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#4901
Quote from: hofelina on October 22, 2009, 05:56:01 PM
Walay nay watermelon, kondili butong pakwan na lang ang akong ipaka-on sa akong pinangga! ha ha ha

pls take note if you ever care for someone and trust exist, watermelon is not necessary for a warm romance and wonderful sex, kini ang tambag ni Manay! ;D

Sakto ni Manay. hahahahaha

Ang nakalisud kay ang gugmang nag-urot urot kano daling mahurot. Na, unsaon na lamang ni. ;D

Kinahanglan magstock na ko ug pakwan. Mura ug dili ma ni madaut siguro. lol
#4902
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 23, 2009, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Candijaynon on October 22, 2009, 09:53:45 PM
pwede siguro pud ug carbon paper na lang iputos ug way available nga black nga tela sa ila ofis

aruy! hahahahaha.

ajaw ka balaka miga candi, diay nay floor map diria, baga baga jud ni ug mga tela. dili na siguro ni abton sa radiation.

another tip diay, limit the use of cellphone (this only applies to call) to four hours a day ra kay makadaut daw sa sperm count ang too much call kay ang radiation.

better text na lamang kono unja kung wa gigamit ang cellphone, ipahilajo aron dili ka maabot sa radiation.
#4903
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 23, 2009, 09:59:25 AM
advice of the the day:

Live your life today as if this is your last. Live it not the hedonistic way but by doing the things you ought to do like saying sorry or i love you.

#4904
Quote from: catalina on October 23, 2009, 09:53:52 AM
\di ko kabalo og asa nako i pasok.ga try ko wala man.hala kawata to ako photobucket maoy ihatag

Adto ka mopost sa Picture of Yourself Te, unja ipanawagan lamang ni Bay Bedo nga mao toy ibutang sa Video nga pic. ;D
#4905
Bible Study / Re: Gospel Of The Day
October 23, 2009, 09:55:49 AM
Readings for Today - October 23, 2009

1st READING

The struggle Paul speaks of here is the struggle of the good person who is finding it impossible to do the right thing. The truth of the matter for Christians is that this should not be our struggle as we ought to be living in the victory of Christ on a daily basis. Paul expresses this in exclaiming at the end that it is in Jesus Christ that his wretchedness is redeemed. This is true for us as well, if we are willing to surrender our lives to Christ through faith.

Romans 7:18-25a
18 Brothers and sisters: I know that good does not dwell in me, that is, in my flesh. The willing is ready at hand, but doing the good is not. 19 For I do not do the good I want, but I do the evil I do not want. 20 Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me. 21 So, then, I discover the principle that when I want to do right, evil is at hand. 22 For I take delight in the law of God, in my inner self, 23 but I see in my members another principle at war with the law of my mind, taking me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24 Miserable one that I am! Who will deliver me from this mortal body? 25 Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord.

P S A L M

Psalm 119:66. 68. 76. 77. 93. 94
R: Lord, teach me your statutes.
66 Teach me wisdom and knowledge, for in your commands I trust. (R) 68 You are good and bountiful; teach me your statutes. (R) 76 Let your kindness comfort me according to your promise to your servants. (R) 77 Let your compassion come to me that I may live, for your law is my delight. (R) 93 Never will I forget your precepts, for through them you give me life. (R) 94 I am yours; save me, for I have sought your precepts. (R)

G O S P E L

If we have a gift we should use it. If we have gained wisdom in the eyes of the world or the eyes of God, we should use it. We should employ all the gifts and resources we have in building God’s Kingdom at every opportunity. Let us always look out for opportunities that we can give witness to God and His love to others so that they might be called into the same experience of God’s love that we have been so blessed to have received.

Luke 12:54-59
54 Jesus said to the crowds, “When you see a cloud rising in the west you say immediately that it is going to rain â€" and so it does; 55 and when you notice that the wind is blowing from the south you say that it is going to be hot â€" and so it is. 56 You hypocrites! You know how to interpret the appearance of the earth and the sky; why do you not know how to interpret the present time? 57 “Why do you not judge for yourselves what is right? 58 If you are to go with your opponent before a magistrate, make an effort to settle the matter on the way; otherwise your opponent will turn you over to the judge, and the judge hand you over to the constable, and the constable throw you into prison. 59 I say to you, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny.”
#4906
Quote from: catalina on October 23, 2009, 09:50:15 AM
kadugajang salimuang,mabuang

oi Te Cat, hatag ug pic nimo aron maapil ka didtoa sa Video. hehehehe

arang muota naho kay naakip man ko didtoa, duha ka buok nga mga pic. ;D

hasta pud ning si Sabina kinahanglan ug pic, hasta te misty ug si bay hubag. hasta pud si bay vito. ;D
#4907
Eyeball / Re: TubagBohol.com Video 2009
October 23, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
aguy! Kakita na ko sa ahoang pag starring didto. hehehehehe

lipay pud ko kay naakip ahong mga dabarkads, mga gara-garaon ra ba pud na sila.

daghang salamat bay beds, pastila, abtik lagi kaajo ba. ;D

ilhan nga gasige ug kaon ug pakwan matod pa ni Manay Hofelina. ;D
#4908
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 23, 2009, 09:35:12 AM
Ahong sabot aning mukjo, kaliwat og troglodyte.

