe..ang mga class A..flat 1 ang highest binale  ;)
mura diay ug CIT kay ang highest kay 5 ang lowest or bagsak 1. sila ra sad school nga naggamit ani kay ang tanan 1 man jud ang highest nya 5 ang lowest or bagsak.
#520
wala ra gihapon nay gamit kay naglihok ra gihapon under sa provincial government. kinsa man ilang lutoson kung ang nagpasweldo nila ang probinsya? nagdugan-dugang lang na sa sweldohanan ug gastohan sa probinsya hibawng naglisod pa. unsa may purpose nga magbutang ani? aron naay ikakompara sa audit sa taga COA? COA ra man gitahasan sa pag-audit sa tanang government institutions and LGU's.
#521
ipadayon na lang na nila aron makabaton sad ug kaharuhay nang bohol. basta dili lang nila pasipad-an ang kinaihayan swak na.
#522
naa sad bitaw mga broadcasters nga pasagad lang. basin naay tigbayad nila aron mobirada. ang uban sad gigamit ang ilang pagkamember sa media aron maprotektahan kunohay kay taga media lagi. tsk tsk tsk. sila ra jud tawn nasayod sa tinuod.
#523
i think ang driver nilang eddie chatto sa una maoy nakaasawa sa manghod sa asawa ni col. barot. so naa jud sila in relation one or another. therefore dili na matinga kung ing ana ka close ang relationship ni gov. ug sa provincial police director.

ako pang mayor lim si supt. ernesto agas nalang iyang kuhaon isip puli kang supt gornez kay gawas nga taga bohol ra sad known nga isog ug dili mahadlok si agas. tan-aw ko murag hurot nang badlungon sa tagbilaran. gibalibaran gud na silang 2 ni louie uppos ur agas ni mayor paz radaza nga maoy police chief sa lapu-lapu kay kahibaw siya sa reputation sa 2 nga dili jud magpasupil ug dili magpadektar. kana maoy saktong police officials nga angayan hatagan ug saktong suporta.

angayan man gud sa tagbilaran ang ing ana nga klaseng police chief kay naghitak na jud ang kriminalidad anang syudara nga unta known nga linaw sa una.
#524
adto nalang na itukod ang airport sa maribojoc or di gani sa loon. pwede sad sa balilihan.
#525
Cars and Automotive / Re: 15-Passenger Van Risky
December 07, 2010, 05:33:20 AM
they should tell that to the van for hires plying around bohol. how come a 11 seater van can carry 15-16 passengers at time with a speed close to 80-100 kph? the drivers and owners are only thinking of themselves without thinking the welfare and comfort of their passengers? i think it's time for the provincial government to pass an ordinance to outlaw vhires carrying more than it's seating capacity.
#526
LGU Philippines / Re: Rep. Rene Relampagos Hits GSIS
December 07, 2010, 05:23:02 AM
diha naman ni nagsugod sa panahon nga nagsugod na si gloria as president unya ni-appoint dayon ug president sa GSIS nga mas giuna pa ang pagpalit ug mahalon nga painting kaysa e-upgrade ang ilang system. karong napupos na ang termino after 9 years ang nahapuli na nuon ang nagkapuliki sa mga backlogs. kadton untay ikiha nila relampagos kay kaalyado man tingale to niya kay duol ra man sa bohol tong tawhana.
#527
Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
December 06, 2010, 07:31:38 AM
condom: day napkin, kung ikaw na gani ang motrabaho usa ka semana tawn kong way mahimo.
napkin: ay sus kanimo dom, kung ikaw sad bitaw ang masipyat sa imong trabaho 9 ka buwan man sad kung mabakante kay di magamit.
#528
Balilihan - Bohol / Re: Some pictures of Balilihan
December 03, 2010, 06:30:16 AM
Quote from: chicogon on December 03, 2010, 05:38:44 AM
Nakaligo nako anang Magsija Pool sa gagmay pami... a long long time ago (matud pa ni Yoyoy V)  :)



sayang kaayo pads wala na giatiman. sa una anha jud mi magtapok madominggo kung gusto magpabugnaw.
#529
Balilihan - Bohol / Some pictures of Balilihan
December 02, 2010, 03:55:34 AM
tanpiro spring


