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at first, samok lang kay oily kaayo imong skin inig katug but antos lang kay worth it baya pud unya cheap ra cya...

Where did I come from?
"Nanay, where did I come from?" the pretty seven-year-old daughter asks.
It is a moment of truth for the mother who is not yet prepared for the situation. She takes her into the living room, shows the encyclopedia and several other books, and explains all she thinks her daughter should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mothers asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "My friend Nene said she came from Cebu. I want to know where I came from."

Together Finally
Maria is a devout Catholic. She was married with 17 children when her first husband died. Soon, she was married again and had five more children. Her second husband died and later on she followed. At the funeral, a neighbor looked skyward and said: "Finally, they are together." A mourner who was sitting on the front row said: "Excuse me, but what do you mean? Are you referring to Maria's first husband or second husband?" The neighbor answered without turning her head: "I mean her legs."

Proposed Bill
A new congressman, who used to become an actor, received his baptism of fire at the Plenary Hall. Many of the congressmen who were present were jealous of the popularity of the new congressman. So, when the new solon delivered his first speech, a lot of questions were thrown at him. To the surprise of everyone, the new solon managed to answer all the questions. Finally, someone asked: "How do you differentiate a proposal from a proposed bill?"  The newcomer, pausing for a while, stunned everyone when he said: "A proposal is what you say to a GRO while a proposed bill is what she gets afterwards."

Names
Three men were introduced to a lady. The first man said: "Hi! I'm Peter, but not the saint." The second man said: "I'm Paul, but not the pope." The third man said: "I'm John but not the baptist." After the three men were introduced, the pretty lady said: "Hi to all of you! I'm Mary, but not a virgin."

Father
Three boys were bragging about their fathers. "I have the most famous father," the first boy said. "He is the town engineer." The second boy was not to be outsmarted. "Your father reports to my father. My father is the town mayor," he said. The third boy stood up and said: "Both of your fathers kneel before my father. He is the Parish priest."

Ugly
It's another classic Filipino joke that has been told many times again. Dondon and Dina are having a quarrel. At a loss for words to sustain the argument, Dondon cries "Pangit!" Of course, Dina is offended but fights back with the word, "Sinungaling!"

Gloria and Erap
Isang araw, nakasalubong daw ni Gloria si Erap na lasing. Dahil di magkasundo ang dalawa, nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran. Erap: "Pandak! Pandak! Pandak!" Gloria: "Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!" Erap: "Di bale, bukas di na ako lasing, eh ikaw pag gising mo, pandak ka pa rin."

Do You Mind?
"You don't mind my smoking, do you?" a passenger in the jeepney asked Tonyo who was seated next to him. "No," Tonyo said. "You don't mind my being sick, do you?"

Confidence
"Do you have the confidence in lending me a thousand pesos?" Tonyo asked Goryo, his kumpadre. "Yes, of course. I have the confidence in you," Goryo said. "But I don't have a thousand pesos."

Mind
"You are making me lose my mind," Maria told Tonyo. "Really?" Tonyo remarked. "But you should lose your mouth first."

Male or Female
"Is that monkey a male or a female?" Maria asked Tonyo who invited her to Manila Zoo. Annoyed by the question, Tonyo said: "Why are you asking? Would that male monkey be interested in knowing that you are a female?"

Secret
"Can you keep a secret?" Tonyo asked Maria. "Of course," remarked Maria who was shivering in excitement. "So can I," Tonyo said.

How Can I?
"How can I stop these other men from following me," Maria asked Tonyo, her boyfriend. Tonyo, showing signs of jealousy, answered: "Act natural."



Too Heavy
"Let me help you," Tonyo addressed a young boy. "Who told you to carry that pail of water? That's too heavy for your age." The boy responded: "It was my uncle who asked me to. He said I should not worry because I would find an old fool to help me carry this."



Noise
"Stop the noise," the speaker told the crowd. Tonyo who was among the listeners yelled, "But you started it!"

