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Quote from: chicogon on February 02, 2012, 11:09:41 AM
Bionic computer diay...

Computer ang gipasanginlan. Hmm, unsa kahay posibleng acronymatic meaning sa BIONIC?

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 05:41:42 PM
ah,,ha,ha,ha,mao diay na imong panan aw ha,,,he,he,,swakpan bai,,,

Otrong Goryo. Klarong kaanib ni Bugsay...

Quote from: chicogon on February 02, 2012, 10:54:35 AM


Leaping kay Leap year

Not deserving this gif. Gwapo ra kaayo to represent Botoy...

He he, thanks for the reminder, Fr. Chic. Been leaping every New Year apil gisong pero ambot potot man lang gihapon si Botoy.

He he, naa pa juy lama sa mga tudlo sa tiil...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:30:37 PM
nya,,ha,ha,ha,,hain may tinobo nya??,,nag sige pa diay tubo diay,,,na dako naman to daan,,he,he,he,,ganahan ba diay pod ka modawat og brief na tinoboan,,,,he,he,he,

Kana bitawng susama sa duwaan nga biyaan kay gipul-an na ang spoiled nga bata...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:34:49 PM
unja katol2x pod,,,he,he,he,he,

...labi nag wa tujoang nakaihi pud...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:51:34 PM
aw diha ra mag daog,,,

Wa jud tay bawt ani...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:52:31 PM
ayaw nalang kay komplikadism na,,

Bwahaha! Unsa man nag komplikadism bay, sakit na? Atong ipahiling sa mananambal kon maohon...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:55:24 PM
tym sa simhoton pa naho,,,,,bitaw mangutana ta ni bai bugs,,,kay tognaw man tsayna,,,palili nato kon tig kaligo ba mga baje didto,,he,he,,,

Kadaot kay Goryo jamo tawhana, pabuotan-buotan...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 05:05:46 PM
deli bai,,,murag naay deperensya sa akong computer...

Hmm, ingna hinuon nga mahalon jamo imong computer, tiaw moy gahubo ang makit-an...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
hapit na oi,,,,kabalo kang politiko,,,,mao pay pag human eleksyon,,,pagka ugma mangampanya dajod para sunod,,,,,he,hehe,,

Hmm, way puas diay. Abilidad sa baki kon maohon...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:59:23 PM
aw wala gusto rakong mag writer,,he,he,,,,

Mag writer? Hmm, kinahanglan ra ba kunong mapusgay una ang imong kasingkasing, Bay Chris...

Quote from: chriswise on February 01, 2012, 04:58:42 PM
grabing tan og bai,,hinog jamo n,a,,,he,he,he,,

Aw, basta di lang hinog nga ahat...

He he, matinaupon man gud kag tinan-awan bay...

Yehey, salamat nga naay February 29 karong tuiga... 

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:39:54 PM
atong amigo to,,oi,,,he,he,

Bitaw, pero usahay makapangluod man gud ta kay di man ta pasundon sa ijang mga tinuboan...

Mora bayag nag-hangover lang...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:40:36 PM

buwah,ah,ha,,ha,,,

He he, morag kusi nga sakit jamo...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:42:13 PM
aw oh,,jd,,puedi ba sa versikolo,,,,si mayor kay kamao pod to versikolo,,pero mao rapod igawas sa radyog eleksyon na,,,

Medyo layo pa man ang eleksyon? Hmm, pasiuna sa versikolo diay ang lagay...

 

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:43:59 PM
grabi ang pagka takoban sa baki,,,kamao gajod,,,

Aw, taas gud og kinaadman...

Quote from: bolanon kaaju on January 31, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
tinood ba ang mga puti ug kadtong mga babaye nga naas mga lugar nga bugnaw di tigkaligo maong di pareho kahumot sa mga pinay(naa kunoy baho)?

Mas humot jud ang Pinay, hands down. Lahi lang ang source of attractiveness aning mga bayhana...

Pastilan! Kon wa pay pantalon...





...makahunahuna man pud tag daotan...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:45:39 PM
nabis,,kabuling2x ang simod,,bai,,

He he, OK lang kay anad man sa pinakalami nga ginamos nga taga sa Bawingsya...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:46:38 PM
ni enter napod ang bakikism deri?

Hmm, gusto nimo apilan og bungotism?

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:54:17 PM
gikan pana sila nag VODKA,,init pang lawas,,,,,

He he, klaro nga Russian girls ang tirada ni Bay Chris...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 31, 2012, 08:55:45 PM
there are some people use religion for convenience only, for their own desires, if that would be favorable for them economically, socially , politically and even in armed force.

