Join MikeLigalig.com!

Why Just Read When You Can Join, Post, and Read!

Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Messages - glacier_71

#4701
Jokes and Humor / Re: Katawa pud mo diha ...
May 22, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on May 22, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Haha, believe ko way pagka hurot nig joke si Cebuano-nga-bol-anon. 



"The Seven Kind of a Passionate Women"
1. The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2. The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3. The Confused - "Yes! No! No!Yes! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4. The Asthmatic - Written rendition of gasping!
5. The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6. The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
7. The Mathematician - " More! More! More! More!"
8. LoveThyNeighbor  - "Agpas pare kay ma-abtan ta !"    ;D




hahahahaha...

9. The TB Member = sige, dokdok pa!!!
#4702
Bible Study / Re: The Lord God Hates Divorce
May 22, 2009, 07:59:09 PM
God always commands us to love.

#4703
Love Talk / Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
May 22, 2009, 07:54:00 PM
#4704
Technology / Re: My dream notebook
May 22, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: jamo2x on May 21, 2009, 10:59:19 PM
in addition, mobos, memory chips, and other electronic cards (sound, video) even the old floppy drives were made in Pinas mostly by Intel.

too bad, Intel is closing its operation in Pinas and moving to China. daghn na sab mga unemployed IT staff.


way maayong negotiator sa pinas aron mapugngan ang paghawa sa mga investors?
#4705
Quote from: simplylee on May 21, 2009, 09:03:35 AM
from the ten problem solving devices which result from metabolization of bible doctrine through post-salvation epistemological rehabilitation daily.

interesting.

bible-oriented device always carries wonderful healing power.
#4706
Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 22, 2009, 07:03:09 PM
Akong suggestion: "Bohol International Airport" Para ma promote ang whole Island.

Kung ato ning ipangan sa name of a person, mag lisod ug identify ang mga foreigners or mga Travel agent nga foreign owned.

So mas dali pag identify kung ang name ra pod sa lugar ang ipangan. Like for example mangutana ang tourist sa travel agent kung asa siya gusto mo bakasyon, so kung mo ingon ang tourist ug sa Bohol, mo type dayon siya sa computer ug Bohol unya ma establish dayon niya ang mga connecting flight para sa "Bohol International Airport".

Pero kung ang ngan pananglitan Sikatuna International Airport, mo ingon ang travel agent nga who is this Sikatuna, which part of the world?, so, tungod sa iyang ka busy, mo ingon na lang, "why wont you try Thailand".

ok ko aning suhestyona sa ngalan sa airport.

#4707
Quote from: buwadsanga on May 21, 2009, 03:25:44 PM
a big NNNOOO for me Calls n Lorenzo. No way......

mao nay giingon nga CALAMAY SPIRIT, hehehe. peace wad.
#4708
Quote from: windgate on May 21, 2009, 09:08:09 AM
titser: use "among" in a sentence

Iloilo student: Among the greatest cockfighter is found in Iloilo.
Davao student : Among the sweetest durian is found in Davao.
sano student: Among ubi sa Bohol magko jamo ;D ;D ;D

brayt jud atong sano
#4709
inun-unang mackerel

nag-snacks og tea, cinnamon bread, ug raisin bread
#4710
Quote from: monkey d. luffy on May 21, 2009, 02:29:39 AM
Nganong adto pa man ta sa layo mangitag example? naa silingan ni pacman si Rolando Navarrete a Filipino ex-boxer who won the WBC Super featherweight title by knocking out Cornelius Boza Edwards in Italy in 1981. He later defended it against Choi Chung-Il of Korea, but eventually lost the title to Rafael "Bazooka" Limon.

On February 14, 2008, Rolando Navarette, "The Bad Boy from Dadiangas" was out of danger, after being stabbed in the neck by Racman Saliling, tenant at the boarding house he owns in Bula, General Santos City, using ice pick. Navarette was also involved in 2 previous attacks: in 2005, he was hit with a steel pipe by a female neighbor; in 2006, a security guard clubbed his leg with a shotgun at a fishport.

pero pila ra poy kita ni Navarette ato.

si Espinosa pod diay. karon gatrabaho na lang sa US sa Costco, kono
#4711
tawalan= (root, tawal) n. talisman (magician)
gisalindot= (root, salindot) v. to conceal, to suppress
kabusong=(root, busong) n. divine retribution (ambot og mao ba kini)
sigohon= (root, sigo) v. coincide; adj. coincidental
napalhot, gilut-an= (root, pal-ot) n. blister
nagsalig-ay o nagsaling-ay = (root, salay) adj. hung; v. to hang, to be suspended
mikatab = (root, atab) v. to move the mouth vigorously (sa atong panultihon,
                                                     murag baba og "machine gun")
namaod= (root, maod or paod) v. to press hard. "Namaod" is the result of pressing
                                   a body or part of it too hard unto an object

masyaw = n. masiao (usa ka sugal binasi sa resulta sa duwa nga jai alai; maka-adik pod sama sa swertres)
#4712
sa ato pa, wala na lang diay unta ni hilabti ni sen. revilla bisag adunay na-agrebyado sa maong public exposure? tungod ba lang kay dili si sharon cuneta ang naas video? apil man tingali nis iyang trabaho, di ba? labi na nga naa siya sa industriya sa pelikula nasakop.

