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goodness gracious!  i hope she doesn't end up a porno star!

weird.  another case of changing for the sake of changing just to put a mark on their new administration?  away goes institutional memory and tradition.  anyway, let them try to read "come to malaysia" in bahasa, "smooth as silk" in thai, or "singapore girl, you're a great way to fly" in chinese.  

dugangan pa, ang tiil imbis manimahong ilaga lang unta, masagolan pa gyod ug langsa.

di ko ana uy.  maapil man sad ug prito atong kumagko ana.

hahaha!  kamo gyod... inyo pa gyong ipaklaro nga mga on-the-job-trainees mo sa Businessmen's Industrial Knowledge Of Globalization.  

uy vito, naghinanggaw na sad ay.  eid mubarak nimo dinha.  adto sa lulu, naay daghang pinay cashiers nga gwapa dinha.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 17, 2010, 10:56:49 PM
okey lang oy, guapa gihapon. mas guapa na kai gi enhanced man diay.     

believer diay kag enhancement?  mohilak gyod ko if you end up a plastic surgeon.

publicize the defense missile as deterrent.  fine.  what is not publicized is israel's nuclear warheads.  mao nga mopagahi gyod ang ubang countries nga mo-develop ug nuclear weapons out of national pride kay ang u.s. of a. and its traditional allies (u.k., etc.) kusog mobadlong, despite their own stock of nuclear weapons, even as they look the other way when it comes to israel.    

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 16, 2010, 09:20:30 AM
Bolbuhol bulol suhol pol opol Bolbuhol....

bolbuhol gid wiling isming ingin siyi bli sing...

ewwww.  maayo gani kay palikayon na kog protein-rich diet.  ewwwwww.

eh?  well, there are times when i love to hate the guy i can't live without, naturally i can live without the guy i hate to love, and of course there's just no guy i'm living without that i could neither love nor hate.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 17, 2010, 12:33:35 PM
Honestly, mas gusto pa nako adtuan ang mga probinsya like Camiguin, Bohol, Negros...mga lugar nga way daghang hasul ug kasamok..

daghan na ta.  dugangan pa, wa gyod ko kasakay ug taxi nga tarong sa manila.  puro gyod tawon ilad.  ambot ba uy, hitsura lang ba kaha kog ilaronon o wa lang gyoy tarong nga taxi sa manila...

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 17, 2010, 12:34:08 PM

Miss Isles, sa dihang natawo ko sa 1964 (hapit na ako bday) ehehehhee! 5 mi kabuok, dayun sa amo street pila lang mi ka balay. among silingan 4 ang uban 6, ka mga anak, karon kada usa namo naay mga anak 2 ang uban3 ang uban 4 or 5. ang among street napuno na ug mga balay...dayun kada balay naay tindahan! hahahahhhaha! kinsa man mo palit na? anyway, sa among panahon dako pa kaajo ang ma umahan... karon napuno na sa mga balay. sa una ang tuna, barilis, tangigi  kinabaratuhan, karon di na kaajo makita kay gi ban na ang uban isda. gawas ang uban illegal fishing,  di ba lahi ang atong panahon kompara sa una? anyway na simang naman ko ani oi... i still believe in birth control nga sa panahon sa una ginadili...ambut kaha karon ug ginadili pa ba.

OT:  yeheee!  salamat kay nibalik na ka!  (si scarbzy na pod ang nahilom, huhuhu.)

the scene that you have described is repeated many times over in our country in particular and in the third world in general.  it is as real as you and i are real. 

these days, in our country, it's the difference between responsible parenthood and artificial birth control that's the issue.  if a couple doesn't want more mouths to feed and they feel that more mouths don't necessarily mean more hands that work, then fine.  no one can tell them otherwise.  but they should opt for natural birth control. 

kay di man diay kaya, pugong sa panahon sa tingpugong.  mora na man hinoon ug iresponsable nga gusto rag palami pero di modawat sa responsibilidad nga mao unyay resulta sa palami.

for every sad economic story of big families that are bursting at the seams, there's also a story of big families who have conquered the odds.