Na, misamot, unsa man pud ning TROGLODYTE nimo Bay HUbs?
#4909
Quote from: sab_sad on October 22, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
NILALANG NGA NAGSALIMUANG

nilalang nga nagsalimuang
sa kasakit og pag-antus
sa gugmang hilabihan

miabot ang binuhat nga
andam mo tagana sa
nagpakabuang mong dughan

nakalingkawas ang nilalang
nga nagsalimuang
nga dugay rang naghambin
og nagkamangkamang
sa gugmang nahiaguman

nilalang nga nagsalimuang
sa kanunay nilang panag-uban
mibaton og tumang kalipay
nga gipatagamtam

sa wala pag damha
may miabot na binuhat
sa nilalang nga nagsalimuang
mitanyag sa gugmang gigahin
og kini sa alimpatakan nakapabahin

nilalang nga nagsalimuang
mibalik og nagpakabuang
sa dughan nga dugay rang
nagpaalim sa samad nga hilabihan

nilalang nagsalimuang
nagpabiling luhaan
sa nahiaguman
sa gugmang tampalasan
:'( :'( :'( :'( Ada uroy ning nilalang nga nagsalimuang nimo Sabina. Hahahahahaha
#4910
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Perfection in Imperfections
October 23, 2009, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: hofelina on October 22, 2009, 04:56:53 AM
Was this an email? I got the same thing sometime ago, nice posting by the way.

Oo Manay, pero niadtong usa ka adlaw pa na naho nadawat (Oct. 21, 2009). First time pud naho mabasa ang storya and I like it mao nang ahong gishare diria. Hehehehe

Nindot kaajo ba.
#4911
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: To Iradel
October 23, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Ang storya ana:

Milakaw - Mibalik - Gipalakaw

Nakahungaw na lagi cat, katapusang yugto na na. A sign of respect to a love story nga ahong naagian. ;D
#4912
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 23, 2009, 09:36:14 AM
Bro, daghang salamat sa imohang gishare na secret. Kahibawo nga kining imong gisulti tinuod kay I, myself, naexperience na ni naho. Amen.

Bro, daghang salamat kay since nabasa naho ang imohang mga posts ug mga threads, ilabina ang imong pag-ampo karon everytime nga mag-ampo ko most of the times makahilak nako, ambot ngano ug unsa pero siguro kay mas nabati na anho Sija ron kaysa niadto.

Daghang salamat bro. You are truly blessed and I know, the good Lord is looking down at you with a big smile. Keep the work of evengelization. You have fulfilled the task of announcing and letting the world hear the word of our saviour, Jesus.

Thank you bro. Have a nice day ahead of you. ;D
#4913
Jokes and Humor / Re: UnZaon na Lang
October 23, 2009, 09:29:45 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 23, 2009, 02:06:37 AM
lumalambot or lumalaylay na ari?

Hahahahaha. Arang ka lain naman ning imohang translation bay.

Ang DEPRECIATED ASSET is LASPAG NA PAG-AARI. ;D
#4914
General Topic / Re: YOU WONT ALWAYS GET WAT U WANTED...
October 23, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 23, 2009, 03:56:57 AM
sa una kung pangutan-on ko sa akong mga higala, unsay imong ideal woman nga imong gustong pakaslan? akong tubag nila bahalag datu basta kay gwapa. tuod man nilabay ang mga katuigan ug nangaminyo ming tanan. nagkita mi ug nagkatapok one time ug among gipangbalik among mga naagian sa una. nya dihay usa nikalit ug kahinumdum sa akong gipangsulti kabahin sa akong ideal woman nga pakaslan. ngutana dayon siya ug natinuod ba nga datu ug gwapa akong naasawa. ako siyang gitubag pwerteng pagkatinuora. ang akong naasawa datu kaayo dili sa material nga butang kundili sa kaalam ug sa diosnong buhat. gwapa kaayo dili physically kundili ug sa batasan ug maayong gawi. mao nang I didn't get what I really wanted but I get is more than what I wanted. im so lucky to have a wife like her. that's why i love her that much.

Another great love story. Cheers bro! ;D
#4915
General Topic / Re: YOU WONT ALWAYS GET WAT U WANTED...
October 23, 2009, 09:27:36 AM
Quote from: Ryard on October 22, 2009, 06:16:02 PM
BRO,i love her so much that I courted my wife because she looks like her. But i told my wife that I was wrong all the way,she was not like her BUT MORE THAN HER...I've learned to love my wife more than i love such girl.

Brod, kanang atong naagian bitaw kay part ni sa plano sa taas. There are really plans for us that we could not fathom kay only Him knows what's best for us and what could make us better if not the best person we could ever be.

Salamat kay misunod ka sa plano sa Ginoo ug wa ka nagsupak. Let us put our trust in Him and surely He will reward us with great favors, blessings and gifts we could never imagine or think of, which is in your case, your lovely wife and your happy family.

He surely works in various ways for those who love Him.

Mao nang ang sakto aning imohang thread YOU DONT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANTED BECAUSE WHAT YOU GOT IS FAR MORE BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU WANTED.

