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Dako-dako jud tingali ning kandilaa kay nag-aguroy man ang kamel...

Hmm, apil ba pud ang nagpakitag lagay?

Posible pud nabun-og sa pag-inugay...

by John Crowe Ransom


Twirling your blue skirts, travelling the sward
Under the towers of your seminary,
Go listen to your teachers old and contrary
Without believing a word.

Tie the white fillets then about your hair
And think no more of what will come to pass
Than bluebirds that go walking on the grass
And chattering on the air.

Practice your beauty, blue girls, before it fail;
And I will cry with my loud lips and publish
Beauty which all our power shall never establish,
It is so frail.

For I could tell you a story which is true;
I know a woman with a terrible tongue,
Blear eyes fallen from blue,
All her perfections tarnished -- yet it is not long
Since she was lovelier than any of you.

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 11:03:52 PM
james, ang angay nimong suwatan bahin aning imong problema si tito intestine unta.  mas ngilngig gyod hinoon si lolo apdo.

Ayaw suwati si Kuya Lagay kay lalo kang malibog...

Nahilom ra man pud ni nga isyu...

Hmm, naa ba kahay taga TB nga nakaagi ani nga hairstyle...

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Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2012, 12:17:23 PM
Basin giankon sa duha (BB & BH). Kidding aside, mako jamo ni Mike... 

Para way ilog, diay lain. Morag tigkawos ni siyag tubig...

Hmm, morag transcription of a dream...

Quote from: islander on March 07, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
be surprised, because my middle initial is not S but H, for heilig.

Hmm, your alias, you mean...

Samot na hinuong di kabawi...

Ni Darrel Carumba (Banat) Updated March 07, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Naputos sa samad tinigbasan ug hapit pa maputol ang ulo dihang gitigbas ang liog sa usa ka lalaki ug laing usa pa ang naangol dihang sila gipangtigbas sa lalaking pildero sa sugal nga tong-its sa bukirang bahin sa barangay Agbanga lungsod sa Asturias niadtong Domingo sa alas 11:00 sa gabii.

Ang biktima nga nagkawilkawil na ang ulo mao si Ariel Delerio Diamada, 23, samtang naangol si Nicolas Garo, pulos mga molupyo sa nahisgutang lugar.

Samtang ang gitumbok nga suspek mao ang ilang kaduwa sa tong-its nga si Carlito Malaay, 49, nagpuyo usab sa maong lugar.

Matud ni PO2 Dandreb Lambo sa Asturias Police Station dihang nahinabi sa Banat News nagduwa pa og tong-its ang mga biktima ug suspek sa usa ka tindahan sa maong lugar nianang pagkasayong gabii diin napildi ang suspek ug nahiktan pa kini.

Apan tungod sa kadako na sa pilde sa suspek gisapot na kini ug miresulta sa panaglalis hinungdan nga gibadlong sila sa tag-iya sa tindahan kay buot nang manirado sa naulahi.

Gumikan kay dili naman siya makabawi pa kung maundang ang ilang sugal giingong way tingogtingog nga miuna og uli ang suspek nga wala na gani mananghid sa iyang mga kaduwa.

Dangtan pila ka gutlo mibalik ang suspek nga nagbitbit na og sundang dayon giatangan ang mga biktima sa ngitngit nga dapit ug sa paglabay sa duha kalit niya kining gipanigbas. Si Garo nga unang natigbasan apan nakasagang daling nakadagan apan pagkasayong buntag niadtong Lunes nakit-an nalang si Diamada nga nagbuy-od nga patay na duol sa sapa nga usa ka gatos metros sa lugar diin giatangan ug gitigbas si Garo nianang Domingo sa gabii.

Atol sa hot pursuit operation sa kapulisan nasikop ang gitumbok nga suspek ug gikatakdang pasakaan og kasong murder ug frustrated murder ngadto sa piskalya.(/EIM)(BANAT NEWS) 

He he, mao diay ang gianugonan ni Pilar...

Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2012, 06:50:34 AM
Kamong duha ga duwa2x ug BOLA!!! Book ug Lamp hehehe 

He he, maLABO man gud ning Insika ni...

Quote from: islander on March 07, 2012, 02:23:24 PM
ikaw na lay mag-ambrose bierce (one of my favorite american wits). 

incidentally, i believe there's no exact english one-word equivalent of the german term for this feeling--- schadenfreude.    

I won't be surprised if Schadenfreude is your middle name...

Hmm, mao diay nga ingon si Bay Bugsay nga mouliay na siya...

Bisag ingon ani lang... 

Quote from: islander on March 07, 2012, 02:56:25 PM
hapit na ni nga thread mahimong "International Cuisine by a Bol-anon"...

He he, atong apilan og French delicacy...

Quote from: bugsay on March 07, 2012, 01:31:59 PM
hehehe....lahi na ron...ang taga valencia na'y mamalit sa Dimiao...
daghang bolinao diha sa Dimiao kay istrikto nga gipatuman ang ilang sanctuary....dili pod makapanagat ang taga valencia didto...
pero ang taga dimiao open kaayo nga makapanagat sa valencia.

Hmm, naa na diay magpatrol sa Dimiao Sea? OK pood...

Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2012, 12:46:41 PM
I call this RED COMMY: red fish in coconut milk hehehe 



lots of ajos and ginger... later na ang sili

He he, wa nay red bisag gamay...

Sus, kakyut! Unsa man nang lahi ra, rabbit?

Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2012, 12:23:50 PM
Unlikely (basin masakspan sa ka BUG(say) aw bug-at diay)... basin nagsanina pog GREEN ug nagpahipi sa kasagbutan... o di ba kaha mao nang gapa "breast implant"... klaro gajong nagpahipi hehehe? Naglibog na nuon ko da tsk tsk tsk... 

Baki man jud ang buot ipasabot ani...

Quote from: bugsay on March 07, 2012, 10:25:43 AM
si Hubag?

He he, di ko mokaon og silicone, oi. Ginamos hinuon.





Tan-awa di ba healthy jamo...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2012, 05:48:29 PM
sureness ko nga maangayan pood siya.  dooha na sila.

Moooot pood...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 07, 2012, 09:15:58 AM
Bohol's Peanut Kisses Business would have an alternative business.

Hmm, unsa kahay angay nga itawag sa alternative business kon maohon...

What sank the Titanic? Scientists point to the moon
By Jim Forsyth | Reuters â€" 6 hrs ago


SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A century after the Titanic disaster, scientists have found an unexpected culprit of the crash: the moon.

Anyone who knows history or blockbuster movies knows that the cause of the ocean liner's accident 100 years ago next month was that it hit an iceberg.

"But the lunar connection may explain how an unusually large number of icebergs got into the path of the Titanic," said Donald Olson, a Texas State University physicist whose team of forensic astronomers examined the moon's role.

Ever since the Titanic sank in the early morning of April 15, 1912, killing 1,517 people, researchers have puzzled over Captain Edward Smith's seeming disregard of warnings that icebergs were in the area where the ship was sailing.

Smith was the most experienced captain in the White Star Line and had sailed the North Atlantic sea lanes on numerous occasions. He had been assigned to the maiden voyage of the Titanic because he was a knowledgeable and careful seaman.

Greenland icebergs of the type that the Titanic struck generally become stuck in the shallow waters off Labrador and Newfoundland, and cannot resume moving southward until they have melted enough to re-float or a high tide frees them, Olson said.

So how was it that such a large number of icebergs had floated so far south that they were in the shipping lanes well south of Newfoundland that night?

The team investigated speculation by the late oceanographer Fergus Wood that an unusually close approach by the moon in January 1912 may have produced such high tides that far more icebergs than usual managed to separate from Greenland, and floated, still fully grown, into shipping lanes that had been moved south that spring because of reports of icebergs.