kung sa iyang pagka-senador, dako og hapak ki'ng iyang pagpanginlabot sa maong skandalo aron malikayan ang maong samang hitabo, maayo kini di ba? di lang sa industriya, sa trabaho usab sa mga artista. labi pang angay hatagan og atensyon kini, kay doctor (di lang basta-basta nga doctor) ang naapil aning butanga.

dili ko motoo nga puro pamolitika ni. kinahanglan lang nga molihok si senador kay iya kining katungdanan. kay labon ra ba og modako ning hitaboa, moingon na pod ang mga tawo: Asa ra man diay ang atong mga sinuhulan nga politiko?

mao nga samtang wa pa kini maghitak, hinayhinayan na og hinlo.
#4713
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on May 20, 2009, 11:47:39 PM
Naa pa juy Binisaya ani, pero di na ko maka recall, di na pud ko makapangutana sa akong Tatay kay dedo na man. Mao man gud ni iyang itanom isip koral sa likod sa among balay kaniadto. 

basin. yup, nindot ni ikoral kay mabuhi man.

ako papa nigamit ani pod para maoy i-sumpay sa haligi (ang bahin nga modulot sa yuta) kay ang lubasan nga kakawate di jud madutlan og anay.
#4714
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on May 20, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
You must be born in the '60s kay mao man pud ni ang akong nahibaw-an ug nasinati. Tigbatil man gani kog doldol sa una aron ma separate ang gapas sa liso. Ibutang lang ang gapas sa bandi, then naay special batirol nga ga-T sa ubos. Kanang baganga dili matanom kay saag nga liso bitbit sa langgam ray makapasanay ana. Kuyaw ni nga kahoy kon naa sa duol sa balay kay mokalit rag katumba. Prone to termites. Dili lang mahibaw-an, haw-ang na diay ang ilawom sa punoan.

kadumdum ko sa una, kod, ukit-ukiton nako tong liso sa doldol kay lami man kan-on. hehe.
#4715
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on May 20, 2009, 11:39:23 PM
madre de cacao = kakawate ni siya. Leguminous. Ang mga dahon niini gamiton  nga mulch o tabon sa yuta, to conserve water kon ting-init and to produce fertilizer kon madugta. Taas og nitrogen ang kakawate, which is needed for plant growth.


sa katagalogan man ko nakadungog aning kakawate (madre de cacao)...sa bohol, maderecacao man jud ang gigamit.
#4716
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 19, 2009, 10:32:19 PM
kasakit (para sa mga baje!) hahahhaha

Mother Superior to nuns riding bicycle in the courtyard: "OK, girls, back on with the saddles."   ;D ;D ;D ;D

#4717
grammar = batadila, pulongdaan
literature = kapanulatan, katitikan (murag tagalog ni)
rules (e.g. grammatical rules) = lagda
henerasyon = kapanahonan
#4718
"In 2002, Christianity Today published an article called "The Church of O" in which they concluded that Winfrey had emerged as an influential spiritual leader. "Since 1994, when she abandoned traditional talk-show fare for more edifying content, and 1998, when she began 'Change Your Life TV', Oprah's most significant role has become that of spiritual leader. To her audience of more than 22 million mostly female viewers, she has become a postmodern priestess—an icon of church-free spirituality." The sentiment was seconded by Marcia Z. Nelson in her book The Gospel According to Oprah. On the season premier of Winfrey's 13th season Roseanne Barr told Winfrey "you're the African Mother Goddess of us all" inspiring much enthusiasm from the studio audience. The animated series Futurama alluded to her spiritual influence by suggesting that "Oprahism" is a mainstream religion in 3000 AD." (Wikipedia)
#4719
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Blowing Some Steam
May 20, 2009, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 13, 2009, 09:16:34 AM
work is good, glace. working hard for the money, working hard for the money oh yaa (singing the song)~



"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay"

"money, money, money, must be funny
in a rich man's world."

if i'll win the Lotto 6/49 today...49 million $$$...

it must be funny indeed
#4720
Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Fit In
May 20, 2009, 08:13:54 PM
pareho ra man lagi ni og sulod sa usa ka topic nimo, bkn?

unsa may imong boot pasabot ana?

hehehe
#4721
Quote from: chicogon on May 20, 2009, 12:57:24 AM
Mao jud nay panudlo sa "ato" nga simbahan MDB nga ang atong kaluwasan nag-agad ra gyod sa Ginoo, sa iyang pagkamaloloy-on, dili sa atong achievements, accomplishments, mga buhat or because we deserve it, even if we sometimes tend to think so. Si Hesus na bitaw niingon nga "I didn't come here to condemn the world but that the world might be saved through "HIM".... "you have already my "WORD" who will be your judge." Ug bisan pa ana na panultion, still, the prerogative to judge in not on "US" but God's... ambot unsay lisod sabton ana nga usa ramay sugo sa Ginoo... go and proclaim the mercy and love of God and summon His disciples "love one another as I have loved you." I don't remember Him telling any of His disciples at any time nga "palihog kuno kog bantay sa mga tawo kung kinsa nilay "good boys & girls" ug kinsa pod tong "naughty & bad." Si Santa Claus nuon sa usa ka Christmas carol bwahahaha.