Keep the fire burning in your family bro. Best Regards.
#4916
Quote from: carlingv on October 22, 2009, 12:26:34 PM
bai Tigs, ang misagpa sa tawo kanang mga mukjo nga anaa magpuyo sa kalibunan,dili ingon nato.Busa advice ko lang sa atong mga balikbayan nga sa dili pa mo-ambak sa suba or mangehi man manabi gayud. Kon anaa kamo sa inuman kon si kinsa ang mo-abli sa tanduway o unsang botellya, imo gayud nga hatagan ug gamay sa mga tawo nga dili mo makita pinaagi sa paglabay ug pila sa imnu-non para nila, ug mahimo sagulan usab ug sulti nga para ninyo ni. salamat bay.

sa amoa pud bay, ing-ana pud ang mga palahubog, pero taymsa, unsa man ning mukjo?
#4917
Anonymous Diary Blog / To Iradel
October 22, 2009, 05:16:00 PM
Dear Iradel,

Sa imong pagbija ang ahong kasingkasing wala maguba. Aho ning gimugna ning suwata aron mapabuhagay diha kanimo ang ahong gusto isulti ug mga panghinaut sa atong paglagjo.

Una sa tanan, daghang salamat sa tanang nahitabo sa atong relasyon. Dili ko makalimtan ang tanang butang nga imong gihimo para kanaho ug sa ahong pamilya. Daghang salamat nga sa mga niaging mabugnawong gabii sa atong relasyon imo kong gihatagan ug kainit nga nakatagbaw aron dili ako mamatay sa kabugnaw sa kagabihion.

Daghang salamat sa imong pagpakatawa naho sa dihang ako nagmasulob-on ug sa dihang gikinahanglan naho ang imong presensiya, miabot gajud ka.

Daghang salamat sa mga I Love You’s ug mga pahimangno kanaho aron ako dili mahiagum sa kalisud o sakit sa lawas.

Daghang salamat nga sa mga importanteng bahin sa ahong kinabuhi diha ka, sa ahong graduation, sa ahong pegboard, sa ahong pag oath taking ug sa ahong pagpanarbaho.

Daghang salamat nga imong gipaila ila kanako ang imong pamilya. Pamilya nga nahimong suod naho kaajo. Pamilya nga giisip ko nga kabahin nila ug nagpakita naho ug pagmahal nga nagpasabot nga ako ilang gidawat sa injong banay.

Daghang salamat kay nakaila naho si Mama Irene, Papa Paco, Yogyog, Ate Charo, Ate Joan, Zea, ug ang uban pa. Daghang salamat sa pagtindog ug paglaban sa atong pagminahalay sa dihang misupak ang imohang Kuya Leo. Dili naho sila hikalimtan sa dayon.

Daghang salamat sa imong gipanghatag kanako nga mga gamit ug butang.

Ug ilabi nang daghang salamat sa gugma nga imong gipakita kanako sa dihang kita pang duha. Ikaw ang maingon naho nga first love tungod sa atong kaseryoso, kuwang na lamang kasal.

Manghinaut ko nga buligan unta ka sa Labaw nga Makagagahum sa kanunay ug tanang panahon. Kanunay mo naho nga iapil sa ahong pag-ampo matag adlaw. Sa imong paglakaw sa kalibutan, ajaw ug sige ug duko sa juta kundili hangad panagsa sa langit kay Ija kang tultulan sa kanunay, sigurado na.

Sa imong pagbija, ang ahong gabii mahimo nang mabugnawon sa kanunay pero kinahanglan na natong maglagjo kay wan a ko malipay sa imong gipakita naho. Ajaw kabalaka, wa ko masuko ni magdumot. Kahibawo ka nga dili ko ing-ana nga pagkatawo.

Kining suwata nagama aron isip respeto nimo. Everything is done. What’s done is done na.

Bye bye na.
#4918
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Letter to Santa Clause.
October 22, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
Dear Santa Claus,

Karon kay hapit na pud ang pasko, naa unta koy pangajoon nimo. Hinaut unta nga imo kong mahatagan pero kung dili pud okay ra, konsiyensiya na nimo. Joke!

Hinaut unta nga makaplagan na naho ang ahong gipangita. Dugay ra gajud ni nahong gipangita. Ug wa ka makagets, aho na lamang kang i PM unja.

Daghang salamat Santa Cluas. Magsab-it ko ug medyas sa amoang bintana kay I always believe in you. Kay sauna may bobot man gajud ag ahong medyas kada tuig, dili malab-angan bisan pa ug lisud ang kinabuhi.

Daghang salamat Abay SC.
#4919
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Xmas Wish - Any?
October 22, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
Quote from: willmerit on October 22, 2009, 11:56:05 AM
nindot imong wish tigs

Mas nindot ni Bay Will, kung matinuod.
#4920
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 22, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
Paperworks, dang siplat gamay sa TB. Karon kay nahuman naman tanan, dia na nagtambay sa TB kanunay.
#4921
Jokes and Humor / Re: UnZaon na Lang
October 22, 2009, 03:56:59 PM
Quote from: BlueAngel on October 21, 2009, 07:34:44 AM
wla lagi ko nahinog ky homan ko nakabanga-an minglupad man dayon si Darna
so ala nako time magpahinog gets mo nah?
pero pag abot nako diwe, ingon sila sugod daw ko sa uno, so namiyabas napod ko ;)
and so here i am cgig tan-aw ug numero nga dli akoa - awah !