In a meeting of the House committee on ethics, a congressman was summoned to respond to accusations that he had shown immoral acts. The chairman of the committee explained that as public officials, they are supposed to uphold morality and set a good example to their constituents. The congressman, whose dignity was in question, said he had not done anything wrong. He claimed that since he was a child, he had been taught all the good manners by his parents. He was about to deliver a long speech about his moral standards when the committee chairman showed him a picture. "It is clearly you who appear with two prostitutes in the picture," said the committee chairman. "The picture shows that you are kissing the two prostitutes. That is unbecoming of a public official." The accused congressman spoke out. "Truly, kissing prostitutes is unbecoming of my position. But I am not guilty of this. You must be mistaken, gentlemen. That picture shows it's the prostitutes who are kissing me."

Lola Tale was on a bus bound for Manila. The bus was speeding along the North Luzon Tollway in Bulacan when Lola Tale screamed on top of her lungs. "Para," cried Lola Tale. But the bus driver would not stop the bus just because somebody at the back was screaming. Of course, the driver was aware that it is prohibited to park the bus along the tollway. The driver sent his assistant or konduktor to attend to the troubled passenger. "Why were you screaming, lola?" asked the konduktor. "I could not stand it anymore," said Lola Tale. "I have to pee." After controlling his laughter, the konduktor tried to calm the old passenger. Knowing that the bus could not be parked at the tollway and that Manila was just minutes away, the konduktor tried a trick on Lola Tale. "Please, remain seated Lola. It's just your imagination." Lola Tale, showing signs she could not control her system, urged the konduktor to stop the bus. But the konduktor was even more firm and was happily teasing Lola Tale with the words: "It's just your imagination." When all things failed for Lola Tale, her control system also failed. In other words, she peed on the bus. This did not pass without bothering the other passengers, and of course the konduktor. The konduktor immediately confronted Lola Tale who at this time showed signs of relief. "You peed on the bus," remarked the angry konduktor. Lola Tale, without expressing any guilt, responded with the words. "Apo, it's just your imagination."

Among Filipinos, it is a common belief that a "duling" or a crosseyed person has double vision. At one time, Tonyo, who is a shrewd passenger, boarded a bus bound for Monumento. Tonyo, judging from the countenance of the kundoktor, concluded that the latter must be "duling". When the konduktor was collecting the fares of the passengers, a smart idea entered Tonyo's mind. The minimum fare at public buses was eight pesos. With the belief that the konduktor had two visions, Tonyo inferred that the coins he would pay would appear double the amount in the eyes of the kundoktor. So instead of paying the minimum fare of eight pesos, Tonyo handed four one-peso coins to the konduktor. Tonyo thought that with four pesos in his hands, the konduktor would count them as eight pesos, since the latter had double vision. But to Tonyo's surprise, the konduktor said "Kulang ang bayad mo, pare." Tonyo, who would not easily give up hope for any of his scheme, engaged the konduktor in a heated discussion. "I think I have paid enough. Didn't I give you eight pesos?" asked Tonyo, without showing hesitation. "Yes, you did. Pero kulang pa rin ang bayad mo," responded the konduktor. "But Why?" asked Tonyo. The konduktor, who began pointing finger at Tonyo, said: "It is only good for one passenger. E yung sa kakambal mo?" Tonyo almost fell out of his seat.

A group of congressmen were deliberating on a solon's proposal of building a concrete bridge in his district. The other lawmakers showed reluctance over the bill, explaining that money should be spent in building schools instead. To this, the proponent of the bill accused his detractors of not considering the interests of his constituents. The bridge, he said, will promote commerce and trade between localities in his district. He even showed a map and indicated that the entire area will benefit from the project. To show that they are listening to the speaker, the other congressmen took a peek at the map. As they closely scrutinized the map, one solon asked: "There is no river in the area. Where will you build the bridge?" The proponent paused for a while before responding. "That is not a problem. We can build the river as soon as the bridge is completed."

Hearsays
Pedro, an OFW received mails from his neighbors informing him that his wife was playing with fire. So he decided to go home and upon arrival went directly to the municipal judge to file an adultery case against his wife.