Ug unsa man diay love nga gipakita sa Ginoo, di ba magpakamatay man para sa iyang mga isig kaingon, even His enemies and persecutors. Aguy! He died for all of us even when we were His enemies because of our sins. Ambot nganong motipas man jud ta, even aning aspetoha sa Biblia.  Di ba ingon man pod siya: "Do not judge and you will not be judged?"

So where do we stand? Unsa man jud ato pagtoo, we're really better people or less evil than these "least of our brethren?" Aguy! Believe it or not, the greatets sin in the world is the sin of PRIDE coz we always think - whether we admit/realize/know it or not - that the world revolves around us or the self. We're (our self) the measure of everything that's good and right (hasta gani mga gagmay bata atong kasab-an kay di sila mo act like our "self" in certain situations. It's always the "other" person who's imperfect and less loved by God and not us/self. Sometimes we think that way individually or as group or as a Church.

Moa jud nay aong kahadlokan kung wa nako aning kalibutana and I'll be facing my JUDGE, because by then, I'll be walking "the last mile, baby" matud pag professor nako sa DOGMA. It's all between me and God, dili ku gunsay gebuhat sa uban. Wew!

And I'll never forget what Jesus said (to the judgmental crowd): mauna pa nato mga k******n, mga borikat, mga b***t, mga tomboy, mga aditz2x, mga kriminal, ug ubang mga makasasa ngadto sa gingharian sa Diyos."
I wonder why He said that. Huh!

Did He really say that? You bet!!!

Gisampolan paman gani tas Ginoo didto sa krus... hayaha sa kawaton oy!

You'll never know how God's grace works!!!



maayong pamalandong, chico.

relativism is the new challenge of the day. mag-unsa na lang kung wa nay absolute truth kay gusto nas tawo siya na ang mohukom sa iyang mga desisyon...
#4722
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 20, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
nagluto og pamahaw para sa akong buweseta...hehehe
#4723
katogon pa ko...
#4724
Youtube Replay / Re: Last Movie You've Watched
May 20, 2009, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: ligiah on May 20, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
abi nakog ganahan ka ana nga mga scenes glacier! hahaha

i like it in a more discreet and concealed manner...hahahaha.
#4725
or intelligent mind attracts sex

;)
#4726
Quote from: windgate on May 20, 2009, 11:12:21 AM
basin botanist.. forester ka, ice?

botangi. hahahahaha
#4727
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 20, 2009, 02:23:58 AM
Dedicated sa Akong Amigo

Kini karong balak ko
Dedicated sa usa naku ka amigo
Bisan di me suod nga amigo
Ako na ni siya giisip nga akong amigo
kani siya maoy unang ni komento
Mao nga naka diskobre ko
Nga aduna diay koy talento
Siya usa ka amigo
Mao nga naaghat ko
Nibalak ko
Ug karon akong e presentar akong amigo
Si Glace usa na naku ka amigo
Saludo ko
Mao ga himo ko aning usa ka balak alang kanimo
Amigo ko.



salamat, mist.

giisip sad teka nga amigo/amiga diri sa TB...
#4728
Fashion Trend / Re: Let the Lemon Do The Miracle
May 20, 2009, 07:38:48 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 20, 2009, 11:21:33 AM
watermelon with salt? ha?



yup. especially the not-too-sweet kind. the salt serves as accent to the taste. hehehe. love it.
#4729
Quote from: taga tigbao on May 20, 2009, 10:49:53 AM
ahak, mura man ta anig mga biologist.

gipilo-pilo, gituali, gipuga ug gituwang-tuwang na jud nako ning google, bay, wa jud ko kita og inenglis aning mga kahoya. hahahaha.

madre de cacao = mother of cocoa
#4730
kung dakog bahin si Mayor ani, kinsa mang buanga di molaban.

pranka lang kaayo si Mayor. pero, wa na pod sa lugar.

malooy man jud ko aning na-adik sa sugal. akong mga paryente naungo aning swertres ug tong-its. daghan nang higayon nga manghupaw na lang tawn akong tiya ug tiyo kay ilang pangpalitay og isda napildi man. looy lang paminawon moingon: "huh, atong pangpalitay isda nawa man." hehehehe.

#4731
Quote from: simplylee on May 20, 2009, 12:00:19 AM
kanang no 2 mao nay baroto sa amo, unsa may ngalan anang sakayan nga sa pikas ra ang katig

sakayan usay katig hehehe
#4732
bnc, 13 na iyang grand slams. one shy of all-time leader Pete Sampras

Federer won:

3 Australian Open, 5 Wimbledon, 5 US Open
#4733
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 20, 2009, 12:40:08 AM
Mangil.Wa jud kay load.peace. ;D ;D ;D

waaaaaa...

unsay way load...paminawa pa ning akong cell inig check nimo...ang isulti: You have 5000 pesos in your balance. hahaha.

bitaw, nag-CR man gud ko.

so

dear

next time, i have the cell with me even in my most intimate moment with the bowl. k?


