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Quote from: cujo on March 09, 2011, 07:15:21 AM
Pin Pin de Sarapin...good grief !  I feel ancient...I don't even remember the lyrics now...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 09, 2011, 10:26:12 AM
Pin pin de sarapin de kotsilyo de armasin haw haw de carabao de bato tin,sayang pula tatlong pera,sayang puti tatlong salapi,bog bog manggang hinog. Medyo sharp pa gihapon akong memory. 

kun wa mo maghisgot ani, cuj, raqz, di ko makahindumdom nga ang version diay nako lahi (agig lahi ang unang spoken language nako, which is waray).  mao nga abi nakog wa koy ma-contribute dinhi.  naa diay:

pinpin de sarapin
de kutsilyo de almasin
haw haw de karabaw
batoten, ototen
sayang pula, tatlong pera
sayang puti, tatlong salapi
kuling kuling bondol
si ti badol nahipakdol.

ambot nganong ang waray version naay "ototen" nga pagkadimalas kay duhay birada.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 11, 2011, 08:56:54 AM
Si Botoy Kanunay Malaomon

Si Botoy wa jud intawon kawad-ig paglaom
Nga sa kapulihay siya unta pud maminjo
Apan mientras tanto kada adlaw jud maligo
Aron di mapan-os kay bisan asa motidlom.

o, botoy, paglaom na lang ayaw
sama sa irong sa buwan mohiyaw
kinse ka anak bunga sa imong pagtidlom
ilang mga inahan mas gustog bongotom.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2011, 04:19:16 PM
Bwahaha! Manugkatawang malanog hang amang
Kay manugsaot hang singkawng kimpang sang kuradang 
Sang kahimoot sang tanan hang butkot napiit--
Kag ang gumawas ay indi otot kungdi igit.

hahaha!  na hala, kamo bol ug bot,
lakaw, pangilo mog dali, mga piskot.
ayaw dudad-a nang inyong mga igit
nga daw bulawang kansang namilit.

haaaayyyy, salamat, mike ligalig.  kaingon gyod nakog di na ta makakitag mga hulagway gikan sa top posters of great pics like hubag, hofelina, fr chic, bnc, statesville, and others.  they do the research for the rest of us, much to our fun and laughter!

naunsa... sa kadaghang isla sa bohol nga wa gani intawoy water system ug electricity, maghimo na hinoon ug mga islang bag-o?  upscale tourists man kaha ang target, di moadto na sila sa bisan asang ispidnoha.  kadaghang isla sa talibon. 

kini ra bang tourism business kay di kanunay.  optimistic projections ray saligan, but anything can happen.  and let's face it, many tourists don't have our country as their premier destination compared to other southeast asian countries because we're not exotic enough (no ancient temples, for one).  worse, our services are still not world-class, from predatory taxi drivers to immigration personnel at airports.   

nganong manundog man intawon ta sa dubai nga wa man silay problema sa capital ug government corruption.  aw, nagtikoka gyod hinoon karon ang nagduma sa palm islands sa dubai kay gaaginod ang investors ug takers.  to think that dubai has all the publicity any place could get. 

naghimog isla ang dubai tungod tingali kay wa kaayoy daghang isla didto.  sa ato nga puro isla, wa gyod tingaliy elected government official nga makatubag kun madoble ba ang gidaghanon sa mga turista tungod aning giplanohang man-made islands.

i hope the environmentalists will prevail.

       

ayayay, abi kay guwapog uniporme hiwihiwian man lang ta...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 10, 2011, 10:50:33 PM
klos ays klos ays na lang gid wayl manogsimhot sang ba-o ba-o na bongotom 

klos ays an den shawt wit dyoy kay guwapo sang bongotom?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 10, 2011, 06:50:35 AM
Naay di katuman ani... 

ay sekand tird port de mosyon.  bungot na goy gihisgotan...

buotan ni siya ug guwapa pa gyod, to.  bag-o lang giibtan ug ngipon.

pos•ses•sion

\-ˈze-shən also -ˈse-\

(n.) The thing possessed; that which any one occupies, owns, or controls; in the plural, property in the aggregate; wealth; dominion; as, foreign possessions.

