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A Muslim man died and when he arrived in Paradise, he was met by the great Prophet Moses, who showed him around.

They saw all the beautiful trees, and met with many other Muslims. By and by, they came across a large Temple with a giant throne, encrusted in jewels. All around it stood massive soldiers, and around them darted many happy-faced children.

"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man.

"They are the Children of Israel," said Moses. "They have come to Paradise and received what they sought--triumph, strength and recognition."

The Muslim man nodded, and on they went. Next they came across a large meadow filled with people of many different backgrounds, all sitting happily and eating a giant Potluck dinner.

"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man.

"They are the Unitarian Universalists. They came to Paradise and found peace and harmony among all people."

The Muslim man smiled, and on the went. By and by they came across a giant white fence, with a large sign: "Do not Enter".

"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man, with a frown.

"Oh, them?" answered Moses. "Those are the Christians." Then he bent down and whispered into the Muslim man's ear, "They think they're the only ones here".

Quote from: chicogon on January 09, 2012, 11:32:06 PM
russian vodka stronger than valencia
jagna crisis nidagan si misis
bolinao sa mambajao isdang gisabaw
bongbong nilihok bunga sa kahubog
aaah pagkalami... amen

Ang nakaporke lang kay you ran into trouble.
Bangog ka na so you leaned against ugly people...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 11:39:53 PM
ang kalinaw sa vodka maanaa sa bolinaw.
maanaa usab kanimo.  amen.

ipakita ang atong panagdait.
amen.

Ipakita ang atong panagdait.
Mangaon pud  tag buwad nga danggit.

Maayo gani dili Marines...

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 07:31:06 PM
sa akong pang lantaw,,wala gyud problema kong karo lang daan hotdon na sila kay kaaway mana sa goberno ngan man supply mana silakwarta be,,???labon man kaha mga pobre wala gyud hatagi sa goberno,,,kong ang goberno mangita temporaryong solosyon  karon,,di gyud sakto,,masmaayo na pang matagalang solosyon jd,,,hutdon maoy sakto labon gamay pa sila estimated 400 individuals only....

Hmm, hutdon as in patay tanan hasta ok-ok?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 13, 2012, 07:55:06 AM
Kung kilid sa simbahan, standing position diay ni? Dili pud seguro gipaud sa imbornal.

Hmm, basin naay concrete bench...

If that sounds a bit inflammatory, don't worry, Santorum explained that he's quite tolerant of Romney's faith. He writes, "I'm more concerned about losing our children to jihadis or a materialistic culture than losing them to Mormonism." It's not clear whether he meant to equate conspicuous consumption with terrorism, but he did once compare the Massachusetts' state supreme court's approval of gay marriage to 9/11.

The New York Times' Mark Oppenheimer reports that many prominent conservative Catholics involved in politics send their kids to The Heights School, which is not run by Opus Dei, Oppenheimer reports. Instead, the group appoints "appoints the school chaplain and provides to the faculty a traditional reading of Catholicism to teach students." Sex ed is abstinence-only. That's a relief to many parents, Oppenheimer reports:

Linda Maher, the school’s director of communications, sent her three sons to The Heights. Where the mothers at her sons’ swim team practice “would put condoms in their sons’ Christmas stockings,” The Heights mothers were different.

Urban legends about the depravity of the secular world spread like viruses through a lot of religious communities. The spreaders are apparently so insulated from outsiders that they don't know that most secular people would find the idea of a mom giving her son condoms for Christmas to be extremely creepy. Some of that isolation is on display when Santorum says things that show a way of thinking pretty unfamiliar to most Americans. Example: On birth control: "lt's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be." Another example, from Santorum's 2007 essay on Romney's religion:

Would the potential attraction to Mormonism by simply having a Mormon in the White House threaten traditional Christianity by leading more Americans to a church that some Christians believe misleadingly calls itself Christian, is an active missionary church, and a dangerous cult?

By Elspeth Reeve | The Atlantic Wire â€" 1 hr 11 mins ago


Rick Santorum sent two of his sons to a Washington, D.C. all-boys school affiliated with Opus Dei, the Catholic group whose members were portrayed as sinisterly weird in the sensationalistic Da Vinci Code but in reality only engage in some mild self-mutilation, "nothing traumatic," as the group's website says. Santorum says he's not a member of Opus Dei, though he did go to Rome in 2002 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of its founding, and he belongs to the St. Catherine of Siena Parish, "a favorite of Opus Dei," the Washington Post says. Opus Dei has about 90,000 members, a third of which are "numeraries" who are celibate for life and wear a cilice -- a garter belt with spikes turned toward the skin -- every day. (The group is often criticized as elitist, but you can find a "three link, 1mm gauge, full-leg metal cilice with metal fastener" on sale for an affordable $69.) It might seem unfair to criticize Santorum for his religious affiliations, but Santorum wouldn't think so. He convincingly argued it was okay in December 2007, after Mitt Romney delivered a speech on his Mormon faith. "[Romney's] supporters say it is akin to rejecting a Barack Obama because he is black," Santorum wrote for the Philadelphia Inquirer. "But Obama was born black; Romney is a Mormon because he accepts the beliefs of the Mormon faith. This permits us, therefore, to make inferences about his judgment and character, good or bad."