#4734
Youtube Replay / Re: Last Movie You've Watched
May 20, 2009, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: jamo2x on May 20, 2009, 05:08:16 AM
awtzz, bad3p btaw ni nga movie...kaluod pa jud ahahahhahaha


labi na tong nag-jerjer sa race track...hahahaha
#4735
Quote from: windgate on May 20, 2009, 08:02:08 AM
tsk, tsk, tsk. delicado.  sigeg katawa unya sigig sulat ug balak nga puno sa pagmahay. tsk,tsk,tsk...


mao nay giingon: "makalibog ka!" lol peace
#4736
Quote from: Angie Gulle on May 20, 2009, 08:17:24 AM
Ako pod Ate Lumine. Nakahilak jud ko labi na kay ako ra usa sa balay nga ni tan-aw sa TV.

abi nako gahilak pa ka, gie, kay nawa na ang Canucks...hehehehe.
#4737
ingon ani akong baba nakadungog sa kanta ni Charice...

#4738
Bible Study / Re: Minute Meditations
May 20, 2009, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: grazie7y on May 20, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
Real treasures are not what the hands can grasp but what the HEART can HOLD. Real PEACE can't be found outside ourselves but within and with GOD.

pwede ka, graze, hayron nga among pastora ba...hehehe.
#4739
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 20, 2009, 09:51:04 AM
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 20, 2009, 12:37:04 AM
Whahaha.Ayuha ug entertain bisita glace.pabasaha sila sa akong balak ug way kay ika lingaw ha.Whahaha.

sus, sakto unta to labog dia koy bisita nga akong amo diri. di lang pod kasabot. mosiga man lang ang mata ani og mag-binisaya ko. hehehe
#4740
Quote from: windgate on May 20, 2009, 09:15:37 AM
kinilaw, ice, as in sashimi or salmon nga de lata...hehehe

dili, gi-pabukawan lang og tubig, nya, paresan og nilapwaang broccoli, carrots, patatas ug akong gihidhiran og TABASCO sauce.

lain man nang imong de lata hahahaha. para ra na sa nakalugsong.
#4741
Quote from: taga tigbao on May 20, 2009, 09:04:41 AM
banitlong=?
yakal=?
kulo=breadfruit ba?
pagtapat=?


sa amoa ang tawag sa BANITLONG is Cleistanthus pilosus

YAKAL is Shorea astylosa.

ana mi ka-sosyal hahahaha.  ;D ;D ;D
#4742
Quote from: grazie7y on May 20, 2009, 08:51:16 AM
Di ba Balite (not Dionisio), Sir Felix?

Quote from: fdaray on May 20, 2009, 08:54:42 AM
Dili si Dionisio, gakit..

hahahahahaha...kolokoy pod ka, sir, ba. laveet.
#4743
salmon...galugos kog hurot sa kadako.
#4744
Quote from: benelynne on May 16, 2009, 10:45:54 AM
Glace,

What unexpected things can I learn from you?

that i'm learning from you... ;)
#4745
Quotable Quotes / Re: Silence Means Yes
May 19, 2009, 08:27:17 PM
Quote from: fdaray on May 19, 2009, 01:14:01 PM
Silence means staying in the library.
Silence means nothing to say.

educator jud ka, sir, kay suhito kas library. hehe
#4746
kung naay Swine flu sa pinas, ang masakit ila man lang imnan og Tanduay, wagtang. lupig pay vaccine.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
#4747
Both Sampras and Federer won clay court titles but not French Open. The latter is still hoping to grab one at the upcoming French Open, then he'll be arguably one, if not the best.
#4748
Quote from: raldampong on May 19, 2009, 11:21:01 AM
Attorney Bernie Calibo a Boholano Director of Napolcom In Cebu, might be his moves to bypass corrupt Police of Tagbilaran. See how inutile u are in solving crimes in Bohol.

dako ra kaayo ning isdaa ug daghang sad ang maapil ani kung sa tagbilaran ni gidakop. adto sa cebu kay dako ang pantalan didto.
#4749
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 19, 2009, 08:16:53 PM
wala ko sa LA...
#4750
Quote from: ZecurB on May 18, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
Pastilan ag pilas nya kaha ana. Sa bag-o pa nako nakuha ag inutang nahong mountain bike natug kan kog matag tiki sa may ilawnm gyus bugan tungod maoy ahong gigamit padulong sa opisina og pag pauli, hasta pud pag panghatod sa mga bata didto sa Central. Ga karsones pa gani ko adto. Unsa na kaha ng ga "birthday suit rata"?...tongewngewngewngewngew... ;D

dili lang matas tiki moturok, zer. mata sa kabaw na.
#4751
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 19, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 19, 2009, 02:26:52 PM
Nagbalak-balak sa daplin sa baybayon.

bantog perting daghana tong imong nagama nga mga balak, mist. inspired jud diay ka diha sa baybayon.

bisi ko ron. dakong bisita moabot unyang hapon.
#4752
Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 04:21:49 AM
Really, Glace?  Sus maayo pa ka dire arang ka init na.  whew!

lagi.

karon ga-uwan mi. tugnaw gihapon. hehehe
#4753
balite (dili si dionesio), tugas
#4754
Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 03:04:14 AM
Glace, while in L.A., my elder sister and I went to have hair cut at a parlor owned by Guatemalan couple.  While seated on the high chair, in front of me was a quote of Psalm 23.  Kaso lang in Spanish and so I reread the Psalm once we got home.  Nice kaayo!