...just as there are those who use religion to make themselves appear smarter and more knowledgeable than others. Pastilan jawaa, kanus-a pa man intawon matibway kining atong Kalbaryo...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 06:23:20 PM
lahi ra gyud kong maka baton nag boot kay togkan nag hubag,,,he,he,he,,

...ug ang timailhan nga tinuoray ang paghupot niini anaa masukod sa katakos pagtan-og sa ingon...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:59:35 PM
lisod na karon kay naa nay high voltage ang lawas,,kon mahikapan makakorenti,,,magkorog2x dajod,,he,he,he,,,si ondoy,,,nya si inday pasumangil pod suko2x,,konohay,,,pero pahipi diay og tam is ang talidhay,,,,

Hmm, naa may nagkalahugay nga kahimangod ug kahidlaw kining imong gipaambit nga panahom, Bay Chris...

 

Dia ra ang link:  http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/201109132357/fart-smeller-movement-wtf-12-images.html

Quote from: chicogon on January 31, 2012, 12:00:30 AM
Di ko salig ani kay buslot ug tambotso bwahahaha .... 

Si Bugsay ray mosukol ani, kay member man to sa Fart Smeller Movement...

Quote from: bolanon kaaju on January 31, 2012, 09:52:00 AM
mao nay giingon nga mga hot babes init kaayong tanawon!!!

Hot kaayo, way epek ang snow...

Quote from: chicogon on January 31, 2012, 08:32:41 AM
Sila wa tugnawa pero klaro kaayo daghan sa mga TB Boys gipang initan, bwahahaha! 

Tugnawon pud si Bugsay ani, oi, mohugot gud og samot ang iyang paggakos sa iyang unlan!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on January 31, 2012, 11:14:37 AM
hahaha di lagi e ready nalang nako akong kaugalingon sa imong pagkamanggiuwawon. Hubgon kaha ka kay basin mao ra nay tambal sa imong pagkamanggiuwawon. Ug mag E.B ta murag bawal ba ang camera?

Bwahaha, basin tuod makatabang ang alcohol. Camera? Aw, di man bawal pero mag-andam lang kog maskara.   

 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 31, 2012, 08:42:04 AM
Hubs, unsa man kaha poy ifollow-up? Basin wala pa kapanghunaw.

Aw, kon nakapanghunaw, manimaho na hinuon inigkahuman...

Quote from: chicogon on January 31, 2012, 08:29:09 AM
Dili diay malisya... mali lang siya (si Inday) kay kompyansa ra kaayo, bwahahaha!!! 

He he, tamasya na lang diay...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on January 30, 2012, 09:46:48 PM
Oo karong mayo puhon this year. Murag magstay mi ug dugay sa Bohol puhon  so hopely mameet na nako si Tigbao hehehhe ug ubang mga T.B members. Hubag Bohol jud akong ultimate dream nga i meet 

He he, basin ma-disappointed ka kon mag-EB ta, Raqz, kay manggiuwawon man kaayo ko sa personal... 

Here's the offending billboard image:

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2012, 10:54:46 AM
Berry said his main objection over the advertisement is how it could affect his acting career. "I've always wanted my photo in an ad all over the city, but I was hoping it would be for a TV show or something, not â€" this," Berry said.

And he's even willing to seek professional revenge, offering to lower his usual acting rate to any soda companies who might want to use his unaltered image in one of their campaigns.

"I'll sing and dance for them and I won't charge an arm and a leg," he said.

Way to go, Cleo!

By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow â€" 9 hrs ago


An overweight man in Los Angeles says he was "beyond shocked" to discover an altered photo of him on New York City billboards with his leg removed.

27-year-old Cleo Berry tells the New York Times that while living in NYC several years ago, he participated in a $500 photo shoot with photographer Morten Smidt. Unbeknownst to Berry, those photos were then sold to ImageSource, a stock photo company.

The stock photo was then sold to New York City's Department of Health, who digitally altered the photo to remove Berry's right leg and is using the photo as part of an anti-diabetes campaign.

"I cried at my computer screen for, like, a minute." Berry said of first seeing the altered photo. "I said: 'Oh my g***, they even gave me crutches. Come on, people.' "

The health department said it's common practice to alter photos without the model's participation. And Berry agrees he signed a waiver before the shoot, allowing for such alterations and distribution.