naa koy kaila nga 13 sila nga anak.  marginal fisherman ang amahan, housewife and inahan.  each child was precious to the parents.  puro nakahuman ug college tanan.  unbelievable.  giunsa nila pag-invest ug education?  kada naay mahuman, mogasto dayon sa sunod manghod.  kay puro kugihan, hamugaway na ron silang tanan. 

they did not rue the day their parents chose to let them live, they did not blame each other for being born.  rather, they looked at themselves as assets that worked for their mutual gains.           

she truly is.  too bad her breasts look enhanced.

the philippine catholic church, in a pastoral letter earlier this year, expressed wonder why countries desperate for babies because of below zero replacement fertility rates spend huge sums to encourage their population to increase as they spend huge sums to stop the population growth of countries such as ours.  

such moves call to mind the 1974 national security study memorandum 200 of henry kissinger that claims that the increase of world population is harmful to the interests of the west.  considering the state of replacement fertility rates of first world countries, the population increase being referred to here must be that of third world countries such as ours.  simply put, our population growth is not good for western countries. that could be the reason why they are funding our population control program.  it is not for us.  it is for them.

                                     -(data from ‘A Catechism on Family and Life for the 2010 Elections’ and Wikipedia)

bill clinton must be a believer of those nobel prize-winning economists who find no correlation between population growth and poverty.  these are the economists who claim that human capital is the ultimate resource.   

Quote from: chicogon on November 14, 2010, 01:05:15 AM
Kini daw atong ipangutana sa atong kaugalingon...

Are you a mistake? Would the Philippines have been better off kung wa paka ipanganak sa imong ginikanan kay daghan na jamo ta?

If you are then I rest my case.

If not, is it right to say, "Kining kalibutan o Filipinas" para ra ba ni nato (nga gipanganak na or our kind nga maka afford mobuhi ug bata)? Or, even to say "Para ra ni sa atong mga anak? Apan dili para sa uban, who don't deserve to have babies or don't deserve to be babies? Tsk tsk tsk... tao nga naman. 

Balik napod ta ani sa issue sa "nipatong," "naglami" "wa tujoa" "nahubog ko ato na time" "kalimot pamutos" etc

VS

"self-control" "immoralidad " "family planning" etc, bwahahaha!!! 

Sa mga niagi ani - labi na sa mga batan-on pa sila - kahibaw jud nga di ni lalim... basta uwag na ang "maghari." Gawas na lang kung buotan jud na sila sa sila pay mga batan-on... then THEY have the right to form an opinion against this stand or statement!!!

If not, then you're no different from these who keep on making babies, or making mistakes!!!

On my part, padayon kos akong pagtoo nga "babies are no mistake." 

What a turnaround then for a Democrat President - a political group which espouses abortion - to finally say "babies are not liabilities, but assets for the country... and for the world in general." 

yeheee!  this is what i have believed in all along... having been born and being thankfully alive today do not give me the privilege to decide on who else will be born or not.  otherwise, what's the use of believing in a higher power? 

aren't some of us here at tb from big families?  aren't we thankful that despite everything, we have become what we are?  do we not trust the strength of the human spirit that can tackle all challenges? 

why should the solutions to economic problems involve the control of births and lives when it has been said many times over that the solution lies in political will that could lead to the equitable distribution of resources?
   

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 13, 2010, 05:49:40 PM

more babies hope for the nation

amo ini:

mark bataan
philip morris
winston
camel
pall mall
kent
dun hill
salem

asa na man si liwayway ug marlboro, ang imong mga inanak, pare bolbs?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 11:39:06 AM
Aytingksu, because it means names exist; therefore, the act of remembering has meaning... 

ah, in ader words, one can forget to wear one's pants but not one's name because the horse has a name?  remember, the horse has no pants, so the act of remembering in this case will have no meaning.

now, mag-unsa na man lang ug kinawat diay ang kabayo like dem cowboys?  magdalidali ug adto sa house in new orleans they call the rising sun kay pabunyagan ang kabayo ug dalidali ni fr chic?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 09:34:33 AM
He he, sense-wise, it can equally go either way. I was just thinking offhand that it would be more "natural" to NOT remember your name under the circumstances (especially if one were on a horse with no name). Then again, onsi kantot, the deprivation could very well give free rein to the persistence of memory...