ah, gets na naho blue. hehehehe

basta inanaja ug tan-og sa kaban aron mahinog na ka, butangi ug abo aron madali ug kahinog. hehehehe

ing-anan jud na ang kinabuhi nato, mamroblema sa problema sa uban. wahahahahaha

regards dihaa blue. ;D
#4922
Binisaja sa Mga Pangan sa mga Adlaw

Monday - Tingbukad

Tuesday - Dumason

Wednesday - Ducutducut

Thursday - Bailobailo

Friday - Danghus

Saturday - Hingot-hingot

Sunday - Liguidliguid

Page 17, Glimpse in History of Early Cebu by Professor Lina Quimat of Cebu Historical Society.
#4923
Kalooy pud ani nila oi. Tsk tsk. Mura pud ni sa ato.
#4924
Ang Kahimtang ni Ondoy

Wala man makapanukad pa si Ondoy,
Miagi kaniya ang makusog nga hoyohoy,
Gipasagdan sa lamang nija nga mangandoy,
Kaugalingon gipalingkod ilawom sa kahoy.

Sa dughan nga gibinuangan ug looy,
Mikatkat ug mikaon sa tambal nga loyloy,
Aron ang naghigwaos nga dughan dili manumboy,
Ky lisud na, basin hubag mobuto ang kang Botoy.

Nagpanuko na si Ondoy nga mobagdoy,
Kay sa naagian daghan ug nangaangin nalooy,
Samtang gawasnon pa ug kusog molangoy,
Tagamtamon sa nija ang kalipay aron dili minghoy.

Asa ra man na bitaw kung Ginoo maoy magpalaraoy,
Klaro gajud ang dalan nga laktan nila Ondoy,
Sa kadugajan mahagbong kutsilyo nga nagtaroy,
Ug mokatawa sa dajon dili na magminghoy.
#4925
Philippine Laws / Re: Bomba
October 22, 2009, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on October 22, 2009, 09:35:59 AM
Ngano man sa 1960s ug 1970s bomba man ang tawag sa mga sexy movies sa Philippines?

Kasagaran siguro sa manan-aw ato nga mga salida magpaboto pud ug bomba. ;D
#4926
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
October 22, 2009, 03:15:56 PM
Leon Guerrero Between Your Legs
#4927
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 22, 2009, 03:04:09 PM

Hahahaha..teacher bitaw na siya Tigs sa ka way raru, si Vito pod doctor sa mga vitok.Si prince ug princess maayo unta magdayon kay uyon man si Master nila.

aguy! tan-awon lamang nato ning dagan sa panahon te. ;D

hahahahaha.
#4928
Young diay ni maajo? Unja kay kusog pa man ang tuhod Manay? Hehehehehe
#4929
Quote from: indaymen50 on October 22, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
Na  hala  kay  mao  man  kahay  angay para  way  gubot!! Okay lang  bitaw! :P

Mao maam. Magubot ta ani ug dili ka mosugot kay Maam jud ahoa ba. ;D

Best regards dihaa ninjo Maam.
#4930
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 22, 2009, 02:55:11 PM
Master Hubag,Prince Tigbao,Princess Sabina,Teacher Cat,Dr. Vits,Maestro Koddi,Prof. Bugsay,Servant Misty,Red Angel Riding Hood,Santa Gwargz.. ;D ;D

Wahahahahaha. Teacher si Te Cat? aguy!

Dr. si Bay Vits? Wahahahahaha
#4931
Buhii na ang Salampati

Buhii na intawon ang langgam nga naguol,
Sa daplin sa hawla kining naggaagungol,
Maluoy ka na intawon, sa nilalang malooy,
Wa na maghuni ni magpadungog ug taghoy.

Samdan na ang langgam sa tay-an nga puthaw,
Puthaw sa kaguol sa hawlang sa kamingaw,
Piang na ang tiil sa nilalang nga naglakaw,
Napiang sa laang sa gugmang way hinungdan.

Ajaw na kubti ang rehas sa kamingaw,
Ajaw na agda ang naglupad-lupad nga langaw,
Ajaw na hanggaba ang hangin sa kasakit,
Dalia na intawon ang pagbuhi sa langgam napitpit.

#4932
Quote from: indaymen50 on October 22, 2009, 02:35:30 PM
Bitaw Tigbao, naa koy anak  nga  ka-edad nimo  kay  dugay  man  itawon  ko  nagsugod ug familya....mahimo  pod  ug  may mommy  na  lang ka....basta  ajaw lang nang ma'am  kay  labihan  ka-formal.

Dugay diay ka naminjo Maam? Aw, dili pud ko ug Mommy Maam kay muran naman ug nangankon ko ani ug nanay. Hehehehe

Kuan na lamang lagi Maam, Maam na lamang gajud ba. Ajaw lamang kataha kay its a sign of respect man. Maam ha? ;D
#4933
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 12:43:19 PM
good for one week na, by tigs.  ;D

maajo ug one week ra bay nga mura naman ni ug lifetime reflection ning giprovide diria. hahahahahaha
#4934
mura ug tahor/ korek = nagpamao-mao, kasagaran ni isulti sa mga bata ba nga ang nilihukan mura na ug dinagko
#4935
for girls and for boys ba ang effect ani Manay?
#4936
Quote from: hofelina on September 21, 2009, 05:54:40 AM
Eating watermelon has a similar effect on the body to Viagra, according to researchers in the US.