(v. t.) To invest with property.

(n.) The having, holding, or detention of property in one's power or command; actual seizing or occupancy; ownership, whether rightful or wrongful.

(n.) The act or state of possessing, or holding as one's own.

(n.) The state of being possessed or controlled, as by an evil spirit, or violent passions; madness; frenzy; as, demoniacal possession.

Demonic possession is the supposed control over a human by a malevolent supernatural being or evil spirit. Descriptions of demonic possessions often include erased memories or personalities, convulsions, “fits” and fainting as if one were dying.  Other descriptions include access to hidden knowledge (gnosis) and foreign languages (glossolalia), drastic changes in vocal intonation and facial structure, the sudden appearance of injuries (scratches, bite marks) or lesions, and superhuman strength. Unlike in channeling or other forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. (wikipedia)

so some japanese men are in the business too...

i've heard some stories about this same business in the u.s. too.  and over ten years ago in germany, this modus operandi involved indian women more than filipino women.  imagine a 25-year-old german guy marrying fortyish indian women and divorcing them one after the other.  it was business.  there were givers and there were takers, and money changed hands.

     

pasabta ko bi.  ngano man kunong di man mahubog dayon aning mga basoha?

likay lang gyod mong duha, hubs ug bolbs, nga di inyong itlog ang sabwon kay lisod ning sop nambir 3 and wan hap.

sanga wala nay tumoy
ginapang-it na ni boybuhoy
mga dahon giganggang aron
itambal ni hubag karon

mo-end of the world tungod ani nga schedule, flying segs?  kun ibalhin ang christmas day sa december 15 kay ting-sweldo ug ang full moon labayon ug bibingka, modayon ba kaha ang end of the world...

akon tinelat.

sa una, sa mawingig pa ang pasahero sa bohol ug kalamay unya atbangan pod ug wingig sa cebu ug lata ug otap kay manaka pa ang mga vendors sa barko, nag-away pod nang ppa ug vendors sa tagbilaran.  uso pa man ang paskin, napaskinan dayon ang ppa.  problema lang, na-wrong spelling ang ngan sa sender.  imbis "n.p.a.", nahimong "n.p.e." 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 09, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
lagong lagong  na bongotom 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2011, 08:29:53 PM
lagom lagom ang lobotom   

sukad karon, ayaw na mo panamin aron di mo makakita ug lagom-lagom nga bungoton, understang?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 10:31:18 AM
He he, bason piramid gid kay hayan bahong patay sang sulod gid haw... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 09, 2011, 08:01:21 PM
daw tahong na patay hang baho 

why man mo moreklamo nga inyo man nang gusto mao nga sige mog panimhot?

ka-timing sad ani nga orange pod imong jacket, fr chic. 

curious lang ko; unsa man nang 'aviary/dept. of corrections' sa jacket sa imong migo?  is aviary a name of a place and the guy works in the district jail, or is aviary here related to birds as we know the more common meaning of the word?  if so, bilib ko sa mga birds sa new orleans; naa man gyoy dept. of corrections for them.  mora pa gyod ug birds ilang costumes.  mora man sad ug nisibo sa 'jailbirds'.

Quote from: Vistabel on March 09, 2011, 02:29:58 PM
purya gaba lang, di jud ko moangay ug ubi mokaon maayo pa ang camote, balanghoy, gabi. mokaon ko ug ubi pero tilaw lang.

di gyod diay ka mosugot nga imong anak ma-contestant ug miss ubi kon maohon.  bitaw, bisan ubi jam, di ka?  ambot lang kaha ug naa bay camote jam tuod.