nindot kay salmo ang gibutang sa atubangan sa imong chair, ug dili babayeng nag-bikini o laking hunk...
#4755
mao gyud niy hagit sa simbahan ug katilingban nga buhi sa pagtoo ug pagpangilabot. daghang moapil ug daghang sab ang magbantay sa sayop niadtong nang-apil. diri bitaw, wa man ning ingon ani nga aktibidadis kay way-paki na ang mga tawo kabahin sa kalihukang pangsimbahan, busa way gubot, wa poy lami. nindot pa gud ta sa atoa, kay buhi pa kaayo ang mga tawo sa sama aning mga butanga.
#4756
Quote from: benelynne on May 19, 2009, 07:33:01 AM
Kaning bulok o bolok diay ang pulong nato sa color. Unsaon ni paglitok? Paspas o hinay?

kung BOLOK (color), hinay ang pagkasulti.

kung BOLOK (low IQ), paspas.
#4757
Quote from: windgate on May 16, 2009, 02:20:25 PM
gi-igang...

Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 03:16:57 AM
igang pod kaayo dire oi!

ari mo diri sa akong dapit, kay nag-sweater pa ko. hehehehe
#4758
Youtube Replay / Re: Last Movie You've Watched
May 19, 2009, 03:50:50 AM
Star Trek

Angel and Demons
#4759
Jokes and Humor / Re: Katawa pud mo diha ...
May 19, 2009, 02:22:46 AM
hahahahaha...more!!!
#4760
Quote from: benelynne on May 18, 2009, 10:01:05 PM
Makadungog bitaw ko ana nga expression, "Nigawas na gyud ang tinood nga bulok."

Abi naku hinuwaman ni siya sa Tagalog nga muingon, "Lumabas din ang bulok" (mas kusog nga expression sa "Lumabas din ang totong kulay") nga ang pasabot the ugly, stinky, rotten side of a person, bulok being rotten in Tagalog. Sa Tagalog, ang bulok masimhutan man, dili makit-an sama sa kulay, pero pareho ra pud nga mugawas o lumalabas.

Naghunahuna lang ko kung naa ba tay lunsayng pulong sa color mismo (in the literal and figurative sense) sama sa Tagalog nga kulay.

wa ko kadungog og mga tagalog mogamit og "bulok" (color) sa didto kos manila. basin og naa, pero, dyutay lang. bulok (ugly, rotten state) hinoon maoy permi nakong mabati ug magamit.

sa akong pakisusi, duha ra akong nakit-an nga hubad sa Color ngadto sa binisaya. KOLOR ug BULOK/BOLOK ra.

sigun sa maanad, ang BULOK kung kanunay gamiton nindot baya pod kay binisaya man jud ni.
#4761
before this game, Nadal also had 4-hour war against Djokovic.  one of the longest games.
#4762
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 18, 2009, 12:30:44 PM
Swake ra gikaon?Dugangi pod oi.Butangi ug ilimnon para mahilis ang swake.Ingna jud dayon glace hangad na.Di nya makit-an ang banner kay ang eroplano perting layo-a.hahaha.

swake ra gud, mist, arang dakoa baya nako og gasto pagpalupad ana sa eroplano. hahahaha

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2009, 12:45:13 PM
Gae nya pog anteojos kay basin hanap-hanap nag mata or di ba near-sighted... basin kaingon ra nag gibinuangan sija hahaha

kini hinoon, maka-afford pa ko. hahahaha.

Quote from: Roro on May 18, 2009, 03:07:41 PM


dili anteparag dagat ha, anteojos jud... de grado naman nis Glace hahaha!

hahahaha, pwede pod antepara og panagat kay namawom og swake inig kahuman, para madugangan ang swake ug motaas ang libido kay aphrodisiac ra ba kono na. daghang I Love You mahimo nato ana. lol.
#4763
Quote from: benelynne on May 18, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
Unsay pasabot nimo Glace, ang pulong BULOK pareho ni siya buot-pasabot sa COLOR kung kinaiya sa tawo ang hisgutan?   ::)

Use in a sentence daw bi. Kay sa akong nahibaw-an, ang BULOK ug BUGO pareho ra, kanang mubog IQ bitaw.

example:

sa bag-o pa, mapahiyumon si mayor; karon, mangyam-id na. niguwa ra gyud ang tinood nga BULOK sa iyang pagkatawo.

does it make sense? hehehe. ingon ana nako ni pagkagamit, ben. 

#4764
Quote from: orChids on August 04, 2008, 08:31:21 PM
Daghan baya klase ang bat,kinsay kahibalo ha?

Like;

Bat-tuli
Bat-hanginan
bat-monang
etc.



Bat-Tuli = pwede na
Bat-Hanginan = nanggukod na
Bat-Monay = nabuntis na (nanay na ba.)

hahahahahaha
#4765
Quote from: benelynne on May 18, 2009, 08:42:03 PM
Naa pa gyud diay.

Ang morado Espanyol man ni hinuon. Di ba ta muingon nga ubi o ube para sa violet?