you mean, if the horse had a name, the chances are greater that you CAN remember your name?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
Unsa man ni, makapangag? 

na, kun mao, pataudtaoran diay nig tuslob ug kape.  overnight.

pareha ba sad kaha ni kagahia sa kinumo ni pacquiao?  kahinumdom pa man god ko sa kagahi sa pan bohol ug binangkal...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 09:39:42 AM
Asa man tawon ni dapita? Basin ilaron na pud ko anig Cebuano taxi driver...  

pagbaklay na lang aron safe ka.  warning:  may puruhan nga ang mangilad nimo bol-anon nga taxi driver sa cebu.

sa manila bitaw, giilad kog taxi driver nga cebuano, didto nagdako sa leyte.  bisan unsaon nakog binisaya, wa gihapon morespeto.  hinoon, nailad man gani kog pedicab driver sa tagbilaran.  ayaw ko ingna di to siya bol-anon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 09:38:32 AM
Hmm. Are you sure you didn't mean "momasahe"? 

sorry, di ko masahista.  lalim ba uroy ug momasahe ug kamote, hihihi (pina-bolbs pa nga kinataw-an).

killjoy breaker, kay morag padung na ni nga thread ug sagunson nga jokes, hahaha!  tua na lagi, sugod na pod ning mga bol-anon ug joke bahin sa kaugalingon... hahaha!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 08:32:19 AM
He he, lunch diay? Unsay armas nga gamiton? Spoon and fork or knife and fork? How about chopsticks? 

Ikaw puy pili sa specific battleground... 

entrance lobby kilid sa bo's coffee shop, adto ta magtiwas sa lemon grass restaurant.  suggested weapons:  fork and knife for you, chopsticks for mistel mugtay, bare knuckes ako.  hahaha, puwede man pod gani ko mokaon ug itlog nga tiniil, kinamot pa ba kaha.  watch out, i have nothing to lose.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 08:04:55 AM
Di ba diay "can't"?

mas ganahan baya kog "can't", mao sad gyod ang akong naandan sa tigdokdok pa kog kilid sa gitara sa ubang parte aning kantaha, morag drum kintahay.  ang nakaporke the pig kay pila ka lyrics akong gi-check "can" man uy.  tan-awa, na-na para nako, unya la-la diay.  bawo ana nila uy.  

A Horse With No Name
(band: America, music: Bunnell-Dewey)

On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at all the life.
There were plants and birds. and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two days, in the desert sun,
My skin began to turn red.
After three days, in the desert fun,
I was looking at a river bed.
And the story it told, of a river that flowed,
Made me sad to think it was dead.

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine days, I let the horse run free,
'Cause the desert had turned to sea.
There were plants and birds, and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The ocean is a desert, with its life underground,
And a perfect disguise above.
Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground,
But the humans will give no love.

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

my eyes are wet, wolfie.  what was denied you, like a family in the real sense of the word, was more than made up for.  how poignant.  you truly have godsend friends.  it shows us that the guy up there had never abandoned you for a second. 

thank you for your trust in your fellow tb dokdokers by sharing your sorrow and pain.  that trust is humbling, and we are the better for it.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 07:32:03 AM
Oi, karon pa ko kakitag picture sa albino horse. He he, naa diay ni siyay name. Dili diay ni mao ang akong gisakyan when I've been to the desert on a horse... 

...with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name...

Nana-nananana-nanana-nana...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 01:55:46 PM
Hmm. Aron magamit ang gitabonan?

peligro.  sa lobot to dapit, bai hubs, sa lobot to dapit gibutang ang papeles kay mas sayon ilakaw.  kun anha sa atubangan sigon sa imong fertile imagination, magkaangkaang, mao nga sa lobot gyod to gibutang. 

dayon naminyo ni siyag ang apelyido ang.

daghang salamat sa inyong mga suggestions, bai hubs ug bai bugs.  makasiguro mo nga ako nang buhaton tanan, kutsara-tenedor and all.  kamo usa ang akong praktisan ha?  kitakits ta karong pasko, pohon, kun mahimo.  adto sa ayala sa cebu, high noon tang tulo, do not forsake me... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 02:56:16 PM
He he, magdala kog seksi nga nurse, maoy akong paiphon... 

hehe, i understand.  seksi baya pod ning ubang male nurse.