balilihan plaza


during the reconstruction of mt. carmel hill belfry


mt. carmel parish church interior


the magsija swimming pool (before)


magsija road leading to canangcaan, corella


magsija road leading to canangcaan, corella


cristo rey statue


mt. carmel church ceiling paintings


mt. carmel church ceiling paintings and altar


carmel academy (BACS member school)


the newly renovated balilihan public market


BAITEC formerly puyat gym
#530
Photos Unlimited / luoy kaayo ang baby nga elepante
December 02, 2010, 03:47:27 AM
#531
Photos Unlimited / hungry toad
December 02, 2010, 03:46:48 AM
#532
Jokes and Humor / brake is the pedal in the left
December 02, 2010, 03:45:29 AM
#533
Jokes and Humor / bride enjoyment
December 02, 2010, 03:44:59 AM
#534
Jokes and Humor / broken heart
December 02, 2010, 03:44:28 AM
#535
Jokes and Humor / catsup with multiple personalities
December 02, 2010, 03:43:33 AM
#536
Jokes and Humor / Cyanide and Happiness Comics
December 02, 2010, 03:43:05 AM
#537
Jokes and Humor / explanation why PI is equals to 4
December 02, 2010, 03:42:33 AM
#538
Jokes and Humor / how can i test if my son is gay?
December 02, 2010, 03:41:58 AM
#539
Jokes and Humor / i have something to tell you
December 02, 2010, 03:41:03 AM
#540
Jokes and Humor / laugh out loud
December 02, 2010, 03:40:28 AM
#541
Jokes and Humor / man's bestfriend
December 02, 2010, 03:39:45 AM
#542
Jokes and Humor / now excepting job applications
December 02, 2010, 03:38:48 AM
#543
Jokes and Humor / pot of gold at the end of the road
December 02, 2010, 01:46:37 AM
#544
#545
Jokes and Humor / shitboxes for sale
December 02, 2010, 01:44:34 AM
#546
Jokes and Humor / watch your mouth
December 02, 2010, 01:44:09 AM
#547
Jokes and Humor / what are you looking for mister?
December 02, 2010, 01:43:44 AM
#548
Jokes and Humor / what is he doing? (not the president)
December 02, 2010, 01:43:18 AM
#549
Jokes and Humor / mommy, where do babies come from?
December 02, 2010, 01:42:32 AM
#550
Jokes and Humor / don't worry you still got a trophy
December 02, 2010, 01:33:27 AM
#551
taga cortes pa jud diay ning bataa. hasta ang maestro nga gitumbok nga mastermind.
#552
sa ato pa nga wala namatay sa gira, namatay sa sakit si ka roger.
#553
the next thing we know, philippines will become part of china. hahaha
#554
Three teenagers who survived at least 50 days adrift in the Pacific in an aluminium dinghy said Wednesday their odyssey began when they went searching for more vodka after partying on the beach.

The boys, from the remote territory of Tokelau, who lived off rainwater and a seagull they captured during the ordeal, said they talked constantly about food as they prayed for rescuers to find them.

Edward Nasau, 14, denied reports that he and Samuel Perez and Filo Filo, both 15, had set off to find a girl from a neighbouring island who they had met earlier in the day.

"No, they are just rumours," he told reporters in Samoa, where the trio are waiting to return home later this month after a New Zealand fishing boat last week plucked them from the water.

"We were drinking and I was hanging out with other kids," he said. "Then they (Perez and Filo) came and we decided to go look for some more."

The boys, whose survival has been hailed as a miracle, said it was not until they had been at sea for two weeks that they admitted they were lost.

They were eventually found about 1,420 kilometres (880 miles) from their island home.

Nasau said while they saw no land while they were adrift, they did spot a boat one night "but it was too far to make the effort to wave them down".

Perez said his greatest fear was that his grandmother would become sick with worry and have a heart attack.

"Otherwise we slept most of the time, did some swimming and we talked", he said, prompting Nasau to interject: "And the talking was mostly about food."

They said they were looking forward to a meal of coconut crab and taro, a potato-like vegetable, when they got back to Tokelau, a New Zealand-administered territory of about 1,400 people.