Olson said a "once-in-many-lifetimes" event occurred on January 4, 1912, when the moon and sun lined up in such a way that their gravitational pulls enhanced each other. At the same time, the moon's closest approach to earth that January was the closest in 1,400 years, and the point of closest approach occurred within six minutes of the full moon. On top of that, the Earth's closest approach to the sun in a year had happened just the previous day.

"This configuration maximized the moon's tide-raising forces on the Earth's oceans," Olson said. "That's remarkable."

His research determined that to reach the shipping lanes by mid-April, the iceberg that the Titanic struck must have broken off from Greenland in January 1912. The high tide caused by the bizarre combination of astronomical events would have been enough to dislodge icebergs and give them enough buoyancy to reach the shipping lanes by April, he said.

Olson's team has sought to use tide patterns to determine exactly when Julius Caesar invaded Britain and prove the legend that Mary Shelley was inspired by a bright full moon shining through her window to write the gothic classic "Frankenstein."

The team's Titanic research may have vindicated Captain Smith - albeit a century too late - by showing that he had a good excuse to react so casually to a report of ice in the ship's path. He had no reason at the time to believe that the bergs he was facing were as numerous or as large as they turned out to be, Olson said.

"In astronomical terms, the odds of all these variables lining up in just the way they did was, well, astronomical," he said.

The research will appear in the April issue of "Sky & Telescope" magazine.

(Reporting By Jim Forsyth; Editing by Corrie MacLaggan and Paul Thomasch)

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2012, 05:36:02 PM
ngano god tawong manghuwam man ug boobs si boogs.  magpa-implant na lang siya kun maohon.  boots ang gi-interesahan ana.  kun magkalisod, ang sayal nga cute.

Bwahaha? Wa ba kahay plano si Boogs nga magpa-boongoot? Naa ra ba siyay boongootoon nga katagiloongsood....

Quote from: bugsay on March 06, 2012, 03:05:30 PM
sige gud...kani nalang:

Sori, wa gihapon ko kakita. Hmm, sigi lang, mo-post lang kog related pics...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2012, 05:32:19 PM
hahaha!  ang labaw nga kurokuto baya.  kun kadukdok ka sa keys sa computer, than means okay ka pa.  kun ang keys imong ilisan sa buho sa imong ilong, kana ang medyo tagilid na. 

uy, taym sa, bai hubs... ibalik... ibalik ang imong tudlo sa computer keys.  pasagdi usa nang imong nostrils.

He he, if you knew where my fingers are, you would think I'm king of the world...

Aw, sabagay, dila gihapon ang gamiton...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2012, 05:26:07 PM
nagpanghipi?  gusto man diay mohuwam sa boots ni inday, nganong wa na man lang klaroha?

Bwahaha! Boots or boobs?

He he, di pud tingali boobs ang gustong huwaman. Some kababs maybe...

 

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2012, 01:07:49 PM
para nako sakto ra ang timpla sa tubagbohol; enough privacy, enough knowledge of goings-on, enough assurance that one is in touch with real people in this virtual world, enough strange ideas, enough challenge to one's imagination, and an infinite supply of imaginative minds and wit and humor. tubagbohol is keeping me sane in my solitude.  honest.

Hmm, it appears to me that TB is not that effective... 

Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2012, 12:06:35 PM
Just like everything else... super-lingaw lang sa sugod pero dili ma sustain. People must live exciting lives out there (outside virtual reality) hehehe. Pagka uso sa facebook, way undang sa facebook, pero gikapoy na sad. Most common excuse, busy daw. Kita ramay di mga busy deri hahahaha. Bitaw, kung di pa ta mga Bol-anon deri, I would have opt out too... but the Bol-anon in us kept me "in sight." (sakto ba?) 

I doubt it. Facebook people are those who don't have lives... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 06, 2012, 05:50:09 AM
sigoro na uwaw sila, isles.