Quote from: chicogon on November 17, 2010, 06:50:03 AM

Lami ipakatok pero basin prisohon ta bwahaha... erase! erase! erase!

mapriso ko ani, fr chic?  huhuhu, kalooy sa akong mga iring kun mabiyaan...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:43:23 AM
pwede man sad ms isles. mura man sad siguro ug naay kaliwat si binay nga mongol.

patani nga mongol.  maoy gidangat...

mao ra pod ning banaha ang nakasakop nga nagkatawa.  ngano kaha?  sa gusok, sa pink nga purol?

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 17, 2010, 06:12:16 AM
unsa man ni ms isles, backdate? panahon pa man ni genghis khan.

hahaha!  kini laging moatubang tag computer (kay nagdaginot ug panahon kay mopid-ok na ning tb karong taudtaod) bag-ong mata, wa pa gani ka-kape.  i stand corrected, thanks.

mahadlok man sad ta ani ug subconsciously nagtoo diay ko nga ang nawong ni binay angay sa panahon ni genghis khan.    

sa laing bahin, kun tinuod man ni kintahay, kulang-kulang gyod tingali ning atong vice-president.

power is a great aphrodisiac.  kun ang trabaho ni binay pareha pa sa una nga roomboy ug motel nga tigdala ug planggana sa mga kwarto, molingi ba kaha tawon ning babayhana niya?  in other words, dili siya ang gisugot kun di ang iyang trabaho.

kinsa man sad kahang lakiha ang ganahan nga duolon lang ug baye tungod sa unsay iyang trabaho ug sulod sa iyang bulsa?  well, if power corrupts... ma-corrupt sad ug apil ang ego sa laki.  pustahan, since he achieved power, nagtoo gyod na si binay nga gwapo siya.  uroy ba...  

di ba kaha anak na siya ni binay?  nag-una na ba ang kompanya for 1216?

it is a great eulogy, an as-is-where-is statement, the kind that tries to put in perspective the cruel truth of man's mortality, unembroidered in its effort to cover one's sense of loss by putting up the brave front of knowing when and how to let go. 

good morning, tb netizens!  seeing tb on my computer screen is a treat today.  it looks like i can access tb only for an hour or so for a week now, and at different times at that.  it must be our connection here.  i miss you.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 07:38:33 AM
Ang buot ipasabot: bored housewife? 

ah, that?  nevah.  there's no time to get bored.  never was, never will be.  sa kadaghang basahon, di na man gani maatol, hehe.

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 16, 2010, 04:20:59 AM
Dako na jud ka ug natigum Miss Isles sa kadaghan ba naman sa imong tarbaho.Jack of all trades ,master of none..

hehe, o ba kaha jill of all trades, mistress of none.  makalingaw pod ning palamion ang mga ngan.  pareha ba usahay ug 'consultant' unya ang ipasabot diay kay 'unemployed'.  kun kinaraan pa, ang akong profession way kalainan sa:

household engineer:                                   plain housewife
nutritionist/dietician:                                  tigluto
motor vehicle operator:                              driver
cleaning agency manager:                          tiglimpyo
laundry services manager:                          labandera
private security guard:                              tigsunod sa bana ug mga anak nga sulondon
radyo baktas, inc. chairman, internal affairs: tsismosa, sulod sa balay lang aron way gubot laing tawo
pets caregiver:                                        tig-alima ug tig-adopt ug mga layaw nga iro ug iring
animal shelter volunteer:                           tiglimpyo ug tigduwa sa mga hayop didto hangtod naay mo-adopt 
                                                            nila
latest addition:  tb dokdoker:                     obvious, just like you

"god's in his heaven
and all's right with the world."

Quote from: cujo on November 16, 2010, 07:23:58 AM
Looks like the hippie style of the 70's...or is it afro.

jackson 5 hair.  cool.  i understand this doesn't need combing.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 07:12:20 AM
He he, duha ba kaha jud... 

sige lang.  pilay pad sa unggoy iabot rang mailaila ta mo.  ikaw ra unyay ihap ha?