Unsa diay lunsayng pulong sa kolor?

tiggamit ko sa pulong BULOK, sa pulong COLOR, apan adto lang nako ni gamiton kung maghisgot na og kinaiya sa tawo
#4766
ang problema man gud pod aning IHILOM ug naay NAGPAKAHILOM kay wa kabalo ang mga katawhan kung kinsa kini sila. kinsay nasayod mga pseudo-owners ra pod ni sila, nya sa tanto-tantong toon, mahibal-an na lang sa publiko nga ang mga politiko ra pod diay nga nagpaluyo aning proyekto ang mga tag-iya sa mga negosyo sa airport. ang mga kaaway sa politika ug sa negosyo syempre mosinta gyud. faits.
#4767
playing as an underdog, maybe?

but in politics, an underdog always goes under.

this is the shittiest move a politician has done so far.
#4768
gibutangan ba kaha og montora iyang bisiklita. kay, kasakit og wala!!!! hahaha
#4769
Quote from: benelynne on May 18, 2009, 08:21:00 PM
Maayo ni nga format kay lexicographical gyud, naa pay etymology.

Naa pud unta komentaryo kung idiomatic, informal, poetic, archaic o dialectal (kinaiyang pulong sa usa ka lugar).

Para sa "contentious entries" o tampo nga dili magkahiusa sa buot-pasabot, kinahanglan i-moderate sa editor ang kukabildo ug magpanaug ug pinakaulahing desisyon.

Glace, contentious man tung imong translation sa KATRE, kay naa baya'y gahimo ana sa salog (naa pud sa lamesa). Bitaw, nominado ta ka isip editor.

hahahahaha, naanad man gud ko nga adto lang sa katre.

sa akong pamulso dinhi, daghan ang maayong mamumulong sa bisaya ug mas lawom og kahibalo sa binisaya o cebuano. kung ang matag usa nga magtatampo dinhi, aduna nay mga kometaryo sa ilang tampo, mas sayon ug dali na lang ang pagtapok ug pagpahiluna niini sa TB diksyonari.

ok ko sa pagtapok, di ko pasalig sa editing part.
#4770
unya, suportahan gyud kaha kini sa ubang mga mamanuan sa probinsya kung ugaling dili na ka-partido ni aumentado ang magyaka sa opisina sa gobernador? may lang pod unta.
#4771
i suggest you better create a topic that will contain your concerns; by doing so, you'll not be out of topic.
#4772
Quote from: benelynne on May 18, 2009, 06:32:55 PM
Daghan gyud diay ko kinahanglan rebyuhon nga pulong Binisaya.

Naa unta koy suggestion, para sa mga hilaw nga Bisaya sama nako. Maayo untag naa'y magsilbing editor ani nga thread (murag BisaWiki), nga tigumon tanan nga tampo ug ilaray sunod sa abakada. Ang sunod nga mutampo, kinahanglan isuksok (insert) niya sa insaktong pagkalaray, aron dali pangitaon ang pulong sama sa diksyonaryo.

Ang procedure, COPY, PASTE, INSERT.... Sumpay-sumpay, di nato mahibaw-an, naa na diay tay Tubag Bohol Bisaya Dictionary.

Glace, kugihan man ka...

mao na gisugo na ko. hahahaha...kay kugihan o wa lang tingali lingaw. tapuwan jud ko sa tinood. pero, atong testingan. kung di nako bisi, atong pagasugdan ang paghapat, pagtapok, ug pagsumpay-sumpay sa mga pulong nga natagik dinhi.
#4773
listening to Ps 23
#4774
sorry i missed your call...
#4775
Quote from: buwadsanga on May 18, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
ang ngan sa irport.....

"THE BOHOLANO SANDUGO ROCK N ROLL IRPORT"

hehehehe....

whahahaha....picture ni buwad ang ibutang sa tarmac. peace.

matay, mura og di na jud tingali kapogngan ni...ako lang ikaingon, Good Luck ug God Bless...Padayon Bohol, Uswag Bohol...
#4776
Thursday, May 14, 2009
By Katrina Onstad, CBC News

Peppy and preposterous, Angels & Demons is in a sweaty sprint to distance itself from the lackadaisical adaptation of that book The Da Vinci Code â€" heard of it? Psst, allow me to also recommend a furniture store: Ikea. For clothes, try Gap. That's G-A-P.

Which is to say, in this era of niche marketing, there aren't that many mass cultural experiences outside of shopping. Those blockbuster days when everyone saw the same movie (Jaws) and bought the same album (Fleetwood Mac's Rumours) don't happen as often as they used to. If Dan Brown's religio-thrillers get people reading and engaged in some kind of shared experience, does the silliness of the subject matter matter?

It did on screen. The Da Vinci adaptation was critically slaughtered as Holy/Wholly Tedium, slapped together with all the laziness of a sure thing. The goofy DNA of Brown's particular Catholic conspiracy theories emerged fully formed in the multiplex light somehow, and all the fun of the franchise evaporated. Of course, it didn't matter: the lethargic film earned millions, even if it's hard to find anyone, critic or no, who really loved it.