He he, sabagay, nabawi sa mga way uwaw...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 02:36:39 PM
why, indeed?  there used to be only 1 or 2 hiding at a time, but just now there are 6.  would hiding make any difference?  just curious...

Hmm, if something is rotten in the state of Denmark, perhaps something, too, is cheesy in the province of Bohol?

 

Hmm, wa ba kaha si Bugsay naa sa sulod sa garbage bin?   

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
managan gyod hinoon tanan kay pag-atubang pa, lalaki diay siya, hahaha!

Hmm, kon taga TB ang mga estudyante, malagmit naay magpabilin...

Hapi birtdi, Bay Koddi. Balik na!

Hmm, maybe this means that love is NOT in the air, but on the bed like a soft pillow. Soft, but not too soft as to be unable to bear love's onslaughts...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 06, 2012, 06:51:52 AM
Hala kataw anan kay nangita ko ug LIKE button! hahahahahahahhhaha

Hi, Madame, long time no read. Magpangita jud tuod kag LIKE button diris TB!

Indeed, Fr. Chic. Mora tag tua na sa Paraiso...

Hmm, not Neidbau enough, if you ask me. The cool kitty, especially...

Quote from: chriswise on January 26, 2012, 04:18:13 PM
ang akong yoga cat,,imo mang gi alasan,,he,he,he

He he, mas hawod man ang frog kaysa cat bisan asa. Labi na jud diri sa TB...

He he, kinahanglan pud naay lubrication...

Dirty pud ang mind sa ga-post...

By ROD McGUIRK | Associated Press â€" 3 hrs ago


CANBERRA, Australia (AP) â€" Muslim women in Australia's most populous state will have to remove veils to have their signatures officially witnessed under the latest laws giving New South Wales officials authority to look under religious face coverings.

New South Wales state Attorney General Greg Smith said in a statement on Monday that beginning April 30, officials such as justices of the peace and lawyers who witness statutory declarations or affidavits without making identity checks will be fined 220 Australian dollars ($236).

"If a person is wearing a face covering, an authorized witness should politely and respectfully ask them to show their face," Smith said.

The government on Monday began an information campaign to ensure the public and officials were aware of the new penalties before they came into force.

The laws are a response to a court case last year in which a Sydney woman was convicted of falsely claiming that a traffic policeman had attempted to remove her niqab â€" a veil that reveals only the eyes.

A judge overturned the conviction because the official who witnessed the false claim did not look under the veil of the person who made it, so the judge was not certain that the defendant was responsible.

The latest laws were passed Dec. 23 by the state parliament. They follow New South Wales laws passed last year that introduced a AU$5,500 ($5,900) fine and a 12-month prison sentence for anyone who refuses to remove face coverings when requested to do so by police.

Ikebal Patel, president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils an advocate for Australian Muslims, said while some Muslims regarded the laws as a knee-jerk reaction to the court case, the majority did not object.

"I don't object as long as the laws are enforced with respect and sensitivity," Patel said.

Patel said he was also a justice of the peace and would never witness a document without seeking proof of the author's identity.

He said Muslim women can find female justices of the peace working at most post offices. Women who object to showing policemen their faces have an option of being taken to a police station where their identities can be confirmed by a female official.

New South Wales laws demanding the removal of religious face coverings are an Australian first, although other states including Victoria and Western Australia are considering similar legislation.

Muslims are a rapidly growing minority of 400,000 within Australia's Christian-majority population of 23 million.

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:21:47 PM
deli na oroy mo kokak karon,,kay ,,nakabantay na,,he,he,,sumangil2x na,,he,

Bitaw. Gaayog tiradoron...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 25, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Adunay time tita nga gikan ko sa trabaho pag-uli nako mideretso ko sa akong kwarto kay mag-ilis ko unya kalit lang nisulod akong bayaw sa kwarto. Nakalitan ko pag-ayo tita heart kay hubo baya akong lawas adtong tungora ug nakita niya akong pribado nga parte sa lawas. Nakurat ko pag-ayo nga iya kong gigakos dayon nakig lips to lips dayon siya kanako. Giromansa ko niya ug gihuptan akong private parts.