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 15, 2010, 07:58:59 PM
manog bols ay ni bolbuhols sang to bols

ah, to bols sang bolbuhols indi mabuakang sang iding, hihihi.  mapisartz la.  

Quote from: bugsay on November 15, 2010, 10:49:44 AM
seguroa lang nga ang duha ka balls permanente'ng magbitay..

ang di lang nako masiguro kay kanang naa ba gyoy duha ka balls dinha nga permanenteng gabitay sa china nga umoliay karong pasko.

Quote from: chicogon on November 16, 2010, 06:34:15 AM
Welcome, Vanessa. Enjoy your visits here and meet your new TB friends! 

welcome, vanessa!  yours is one female name that i like.  enjoy your tb trips.  yes, love moves in mysterious ways.  so do secured homeowner loans that may start moving in tb, who can say.

thanks for the recipe, wolfie!  yes, masabtan ra.  di sad ko mahadlok masayop kog sabot kay magka-inunsa, makaon man gihapon bisan unsay resulta, bisan ang egg roll mahimong balut roll.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 05:44:36 AM
Klaro. El supremo pagarparero. 

mahilom ra man ug masukamod nang mga ingon ana kadugayan, after learning their lesson the hard way.  kitang tanan, makatilaw ra man ug sukamod in varying degrees.  mao nga himoon na lang nakong kalingawan ang ingon ana.  tuslokon kun angay, pasagdan kun mahimo, kataw-an sa kanunay.

Quote from: chicogon on November 15, 2010, 08:16:32 AM
Taga Carcar man kuno pod si Dagohoy pero namyesta sa Bohol, didto naabtag gubat, bwahahahaha!!! 

hahaha, pataka lang diay ming duha ug angkon ug apohan.  nabali man diay mig kaliwat.  samot mi anig kakrokongho.

nagsugod na tingali kay mag-decorate na man ko, despite my misgivings nga pila kahay christmas balls ang mabuak ani tungod sa mga iring.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 12, 2010, 02:34:52 PM
Good to see that the Philippines is enforcing its laws , especially taking terrorist threats seriously. If this woman was in the United States and said that in American Soil in American airport premises, she would not only have been surrounded by American security, and anti-terrorist task squads within the airports. And subject to heavy punishment. This country is intolerant of terrorist threats.

How very unbecoming. She would joke like that in front of her countrymen and in front of her child. Does she not know the psychological processes of observational learning? Stupidity!

You reap what you sow. And she sowed idiocy, she reaps the justice of Philippine Law! Good!

it was indeed idiocy, and its consequence, according to this statement, is that she got the idiocy of philippine law in equal measure.  in which case, a filipino some years back was also slapped with the idiocy of american law.  when the plane he was on was approaching a u.s. airport, he joked through his mobile phone to someone meeting him at the airport about the bomb he was carrying.  well, all calls were being monitored in the u.s. (bush era; i don't know now), so he never got past the airport's door.       

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 15, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
Now I am making egg roll for a retirement party of one of the Bossmen upon special request. It became famous in our office when I started bringing it during cook-out or parties. I don't make it, Cujo did. She made the best egg roll ever. Then, I was guilty of the compliments, so I asked her to give me her recipe. Since then I was making my own.

THANKS CUJO!

hehe, a topic close to my heart.  if there's no trade secret involved, mind sharing the recipe here?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 15, 2010, 08:13:45 AM
I was delighted to see a Filipino priest in our parish today. I can't believe that we have one in our community when it is dominated with American and Hispanic church goers. Nice to feel home again.

wow!  if that's how you felt, i wonder how it would be if you get to meet fr chic there, right in your own parish.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 15, 2010, 08:07:10 AM
Bura mag si Muammar Gaddafi nis Bay Guaps diri...  

maayo gani kay type ni vrglguaps ang ballroom dancing, dili ang moonwalk ni michael jackson.  kujaw ning buhoka ug modilaab kun maohon.

fire away! 