   

good background ruined by photo...

and what's that yellow liquid?  don't tell me makeshift urinal pod na.

last i saw, the cloud in question came out of the bottom orifice of a cool and powerful tb member.

seriously now, i feel this beauty contest is a bit too far off.  if a beauty contest had anything to do with a province's agricultural product or any product for that matter, will the contest really promote the product?  will a 'miss ubi' represent bohol in other provinces to show that bohol's ubi is tops because she is tops?

why not just a 'miss bohol' whose functions include the promotion of our province's products, especially ubi, rather than another beauty contest on top of all those 'miss kapelya' or 'miss dajong' contests?

negros occidental since the old days has sugarcane as its premier product, on an industrial scale at that.  have we heard of a 'miss tubo' for its promotion?  what the province and the hacienderos did was to invest in the product and to produce the most and the best sugarcane that they can and market their sugar to the world.

is there a 'miss pinya' for bukidnon or a 'miss durian' for davao or a 'miss lanzones' in camiguin?  i don't really know if these beauty contests exist.  but we know there are tracts of pineapples in bukidnon, davao's durian is one of the best, and camiguin's lanzones is sought after.  no beauty contest was necessary to convince the rest of us.  it's the product that matters, not the winsome lady that carries a product's beauty title, especially a silly one at that.

disclaimer:  the opinion expressed here is purely that of a beauty contestant has-been (miss dajong, hehehe.)

Quote from: islander on March 09, 2011, 01:22:09 PM
morag may chance ko ani... tapol ug panit, guwapa gihapon bisag bolingoton ug nawong (aw, ubi man kaha, di hala), unya ang porma sa nawong morag map of bohol.

on second thoughts, di na lang ko moapil kay modaog unya ko... unya koronahan pa lang kog usa ka bakid nga ubi, arang bug-ata jamong pagalukdohon ana.

Quote from: Candijaynon on March 09, 2011, 12:40:16 PM
Bayolet beauty po...

mahimo man kaha bisag checkered o striped ang panit basta bayolet lang...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2011, 11:48:31 AM
Hmm... Unsa kahay hiyas nga pangitaon sa angay modaog ug ilhong Miss Ubi? 

morag may chance ko ani... tapol ug panit, guwapa gihapon bisag bolingoton ug nawong (aw, ubi man kaha, di hala), unya ang porma sa nawong morag map of bohol.

bitaw, ang runners-up ani di ba kaha si 'miss camote' ug 'miss balanghoy', unya ang overall champion si 'miss lagutmon'?  

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2011, 11:48:31 AM
Hmm... Unsa kahay hiyas nga pangitaon sa angay modaog ug ilhong Miss Ubi? 

morag magkinahanglan nig taas-taas nga panahon una ko maanad sa sound sa 'miss ubi' da.  hinoon, there's always a first time man god kaha.  para unsa tuod kun ang modaog wa gyod intawon katanom ug ubi bisag kausa? 

China blogger angered over losing Facebook account

BEIJING (AP) â€" Chinese blogger and activist Michael Anti wants to know why he is less worthy of a Facebook account than company founder Mark Zuckerberg's dog.

Anti, a popular online commentator whose legal name is Zhao Jing, said in an interview Tuesday that his Facebook account was suddenly canceled in January. Company officials told him by e-mail that Facebook has a strict policy against pseudonyms and that he must use the name issued on his government ID.

Anti argues that his professional identity as Michael Anti has been established for more than a decade, with published articles and essays.

Anti, a former journalist who has won fellowships at both Cambridge University and Harvard University, said he set up his Facebook account in 2007. By locking him out of his account, Facebook has cut him off from a network of more than 1,000 academic and professional contacts who know him as Anti, he said.

"I'm really, really angry. I can't function using my Chinese name. Today, I found out that Zuckerberg's dog has a Facebook account. My journalistic work and academic work is more real than a dog," he said.

Zuckerberg recently set up a Facebook page for "Beast," complete with photos and a profile. Unlike Anti's, however, the page for the puppy doesn't violate Facebook's policies because it's not meant to be a personal profile page. Rather, it's a type of page reserved for businesses and public figures that fans can "like" and receive updates from on their own Facebook pages.

Facebook said it does not comment on individual accounts, but added that it believes a "real name culture" leads to more accountability and a safer and more trusted environment for people who use Facebook.