Pedro: Honorable Judge, I came here to file a case against my infidel wife.
Judge: What do you mean?
Pedro: She is playing with fire. She got another lover.
Judge: Do you have proof for this?
Pedro: No but that is what I heard from my neighbors.
Judge: Pedro you better go home. Hearsays are not accepted in court.

Upon turning his back, Pedro released some bad air from his stomach and this did not pass without bothering the judge.

Judge: Pedro, you farted inside my courthouse. That is very disrespectful.
Pedro: Judge, you are accusing me. Have you seen it?
Judge: No, but I've heard it.
Pedro: Judge, you better go home and plant camote. Hearsays are not acceptable in court.

i tried this and is very effective.. have patience lang gyud and you can see better results sa face nimo...

Acne scars are a result of picking or popping pimples. Many people have to live with their acne and the scars that are left behind on a daily basis. With all the products in the market these days it's really difficult to choose the right one. Most don't know that the answer to their problem is right in the kitchen. Olive oil is one of the best oils to use for at-home remedies.

Instructions
Things You'll Need:
•   1/4 tsp. olive oil
•   1/8 tsp. lemon juice
•   2 tbsp. baking soda
•   1 tbsp. olive oil

1. In a bowl, add the olive oil and the lemon juice. Stir to combine and set aside. These ingredients help fade acne scars. The lemon juice is optional and does not need to be used if you do not have it on hand.

2. Wash face with an oil free cleanser and pat dry. With clean hands, dip the tips of the fingers in the olive oil and massage into the skin, concentrating on the acne scars. Leave on for 20 minutes and then rinse off with lukewarm water. This is for the morning.

3. Before bed time, follow the same directions as in Steps 1 and 2. Do not rinse off the olive oil this time though, because the skin does most of it's repairing at night.

4. Do this on a daily basis and remember that homemade remedies may take some time to work, so be patient.

5. Another way to use olive oil to remove acne scars is to add it to baking soda to make a facial scrub. In a bowl, add the baking soda and olive oil to make a paste. With clean hands, apply the mixture to the face and scrub for one minute. Rinse off with lukewarm water. Do this two to three times a week to exfoliate the skin and reduce the visibility of acne scars.

Tips & Warnings
•   Never use hot water to wash your face, as it strips the face of it's natural oils. Always wash your hands before you wash your face so that the dirt on your hands does not get on your face.
•   Do not scrub your face too hard when using the baking soda, especially if you have pimples, this will only irritate the skin.

Source: www.ehow.com

malipayon nalang misag layo sa pamilya... 5 ka xmas parties akong na-attenan .... i just made sure nga dili ko SAD para dili SAD ang whole year nako hehehehe

i worked sa capitol sa PGSO and VGO/Library from 1999 till 2005 as a contractual employee and not once ko nakadawat og bonus.. nakatilaw ko og tanan benefits like mid-year bonus and xmas bonus etc. katong gihimo ko og co-terminus employee but good for one year ra pud kay daghan nangasuko....

kada tuig nga promise na cya but dli gyud tawn matumana esp. sa mga casuals

Quote from: benelynne on December 23, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
Unsa pud kaha'y reaksyon kung naa'y magwali nga ok lang mangupit sa collection basket sa simbahan total tax-free man ang church income? Just wondering, if the pulpit were turned around. Murag dili lang bulsa ang pit-os ron, pati pud spiritual values.

wwaaahhh namoot ko ani nga comment.. ang collection basket man gyud ang gi-target! bitaw unsa kaha pud reaction nila about this?

interesting topic kay very misleading gyud iyang gisulti.. nahimo na hinoon og "for everybody"

kung ang tao dali ra ma-tempted, misag any forms, matintal gyud...

yes naay one year warranty on parts and services.. well, anyways pud nagkalata ang mga cellphones diri sa china

hoi kamahal bah.. $150 ray palit sa akoa ani oi

in my case sa akong hubby, i broke this tradition kay tungod of impatience... and it worked for both of us and i am really glad i did it kay wala pa siguro, ambot unsa kaha akong life nga dili siya akong bana...