He he, maayong modag estorya ning bataa, da...

Liwat-liwat ra jud...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 14, 2012, 02:00:06 AM
Middle-Aged Brains Are Already Past Their Prime

Hmm, medyo tautological man ni nga formulation...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 04:14:24 PM
aw, maghuwat gyod ko kay balak nang umaabot, with rhyme and reason.

Sa gamay nakong nahibaw-an, morag bahin nig sapatos, most probably rubber shoes (shuo hanguo ma)...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 04:16:28 PM
maglakaw ra padung didto ang tourists kay banned man kaha ang mga sakyanan?

Anhi na magamit imong silhig...

Quote from: chicogon on February 26, 2012, 02:09:34 AM
Pwede pod dulcolax 

Di pwede i-exorcise para mas elegante?

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:20:38 PM
ok ra kay,,,,,BFF man me,,he,he,he,

He he, hayahay pas pulis sa Balingsya kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 05, 2012, 12:32:55 PM
basin maayo pod mo drive?

Bwahaha! Ipakita ang abilidad pinaagi sa paglusotlusot sa huot?

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 05, 2012, 01:42:48 PM
hehehe. Ni hui shuo hanguo ma? Wo bu shuo zhon guo ren wo jai fei li guoren. ni ne ? hui shuo hanguo?

He he, kaya ni Binisay-on ni Fr. Chic. Huwat lang ta...

Vlad lives again...

Wengen, Switzerland

Thanks to an Alpine location and traditional timber chalets, Wengen is the Swiss village of your dreams and looks like something straight out of Heidi (the fact that cars have been banned here for more than 100 years also adds to the charm). The alpine mountain village has been a tourist hub since the late 1800s, when notable guests like writer Mary Shelley sang Wengen's praises (she wrote Frankenstein while traveling in Switzerland, and described the Alps as ""belonging to another earth"). Many of the belle époque hotels of the era remain, including the Hotel Bellevue (from $235 per night; bellevue-wengen.ch). The village's altitude of almost 4,200 feet attracts skiers, of course, increasing the population almost ten-fold in the winter to around 10,000. -- http://travel.yahoo.com/

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 02:50:48 PM
paskang... hahaha!  wa kay chewbaca diha nga toast?

He he, lisod kay kampat kaayo. Chewbacca cake na lang...

Quote from: chriswise on February 27, 2012, 12:58:45 AM
gusto lagi nga dali maka kwarta pero ma puwerhisyo sa iba,,,

Hmm, dagko diayg suhol ning mga tawhana?

Another smart answer...





Bwahaha! 

Naay fronkey, oi...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 05, 2012, 10:42:04 AM
islander, i think dolphy's charm lies on the fact that he can make women laugh?

Di na kapanapo tungod sa pagkinatawa...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 10:19:49 AM
no greater love tingali... pero ambot unsay dagon aning dolphy.  (tingalig mangita na pod ug kuko ani si bugsay aron makakiskis.)  imagine, remember pilar pilapil?  well, i know her first cousin, who told the story that pilar had everything bad to say about the late doy laurel (she shacked up with him for years) but everything good to say about dolphy.  given the chance to live her life all over again, she would still choose to marry dolphy, the cousin quoted pilar as saying.

Klarex unsay kalainan. Mas solid ang kang Dolphy nga kinatawo, este, pagkatawo.

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 10:11:32 AM
from the looks of it, dolphy it seems never married anyone.  he may die a bachelor.  ulitawong guwang.