"This viewpoint has been developed by our own research and in consultation with a number of safety and child protection experts," Debbie Frost, Facebook's director of international communications and Public policy, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Facebook said in an e-mail to Anti that the company has "tried to keep the rule simple and fair by saying personal profiles must always be set up in the real legal name of the individual concerned."

Dissidents in a variety of countries have argued that Facebook's policy can endanger human rights activists and others if their identities become known.

Anti said there is a long tradition in China for writers and journalists to take pen names, partly as protection from retaliation from authorities. If Facebook requires the use of real names, that could potentially put Chinese citizens in danger, he said.

"For my fellow Chinese, this policy could easily help Chinese police identify them," he said.

It's not the first time Anti has had problems with an Internet site. In 2005, his blog on a Microsoft website was shut down by the company following pressure from Chinese officials. Microsoft's action led to a public outcry.

(from philstar.com, March 09, 2011 10:49 AM)

ah like boudreaux and thibodeaux, mille fois merci, abbé chic (googled ning pa-french-french, cajun-cajun, hahaha!). 

but ah wonder where their dog fideaux dideaux is.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2011, 05:47:19 AM
Kahinumdom pud ko aning Sampung Mga Daliri ug Bahay Kubo. He he, tiguwang na jud ko kay ako ni silang gisuwayan og kanta ron, di na man perfect ang lyrics...

walo na lang kutob ang tudlo, bai hubs, di na sampu?

mabuang gyod ko ani nga thread
sa kinatawa nawani akong kagid
mga balak bisan asa ang tumong
kinsa may mapukan apil pa kurikong.

Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2011, 12:37:40 AM
Papa nimo Enz? Joke ra ha... 

gadamgo ko nga mora nig si bai lorenz inig ka-doctor na niya.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 06:26:08 AM
addendum:

In medicine we also are applying the synergistic effects of psychopharmacology with psychoanalytic psychotherapy.

Dualistic thinking continues to pervade psychoanalytic views of psychopathology. The author points out the shortcomings of this perspective as represented in Mark Swoiskin's article, “Psychoanalysis and Medication: Is Real Integration Possible?” She contends instead that the latest scientific evidence does not support a dichotomy between organic (biological) and psychodynamic (nonbiological) factors in psychopathology. She presents two cases to illustrate both the challenge and the importance of reformulating psychoanalytic views in an integrated, holistic way.

http://www.atypon-link.com/GPI/doi/abs/10.1521/bumc.65.2.160.19397

unsa may pronunciation sa ngan ani?  aye aye as in 'aye, aye, sir' o 'ay, ay kalisod', o ba kaha 'ayi ayi', kana bang morag yungit sa alibaba?

bored?  isn't he actually contemplating on some biblical passages about creation?

paskang... hahaha!  doggone, bungoton lagi iyang behind.

how sad that it had to come to this for this family.  it looks like only their sister, who served as family spokesman during the flor contemplacion saga, isn't mentioned in this news item.  she had been regarded as the strongest family member throughout the tragedy.

daot na gyod diay kog mata... asa man ana nag-striptease, asa man ang sinina nga gihinayhinay ug huso?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 08, 2011, 10:30:21 PM
Sakto, bisan si Botoy nabiktima aning delete pud. Di ba Toy many years ago nahitabo ni nimo ug pasalamat nalang ko ingtubag ka sa among panawagan nga Balik Toy. Murag bahin man to sa spanish american war dagway nga topic nga ingdaug mo sa inyong debate mao na delete.

hahaha!  ikatawa ko na lang.  makiglalis na man lang, sustiniran na lang unta.  kun di man galing kasustinir, pila ra goy pag-admitir na lang.  ma-double standard hinoon ang gawas ani nga forum kay ang himoong rason sa pag-delete di man i-apply sa kaugalingon.  mao man tingali ning klaseha ang tawgon ug tyrant.

kun giguwapohan gyod siya sa iyang kaugalingon, padayon sa paporma, way magbuot.  di lang unta ilikidar ang mas guwapo niya.