My new year's resolution:
1. stop buying things that i don't need (even if its on sale)
2. stop buying shoulder bags or any bags for that matter (be it cheap or expensive)
3. read novels again (at least two novels per month)
4. limit my time in using the internet (especially facebook!) and focus on more important things
5. continue my after six diet but make sure i have once a week indulgence

this is also a learning lesson for us parents.. teenagers nowadays are different with teenagers years ago... mao we have to be very careful unsaon nato sila og kasaba...

very true Manay.. traditional man gud kaayo ang mga Asians (not only pinoys)

looy gyud kay bata pa man gud.. the last movie i saw nga cya ang starring was The Ramen Girl.. nice pud nga movie

yes it happened to me years before i met my husband.. thats the reason nga pagbuwag nako sa akong 1st BF, nagbalik mi sa akong 2nd BF, den buwag mi sa akong 2nd BF, balik mi sa akong 1st BF and so on... until i fell out of my luv na nila

my grandpa was my pinoy santa claus until he died 4 years ago.... unsay akong pangayoon, basta makaya lang sa bulsa niya, hatag dayon siya... he was my whole year round santa claus

looya tawn oi...

u smell good na if u quit

hadloka man ni nga news oi... nawala na gyud ang innocence sa mga bata nowadays.. tungod siguro nga accessible na kaayo ang internet

na hala daghan nami na-biktima .. na-hacked pud akong email 3 years ago.. owaw jamo kay mga kauban nga foreigner teachers nako ang apil sa nakadawat.. hasta akong mga chinese students and chinese co-teachers

mas mu-prefer ko og ecards sorry! hehehe.. but my BFF nga tua sa america, padala gyud na cya og card nako kada pasko kay lahi ra gyud daw ang feeling kaysa ecard.. but for those walay email account or FB or FS, text ra ko nila

tungod sa twilight, i feel young again.. kilig man gud hehehe

Quote from: fdaray on December 15, 2009, 12:18:27 PM
Mokaon lang gihapom..,  mutuslob pa gihapon ug una.


bagoong alamang




pinakbet with ginamos



gulay pinaratan sa ginamos.

hu hu hu lamia ani oi... d best gyud ni para nako bahala og wala ko sud-an.. i love ginamos and uyap bahala og makatambok... pagana gyud ni sa kaon nato

never tasted vodka gyud kay mas mu-prefer ko og tequilla...

i just finished book 4.... mas love nako ang Eclipse gyud... Go Team Jacob nako karon hahaha

4 books of the Twilight Saga of Stephenie Meyer... loved it!

hehehe... namoot ko sa last part.. but Manay, true ni cya? murag interested ko nga musuyaw ko... ok ra man kaha ang mga cheap kind of vodka

hahaha toink!.. akong address man gud kay Beverly Hills 90210 mao nagtoo to nga taga beverly hills ko

i updated my FB and made chika2x with my cousin nga 10 years nako wala naka-chika2x

i wish akong breakfast: soriso, scrambled egg and rice.. i wish akong lunch: humba, seaweed salad and rice.. i wish akong dinner: kinilaw isda, sinugbang isda and rice.... hu hu hu

yehey! thanks to Slackware, i was able to use my FB again.....

Quote from: calle on December 12, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
asa man ug kwarta si rene i-buy-out ni glovasa, abir?

bnc, dili ba diay dikit ng chatto nga asawa ni glovasa ug pamilya ni edgar?

1st degree si Dulce Glovasa og si edgar chatto but i think in politics, blood is NOT thicker than water...

yehey .. thanks to slackware, nakagamit nako sa FB nako...

nge! kita ko ani nga poultry farm diri sa zhangzhou but wala ko kita sa actual feeding kay wrong timing mi .. gidala ko sa akong friend didto.. i just saw the geese inside this small cage ... unya ila pa gyud ko gipatilaw sa meat ani which is sarap baya (hala sorry)

murag kusog ni nga tandem...

