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Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 11:45:06 AM
liwat sa titser?

Malagmit. Naa bayay estudyante na, titser pa...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:32:37 AM
hamis tawon. 

Ang lagay?

Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 11:33:35 AM
likoy na ni...

Bwahaha! Sigi, di lang nato daliog likoy...

Hmm, kataw-anan bitaw usahay ang exam answers. Mahitabo pud nga ang nag-answer, kataw-anan og nawong...

Quote from: bugsay on February 06, 2012, 11:12:08 AM
unsa gyud kaha ang gihisgutan diri?

So near and yet so far. Unsa man!

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:30:27 AM
p.s.  dinhi ra gyod ko nga thread bahin ug iro moabli kay mahadlok gyod ko atong usa nga thread entitled 'roasted dog bad' kay di ko sure kun funny joke ra ba to or for real, mao nga laktawan gyod na nako nga thread kanunay. 

Laktawi jud kay basin maka-develop kag new culinary favorite...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:24:46 AM
ing-ana diay mo-drawing si ondoy bugsay?

Hmm, maingon tang punga, self-portrait?

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:23:19 AM
hahaha!  on sekand tots, may pagkasakto baya tingali, labi nag scientist nga taga-balingsya ang nagsulti.

Hmm, kadtong racist, este, daghang races ang gadagan sa kaugatan?

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:13:13 PM
MIGO mo nakong tanan deris TB,,y gipile...he,he,he,he,,bisan usa ray akong nailhan ninjo,,

Atong klarohon. Kinsay imong nailhan? Taga Bawingsya?

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:16:11 AM
bahala ba uroy.  naa ba kaha niy kalainan kun pangutan-on tag 'maminyo ka bag fetus?' 

Lajo ra jamo imong comparison, Ms. Hwa. Kan-on ba diay nimo ang imong banana republic?

Walang sinasanto man ning TB members, oi. Si Demis Roussos gikusokusos...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
morag mas daghan man nang nalad-ok kay sa hago sa trabaho...

Nalad-ok nga laway?

Di ba sa gikaingon na, magkadugay magkalami?

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 12:44:34 AM
mahadlok man sad ta nimo... grano ba uroy, unsa man ka, alien?

Gorya...

Hunolhunol jamo... 

Puya buyag, mga byayit man pud...

Bwahaha! Dumpol uroy...

Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
lami baya pod sop-sopon ang mata...

Hala! Wa ra bay kalimutaw. Morag jolen nga mamords...

Bogolbogolon bataa. Nagdako sa pilosopiya nga Bugsayism...

Nakaingon tingalig, Pyawsingi, maypa dayon tsunami, puya gaba, binuangon mga tawhana!

He he, gahinamhinam uroy si Inday...

Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 12:21:14 AM
ang human counterpart pagatawgon ug "hubat"...

ininsik na ha..

Sa Binisaya, tawnit...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 10:42:47 PM
why, oh why can't their human counterparts hang as well on mango trees?  kanang magtuwad pod unta parehag fruit bats ba, unya inig pangihi kay nagtuwad man lagi makaligo pod ang lawas sa ihi, parehag fruit bats. 

Makaligog ihi? Manimaho diayng enso kon maohon... 

Quote from: statesville on February 11, 2012, 09:12:22 AM
After a hard day's work aw night diay, inom ginagmay usa pahuway pinakumbitay   

He he, sama sa gibuhat sa pipila ka TB members...

Quote from: statesville on February 11, 2012, 09:03:49 AM
..iro nga abat gikagid pa gyud, morag girabis  ug porma, hala sigi kana kono mauy ihawa

Unya ang ulo lutoon tibuok isip kaldereta...

He he, feeling croc baya, sa tinan-awan lang daan...

Bitaw no? Haytek na tuod pero connection lang gihapon ang labing hinungdanon...

Quote from: chicogon on February 11, 2012, 05:45:18 AM
Mao jud mag imagine na lang jud ka... the fly is fishing bwahahahaha!!! If you need company, call on Bay Hubs, Chriswise o di ba si bay Bugs para naa moy unlan-unlanon samtang nag imagine hehehe

Great! I'll bring my favorite lures...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 04:00:55 PM
hmmm...sa akong pagkahimatngon, kana si Pilemon mauy apohan ni Hubag...

He he, nakaabot pa diay ka ni Tatay Emon, Bay Bugs. Moabot man noon to sija sa Balingsya aron lang makabugok og bahal...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 12:42:11 AM
tsows, di ako ang thread starter uy, take note.