hehe, your new hairstyle is impressive, nay, it's earthshaking, vrglguaps.  pila na kahay itlog nga napusa dinha sa inyong himongaan...  needless to say, angayan ka!  o ang buhok ba kaha ang angayan nimo...

good morning, tb fellow netizens!  at last, after 5 days nga ang tb ma-access lang nako at past 12 midnight, naa na gyod karong buntag.  salamat, cyberspace!

seriously, the banana republic and i have realized that jokes about bohol were started by boholanos themselves.  if anything, he once said, boholanos have a strong sense of humor and are quick to laugh at themselves, and it's healthy.

the banana republic is a pure cebuano.  i claim to be pure boholana though he believes otherwise because i could not make the cut in terms of 'jus soli'.  besides, i've spent most of my life in cebu.  let it be said though that i insist i'm more boholana than anything else.

one can imagine the bohol-cebu dynamics between us then.  though our exchanges have not turned nasty, they have become part of our game, to be enjoyed and laughed at.

he says, she says:

ang bol-anon kun mangihi moatubang gyod sa bohol.  (obviously with allusions to muslims who face mecca when they pray.)

ang cebuano kun mangadye kay isog kaayo, 'amahan namo ay, anaa sa mga langit du..'

he enjoys knowing boholano family names and how funny some are, and names them... (i won't name them here; you know what they are.)

i'm ready with my own list, naturally... camomot, bugtai, cabahug, jumao-as (with apologies to those who may carry these names; or are apologies necessary here? )

quid pro quo, hehe.  kun apo siya ni lapulapu (nga taga-talibon baya to siya; giangkon lang sa mga cebuano), apo sad baya ko ni dagohoy.

     

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 11, 2010, 12:57:22 AM
ngaa man?

naa.  nganga ra god...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 14, 2010, 01:45:52 AM
Mosugot ka, imong iPhone mo-vacuum sa tae sa imong mga iring pero iniggamit nimo sa iPhone... 

why man wa nimo tiwasa ang imong pangutana?  mosugot ko kun ari ibugwak sa akong nawong ang gi-vacuum sa iphone?  o ari sa akong dunggan mosidlit?  o pangitaon ba kaha ka una sa iphone kay pilian ni ug kinsay angay sidlitan?    

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 14, 2010, 01:57:27 AM

di gyud na moliwat nako kay di man akoy galigwat..

swerteng bataa.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 14, 2010, 01:55:25 AM
gikatlan na.

salamat sa imong kuto ug kaspa nga nanglupad gikan sa imong avatar.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
angkor mang:

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 06:59:36 PM
angkor womang:

omang:

it goes without saying that we can't expect everyone to recognize everybody else.  there are occasions when such faux pas can be avoided by having a color-coded i.d. or ribbon, but then again it would have been a worse faux pas if a country's vice-president were required to use this.  some coordination between the reception's protocol and clinton's close-in security broke down somewhere.  i hope no one loses a job because of this.  anyway, the fact that veep binay was cool about it spoke of the man.  he didn't need to shout that he's the country's vice-president.  

far off, but somewhat similar, was my experience in my own home.  someone knocked.  i opened the door and, lo and behold, a stranger of a woman who denied me even the slightest polite greeting surprised me with her purpose:  "i want to talk to the lady homeowner.  what time is she coming home?"  well, since she concluded that i wasn't there, i gave it to her in equal measure.  i don't know when she's coming back, i answered, and closed the door on her face.      

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
                                             -Alexander Pope
                                             An Essay On Criticism

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, and the angels are all in heaven, but few of the fools are dead.
                                                                                                      -James Thurber
                                                                                                      Further Fables For Our Time

with patience, you'll meet the best, luckybelle.  pohon.  padayon lang the way you are.  love comes like a thief in the night.  aw, ayaw diay na nga expression uy; tinuod pa lang nga k@watan.  love comes when you least expect it.  love comes from the most unexpected places.  (uy, kanta man ron...)  

ka-cute gyod sa imong baby uy!  kahimos ba uroy, buyag.

(hinaot unta nga di siya modako nga mapareha anang avatar ni vito.  akoy nalipong nga nagtan-aw.  paskang lupara sa mga kuto ana.  nangatol god akong ulo ug ahat... )

OT:  tinuod bang maka-almoranas ang sili?