Their home island of Atafu held memorial services in their absence, assuming they were dead and Nasau said a huge welcome party was planned for their return.

It was initially believed the boys left Atafu on October 5, based on search reports, but the Fiji navy, which transferred them from the fishing boat, said it could have been as early as September 24.

Nasau's uncle Kuresa Nasau, a senior official in Tokelau, said everyone at home was overjoyed at their survival.

"The reality that they are here with us is a miracle," he said.

He said the boys initially feared they would be censured over the teenage escapade that went wrong so dramatically.

"Meeting the boys for the first time was a joyous occasion. But there were moments of awkwardness," he said.

"Before they came to the room to see us for the first time, they were scared because of what they did. They were expecting me to give them scorn but there was never any of that we were just glad they were found."

The trio received treatment for severe dehydration in Fiji after their rescue but Kuresa Nasau said he was concerned the ordeal had left mental scars.

The boys would be taken to each village in Tokelau after their return so they could acknowledge the islanders' prayers and support for them, he said.

The official said he hoped everyone had learned a lesson from what had happened.

"It is something we do not wish to encourage," he said.

#555
Communist rebels hijacked a bus in the Philippines Wednesday, triggering a high-speed chase and a gunbattle in which four people were killed, police said.

The attack came on the same day that rebel and government negotiators met in Hong Kong in a bid to jumpstart peace talks that have been stalled since 2004.

The New People's Army (NPA) rebels boarded the bus near San Francisco town, 200 kilometres (138 miles) south of Manila, and directed the driver to an area under their control, provincial police chief Superintendent Erickson Velasquez said.

Police and military personnel who were alerted to the hijack gave chase and the speeding bus was eventually stopped at an army checkpoint in a remote coastal area, Velasquez said in a statement.

The rebels fought back, triggering a gunbattle that left four people dead and two others wounded, according to Velasquez.

No details were immediately available as to the identity of those killed and wounded.

Authorities were also unable to say how long the chase lasted or how many people were on the bus when it was hijacked.

The 5,000-strong NPA is the armed unit of the Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP), which has been waging a Maoist rebellion since 1969 that has left thousands of people dead.

President Benigno Aquino, who came to power in June, has called for peace with the rebels, urging them to disarm and disband before being reintegrated into mainstream society.

It was unclear how Wednesday's attack could affect the prospects of resuming peace talks, and negotiators from both sides were not immediately available for comment.

#556
A private equity fund controlled by the Chinese government will become the Philippines' largest ferry operator as a result of deals announced by two major Philippine shipping firms on Wednesday.

Shipping line Negros Navigation will buy a 93.2-percent stake in Aboitiz Transport System (ATS), operator of the country's largest ferry service, for 105 million dollars, the firms said in a statement.

The merger will make Negros Navigation the biggest ferry operator in the Philippines, with 31 vessels.

At the same time, China-ASEAN Marine BV will take a controlling stake in Negros Navigation through an equity infusion, Aboitiz officials said.

China-ASEAN Marine is a wholly owned unit of the China-ASEAN Investment Cooperation Fund, a Dutch-based private equity fund launched by the China Export-Import Bank, the joint statement said.

The fund, announced by Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao last year, targets infrastructure, energy and natural resource investment opportunities in the 10-member Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN).

The twin deals are expected to be completed in January next year, the statement said.

The size of China-ASEAN Marine's equity infusion into Negros Navigation, a privately held Philippine firm, was not disclosed.

However Erramon Aboitiz, chief executive of ATS's listed parent firm, Aboitiz Equity Ventures, said China-ASEAN Investment Cooperation Fund would become Negros Navigation's largest shareholder.

"We are very pleased to transfer the ownership of ATS to Nenaco and its principal shareholders, the Chinese-ASEAN Investment Cooperation Fund," Aboitiz said in a separate statement.

Nenaco chief executive Sulficio Tagud said his company now operated eight vessels in 13 ports, while ATS operated 18 vessels in 19 ports.

"With a strong balance sheet, the joint team is confident that the increased resources of the combined company will enable us to provide innovative services, enhanced frequency and improved customer care," Tagud said.