Pero ikaw ang thread lamboder, he he. Good night na, Ms. Isle, ikaw na lang unay kitaw-kitaw diri...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 12:33:56 AM
mao uy, kog mo. 

atot ba ani... wa ra bay laing forum kun ma-ban ta dinhi.  hinoon, masapi tingali si hubag didto sa ilonggo forum; kita silag balik ni bolbuhol didto.

He he, maayong mohinanggaw unya tatat diay. Kog na pud oi, maangin man lang ta ninyo...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 12:44:31 PM
you mean, siopao nga bola-bola, di asado?

I stand corrected. Di man diay tuod hamis ang bola-bola, mora man nig grano sa lagay...

Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 12:28:48 AM
hehehe...kog na ko....

Ajaw palabig tultog sa unlan, ha?

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 12:25:00 AM
wa toy labot ninyo, huhuhu, mga pitota mo.

Hala, wa tunoy labot, labon sijay gasugod...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
arrrgh!  are you speaking for yourself?

Mushy!

He he, maayo nang pagkayagaw. Unsaon na lang kon okgan ang okin unya walay available nga bilak...

Suheto jud sa folk songs kining taga Balingsya, puya buyag...

Quote from: bugsay on February 11, 2012, 12:14:44 AM
otgan?

hehehe...di lang unta ma ban

Bwahaha! Gitlaro pa jud!

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
no question about that.  a frog, especially a polyglot, can be heard in the four corners of the globe, granting that a spherical piece like a globe has corners.

Bwahaha! A polyglot frog? That's an old one on me!

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:40:18 PM
hubag, bantay ka nako.  nag-midnight snacks baya ko karon, huhuhu.

Hmm, chocolate ice cream?

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:42:11 PM
mas exotic paminawon ang okgan.

Hmm, unya kay yungit man ka, ang imong "kura" kay "tura" man...

Hmm, Valentiny kay gamayg tintin?

More tasty treats...

Yummy!

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
ang naa ra bay speech impediment kay maayong mamaak, mamahit, ug mangamras.

Hmm, naa puy maayong mokokak?

Really? What I know is that a frog can...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 10:46:30 PM
hehe, unsa kahay gi-ILOGAN ni nyor bugsay ug ni nyor hubag.   

Hmm, ilok ug bugan = ILOGAN? Pwede pud BULOK. Giilogan ang bulok na...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 01:57:45 PM
aw, kun type ni bugsay ang chicks nga duol ra ang ilok ug bugan, i believe you.

Correction! Type ni Bugsay ang baje nga ang ilok pwede magamit isip bugan...

Quote from: islander on February 07, 2012, 11:49:28 AM
mahadlok man sad ta ani.  magpapurga na ko uy, kay wa baya ko kahibawo...

Malagmit. Ang bitok ra ba usa sa mga hinungdan sa speech impediment...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:49:58 AM
uy, dong, ang ilok dili bugan ha.  in case nakalimot ka sa imong anatomy, turn to lorenz.

Ilok jud ang akong buot ipasabot. Bugsay na gud na.

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:26:18 AM
kun pakyaw na lang kaha?  all of the above. 

Hmm, basin di kaayo epektibo?

Bwahaha! Mahimoot man ani ang Lion King sa kasikbit nga lungsod...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 12:40:56 PM
aw kana....bisa'g dili butangan ug caption, mailhan dajon

Hmm, sikat diay...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 12:28:49 PM
daghan diay jamo'g timailhan?

Muling. Pwede pud gani bungot...

Quote from: chicogon on February 10, 2012, 12:22:31 PM
Mora sag siopao sa Pasonangka hamis jamo... 

Hmm, siopao o bola-bola?

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:33:23 AM
self-portrait?

Church me away! Hmm, di ba kaha imoha tong Facebook account nga akong gikuhaan ani nga picture...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 11:17:30 AM
wa man got to batyonga ta atong yaya na tatsila ta gamay pa to nga gatanta ani got... 

Hmm, Insik na, Katsila pa? Taga Balingsya jud lagi...

Kutis porselana...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
kagards...

wa gyoy naglurat.

Hmm, Bugsay-quality ba pud kaha ning mga ijinga...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 10:44:18 AM
lajoa ba sad nimo... scissors ang ikalibang kun ang gikaon bayonet.  kun paper ang kinaon ang mogawas japanese lanterns.

Hmm, tua ra diay sa sulod sa tiyan ang scissors, maoy gamiton paghimo sa lanterns...

Quote from: islander on February 06, 2012, 12:24:55 AM
morag restroom man na, fr chic.  hubag must be inside, making do because "it happens" to him.