Angels & Demons, based on an earlier Brown book but set up in the film as a sequel, tries harder, and it pays off. Tom Hanks â€" trimmer of torso and hair â€" is back as Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon, summoned from a Cambridge swimming pool by Vatican police. That he flies to Rome on a private jet is one of many details coalescing into an image of the Vatican as a superhero headquarters, or Q's gadget-filled lair. In the parlance of such cartoons, Langdon is the former enemy of desperate Catholic superfriends who reluctantly call him in to help out with a villain even they can't vanquish!

The College of Cardinals is in the Vatican to select a new pope, but the four front-runners have been kidnapped. According to communiqués, each will be killed on the hour, every hour, starting tonight. Then the evening will be capped by a cataclysmic explosion, courtesy of a vial of "anti-matter" stolen from a lab in Geneva. The party planners are the Illuminati, an ancient pro-science sect long ago banished by the church, who remain at the forefront of Langdon's research.

"Oh great, the symbologist is here," sneers the head of the Swiss Guard, played by Stellan Skarsgård. This devout protector of the Vatican claims his anti-Langdon huffing stems from the professor's refusal to align with any religion, but it sounds more like a taunt to a mega-nerd who never shuts up.

The professor is a historical know-it-all, lecturing at every turn on Bernini, bas-relief, the use of oxygen in archives. (But never pizza. Why, in Rome, can't he give us just one little arcane tidbit about pizza?) Hanks is his usual jocular self, though he's not so much acting as reciting from a dense script by David Koepp and Akiva Goldsman, who take many liberties with the book. Langdon's logorrhea is absorbed by a fetching Italian physicist, played by Israeli actor Ayelet Zurer, who's often at his side. She's there to assuage her guilt over having invented the anti-matter, with its "God-like power" to create and destroy. There will be no lingering on her moral crisis however; this smart, alert performer is just the vacuum into which Hanks spews religious ephemera.

And yet, if one can exercise selective hearing, there's an energetic movie underneath the unceasing exposition. Director Ron Howard gets to play on the world's best set, Rome, and though he wasn't allowed in the Vatican, the recreation (or creation) is lush and velveteen, elegantly creepy with shadowy corridors and heavy curtains perfect for hidden whispers.
From left, Langdon (Tom Hanks), Vittoria Vetra (Ayelet Zurer), Chartrand (Thure Lindhart) and Camerlengo Patrick McKenna (Ewan McGregor) discover a time bomb intended to destroy the Vatican. From left, Langdon (Tom Hanks), Vittoria Vetra (Ayelet Zurer), Chartrand (Thure Lindhart) and Camerlengo Patrick McKenna (Ewan McGregor) discover a time bomb intended to destroy the Vatican. (Zade Rosenthal/Sony Pictures)

Howard must have been reading up on tent-pole movies, and he trucks through the requisite chases and hero-in-peril sequences. There's more vigour in 10 minutes of Angels & Demons than in all of The Da Vinci Code, but that's a little like saying, Tom Hanks is really tall compared to Michael J. Fox. Langdon races around Rome with the clock ticking, trying to put together the mystery of the Illuminati. It's like Blue's Clues meets 24 â€" with popes!

Offering moral support from the Vatican is Carmelengo Patrick McKenna (Ewan McGregor), a young priest raised by the deceased pope who has a mind to bring the church into the present. But first, there's this issue of cardinals being killed with all the esthetic fanciness of Se7en and The Cell. It's odd to watch Hanks and Howard in proximity to the distasteful torture porn that now defines the serial killer genre, in the kind of movie where the director seems to be rubbing his hands together as he asks: How creatively can we kill these people? How beautiful can we make it look?

This is not Howard's forte. Whatever one thinks of Howard as a director â€" too slick or charmingly optimistic â€" it's probably not "dark," and the gore in Angels & Demons feels awkward, ineffectual. Maybe our expectations are just too fixed, or the material is too ridiculous, but while Angels & Demons is often exuberant, it's never really terrifying. It's remarkable that the stakes â€" the end of 1) the world and 2) faith â€" feel very low.

The Catholic Church has de-knotted its panties over this second effort, with a recent review from the Vatican paper praising the movie. For those fearing offence, Angels & Demons is not an indictment of the Catholic Church, but a plea for reformation, a push towards openness and a reunion with science. It's a worthy message trapped in a risible, diverting film that's entirely free of revelations.

Katrina Onstad is the film columnist for CBCNews.ca.
#4777
kagilok...
#4778


CANNES, France (AFP) - Crowds hoping to glimpse the stars on the Cannes festival's red carpet got an eye-popping surprise Saturday as a team of nude Belgian cyclists paraded down the Riviera seafront.

Director Felix van Groeningen and four of his actors straddled bicycles and careened down the croisette and back under warm spring sunshine, in a remake of a scene from "La Merditude des Choses".

The comedy, which tells the story of a family of drunkard brothers, seen through a teenagers' eyes, premiered Saturday at the Directors' Fortnight, one of two high-profile sidebars to the main Cannes film festival.
#4779
i hope this same result be at the French Open.

Go Federer!
#4780
Federer Beats Nadal

Roger Federer beat top-ranked Rafael Nadal in a final for the first time in two years on Sunday to claim the Madrid Open title 6-4, 6-4.
#4781
the big fish has already emerged with its fin

they just don't know how to catch it
#4782
Condolence, enz.