Quote from: calle on December 10, 2009, 01:32:18 PM
mao ba, anna&jorge?

mura man gud ug lig-un si tomas abapo ug si jala. wa diay nay mga nahot???

basta ikaw, botar ka ni conching ha!?!

mao ni gi-ingon og mubutar ko sa lesser evil hehehe

maayo nga info ni cya.. sagdi lang kay ako pud ni spread the word sa mga friends nako

sure ko makadaog ni c lim kay walay nahot baya ang mga kontra niya

Quote from: hofelina on December 10, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
Anne, karon nako kalaag-laag kay dagko na ang mga bata. Si Chris 16, solido nga teen-ager. Sa una ang akong concern sila pirmi.
Karon sa akong pang-edaron, akong gibag-o ang akong panglantaw sa kinabuhi.
I try to enjoy and make the best  of my day. I don´t worry about tomorrow. I see to it that I get the most and I travel as much as I could.
Pohon, sa Pinas paningkamotan nako nga makasoroy sa laing probinsya sama sa Ilocos region, Palawan, Bataan etc.

naa same gyud ta og panghuna-huna, manay.. ganahan kaayo mi sa akong hubby mu-travel karon but gamay pa among mga bata mao wait nalang gyud mi like what you did... i will follow unsa buhat nmo hehehe

Rene all the way gyud ko misag unsa pa iya daganan kay when nag-work pako sa capitol sauna, he was the governor then, maajo ko og working experience with him...kita ko sa other side of him nga worth voting for... i can still remember sa mga outreach community programs niya nga active pud ko ato sauna

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on December 09, 2009, 02:04:21 PM
So bakante jud diay imong isulat A&J.   

aw bakante gyud kay until now wala pa man gyud ko na-convince maayo silang duha

pagka-nindot diay gyud ang Germany kay dool sa tanan ngs lugar... mao diay pud pwede ka maka-laag2x misag asang dapit...

Quote from: PR0CESS0R on December 09, 2009, 01:41:17 PM
speed sa processor? or dell model #?

mao na ni ron kay walay gyud koy hanaw og hardware ... ask sa ko sa akong friend hehehe

pila palit nmo og laptop nga old na kaayo, but good working condition  DELL latitude Windows 98

walay mapili!

both of them are my friends... uncle nako si Dan Lim and old friend nako si Toto, way back sa college days pa ko, friends nami ni toto... its not about ilang pagkatao but ang ilang contribution towards sa society ang dli nako ganahan

murag naa bitaw chika2x nga c conching lim daw ang replacement ni jala...

but never gyud ta mu-mention sa mga negative sa pinas, right?

Quote from: slackware on December 06, 2009, 12:23:01 PM
pwede nako e send ang file sa email nimo kun gusto ka.

ikaw ni si anakin Skywalker?? hadlok man gud ko mu-open og file nga wala ko kaila sa nagsend

hahaha namoot ko sa word nga "balik-balik".. mao na sige isulti sa akong anak nako basta start na gani ko og yawyaw

Quote from: tagaclarin on December 08, 2009, 01:26:14 PM
Let's GO FOR THE NEW GUY!.....Let's put a STOP to the same old faces in Bohol politics....wants new blood, fresh ideas and no more same old politics. Salamat daghan jamu...

sakto pud ka.. basig diay pud mas mu-asenso ang bohol kung new atong pilion... but the problem is that new lagi but basig naay nagpaluyo nga old hehehe

true very true.. first hand experience ni nako

wow tanan answers were right... as in target gyud...i am conservative and aggressive at the same time.. i have a lot of love and friendship in my life... i did have strong love relationships in the past that did not last long but the memories will last forever... K for karen is my bestfriend... i only have 8 close friends in my lifetime... i am also a laid back person... i am spontaneous and likes to please people...

this also happened to me. My account was hacked and felt so ashamed when one of my Bristish friends called me up and informed me about the email that i sent to him asking for money. although he didn't believed any of it since it was stated that i was in England that time, but still I felt disgusted and so sad... well, damn you Nigerians!