Quote from: cheers on November 12, 2010, 09:02:47 AM
Ha,ha,ha... Yes, am crazy for holding those close enemies... why should I worry for that?  I could live without them loving me... because many out there are loving me anyway..

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
                                                            -Michael Corleone
                                                             The Godfather II
                                                             (also attributed to Sun Tzu and Niccolo Machiavelli)   

I can protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends.
                                                            -Italian proverb

God protect me from my friends, I'll take care of my enemies.
                                                            -Voltaire (Francois-Marie Arouet)

for jas4

The Drifters - Up On The Roof

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Quote from: bugsay on November 12, 2010, 12:14:11 AM
hehehe....nganong na "candida" na man tawon ang tokar nga breakdance man ang uso atong panahuna?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 12, 2010, 12:30:46 AM
Breakdance? wala pa Oi

hehe, pa-breakdance-breakdance si bai bugs aron ingnon ug bata.  na, hala, ang tokar sa breakdance ni bai bugs nga 45rpm gihimong 33rpm.  slomo nga breakdance, mora atong migo ug bitin nga nigawas sa basket kay gitukaran ug flute ug indyano.  

for jellybean

Jerry Vale - Two different worlds

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

you must be the singer and i the pianist.  glad you have friends and enemies, both of whom are close.  that's quite a feat.  prost!  salud!

Quote from: bugsay on November 11, 2010, 11:41:32 PM
awoooohh...tingkatulog naman pod...
- mata sa di pa gusto matulog..

katulgon na sad bitaw ko.  unsaon, pasado alas dose na nitungha ang tb diri.  beyond access tibuok adlaw.  sige, nayt-nayt diha ninyo ni unlan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
Oi, wa jud matumbi akong bunol tawon. Ngano gud nga matumban nga ingon ani man ang akong sinayawan...

oh, my kittens!  my lovely, lovely kittens!  they're growing up and learning fast, just like hubag.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 11, 2010, 08:36:26 PM
Wa ba kaha nasuka sa kili-kili power?

kun nasipyat ug sayaw ug itik-itik, may puruhan.

Quote from: bugsay on November 11, 2010, 04:40:14 PM
hehehe.....mogakos bisag hot music?

mao bitaw nga hapit mapareglahe... unsaon, ang 45rpm nga 'candida', gihimo mang 33rpm, mora na hinoog horror ang sound.  arang gakos ni bugsay kay nahadlok.

Quote from: bugsay on November 11, 2010, 04:13:43 PM
oppss...out sa ko kay manglusi ra ba to'g bugan..

umm, umm, !@%"*#!  da, hubag lagi ang bugan sa akong migong pitot.

Quote from: bugsay on November 11, 2010, 03:57:22 PM
aw....para diay na sa imong mama isles....ok ra, maayo na para sa mga tiguwang..

bantog ra ang first batch ani imong nahurot.

my tb access is extraordinarily slow this time. 

tulog na lang ko kay gidoka na ko ug gibikogan sa bukobuko ug hinuwat.

goodnight everyone out there, including scarbzy migs and vhinz who are quiet today/tonight.

ta-ta. 

anha ra ko motuo ug ngilngig nga mobile phone, iphone bay ngan o bahalag unsa nga alphabet ang gitangag, basta kaning teleponoha nay molimpyo sa tae sa akong mga iring.

daghan.

household engineer
nutritionist/dietician
motor vehicle operator
cleaning agency manager
laundry services manager
private security guard
radyo baktas, inc. chairman, internal affairs
pets caregiver
animal shelter volunteer
latest addition:  tb dokdoker 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
I am always mistaken as a Chinese, my Mom gene's gave me this slanted eyes. When I was applying for a visa in Cambodia, the foreign affairs officer told me I don't need one, just tell them I am Cambodian and my tongue was cut-off by the Khmer Rouge (how am going to say that without a tongue). In Vietnam I am a Vietnamese, in Thailand I look like Thai.