 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
bwahahaha! tiaw ba, gi ingnan gud ko sa usang dimiaonon ana. i was in the merkado in valencia buying ginamos and some vegetables. the person next to me (he was standing behind me) was telling me that he was from dimiao. awww, so tinuod gajud nga lami diay kaajo ang ginamos sa valencia. kai mo anha gud ang mga dimiaonon.

usa ra ka taga-dimiao nisulti ana nimo and you already take it as fact?  come on...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 09:25:29 PM
bwahahahaha wa jamoy 'half valencianon', isles. ug naay gamay dugo sa valencianhon,...valencianhon gajud! bwahaha mao sigoro nga isug ka jamo, naa man diay ka'g dugo sa taga valencia.

God Bless!

naay half-valencianhon.  ako.  ngano god tawon nga ikaw may magbuot kun unsa ko nga akong mama ra man ang valencianhon akong papa di.



   

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 08, 2011, 12:32:24 AM
gab-e na gid mag lakat pa si toto sang 3 kilomitriko dason tawid sang ilog mangitngit na gid ya way na sakyanang dinhi sang amon abaw linti gid indi ko namanlayang hang oras na gid alas 12.39 na gid sang kadlawong.

magdalagan ka, to, ayaw paglakat.  ampo na lang kita nga ang ilog indi magbaha dason saad ka nga magbantay ka sa oras neks taym.  indi puwede waay ka na sa tb das why.  waay na si bugsay at vhinz, kulang na kita ug singers sa atong panaygon puro na lang kokak atong hearing aid...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 08, 2011, 12:32:24 AM
indi ko ma imagim na parehas hang iksora mo ani gid man madam islex daw tiror gid ya, makahahadlok gid man 

indi ka na lang mag-imagim, to, aron indi ka magukod...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 08:51:41 AM
Pitbol ini, indi bolbuholdog... 

si ms isle ni nga way bajook.  lahi tingali ang hitsura sa bolbuholdog.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 09:35:39 AM
Bason manughapuhapon gid man... 

di tawon hapon among itlog, bai.  lalim ba kag mo-import pag itlog gikan ug hapan...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 08, 2011, 12:27:21 AM
way man  indi ka na makakaom te

sod-ong sod-ongom na lang nimo hang itlog haw 

alirdyik na man gid, to.  amo sori na lang ko.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 06:06:16 AM
isles, honorary valencianhon diay ka? mao sigoro nga isug ka jamo. valenciana man diay (honorary). imagine if you were a pure valenciana. aww, wa jamoy ka lupig jyud. di baja pa pildi ning valencianhon. ehehehe     

half-valencianhon, di lang honorary.  mao nga kahibawo ko nga ang ginamos sa valencia pareha rag lami sa ubang ginamos.  tiaw ba god pod nga moingon ka nga ang mga taga-dimiao adto pa sa valencia mopalit ug ginamos...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 03:26:40 AM
hehehe, no need to apologize, bai Jun. Just sharing examples and comparisons to express a point. I respect that, Bai.
Ingon to ahong lolo Ciano, "Ug mo debatar ka sa ubang tawo, mag respetar pood kamo duha sa unsay gi ingon ninyo."

great tip from your lolo.  surely he did not tell you to delete some posts that answer yours but aren't to your liking, as you did three of mine since i joined tb...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2011, 04:42:30 AM
awww, sigoro kadtong mga pediatrics, family practice o geriatric interns kai 12 hour shifts ra man ilaha. intawn, luoy pood ko kai surgical intern man ko, awww..16-24 hour on -call shifts. wa jamo'y 'sleep' shifts sa surgery. ingon to si Dr. Johnson (head of cardiothoracic surgery sa among 'ospital),

"sleep is for general medicine. in surgery, there is no sleep. coffee is your friend and lover."

ay kulirez!!

oh, sorry.  i thought you declared in some other thread (was it that thread about the late angelo reyes?) that you are not sleep-deprived...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 05:28:02 PM
Oi, taga diin kaha diay ang kagikan aning bataa...

tingali baya ug nagtoo ni si allan nga kublan siya tungod sa iyang apelyido.  tingali baya pod ug ang orihinal niya nga ngalan allan lapulapu.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 07, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
isles, sigoro, because of the sleep deprivation, some of their thinking is hindered. este during rapid calculation and fast reading of a thread.

kaluoy pood.

i know someone who is not sleep deprived because they have scheduled turns for sleeping.