bisan pa tood dli ko ganahan ni conching lim, but between the two, vote nalang ko ni Lim kay at least man lang naa na cya mga achievements in the world of politics

wala nilang duha... bakante akong ballot ani nga dapit

Ex-Gov. Rene ko kay mas daghan contribution sa kaayuhan sa katauhan kaysa ni Glovasa

lami unta maka-realize siya nga tiguwang na cya and he should spend his time wisely... like vacation cya and visits iya mga anak abroad.. kana ba maglingaw-lingaw gyud cya as if there is no tomorrow kay wala ta kahibaw what will happen tomorrow baya

Quote from: slackware on December 07, 2009, 10:30:09 PM
"Utang lipay,  bayad likay". Tingil, away"! hehehehee!

sakto gyud ni.. naka-experience gyud ko ani mao nga never na gyud ko pa-utang pa bahala og kinsa na siya

these politicians are treating us like fools.. as if we dont know what is really going on out there...

basta maligo gani mi og dagat sa Panglao, warning daan nako ang mga bata nga dli ko paka-owaw og syagit2x but promise pud sila nga behave sila so kung ganahan sila palayo gamay, ilang amahan dayon ilang bitbiton... banhaan gyud tang mga inahan noh!

hahay ang kinabuhi sa tao

i will do it after na mahuman akong mga anak og skwela .. mao ni ang goal namong duha sa hubby nako... 

we, common people, will never know what is really going on...

daghan man gud ko kaila nga mga foreigners nga naa diri bah unya sige ask about pinas kay mubisita daw sila.. ako lang pirmi ingon og i can only speak about my hometown Bohol and Jolo but as for the other parts of the Phils., i cannot give you anything ... unya unsa man pud ang mga negative about bohol? sa jolo, daghan negative kaysa positive

What do you say to a foreigner who’s about to visit the Philippines for the first time? Or to a foreigner who’s visiting the Philippines again after a long time? Are you going to emphasize the good and the positive, leaving the rest unsaid, and the entire conversation becomes moot, inaccurate and defensive OR emphasize purely the bad and one becomes a skeptical, unpatriotic brute who selfishly left the country?

one of my dreams gyud ang mu-attend og pilgrimage...  you're lucky!

naa gyud ang utang pirmi sa kinabuhi sa tao.. its human nature na ni natong mga pinoy... magkadaku imong income, magkadaku pud imong mga needs and wants...

nightmare gyud nako ning maligo og dagat mao malooy lang ko sa mga anak nako kay mura ko og seku gyud basta gani mu-adto sila og medyo lawm na and magsige ko syagit nila.. ok lang kung naa ra dapit sa seashore kay bahala og mag-unsa pa mo dha

ok ok try daw. thanks..

by: Matthew Sutherland

A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches Proverbs 22 1

WHEN I arrived in the Philippines from the UK six years ago, one of the first cultural differences to strike me was names. The subject has provided a continuing source of amazement and amusement ever since.
The first unusual thing from an English perspective is that everyone here has a nickname. In the staid and boring United Kingdom, we have nicknames in kindergarten but when we move into adulthood we tend I am glad to say to lose them.

The second thing that struck me is that Philippine names for both girls and boys tend to be what we in the UK would regard as overbearingly cutesy for anyone over about five. Fifty five year olds colleague put it Where I come from a boy with a nickname like Boy Blue or Honey Boy would be beaten to death at school by pre adolescent bullies and never make it to adulthood. So probably would girls with names like Babes, Lovely Precious, Peachy, or Apples Yuk ech ech.

Here however no one bats an eyelid. Then I noticed how many people have what I have come to call door bell names. These are nicknames that sound like well doorbells. There are millions of them Bing, Bong, Ding, and Dong are some of the more common. They can be and frequently are used in even more door bell like combinations such as BingBong, DingDong, TingTing, and so on.
Even one of our senators has a son named Ping. None of these doorbell names exist where I come from and hence sound unusually amusing to my untutored foreign ear
Someone once told me that one of the Bings when asked why he was called Bing replied because my brother is called Bong. Faultless logic. Dong of course is a particularly funny one for me as where I come from dong is a slang word for well perhaps talong is the best Tagalog equivalent.