It's down to a chemical called citrulline which is found in the juicy fruit.

Citrulline is an organic compound which affects the body's blood vessels in the same way as the sex enhancement pills.

It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily.

The research comes from the US' Texas Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Centre.

Dr Bhimu Patil led the research. He said: "We've always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.

"Watermelon may not be as organ specific as Viagra... but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects."

It's also claimed watermelons are good for your heart and immune system.

The vast majority of watermelon (92%) is made up of water. But the remaining 8% is loaded with the anti-oxidant lycopene which is also good for your skin.BBC



Dia ra ang secret diay! Hahahahahaha ;D
#4937
General Topic / Re: YOU WONT ALWAYS GET WAT U WANTED...
October 22, 2009, 02:05:32 PM
Quote from: Ryard on October 20, 2009, 09:15:09 AM
I have a girlfriend for 7 years but frankly speaking she has 4 other BF within that period which made me go nuts at that time.Worst is she gets preggy with my friend and they are now happily married.You wont always get wat u want.God has plans for all of us.He might give it to you but in his own way and time.Anyway,Im all good now.Happily married,a good career and a loving wife....

Oi, maajo kay wa ka maghikog bay? Mura man ug bug-at ning imohang problema. Karon pa ko kabasa ani da. Mas dako pa imohang problama kaysa naho. Hehehehehe

Bitaw, klarong pangutana, nganong ang title sa imohang thread kay You Dont Always Get What You Wanted man? Unsa man, naanugon pa ka sa imohang miagi?

Sumpay unja adto sa Unsay Imong Nakat-unan sa Dihang Nahigugma Ka? nga thread.

Thanks bay. More power sa imohang pamilya. ;D
#4938
Ang moingon ug sobra ug napo kay disqualified. :D

(Akip na ko ani)
#4939
Genghis Khan

Napoleon Bonaparte

Fidel Castro

William  Shakespeare

Adolf Hitler

Mao Tse Tsung

Charlie Chaplain

Albert Einstein

Mahatma Gandhi

Yasir Arafat

Che Guevarra

Mother Teresa of Calcutta
#4940
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 12:24:02 PM
di jud pwede bisan gamitan og nipper? hahaha

puwede bay pero with the aid of magnifying glass
#4941
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:25:45 PM
mura kuno og WATI

hahahahaha si Sabina maoy sad-an aning tanan. ;D
#4942
buwan-buwan ug utok = moody nga pagakatawo, mokalit ra ug kahilom unja masuko
#4943
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 22, 2009, 12:11:27 PM
Bwahaha. Ngano man, Cat, kay lihokan?

Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:12:11 PM
sa kagamay

Waaaaah! Gipareglahan na pud ko ani. Aguy! Hahahahahaha
#4944
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:14:52 PM
lips sealed na lang.kay mauwaw

natagukan sa tinunuang nangka cat. hahahahaha
#4945
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 22, 2009, 12:08:23 PM
Ning-angkon man gud kang "occasionally", Bay Glace. Tan-awa si Bay Tigs, "never" jud ijang tubag. ;D

Kay wa pa ko makatubag ani bay hubs, kung ako pangutan on :-X :-X
#4946
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 22, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
puro baboy na tigs.baboy putig dugo,og puwag dugo.

sukad Te karon pa ko kakaon ug baboy nga sunod-sunod kay nag no four legged diet ko. ;D
#4947
Hahahahaha. Muot ning imong giingon nga gisagpa sa dili ingon nato bay carl. Unsa may nisagpa nga tiaw ani? Duwende ba o Agta? ;D

#4948
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 22, 2009, 12:05:04 PM
adobong baboy ug tinunuang nangka (sa Tagalog nga pagkaluto)
#4949
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
kuyawa pod tigs mahubsan na kalakiha si glace
peace

aw, tubod man siguro pud na si bay glace Te Cat. ;D

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 11:49:57 AM
mahimo tang malnourished tan-awon ana. hahahaha

Aw, kaon ug duro bay, mura bag sa gikuhaan sa dugo nga pakan-on ug daghan aron mahimsog dajon.
#4950
Jokes and Humor / Re: dyok dyok dyok
October 22, 2009, 12:01:36 PM
Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 22, 2009, 11:19:17 AM
Hehe.  Kini si Lola murag daghan na neg kaagi da.  Basin sya tong starring sa estorya nga gi u-turn sa taxi driver ? Hehe


Unsa ba gud nang istoryaha bay beds? wa man ko kabasa ana. ;D
#4951
Naghuna huna ko ron kung nabusog na ba ko o wa pa gihapon. ;D
#4952
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 22, 2009, 11:29:52 AM
Mao jud tingali ni imong swerte, Bay Tigs. ;D

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 11:35:17 AM
good point for the next reflection na. bwahahahahaha