Oi, hala, ang nakalahi lang diay namo ni Dolphy--gawas nga sapian siya ug ilado--mao nga daghan siyang anak...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 05, 2012, 03:40:59 AM
another viral with 52 million views as of march 4, 2012.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_n3hg-Gbg#

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 08:41:10 AM
this made my day, right upon waking up.  hahaha!  may dagon bataa.  he's tubagbohol material!  upat ra gyoy posible ani niya --- liwat ni siya ni hubag o di ba ni bugsay, he will go to medical school, he will be a webmaster, or he will be a priest.

Bwahaha! Cool. Talent-wise, makaingon ta nga mapari ning bataa. Hinuon, sa hitsuraay, buhokay ug nawongay, posible pud nga madoktor--labi na kay maajo jamong mopalibatlibat...

Mao na ni ron. Ang matso pabayutbayut unya ang bayut tinuod pamatsomatso...

Hmm, bisan teachers nangailad?

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 02:13:13 AM
karon wa na gyod ko kasabot.  nisamot kalibog akong kutaw kay gikan sa inintsik nahimong cyrillic para nako.

Hmm, empty your mind, girl. Napuno na man lang gud na og hinanggaw...

Quote from: bugsay on March 05, 2012, 09:45:27 AM
aw mo guwa gyud ang baho....

Maayo untag tagam ray makaon, dili tae...

Hmm, akong connection tingali ang may diperensya kay framed red X ray milakra sa akong screen...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 09:07:51 PM
kun magkalisod maglinabayay na lang, hahaha!

Bwahaha! Kon tubol nga super-gahi gamiton isip batuta, kon igit puphoon ug ihilam-os sa kontra!

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 08:56:32 PM
sayop god kay puro man sila itik, di man tblanders nga bff.

Aw, unsa man diay ning BFF? Sureness hinuon ko nga ang "B" stands for "Bol-anon"...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 12:42:20 AM
aw, medyo hiyas na hinoon gyod na sa ginamos sa balingsya.

Tribiyot to Bawingshanhon na ni...

Hmm, morag paingon man niya ihian ang kamera...

Quote from: chicogon on March 05, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
Aduna lang siguroy gitagoang babaye...


... sama sa bungot? 

Bwahaha! Mao na ni ron. Ang baje maoy bungoton...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 01:15:34 AM
buka man gamay ang sa baye.  mahadlok tingali siya nga hapiton iyang ice cream ug tilap.

Kuyaw diay kon forked tongue, one fork inside the mouth and the other one licking the ice cream...

Quote from: chriswise on March 05, 2012, 01:27:20 AM
hanite na man sibugsay potungwa....

Mao kuno nay sekreto unsaon pagkat-on og foreign language, manguyab og native speaker(s)...

Wa juy love in the air para kang Botoy kay di man siya kakita sa picture.

Hmm, kon molutaw na ang image, that should be a good sign!

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
it is a measure of his strength in spirit that he had gone on with his life and had gone this far.  he is inspiring.  may his wish to travel come true.

Hmm, maybe his ongoing search for a bride has made him strong...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 08:48:47 PM
labawng gorya: lobot sa elepante?

Pwede, pero better sa baboon's lobutt...

He has his own horizon, too... 

Kanay sakto. Piyongon ang mata...

Hmm, maybe one needs to have hypnotic eyes such as these?

Bwahaha! Dawaton ba pud kaha si Miriam sa impiyerno...

Hmm, pwede pud kagagaling lang sa mga kamay ni Bugsay...

Quote from: bolanon kaaju on March 04, 2012, 08:26:58 PM
ang ilonggo bisag way ilong ilonggo lang gihapon
tuman ang kaisog makigbinuakay ug dagway
basta di lang tulion!

Bwahaha! Kag ginapiko ginapala ang salapi gid haw!

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
gamay baja pod ug hawak si bruce lee, pero never heard man lagi nga dancer siya.  bonafide hinoon nga birok ug martial artist.  

Hmm, kaduhaduhaan diay ang mga badibildir ani kon maohon...