 

may ara gid, sa 8 years old pa ko.  akon hitsura ato parehas sa amon bulldog.  kun waay bajook mora man god ko sang miss universe nga pit bull.

Quote from: Vistabel on March 08, 2011, 12:06:23 AM
bag-o ni sya ma'am Isls grabing nindota, gipakita man sa TV sa programa nga Trip trip, mas nindot pa sa Shangri la Resort sa Mactan.

mas nindot pa ba ni kay sa 7-star burj al arab sa dubai?  mahibung man god ko nganong moabot pa man sa bohol ug invest ang arab prince pagkangan nga hotel kay di man intawon lalim ang mga hotel sa middle east ug di man pod ta kaingon nga nanobra na ang hotel dinha kay in terms of visitors and accessibility may pagka-tuyoon man nang atoa...  hinoon, sa sinugdanan ra ang akong kahibung.  nihatag na man si fr chic ug names of owners. 

confuse no more, obama2020.  dress your beauty self this rare camouflage dress then sparkle like michelle2525 or barrack1010.  dress hide your fat belly and hide armed forces of the philippines, its comptroller, and noisy senators too.     

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 07, 2011, 11:35:24 PM
dalagang olay

olay nga birhen, putli nga anay, albino nga butakal.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 07, 2011, 11:28:05 PM
way gid ko alamag man mag dirbi na lang gid kita sang pikak daw kokak

hahaha!  paskang nimo bolbs.  maajo jamo kang mosumpay ug estorya nga morag di sumpay kunohay... wais gyod ka bla, blah, blah, blah (kay mahutdan baya tag ilonggo nga sinimpangkong).

na, hala.  mas patsadag magderby ta ug kokak nga morag peacock, di ba, to? 

p.s.  wa ko kahibawo nga naa diay hotel nga ginganlan ug peacock sa ato, hehe.  karon pa ko...  thanks, flying segbin and fr chic.

ang jamo-jamo sa amo kay kamote nga matso nga mag-yumbo yock, limbarok morag bajook.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 07, 2011, 11:16:21 PM
ngano gid man madam islex mahilig gid ikaw sang iklog haw 

mahilig diay?  e, sorry po.  damo man gid mi sang itlog sa refrigerator subong unya indi na man ko makakaon sang itlog, to.

ako poy laki nga six-footer unya naay tigas nga putoter mahadlok sad ko uy.  lalim ba ug ulo ra niyay gamiton, ipakong sa itlog, na, morag si bruce lee nga ulo ray gamiton pagbuak ug hollow block.  human tanan... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 07, 2011, 09:03:54 PM

epilogue:  the only problem is his fart needed an audience and there was no one.  so he farted in sweet sorrow.

mora pod ug friends forever nga cebuano ug bol-anon; ang cebuano ang nagsuwat sa 'yumbo' ug ang bol-anon ang nagsuwat sa 'jams'. 

 

nilabay ang panahon unya di na ko bata, naundang pod ang akong bakasyon-bakasyon sa valencia... medyo akong nakaila ang mga anak sa ginamos magnate sa tagbilaran.  nakaadto ko sa ila.  walk-in freezer sulod sa balay ang storage sa ginamos.  naa lang koy namatikdan.  naa taliwa sa sawog sa freezer room ang paghimo ug ginamos, ginapala, ginatumban usahay sa gapala.  inig kamawos, isulod sa mga taro para delivery.  taro pa to, basiyo sa baguio o capitol edible oil.  wa pa mauso ang dagkong plastic containers kay wa pa mobanat ang tsina ug himo mao nga mahal pa ni kaniadto. 

entonces, mao nga lami ang ginamos, labi na sa valencia.  labi na gyod ug kaliwat ug taga-valencia ang moingon.  labi pa gyod tong maghuwat-huwat lang kun anus-a matay-an ang tinae ug kinaon ug ginamos.