My Prayers for the family and the deceased!
#4783
CongratZ, pareng AJ.

#4784
Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 16, 2009, 06:46:02 AM
Mao lagi nga sa newly weds ang prayer sa babaye is "Lord I hope he will change"

Ang prayer sab sa laki is "I hope she will not change".

Ang boot pasabot sa babaye ang character, nga mabut-an na unta ning akong bana nga way boot.

Ang boot pasabot sab sa lalaki nga ang sexy figure sa iyang asawa, nga unta perming sexy ug dili ma usab ang figure.

unya og dako nag bilbil daan...pareho na silag pag-ampo hahaha
#4785
Bible Study / Re: Do Not Let Death Affect You
May 18, 2009, 02:36:40 AM
spiritually, death is sweet.

emotionally, death is hard. one needs to cry, weep and grieve for it is part of their healing, especially if the dead is someone you love .
#4786
part of their extreme makeover to look good for the next election
#4787
if you think of it, most of those countries affected by this piggy virus are those countries hard hit by the economic crisis. to me, when people get scared from being infected, they would do the best to protect themselves and so create a need for more healthy food markets and medicines. in so doing, they would help stimulate somehow the economy at their own backyard, for they would be scared now to spend holidays abroad.

just a poor man's analysis. hehehe.
#4788
if many people get hooked and "benefited" from this swertres in tagbilaran, Dan Lim would have a good bunch of converts rallying his side for what he did to the captain. does this make sense?
#4789
Quotable Quotes / Re: Silence Means Yes
May 18, 2009, 12:21:05 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 17, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
What about you, amigo?

Are you attracted to the silent type? or the loud type?

;) (or both)

i like a mild talker coz i'm a quiet man myself.
#4790
Quote from: mistyeyed on May 17, 2009, 01:33:20 PM


kung ako, maggama kog banner nga minarkahan og perting dakoa nga ILOVEYOU, nya akong ipagayod og eroplano...samtang nangaon mig kinilaw nga swake sa baybayon ahahhaha.
#4791
Fashion Trend / Re: Let the Lemon Do The Miracle
May 17, 2009, 11:58:48 PM
i like dabbing it with salt too. even my watermelon.
#4792
you're right, enz, there's no substitute for readiness.

#4793
Quotable Quotes / Re: Silence Means Yes
May 17, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
if she's not yet married or taken, why don't you do it?

get that YES!

oh, those eyes

oh, that smile

what a beauty!

perte kag liwat ani, enz. hahaha
#4794
mura'g ingon ani:

kolera, pesti!
hani ba ni?
bagol sa kalamay man kini
gilabay man lang diri
napandol lang mi
sakit imong tiil, hani?
akong hapuhapon bi...

hehehehe
#4795
Quotable Quotes / Re: Silence Means Yes
May 17, 2009, 12:32:46 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 17, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
hehe, we never followed up on a relationship.
But casual meet-ups lang.

Like a fine wine, Glace. Like a fine wine. :)

she's so gorgeous, enz. arrrghhh! more wine...more cognac!

#4796
Eyeball / Re: Meeting Grazie7y in LA
May 17, 2009, 12:20:22 PM
enjoy kaayo ka, graze, pics pa lang.

kung kita kaha mag-EB no, malingaw ba kaha kita? hahaha
#4797
Quotable Quotes / Re: Silence Means Yes
May 17, 2009, 12:18:44 PM
o my...enz, kasayang pod ato.

so, girls, tell me. hehehe.
#4798
lami gyud ang manok bisaya. nakatilaw man kog pabo diri permi, mas moangay kos manok sa ato.
#4799
Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 16, 2009, 04:21:19 PM
Naa na man gyud ni nga Airport ug dili na man ni kapugngan, so ang ato na lang discussion is how Panglao and the Boholano community could benefit from it, how to minimize the negatives and maximize the positives.

It is now too late since nobody was bold enough to stand at the battle field during the initial stages. So, the blame game will only worsen the damage.

So, I will start with some suggestions that will make this airport beneficial instead of an eyesore to Panglao and the Boholanos.

1. Panglao should create a sort of ordinance that 50% of the airport's workforce will be residents of Panglao. Workforce shall be management staff/regular employees like customs official, security, catering, airport management, etc) having birth certificates from Panglao.

2. Duty Free Market shall be established inside the terminal which shall be managed by the municipality of Panglao.

3. Fair Taxes shall be established to benefit Panglao.

4. Toll fee shall be imposed on Causeway and Dauis Bridges.

5. Modern garbage disposal and recycling facility (solid & liquid wastes) shall be incorporated in the budget. All wastes shall be disposed out of Panglao Island, perhaps a landfill somewhere in Bohol Mainland.

3. Customs office for Export/Import shall be established with Laboratory/Testing facility which include medical and quarantine.

4. Import/Export of Industrial, Chemical or Hazardous materials shall be restricted. With this, we can import/export food, garments, ornaments but not industrial products.

These are just some of the positives that I could think of right now.

Unsa man inyo ika suggest.


pwede ikaw administrator sa airport, macks?

Unsa may angayan nga ingalan sa Airport?
#4800
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 17, 2009, 12:04:09 PM
i really love you.