The Philippines is highly dependent on shipping for transporting cargo and people between its 7,107 islands.

#557
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
November 30, 2010, 07:57:44 AM
Quote from: reyceniza on November 26, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Helo Tubag Bohol

Pwede ba ako makatambay tambay dre sa inyong kahugpungan?
ako diay si reyceniza taga Cagayan de Oro City
ako ang mga parents Taga Inabanga ug Taga Candijay

Thanks :) :) :)
welcome diri sa TB. mga tambay ra sad mi ngari naghuwat ug naay moagda ug tagay. :)
#558
Bible Study / Re: Is pre-marital sex right or wrong?
November 30, 2010, 12:58:08 AM
life is not only all sex but sex is part our lives whether we like or not. now the question is why do it so early? then it goes back to this question. if you're thinking that it's too early to have sex then why do it? it always depend on our perception towards sex. it always depends in our consciousness.
#559
LOS ANGELES - Leslie Nielsen, who traded in his dramatic persona for inspired bumbling as a hapless doctor in "Airplane!" and the accident-prone detective Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies, died on Sunday in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He was 84.

The Canadian-born actor died from complications from pneumonia at a hospital near his home at 5:34 p.m., surrounded by his wife, Barbaree, and friends, his agent John S. Kelly said in a statement.

"We are saddened by the passing of beloved actor Leslie Nielsen, probably best remembered as Lt. Frank Drebin in 'The Naked Gun' series of pictures, but who enjoyed a more than 60-year career in motion pictures and television," said Kelly.

Nielsen came to Hollywood in the mid-1950s after performing in 150 live television dramas in New York. With a craggily handsome face, blond hair and 6-foot-2 height, he seemed ideal for a movie leading man.

Nielsen first performed as the king of France in the Paramount operetta "The Vagabond King" with Kathryn Grayson.

The film â€" he called it "The Vagabond Turkey" â€" flopped, but MGM signed him to a seven-year contract.

His first film for that studio was auspicious â€" as the space ship commander in the science fiction classic "Forbidden Planet." He found his best dramatic role as the captain of an overturned ocean liner in the 1972 disaster movie, "The Poseidon Adventure."

He became known as a serious actor, although behind the camera he was a prankster. That was an aspect of his personality never exploited, however, until "Airplane!" was released in 1980 and became a huge hit.

As the doctor aboard a plane in which the pilots, and some of the passengers, become violently ill, Nielsen says they must get to a hospital right away.

"A hospital? What is it?" a flight attendant asks, inquiring about the illness.

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now," Nielsen deadpans.

When he asks a passenger if he can fly the plane, the man replies, "Surely you can't be serious."

Nielsen responds: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Critics argued he was being cast against type, but Nielsen disagreed.

"I've always been cast against type before," he said, adding comedy was what he'd really always wanted to do.

It was what he would do for most of the rest of his career, appearing in such comedies as "Repossessed" (a takeoff on the demonic possession movies like "The Exorcist") and "Mr. Magoo," in which he played the title role of the good-natured bumbler.

Nielsen did play Debbie Reynolds' sweetheart in the popular "Tammy and the Bachelor," a loanout to Universal, and he became well known to baby boomers for his role as the Revolutionary War fighter Francis Marion in the Disney TV adventure series "The Swamp Fox."

Unhappy with his roles at MGM, he asked to be released from his contract. As a freelancer, he appeared in a series of undistinguished movies.

"I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent," he reasoned.

Meanwhile, he remained active in television in guest roles. He also starred in his own series, "The New Breed," "The Protectors" and "Bracken's World," but all were short-lived.

Then "Airplane!" captivated audiences and changed everything.

Producers-directors-writers Jim Abrahams, David and Jerry Zucker had hired Robert Stack, Peter Graves, Lloyd Bridges and Nielsen to spoof their heroic TV images in a satire of flight-in-jeopardy movies.

After the movie's success, the filmmaking trio cast their newfound comic star as Detective Drebin in a TV series, "Police Squad," which trashed the cliches of "Dragnet" and other cop shows. Despite good reviews, NBC canceled it after only four episodes.

"It didn't belong on TV," Nielsen later commented. "It had the kind of humor you had to pay attention to."