gawas hinoon kun ang valencianhon household naay homemade ginamos para sa kaugalingong konsumo, ang ginamos sa tibuok bohol pareha rag lami kay usa ra ang supplier sa una.  ambot lang kaha, pero duda ko nga ang ginamos sa valencia nabantog kunohay sukad tungod kay standout ang pagka-ginamos lover sa mga taga-valencia.  (akong lola lang daan, ay ambot.  morag mabuang kun way ginamos kada tingkaon.  natakdan ko nga tigbakasyon sa valencia sa gamay pa ko.)

mao ba gihapon ni ron ang affair of valencia with ginamos?  duda ko nga mao gihapon kay drooling with love of valencia ginamos man gihapon tong wa na sa lungsod kay tua na sa 'merika.  unsa kaha sa kabahin ni bugsay nga tua na sa tsina, he who never drooled?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
Kay ginapala bitaw ang ginamos, an?
Usahay gani kini pud ginatumban...    

true, true happiness will follow...

sa una (ambot lang kaha karon) usa ra ang apelyido sa biggest supplier ug ginamos sa tibook bohol.  naa ni sa tagbilaran, di lang nako nganlan.  mosuroy ning ilang mga cargo trucks ug mo-deliver ug tinaro nga ginamos sa mga lungsod nga nagtabo.  morag domingo ang tabo sa valencia.  ambot kun mao ba gihapon karon.  ambot pod kun naa na ba roy kaugalingon nga commercial size ginamos maker sa valencia.

unsa kahag moangkon na lang nga wrong spelling kay sa moangkon nga nasayop sa botany?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 07, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
Bitaw, it's wrongheaded to embellish this mistake as poetic license. Sayop jud, pure and simple. Angkonon lang gud.

giabusaran na bitaw kaayo ning phrase nga 'poetic license'.  basta masayop ug suwat o sabot ba kaha, poetic license dayon.  di baya lalim ning mogamit ug poetic license kay nagkinahanglan hinoon ug mas taas nga kinaadman tungod kay daghan ang sukdon ani.  kadaghanan moingon ug poetic license aron tabonan ang sayop mora rag naggunit ug motorcycle driver's license unya nagpatugag drive ug boeing 777.

Quote from: buenavista on March 05, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
nalifung ko hehehehe

ako fud, hahaha, ambrot ba uroy...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2011, 01:16:59 PM
Wrong dili siya usa sa school drop out gani hapit na ni ma doctor .

right, raqz.  naa baya poy mga doktor nga dalikdikon ug utok.  they need not drop out of school.

but of course, frogs do matter, anywhere, according to them anyway.

naa silay nakalimtan pagdala sa ilang pagpanagan.  ang rocket.

one more sentence using ugok, islander, so you can pass grade 1...

'ugok ray di gyod mo-delete ug post sa tb kun mopaayon ra ka niya kanunay ug pakapinan pa gyod nimo ug gilok nga dayeg.'

use ugok in a sentence...

'ugok ray mo-delete ug post sa tb kay wa makaayon sa imong tubag.'

hala, wa man niy kalainan sa manunuli unya di mao ang natuli... kabuhagay lagi ang mga matso.

you talkin' 'bout some 'un here, bai hubs?

Quote from: Vistabel on March 06, 2011, 09:37:19 PM
hehehehe kong mauhon Extremist, similar to Ahl Khaydah, closed minded man kaha.   

panahon na diay nga magpabungot mo.  wa bayay ahl khaydah nga way bungot.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 06, 2011, 12:50:33 AM
Philippines as a country is only 60 some years old.

huh?  i didn't know my grandparents and parents are non-filipinos!