Suwerte kay I dont need to think sa sunod ireflect. Given na ang topic hasta ang reflection, mobasa na lamang ko ani diay. ;D
#4953
Jokes and Humor / Re: dyok dyok dyok
October 22, 2009, 11:00:51 AM
Lola Gihold up..
Lola: wa ko'y kwarta!
Holdaper: Naa! kahibalo ko asa nimo gbutang!
(Gikuot sa holdaper ang iyang bra)
Lola: Doy padayon, naa pa cheke sa ubos!
#4954
Jokes and Humor / Re: dyok dyok dyok
October 22, 2009, 11:00:26 AM
Anak: Tay unsay English sa otot?
Tatay: Wind of Change
Anak: Ug Otot nga wa tingog?
Tatay: Sound of Silence
Anak: Ug Otot nga dalang tae tay?
Tatay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Pag ka bright dyod ning tatay, Liwat dyod ko nimo!
#4955
Naghuna-huna ko ug unsay buhaton kay wa pa may gihatag nga work. Magbalintong balintong sa ko siguro diri ron. ;D
#4956
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 06:49:09 PM
Uy,nganong kasayo ba.

Mao diay kay mo hapit pa. ;D

Mohapit pa sa bangag te. Pero wa ko kahapit gahapon. Wa ko kalili sa bangag. :D
#4957
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 10:24:26 AM
og dili katukad ajaw katiglum

ha? nganong dili man motiglum hinoon cat? imbis mao nay tambaw sa dili katugkad, atiglumon na lamang. :D
#4958
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
October 22, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
Carrier Between Your Legs
#4959
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 22, 2009, 10:31:19 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 22, 2009, 04:57:25 AM
This is the secret to life's success, bro.

Pray and Pray. Through prayer, we can DO.


Yes Jesus! We Can!

Mao jud brod. Prayer and prayer. Sa kadugajan, mapul-an na nimong Ginoo ug paminaw sa imohang prayer ihatag lagi na Nija sa way oras. You will see it.
#4960
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 22, 2009, 10:29:22 AM
Reach His hand, he is reaching out to you. ;D

Smile lang.
#4961
Day,

Naunsa naman intawon ka oi, mura man ka ug way gikat-unan sa imohang kinabuhi. Siguradoa nang imohang utok kay murag wa na maalign ang mga ruska. Paghuna-huna sa ug tarong kay basin ako maakip sa imong pagkakuwang-kuwang gamay. I'll give you three months ha.

Within that period, discernment ang buhata aron maklaro na ta ani ug asa ta padung. Naunsa mang ka oi, usahay makapangutana na ra ba intawon ko. Pagklaro na.

You are always in my prayers, your family as well.
#4962
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2009, 01:43:09 PM
Mora man nig bottomless pit; manganawkanaw ang atoa ani. ;D

Hahahahaha. Sa makatugkad lang bay hubs. Malas ang dili. :D
#4963
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 09:32:32 AM
occasionally, bwahahahahahaha.

Unsa may buot ipasabot anang occasionally bay glace? Every four hours murag paracetamol intake? ;D
#4964
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 09:33:30 AM
tila dang kit kit  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aguy, gikan pa ko sa reflection mao man dajon ni ahong nabasahan. ;D
#4965
Bible Study / Re: Gospel Of The Day
October 22, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
Readings for today â€" October 22, 2009

1st READING

Paul reminds us again that the choice is ours. We must choose to place our lives and bodies in the service of righteousness. This requires persistence on our part for, even though the devil has been defeated by Jesus, he has not given up and he still hopes to lure people away from a life of righteousness into a life of sin and despair. Judging from the state of the world, he is not totally unsuccessful. Let us pray that we would not become part of his army but that we would choose to be soldiers for Christ.

Romans 6:19-23
19 Brothers and sisters: I am speaking in human terms because of the weakness of your nature. For just as you presented the parts of your bodies as slaves to impurity and to lawlessness for lawlessness, so now present them as slaves to righteousness for sanctification. 20 For when you were slaves of sin, you were free from righteousness. 21 But what profit did you get then from the things of which you are now ashamed? For the end of those things is death. 22 But now that you have been freed from sin and have become slaves of God, the benefit that you have leads to sanctification, and its end is eternal life. 23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

P S A L M

[Psalm 1:1-2. 3. 4 and 6
R: Blessed are they who hope in the Lord.
1 Blessed the man who follows not the counsel of the wicked nor walks in the way of sinners, nor sits in the company of the insolent, 2 but delights in the law of the LORD and meditates on his law day and night. (R) 3 He is like a tree planted near running water, that yields its fruit in due season, and whose leaves never fade. Whatever he does, prospers. (R) 4 Not so the wicked, not so; they are like chaff which the wind drives away. 6 For the LORD watches over the way of the just, but the way of the wicked vanishes. (R)

G O S P E L

Jesus knows that He has been given a task by His Father in Heaven, namely to save humanity from sin. It is this longing to complete His assigned task out of loving obedience to His Father that is the source of Jesus’ cry in today’s Gospel. We should all have a similar cry in the depths of our hearts â€" crying out to God for our and all humanity’s salvation â€" and seeking to do all we can to contribute to the reaching of this goal.

Luke 12:49-53
49 Jesus said to his disciples: “I have come to set the earth on fire, and how I wish it were already blazing! 50 There is a baptism with which I must be baptized, and how great is my anguish until it is accomplished! 51 Do you think that I have come to establish peace on the earth? No, I tell you, but rather division. 52 From now on a household of five will be divided, three against two and two against three; 53 a father will be divided against his son and a son against his father, a mother against her daughter and a daughter against her mother, a mother-in-law against her daughter-in-law and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.”