The Zuckers and Abraham converted the series into a feature film, "The Naked Gun," with George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson and Priscilla Presley as Nielsen's co-stars. Its huge success led to sequels "The Naked Gun 2 1/2" and "The Naked Gun 33 1/3."

His later movies included "All I Want for Christmas," "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" and "Spy Hard."

Between films he often turned serious, touring with his one-man show on the life of the great defense lawyer, Clarence Darrow.

Nielsen was born Feb. 11, 1926 in Regina, Saskatchewan.

He grew up 200 miles south of the Arctic Circle at Fort Norman, where his father was an officer of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The parents had three sons, and Nielsen once recalled, "There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in."

The elder Nielsen was a troubled man who beat his wife and sons, and Leslie longed to escape. As soon as he graduated from high school at 17, he joined the Royal Canadian Air Force, even though he was legally deaf (he wore hearing aids most of his life.)

After the war, Nielsen worked as a disc jockey at a Calgary radio station, then studied at a Toronto radio school operated by Lorne Greene, who would go on to star on the hit TV series "Bonanza." A scholarship to the Neighborhood Playhouse brought him to New York, where he immersed himself in live television.

Nielsen also was married to: Monica Boyer, 1950-1955; Sandy Ullman, 1958-74; and Brooks Oliver, 1981-85.

Nielsen and his second wife had two daughters, Thea and Maura.
#560
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 29, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
6/55 Philippine Lotto Result for November 29, 2010 Draw. Here's the winning number combination
11-16-42-47-31-37

Jackpot price: P741 Million ra
there's already 1 winner of the top prize. taga luzon kuno.
#561
Quotable Quotes / Re: i want to be in your arms
November 30, 2010, 12:37:52 AM
Quote from: jorgeanna on November 29, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
i like this kind of pose with my banana but OA daw kaayo.. pongot!
nindot bitaw nga setup ann, very sultry and sexy.
#562
according to reports, salvage man tuyo kay daghan man daw ni nahibaw-an nga kaboang sa mga police sa ilang lugar.
#563
6/55 Grand Lotto result on Nov 29

MANILA, Philippines - The winning numbers for the 6/55 Grand Lotto draw on Monday, November 29, are 11-16-42-47-31-37.

The numbers can be in any order.

The jackpot prize for the draw is a record-high P741,176,323.20, according to the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO).

The 6/45 Megalotto draw result, meanwhile, is 31-35-2-16-33-43.

The numbers can be in any order. The jackpot prize for the draw is P5,104,884.60.

The other results for the draw are:

Four Digit: 8-2-0-7

Swertres Lotto: 3-0-2

EZ 2: 21-15

The winning numbers for the Four Digit, Swetres, and EZ 2 must be in exact order.