   

Quote from: Vistabel on March 05, 2011, 03:52:37 AM
diha man gud sa screen sa akong Laptop ang nag ingon ug ambot, ma'am isls   

hahaha!  next time pangulitawo ug personal, ayaw tawon sa internet.  abi pa lang di ka desidido.  lisod kaayog hulagway ra nimoy masugot.  na, makaasawa ra sad ka anag hulagway.  unsa na kaha intawoy porma sa inyong anak ana... 

let's take a particular newspaper we're most familiar with... like any of those in tagbilaran.  kun tun-an nato ang mga entries, way edit-edit ang inside pages gawas sa mga ads.  ang edited ang front page ug back page ra.  submit any article, and as long as it does not bring legal sanctions against the paper, it's bound to see print in full--- poor writing, bad grammar and all---as a filler.  such is the reality of the innards of some newsrooms.

paskang... makalagot nga kataw-anan.  suwat-suwat pa gyod ni papa joe ang gago.  o di ba kaha himo-himo ra kini ni papa joe?  basta ba lang di mabakante iyang column.

ayaw na lang ta aning press work usahay; under time pressure and since no space must be left vacant in the case of newspapers, pug-anay gyod ug imagination kun magkalisod. 

agig tabang ug higala nga editor ug newspaper sa una nga wa pa mauso ang internet, naahat kog ka fortuneteller nga columnist, tagna-tagna sa horoscope kunohay ug tambag-tambag sa mga pangutana.  the clincher: ako ray nangutana, ako ra say tubag.  23 anyos pa ko ato, purya.  mating pa, papa joe, gaduda ko nimo da...

Quote from: Vistabel on March 05, 2011, 02:53:14 AM
maoy kaguba sa akong Laptop bai Hubs kong akong hasmagan   

kay ngano, laptop diay imong gipangulitawhan?

Quote from: chicogon on March 05, 2011, 02:24:41 AM
Make sure nobody condemns him to hell, bwahahahaha  

i'll even go as far as pleading with self-flagellation to avoid having anyone assigned to such hothouses.  

the last time i sparred about hell in some other thread in this forum, one of my posts was deleted and consigned to limbo.

kini pod.

gives me an idea.  mabutang ba pod kaha ni nga notice sa balay?

maybe he'll start interacting if you click his link?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
Basin si Paris kay sundogan maoy nanundog ani niya...

posible tuod.  kay si madonna bitaw nanundog man pod aning iyang prominent crucifix.

naa say masayop nga magyawyaw ug mga bersikulo ug manglabay ug bibliya.

yu tu beri krisi gipanamastasan ang a-z alpabit.

sobrang kape hapdos tiyan.

pee yaw see ngeeeee!

tnk, tnk, tnk.  nganong nanulong man pod tawon si inday nga nag-inusara, morag nagpatara?  kuwang ba kaha siyag pangisip o unsa?  wa sad tingali siya magtoo nga giimbitar siya sa condominium aron magrosaryo.  sa ika-upat niyang adto sa condominium sa katsila siya gi-rape.  unsa man gyod tawon ang tuyo niyang moadto? 

sometimes, opportunity makes crime possible.  while in whatever circumstance she was raped the act remains a crime and the perpetrator remains answerable, it looks like she provided the opportunity.  maayo sang duklon ning bayhana.

           

ambongan gid diay si toto.  ganahambal siya sa iban nga thread nga ambongan daw siya damo siksitsiks gusto mopaliwat niya.  hands down, ambongan gid haw.  kini ang mga liwat:

oy, thrilling na man ni nga thread.  imbis nganong masuko ang nangutang nga paninglan, morag ang giutangan man diay ang nasuko nga di mabayran.  anus-a kaha ni mahiadto sa masuko kay di utangan o masuko ba kaha kay way mautangan.

es ist schön, herr hubag.

myth:  cats cannot dance.
fact:  the demanding irish riverdance is peanuts for them.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2011, 05:57:46 AM
Ano gid man, kulot, upaw, o ubanon? 

lukpa na lang god, naa na man gid na.  luboslubosin na lang, as in opawlotbanon.

(ot:  scusami, maniudto usa ko because my pancreas is gimawing...)

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 03, 2011, 09:12:09 AM
An alternate translation:

Fast picture-taking by the morning brook,
But using ugly fangs for wrestling at night!

Bwahaha! Nisawom na jud ilawom sa dagat! 

tira, to!  mao tingali niy powers ug dalikdikon ug liog unya himbison ang utok.  mga serina ra gyod.  ah layk it.