Hmm, kaniadto ang drayber man maoy tulison...

Abolish ARMM?

Ilisag LEGG?

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
GINOO ray kahibalo kong kanus a matapos or matapos ba gayud,,,,

Mao ni ang 11th reason?

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
labtikan......tan-awon tag di ba mo puwa..... 

Hmm, di kaha molagom?

He he... 

Wa-il tawon sa Tebow-ok kapupud-an...

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
matira ang motila?..

...payts ang gahi og dila...

Bwahaha! Basta di lang mahutdan og laway!

Quote from: chicogon on January 13, 2012, 05:06:19 AM
Humanag panilap ning iroa maong hinanok na sa pagkatulog hehehe 

Has already earned his keep?   

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 11:31:30 PM
patulogtulog pa ang kanahan....

Klarong goryo iroa...

How romantic. Yataps lang kon manggiaway ang mga kanahan...

Hmm, maskulado ra ba. Di ba kaha ni si Bugsay...

Hmm, wa katingog ang unlan?

Quote from: bugsay on January 13, 2012, 12:23:14 AM
amoa pod...

Di mo kay wa mo mamotar niya...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 06:57:41 PM
unsa may naa kun nagkagidlay?  hadyukon...

Aw, pareson sa tuwayon...

Klarong iro ni Bugsay...

Quote from: islander on January 12, 2012, 04:18:00 PM
unsay 'unha'?  napangag ka ba?

He he, Ininhik na, para ta magkahinabot...

Quote from: islander on January 12, 2012, 04:18:00 PM
ang angay ani nila nga propesyon, that is, if they have the patience and diligence, would be in the medical field.

Hmm, isip specimens?

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 07:35:48 PM
unsa man kini ka tinood bai hubs,,he,he,he,,masmaayo mogawas nalang sila pagka pari kong mao hon,,,kong tinood man galing ni paka uwaw lang gyud,,,,

Mogawas sa pagkapari? Di na sapayan kay bisag pari magawasan man diay...

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
bakikang?....

Bakikangnit?

Quote from: islander on January 12, 2012, 04:43:04 PM
ayyyyy, na hala, all of the above.

Apili bag none of the above, mga interes pananglit...

Maayong mopalibatlibat lamorok sungkaban...

Mugna ning Bugsay, Bay Chris...

Hmm, di na lang kaha unta madayon...

Hmm, kanang nahauna kanimo?

Karon pa tawon mo-admit...

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 08:12:25 PM
panuhoton jd ni sila,,,hastang lagos,,

Hmm, lagos sa ubos? ::0

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 08:13:33 PM
balhiboon si baby liwat ni kaayo sa iyang papa,,,,he,he,

Hmm, anak kaha ni sa gawas?

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 08:15:05 PM
hala nganong naghikog man??diko motoo,,mahadlok man gani mag patoli hiko paba hinoon,,

Mao bitawng gahikog. Nagpatuli tungod sa gugma, unya gibiyaan lang diay...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 06:27:14 PM
nabuwag man god ang utok sa kasingkasing, mao nga di gyod diay matudloan.

Basin naay nitaop sa lain pang parte sa lawas...

Quote from: bugsay on January 09, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
lisod lage tawon pod tudloan ang kasingkasing......kon wa na juy pagbati nga nahibilin.

Kon wa nay pagbati, bisag uwag na lang unta...

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 08:19:05 PM
oi GOV..apila amoa og pa uswag,,

Asa injoha, Bay Chris? Dimyaw?

Asa makadelehinsya, hala, tila sa taman...

...di mapapas sa panumdoman, sama sa cown twee...

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 09:24:51 PM
solve it......hahaha

He he, sajon jamo paminawon...

Quote from: chriswise on January 12, 2012, 08:16:26 PM
way kwarta bai hubs,,he,e,,

Parehas tag blema. Naa bayay libre kon sayod ka asa mangita...

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 09:28:47 PM

naa ra diay tanan sa room ang anwer...

Naa ra gud pud sa room ang unlan...

Stop! Stop!

Excuse me, but is our website now being used to inflame religious hatred?


 

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 11:21:51 PM
ang baki kun padak-on mahimong dinosaur.  naa poy baki nga mahimong prinsipe.  dili hinoon tanan baki mahimong dinosaur o prinsipe kay naa bayay baki nga mahimong prinsesa.  getz na? 