GRAND 6/55 RESULT NOV. 29, 2010

Monday
Nov 29,2010

Grand 6/55
11-16-42-47-31-37
Jackpot Price: Php 741,176,323.20
numbers in any particular order
(1)winner
Evening Draw Date: 11/29/2010
#564
kung namatay na, kinsa man sad ang nipuli?
#565
Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 23, 2010, 05:08:42 AM
naa pod diay gamay nga drama sa dughan ha!
atong kinabuhi mrs wolf puno sa drama. kulbahinam ug aksyon.
#566
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM NEW IN TUBAG BOHOL
November 29, 2010, 08:33:50 AM
Quote from: samuelma on November 27, 2010, 01:58:34 PM
Taga calape man ko.
pareha ra diay mo ug lungsod ni inday raquel ang proud nga boholana.
#567
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM NEW IN TUBAG BOHOL
November 26, 2010, 01:48:35 AM
taga diin ma diay ka sammy boy? i mean asa man dapita sa bohol ang inyoha?
#568
Fashion Trend / Re: Stylish Slippers
November 26, 2010, 01:37:39 AM
Quote from: islander on November 23, 2010, 10:26:21 PM
among iring banbanon ang ngan luigi di gyod manungkab kay mas ganahan siya silbihan ug fine dining, complete with fork and knife.
ms isles hayahayang luigi gud mura naman nag imong bana hinuon. with fork and knife nya steak well done with mashed potato and fried veggies plus red wine pa. ;D
#569
giungad-ungad sa baboy? hehehe. dili nman ni perversion. naa jud nay intention ang lalake. sugot sad ang babaye kay lagi nakagusto sa lalake, tua ra nigawas sa facebook.
#570
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on November 20, 2010, 02:43:01 PM
LOON: Abes Alabar Almasa Alumbro Amolata Antiquisa Badilla Baratas Barbarona Bonilla Bordios Cabañas Cabañelez Cajegas Calatrava Calma Camilotes Canillo Cañizares Cantones Carcasona Caresosa Carias Carido Carlon Carmona Carpenteros Cartagenas Cartoneros Castañares Castil Castillo Castillon Castrojo Ceballos Colarines Concha Coquilla Coraza Corbita Corciega Coritico Cornito Crodua Cruda Cuaresma Dospueblos Estrada Ferandos Floren Florenosos Flores Formento Fortugaliza Fuertecillos Galan Galban Gallo Ganados Garate Garnica Gastones Geniston Granaderos Gresunes Guadalquiver Guitones Juaton Labastida Labastilla Labesores Lacaba Lacierda Ladeza Lafuente Lampara Lamparas Laniba Lanzaderas Lapasa Lapez Lapiceros Lariba Larido Lasco Lauros Lecias Legitimas Lera Lerin Lesula Libadisos Libasora Libranza Literatus Lituañas Lobrigas Logroño Longjas Lopez Lugo Luminarias Lupiba Luzon Malnegro Mangaron Mante Manuales Maratas Marcojos Marimon Martos Masalta Masamayor Masapequeña Masas Mascariñas Masillones Mataflorida Meguillo Mejares Mejorada Mellijor Merquita Mesina Miflores Miranda Molina Monreal Monredondo Montealegre Montealto Montero Monteros Montes Morastil Moria Mosquera Mulato Murcia Nazareno Orcullo Oreña Painandos Palma Palmitos Palomares Paloso Pamplona Paraguya Pastor Pastoril Patentes Paulinio Pedrigal Pedroso Pelpinosas Penar Peñaranda Penecios Perez Percigas Pergamino Perges Pesidas Pesquira Pesudas Pilotos Piscos Pitos Poligrates Ponte Ponteras Porticos Portrias Posas Pregunta Procianos Pueblas Pueblos Quintano Ramada Rebucas Rebusa Recamadas Regañon Regis Relampagos Rellita Remoreras Requillo Requina Restificar Retutas Riancho/Reanzo Robles Roferos Rojo Romana Romanillos Romea Roslinda Ruano Sabaricos Sablas Sagetarios Salamanca Salavedra Saldaña Salgados Saligumba Salinas Salomon Sanguenza Santillana Sarabusquez Sarpamones Sausa Sefuentes Seprado Sevilla Sierras Simbulas Sobrado Soler Solis Sombrio Soria Sumatra Supremo Tabaranza Taylaran Tenajeros Veloso Vidal Villalon Villalongja
tua ra, naapil jud ang apelyido sa akong lolo nga corbita.
#571
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 23, 2010, 08:26:11 AM
Yes, and sometimes, just sometimes, tears are meant to be shed.



we must clear our eyes from the dust.
#572
Quotable Quotes / Re: i want to be in your arms
November 26, 2010, 01:31:07 AM
#573
Quote from: statesville on November 24, 2010, 09:14:36 AM
Sa kabukiran layo ang kasakit,
  ang kalanggaman ahay! nanag-awit....

Mao gyud BNC, there's one more thing here that's not mention
  that is dehydration...the brain needs to be well-hydrated and of
   course the body as well...tubig!! drink plenty of it.....
everybody needs water, we need to drink water and that's a given. the 10 given above are things that not all people are doing most of the time. and they don't know that those are damaging to the brain.
#574
i would like to earn 1275 pesos a day by just sitting alone. but writing something with a quota of at least 10. maypa magdayok nalang ko mahalinan pa.  ;D
#575
kinsa man pud kaha ang ningharass sa biktima?
#576
Quote from: glacier_71 on November 25, 2010, 11:48:15 PM
mao niy makapordoy ni manny...kining gobyernoha. hahahahaha