Hmm, contrary to my philosophy. As I always say, Mahitabo na ang mahitabo!

Quote from: chicogon on February 05, 2012, 12:59:03 PM
Karon pa nagpatim-aw sa akong panan-aw si Bay Hubs... tua sa layo (sa too dapit sa tunga-tunga)... mora na tawon ug parola tan-awon hehehe 

Hmm, galangoy nga patihaya?

Quote from: bugsay on February 06, 2012, 01:37:35 PM
lima ka babae or lima ka tudlo?

Bwahaha! Mao ni ang klase sa pangutana sa kanunay magpatabang og lima!

Quote from: chriswise on February 09, 2012, 09:28:54 PM
Unsay saktong prayer sa mga natural disaster?

Hmm, unsa man, aron mahalikay, samtang nahitabo, o alang sa nahitaboan?

Quote from: bugsay on February 08, 2012, 05:27:11 PM
diwalwal lage ang dila sa kanahan.....pila kaha ka round ang gitrabaho.
nag ahat la'g lazy sunday bisa'g mierkules pa...

He he, straight2x galing...

Quote from: insurectus on February 10, 2012, 09:13:17 AM
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barato ra ilaha diri tag 50 with free ginamos

Hmm, naay ginamos? Ampay diay sa taga Balingsya...

Quote from: statesville on February 09, 2012, 10:49:59 AM
Matud pa  sa akong pag-umangkon nga nurse dinha sa Cebu Doctors Hospital kay may mga shoppers
nidagan paglinog gawas sa department stores bitbit ang mga items nga wala pa mabayri kay naratol 
  pagtay-ug sa buildings..    

Bwahaha, hayahay ang gabitbit og South Sea pearl necklace...

Quote from: bugsay on February 06, 2012, 11:15:31 AM
diha sa pagputos niini ug plastic ug pagtugbaw sa kamot kon maligo?

Hmm, makinaadmanon ang imong panahom, higal nga higala. Hayan puno na ang imong kaban sa kinuptanang mga putsalat...

Tura? Bwahaha! Maturatan man pud ta. Itaw jud Ms. Isle, gawas na pud ang pagta-Tsaynis...

Quote from: islander on January 24, 2012, 02:30:34 PM
how profound!  i betcha he had paper for breakfast.

Unya scissors ang gikalibang?

Samot na tingaling way moihaw ani niya...

Naa ba kahay makaakog ihaw ani...

Hmm, must have gotten acquainted, one dark night of the soul, with the unbearable lightness of being...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 09:38:44 AM
lami bitaw tan-awon..

He he, pwede baya ang qipao himoong ponda...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 09:40:38 AM
kana gu'ng jolen nga duna na'y buak.....pa goryogoryo sab ay..

Aw, he he, puol baya pud ning mamords ra permi, labi na kon maglurat ra ang mata...

Quote from: bugsay on February 10, 2012, 09:32:28 AM
nitunga na oroy ang hilig ug ijing ayy...

Bwahaha! Gikan pa kong nag-inspect sa kadaot sa irtkwik sa Negros, mao nga lingawlingaw una. Pero unsa guy ijing? Kanang kauban sa ijo?

Quote from: chicogon on February 10, 2012, 08:03:27 AM
Ayaw kabalaka kay di man sad first language nila Bay Bugs and Bay Bugs ang Cebuano language; Pekingese man ila hilig, labi na kung red silky qipao ang accent 

Hmm, kanang qipao nga ang slit abot sa ilok maoy paborito ni Bugsay...

Quote from: islander on February 10, 2012, 12:43:45 AM
di tawon.  my apologies if i seemed to give the impression otherwise.  nalibog na pod hinoon ko.  bati lang gyod tingali kog binisaya.  bantog ra kataw-an ko usahay ni hubag ug bugsay.  mabisto diay usahay nga di cebuano/boholano ang akong first language.  sowe, chris.   

Ikawng Insika kang Balingsyanghon ka, unsay mabisto usahay, permi oi...

Hmm, Bugsay-quality chicks...

Quote from: insurectus on February 08, 2012, 10:27:08 AM
Ni adto man ko sa colon mga 1PM wala pa to nagdinaganay pero sugod na huot ang traffic naa pod report nga 3 feet daw nga tsunami
matawag ba kaha ni tsunami ang 3 feet nga bawd

Hmm, 3 feet? He he, mini tsunami diay, o kaha minî tsunami...

He he, pagbantay sa kuko, basin mogawas kon makatagpilaw ka...