Samot. Baki, dinosaur, prinsipe/prinsesa. Clue pa bi...

Hmm, dream job ni Bugsay?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 12, 2012, 11:16:02 AM
“There was no blood stain in the suitcase when investigators from the PNP’s scene of the crime operatives checked the body and the suitcase,” Honrado said, adding “wala pang amoy ang katawan.”

Kaluoy, bag-o pa diay nakabsan sa kinabuhi...   

 

Quote from: bugsay on January 12, 2012, 10:55:38 AM

Unsa diay ning trabahoa?

Impas kon naay makaotot...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 06:29:46 PM
wa pa gyoy tuli!

Indi gid man nisisari hang tuli haw, sidaktib gihapon si toto bla...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 11:31:46 PM
ang bana baya ani mao untay angay lubaon.

2010 pa man ni nga news.  unsa kahay nahitabo human ani?

Basin tua na sa abroad ang bana?

hi carolyn!

welcome to tb, your home away from home.

yours sincerely,
all

Let's start with the most basic...

Bahalag opaw...

Quote from: islander on January 11, 2012, 08:30:33 PM
palaqui, palaqua, palaquo, bahalag unsa basta baqui.

Quote from: bugsay on January 11, 2012, 08:32:46 PM
hubag-hubagan gyud si hubag nga mag basa ani......nyahahaha

Di na baya kaayo hilig sa lantugui ron...

Quote from: islander on January 11, 2012, 06:34:00 PM
at least, their well-groomed poodle (at the left side of the picture) doesn't look abused. 

That's not a poodle, that's an ultra-skinny sheep. Di pakan-on aron moniwang unya morag poodle na...

Quote from: bugsay on January 11, 2012, 08:20:19 PM
basin kuan na....."palaqui"......kamo'y sumpay palihug..

Sirit na jud. Tug-ani mi Bay Bugs kay gahinamhinam si Islander...

Quote from: chicogon on January 11, 2012, 02:44:47 PM
Unsa na kahay tawag sa misis sa iyang bana karon? Paqui ba kaha gehapon... o letter U na ang ending? 

Sirit na. Letter U ang ending, as in? 

Quote from: islander on January 11, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
atot.  suwayi kuno kun mounsa imong asawa.  maputlan man kaha kah, hahaha!  better still, suwayi kunog bali.  ang imong asawa mao ang maid.  aber.

How sensitive naman this Tsaynis. Maliit na jok...

He he, in good health man kaha...

"Yataps ka ron..."   

Touché!

Quote from: islander on January 11, 2012, 07:34:34 PM
way balay mosaler ani.  mag-earthquake tawon no?  mamata ug ahat ang tagbalay.

Hmm, mao ba? Unha na lang kaha diay ang propesyon nga angay ani nila...

Quote from: statesville on January 10, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Gilugos  niya ang iyang anak?
basin siya ra sad ang nakapaanak sa iyang anak nga bag-ong nanganak
kamaayo bayang putlan sa salbahis..

Hmm, basin tuod diay siya ray amahan, unya wa kahuwat nga motin-aw ang ihi...

Quote from: bugsay on January 11, 2012, 08:26:25 PM
among-amongan pod?

andam nalang gyud ang kanahan ug pomada.

Maglaom lang nga way priso nga manyakis unya mako jamog bunaw...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 12, 2012, 03:06:27 AM
kini maoy nindot gamiton panontok sa bong-bong kong mag-away ni mrs. protektado ang kinomo nga di mapi-ang ug masamaran.

Bwahaha! Voice of experience. Kon way proteksyon mapaslot jud ang knuckles...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 12, 2012, 03:16:02 AM
bag-ong tuig bag-ong avatar

Hmm, pangandam sa December 21, 2012?

...depende sa potency sa otot...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 11, 2012, 06:12:15 AM
“There were talks about the sabong (cockfight) that will be telecast in our casinos para doon ang betting sa loob ng casino (so that the betting will be done inside the casino),” Naguiat said responding to committee chairman, Senator Aquilino Pimentel Jr., when asked about other games being run by the state gaming firm. He did not elaborate.

Daghang brayt basta bahin na gani sa pagdakop sa kwarta...

Pacquiao, who has won 15 fights in a row over the past seven years, has told Filipino media that he wants the opportunity to fight Mayweather to be a top priority.

Mayweather, who squandered a chance to make a fight with Pacquiao earlier by seeking extraordinary blood testing measures, hopes to add pressure upon Arum and Pacquiao with his Twitter challenge.

But Arum has ripped Mayweather's May 5 plan, saying he could secure $20 million more with the construction of a temporary venue in Las Vegas to stage such a long-awaited fight before more than twice as many spectators.