Repeating names was another novelty to me having never before encountered people with names like LenLen, LetLet, MaiMai, TingTing, or Ning-Ning. The secretary I inherited on my arrival had an unusual one, LeckLeck. Such names are then frequently further refined by using the squared symbol as in Len2 or Mai2. This had me very confused for a while

Then there is the trend for parents to stick to a theme when naming their children. This can be as simple as making them all begin with the same letter as in Jun, Jimmy, Janice, and Joy
More imaginative parents shoot for more sophisticated forms of assonance or rhyme, as in Biboy, Boboy, Buboy, Baboy. Notice the names get worse the more kids there are best to be born early or you could end up being a Baboy

Even better, parents can create whole families of say desserts. Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Honey Pie, or flowers Rose, Daffodil, Tulip. The main advantage of such combinations is that they look great painted across your trunk if you’re a cab driver. That’s another thing I’d never seen before coming to Manila. Taxis with the driver’s kids names on the trunk.

Another whole eye opening field for the foreign visitor is the phenomenon of the composite name. This includes names like Jejomar for Jesus Joseph and Mary, and the remarkable Luzviminda for Luzon Visayas and Mindanao, believe it or not. That’s a bit like me being called something like Engscowani for England Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.
Between you and me Im glad Im not.

And how could I forget to mention the fabulous concept of the randomly inserted letter H. Quite what this device is supposed to achieve I have not yet figured out but I think it is designed to give a touch of class to an otherwise only averagely weird name. It results in creations like Jhun, Lhenn, Ghemma, Bhong, and Jhimmy Or how about JhunJhun, Jhun2.

How boring to come from a country like the UK full of people with names like John Smith. How wonderful to come from a country where imagination and exoticism rule the world of names.
Even the towns here have weird names. My favorite is the unbelievably named town of Sexmoan ironically close to Olongapo Where else in the world could that really be true. Where else in the world could the head of the Church really be called Cardinal Sin Where else but the Philippines.

Source: http://www.onlyinthephilippines.com/main/category/culture/

hehehe thanks sa help but still the same.. service unavailable gihapon.. grabe gyud cguro sila mu-censor

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

In Ireland, during the 1920's, Albert Muldoon, who was best man at his friend's wedding, accidentally got married to the bride when he stood on his left of the groom instead of on his right.
When the priest saw Muldoon in this position he addressed all the questions to Muldoon, who duly answered all of them.
The slip up was only discovered when the real groom demanded to sign the register as well. A second ceremony was swiftly arranged.

In Prague, Czechoslovakia, housewife, Vera Czermak, was so distraught at her husband having an affair that she threw herself out of the window of her third floor apartment landing on her husband and killing him instantly.
She survived, however, after his body cushioned her fall.

The country with largest percentage of female heads per household is Botswana.

The women of one South Pacific tribe are obliged to marry at birth.

In Fiji, New Guinea, the widows of the recently departed husbands would be strangled or buried alive so that they could join them in the afterlife.

source: http://www.morticom.com/truestoriesmarriage.htm

In Mexico City, Mexico, in 1969, a couple finally got married after being engaged for 67 years. They first got engaged in 1902 and were both 82 years old when they finally took the plunge.

In Malaysia there is a man there who has been the Best man in over a thousand weddings.

In England, in Anglo Saxon times, man could divorce his wife on the grounds that she was too passionate.

On the island of Crete a bride suffered a nervous breakdown the night before her wedding when she discovered her future husband wearing her wedding dress and locked in a passionate embrace with the best man.

In Uganda, Africa, in 1995, 100 year old Samuel Bukoro married 12 year old Nyamihanda.



source: http://www.morticom.com/truestoriesmarriage.htm

Quote from: hofelina on December 05, 2009, 07:43:19 PM
Hallo Shel, minyo kana Day?

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hehehe try ko but naka-block man.. service unavailable tawn

thanks.. try ko.. dli ba ni illegal?

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i dont have a perfect marriage but i do know that i have a healthy relationship with my husband

i think the video is wrong...