Quote from: chicogon on February 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM
Dili 0-2-10, basin 0-10-2 ang taong ito hehehe 

He he, ang paet kon Y-O-10...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:43:46 PM

smuggler na diay sija ron,,,

Kaniadto ra noon, karon tycoon na...

Quote from: chicogon on February 04, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
Shhhhh ( ayg saba!) ... it happens!!! 

Oops, wa matabang og warning...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 03, 2012, 03:14:30 PM
ang mga puti baji, dako kaayo ilang appetite. voracious sexual appetite.... lol

Aw, abi nakog unsay dako...

Tugnawon man lag tag di oras sa kalibog ani...

Hmm, naa diay buotan nga way buot, sama nga naay nagdamgo nga gamata... :

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:50:45 PM
ang title ang balaka bay "LUHA SA TOMOY"

Hala ka! Bantay ka sa author!

Kini maoy imong nailhan bay?

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
lisod ron panahona,,daghan na mga sungayan,,

...ikogan pud...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:55:21 PM
kinsa may ngalan ni inday?

Si Bugsay gihapon ang kahibawo sa saktong tubag...

Quote from: chriswise on February 02, 2012, 03:39:34 PM
kapalit na kerosene bai,,mahal naman god,,maong pagtigom og ingon ana ka parehas ni inday,,,he,he,he,,ngayo ta bai bugs,,kadto kay special jd,ky poti jamo ijaha,,,he,he,

Hmm, ang nakadaot kon ang ihatag niya kadtong sa mga lagom...

By BEN R. ROSARIO
February 4, 2012, 8:03pm
http://www.mb.com.ph/


MANILA, Philippines â€" A reported plan by the long-time companion of Congressman Ignacio “Iggy” T. Arroyo to have his remains cremated has ratcheted up the dispute between two women claiming the body.

Alicia Rita “Aleli” Morales Arroyo, the estranged wife of the Negros Occidental representative who died last January 26 after a long bout with liver cancer, had flown to London to bring home her husband’s body.

She was expecting to be back in Manila with the remains with her last night.

But Mrs. Arroyo ran into complications in London, particularly after the funeral parlor refused to turn over the body to her.

Former starlet Grace Ibuna, who has been living with the congressman for the past six years, has somehow prevailed on the director of the funeral parlor not to release the body to the wife.

It was Ibuna who reportedly asked doctors to remove Arroyo from the life support system after he was declared brain dead.

A member of the Arroyo family in Manila who requested anonymity said he has received information that Ibuna was even planning to cremate Arroyo’s remains.

Before she left for London, Mrs. Arroyo had laid out the funeral and burial plans for her husband, contracted the services of the Loyola Memorial Services whose personnel waited in vain at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport for the body to arrive Saturday.

Mrs. Arroyo also gave express orders not to allow Ibuna to attend any of the rites.

Asked to verify the report on the planned cremation, violinist John Lesaca, husband of Iggy Arroyo’s sister, former congresswoman Marilou Arroyo, said the family has yet to get confirmation from London, but he stressed that former First Gentleman Jose Miguel and Marilou were opposed to it.

“We all want to see him,” said Lesaca who pointed out that the Arroyo siblings agreed to defer to the wishes of Aleli Arroyo with regards the funeral arrangements.

It was not immediately known if the cremation had already been carried out.

Mrs. Arroyo has threatened to file criminal charges against Ibuna, saying it was her husband’s wish to be taken to their family home in La Vista, Quezon City, and buried beside his mother at the Manila North Cemetery.

Ibuna and her father, former San Juan City Mayor Nicanor Ibuna, have reportedly hired a British lawyer to stop the funeral parlor from turning over the body to Mrs. Arroyo and officials of the Philippine embassy to the Court of St. James.

Officials of the parlor have demanded from Mrs. Arroyo proof that she remains the legal wife, not Ibuna, who allegedly passed herself off as the spouse and the next of kin.

Even the London Clinic reportedly got instructions from Ibuna when doctors decided on Thursday to remove the comatose Arroyo from the life support system.

Representations made by embassy officials were ignored by the funeral parlor which apparently made the decision to avoid legal issues that may be brought against it by Ibuna’s lawyer.

“Even the Philippine embassy was shocked. Lorna and Aleli would not have flown to London if papers were not order,” said Irene Garcia, the associate of Lorna Kapunan, Mrs. Arroyo’s lawyer.

Garcia said that Aleli received assurance from embassy officials that the body was ready for repatriation, but the widow was dismayed when the funeral director “flip-flopped” because Ibuna allegedly ordered cremation.