"This issue isn't about one actor but rather the 700,000 New Yorkers who struggle with diabetes, which kills 1,700 people a year and causes amputations in another 3,000," said John Kelly, a spokesman for the health department, in a statement. "Advertising to warn the public about health concerns saves lives, and we will continue our efforts to warn New Yorkers about diabetes."

Berry said his main objection over the advertisement is how it could affect his acting career. "I've always wanted my photo in an ad all over the city, but I was hoping it would be for a TV show or something, not â€" this," Berry said.

And he's even willing to seek professional revenge, offering to lower his usual acting rate to any soda companies who might want to use his unaltered image in one of their campaigns.

"I'll sing and dance for them and I won't charge an arm and a leg," he said.

...pero aron di ka mahisagmuyo kinahanglan nga naay parte sa imong lawas nga gahi kanunay...

Quote from: chicogon on January 31, 2012, 12:00:30 AM
Di ko salig ani kay buslot ug tambotso bwahahaha .... 

He he, nagpasabot na nga eksperyensyado, battle-scarred, ika nga...

Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2012, 11:55:47 PM
Ngano diay karon? Taas nag kamot... bisan asa na abot??? 

Wa baya gihapoy malisya para nako. Pero karon si Inday kay nag-expect man nga naay follow-up...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 03:40:45 PM
mao pod akong duda kay,,nag unlan gipa ilawman,,,para di halata,,,,he,,he,he,,

Hmm, sama diay siya kabilyako sa imong amigo nga tua sa Tsayna...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 02:09:36 PM
pino kaayog tinalaan ang chewawa,,he,he,e,,,talinis pag dila,,,,

He he, mora diayg kijud nga pinakablit...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 03:43:32 PM
nang li-li diay ang baki,,bai hubs,,,,ayaw ipa siwil ang parehas kang mayor ha,,kay maalaan og insekto,,he,he,he,

Bwahaha! Mabubod diay sa laway kon maohon! Pero, hmm, basin mapugngan sa versekilo...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 09:19:10 PM
buwaha,,haha,ha,ha,ha,,,,,pabuhi sa dogo ba,,,,

Mao bitaw nga nag-bodybuilding na lang si Bay Bugsay kay perming buhi ang dugo...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 09:19:57 PM
taas jod og lopad,,he,he,he,

Mestiso kwaknit man pud gud...

He he, lahi ra ang pagkabatig nawong nilang duha?

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 09:59:47 PM
kaldirita ampay ana,,,he,he,he,,

Kalderetang baki? Hmm, paresan og tilaob gikan sa gi-harvest nga corn tree?

Kabahin sa letrang M, malagmit ang om-omism
Sajon ra para sa natakboyan sa bakikeism...

Bisan sa mga sakop mismo sa usa ka relihiyon, daghan ang magkasumpaki ilabi na kon naay mopataas og ihi ug magpakaaron-ingnon. Mao kini ang nahisulat kabahin niini nga klase sa peke nga sumusunod:

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ --Matthew 7:21-23 (New International Version)

Crispy ulo kaha bay, kahibawo ka moluto...

He he, di kaha ang idapatism
Mga kapitulism ug besikulism...

Mga buotan pud...

Dr. Laway diay...

Hmm, kasaligan baya tingali ni siya...

Aw, kon masakitism
Adto jud sa tinuodism
Nga mananambalism
Dili ni Dr. Lawayism...

Ajaw tawon mog kadesperado. Sayang ang gipang-download nga HD ra ba...

Taas og paglantaw sa kaugalingon...

Pwede pud ni pritohon...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 09:04:24 PM
ayaw nalang oi,,kay about raba na sa religion napod,,,unyag ma plantingan hinoon tag timebomb na mura,,

Bwahaha! Mao tuod, amping na lang ta, kay madugay molikoy ra ba paingon sa baki, makasala tag samot...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 09:03:09 PM

aw oh,,taas nag naabot god,,,

Unja nagsigi pa jud ug kawhat og kinaadman?

Paet. Basin kinahanglan siging inom...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 06:22:58 PM
asanism bugsaynism,,,galiog napod to sa iyang  alaganism......he,,,he,,

Sige to rong tilaw sa bahal nga kism
Ug sa ginamos nga parat at maasm...

Quote from: chicogon on January 24, 2012, 10:43:37 AM


Kining iya pabigot ra...

Pananglitan kini si Inday sa mga bigot
Nga natibuk-an sa kang Bugsay nga kaligutgot...

Bigot na, hugot pa...

Unsay usok gud?

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 06:19:33 PM
he,he,he,,,towewewew...