But when a little girl in remote Cambodian province called me Russian... that one blew my sanity.

hahaha!  that cambodian little girl must have been to the caucasus herself.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 09:27:14 PM

perlas ka baleleng nga kwintas lang ang parehas sa amon, sir bolbs.  indi ako parehang niya, pati blouse indi pareha.  indi patsada nag-blouse samang ana tapos nag-kwintas sang black pearls na peke.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 08:54:12 PM
san-o gid madam islex?  manogpaoli gid kaw ya sang aton  ´yotang natawhang

dugay-dugay pa, sir bolbs.  hinoon, managpauli man mi sigeg sa aton yutang natawhang.  gusto lang ko na indi na sige biyahe kay mora gid ug natuliyok na namon kalibotang hadlokong mang ko ayroplano.  (fear of flying.  indi ako ibon ma'y may layang lumipad...)

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 08:59:16 PM
igudmaon gid pod ya ang bana kag alimahan sang asawa indi gid pagabatilbatilon 

oo gid.  pagakutawkutawon, pwede?

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
tsk tsk tsk panggaon ang asawa....dili dagmalan...

i will take your word for it.

uy, ang unlan baya ni nga buslot ni bugsay, kadtong hinatag ni bolbs, di ba?  didto sa thread nga dikitdikit kang bugsay nga kanta?

grabeh!  i'm every other asian national except filipino.  i've been japanese, vietnamese, chinese, thai, and lately, indonesian.  

once, in a mideast country, the banana republic and i waited for his car service in a lobby where there was a group of filipinos waiting for their bus service to their workplace.  when the banana left, i turned to them to say hello.  they weren't very welcoming.  they only looked at me as if i came from another planet.  so i told them that like them, i'm a filipino (i knew they were filipinos because they were speaking tagalog.)  weird.  they even doubted my own declaration.

"bakit iba ang salita niyo," someone asked.  
"we were speaking cebuano," i said.  
"ah, bisaya pala."  
"yes, and you must not expect all filipinos to speak tagalog only," i answered, already pissed off with the way the word 'bisaya' was dropped.
"akala kasi namin, japanese ka at yung asawa mo ay arabo."  

doggone moon.      

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 07:02:40 PM
He he, gitujo na aron makaginhawa ang akong athlete's foot... 

asows.  bantog rang sayon-sayonon lang kag bunal ni misis ug rolling pin.  nagtoo tingali siya nga naa kay gitakintakin nga ilagang patay.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 06:58:01 PM
ala gid way pa man ako ismi madam islex....... hihihi

ano?  indi ako motuo na way ka pa ismi... ah, tingali ismo pa sang imo bla, hehe.  maldito akon sangkay kulirez ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 10, 2010, 06:30:05 PM

manoghilig ka gid sang polka dats madam islex...

ginahuwaman lang na sa akoa sang imong asawa, bolbs.  indi na ginauli sa ako sang ismi mo.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Naa lagi pansagang nga skillet pero gisipasipa man pud ang tijan    Mao unta nahitabo sa banang modapat ug asawa.

ikaw ni, hubs?  sige na lang nang rolling pin ug skillet nga gihimong weapons of mass destruction, your hagtoking the bagulbagol weapons.  pero ang medyas nimo intawon... lisod na butangan ug gift ni santa claus karong pasko.

since i'm unemployed, there's really nothing for me to retire from.  but i guess i can pretend having my own retirement when my husband retires.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 10, 2010, 01:18:29 PM
Nilugaw na sad matod sa Intsik
Mao nga napikot ang mata

mata na, dong, kay tingkatulog na.

anything can happen, so to speak.  pero, siyaro wa pa gyoy babayeng motagam anang willie revillame?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 08:42:57 PM


Ato kunong Binisay-on para klaro. Imong buot ipasabot, garbo para niya nga gihimo siyang kataw-anan? Hmm. Dili na man na tawo...
 

wa ta kahibawog nagtoo siya nga nakahatag siyag kalipay kay nakakatawa ang uban, bisan unsa pa may hinungdan.

kadtong imong igsu nga si bugsay, kapila pod kaha matumbi ang iyang bunol.  nagkadiin-diin god tog suok sa bohol ug panulong ug bayle sa una.