Critics see that and other moves as Arum wanting to avoid pitching Pacquiao, 54-3 with two drawn and 38 knockouts, against Mayweather, 42-0 with 26 knockouts.

Past near-deals for Mayweather-Pacquiao have fallen apart for years, sending Pacquiao and Mayweather against different rivals with similar results.

But this time, both fighters are coming off controversial victories.

Pacquiao, a 33-year-old southpaw, won a majority decision over Marquez last November, giving him two wins and a draw over the Mexican but none of them by such a margin that Marquez's claims he was wronged could be dismissed.

Mayweather, who turns 35 next month, won the World Boxing Council welterweight title with a fourth-round knockout of compatriot Victor Ortiz, but he landed the decisive blow while Ortiz was distracted after the referee had separated the fighters then said they could resume.

Should Pacquiao not be next on Mayweather's hit list, "Pretty Boy Floyd" has been mentioned as filling the May 5 date with either US southpaw Robert Guerrero, 29-1-1 with 18 knockouts, or Mexico's Saul "Cinnamon" Alvarez, the WBC light-middleweight champion who is 39-0 with one drawn and 29 knockouts. -- http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/

Agence France-Presse
Posted at 01/11/2012 8:35 AM | Updated as of 01/11/2012 8:45 AM


LAS VEGAS - Unbeaten US star Floyd Mayweather threw down another provocative gauntlet to boxing rival Manny Pacquiao on Tuesday, daring the Filipino icon to "Step Up Punk" in a posting on his Twitter webpage.

Mayweather hopes to entice Pacquiao into accepting his challenge to meet May 5 in Las Vegas in a mega-fight showdown between the world's top pound-for-pound fighters, one that boxing fans have wanted to see for years.

"Manny Pacquiao I'm calling you out let's fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see," Mayweather posted on Twitter.

The move comes as Pacquiao promoter Bob Arum is visiting Pacquiao in the Philippines to discuss who the Asian superstar should fight next and Mayweather awaits the June 1 start of a 90-day jail sentence on domestic violence charges.

Arum originally said that Mayweather was not among possible next foes for "Pac-Man", listing Mexico's Juan Manuel Marquez, Puerto Rican southpaw and Americans Tim Bradley and Lamont Peterson as candidates.

But that was assuming Mayweather was going to serve his sentence starting last week. Instead, a judge postponed Mayweather's trip behind bars until after his already-booked May 5 fight.

"My Jail Sentence was pushed back because the date was locked in. Step up Punk," Mayweather also tweeted on Tuesday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFGXG2-6kg#

Quote from: bugsay on January 10, 2012, 12:44:37 PM
"mitulo na" ang kanta ni Hubag.....human nakasuroy sa kamagayan

Hmm, nakasunod sa gigamit ni Bugsay?

Ang kaubang mga priso maoy motudlo sa lekyson...

Quote from: islander on January 10, 2012, 05:23:11 PM
“In fact, respondent Paqui was caught by one of our maids in the middle of making Wilma give him a ‘blow job’ in our walk-in closet, and this was apparently while I was in another part of the house,” she said.

How sensitive naman this wife. Maliit na bagay...

Quote from: statesville on January 10, 2012, 08:15:28 AM
dili maayo palabi ug pangusog  delikado ang resulta 

Mogawas ang botbot?

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 08, 2012, 03:40:13 PM
So, this is not an original idea from the DOT. Kinopya sa old poster sa Switzerland.

Basin sulagma?

Quote from: chicogon on January 08, 2012, 02:11:42 PM
More FUN-eral in the Philippines 

Naa baya puy mabulahan ani...

Quote from: statesville on January 10, 2012, 06:35:54 AM
Kon didto lang siya nagdisco gawas sa koral wala untay bayad, luwas pa gyud sa kulata

Kon magdisco na man lang gawas sa koral, maayo pay mogakos og unlan, matod pa ni Bugsay...

Quote from: chriswise on January 10, 2012, 08:33:29 PM
unsa man god ni maka ayo ba? ormakada ot?

Ambot kon makadaOT ba, pero seguradong makadaTO...

Quote from: statesville on January 10, 2012, 01:03:55 PM
nanundog o siya gihapon to si Mayor nagpa Diego konohay para makalikay 

Bwahaha! Niadto jud sa Cebu para lang magpatan-aw sa buhi...

Quote from: chriswise on January 10, 2012, 08:31:19 PM
unsay way korenti na sige noon korenti,,he,he,he,

Unja ang nakorentihan sigi jamong kijudkijud?

Mahuwasan man pud ta aning sermona sa di oras...

Quote from: junjun on January 08, 2012, 08:04:37 PM
3. Set-aside politics....

Maminaw ba kaha ani ang namunoan karon...

Hmm, kuyaw pud og porma ning tanoma da... 

Maayo pud diay ning karomata atong service kay wa tay blema sama ani...