...tiwasa hangtod sa lubi-lubi, Bay Chris...

Hmm, unsa pa kaha kon ang paper clip gigamit isip toothpick. Nah, samot ang infection...

Big bang ang resulta...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 25, 2012, 04:15:41 PM
smoke few sticks of cigarette and drink cup/s of coffee while watching tv show/ internet surfing.

Coffee? Di ka mosamot ka-insomnia? Vodka na lang kaha...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 25, 2012, 04:22:13 PM
usually, 2 times a month.

Madato man pud ang barbero nimo by Vist...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 30, 2012, 09:19:30 AM
According to some conspiracy theories, certain species of dinosaurs are still alive in an inland river in Africa.

Hmm, basin tua pud si Elvis Presley, nitago pud didto...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 06:18:34 PM
beaver rubber sandal,,,hinatag DYHP mana,

He he, and kandado maoy gihatag ani, gipakapinag tsinelas aron di mataligam-an...

Mga Darna kuno sila...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 06:17:04 PM
medyo kay makapa nap ong man mag sunod,,,

Di na tuod kahubot sa hinagiban. Aw, gawas kon ang iyang torpedo gikan sa ilong...

Quote from: gwargz on January 23, 2012, 11:53:24 PM
.... kujapa na man ning injong sakjanan? Didto ra ko sakay sa MB Liner ug St. Jude. Ug Northern Lines.

Kon mao ni imong sakyan, maparehas ka ni Bay Chris nga

"Like a dream he flies away, no more to be found"...

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 06:20:30 PM
mas gilok diay kay pino og tinilaan,,,buwaha,ha,ha,,

Mosamot katam-is ang pahiyom, hulmigason na...

Quote from: chriswise on January 24, 2012, 04:38:00 PM
saon mokalit mag kosog ang bon og sa tubig,,,

Aw, kon kusog ang hangin ani, duyan2x pud...

Quote from: chriswise on January 23, 2012, 10:13:40 PM



Ang uban mga naay ika gasto skwela di manod og klase,,mag bogoy tan awa ni sila perting kugihana mo skwela bisag lisod kaayo paingon skwelahan,,,,,

Hmm, basin mao ni ilang P.E.

Useful weapon...

Naa pud gani giant frog...

Naa puy giant snake...

Dia pay lain...

Daghan na kaayong giant-giant ron. Sama ani nga giant wild boar...

Quote from: insurectus on January 30, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
tinuod kaha ni wa lagi gi gapos

He he, basin vegetarian ning buayaha...

Bakike, as in baho ang kike? Hmm, kolor baya pod sa balhibo ning bakike...

Quote from: chicogon on January 29, 2012, 04:44:07 AM


Labon ning usa getapol

Kustomer ni sa kasikbit nga massage parlor...

Quote from: islander on January 29, 2012, 01:04:40 AM

Dia ra ang cook, in case ipagisa tong gihipos sa waiter...

Quote from: chicogon on January 27, 2012, 02:13:25 PM

Hmm, waiter ni siya sa kan-anan sa mga aw-aw, paingon maghatod sa order...

Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2012, 03:58:12 AM
Frog-gehapon ug baho maski mag-ilis pag color gikan sa green ngadto sa kayumanggi 

Bwahaha! Frog-gahom diay sa chameleon si kibaks...

Quote from: chriswise on January 29, 2012, 07:52:02 PM
nanakop napod ka baki bai hubs,,dis a napod kaha ka gikan,,

Nanambo nis ahong bintana, Bay Chris, gikan pa tanaman ug kabulakan nangita og kapanibaan...

Quote from: gwargz on January 28, 2012, 11:10:15 PM
.... froggic beauty, hmmmmn.

He he, bakianong katahom...

Quote from: Vistabel on January 25, 2012, 11:34:27 PM

Peligro kon moontol ang tricycle, malagmit makaigit si Manang... 

Reklamo ang bungi aning pakusog. Niya pa:

"Adto ko Mutuan, akay ko nyep, otenta mlete. Utog ayo dagan, totoytotoy lang, wa brip-brip. Abot kurbada, iyut mitaw ligid, ah, mômô mi. Da, mungì lagi mi."

Quote from: chriswise on January 25, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
kuwag pa kono gamay hapit na ma ginamos,,,paton ogan pag usang gabie..

He he, kon magdugay siya anang posisyona dali rang mamawos kay panington man.

Oops, mouna lang ko nimog iskerda, Bay Chris, kay oras na para ss akong yoga class...