#4966
Inspiration & Hope / Re: In my moment of solitude
October 22, 2009, 10:06:39 AM
Quote from: Gener on October 19, 2009, 01:29:12 PM

Give God what’s right; not what’s left.
Man’s way leads to hopelessness; God’s way leads to endless hope.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
Give Satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.
Never give Satan a ride; he will always want to drive.
Exercise daily; walk with the Lord.
Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
WARNING: Exposure to Son may prevent burning.
We don’t change God’s message; His message changes us.
Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.
In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period.
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Gener, thanks for sharing.

The Lord always find ways on letting you feel He is with you. I just did.

Lord, I entrust my life to you. Ikaw nay bahala sa tanan. Wa na koy laing pangajoon, You're care, You're love and guidance is my strength, my hope and my courage. Thank you kaajo.
#4967
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Xmas Wish - Any?
October 22, 2009, 09:48:12 AM
Serious Christmas Wish naho:

Una, nga himsog unta ming tanang miyembro sa among banay sa kanunay, bisan ug way kuwarta kaajo basta mga himsog, ilabina si Mama ug Papa.

Ikaduha, nga unta ________________________, kahibawo na ka Lord, ikaw nay maantigo. ;D

Ikatulo, tanan untang miyembro diri sa TB mga himsog pud ug way kakulian sa kinabuhi aron tanan lipay.

Ikaupat, nga unta makatarong ug botar ang mga Pilipino kay aron naa nay kabag-ohan sa nasud nga Pilipinhon.

Ikalima, nga tanan unta malipajon karong pasko. ;D Sama ato, nakasmile.

#4968
Quote from: lalyoo on October 21, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
Taga Tig sa tagawog pana MUNI-MUNI Ja Ug sa ato pa ANGU-ANGU na na si EStrada! bwahahaha

Mibalik na ni pagkabata diay bay lay? hahahahaha
#4969
Naghuna-huna ko ron nga mouli na. ;D
#4970
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 06:02:22 PM
Hahahahaha

Wa pa katugdang, nanglupad pa. Ako ani manghipos na pud.

Sabina, asa ka ra man? Arang ka sajo miuli oi. ;D
#4971
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 05:56:29 PM
Nagkita mo ni Mao Tse Tsung Te? Unja kumusta man? China? NGanong China man? Nalibog ko da.
#4972
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 05:53:41 PM
Te Cat, dis-a mang ka gikan?
#4973
Ang bagjo ani magkatawa. Sama ani ;D
#4974
'Erap declaration will improve his poll rank'
Philstar.com - Wednesday, October 21SendIM StoryPrint.MANILA, Philippines â€" Former president Joseph Estrada's standing in surveys will improve after he officially launches his presidential bid in the 2010 elections, his spokesperson said today (Oct. 21).

Margaux Salcedo, Estrada’s spokesperson, claimed that the former chief executive, a convicted plunderer, will do better after his declaration this afternoon in a convention of the United Opposition coalition party in Tondo, Manila.

"Once he officially declares his intention (to run) as president in next year's elections, we expect him to do better in the surveys," Salcedo said in a media forum in Greenhills, San Juan City.

Estrada ranked third in the latest Social Weather Stations poll on preferred presidential aspirants, trailing behind Senators Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III and Manny Villar.

Salcedo said people will be more conscious of Estrada as a serious contender in the presidential derby with his declaration.

Also expected to attend the UNO convention at Plaza Amado Hernandez in Tondo this afternoon are Makati City Mayor Jejomar Binay â€" Estrada's reported runningmate â€" and some of the coalition’s senatorial candidates, including Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada and lawyer Aquilino "Koko" Pimentel  III. - By Dennis Carcamo (Philstar News Service, www.philstar.com)
#4975
Kay mao bitaw. Mokandidato kono ang ijang Bise kay si Binay. Ambot na lamang. Ug mao gihapon ni modaug ni si Erap mang kaha ni sija, moapply ko asylum status sa Iraq dili gani Afghanistan.
#4976
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 21, 2009, 04:53:03 PM
Paperworks, paperworks, kakapoy na intawon. :D
#4977
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 01:43:41 PM
cacao

Mao ni saktong tubag Sabina. Naunsa man ni. :D

Cheers Te Cat!
#4978
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 21, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
i find it romantic man gud...hahahahahaha....:x :x

Iring iring sauna ni Maam ni da. Murag nakagets ko aning istoryahana. :D
#4979
Quote from: indaymen50 on October 21, 2009, 03:29:18 PM
Thank  you  Sir! :P

aguy, gipareglahan ko ni Maam. Ara pa kong kabata intawon Maam oi. Apo ra ko nimo siguro.
#4980
Wa pa, murag dili pa ko contented sa mga balak. Hahahahaha. Te, daghang thank you. Murag nahupay gamay ko ani da. :D
#4981
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
October 21, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
Bee Between Your Legs
#4982
kugmong nalawos sa udtong tutok = way energy, mura luja kaajo ang lihok ug pangisip, gikapoy kaajo
#4983
Second the motion pud ko ani. Te, ajoha ang balak ni Botoy, maajo nang unja inig lili naho ug utro, nibuto na. Fish be with you Bay Hubs. ;D
#4984
Quote from: sab_sad on October 21, 2009, 03:08:21 PM
hahhaha btw dli nto kajo ipahalata ba..naa paman pudkoy batikon nahabilen at les dli kaU tantong luod imong balak..hahhhaah ;D

Pasumangil, naa diay toy dakong pangil. Hahahahahahahaha

Hikhikhikhik diay ang katawa dapat ron. ;D
#4985
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 03:03:25 PM
Hahahaha..Na hala duha-on..kunanitan nato nis botoy karon..