mapurdoy jud na si manny kay kaduha kuhaan tax iyang kita. kuhaan pa sa IRS kuhaan pud sa BIR.  ;D
#577
adto ra ni nato masumpo ang 10 habits kung sa bukid ka magpuyo.
didto sa bukid:
1. makakaon jud ug pamahaw kay sayo ka momata
2. dili sad ka maka over eat ka gamay ra man ang mahikay
3. dili ka kapanigarilyo kay pangitaon ang winston ug marlboro
4. mahal ang kamay maong mantinel lang ka ug organic sugar
5. lesser ang pollution
6. dali raka makatug kay hayahay
7. dili na kinahanglang magtabon sa nawong kay presko ang hangin
8. dili ka motrabaho ug masakit ka kay kapoy magdaro
9. daghan ka ug stimulating thoughts kay maghuna-huna man ka unsay imong sunod buhaton
10. daghan ka ug makasulti didto labi na kung tabian ka nga pagkatawo pakighimamat sa mga silingan.

;D
#578
Quote from: fdaray on November 23, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
Lucio Tan is the number one tax evader .
abswelto man gihapon sa iyang kaso. so walay proof or nahulgan ug datung maong nawala ang proofs?
#579
Health and Food / top 10 biggest brain damaging habits
November 23, 2010, 08:09:34 AM
#581
#583
Quotable Quotes / i want to be in your arms
November 23, 2010, 08:04:30 AM
#584
#585
Quotable Quotes / everything happens for a reason
November 23, 2010, 08:03:03 AM
#587
Jokes and Humor / situational drug chart
November 23, 2010, 08:00:50 AM
#589
Jokes and Humor / extension knife with leather bracer
November 23, 2010, 07:58:59 AM
#590
Jokes and Humor / childish dollar
November 23, 2010, 07:58:21 AM
#591
Jokes and Humor / photoshop failed
November 23, 2010, 07:57:51 AM
#592
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Hmm. Doesn't sound attractive enough...  :P
with closely $2 per story, it's not really attractive. i would rather spend my extra time in TB rather than beating deadlines and will just earn more or less $30.
#593
nganong videohan man jud ang ing ana oi.
#594
unsaon man pagdako sa tax sa mga CEO's, COO's ug Consultant ug unsa pa diha? nga gamay ra man ang ilang sweldo sa ilang mga kompanya. puro man consultant fee ug allowance. dili baya na taxable. ang taxes ni manny ug sa mga artista kay gikan sa ilang mga kinitaan sa ilang mga tagsa-tagsa ka propesyon. kung pila ang naa sa kontrata diha sad basehan ang porsyento sa ilang income taxes. bright gud nang mga negosyante. ilang kompanya nagbayad ug binilyong business tax maong moingon pud na sila sobra kung milyon-milyon pa ilang income tax. maong dapat usbon sa BIR ilang tax schemes. kung kinsa tong naa dagkong negosyo, dako sad buhisan. tiaw mo nang si lucio tan wala masud sa top 100, giunsa gud na nila pagkwenta.
#595
pwerte na ka stretch ang nawong ni mommy meldy pero gay-ot na ang ilawom. di na mada ug botox. ;D
#596
Quote from: glacier_71 on November 19, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
wish i am like u, bnc, nga kugihan ba..nagpadayonon.. ;)
ani ra man gud ko diri makapahungaw sa akong kalipay ug kaguol glace.
#597
Jokes and Humor / Re: viagra advertisement
November 23, 2010, 04:44:27 AM
Quote from: hofelina on November 22, 2010, 05:40:14 AM
Viagra enables man to have an erection. A wife complained that a woman´s view was never asked, if it is alright with her.
manay tess, if this is true that a woman complained about this then the board member here in cebu could be correct in filing a bill that every man who purchases sex enhancing drugs from any drugstores much present a letter of consent from his wife.
#598
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 09:17:40 AM




8)
mura naman ni ug bul-og sa tubig sa dam bai hubs.
#599
Jokes and Humor / do i hear 52 in here?
November 22, 2010, 04:13:33 AM
#600
Jokes and Humor / parking slot for sale?
November 22, 2010, 04:13:03 AM