Kana, aron mobuto ug ahat ning botoja ni. :D
#4986
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 03:02:03 PM

woi..naa may panawagan.. ;D

Panawagan na te sa kalag, basin mahiubos. Diri na lamang sa ta sa TB kay nindot. :D
#4987
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:52:23 PM
Sabina,pili ani nga title o 1. Botoy nga Nihubag 2. Way Gawsanan nga Hubag 3. Nganong adunay Hubag.

Kanang Botoy nga nihubag te, request. Please? :D
#4988
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
Nag check na sila Tigs ug healthy ba jud imong sperm.. ;D

Mura ug nacurios diay ni sila ron te? Busy kaajo ahong adlaw ron oi.

Sabina: Wa ko kaopen ahong YM kay dia si Boslot.
#4989
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
Morag nahilo na sijang daan sa tomboy love. Gamay nga rat poison, taliling dajon. ;D

Ang tae unta to sa ilaga ijang gikaon aron wa sija mabuang unta. Hehehehe

Dili ganing ang ihi ba kaha ron. :D
#4990
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:51:43 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 01:54:48 PM

Hahahaha..sa akong tan-aw Tigs..naay hidden camera diha sa imong bay nga connected nila kay nakatagna sila sa imong action mag dokdok sa TB.. ;D

Hahahahaha. Mura ug naa jud te. Kini lamang si Bay Hubs ug Miga Candi oh, arang ka suweto. :D
#4991
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 21, 2009, 02:47:57 PM
Quote from: bulak on October 21, 2009, 02:25:37 PM
Ayaw tawn palabi og hubog2x kung duna kay problema labi na og gibuwagan ka.

Pray, pray and pray. Dili maghikug kay lisud na kaajo. :D
#4992
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2009, 02:31:12 PM
Let's hope nga maulian ra sija sa maajong pangisip, and then not commit the same mistake again.

Lisud na siguro to maulian kay na poison na ijahang utok brain sa rat posion ilabina sa gugma sa tomboy.
#4993
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 21, 2009, 02:44:47 PM
flattops ug barnuts, pampawala sa kakapoy ;D
#4994
Aruy! Dia na si Tigbao, mipatigbabaw na sa ibabaw ka sa ubos nga nahimutangan daghang kabaw. ;D

Mura ug nalate ko sa kokabildo. Asa man diay to si Meow?
#4995
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
October 21, 2009, 01:11:48 PM
Drag Me To Hell Between Your Legs
#4996
Nice to know Maam. :D
#4997
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 01:04:36 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
Bwahaha. Ngano man diay nis Bay Tigs, Candz? Mag-TB nga way purol? ;D

Sama ni Bay Vitoks? Hahahahaha

Unsa man diay ni ko ani mura ug kanang online nga kuan?
#4998
Nganong Ikaw Pa Man?
(Para kang Inday Karyata)

Nganong ikaw pa man pangutana sa kong dughan
Ang kasingkasing ug pagkatawo imong gipasakitan,
Gugma ko gibiyaan na sa nimo sa makadaghan,
Mao nang sa ahong paginusara, nganong ikaw man.

Sa imong katahum walay malilung kun tan-awon,
Apan pagkatawo ug dughan mo pastilan itumon,
Akong nang dugay nga gibuhat aron kini klarohon,
Apan sa makadaghan ako imo mang pakyason.

Sa kahitas-an ako mamalandong ugma pohon,
Ngano kanako ang gihatag ikaw man gihapon,
Ang dughan ko sa kasakit kaniadto dili maponpon,
Karon kay naajo naman tabonan mo ba kinig bonbon?

Intawon sa dughan ko ikaw mahimong maloloy-on,
Dili na unta kini nimo sa kanunay pahilakon,
Kay kung sa samang paagi ang lubi imong buk-on,
Dagan Inday Karyata kay ikaw basin batakon.
#4999
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2009, 12:50:10 PM
Bay Tigs, pagtuon nag dukdok nga patakilid, ajaw nang atubang kay makabaog kuno. ;D

Ug magkub? Puwede ra na?

Quote from: Candijaynon on October 21, 2009, 12:52:15 PM
Pwede pud magtabon ug habol or malong
#5000
Bible Study / Re: DAILY PRAYER
October 21, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Lord,

Unta karong adlawa imohang lamdagan ang huna-huna sa usa ka tawo. Hinaut unta nga imo sijang tabangan ug agakon sa tanan nijang buhaton. Makabatun unta sija ug pagtuo ug pagsalig nimo nga dili matarug.

Lord, ikaw nay bahala nija ha? I know nga dili nimo sija pasagdan.

Thank you, Lord.